過 X 年

I went to collect some payments from my client last Friday. Then the receptionist said to me :

Her : You good lah. So many cheques, can have a FAT ( prosperous ) year liao la. Haha.
（ 嘩，你就好啦。０甘多cheque，可以過肥年啦。哈哈。 ）

Me : Err. Can you take back the word FAT ahh? I prefer GOOD year la.. hahahaha ;p
（ 你可以收返頭先個句肥無？我要好年，唔要肥年囉。哈哈。）

Her : 38.

我知道我無聊，但。。。
崩口人，忌崩口碗嘛！


講真的，如果有得選，你會希望被祝‘過好年‘還是‘過肥年‘？
還是都無所為？

撞鬼囉！

Normally at the end of the class, i will say to the members : " Good JOB everyone and hope you enjoy the class. See you again next week."

But to day, dunno what possessed me. After all the cool down routine, i turned to them and said :
" Good ~~~ D-O-G !!!! "

Oh my God!!! So the salah!!! This is by far the most SALAH things i ever said in the class.
( Previously was 'Let's mark ~ Let's FARK ' )

Guess from now onwards i really have to think twice before i talk. Or else there will be more jokes that i can share with you guys here. ;p


最近醜事一蘿蘿。

那天supplier送我一箱柑和一籃雞精。我問他為什麼是雞精，而不是像去年的禮籃？
他看著我，然後很諷刺的說 : 那是給你補腦的！

有沒有給他炸到！！！？？？

super efficient

There's this friend of mine who likes to wait / hold on to everything. Like need to cool it off （攤凍 ）a bit before start. For example, SMS-ing.

Me : eh, you got SMS lerr.

Him : nvm la. ( he waited for about 5 mins then only he check the SMS. not that he got anything to do during that 5 mins )

Are you same as him?
Or normally you'll check and reply the SMS as soon as possible?
I'm definitely the efficient one, and sometimes OVER efficient lol ;p
( unless i purposely ignore the sms la ;p )


p/s : my ipod died on me yesterday right before the class ( kenanga international ). end up i have to run all the way to Pavilion to get the original CD, as i've only choreographed the steps for that song.

舊的不去，新的那會來？
我的手機也開始有‘發癲‘的現像了。
希望一切會更好。 :)

順得姐來“我失意“ 。。。

After the class, one of my che-che suggested that we should have a 'Dance Battle' after CNY. It's the battle between me and all the che-ches in my class. FYI, those che-ches in my class are really sporting and active type. Everyone was quite excited with the idea, and some already discuss on how to do the battle.

I have no problem doing the battle, but i'm just not sure whether i should win or lose in the battle.

You see :

If i WIN, they might not be happy. Cos i want them to be happy at the end of the day.

If i LOSE, what if the news got spread out that the instructor actually got beaten by the members? There goes my reputation and hope to get more new members lah?

So how?

sleeping beauty wannabe ...

There's 3 type of drinks that i won't touch after 7pm. Cos if i do, i will be rolling on my bed the whole night ... with my eyes open wide.

1. Coke ( just coke, i'm ok with pepsi or 100 plus..;p )
2. Tea ( english or chinese, tak kisah, as long as it's TEA )
3. Coffee ( unless i want to get robbed or raped. my heart will beat super fast, i will feel dizzy and sometimes a bit high ;p )


Anyone have the same problem as me?

眼花！一定係我眼花！！

I was queueing at the autopay machine behind an uncle and a young lady. Suddenly that uncle dropped his parking ticket. So he kneeled dow to pick up the ticket, and something caught my eyes. Its either this uncle ( at least 60 years old ) is too poor until his underwear koyak-rabak left the strings or he is actually wearing a g-string!!!

Why all this unpleasant things always happened on me? And now i have a whole new point of view on sexiness for g-string. ;(


Talking about underwear, which one do you prefer?
The thong, hipkini, bikini, etc or the boxer, boxer brief, etc ?
I prefer the squares. :)

p/s : posted another POSITIVE song for everyone. :))

穿金。戴銀

I was in the gym's changing room preparing for my next class when this guy cam in and took the locker next to mine. He is a regular member, cos i saw him quite often. And every time i look at him, i'll got attracted to him. There's something huge hanging on his body that is quite impossible not to notice.

He is quite young ( mid 20's ) and got a very toned body. But the thing that caught my attention most is his super big size ... GOLD PENDANT !!! That pendant is at least 5cm ( diameter ) with some carving on it. I'm quite surprise cos i thought young people nowadays don't really go for gold accessories anymore.


I myself don't really like gold accessories. Cos it doesn't go with my skin tone, and also looks a bit 'cina' if you got the 'wrong' design. I prefer silver. In fact, i love it more if it's in matte or sand-blasted finishing. Cos i don't like too shiny stuff on me.

Are you a gold person? Or you like silver more, just like me?

Hi, I'm JASON ;p

Member : Aiyo Jason. Sorry la, i can't make it to your class today.

Me : Kak. I Danny lah, bukan Jason.

Member : Ye ke? Sorry lah.

This is the 3rd time she called me JASON ... this month. No matter how many times i corrected her, she will still call me JASON the next time she talk to me. I really got the JASON face meh? Cos i think i have the DANNY look and attitude. I know i definitely can't carry RICHARD or Raymond lah... too serious liao. :)


Maybe i should introduce myself as JASON to strangers in the future huh? ;p Do you think i can 'carry' the name JASON?

What would be your second choice if you can change your current nickname / Christian name?

under-aged

I was talking to my printer the other day. And when we talked about our age, he was surprised when i told him that i am 34 this year. Cos all the while he thought that i am younger than him ( he is 28 this year ). I am so happy. :P

Yesterday i bumped into one of my client in the shopping mall. The first thing she told me is :

" Danny, 你0甘樣著很‘得意‘。哈哈。“
" Danny, you look cute/funny wearing like this. "

So now i am a bit confused.
My printer thought i am young cos my look or ( childish ) attitude?
My client said that cos i wore something too young ( for my age)?


請問我醬穿有什麼好‘得意‘的？

P.O.P.

I know this step and yoga instructor since i started teaching. And every time we i him, i'll tease him. I now call him Prince of Pecah ( since the movie Prince of Persia is out ;p ). Coz he got a very manly look ( like 方中信 ), face with mustache, healthy / sporty tanned skin and not to mention, a very fit body. But once he buka mulut ... YA ALLAH...

It's like a am talking to Lin ZiLin ( 志玲姐姐 ) ! Super 嗲 !!! I can't imagine myself attending his class. Sure cannot concentrate one. lol ;p

Do you think that your voice matches your look?


還好我的長相和聲音是一致的 ：都是一樣的 “潑辣“ ;p

0430 ~ 1630

A quick recap on how i spent my 12 hours today :

0430 : woke up, shower and ready to leave the house
0500 : depart from my house, drove all the way up to Penang
0900 : reached Queensbay Mall, Penang and start display set up
1145 : finished set up then went for lunch and shop a bit
1240 : left Queensbay Mall, drove back to KL
1630 : reached home, and stoned! ;p

Today marked another achievement for me, as this is my 1st time drive to a place so far... ALONE ( my record is till Port Dickson only lol ;p ) 4 hours drive was surprisingly ok for me and i love driving early in the morning. It's just that driving on an almost empty and dark highway between 5am to 645am is kinda scary. Kept speeding to catch up with the car in front ( to share a bit light maaa...lol ;p )

When was your last roadtrip ... ALONE?


早上6點57分
在接近無人（車）的高速公路
飛著120km/h的時速
看著天空慢慢的變亮
聽著阿密特的‘掉了‘
是如此的。。。舒服

phewwwiiiiittttttt !!!

I always admire those who know how to whistle ( using their mouth ) cos i can't. Not sure why, maybe my mouth too big or my lips too thick. ;p

But lately i am hating it. Cos there's this stupid loud whistle disturbs my sleep every morning. Really not sure if it's from some uncle / pack cik downstairs or the birds from the hill in front of my balcony. It's really loud and punctual ( 7am every day )

Do you know how to whistle?
Can anybody give tips on how to do the whistling thing? Cos i think it's quite cool to do that, especially 'duet' with a nice song. :)


p/s : after whistle, maybe i want to try BEATBOX .. anyone interested?

唔好再搖啊！！！

I was sitting at the waiting area in the bank. When suddenly i felt a bit dizzy, cos i think the ground was shaking a bit. I looked at this girl sitting next to me. SHE WAS SHAKING HER LEGS ( 搖腳／抖腳 )! It's so annoying. She is young. She looks kinda ' ada belajar ' and sophisticated. :(

Just for your info, i am extremely sensitive to moving / shaky ground. And i'll get dizzy easily from that. People who are close to me should know how i hated them shaking their legs.

Do you have this habit? Shaking your legs when you have nothing to do? Or you just hated then just like i do?


"人搖福簿，樹搖葉落"
我才不管呢。
不要搖到我就好。;p

10

It's the 10th day of the new year, and i a still in the Chinese-New-Year- Window-Display-Set-Up-Marathon since 1st January 2011. I have not really have time to 'enjoy' the new year. I am not complaining about the busy schedule, cos i know at the end of the day, $ is more important for now. ;p

Thanks to all the non-stop projects, the multiple dance classes, constant work out and a bit of help from the 'fitness cereal', i am now at my desired weight. ( YAY! ) And not only that, i think my 'saham' has gone up a bit. ( double YAY ! ;p ) But i must work harder to maintain it, cos CNY is near. And i know i am going to eat lots of 'dried meat' ( 肉干 ) yummy yummy .... ;P~

So, are you having a 'happy' new year so far?

p/s : posted a sexy song to celebrate the 10th day... enjoy. Go ahead if u want to shimmy the shoulder or shake the butt, jangan malu-malu ;p

lucky STAR

Biaomei called me this morning. Her visa is finally approved. I'm so happy for her.

But i am even happier when she called me her 'LUCKY STAR'. Cos it's so happened that every time ( ok, maybe just a few times la ) after she shared her problem with me, the issue will kinda solved quite fast ( or not immediately ). It feel so good that you are actually useful to others ( maybe not directly ). I know i don't have any special power to make things happen. It's all coincident. But still, it's nice to be others 'lucky charm'. :)

I don't think i have any so-called lucky charm that i bring along with me everyday. But i know where to find my luck, my dreams and my happiness.
Do you have any 'lucky charm'?

p/s : All the best to my baby sister who just got married. God bless. :))


pp/s : Good luck to you Biaomei, We'll miss you here.

ppp/s : If 7 is a lucky number, then i am double-lucked. Cos i was born in '77. And to day is '7' Jan. Wishing everyone a lucky day. :)

the Vs

Ever since i won the Paris trip, i suddenly got a lot of new best friends. Some trying to get the flight seat next to me, whole others tumpang me to buy things .. particularly "El Wee". I really don't know what's so great about LV. I won't say that their design is the most interesting among other designer labels but yet, lots of people ( especially people in Malaysia ) gila about it.

FYI, i had a not very good experience when i shopped at LV ( Chamgs-Elysees, Paris ) few years back. We went in the shop to get something ( also tumpang-ed by others ). The sales person was a bit rude and ignorant to us. She wasn't really keen to serve us until i took out my credit card ad told her i want that 2 bags. Immediately after that, she offered me drinks. KNS !!!

Back to LV. Now, i don't fancy designer labels. Both my Gucci namecard holder and BV wallet were gifts from friends. But personally i prefer BV more than LV. Maybe bcos i can see 'that monogram' berlambak kat merata jalan when we go shopping. At least BV's signature woven texture is subtle and more elegant ( to me lah ).

My question is, if money is not a problem, which one do you prefer?

LV? or BV?


Thanks to Petaling Street, NOW EVERYONE CAN LV! :P

no eye see 之 no see eye ...

Are you good at making eye contact? I know i'm not. In fact, i'm a too scared to do it.

As an instructor, we are suppose to make more eye contact with the members, just to show our appreciation and attention to the members. But i noticed that there's a few members in the class who like to look at me when they dance. Not looking at my body, but my face .. MY EYES. Cos whenever i ter-looked at them, sure our eyes will ter-looked at each other. ( 肥妹鬼和貼身膏藥是其中之二 ;p)

Sometimes i really dunno what to do, or how to respond. I tried not to look at them, but i can't. Cos these particular member likes to stand directly behind me. So whenever i look at myself in the mirror, i sure see another pair of eyes eyeing at me. Sien ahh !!!

What should i do?


How to avoid making eye contact without being rude or unfriendly?

2011 : produktif nyerr

Started my new year with a super busy schedule. I installed 2 CNY windows on 1st Jan itself. And today, another CNY window and 2 replacement classes. I think this is the first time i work on New Year's Day. Tiring but satisfying, cos i know i started my new year with a productive way. :)

How did you spent your New Year holidays?
To all those who are going to start working for the year 2011 tomorrow :
開工大吉

Latest addition to my 2010 Christmas gifts. Very meaningful gifts indeed ( my on interpretation lah ;p )

IKEA cup to keep my stomach warm and FULL ... ( health )
Gold coin chocolate to keep my bank account FULL ... ( wealth )
Lip balm to keep my Big Mouth lips moist and FULL ... ( look )
And a BOOK? ( err.. to make me LESS stupid? ;p )


請教一下，‘玉女心經‘是拿來做什麼的？
是拿來學做玉女？
還是學扮玉女來勾引別人的？;p