DANNY : The Big Mouth

a hole.

2012-01-27T21:00:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was another disaster day in my gym teaching life.

I reached the gym early, so i did some routine just to warm up. After a few songs, i suddenly noticed a small opening .. at my crotch !!! Die liao la. 5 mins to class, no place to get another pair. Bo pien, die die have to conduct the class. Luckily the pants and my undie are same color. So not that obvious.

I think the members did noticed something different about me. Cos most of my movement are so cacat ( cannot do too big movement ). And i forgot a whole set of choreography ( cos can't concentrate while keep checking on my crotch ;p )

I think i should start keeping a pair of spare pants in my bag. If not, later i kena complain :

" wearing poking eye pants during class " lol ;p

How's your CNY holiday so far? Ready to go back to the normal day?

one word.

2012-01-26T10:42:00.002+08:00

I can only think of one word to summarize my 1st working day after CNY ... EXHAUSTED.

Doing 4 classes in a day is really tiring ( for me la ;p ). Teaching 4 classes is even more challenging. Although not many came as most of the members are still holidaying, i still need to conduct the class in full 1 hour ( except that replacement aerobic class, 45 mins only, cos my kaki sudah sangat sakit ).

Reached home, mandi and 'tat' on the bed and begin my version of sleeping beauty. I know i am really really tired cos i didn't care to flip around in bed. I think my pose before and after sleep is the same. LOL ;p

Have you started your workout/ exercise routine ( in gym or at the taman )?
OR you are will wait after the 15th day then only start? :)

p/s : one of my client just called. got cheque for collection. haha.. syiok nye.. :))

Gaining.

2012-01-24T21:25:00.002+08:00

Hello people,

How's you CNY so far? Mine is not bad. One of the highlight is me gaining ... WEIGHT. It's just 2nd day of CNY and i'm already 2kg heavier. Can't wait to start working out to cut the extra kilos.

I'm starting my 1st working day of the Year of Dragon tomorrow with 4 classes ( 2 classes, 1 replacement & 1 team-teach ). What a great and productive way to start the year huh? Hope that it'll be like that for the rest of the year ( u might see a skeleton me in 6 months' time if that's the case ) lol ;p ...

How many of you gained weight?

Oh btw, weight is not the only thing that i gained. My angpow money this year is surprisingly higher that what i expected. YAY! Hope that it's really the year of water dragon with lots of 'WATER' for me ( and everyone ) :)

c u next year :)

2012-01-21T21:34:00.000+08:00

Going back to Klang tomorrow afternoon.
Will be back on Tuesday night.
See you all then.

Have a All-Dreams-Come-True-Chinese-New-Year. :)

not yet.

2012-01-21T08:47:00.000+08:00

Not sure if it's my age, the surroundings or other factors, but i am still waiting / trying to build up the CNY mood / excitement. I've prepared everything but yet i still feel nothing. It's like next Monday is just another Monday for me.

Was at IKEA this afternoon and surprisingly, takde orang. Why? Is it cos everyone is so efficient that they did all the shopping way before? Am going to teach 2 classes tomorrow. Not expecting a big group of people...

Are you all set for the year of dragon?

Pay Day.

2012-01-19T22:57:00.000+08:00

What do you plan to do tomorrow, the last official working day before CNY?LouSang-ing? Ticket booking? Or still busy shopping for clothes?

I know mine and i'm very excited. :)I received calls from a few clients today and i'm going from company to company to collect my payment cheques tomorrow. Although not everyone is paying but better than nothing horr? So, YAY!

cars, cars, cars.

2012-01-18T22:16:00.004+08:00

It's fun to see how people argue about ( not with ok? ) you. :)

Last Tuesday morning ( 8am ), my car broke down and i have to cancel my class cos no workshop is open by then. So this week when i went for the class, i told the members that my battery went dead and i was waiting for the mechanic to rescue.

Suddenly one of the che-che said that i should buy an extra battery at home. And i should learn more about the car ( engine, tires, etc. ). Then another che-che disgree with her, saying that it's really complicated and a lot of people dunno about it. That's why we have the mechanics. They continued arguing on the i-should-know-more-about-car vs mechanic issue. I just tried staying away from both of them. But deep inside, it's nice to see people defend for you. :)

Back to the main issue, are you good with cars?

free show.

2012-01-17T21:05:00.005+08:00

I was at Taipan this morning for class. As usual, the traffic in front of Summit is horrible. Stuck there for a while. Nothing you can except listening to the radio or texting. Suddenly they played my current favorite song : Stronger by Kelly Clarkson. Tunggu apa lagi? I was so excited to sing along, with some head and shoulder popping, and steering banging. It was so satisfying. Then i looked to the right.

OH MY GOD!

The people in the mini bus next to me was looking at me the whole time. Guessed i just did a free show for the whole bus! Malu nyerr.. How i wish i my switch my windows to opaque. Luckily they didn't play any sexy/ seductive songs, or else... LOL ;p

I got a friend who always stop me from dancing / moving in the car. Tak senonoh worr..
Do you sing and dance in the car as well?
Syiok kan? :)

Nah! Penampar ...

2012-01-16T20:12:00.003+08:00

It's final week to CNY. Everyone is trying to make the last minute things done before the big day. Besides shopping mall and roasted meat stalls ( ;p ), the other place to avoid is .... THE BANKs.

I spent almost my whole day today doing banking stuffs. Running from one bank to another, trying to settle the payments for my suppliers. It was like big sale in the bank. People mountain people sea. After waiting for almost 2 hours, it's finally my turn. The counter lady saw me and jokingly asked me for angpow. I looked at her a smiled, telling her that i'm not married yet. But in my burning heart ..
" Angpow? Penampar adalah. Nak? " ;p

But i managed to finished whatever banking stuff that need to be done. Yay :)

BTW, do you give angpow during CNY?
Like to the elderly or the kids ( your niece and nephew )?

it's a MUST!?

2012-01-14T16:47:00.002+08:00

CNY must do list :

buy new clothes;
spring cleaning;
get a haircut;
return all borrowed stuff??!!

A friend text me this morning asking when am i free cos he need to return the stuffs that borrowed from me. The first thing i asked him was : " Do you pantang? Must return borrowed things before CNY? Cos if not, we can always meet and return after CNY. Then not so rush lorr... "

Do you have this practise/pantang? Must return everything you borrowed before CNY? Or else your new year won't be that smooth?

Ever heard of the below popular phrase from 80's Hong Kong mafia gangster movie?...

有借有還，上等人。
有借無還，下等人。
有借唔還。。。唔想做人！！！( this is the cue where the Along pull out his gun and point at the fellow's head ;p )

CX,
See? I takde maki-hamun u tau? Tak yah nak return the dvd so urgently. :)

show me your teeth ...

2012-01-13T09:00:00.000+08:00

For those who are close with me, they should know that i always check my teeth after a meal. I have a little pocket mirror with me all the time. Or i'll just ask my friends if there's anything on my teeth. Cos i had a very bad / embarrassing experience when i was in Greece.

I just finished a plate of Greek salad. I forgot to bring the mirror that day. So i showed my teeth to my friend. He looked at me and said nothing. OK. Then we continue chatting, taking picture. I went to the washroom before we left the restaurant. I washed my hand and looked in the mirror. To my horror, there's a piece ( not small ) of vege stuck in between my teeth. It was so obvious and my friend said OK. I quickly remove the vege and went out to scold my friend! ;p

There's a few things that i must rinse my mouth after eating ...
Oreos ( this one my ex colleague got a very CLASSIC story ;p ), black sesame muachi, pulut hitam.. and what else ahh?

Do you have the same habit? Rinse mouth after meal? Or bring your own pocket mirror? :)

25 again? No thank you.

2012-01-11T22:01:00.001+08:00

( The below post might makes you vomit a bit. Read at your own risk ;p )

I never hide/ lie about my age, to friends as well as members from the gym. Most of them were surprised with my actual age ( jangan jealous ;p ). Some even thought that i was joking with them. There's this little mei-mei who kept accusing me of lying, cos according to her i'm 25. I'm flattered but feel a bit insulted. Cos to me, i look so 'piau' 10 years ago. I don't think i want to go back to 25 years old, cos i'm very comfortable with me and how i look now. I think i aged vogiuly... cos i think ( my humble personal opinion ) i am more attractive ( not necessary better looking ) now. Tak percaya? Tengok lah sendiri....;p

Given a choice, do you wish to go back to a certain year of yourself? Or you are proud of the current you, just like myself? :)

時不時放一些舊照片來嚇一嚇人，還蠻過癮的。哈哈。

收工過年。

2012-01-10T10:09:00.001+08:00

I just completed my last VM job for CNY today. So it's official, my VM business is now closed for Chinese New Year. But of cos, my classes will still be on till CNY. In fact, i will teach till the very last day before CNY, and starts as soon as the 3rd day of CNY. Cos it's the time where we local instructors replacing classes for those instructor from outstation.

This is not the 1st time i teach class on 3rd day of CNY. I actually like it. Cos not many people will attend. So we can just talk talk, joke joke, and shake shake a bit... and that's all folk. Easy job. ;)

So, how many days are you going to be off for the coming CNY holidays?

so u think u can SPIT?

2012-01-08T20:49:00.000+08:00

( 1st rubbish post of the year...lol ;p )

I always admire those lorry or bas mini drivers for their special talent ... SPITTING. They can spit from inside the moving vehicle and the spit can reach the as far as the side or the road.

I tried a few times ( of cos not in public la ) but always end up drooling or wetting my own face. My conclusion is .. my mouth is too big, ... focal/aiming area too wide .. not focused enough.

Are you good in spitting?
Cos you know la, it can add in a bit of dramatic effect when in a bitch fight. Hahaha ;p

HUAT YOU!

2012-01-06T14:54:00.007+08:00

I was in Petaling Street just now to buy some CNY decors for my client. As expected, i was 'attacked' by CNY songs, dragons, red lanterns, cherry blossoms, etc. But the latest one is the number "8" ( huaaaattt ahhh ). There's 8 everywhere. They even changed most of the prices to 8ish - to make the CINA buyers happy. The thing that i wanted was RM12.60 per piece, and now RM12.88. WTF?????!!!!

Is 8 really that important/lucky to you?
Cos to me, i always feel that i'm more of a "4" person. There's so many 4s surrounding me. Yet, i still managed to stay vogiu kan? Nothing 'suei' about it. ;p And i know that some of the Malay loves number 4, cos it looks like crossing legs ( goyang kaki, tak payah kerja ;p ).

Hmmm.... "Someone's trash is another man's treasure" huh?

What is your favorite ( not necessary lucky ) number besides the cliche/expected 8?

possibilities ...

2012-01-05T21:23:00.000+08:00

I always tell my friend that he is a negative person. Cos most of the time, he is thinking/ looking from the negative side. His reason is ..

" Life is full of possibilities. Anything is possible. Good or bad. I must always prepared for the worst. "

There's only one thing that i don't really understand. I agree with the 1st half of his philosophy, but i think my version is better ..

" Life is full of possibilities. Anything is possible. Good or bad. I always hope for the best. "

And i will always stick to my philosophy. Cos i think it's vogiuer.
Which team are you on?
What's your philosophy?

chain-watcher

2012-01-03T22:44:00.003+08:00

I have a not very healthy habit or should i say a very aggressive way of watching DVDs. I like to watch the episode one by one ... non-stop. Especially when it's a drama series. I just can't wait to know what is happening next. Guess it just shows that i'm a person with very little patience huh?

My highest record is finishing an entire season of a drama ( 24 episodes ) in 2 days.
Do you do that as well?

O.C.......D.?

2012-01-02T21:22:00.006+08:00

I always arrange my clothes according to colors, necklines, sleeve lengths and materials in my wardrobe. And i also use certain hangers according to the color only. I thought that is just quite normal and neat. But when my O.C.D. friend came over and didn't bother / realize on my hanger's pattern, it got me thinking ...

Do i have more serious O.C.D. than my friend?

BTW, i also like to on/off my car alarm at least twice every time ..
... arranging the notes in my wallet according to wallet ..
... must put all the items back to the original place ..

Do you do that as well?

just a number.

2012-01-01T20:28:00.000+08:00

It's 2012.
I'm officially hitting my mid 30's ( 35 ) this year.
And i'm totally proud of it.
Not sure why, but i'm always very happy to share my age when others asked about it.

Some said that it's just a number. But some are very secretive with it ( not only girls hokay? ;p )

So, are you very open with your age ( i'm talking about your actual age ;p ) ?

Happy New Year everyone :)

a good year

2011-12-30T22:54:00.000+08:00

It's almost the end of the year. A year full of ups and downs, but i think i only remembered the UPs. :)
Very grateful for a good 2011. But it's not too much if i wish for a better 2012, rite?

You all out there :
Have a fantastic countdown party tomorrow and stay energetic throughout the next year!!! :)

恭喜發財.

2011-12-29T23:17:00.000+08:00

As most of you busy preparing to welcome the New Year, i'll be busying doing the display for Chinese New Year starting tomorrow ( not even 2012 yet ;p ). Went to Petaling Street today to source for props and almost suffocated by the red lanterns, cherry blossoms and gosh, DRAGON everywhere. Not to mention, different techno CNY songs bursting out loud. Really kiasi-lang and kiasu.

But you know what / who is more kiasu? ... ME.
Cos i've done my CNY clothes shopping.. hahahaah .. baju x berlambak, seluar x2, undies x berlambak, socks x berlambak and shoes x 2. BERES. lol ;p

Do you have the habit of buying at least a pair new pants ( no new shirts nvm, but die die must have new pants )for CNY every year?

Christmas Post-Mortem

2011-12-28T13:51:00.000+08:00

2 days after Christmas, i'm sure you have received most of your gifts. I only received less than 5 gifts this year, much lesser as compared to last year, BUT, i think i'm happier this year. Cos most of them are what i like or needed. No nonsense, more related to me. :)

What about you?

BTW, any big plan to celebrate the New Year?

faker-hater.

2011-12-26T20:33:00.000+08:00

Which one is more unacceptable to you?

a) someone who is not very good in English but trying his / her best, ending up speaking broken English, OR

b) someone who speaks good English but likes to add in some foreign slang in it.

Me? Definitely B.. cos i hate FAKERS !!!

Merry Post Christmas everyone. :)

drama-bitch available ...

2011-12-24T00:39:00.000+08:00

Will be at home tomorrow cos this year the gang decided not to do the Christmas gathering. No gathering, no party, No party, no theme. Sien ahhh... :(

Anyway, wishing you all a merry and vogiu Christmas. Remember to be good, so that you can redeem your gift from Santa. lol ;p
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeers ! :))

Anybody need someone to create drama and hoo-haa at their Christmas party? I'm available ( hint hint ;p )

almost international ...

2011-12-22T09:51:00.000+08:00

This afternoon, i went to see a new client. Discussing the concept and VM plan for the shop. everything was normal except one thing .. the conversation. We started greeting and introducing ourselves in English. 5 minutes after that, he spoke to me in Cantonese. At the end of the meeting, we were speaking in Mandarin. What a journey. It's like meeting different people from different places in the short 30 minutes meeting. Luckily i still can handle the languages. Thanks to all my busy body attitude since young. So i can speak a few languages as well as dialects. I got better position / job offer becos of that 'talent' as well. :)

I can speak English, BM, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hakka & Hokkien. And some simple basic Japanese ... yamaaaaaaaaateeeeeeee!!!! hahaha.
What about you?

salam bersalaman, amalan mulia

2011-12-19T20:27:00.000+08:00

Do you shake hand with your friends or other people every time you meet them? For me, simple hello and a smile will do ( or an additional nod if i really respect that person ;p ). Cos i'm not all that touchy-touchy ( shake hand or a pad at the back ) person.
But this client of mine, likes to shake hand every time we meet and leave, even if the meeting is only for 2 minutes. He also likes to ask " How are you? ", which sometimes is slightly overused lorr... like he called me 10 minutes ago with " Hi Danny, how are you? ...." and 10 minutes later he still ask me the same question. He expect me to have something happening every 10 minutes issit? lol ;p

How you greet your friends or clients, etc?

ANNOUNCEMENT :
I am going to conduct a Christmas Theme Class at TrueFitness ( Kenanga International Building, Bukit Bintang ) this Wednesday ( 21/12 ) at 7.40pm. It's our Christmas Open House, so anyone can come and join. If you are interested to join ( i hope YOU DO ;p ), please let me know asap so that i can reserve / register for you. You can also just walk in on that day itself ( i'm sure they'll allow that ). But please come in slightly earlier so that you have time to tour and get ready/ change for the class. Also everyone will get a lucky draw door gift ( i can't promise the quality of the gifts lol ;p )

See you there :))) Whore! Whore! Whore! ( Ho! Ho! Ho! ....hahahhaha )

latest addition ...

2011-12-19T09:35:00.000+08:00

It was a super productive and satisfying weekend. I signed up for the Drums Alive training, just to improve myself. Also trying to create more opportunities of getting and teaching more classes in the gym. Super tired, but super fun. I think i did well. At least i enjoyed my own presentation. LOL ( syok sendiri )

My latest accessories... You think i'll look 'cool' if i purposely slip these drumstick in my back pocket when i go out? Saja nak berlagak...lol ;p

7 more days to Christmas. I should be at home, cos this year no Christmas theme party. ( sigh )
What's your plan?

sooooooooo HORNY.

2011-12-16T08:48:00.000+08:00

Buying gifts for my close friends ( who are extremely hard to please, including myself ) is really an interesting mission. Must be something unique, non-cliche and affordable ( i'm not rich hokay? ;p )

So i saw my supplier making this reindeer's horn plaque for his client and immediately i asked him to make me a few sets. I think this might be the perfect gift ( for now ) for the gang. You think so? Is it Christmassy enough?

BTW, started my Danny the Elf ( delivering Christmas gifts ) project Tuesday onwards. Few more trips to go.
Have you started buying, wrapping and delivering the gifts? :)

Don't be surprise when you see them in some of the window displays. LOL ;p

S.K.A.D.

2011-12-11T20:55:00.001+08:00

As promised, here's the list of your names and guesses for the STARSTRUCKED contest. I've put in the correct answer and BOLDed the winner's names...

67 ChenXing
63 Scott
60 Edward
58 Yvonne
56 CORRECT ANSWER
55 AD
50 SK
46 Chatmate
45 Matthew
44 Alan
40 Bong
33 Chai
32 Ash
28 Eunice
25 Jboy
24 Jade

Congratulations to AD & SK !!! :)
Sherman, i'll call you to pass you the gift.
ADlexus, please contact me at Deardanny@yahoo.com :)

To the rest of you, thanks for being a part of my humble yet vogiu ( lol ;p ) blog.
Wishing you all a KIASU-ly GOLD BLINGed Holidays. :)

p/s : super love this Gaga's Xmas song.. definitely going to use it in my Xmas theme class :))

wrap, wrapping, wrapped.

2011-12-10T11:47:00.004+08:00

Spent the whole night wrapping these gifts. There are still a few yet to arrived. But overall i've set the wrapping concept and tagline for this year :

Wishing you a KIASU-LY GOLD BLING-ED ( 金死人唔賠命 ) Christmas!!!

Not really happy with the end product. Not as good as compared to the previous years. But i can't be bothered anymore, cos i really don't have any time to plan and source for the wrapping materials. So that's it. To all the recipients, what you see is what you are going to get. Don't complain ! ;p

If you are requested to change / add something to the gifts, what would it be? Help me, maybe i still can make it better before start delivering them next week. Oh btw, the gifts for the 2 winners of STARSTRUCKED contest in in the pic. Will announce the winners tomorrow. :)

你喜歡不如我喜歡？

2011-12-09T09:46:00.000+08:00

Finally .. got myself some time to do the long delayed Christmas shopping. But this time round, i don't have the luxury of time ( or patience ) to choose the gift one by one. Instead, i bought something generic, that is acceptable by all in bulk, yes .. BULK. Same thing, different colors. LOL ;p

Felt so guilty but don't care la. No time. Even my gift wrapping concept also super simple and not creative enough. :(

It's really a BIG knowledge when selecting gifts for others huh? Did your Christmas shopping?
Just curious, when you shop for gifts ..

" Do you buy things that you feel is nice? Or you buy not so nice ( for your taste ) stuffs, as long as the recipient likes it? "

Going to spend my weekend wrapping those gifts and start delivering them by next week. :)

FYI, the "starstrucked" contest is still on ya. Fast-fast submit your entry before closing date on 10/12/11. Good luck. :)

pen merah, pen biru ...

2011-12-06T21:00:00.005+08:00

1 more installation this Thursday, my CHRISTMAS 2011 project's file will be officially closed. Not sure why but it seems more tiring this year. Maybe bcoz of those last minutes jobs. Hmm .. will take a few days break and back to preparation for CNY 2012 again.

Meanwhile, i need to relax my mind a bit. Let's play a game, something that i played when i was in primary school. It's a 'pantun 2 kerat' game invented by morons ( us ) to kill time. It starts with " Pen merah pen biru, ... " and we complete the pantun by anything that comes to your mind that rhymes with the 1st sentence ..

Pen merah, pen biru,
Jangan marah I LOVE U . ( this is a popular pantun for 'autograph' signing )

Pen merah, pen biru,
You are lame and i'm vogiu. ( obviously this is from me ;p )

Pen merah, pen biru,
雞絲蚝油炒冬菇. ;p

Pen merah, pen biru,
( ... your turn .. time to get creative .. but keep it CLEAN ya.. :p )

FYI, the "starstrucked" contest is still on ya. Fast-fast submit your entry before closing date on 10/12/11. Good luck. :)

wake me up .. or don't!

2011-12-04T20:41:00.005+08:00

They said the older you get, the earlier you'll wake up.
I used to wake up around 10am ... now, i start to admire my ceiling by 8.30am :(

What is your auto-wake-up time?

BTW, i'm postponing the closing date for the starstrucked contest cos i'm not ready with the gifts yet. Trying to buy more time to buy the gifts. Kesian kan? LOL ;p
So if you want to join, fast fast submit your answer la. I'll announce the winner by 10 December 2011. ( This time i promise )

FYI, nobody got it right yet. But got 1 person guessed so close ( just 1 under the right answer )

glam ..meh?

2011-11-30T22:34:00.007+08:00

I came home after gym. Passed by my neighbor's house and the door was opened. As a 'concern' neighbor, i quick quick scan the living room. WOW... glamour nyerr... There's this sofa couch with leopard print right at the corner of the living room. Macam tak percaya aje. Cos my neighbor is a very friendly and polite family ( orang-orang alim la konon ). Tak sangka got so wild taste lorr.. ;p

I know some people prefer printed sofa. And some like them made of leather ( nampak macam lebih kelas ;p ). But i prefer those fabric with plain color, not velvet type, but with more texture like twill or canvas type. I think it's more comfortable to sit on it, cos dunno why i always feel that leather sofa very 'warm'. You think so?

What is your ideal sofa set?
Leather? Fabric? Printed?

FYI, the starstrucked contest is still on ya. Fast-fast submit your entry before the end of the week. Good luck. :)

starstrucked !!!

2011-11-30T09:06:00.000+08:00

While most of you guys happily enjoy the long weekend, i was busy making and installing the Christmas hanging mobile for my client. But thank God it's done. :)

Tapi ... penat giler ;(

Ok ok .. trying to get in the festive mood. :)
Now see the below picture?
See the stars? ( blue & silver )
Can you tell me the number of stars in the picture?

Now, 2 "vogiuly wrapped" gifts will be given to 2 person who guessed it correctly ( or closest by not exceeding the actual number ). Fast- fast, submit your answer :)

Happy guessing. :)

Tips : between 15 ~ 70 pcs.
I will announce the winner by end of this week. :)

a student again ...

2011-11-24T20:34:00.001+08:00

I was at the lobby of my condo going towards the parking lot. Then i heard a few ladies talking in English ( broken English ). It was the group of cleaners. What a fun scene to watch ..

Thank You ... You are welcome ... How are you ... I'm fine thank you ...

It was so nice to know that people never stop trying to learn new stuffs whenever they can. Therefore i decided to sign up a new course in the gym, which will be held mid December. Hopefully i can do/teach more different classes in the gym than just dance. ( I am not getting any younger ;p )

Besides that, i would like to learn how to play guitar, spanish, sign language, playing drums, ...

Do you have anything that you would like to learn now?

come and see ...

2011-11-23T21:52:00.005+08:00

I was setting up the windows at One Utama when i heard a girl screaming not far away. Apparently a young college girl slipped and fell at the walkway. I looked at her and laughed in my heart.

I had the same experience, in front of Starhill lagi. I fell and stood up within 2 seconds and walk away asa vogiu as possible, hope that not many people realized it.

Cos to me ...

You fell in public. It's already embarrassing enough. Why want to shout and announce to the world ?

Betul tak?

I got a friend who scream on almost everything, be it good or bad thing. Sometimes i feel a bit over lorr. Are you a screamer as well?

What is the 1st thing ...

2011-11-20T22:58:00.008+08:00

... that comes to your mind when i say :

CHINESE NEW YEAR.?

Am doing CNY display proposals for my clients and got stuck. FYI, CNY to me is the most difficult and boring festive to do. Cos it's so restricted. Must follow all the pantang-larangs and cliche. So sien ... :(

Can you guys suggest anything? Anything that is modern, unexpected, CNY-ish and most importantly .. vogiu? Kamsia very much. :)

I asked the same question to one of my friend, and his immediate answer was :

龍飄飄！！！！( 炸到！)
LONG PIAO PIAO !!! ( rolled eyes, fell on the floor with a vogiu pose and fainted. )

Takkan i put her posters big big in the window kan? ;p

忙到嘔。。

2011-11-15T22:11:00.000+08:00

It's not a metaphor .. i actually did vomited after a whole day of rushing and installations for Christmas displays.

Every thing went quite well, besides the heavy rain and the massive jam in the afternoon. I was so happy cos i reached home earlier than i estimated. But after i unpacked everything, i felt slightly uncomfortable and rushed to the toilet. There's where i perform my dramatic scene ( LOL ).

No set up tomorrow, just some meetings. Hopefully can et more rest tomorrow.

BTW, i'm still can't decide on the concept for my Christmas gift wrapping this year. Any suggestions?
Wrapping from previous years ...

nice heels :)

2011-11-14T20:57:00.000+08:00

What will be the first thought when you see a ..

Young, slim and tall lady ( note : i didn't say she is pretty ;p lol ), walking in Old Town Kopitiam wearing mini seequin dress. She got all styled up from head to toe, full make up and hair-do. Everyone in the kopitiam kept staring at her, and she knew it. BTW, did i mentioned that it was 11 in the morning?

It was totally a salah fashion at a salah venue on a salah timing. Tsk tsk tsk ...

I stared at her once, then continue eating. All i noticed is the heels that she was wearing, not bad. That's all.. hahaha.

why Gollum ?!

2011-11-13T20:11:00.002+08:00

People workout, i workout.
Why people can get a slimmer body after that, my body still the same, only my face getting more and more hagged?
That's my main problem. Cos whenever i go for diet, my face will slim down before my tummy. By the time i get a not so bad abs, my face will look like Gollum. ( muka cengkung, perut buncit ) :(

Do you have the same problem?
Or opposite from mine? ( slim body, but chubby face )
Or your face and body will slim down together, which is the ideal way?

oopsy daisy...

2011-11-10T21:31:00.001+08:00

After the class, i went in the sauna before shower. After a while, a middle aged Malay guy came in. I went out to get a quick shoer and return to the sauna. He Malay guy started to ask me question ..

Him : Err.. boleh ke sauna dan mandi macam ni? Saya baru join, so tak tau bolhe ke tak.

Me : Boleh kot. Bukan mandi terus la, tapi cuma turunkan suhu badan kejap.

Him : Oo. So sauna macam ni boleh bakar lemak ye?

Me : Haha. Bakar lemak kat sauna tu untuk orang malas la. Haha.

Him : Haha.

10 seconds after that, he went out and never came back.

Then only i realized maybe that guy might misunderstood/felt insulted by my 'malas' statement so he went out. ;p
If you are that Malay guy, do think that you'll feel insulted with my statement?

Haiiiih .. me and my big mouth ... again. ;p

排排坐。。。

2011-11-09T22:07:00.001+08:00

My own observation...

There are couples ( mainly Malays ) like to sit next to each other when having meal. I once asked my Malay friend about it. And her answer was :

" Mungkin pompuan tu gelojoh masa makan. So tak nak bagi laki dia nampak. " ( 食相難看 )

I like her answer. Cos really, sitting by the side is less obvious than seeing it right in front. :P

I totally hate sitting side by side with others. Why lah? So many seats dun want, want to come and menyemak with me! And also i feel more comfortable chatting face to face than side by side.
What about you?

話口未完。。。

2011-11-08T20:14:00.002+08:00

Below was my PERSONAL thought :

Young people tend to wear black or darker clothing to look cool. While the mature ones trying to look younger by wearing more colorful clothes. ( Do you agree with me? )

Remember my previous post where i wear black almost everyday? Yeah, not only to look cool, but also to make me look slimmer. 2 weeks ago, i bought 6 pcs of t-shirt from FOS ( those 3 for RM45, cheap cheap only la ). Black, blue, lilac, pink, light green, purple and ... SHIT!!! :P

Most people want to grow old gracefully. I guess i just want to age vogiuly and have a "vibrant" life. Can? ;p

ring-a-ding-ding

2011-11-07T20:02:00.000+08:00

I was out with family for lunch yesterday. Suddenly, someone's phone rang...

" Everywhere i'm looking now, i'm surrounded by your embrace, baby i can see your halo ..." The ringtone was Beyonce's Halo.

Dengan selambanya, my younger brother-in-law took out his phone and answered. I was so surprised, cos he is a football super fan and his idol is Andy Lau. So the tak match with him. Even my sister also dunno why he chose such a song...

I used to set some pop ( lala ) dance songs as the ringtone, but it was quite embarrassing when my phone rang during the meetings. So i'm now using the most generic " classic telephone " to avoid further embarrassment. But some of my friend found it lame.:(

What is your ringtone? And what was your craziest ringtone?

BTW, i totally hate certain ringtone like .... " 靚女，聽電話。。靚女，聽電話。。" SO LAME. lol ;p

悲哀。

2011-11-03T22:35:00.006+08:00

B ( same person from the previous post ) always try to earn as much money as possible, so that he won't feel insecure. But when he earned enough money, he'll spend it on designer branded stuffs. He'll feel satisfied for a while, and then start to feel insecure and worry about having not enough money again. So he'll go and make money again...

I felt so sorry for him, despite the times that he told us that he will try to stop that habit. I just dunno why people are so addicted with designer branded stuffs. Really that great meh?

Cos to me, when i look at someone ...
I'll see the IMPORTANT part .. which is how well is his clothing coordination and how he 'carry' the clothes, and NOT how big is the designer logo on his shirt. Agree?

Are you a sucker for designer's labels?

OK, ok. I have to confess. The only thing that i insist to buy on designer labels is perfume. No need to explain why horr? lol ;p

very 'class' meh?

2011-11-02T21:49:00.005+08:00

Me and my friends were bitching about another person ( A ) that we all know. Then we compared one of us, B ( who always claimed that he have fabulous taste, and very conscious of what people think about him ) with A. Suddenly B got so angry cos he felt insulted. He said :

" Please lah, i am far more classier than him ok? I got listen to Adele one. Huh. "

Err.. since when 'listening to Adele' is something to determine whether you are class or not? To me, the fact that he used that reason to look down and judge on others just shows how SHALLOW and LOW is him. Agree?

I used to joke with my ex colleague ...

Her : Danny, tengok i punye display. Class gitu, kan?

Me : Ye la, memang ada class. KELAS BAWAHAN! Hahaah. "

So, u apa kelas? :p

p/s : Am currently deeply in love with Christina Perri's new song ~ A Thousand Years ( posted at sidebar ). I'm not a fan of Twilight, but i can just feel the love and sorrow in the song. Love is in the air. Please, please, please, listen to the whole song, ok? :)

is it weird ...

2011-10-31T09:14:00.000+08:00

... to have Nancy Sit ( 薛家燕 ) teaching me how to iron clothes in my house?

... to go on a high heel shopping spree with my niece, who is now 19 ... months old?

... to climb and jump from building to building, just to go and get my car ... which is just parked downstairs of my condo?

I'm having more and more weird dreams lately. Am i really that stressed or i'm just too creative, even in my dreams? ;p

I think if i start jotting down all those funny/weird dreams that i had, i can publish a book called ...
" Big Dreams, by Big Mouth. " lol ;p

p/s : Happy Halloween everybody! :)

回首。不堪

2011-10-28T21:27:00.004+08:00

I was searching for some documents in my storeroom when i found a picture of me.. taken in 1995 ( 1st year college ). I was shocked with my fashions sense then. But i admired my courage to go out like that ...

Look at me! Blue tee, blue jeans and blue shoes. I was trying to be a SMURF or what? Or is it i already knew that there will be a super box office movie coming few years later. So i quickly put on my AVATAR look, so fashion forward huh? And notice that black spot on my pants. I accidentally spilled batik pigment on it, and felt so creative and cool. So i let it there for some time. What the hell was i thinking huh? :P

Happy Halloween everyone.
I know most of the people / bars / clubs are going to celebrate tomorrow.
BTW, anyone plan to go as a SLUTTY witch or Red Riding WHORE ( Hood ) ? LOL ;p

p/s : CF is having an annual instructor gathering / halloween party tomorrow. Them : Back to School. Don't think i'll go with any costume lo. Cos my gang is not there :(

still waiting...

2011-10-26T22:43:00.001+08:00

In my opinion, there are 2 types of movies that we will not watch for the 2nd or 3rd time.

1st type ... SHITTY movie. 屎片/爛片 No need explain more kan?

2nd type ... GREAT movie. A movie that is so good that you dare not watch again. Maybe too good till you can't stop crying. I got 1 in my list ...

A Korean movie about a boy and his grandmother. Very touching one. Made me think of my late grandma only. I bought the DVD few years back. Watched once. Till now still dare now re-watch it. Sob sob... :(

Are they any movies that is so good that you dare not watch again?

say CISSSSSSSSS........ ( bedebah ;p )

2011-10-23T19:28:00.002+08:00

I don't really like taking picture, cos i don't think i look good in it. ( I look better in real life...lol... syok sendiri ;p ) And i'm extremely ' beh song' when people / friends 'force' me to take picture WITH them. I mean i don't mind taking picture FOR them. So i'll end up giving them a 'fake smile' for 2 seconds.

I was at SS2 Mall the other day when i saw this family ( parents + 2 kids ) passed by FullHouse. Then the father asked his kids to pose in front of the shop to take pics. Then changed pose. Then changed pose. I can see the smile on the kids' face slowly turn to sour. It was so hot and it took forever for the father to snap a picture. Kesian betul budaks tu. Sometimes i think the parents were too excited and carried away when taking pictures for their kids. Never thought of the kids feeling oso. :(

Do you like to TAKE picture?
Or you like to TAKE picture for others?

my Happy Meal :)

2011-10-21T21:49:00.003+08:00

I don't normally post entry about food, but this time .. I HAVE TO. :)

I just finished my class in Wangsa Walk and i was raining, heavily. I can see it's jam out there. So i decided to have my dinner there before i head home. I walked pass a few restaurants and stopped in front of the "Ayam Penyet" shop. Ever heard of Ayam Penyet? It's an Indonesian restaurant serving some interesting local dishes.

I always wanted to try it but no chance/ time. So i walked in and ordered the Empal Penyet ( fried beef ) set. BTW, i'm the only Chinese in there cos it's not something that Chinese will eat ( i'm used to it, as i considered myself Melayu celup ). The set arrived, and i took a small bite on the cili. WADUH WADUH .. terus meleleh airku....lol ;p

It was so good. The cili, the beef and the side dishes. I can practically eat the rice just with cili alone. Those who likes spicy food, THIS IS THE ONE TO GO. So goooooood. You guys should give it a try next time.:)

Now who said that only McDonalds can serve you a Happy Meal? I just had mine, and i'm going back there again tomorrow. Anybody wants to join me?

冰山vogiu人

2011-10-21T10:41:00.000+08:00

I always admire those instructors who can conduct a very fun and 'noisy' class. They always know when to do the 'Ooooooooo's, 'Aaaaahhhhhh's and 'Heeeeyyyyyyyy's. And the most important part is .. when to say something ( normally something encouraging ) to the members.

I am still trying very hard to 'open up' myself. Cos i think i always give a very COLD feeling to others. And i always feel hesitated and shy to make noise during the class. I did, but maybe just for 2 minutes. ( :P ) Hmmm, it really takes whole lot of hard work to create a 'great and fun' class. And i'm heading to that direction. Hopefully it's not too late. :)

Any tips?
Or anything that you would like to expect from your instructor?

For those who dunno me yet .. " i need longer time to warm up ... especially to newly met people " :)

upper vs lower

2011-10-19T21:25:00.002+08:00

Do you know what to do when i ask you to :

" Move your upper body to the right. " ,OR
" Concentrate on the lower body only. " ?

I think there's still a big group of people/ member who are confused with their upper and lower body, especially during warm up session. Cos whatever i said, they'll still move their whole body.

Any other more easy to understand 'terms' that i should use? Cos i dun think that i want to say :

" Move your body from shoulder to your waist to the right." , OR
" Concentrate from the butt down only. " :)

I always wanted o conduct a 80's theme dance class. Sure fun, with those shorts and head ban... Remember my name .. FAME ..lol ;p Anybody want to join? :)

fight!

2011-10-18T09:32:00.000+08:00

I always wonder what will happened if i'm involved in a fight. I mean a real fight with punching and kicking. For a 'good' boy like me, i've never involved or witnessed a fight. Me punching and kicking? I think i might end up shaking the hip and do a high kick instead. lol ;p

Anybody fancy a 'not-so-friendly' fight?
Feeling a bit wild lately. ;p

Any tips for a sure in fight? Just in case ( touch wood ) i kena tomorrow. LOL ;p

just did it !?

2011-10-17T10:20:00.000+08:00

I think my memory is getting weaker and weaker.

Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth and wanted to shower. Then my phone rang. I ran out answered the phone. After that, went back to the bathroom ... and brushed my teeth again !! I only realized that when i rinsed my mouth. Cos it felt so familiar, so familiar like i just did that 10 minutes ago.LOL ;p

Now i'm so worried that i might not remember my way home after a tiring dance session at the gym. Hahaha :))
( Seriously, if you see me walking alone i the mall/ road side, please come and approach me. Cos i might need your help.;p )

Anyone have similar problem?
If gingko is good for strengthen the memory, then i think i'll need to be soaked in it.;p

誰發明的？

2011-10-15T19:37:00.005+08:00

I was at Jaya 33 this morning for my class. I stepped in the lift and wanted to press the button, and i stoned/ blanked out for 2 seconds. Guess what i saw on the lift buttons?

(btw, how come there's no question on #4? suei issit? ;p )

Immediately i thought of 2 scenarios :

a) Say i was late for an interview at 13th floor and already in panic mode, then i saw these buttons. I think i'll slam the lift door and die for a while. ;p

b) Say someone got heart attack at 11th floor and they called an ambulance. Then abang ambulance arrived and saw these buttons. " Alamak! Matematik aku dapat P8! " (:P) I think the people at 11th floor die. ;p

What else scenario can you think of?
Do you think you'll be happy to have this concept at your office. school, condos, etc?
I personally think that it's fun and creative, but not practical. :)

let's get loud ( or not ;p )

2011-10-14T19:21:00.000+08:00

I extremely uncomfortable having meal with people who makes a lot of noise when eating. I used to have a housemate in college where she is very loud when eating. We were all eating in front of the tv, then one by one will slowly move away from her. Cos beh tahan with the THX sound effect. It's like she's announcing to the world that she is having her meal...

chap chap chap ( see? i'm chewing vege !!! )
slurp slurp slurp ( yumm, i'm drinking my soup !!! )
buurrrrrrrrrrp ( ah, i'm full !!! )*

But when i was in Japan, i'm totally fine with them slurping their ramen loudly. Is it bcoz i respect their culture? Or me being a double standard hypocrite? LOL ;p

Do you have any friend who likes the THX effect? Or you are one of them? ;p

Me doing the " slurping sakan " in Tokyo. ;p

* actually i burp a lot and very very loudly. who wants to have a burping battle with me? lol ;p

三菜一湯？

2011-10-13T21:31:00.000+08:00

I have economic rice as lunch most of the time. And normally i'll ask for half rice, and i'll pick 4 dishes in small portion ( 1 vege, 1 meat, 1 egg and 1 other ). But i really don;t understand some of the people who just take rice and 1 dish. Like one of my ex colleague, she only take the rice, 1 fried chicken and some curry gravy. When i asked her, she said she's just used to that. To me it's like a bit plain lorr...
( btw, she is not poor ya... cos she is higher position that me )

What is your normal economic rice selection?

And i'll normally take a small bowl of free soup to go with the rice. I just love soups :)

me pushed.

2011-10-12T21:49:00.002+08:00

Few years ago, my friend recommended / encouraged / forced me to try skinny jeans. FYI, i have issue buying pants as my lengs are huge and short. Therefore i'm extremely conscious when buying pants. But after trying the skinnies, i loved it. And bought few pairs after that.

Few years later, i pushed myself to try something new ~ 'Dropped-Crotch' sweat pants ( some called it 'diaper-pants' or 瀨屎褲 ;p ). All this while i've been avoiding it cos you really need the attitude to carry it. But somehow i convinced myself to get one, and wore it to the gym today. Surprisingly it was extremely comfortable to dance in it, cos its soooooo spacious. No wonder so many dancers like to wear it. LOL ;p

Would you ever try wearing this type of pants?

walk the walk.

2011-10-10T21:42:00.000+08:00

We were doing Maroon 5's Moves like Jagger. I thought of combining some 'fashionable element' in the choreography. So i did a simple 4 count step where i want them to walk with attitude ( ala-ala catwalk la ;p ). Cos i though it will be fun having a bunch of people catwalking in the studio at the same time. So vogiu kan? ( also can lepas gian sikit pretending like coordinating a fashion show lol ;p )

Everything was ok. But when i play the music and they started to walk ...

Now i know why sometimes we laugh at SOME of the contestants from ANTM when they try to do the catwalk. Some were born with it, and some just need to work hard, real hard. And i'm thankful that i'm doing OK in this department ( although there's lot more of other stuffs that i don't know ;p ).

A lot of people can talk the talk. But how many of you can really walk the walk?
So you think you can walk .. like catwalk?

p/s : i lost about 1.5kg thanks to the fever. yayyyyyyyy!! :)

財多身子弱。

2011-10-06T12:09:00.000+08:00

這句話，騙人的！！！！！

I think i really need a lot of work / project to keep me healthy. Cos whenever i ma slightly free ( no project ), i'll tend to fall sick easily. No income and sick. So unvogiu!

Later still need to go for 2 classes. Too late to cancel class now. Dunno got energy or not. Going to sleep now. Hopefully the fever will cool down soon. :(

bang! bang! banged!

2011-10-05T09:35:00.000+08:00

3 words to describe my class last night : 陀衰家！！！

I was about to start the class when the tenant upstairs started to drill the floor. It was so loud in the studio that no one can hear what i was saying. So i requested to change to the yoga studio, and that was my first time using that studio. Everything was ok until we finished the class. I switched off the lights and sound system, and talked to the members while walking towards the door. And suddenly .. BAM!!! I banged my face right on the glass panel, next to the door!

MALU GILER !!!! In my defense, it was dark, the glass panel was crystal clear ( kudos to the cleaners ;p ) and i was totally not familiar with that studio! :(

I still can see my sweaty/oily face-print on the glass panel when i leave the gym. ;p

Hmm .. it's been quite a 'bumpful' week. Few 'things' happened to me, but i'm very excited. Cos i know, after a hurricane, comes a RAINBOW! Can't wait to see my big fat rainbow. lol ;p

bag's back!

2011-10-03T19:30:00.004+08:00

I received a call from the gym this afternoon. They found a bag in the locker room, and checking if it's mine. After confirming that the bag is the one that got stolen, i immediately rushed to the gym. In my heart i was hoping that the fukker took anything but my car keys, cos that would saves me a few hundreds or maybe, thousand.

I arrived at the gym, went in the operation room, and my bag is there! I quickly open the front pocket to look for my car key, and it was there. It was a big relief. Apparently, he stole my bag and just took my watch. Stupid kan? Although my watch is gone, but at least i don't have to go through the changing immobilizer issue.

But i think i still have the right to CURSE the fukker right? After all, he did gave a not very vogiu moment. Imagine me running like headless chicken in the gym, mall and also parking lot. ;p

p/s : thanks to those who cursed that fellow for me. u guys are real friends.. lol ;p

pp/s : just bought a 'kiasu-size' padlock to lock the locker...;)

ppp/s : i think i had a great Monday, how about you?

i hope you 爛 !!!

2011-10-02T19:39:00.002+08:00

Not a very good way to start the month of October ...

I was in the gym yesterday for my classes. After the class, i went to the changing room and found out that my padlock was missing. I opened the locker and my gym bag is gone. I have my watch, camera, a whole stack of CDs and most importantly, my car keys in the bag! I was so worried that the fukker had drive my car away. I ran to the parking lot. Thank God my car is still there. I reported to the security and they agreed to have an eye on my car while i went back to get the spare keys.

It was so tiring. Calling friends, looking for locksmith and filing report with the management. Luckily everything is ok now. Tomorrow i'll have to send my car to the service centre to change the whole lock thing. :(

那個偷我bag的仆街聽好：
我祝你爛手，爛腳和爛鳥！！！

But looking from the bright side, i now have a very GOOD reason to buy new watch, gym bag and camera. Going shopping tomorrow. Haha :))

p/s : and now i won't laugh at those who use gigantic padlock for their locker in the gym as kiasu people. cos i'll be one of them starting tomorrow. ;p

TGIF

2011-09-29T22:11:00.003+08:00

I was informed that i didn't get the project that i was hoping to. I was disappointed, and sad. But after a super fun and sweaty class, everything seems ok to me. Not sure if i'm really that OPTIMISTIC, or maybe my hope/passion for that project was not as deep as i thought.

My ankle is in pain, that i have to cancel 2 classes today, just to let it rest. Unexpected 'off-day'. Kinda enjoying it. :)

Below are some of the quotes that i learnt from watching all those dramas, and i would like to share with you guys :

" When you hit bottom, you do not have any where to go but UP."

" You have brain in your head and legs in you shoes. You can make your own decision on which direction to go."

" Just use a bit of creativity, and you can re-make your look: from BORE to WHORE. "
( My favorite quote from Drop Dead Diva )

Tomorrow's Friday. Have a fun weekend .:)

their job vs our responsibility

2011-09-28T09:18:00.000+08:00

Whenever we are attending a family reunion, it's our 'responsibility' to go and greet the elders. And when they see us, it's also their 'job' to say something about us. And i think the most common ones will be :

1) Waa .. you are all grown up and more matured now. ( in another word, you look OLD ! )
哇！你越來越成熟穩重了。

2) Waa .. you look so healthy and prosperous now. ( in another word, you look FAT ! )
哇！你越來越有福相了。

Which one is SCARIER?
I DEFINITELY prefer then to tell me the 1st line lorr... cos i know i will grow old vogiuly. But being FAT is just not what i want to do. ;p

p/s : i think i know what is the scariest comment :

" Waaa. you are all grown up and prosperous now. " lol ;p

beauty in the world

2011-09-26T09:26:00.000+08:00

Let me ask you one question :

" What is the most beautiful thing about yourself? "

Me :
a) if i'm passionate in something, i'll hold on to it as long as possible
b) i can be a very helpful and true friend ( that's if i've accepted him/her as my friend ;p )

What about you?

Ah, life is so beautiful, have a great week ahead. :)

Just found this song by Macy Gray last week, and it spoke to me.... like real deep in my heart. Am playing it everyday to "celebrate" me. Hope you'll like it too. :)
( song posted at the side bar )

update on 8.55pm :
i was watching the movie A Little Bit of Heaven, suddenly they put the same song in it .. i literally got goose bumps once i heard the intro.. ohh.. i feel so amazing now. :))))))

P.W.

2011-09-24T22:05:00.001+08:00

I was sending my 2 intelligent friends ( 1 engineer & 1 architect ) home the other day. In the car, they were chatting to each other, except their chat is really INTELLECTUAL !!! They were talking about getting old, cell dying, and stuffs. And that was their CASUAL CHAT!!!

After 5 minutes listening to their CAUSAL CHATS, i can't take it anymore. So i told them that my car is a FUN CAR, nobody is allowed to talk serious or useful stuffs in it. Only vogiu and crazy stuffs allowed.

Just like how Gaga & Beyonce have the 'PUSSY WAGON' ( check Telephone MV if you don;t know what is that ;p ), i think i should give my car a FUN name. Care to suggest? ( nothing dirty hokay? cos my car is FUN, not SLUT !!! ;p )

There's another thing that is not allowed in my car is ... SMOKING!!! BIG NO!!!

defying gravity .

2011-09-22T21:32:00.000+08:00

I saw a show on tv the other day. They were discussing about how to prevent the face from sagging and wrinkles. One of the guest said, he always sleep on his back ( face facing up ) instead of sideways. Cos he said it will prevent the face from being pulled down by the gravity. And it's working!

You believe?

BTW, i always sleep facing sideways. What about you?

pure talent .

2011-09-21T21:46:00.003+08:00

I was talking ( bitching ) with another instructor, L on the current gym classes scenario.

L : Eh, i heard that X Fitness got a lot of new instructors ah?

Me : Ya worr.. All very young one.

L : Cos got member told me that their classes are very popular. Mainly bcos either they are 'good looking' or got very 'fit' body'. But some said their classes were a bit messy.

Me : Huh? What about me?

L : Oh no worries. You also quite popular what. Cos you got pure talent. :P

Me : KNNBCCBMCHFU!!!

You know, sometimes i also wish that i don't have to gain my popularity based on pure talent. You get what i mean? ;p

Tell me the truth, you rather have good looking and fit body, OR being talented?

5 : 5

2011-09-20T08:29:00.000+08:00

I received a sms from the gym's coordinator :

" Danny, can you do a special dance class tomorrow at 2pm? It's for a group of male and female models. You need to teach them dance and poses for their performance for an event later. "

I was like .... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Finally i'm going to work with a bunch of models. You know la, ever since i won ( self-declared ) the title of Ampang Next Top Model years ago, i haven't really got a chance to 'work' in the modeling world yet, and this might be my chance. I'll get to teach those bitches how to pose vogiuly, cos posing for dance and modeling is slightly different. It's all about the attitude. :)

Then i check my organizer ... DAMN!!! I got a meeting at 2.30pm tomorrow! There goes my big break to another vogiu world. :(

Me doing my Top Model Finale walk at Sg Wang ( nowhere better than the LALA palace kan? ) ... something that i won't have the courage to do now.... And i was so proud with my 5:5 body proportion then... LOL ;p

BTW, what is your body proportion?
5:5 like me?
4:6 like everybody else?
3:7 like damn!!! don't let me see you! ;p

sucka' for mirror ...

2011-09-19T09:41:00.000+08:00

How many of you will / must stop for a while whenever you pass by a mirror or any reflective surfaces? I know i will, although i won't be breaking the mirror .( 不至於靚暴鏡 ):P

Some said that that is an action of a NARCISSIST. And i think it's ok. After all, who will love you if you don't love yourself worr? Kan? ;)

and the winner is ...

2011-09-16T19:09:00.002+08:00

Say you are handling a huge project and you need to hire someone to run it for you. You interviewed 2 candidates :

Candidate A :
Delivers satisfactory end result almost every time. But might be a bit difficult to work with.

Candidate B :
The end result fluctuates, depends on the materials given. But is fun and pleasant to work with.

Who would you hire?

Remarks :
It might be a bit of surprise to you but .. i'm actually the one who is "fun and pleasant to work with". Which means ... :(
( fingers crossed )

安娣。。。

2011-09-15T21:20:00.000+08:00

I was paying my groceries at the counter with this female cashier ( i think she's around my age ). Behind me was a woman with her little daughter. The cashier was smiling and teasing with the daughter while processing my payment. The little girl wanted to open and eat the junkfood. So the woman told her daughter :

" Cannot open, must pay first. ( pointing at the cashier ) Later auntie scold you ... "
( 不可以開，要先給錢。等下安娣罵。。。)

I saw the face of the female cashier. She stopped smiling after that. It was so obvious and funny.

At your current age, do you prefer to be called korkor/ cheche OR you don't mind people calling you auntie/ uncle?
Honestly i'm a bit shy when people still call me korkor lorr. I don't mind uncle, as long as that person is not older than 12 years old. LOL ;p

好口節

2011-09-14T21:17:00.000+08:00

There's this agreement among my friends :

Whenever it is someone's birthday, we have to be extra nice and polite when we talk to that person. No cursing, no negative stuffs and put on a smiley face, even it's that birthday boy/girl's fault. We called it " 好口節 " ( Good Mouth Day )

I guess that's the reason why we chose to text each other during birthdays. Cos it's extremely hard for bitches like us to be polite and stay positive, even just for 1 day. You know la, sometimes it's VERY HARD to control yourself but to say something bad when you see someone's face. ( If you know what i mean ) LOL ;p

Do you think you can be polite and stay positive to everybody for ONE WHOLE DAY?

中男的祈禱。。。

2011-09-12T21:58:00.004+08:00

再過2個小時，我就正式的踏入了人生的第34個年頭。我不貪心，只希望一切都能心想事成，心想事成，和心想事成。

34歲，已經不是少男了。但也‘有排‘才到熟男的年齡。所以我現在應該是被歸纇為‘中男‘吧。中男有什麼好處？我不知道。也不管啦。但我還是一樣會很努力的去vogiu。;)

I hope that 34 ( years old ) will be a good year for me. And i'll try my best to make it as fanta-bulous as possible.
Care to make my dream comes true?

p/s : enjoy the posted song ~ My Moment ( i really dunno why so many people hated her. )

Ampang的月亮比較圓。

2011-09-10T21:06:00.002+08:00

。。。因為有我在。哈哈。
你那邊的有夠我的圓嗎？

周末無聊一下下。
中秋快樂。
Have a nice weekend. :)

Suddenly feel like joining those lantern parade. Wanna hold the lantern ( traditional paper type, not those plastic with battery and annoying sound one ) and just walk from taman to taman. Where got ahh?
Anyone doing Mid Autumn party? Invite me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease. :)

make-me-over :)

2011-09-10T08:12:00.000+08:00

When i go jalan-jalan, i always see guys ( especially Malay guys ) wearing sports jerseys. And they look quite sporty and nice. I also gatal-gatal want to try. But the thing is, i have no clue at all what jersey belongs to what club. And what club is more popular. Also i'm not sure if i look better in basketball or football jersey. Cos both also quite sporty and nice.

Another problem is, my shoulder is not broad enough. So it'll look very selekeh like i'm wearing other people's baju. ;(

So how? Any nice jersey that i can wear. I want to look sporty but at the same time maintain vogiu. Can?

I think Harimau Malaya's jersey is quite nice ( suddenly feeling patriotic lah konon ) .. although yellow is not my color. LOL ;p

typical.

2011-09-08T22:28:00.003+08:00

I was at Pavilion this afternoon to set up a counter for my client. It was lunch hour. I can see lots of people at the food court and restaurants. But there were also packed at those ' class punyer shop' like The Loaf, etc where people just eat pastries for lunch. Me instant thought : Boleh kenyang meh? FYI, cake and bread is like makanan celah gigi for me.

I know i won't lo. Cos i'm a typical CHEENA, i need at least rice or noodle for lunch or dinner. Or else i'll be very weak in physical and hot-tempered in emotion. ;p

Can you survive a day without rice or noodles?
Or we are same-same CHEENA? ( i know, it's so hard for a vogiu person like me to admit that i'm typical. ;p )

FYI, only mee & kueytiaw considered noodle. Mihun also makanan celah gigi for me. ;p

born this way ...

2011-09-08T09:29:00.001+08:00

After the class, one member came to me to ask the name of the song. I looked at her .. ALAMAK, cockeye. I panicked. I dunno which eye to look at, and i don't want to look away while talking to her cos it might hurt her feeling and it's very rude.

So left or right? Or the one closer to me? And some said i should just look at the nose. But if i do that, i scared later i pulak yang cockeye.

Any idea what/ where is the best part for me to look at?

p/s : i'm not making fun with those with cockeye ok? just curios. cos i know, she were born this way. ( sempat menGAGA lagi ;p )

white against all ...

2011-09-06T20:16:00.000+08:00

I saw a young lady ( most likely an OL ) at the bank just now. She was wearing some typical office wear, with a pair of WHITE stockings. I always feel that white sticking is so Ah Lian. Cos it looks like they are trying too hard to make their legs looks fairer, but actually it looks so fake. And it's totally out-dated ( late 80's early 90's ). Agree?

Got these souvenirs from my friend who just came back from Europe. I love it very much. Ada fesen? :))

做麼沒有的？

2011-09-05T09:12:00.000+08:00

I was wearing my shoes at the locker room when a Chinese uncle came out from the shower just wrapped with towel and stood at the other corner of the room( near the exit ). He opened his locker and took out his clothes. I stood up and walked towards the exit. He took off his towel and started to change. I kinda saw his naked body for 1 second and i was shocked!!!

HOW COME NOTHING GEH???????!!!!!!!!

This is what i saw from in that 1 second ...

The moral of the story is :
" skin color underwear is ... SCARY!!! " lol ;p

In my opinion, i think skin color undie is just as bad as red and orange. What color undie is totally unacceptable to you?

i am what i wear!?

2011-09-02T19:44:00.001+08:00

I was at Sg Wang during last week. Jalan-jalan, just to kill time. So many people, mainly my species ( lala ;p ). And of cos i saw so many interesting fashion. A fat Chinese guy wore a printed tee with the word "我係靚仔" ( i am leng chai ), when he is obviously ... NOT. Then a Malay rempit wore a very tight fitting tee with printed "廢材" ( useless ). Or maybe he actually meant it. LOL ;p

Sometimes i wonder if they really know what is the meaning of the words.

Do you have any of those printed t-shirt?

keep wrapping, keep keep wrapping ...

2011-09-02T08:39:00.000+08:00

I was driving when i saw something interesting in the car in front of me. According to the registration plate, the car should be at least 1 year old. But the interesting thing is, all the plastic covering the car seats are still there. And the people just sat on it. How come lah?

Cos whenever buy new stuffs ( electrical items, furniture, etc. ), the first thing i'll do is unwrap or peel off the plastic on it. Cos i beh tahan the fact that there's a piece of plastic hanging on it. So sakit mata memandang. ;p

I still remember one of my ex roommate in college, who slept on his mattress that was still wrapped with plastic for the whole semester. We tried lie on it when he was out, and it was totally uncomfortable. Lying on something that is not 'breath', so warm. wonder how can he sleep in the night. ;p

Do you peel off the plastic / protective cover immediately after you bought something? Or you just leave it on as long as possible?

half dozen of everything ...

2011-08-29T08:41:00.000+08:00

My ex-housemate had an interesting theory of buying tableware for the house. She didn't like to buy tableware of the same design/ color. She prefer to get those thing separately. When she saw a nice design, she would buy it to be added in the collection. By doing that, she can share the story ( when, where, why, color, design, etc ) on how she get each of them with the guests. Great topic la konon.

But for someone who got a bit of OCD issue, i just can't see things so 'meriah' ( messy / kelam-kabut ) on the dining table. Can you?

i'm not a dog , ...

2011-08-27T18:51:00.001+08:00

I was changing in the locker room and a guy came in and stood next to my locker. Then he took out his t-shirt and sniffed before putting it on. Then as i was putting on my shoes, another guy came in and took the opposite locker. He then did the same thing ... SNIFFED the t-shirt ( and socks) before putting it on.

Err.. i personally think that it is kinda weird to do that. Sniffing stuffs before you put it on.
Do you have that habit as well?

i'm not a dog, therefore i don't sniff. ;p

it's on !

2011-08-26T19:50:00.001+08:00

Raya fever is officially ON.

The jam at Bukit Bintang started as earlier a 11am today. Guess everyone is rushing for last minute shopping before they head back to kampung ( starting tonight ). I can imagine the situation at Mid Valley & Sogo. Sure sesak giler-giler babi one. ;p

sempena hari raya yang mulia,
kumohon maaf jika terlaser kata,
salam dan senyum jelas di muka,
ikhlas, tak ikhlas , lain cerita. ;p

Sape-sape yang takde kerje kat raye, jom kluar jumpe & minum.
Sape free?

the "torn" between two lovers ...

2011-08-25T21:54:00.003+08:00

Sometimes i feel bad when i see couples joining my class. Cos most of the time, they will be so unhappy with each other by the end of the class. Why?

Cos NORMALLY , the girl will be more excited and talented in dancing as compared to the guy. The guy just accompany ( or being dragged by ) the girl to join the class. And NORMALLY the guy will give up half way through the class. And when he decided to leave in the middle of the class, the girl will NORMALLY ask/force the guy to continue and stay with her. Since the guy can't really do what we are doing, he will NORMALLY end up putting on a miserable/ pissed face and blame the girl for that.

I see that a lot, after the class. Their interaction is totally different before and after class.

Now only i know. Besides good at bitching, i'm also gifted on causing tension between couples huh? lol ;p

I'm slowly turning on my lazy ( not holiday, just lazy ) mode. :(

almost pecah !!!

2011-08-25T09:36:00.000+08:00

After the class, i went to the changing room to change. As i was packing my backpack, i saw someone familiar at the other corner of the room. It was my cousin. He turned to me and said :

" Hello, ah ... "

I stopped him before he can continue the sentence. Cos i know, he's going to call me "XX ( my Chinese name ) kor kor". Luckily, if not sure the whole locker room will know my not-so-vogiu Chinese name liao. FYI, i only go by my Chinese name when i'm back home.

I know my Chinese name is quite normal in China & Taiwan, BUT NOT HERE!!! Cos normally people will just make fun of it.
BTW, do you like to called in your Chinese name? Or you prefer to use English / Christian / nickname, just like me?

How come i have so many 'kemaluan' lately?

p/s : found another sexy song to use for my class.. booty bouncing .. yay...;p

3d2n

2011-08-24T21:26:00.000+08:00

Say you want to go for a short holiday, maybe 3 days 2 nights. Totally last minute decision. Nothing too costly or too far away. Any suggestions?

See everyone going for their holidays during Raya break, makes me gatal-gatal oso want to go. But think-think only la ... ;p

是你，是你，夢見的就是你

2011-08-23T21:19:00.000+08:00

I think i just had THE WEIRDEST DREAM last night.

I was wearing just the skimpy shorts in gold ( not the best color for me ;p )...
Doing RPM ( i never tried this cycling class before )...
And pedaling to TERESA TENG's song ....

How weird was that? ;p

Maybe it's an omen for me to get a pair of gold shorts, to match my gold shoes eh? lol ;p

p/s : i think i look sexy in that gold skimpy shorts.. lol ;p

malu sial !!!

2011-08-23T08:31:00.000+08:00

I reached the gym 30 minutes early today. Since i have nothing to do, i went parade-parade around the gym, and trying to mark my dance step at one corner. After that i went to the changing room to prepare myself for the class. And that's when i found out that my fly is actually open ... wiiiiiiide open!!!

Shit!!! Really MAJOR MALU!!!

Then i can't stop thinking :
" Those people who stared at me just now , are they looking at me cos i'm vogiu? Or bcos they saw an opening? " ;p

p/s : luckily i was wearing black underwear under the black pants. so it's not so obvious ... i hope. ;p

我贏了！！！

2011-08-22T09:01:00.001+08:00

I was at One Utama last Thursday, meeting one of my client. As i walked up the escalator from the carpark to my client's shop, i saw a guy and a girl coming down from opposite direction. There's something about on them that caught my attention. I took a second look on him, then the girl, then back to him again, then ..... OH SHIT !!!!!

Apparently, me and the guy was wearing the same shirt! I think he saw me as well. I was panicked at first, but when i looked at him again, i told myself that i can do it. I held my head up high, acted normal. And when we passed by each other on the escalator, i turned to him and smiled. Why? Cos obviously ...

I LOOKED VOGIUER WITH THAT SHIRT! hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha ( snap ! )

Do you normally run away when you saw someone wearing same shirt as you are?

p/s : totally in love with the song i posted at the side bar. so refreshing :)

cehhhhhhh ...

2011-08-20T10:11:00.000+08:00

There's this member ( who joined my class once every few weeks ) in my class who thinks that she is very good, and likes to complain every time she join my class. Too cold la, steps too easy la, songs not nice la, etc. And the thing that i hated most is when she tried to get other members to agree with her. But luckily so far nobody layan her.

Then yesterday, she came to my class again. All geared up with the latest collection of Nike sportswear ( i have to say that her fashion sense is quite good ;p ). As usual, she started to give me some 'suggestions' for my class :

" Danny, why don't you do that Lady Gaga's new songs? "

" Huh? We did 'Born this way' & ' The edge of glory' liao worr. Which song you want? "

" Nehh, that new song .. POKOFACE."

Yes! She said Lady Gaga's NEW song ~ "POKOFACE" . Dah lah lagu tuu lagu lama, nak sebut nama lagu pun salah.

I think i just shut down on her after she said that.
No point kan? Paying attention to her? Buat sakit hati & buang mase aje.

suddenly 170.

2011-08-19T08:23:00.001+08:00

Went to cut my hair yesterday. My stylist decided to try out a different style for me. and i actually quite like it. Cos when i stepped out from the saloon, i suddenly realized that i am now 170cm. Ahhhh .... life is just so beautiful. ;p

Have a great weekend ahead everyone. :)

Thanks to the technology ( hairdryer, hair products and of cos my rambut yang kembang setaman ), everyone can now be slightly higher. Yaaay !

p/s : me stylist said to me : 哇，你頭髮又粗又長，老人家說醬很‘命硬‘。then i looked at him and like ~ whatever la. ;p

pp/s : i think i looked pale in almost every pic i took. why larr? ;(

attention to all victims ...

2011-08-18T21:05:00.000+08:00

2 more weeks to raya ..
People sibuk perpuasa, i sibuk berbuka.
I've gained 2kg so far.
And i blame it all to Bazaar Ramadan ( lol ;p )

Any other victim ( of the bazaar ) out there?

I think the 1st step i'll do is stop going to the bazaar.
2nd step, exercise more ... :)

once a lala ...

2011-08-17T21:31:00.000+08:00

I always have difficulties choosing songs for my class. Cos we have so many different type of members in the class. Not everyone will appreciate the type of song that i chose to teach. Lebih-lebih lagi, with my LALA taste. ;p

Recently i'm super in love with this song : Mr Simple by Super Junior. I tell you, the beat is so strong, the melody is so catchy and it's super lala ... me likey :) But i'm not sure if i should use it for the class. Cos at certain point, i also felt that it's a bit too noisy and of cos... lala.

I've posted it at the side bar. Try listen to it.
What do you think? Ok for the class? You likey?
Your shoulder ada move tak? Your bontot ada shake tak?

Happy LALA-ing :)

大嘴哲學：
生為啦啦仔，死為啦啦鬼。
啦啦萬歲！

talam dua muka !!

2011-08-17T09:29:00.000+08:00

Just found out another shocking dark side of fitness world...
Luckily i'm strong enough to survive :)

原來，已被人偷偷的在背後打了兩三年的‘毒針“！
還好我抵抗力強，本身“夠毒“，才能繼續拼下去！

Requested by William :
( Rupe-rupenyer, i dah kena inject dengan jarum bisa buat bertahun lamer nyer. Nasib baik badan i bisa bertahap over, baru boleh maintain vogiu gituu ;p )

p/s : 希望我那位還在 coma 的 member 可以堅強的醒過來。

i know i'm mean, but at least i'm honest ...

2011-08-15T09:31:00.000+08:00

Some people like to tell you good news only. So that you won't have to feel sad at all. ( Type A )

Some people like to tell you bad news only. So that you'll feel bad for not appreciating what you have. ( Type B )

Some people like to tell you good news most of the time. But they'll only tell you bad news when they want you to feel bad. ( Type C )

I am Type C. ;p
What are you?

我不是‘喜鵲‘，所以我不會只‘報喜‘。哈哈。