After 3 days of war with ticking clock and absofuckinglutely packed schedule, my biggest fear is finally here - my back and shoulder pain. Today is only the 3rd day, but my back and shoulder already start to send out signals. Whenever i roll my shoulders back and forth, i can hear those ' clak clak' sound due to the tense muscle and vein.
How lah? I still got another week to go. 2 weeks actually, cos next week i have to attend the 3 days Body Jam training besides doing the existing projects. These 2 months might not be the most productive months , but definitely the busiest period for me.
Is there any fast, easy and effective way to lessen the pain? Don't ask me to relax, cos time is the thing that i am lacking at the moment.
I'm tired and my mind is totally blank. The war will begin in 10 hours. Wish me luck.
Meanwhile, just enjoy the song that i'm planning to teach in the coming class. I think it's very rich and inspirational. But some find it very irritating. Different people different taste, and i know, mine is definitely better. LOL ( By the way, Dior used it for their Haute Couture show )
I know it's not the original MV. Don't complain, just listen ! ;p
Surprised and happy to received a sms from my Biaomei ( Win-ni ) who is currently chasing her dreams in London yesterday. Below is the message :
" Biaokho, London is snowing and i miss you !!! " Short but warm. I miss you too! Hope that you are doing well there, cos you really make our village people proud! LOL
Back to me, i need to get some spray snow to touch up the display props. Unfortunately, i have searched the whole Ampang and no one is selling it. Not even in Ampang Point, Carrefour , etc. Really pissed off and tired driving around. Why? Ampang people never celebrate Christmas kah? So hard to get something that is so common for Christmas decor.
Really kanasai! People snowing in London, and yet i can't find a single can of snow spray here.... Ladies and gentlemen, i am regret to inform that :
Dream # 1 : Me and my sis were at a lake doing some research a la National Geographic ( dunno why, cos never interested in Bio and Geography ;p ). Suddenly a big gigantic BUAYA appeared from the lake and start chasing us, i mean ME! I ran away as DRAMATIC as possible ( run, shout and over-the-top facial expressions at once ). And when i turn back, that BUAYA look like a human being with white sharp teeth. Just like the one i saw in "Quarantine" movie trailer.....
Dream # 2 : I was driving and wanted to go to some place. I am very familiar with that place. But the problem is, i can never got the correct junction to turn in. Always lost or missed the turning at the T junction and round-a-bout. It took me few times before i can get to the right place. Very pikchik.... ( but this is not only happening in dreams la.. real life also more or less the same, hehehe.. quite bad in direction ;p )
Dream # 3 : Someone was chasing me... again. This time, the venue is in a building. I ran using the staircase, from ground floor to 10th floor. Then down again. I swing from bar to bar when i jump down, very artistic gymnastic-like.... ( as if i'm doing Madonna's 'Jump' MV...only without the spotlights.... The result is, my whole body is so tired and aching when i write this entry...... By the way, i also saw Faye Wong doing catwalk in one of my dream. She was wearing a black halter neck bareback long gown, with classic make up and hairdo. Haha.....
See, i always stay at home but got so many exciting experiences as compared to those who always go out. Free one lagi... hahahaha
Went to hardware shop to buy something just now. While waiting for the staff to get my things, i just browse some of the tools on the shelf. Suddenly something caught my eyes. There is a very "outstanding" packaging box on the shelf. A rather different one. It was a tile-cutter. But what is so special about the cutter?
It caught my attention because the packaging image is a sexy lady pretending to cut the tiles. Don't you think that is so SALAH? Cos normally they'll have the image of the tool on the box. Not some sexy lady which have nothing to do with the tool. Obviously their target market is those 痳瘌佬contractor.
Now, if this is an effective way to attract 痳瘌佬 buyer, can i propose something? These proposal is for those coffin seller. Next time do a poster of a sexy lady wearing lingerie. Then ask the lady to sleep in the coffin, feeling sexy. I think there will a lot of those hamsap Ah Pek 'dying' to buy the coffin from you. You happy, they happy. How? My proposal boleh jalan or not?
You have seen how they practise in the previous entry. Here's the actual performance.. That Indian man is our Chief Finance Controller ( the one who approve our budget ). So die-die have to put him in the show. I did appear in the last clip ~ as the backstage coordinator ( the one in black t-shirt ) And please forgive my friend/cameraman. You can tell from the shaky clips that he was very excited. LOL
And here's the winner team...enjoyed their show very much. By the way, can you tell which are the women and non women? ( Tips : Those pretty ones are NOT.. )
Found this clip while reorganizing my old files. The clip was made few years back. Those were my friends/ex-colleagues. The performance is for the Staff Performance Contest for their Annual Dinner ( again, but for another company ), themed FASHIONISTA. We got 3rd place .
I know it's always fun to watch your friends performing on stage. But it is funnier to see them behind the stage. So, i'm going show you how awkward, funny and blurr they were. It was recorded at my house as i was the choreographer for the show. The whole thing is quite DRY, without lightings and costume. Enjoy :) ( 2 person were absent, in case you see there's some moment with nobody )
Shasha, Agnes, Wendy, Karena, Diana, Miguel & Amy, I love you guys & please don't scold me. I know you guys enjoyed it very much . :)
Basically i am a nice guy ( yeah rite ;p ). I love to work and share my knowledges with freshies, as long as you are willing to learn. But if you are a nobody and try to act smart in front of me, then i'll make sure you eat shit without realising it.
It's actually happening between me and a young lady working for my client. Based on the few meetings with her, i can see that she have very little knowledge in VM. Mentang-mentang she is the newly employed Marketing Exec, she use her position and 'knowledge' to ask me to do ridiculous things ( in another word, S-T-U-P-I-D ).
For example, she told me to cut down the cost of the Christmas tree, by taking out all the fairy lights. OMG! A Christmas tree without lighting is basically a DEAD TREE. And she also like to use the word elegant, somber and sophisticated to describe her vision of the tree. Hello, i know what type of image and display is suitable for your company. I did the tree last year, and your principle from Singapore loved it so much !!!
But the thing that really pissed me off is that she called my supplier to check on my actual cost. That is too much ! It shows that she has no business etiquette and respect for business partners. And she cut off 70% of my proposed budget! So, i decided not to take the project. Let her use her smart brain ( if she have any ) to look for another freelancer to do the job. But i doubt she can find any in such a short notice. Too bad, i guess she'll have to learn from her mistake !
Just confirmed a freelance job on Friday. It's to train a group of staff to perform in their Annual Dinner in December. This is actually my second year working with them. Cos i think they are satisfied with my work last year. We got second place in the competition. Hopefully this year will be better, with the new staffs, new theme, new concept and NEW BUDGET. Hahaha.
The clip below is my teams' performance last year. I think they were considered very good, despite the fact that they are STAFF, not dancers.
The rehersal for this years' performance will start on Tuesday. Will show you the result of their hardwork later. Hopefully with a better prize. :)