OMG !!! I am totally obsessed with Sammi's new single. Heard it over the radio last nite, searched for it at Youtube . Got the lyrics, and now i am SOOOOO ready to go karaoke to kill this song. Am listening to it over and over again. In my macbook, ipod and cd player in the car. I am feeling so LALA...:)
啦啦們，新鮮滾熱辣啊。。。。。
（ 鄭秀文 ﹣ 叮叮噹 ）
在還沒被pasar malam炸到爛前，先在這裡跟大家一起LA。
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
我又高了。
說的不是我的身高（雖然我很想;p），而是我看事情的標準越來越高了。
最近發覺我的大頭症越來越嚴重。
對很多東西都好像很有意見。
自以為很了得。
但往往就是事情發生候，才發現自己是那麼的無知。
是時候自我檢討了。。。
Please forgive me if i ever offended anyone of you.
p/s : My favorite mat salleh lady from the gym told me yesterday that she won't be able to join my class anymore cos going back to Europe. Suddenly feel a bit down. Will miss the days of dancing together with her. Huuhhh..
真是“酒逢知己千杯少“。
Err.. 是醬用的嗎？
最近發覺我的大頭症越來越嚴重。
對很多東西都好像很有意見。
自以為很了得。
但往往就是事情發生候，才發現自己是那麼的無知。
是時候自我檢討了。。。
Please forgive me if i ever offended anyone of you.
p/s : My favorite mat salleh lady from the gym told me yesterday that she won't be able to join my class anymore cos going back to Europe. Suddenly feel a bit down. Will miss the days of dancing together with her. Huuhhh..
真是“酒逢知己千杯少“。
Err.. 是醬用的嗎？
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
我真的很好睡的噢！
Once a while i'll go to my friend, Lina's house to have lunch. And she'll normally prepare my favorite sambalish dishes. Not to mention that it's very delicious. After the meal, as usual, we will sit in front of the tv and start our ' sesi kutuk-mengutuk'. Joining us is her 1+ boy. This boy seems to be very friendly ( not afraid of anyone ), cos he will come and sit next to a stranger like me. So i pun take him and put him on my lap and continue the kutuk-ing business.
After a while, we heard a soft snoring sound. It's her son, fell asleep while sitting on my lap. OK lo, maybe he is tired. But the same thing happened every time ( 3 times in a row ) whenever i put him on my lap. So i pun complained to his mother la :
" Lina, anak kau ni memang tak senonoh. Asyik tidur kat kita je. Apa? Ingat kita ni TILAM ke? ;p "
So boys and girls, what do you think is the conclusion of the story? Is it :
a) my body is very warm ( a la COZY-CORNER lah konon ;p ), OR
b) my body is very soft and meaty ( so the GEBU macam kapas dalam bantal gitu..;p )?
Which one huh?
After a while, we heard a soft snoring sound. It's her son, fell asleep while sitting on my lap. OK lo, maybe he is tired. But the same thing happened every time ( 3 times in a row ) whenever i put him on my lap. So i pun complained to his mother la :
" Lina, anak kau ni memang tak senonoh. Asyik tidur kat kita je. Apa? Ingat kita ni TILAM ke? ;p "
So boys and girls, what do you think is the conclusion of the story? Is it :
a) my body is very warm ( a la COZY-CORNER lah konon ;p ), OR
b) my body is very soft and meaty ( so the GEBU macam kapas dalam bantal gitu..;p )?
Which one huh?
Monday, July 27, 2009
Read my book ...
Do not judge a book by it's cover.
聽過嗎？相信嗎？
有很多人的外貌和性格是完全相反的。
比如說：
明明長得一副disco kaki的臉，但事實上是個不節不扣的超極宅男。（在說我啦）
又或著樣貌斯文，但駕起車來卻很牛很霸道。（還是說我啦）
我還有個你想也想不到經典的例子。
別看我平常臉很臭嘴很賤，我可是個極度容意臉紅的人。
對！臉紅！不相信吧？
但別誤會，我不是因害羞而臉紅。我是在感到不自在的時候臉馬上就會變紅。
而且是很紅，好像蘋果醬紅。（一點也不誇張，見過的人就知道）
我的好朋友時常會醬价紹我給他的朋友認識 ：
“他叫Danny，沒什麼特別，最擅長臉紅。“
我在超不自在的情況下，活生生的上演：蘋果男。
然後就對他朋友說 ：“看，沒騙你吧？哈哈。“
還有還有，看醫生時也時常臉紅。
醫生不是以為我暴血管，就以為我對他有意思。
真的很妥衰家！！！
你會不會有醬的煩腦？就是表面跟裡頭有點出入？
有沒有什麼方法可以幫我去掉這個問題啊？
聽過嗎？相信嗎？
有很多人的外貌和性格是完全相反的。
比如說：
明明長得一副disco kaki的臉，但事實上是個不節不扣的超極宅男。（在說我啦）
又或著樣貌斯文，但駕起車來卻很牛很霸道。（還是說我啦）
我還有個你想也想不到經典的例子。
別看我平常臉很臭嘴很賤，我可是個極度容意臉紅的人。
對！臉紅！不相信吧？
但別誤會，我不是因害羞而臉紅。我是在感到不自在的時候臉馬上就會變紅。
而且是很紅，好像蘋果醬紅。（一點也不誇張，見過的人就知道）
我的好朋友時常會醬价紹我給他的朋友認識 ：
“他叫Danny，沒什麼特別，最擅長臉紅。“
我在超不自在的情況下，活生生的上演：蘋果男。
然後就對他朋友說 ：“看，沒騙你吧？哈哈。“
還有還有，看醫生時也時常臉紅。
醫生不是以為我暴血管，就以為我對他有意思。
真的很妥衰家！！！
你會不會有醬的煩腦？就是表面跟裡頭有點出入？
有沒有什麼方法可以幫我去掉這個問題啊？
Saturday, July 25, 2009
瞞天過海？！
I reached the gym earlier today. Since i have nothing to do, i decided to mark the dance step in the changing room. FYI, instructors are not allowed to mark steps at the gym area, and also changing room got big mirrors. So i put on my ipod and start to mark at one of the more quiet corner of the room.
As i was marking, i saw this uncle just came out from the shower and stand in front of the mirror next to me. He took out his clothes and start changing. Tak kisah lah, i just continue do my things. But suddenly i heard something in between the gap of the finished song and the next song. It was some weird but loud sound..
Puuuuuuuttt... puuuuuuuttt..
Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku!
That uncle was farting while combing his hair with his muka selamba. Not ONCE ok? And he thought that i won't hear it cos i was wearing ipod. Apa lagi? I straight away 'guat' at him and then walked away. Shame on you uncle.;p
I also noticed a lot of ( elderly ) guys ( like to ) accidentally farted while peeing. Funny lerr.. why can't they control leh?
Why huh? Doctor Bong, why ahh?
As i was marking, i saw this uncle just came out from the shower and stand in front of the mirror next to me. He took out his clothes and start changing. Tak kisah lah, i just continue do my things. But suddenly i heard something in between the gap of the finished song and the next song. It was some weird but loud sound..
Puuuuuuuttt... puuuuuuuttt..
Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku!
That uncle was farting while combing his hair with his muka selamba. Not ONCE ok? And he thought that i won't hear it cos i was wearing ipod. Apa lagi? I straight away 'guat' at him and then walked away. Shame on you uncle.;p
I also noticed a lot of ( elderly ) guys ( like to ) accidentally farted while peeing. Funny lerr.. why can't they control leh?
Why huh? Doctor Bong, why ahh?
Thursday, July 23, 2009
我想，我變了。。。
After class, a member came to me and pass me this keychain souvenir. Apparently she just came back from Beijing. I looked at it and paused for a few seconds. Then i thank her politely.
In my heart : MY GOODNESS !! Such a hideous keychain. Chinese knot and 2 wooden piggy kissing.
Now, if i was me few years ago, that keychain for sure will end up in one of the boxes in my storeroom. But somehow i think i have changed, or grew matured. I look at the keychain again and place it next to my printer. Cos i try to appreciate and look at things from different angles. I saw something that i like on the keychain, instead of that 2 piggies.....
Yes, it's "心想事成".
I really need that now. I'll take it as a blessing and wish from her. :)
Can you imagine, me and the keychain?
Very SALAH kan? So the tak VOGUE ;p
But tak kisah lah. I just want the meaning on it more than anyone now.. ;p
原來從不同的角度來看動西，也會找到我想要的快樂。
In my heart : MY GOODNESS !! Such a hideous keychain. Chinese knot and 2 wooden piggy kissing.
Now, if i was me few years ago, that keychain for sure will end up in one of the boxes in my storeroom. But somehow i think i have changed, or grew matured. I look at the keychain again and place it next to my printer. Cos i try to appreciate and look at things from different angles. I saw something that i like on the keychain, instead of that 2 piggies.....
Yes, it's "心想事成".
I really need that now. I'll take it as a blessing and wish from her. :)
Can you imagine, me and the keychain?
Very SALAH kan? So the tak VOGUE ;p
But tak kisah lah. I just want the meaning on it more than anyone now.. ;p
原來從不同的角度來看動西，也會找到我想要的快樂。
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
有High到！！！
Below is another SYOK SENDIRI enrty. Those who feel like vomiting, please go ahead. ;p
I was teaching the class in Pavilion just now and surprisingly the attendance was very good. Among the members who joined the class was this Mat Salleh lady. I've noticed her for few weeks already cos she dance very well, but she never join my class. She got nice body line and dance attitude. And for the first time, she joined my class.
After the class, she came to me and said to me :
洋小姐 : Your class is mesmerizing. I enjoyed it very much.
我 : Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it. See you next week.
如果被一個聰明的人說你聰明，那就是你很聰明。
如果被一個肥佬講你肥，那你應該是很夠裡的肥。
所以我會那麼高興啊。
被一個會跳舞的人稱贊，真的很high咧。哈哈。
回家查字典才知道mesmerizing是什麼意思。
洋小姐，你也言重了吧？
I was teaching the class in Pavilion just now and surprisingly the attendance was very good. Among the members who joined the class was this Mat Salleh lady. I've noticed her for few weeks already cos she dance very well, but she never join my class. She got nice body line and dance attitude. And for the first time, she joined my class.
After the class, she came to me and said to me :
洋小姐 : Your class is mesmerizing. I enjoyed it very much.
我 : Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it. See you next week.
如果被一個聰明的人說你聰明，那就是你很聰明。
如果被一個肥佬講你肥，那你應該是很夠裡的肥。
所以我會那麼高興啊。
被一個會跳舞的人稱贊，真的很high咧。哈哈。
回家查字典才知道mesmerizing是什麼意思。
洋小姐，你也言重了吧？
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Your eyes got problem !!!
Came back from the class this afternoon. Went in a same lift with this old makcik with her tongkat. It seems that she have difficulties reading the numbers on the button. So i helped her to press her floor. While going up, she asked :
Makcik : Awak tinggal tingkat berapa?
Me : Tingkat lapan.
Then she saw me with gym attire and backpack...
Mkcik : Baru balik sekolah ke?
Me : Ha ha... takde lah makcik... ( surprise and happy )
Ding.......
The door opened and she went out.
Left me syoking sendiri in the lift . ;p
想不到我也會有‘今天‘。哈哈。
Makcik，我可憐你眼睛有問題。
但我喜歡。還弄到我心花很怒放呢。
祝Makcik身體健康。萬歲！哈哈。
Makcik : Awak tinggal tingkat berapa?
Me : Tingkat lapan.
Then she saw me with gym attire and backpack...
Mkcik : Baru balik sekolah ke?
Me : Ha ha... takde lah makcik... ( surprise and happy )
Ding.......
The door opened and she went out.
Left me syoking sendiri in the lift . ;p
想不到我也會有‘今天‘。哈哈。
Makcik，我可憐你眼睛有問題。
但我喜歡。還弄到我心花很怒放呢。
祝Makcik身體健康。萬歲！哈哈。
Monday, July 20, 2009
Everyone is a SUPERSTAR !
天生我材必有用。高的，矮的，瘦的，胖的，美的，醜的，都一定會有他們的過人之處。
那天上網無意中看到一個鄰國的網站，看了我傻眼。網站寫著Modeling Agency，但那些portfolio還真的很夠力一下。我自問樣貌中等（你一定要贊成），我‘臭臭‘都比那些所為的models好看多多聲。我看他應該把Models換成Talents還比較貼切。
話說我妹最近好像談成了一個project，是主持和代言某兒童台的活動。有點羨慕。
但想想看，我又適合代言什麼咧？Anti wrinkle cream? 老人茶？增高器？Laser Show Carnival的吉祥物? 你說咧？
那你有覺得你可以代言什麼咧？
那天上網無意中看到一個鄰國的網站，看了我傻眼。網站寫著Modeling Agency，但那些portfolio還真的很夠力一下。我自問樣貌中等（你一定要贊成），我‘臭臭‘都比那些所為的models好看多多聲。我看他應該把Models換成Talents還比較貼切。
話說我妹最近好像談成了一個project，是主持和代言某兒童台的活動。有點羨慕。
但想想看，我又適合代言什麼咧？Anti wrinkle cream? 老人茶？增高器？Laser Show Carnival的吉祥物? 你說咧？
那你有覺得你可以代言什麼咧？
Sunday, July 19, 2009
七點鐘。。。
I received a call from TF Pavilion the other day :
Him : Danny, Monday morning got class or not?
Me : No worr. Why? Got class for me ah?
Him : Ya lorr, got people request dance class in the morning. So you can teach?
Me : Can oso. What time ah?
Him : 7am!
My goodness?
I can't believe that there's a request for a dance class so early in the morning. Not sure if there will be a lot of people turning up, but i am very curious to know who actually request and so free to join the class.
Btw, where will you be and what will you be doing every Monday morning at 7am?
All i know is that i will be shaking my sleepy body and blurr mind in the studio 7am every Monday from August onwards....
突然想起潘越雲的一首歌。裡面的歌詞唱到 ：
“七點鐘, 你說 七點鐘，
好 好 好，我一定早點到。。。。。“
Him : Danny, Monday morning got class or not?
Me : No worr. Why? Got class for me ah?
Him : Ya lorr, got people request dance class in the morning. So you can teach?
Me : Can oso. What time ah?
Him : 7am!
My goodness?
I can't believe that there's a request for a dance class so early in the morning. Not sure if there will be a lot of people turning up, but i am very curious to know who actually request and so free to join the class.
Btw, where will you be and what will you be doing every Monday morning at 7am?
All i know is that i will be shaking my sleepy body and blurr mind in the studio 7am every Monday from August onwards....
突然想起潘越雲的一首歌。裡面的歌詞唱到 ：
“七點鐘, 你說 七點鐘，
好 好 好，我一定早點到。。。。。“
Friday, July 17, 2009
他們的超齡演出。。。
那天在報張上看見了一個關於‘兒童卡啦ＯＫ‘的比賽的報導。看一看那些得獎的小朋有們。天啊！全部都在‘扮大人‘。
我雖然很open minded，但有些事我還是會有很保守古板的想法。
就比如說：小孩子就應該有小孩子的樣，做小孩子的事。
看過很多家長為了子女們要去比賽，就做了很多不合理的事。服裝啦，打扮啦，曲目啦，都下了很多功夫。以他們的年齡和經驗，不是應該唱些童謠或民歌嗎？有時為了要展現高難度的唱功，但往往都會令我傻眼。明明才６，７歲，卻扮到好像‘撈女‘醬。有時為了要展現高難度的唱功，唱的也是些超齡的歌。什麼夜上海啦，愛拼才會贏啦，Ｂad Ｂoy等等。
我看過最離普的是小妹妹唱那英的“征服“。
想想看，一個9歲的小女孩在台上七情上臉的唱 ：“就這樣被你征服。。。“
不覺得很可笑嗎？
I guess, i am not that open-minded after all. :p
小Ａ Ｍei vs 小周杰倫？
可愛還是可憐？
你又對這些小朋友有何感想呢？
我雖然很open minded，但有些事我還是會有很保守古板的想法。
就比如說：小孩子就應該有小孩子的樣，做小孩子的事。
看過很多家長為了子女們要去比賽，就做了很多不合理的事。服裝啦，打扮啦，曲目啦，都下了很多功夫。以他們的年齡和經驗，不是應該唱些童謠或民歌嗎？有時為了要展現高難度的唱功，但往往都會令我傻眼。明明才６，７歲，卻扮到好像‘撈女‘醬。有時為了要展現高難度的唱功，唱的也是些超齡的歌。什麼夜上海啦，愛拼才會贏啦，Ｂad Ｂoy等等。
我看過最離普的是小妹妹唱那英的“征服“。
想想看，一個9歲的小女孩在台上七情上臉的唱 ：“就這樣被你征服。。。“
不覺得很可笑嗎？
I guess, i am not that open-minded after all. :p
小Ａ Ｍei vs 小周杰倫？可愛還是可憐？
你又對這些小朋友有何感想呢？
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Danny in the LALA-land
我豁出去啦。
有誰會像我醬，把當年LALA的照拿出來跟大家分享？
雖然很丟臉，但這就是我的過去。哈哈。
為您价紹，１９９６年最"IN"的打扮 ：
當時是為了要去看senior們的Diploma Fashion Show而弄的。忘了是什麼theme。一班還在念college的，那有錢去裝扮。只好同學們互相幫忙弄囉。當時還以為自己很fashionable。現在看回真的很beh tahan那粒頭。有夠狗啊！哈哈。
FYI, i bought that colorful lycra top from GIANT Supermarket .. RM9.90 only ... student ma ... poor ma ... LOL ;p
p/s : 有誰敢拿你們的LALA照來跟我比？？？
有誰會像我醬，把當年LALA的照拿出來跟大家分享？
雖然很丟臉，但這就是我的過去。哈哈。
為您价紹，１９９６年最"IN"的打扮 ：
當時是為了要去看senior們的Diploma Fashion Show而弄的。忘了是什麼theme。一班還在念college的，那有錢去裝扮。只好同學們互相幫忙弄囉。當時還以為自己很fashionable。現在看回真的很beh tahan那粒頭。有夠狗啊！哈哈。
FYI, i bought that colorful lycra top from GIANT Supermarket .. RM9.90 only ... student ma ... poor ma ... LOL ;p
p/s : 有誰敢拿你們的LALA照來跟我比？？？
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
一人一首LALA歌
I believe that everyone have a so-called 'Theme Song' in their life. Whether it's a song that cheers you up, or makes you sad every time you listen to it. And i also strongly believe that somewhere out there, everyone have a LALA theme song as well. You just can't resist you body but to move with the beats every time they play the song.
突然間想做些瘋狂的事。Since我一向來都被你們講LALA，我might as well將它發揚光大！所以，接下來的３０天，我以“LALA代言人“（自封的）的身份將會在這裡大炸，特炸，狂炸LALA歌。讓它們有更多曝光的機會。也讓你們回味一下你們那一段LALA的時光。哈哈。
打頭陣的有當年紅極一是的經典LALA歌。
要跳就跳。不用害羞。
LALA們，站出來！！！
( Please press the stop button on the player if the song irritates you. )
BTW, 你心中的LALA歌又是那一首呢？
突然間想做些瘋狂的事。Since我一向來都被你們講LALA，我might as well將它發揚光大！所以，接下來的３０天，我以“LALA代言人“（自封的）的身份將會在這裡大炸，特炸，狂炸LALA歌。讓它們有更多曝光的機會。也讓你們回味一下你們那一段LALA的時光。哈哈。
打頭陣的有當年紅極一是的經典LALA歌。
要跳就跳。不用害羞。
LALA們，站出來！！！
( Please press the stop button on the player if the song irritates you. )
BTW, 你心中的LALA歌又是那一首呢？
Monday, July 13, 2009
真心話。。。
I know that sometimes ( or maybe most of the time ) i can be very bitchy and annoying, but there's still a few of my friends who like to share their stories or problems with me. Cos they know that i normally will tell them the truth. And the TRUTH is normally UGLY.
I was commenting on my friend's huge ego problem, and i am worried for him. Cos most people with ego problem are actually very fragile inside and have slightly lower self-confidence. They will be okay if they are doing well, but once they fall, they will have a very hard time regaining the confidence. So he asked : Will you be there to help me stand up again if i ever fall?
And i answered : Do not ask me that question. The main thing is that you should ask yourself ~ DO YOU WANT TO STAND UP AGAIN???
I know it's very cruel but i think it's the truth. Cos asking for help is not what they believe or good at.
Do you agree with me?
Or you think that i was just talking crap?
I was commenting on my friend's huge ego problem, and i am worried for him. Cos most people with ego problem are actually very fragile inside and have slightly lower self-confidence. They will be okay if they are doing well, but once they fall, they will have a very hard time regaining the confidence. So he asked : Will you be there to help me stand up again if i ever fall?
And i answered : Do not ask me that question. The main thing is that you should ask yourself ~ DO YOU WANT TO STAND UP AGAIN???
I know it's very cruel but i think it's the truth. Cos asking for help is not what they believe or good at.
Do you agree with me?
Or you think that i was just talking crap?
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Talent Time
最近有位朋友想換新工做，跟我借resume來refer。我看了看那幾年前寫的resume，還真的有夠bare。很官方，很無聊。一點都不像現在的我。由其是‘專長‘的部分，簡直是太沒創意了。精通多個不同的語言，善常人事關係（騙人的！），等等。我都不好意思那給人看。很狗！
為什麼我會醬無聊呢？（自認）明明有很多“有的無的“專長，但就只能寫那些。
如過你能在沒有restriction的情況下重寫你的專長，你會怎樣寫呢？另纇的，暴笑的，什麼都可以。
我的話，我會寫 ：
專長 ﹣快速的換裝 （就是脫衣穿衣很快啦）
不說你不知，我以前做show時，男dancers裡我換裝最快。一分鐘半可一由頭換到尾，衣褲最少三件，鞋子還有accessories。換好了就在那兒幫別人換。那時的口頭單 ：“ 快‘冊‘點，快‘冊‘點 “。哈哈。有時還可以touch up一下make up，然後又美美的跑上台繼續跳呢。真的很引已為榮。
你能嗎？ ;p
Hmm... i miss all the hoo-hahs and dramas at backstage....:(
為什麼我會醬無聊呢？（自認）明明有很多“有的無的“專長，但就只能寫那些。
如過你能在沒有restriction的情況下重寫你的專長，你會怎樣寫呢？另纇的，暴笑的，什麼都可以。
我的話，我會寫 ：
專長 ﹣快速的換裝 （就是脫衣穿衣很快啦）
不說你不知，我以前做show時，男dancers裡我換裝最快。一分鐘半可一由頭換到尾，衣褲最少三件，鞋子還有accessories。換好了就在那兒幫別人換。那時的口頭單 ：“ 快‘冊‘點，快‘冊‘點 “。哈哈。有時還可以touch up一下make up，然後又美美的跑上台繼續跳呢。真的很引已為榮。
你能嗎？ ;p
Hmm... i miss all the hoo-hahs and dramas at backstage....:(
Friday, July 10, 2009
人家開齋，我開戰
A you know, Hari Raya this years is on 20th September. And the puasa month will only start on 20th August. People not yet puasa but i am already busy preparing Raya's decor stuffs.
( It's a norm for us in VM line to prepare things at least 6 weeks ahead. )
It was a super hectic week as i need to attend meetings with clients to confirm the display concepts and budgets. And of cos, i will have to come out with different concepts for different clients. Some of them wanted traditional, and some wanted modern clean cut display. But it seems that i am stuck with it....
Not sure if you have the same idea as mine : RAYA concept/elements are soooooo limited.
Therefore, i am asking for help here....
What are the things/scenario/element that came across your mind when i say RAYA?
( please exclude ketupat, green packet, lemang & pelita )
Jasamu dikenang...
Terima kasih daun keladi,
Saya sudah no eye see...;p
p/s : maybe i should put my face in the display...HALAL maaa...;p
( It's a norm for us in VM line to prepare things at least 6 weeks ahead. )
It was a super hectic week as i need to attend meetings with clients to confirm the display concepts and budgets. And of cos, i will have to come out with different concepts for different clients. Some of them wanted traditional, and some wanted modern clean cut display. But it seems that i am stuck with it....
Not sure if you have the same idea as mine : RAYA concept/elements are soooooo limited.
Therefore, i am asking for help here....
What are the things/scenario/element that came across your mind when i say RAYA?
( please exclude ketupat, green packet, lemang & pelita )
Jasamu dikenang...
Terima kasih daun keladi,
Saya sudah no eye see...;p
p/s : maybe i should put my face in the display...HALAL maaa...;p
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
是我變了嗎？
Whenever i told my friends that " I GAINED WEIGHT " or " I AM FATTER NOW ", they normally will ask me to shut up-lah, go die-lah or just roll their eyes at me.
But lately, when i say the same thing, it seems that they are so keen on responding to it.
I can't help but wonder why?
Why?
So i came up with 2 possibilities...
Is it that they're already immune with the statement and gave up responding to it....
OR...
They actually kinda AGREE with me...?( Die lah.. this time jialat liao...)
時光一去不回頭，
往事 只能回味。。。。。。。
But lately, when i say the same thing, it seems that they are so keen on responding to it.
I can't help but wonder why?
Why?
So i came up with 2 possibilities...
Is it that they're already immune with the statement and gave up responding to it....
OR...
They actually kinda AGREE with me...?( Die lah.. this time jialat liao...)
時光一去不回頭，
往事 只能回味。。。。。。。
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
當我們假在一起。。。
一個五人的會議，大老板是關健人物。
大老板，為了面子，一直提出些不知所為得爛提意。
一直的仙家，有時講到他自己都不會怎樣接下去。
我，為了account，不斷的修改proposals來取閱他。
就算再糟的idea，我也要笑笑得弄到好像很creative醬。
那些下屬，為了工做，不斷的稱贊老板的ideas。
明知道到最後那idea是不work的，但也不敢多說。
大家都在那會議室裡假了一個鐘。
我不斷很有禮貌的點頭和微笑。
他們不斷的裝出很贊同的臉去復和。
會議開完了，
大老板走了，
大家都累了。
還好我不需要每天戴面具，醬做人實在太累了吧？
大老板，為了面子，一直提出些不知所為得爛提意。
一直的仙家，有時講到他自己都不會怎樣接下去。
我，為了account，不斷的修改proposals來取閱他。
就算再糟的idea，我也要笑笑得弄到好像很creative醬。
那些下屬，為了工做，不斷的稱贊老板的ideas。
明知道到最後那idea是不work的，但也不敢多說。
大家都在那會議室裡假了一個鐘。
我不斷很有禮貌的點頭和微笑。
他們不斷的裝出很贊同的臉去復和。
會議開完了，
大老板走了，
大家都累了。
還好我不需要每天戴面具，醬做人實在太累了吧？
Monday, July 6, 2009
Let's go "mumm mumm..."
一個人（不管男女），年過三十。家裡沒小孩。
每天問人要不要去mumm mumm（吃飯）。
吃到好吃的東西還會不停的發出yumm yumm的聲音。
喜歡在每樣東西後面加個‘仔‘。
比如說：肚仔，褲仔，襪仔，枕頭仔，等等。
身邊就有醬的一號人粅。
覺得很煩，很想‘斗吧星‘他。
如果你是我，你會怎麼辦？
每天問人要不要去mumm mumm（吃飯）。
吃到好吃的東西還會不停的發出yumm yumm的聲音。
喜歡在每樣東西後面加個‘仔‘。
比如說：肚仔，褲仔，襪仔，枕頭仔，等等。
身邊就有醬的一號人粅。
覺得很煩，很想‘斗吧星‘他。
如果你是我，你會怎麼辦？
Saturday, July 4, 2009
小心！Auntie出招！！
今早駕車去meeting的路上，遇見了很不可思異的事。我一路跟在一輛Ｗaja的後面。看見是位老auntie駕車，也沒特別理她。駕著駕著，那auntie開始出招了。
第一招 ：聲東擊西
明明打左邊signal，但又轉去右邊。不只一次噢。很傻眼。難到她左右不分嗎？不管啦，還是別靠太近。已為沒事了，但那auntie又出招啦。這次更夠力。
再出招 ：無影“燈燈燈燈“
可能她已知道她左右不分的問題。為了避免再打錯燈，她這次完全不打燈。到要轉彎時就轉彎。你可知道，在後面的我有多害怕嗎？因為不知道auntie幾時心情爽突然想轉彎！
路途雖然不遠，但精神卻很緊蹦。
好累啊！
第一招 ：聲東擊西
明明打左邊signal，但又轉去右邊。不只一次噢。很傻眼。難到她左右不分嗎？不管啦，還是別靠太近。已為沒事了，但那auntie又出招啦。這次更夠力。
再出招 ：無影“燈燈燈燈“
可能她已知道她左右不分的問題。為了避免再打錯燈，她這次完全不打燈。到要轉彎時就轉彎。你可知道，在後面的我有多害怕嗎？因為不知道auntie幾時心情爽突然想轉彎！
路途雖然不遠，但精神卻很緊蹦。
好累啊！
Thursday, July 2, 2009
照片咧？
這篇entry完全是個人想法，沒有想要暗諷別人的意思。
If you are going for a trip, what is more VALUABLE to you, besides that you can shop till you drop...( or in this case, till I drop ;p )?
Taking loads of beautiful pictures OR having an unforgettable experiences?
If you ask me, i'll definitely go for the EXPERIENCE. Not sure why. Just felt that i enjoy sharing stories and experience than showing pictures.
Or maybe it's because i'm too tired of hearing people telling me to take beautiful pictures whenever i go travel. See.. don't you think that most of the pictures that we took during trip is more or less the same? Great Wall - if you go to Beijing, Eifel Tower - if you are in Paris or KLCC - if you are not local KL people la ..;p
I know that you might not agree with me. But that's just my personal opinion... an HONEST one.
But i still like to take pictures, only when i am attracted to it. :)
When my friends asked me why i didn't take lots of pictures of the famous item of that place... i normally will ask them to google it ... whatever picture you want.. with so many version to choose.... LOL ;p
我知道我很怪，我也知道因為醬所以你們愛。哈哈。
If you are going for a trip, what is more VALUABLE to you, besides that you can shop till you drop...( or in this case, till I drop ;p )?
Taking loads of beautiful pictures OR having an unforgettable experiences?
If you ask me, i'll definitely go for the EXPERIENCE. Not sure why. Just felt that i enjoy sharing stories and experience than showing pictures.
Or maybe it's because i'm too tired of hearing people telling me to take beautiful pictures whenever i go travel. See.. don't you think that most of the pictures that we took during trip is more or less the same? Great Wall - if you go to Beijing, Eifel Tower - if you are in Paris or KLCC - if you are not local KL people la ..;p
I know that you might not agree with me. But that's just my personal opinion... an HONEST one.
But i still like to take pictures, only when i am attracted to it. :)
When my friends asked me why i didn't take lots of pictures of the famous item of that place... i normally will ask them to google it ... whatever picture you want.. with so many version to choose.... LOL ;p
我知道我很怪，我也知道因為醬所以你們愛。哈哈。
S(h)IT UP
今天在gym做了weight training。做著做著，感覺肚子有點痛。但想著還剩下abs沒做。不如把他做完再上廁所，然後沖涼走人。但做sit-up做到第二set時，肚子已經很痛了。原來‘屎將軍‘帶著千軍萬馬已經到kastam報到了。不能忍了，趕快衝去廁所。
好死不死，在衝廁所的途中遇見了很就不見的member。她拉著我聊天。問東問西。一點都不理會我那‘急屎‘的臉有多明顯。Beh tahan了，只好跟她說我有事，然後以飛快的速度猋去廁所。
我沒怪那member。因為是我自己犯賤。肚子痛還去做sit-up，活該！
只知道，忍一時會風平浪靜。
卻沒想到忍一‘屎‘真的很夠力要命！
好死不死，在衝廁所的途中遇見了很就不見的member。她拉著我聊天。問東問西。一點都不理會我那‘急屎‘的臉有多明顯。Beh tahan了，只好跟她說我有事，然後以飛快的速度猋去廁所。
我沒怪那member。因為是我自己犯賤。肚子痛還去做sit-up，活該！
只知道，忍一時會風平浪靜。
卻沒想到忍一‘屎‘真的很夠力要命！
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
來吃我啊。。。
我在某個club的class好像很受友族歡迎。那club其實華人member居多，但join我的class的大半數是‘馬‘兒們。於是有位嘴很賤的instructor跑來問我：
他 ：啞，做麼你的class醬多Ｘ（一種動物。我不寫因為很沒禮貌。）的？
我 ：因為我額頭上有樣東西是你沒有的。
他 ；什麼？那裡有東西。。。？
This is a conversation between 2 instructors while waiting for their class to start.
Really wu-liao kan?
Just when everyone thought that instructors will only talk about healthy stuffs ....LOL
他 ：啞，做麼你的class醬多Ｘ（一種動物。我不寫因為很沒禮貌。）的？
我 ：因為我額頭上有樣東西是你沒有的。
他 ；什麼？那裡有東西。。。？
This is a conversation between 2 instructors while waiting for their class to start.
Really wu-liao kan?
Just when everyone thought that instructors will only talk about healthy stuffs ....LOL