Monster Attack !!!

何為年兽？
就是那種一年才‘蒲頭‘一次的。
而且還是靠近新年的時候才出來。

那天和朋友談起現代年兽。
想一想，什麼東西是新年才出來的呢？
突然，我們笑了起來。還笑到給別人kuat。
因為我們都想到同樣的‘現代年兽‘人選。
那就是 ：

飄飄姐！！！！！

每次一看到飄飄姐，就知道要過年了。
飄飄姐，你真是現代年兽的表表著。哈哈。

年兽：Oo-Pa-Lat咯！誰來跟我搶飯碗？？！！

你的名字，他的姓氏

Received an email from my ex colleague ~ Ms Tan yesterday. She is finally going to tie the knot with her boyfriend of 10 years, which is working in the same company. I am very happy for both of them, cos they are nice people.

But suddenly i thought of something funny and weird ( as usual la ;p )

Cos after getting married, she will have to use her husband's surname. Now, the surname of her husband is Wan (溫).

So, after the wedding should i call her Mrs Wan or Madam WAN TAN ?

男人最怕入錯行，女人最怕嫁錯郎。
原來真的有它的道理所在。哈哈。
（當然，Ms Tan妳嫁給Alex是對的。祝：長長久久 ）

我要肥!!!

有沒有嚇到你一下，兩下，三百下？
我沒發燒，只是發瘟。
會有醬的想法，只因為一句話 ：

“瘦田無人耕，耕開有人掙“

於其浪費時間等別人來耕我，倒不如我先自救。
所以我決定了~
我要把自己變成一塊肥田！！


啋！不是這個肥田啦。
（有給我炸到的請舉手。哈哈。）

Merry Christmas 發大財

延續之前的entry....

Is it safe for me to say that most ( NOT ALL ) of the Chinese people are money minded? Cos if you listen to the Chinese New Year songs, most of them are money related. Earn more money la, get more gold la, kena Mah Piau la, stay big house la.....

What will happen if we apply the MATERIALISTIC element in the Christmas songs?

Twelve Days of Christmas ( 發大財version ) :

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
12 MAHPIAU striking
11 SERVANTS a-serving
10 財神 a-leaping
9 MISTRESSES dancing
8 CHILDREN a-milking
7 KOI a-swimming
6 BENZ a-lining
5 GOLDEN rings
4 SWAROSKI birds
3 French BUNGALOW
2 DIAMOND dove
and a partridge in a MONEY tree.

頓時整首歌變得有沒有很沒人情味，很現實？


Original Twelve Days of Christmas.

向左走，向右走

好掙紮。。。
又到了三岔口。。。

On my LEFT :
Low job satisfaction
Good reward

On my RIGHT :
Good job satisfaction
Average reward

你可能說我沒大志。
你可能說我不實際。
你可能說我沒出息。
但，我還是轉了右。

發大財！！！

我一向來都不怎麼喜歡過年歌。覺得很吵很煩。（除了去年紅遍全成的‘大團圓‘。因為講的是親情）

今天在Mid Valley的food court吃午餐。吃到很幸苦。因為他們狂播新年歌。還要是那種很'leong'的翻唱口水新年歌。

老土的Cha-cha beat，用的是經典福健歌‘一枝小雨傘‘的曲。歌詞簡單到不行。那個女人在短短的４分鐘唱了不下３０次的"發大財"。發財，發財，我聽了整個人發瘟，想砍人！！！



記得我college的senior很好笑。他把新年歌“發財！發財！“唱成“化Hai！化Hai“ （廣東音。You know what i mean ;p 哈。哈。）

注定吃這行飯

Sometimes i am quite amazed with myself. We know that people in creative line must be creative and always have those out-of-the-world ideas. I'm not saying that i am great in my job, but my dreams are definitely out-of-the-world!!!

Dream 1 :
There is some kind of new weapon which is very harmful. Or should i say anything will be dead once touched by it. I was so ' SUEY' that while i was holding that weapon, the liquid from the weapon kena my teeth. 4 of them, 3 upper and 1 lower. I was so sad cos when i smile, i can see 4 holes and it is so ugly!!!
( what? nothing special? wait for the second one... )

Dream 2 :
I am a man, a PREGNANT man!!! ( Now, this is not ridiculous, cos it happened in US ) I was so tired with the pregnancy. But still have to buy baby's stuff in IKEA. And i was so upset with my family, cos none of them want to go baby shopping with me.........

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???
Don't tell me about 日有所思，夜有所夢, cos never come across my mind that i will get pregnant!!!
（連夢都可以作到醬，還不是注定吃這行飯？哈。）

Thomas Beatie ~ The Pregnant Man, with his wife.

我有一把刀

前幾天幫Mooks排貨。看到有幾件new arrivals蠻好看的。
反正我還沒買新衣，就拿了幾件來試試看玩玩下。
選了較casual還帶點street look的短褲和printed tee。
好像還幾好看一下。於是穿著去問一問那些sales staff的意見。

誰知那18歲的sales staff小朋有只給了我四個字 ：

"寶刀未老“

瞎密？寶刀未老是醬用的咩？
還好他不是說“老當益壯“。
我沒有生氣，只是有點不知道現在的年輕人是怎樣想的。


就憑他那一句寶刀未老，我買了那些衣服。哈哈。

UGLY is the new PRETTY

我一向來都不是港劇迷。什麼家好月圓和珠光寶氣。不知道。
反而我喜歡看US的drama series。像Desperate Housewives, Cashmere Mafia和Ugly Betty。

那天終於等到Ugly Betty Season 3的DVD。回家迫不及待的馬上看完。
我不會也沒必要在這講它的內容。只是覺的新一季的Ugly Betty很不一樣。不再黑暗和醜陋。反而多了很多surprises和充滿了人性。

單純的Betty變美變時尚了 （頸部以下。哈）
霸道的Wilhelmina變容意妥協了
貪玩的Daniel變有責任感了
刻薄的Marc不再bitchy了（反而我覺得不是件好事。哈）
無知的Amanda長腦了

可能你不熟悉這些人物。只是覺的他們都不停的蛻變。
不知道三年後的我，又會怎樣？


人會變，月會圓。
但我會盡量保持我的‘廢‘。
因為那是我的優點。
不是嗎？

四是四，十是十。

是我太敏感嗎？
總覺的身邊好多中文人在講馬來話的時後都很造做。
由其是那些中文leejay。
在報交通時，往往把那些馬來路名‘鬼佬‘化。
不知道是他們的馬來語的程度差，還是在扮英語強。。。。。

Jalan Thunkhu Abdull Rahman往Jalan Thun Perakk，塞車。
Bukhitt Binthang一帶，情況良好。。。

Really beh tahan.
Please la. Respect the language.
The road's name is in Malay.
So please read it the CORRECT way.

If you want to at those 'bananas' who can't pronounce Chinese properly, then you prove that you are not one of those 'pisang'...



Repeat after me :
Tipah tertipu, tertipu, tipu, terTipah,
Tipah tertipu, tertipu, tipu, terTipah,
Tipah tertipu, tertipu, tipu, terTipah,
Tipah tertipu lagi.....

She's BACK !!!

For the record, i am not a fans of SURPRISES. Cos i am not very good in responding, especially if i'm in shock.

Went for lunch today with KK at The Gardens. Half way eating, i noticed that there's a woman ( ok lah, young lady ) standing next to my table and was staring at us, me. So i looked at her. OMG!!!! It's Win-ni, my beloved Biaomei!!! She is back from London. I was so happy and gave her a hug. And i was totally blank for few minutes cos too shock to see her.

Then only i found out that it was actually her plan to 'pakat' with KK to give me this surprise. Tak sangka busy people like him will help her with this. Long story short, i am very happy to see Win-ni, and thanks to KK for making this happened. It's definitely one of the best gift in 2009 so far. ( hahaha, it's only the 8th day of 2009 )

認識這兩位是我的驕傲和福气。


英國的手信 ：‘古池‘namecard holder和double-decker keychain. 感謝Win-ni.

我阿媽係女人。

I always have difficulties buying long pants. Thanks to my 5:5 body proportion. If i can wear a pants nicely, that means there's problem with the pants' cutting. ;p

So i was at the S&K today, trying to buy a cargo pants for class. The sale staff was too 'helpful' that he keep on showing the new arrivals to me. I smiled to him and told him that i only wear pants of certain cutting. Cos my legs are short, not nice when i wear that type of cutting.

Then he gave me a very 'useful' tips :
"Actually if your legs are longer, you can wear slim fit pants or skinny jeans which is in trend now. We have some designs which is very nice."
( X你！鬼唔知阿媽係女人啊？If my legs are longer worr... ）
Luckily my mood was ok today. So i just smile to him and walk away. Of else, he will be my 2009 open year (開年) victim!


Do you know that the name of this 'short-legged' chicken is called " Ayam Katek"?

我唔係潮人

身邊有很多人都很崇拜名牌和最新的gadget。
我自認沒有他們那麼有錢和興趣去追那種潮流。
在這和你們分享我的property.

我的handphone :
算得上是世面上最affordable/economic的model。平常只用來接打電話和send sms。高檔和multi-function的i-phone只會讓我這I.T.白痴頭痛。

我的i-pod :
當初買的原因也是因為方便教class。但我買的只是最基本的model-nano. 那天有人show off他的i-pod touch，我知到我還沒有那個需要。

我的wallet :
很多人都有名牌皮包。好像是基本需要，由其是creative line的人。但你萬萬都想不到吧？我用的可是便宜的‘您老媽‘皮包。那天有收到禮物，是ＢＶ的皮包，但不捨得用。因為我用東西很粗魯。怕弄壞。


總結：
我買的東西要有"３用" ："會用，能用和夠用" 就好了。不必有太多花巧。

我唔係潮人，但我氣勢絕不輸人！

他的前世。。。

Ah Seng 有個壞習慣，就是喜歡東張西望。
看路，看車，主要是看人。
不管是吃飯，走路或是工作。


有一天Ah Seng 問我，想信前世今生嗎？
我看一看他，沒說話。
他再問，我覺得我的前世會是怎樣的。

我說 ：
我的前世就不清楚。但你的前世我就很肯定。
你前世一定是‘掃描机‘ ( scanner ) 。
所已今世不停的在'scan'人。


keep scanning .. keep keep scanning .......

韓之旅 （下）

It's all about love...

I LOVE shit....
There's this pancake that they make it in the shape of shit with red bean paste in it. Very tasty, and funny.


我愛屎餅。看到嗎？我冷到鼻子在流水。哈哈。

I LOVE Nanta...
One show that you must watch if you go to Korea. It's Nanta. Stomp performance using kitchen utensils. Very creative and entertaining. I like it cos besides watching the performance, they have a segment where they interact with the audience. So it's different from watching movie or musical. Decided to watch it last minute. Luckily still got ticket available.:)





I LOVE Japan. ( huh? it's Korea trip le...)
Yup, the conclusion of the trip is ~ I love Japan more than Korea. Maybe bcos of the culture, the place, the food, the language, the people and the enviroment. I just love Japan.:))

p/s : It was sleeting on the day i left Korea.

** almost forgot. i was trying to get a slightly longer hair wig ..just for fun cos always with short hair.. . and its so cheap in Korea. i tried, and i looked so ' AQUA-licious' and damn 'AH-GURL-LEE'....hahahaha ( no pics )

韓之旅（上）

The minute i stepped out from the flight, i can see the whole area was covered with snow from the night before. It was so white, and so NEW to me. Really excited. And the bus journey from airport to hotel was very exciting. Cos i am seeing some scenery that i will never see in Malaysia. Took some pictures. Reached hotel, rested for a while. Then walked around to feel the snow.






Nothing much happened in this trip. As i said earlier, i didn't buy any thing for myself. No mood. But i think i am in love with Korean food. Especially the spicy and soupy ones.

Ginseng Chicken Soup

Seoul is packed with people all the time. A bit inconvenient for me cos don't feel comfortable to go to a crowded place. Plus i think their fashion sense there is not as good as Japanese. So nothing interesting to see oso. But i did passed by the JYP studio. ( JYP = agent for Rain, and other Korean artistes ). There's a group of mui-mui chais waiting at the entrance. Dunno waiting for who la, cos i am not a fan of Korean artiste ....

Massive Jam during Christmas Eve

Me@JYP

我。心胸

逢年過節，除了可以慶祝，還可以test一下自己的人气。因為會有很多人傳sms來祝賀你。

我自認人緣不是很好，朋友也不多。所已也不會收到一大堆的sms。
但沒關係啦。反正我的‘心胸也不寬‘，收那麼多也放不下。哈哈。

有沒有笑？
有就好。過年嘛，開心最重要。

我做到啦！

I set a target for myself earlier ~ to have 200 entries in my blog by the end of the year. And i made it !! For those who thought that i won't take blogging seriously when i i started to blog, SORRY to disappoint you. ;p

If you ask me what are my achievements in the year 2008, blogging is definitely in the list. Thanks to my lovely Biaomei, who inspired me to start my own blog. ( Biaomei, i love you, hahaha )With nothing much to share then to lots of nonsense now. Besides discovering my so-called talent in writting., mostly nonsense, i also have the chance to express myself better.

It's not easy for someone who is anti-social for me to meet strangers and develop a relationship. But i met some very nice people here. It's my pleasure to know you all.( tissue anyone? don't get me wrong, it's to wipe you vomit ;p ) So i tried to blog as often as possible, cos i know there's is some people out there who reads my blog.

Therefore, i will continue attacking you guys with my BIG MOUTH nonsense for the coming years. Wishing you guys, happy blogging and have a wonderful new year. :)

Lots of love.......
BIG MOUTH

I'm Back !

我回來了！先講兩件事：

第一 ：
我在Seoul的期間病了。我得了﹣‘沒有購物慾望症‘。因為除了買些食物給家人，我一件衣物都沒買。就是提不起勁。那些等著那souvenier的人，sorry啦。讓你們白等了。

第二：
這次旅行，我凍傷了。由其是腿和手臂。有圖為證。
為你我受冷風吹。。。。（蓮姐的歌。哈哈。）



回家真好！！！
More Korea stories, coming soon ~ January 2009.

Going North

I am about to experience something new and exciting for me in less than 24 hours ~ White Christmas !!!! Yup, i am going to Korea for Christmas. Really can't wait to see the snow. You might think that i am a JAKUN, but who cares? As long as i can get to experience something new in my life, you can call me whatever.

The purpose of the trip is mainly to see their Christmas decors and to take a short break before i start doing my tong-tong-qiang Chinese New Year set up immediately once i come back. And also to see how VOGUE the people are. Maybe i'll come back with a new look, for the coming New Year...hahaha

Just for you to know, i won't be updating or checking the blog for few days till 30th of December.
So, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all and try not to MISS ME too much ya?...LOL



By the way, i don't mind receiving Post-Christmas presents...lol.

誰要 SHARE-SHARE ???

明天要回家過冬。有湯圓吃，還有那有夠辣的薑湯。想起都流口水 ~ syiiok ahhh !!!

老人家說，幾歲就吃幾粒。算一算，walau ehh！我的要好大的碗才夠裝。但，一個人吃三十一粒好像有點over。

那有誰想要跟我share share? 有得吃free的，大家又可以一起欺騙自己扮年輕一下下。哈。



一人一半，感情不散。（好想吐 。哈 ）
冬至快樂。

好！經典。

今天發瘟在家翻看了TITANIC。天啊！醬多年了，還是那麼好看。一幕幕精彩的畫面，和那超感人的故事。我所說的不只是愛情，還有人性。看完後，整個人很down很down。連吃東西也很無奈。突然想起一件可笑的事 ：

十一年前我一個人在戲院看TITANIC。十一年後我一個人在家看TITANIC。

不管怎樣，TITANIC的卻是一部很好看，很經典的戲。所以我立志，也要像TITANIC一樣，成為經典。但，我有什麼是可以讓你們永遠記得的呢？

後記：發現十一年後的我，更成熟，更有人性了。

Mamma Mia ! Mamma Mia ?

Just came back from watching Mamma Mia , The musical at Istana Budaya.



Thanks a lot to my Skinny Santa ~ CK. May God bless you, stay handsome, stay fit and gorgeous forever. And that applies to me too ..LOL

Now, back to the musical. I am not going to tell too much details here. Maybe i was having a too high expectation on the musical, especially the dance choreography ( which is the only thing i know ). I felt that it was rather simple and too easy. What i want to say is, i think it was an OK show ( Phew !!! Luckily i got the ticket free ;p )

Mamma Mia, here i go again. My my, how can i resist you .... or NOT. ( personal opinion )



p/s : I am always proud to be a Malaysian, but not in the theatre. Cos it was so MEMALUKAN. I have to write that particular word in Malay, just in case dia orang tak reti Bahasa Inggeris.;p

'BEST'est tree in town

Everywhere is having Christmas display now. Which is your favourite?

Mid Valley ~ Cirque du Soleil inspired Christmas Circus?
The Gardens ~ Eden Christmas?
Pavilion ~ Super huge White Christmas tree?
KLCC ~ Same old same old giant Chritsmas tree?
One Utama ~ Alice in The Christmas-land?
Sunway Pyramid ~ Red Christmas?

Well, my favourite is the one in the pic.



Why? Why this one? What's so special about the tree? No dramatic display or extravaganza lighting?
It's special, because the tree is MINE. Standing proud at the corner of my living room. And the best things is, my name is on the tree too :) Nothing is as good as things that we are involved in.
Happy Christmas :)

總對自己有份動手做的事特別有feel.

JEALOUSnyerr...

I was buying my lunch at a mixed rice stall. Below are the conversation :

Kakak : Makan bungkus?

Me : Bungkus. Nasi separuh..... kurang lagi... ok.

Kakak : Makan bungkus?

Skinny guy next to me : Makan. Nasi tambah.. lagi.......lagi.......cukup.

Why lah? Why some people can eat the whole mountain but still maintain FLAT?
And my body will be bloated by just taking the breath harder ? ;(

Big Mouth ~ The TERMINATOR

I terminate :

~ forwarded message / sms
( please la, be original. a simple message like ' happy bday ' is much more meaningful than a long pretty and warm greetings but ended with someone else's name ;p )

~ linked / chained mail
( i am not a believer in getting good things after i send / sms the message to whatever number of people. i just believe in working hard to get what i want ! )

~ any living creature, even a pot of plants
( the easiet plant to take care ~ monkey palm, died in my living room. and my ex housemate's fighting fish, died in my hand after only one night )

~ immature people
( due to my age, i can't really stand those people with childish thinking, not necessary young ones ok? therefore, i only keep in touch with people that have matured thinking and can help me grow as a better person )

So next time, please think twice before you hand over anything to me or ask me to do anhthing for you. Cos i TERMINATE !!!

I'LL BE BACK !!!

UGLY danny

I was having lunch with some of my friends. And as usual, we bitches about everything....foods, friends and passerbys.

If you saw something UGLY ( or not pleasant, in a more civilised and polite way ), how are you going to categorise their level of UGLINESS? Here's what we got :

Stage 1 : Pretty UGLY
it's ugly but still acceptable if we close one eye

Stage 2 : Quite UGLY
a disaster that cannot be rescued

Stage 3 : UGLY, just UGLY
no more explaination for this

Stage 4 : FUGLY
yeah FUGLY = Fucking UGLY

Am not trying to offend anyone, just some nonsense that we got.


Ever heard of some a Chinese ryhme about the disappointment of seeing a lady with pretty backview, but the face was just...

後面一枝花，前面X你阿媽！

They like to move it move it

I've been online at the cyber cafe due to the internet problem for the past few days. And when i told me friends about it, they all laughed at me. Cos to them, cyber cafe is a seafood junction. I have to agree with them. Cos i was surrounded by high cholestrol creatures all the time when i online there.

But luckily the cafe that i go is quite clean and no one is smoking inside. And most of them are Chinese. At least not very DARK~ hihihihi.

But i can't help but to look at them while browsing the web. Cos something caught my attention. Their fingers are really FAST. It was like non stop typing all the time. Not sure what kind of game they are playing. But it was nice to listen to the sound of typing keyboard in a super speed beat. And very rythmic as well. Weird, but very relaxing to me...;)

Maybe i should learn from them on that skill. Then can apply on my job. Super speed fingers...

SEAFOODS, i salute you ;)



They like to move it move it... real fast !!!

i LOVE wrapping

Some people like to receive gifts, some like to unwrapped gift. But for me, the part that i enjoyed most is when i WRAP the gift. Not sure what is the main reason but i just like to give the present a very nice a nd attractive packaging. That's why i am in the VM line la.. all about packaging and presentation...

FYI, i am a person that hate to share the same thing with lots of people. I don't want to be normal. I want to be special ( still trying ;p ). Therefore, i always plan and make extra effort when i comes to gift wrapping.

My color theme for this year's Christmas gift is ~ brown and black. BROWN & BLACK? So not Christmas , you might think. Why not gold and silver? Or red and green? But with a little bit of extra magical Big Mouth touch ( vomiting.......), it will be so unique and Christmasy at the same time.



My personal Christmas gift packaging for this year. I think it's my best Christmas packaging so far. What do you think? Oh, and notice that ribbon is in single knot, not double. Something that i like, just being different.

HO HO HO .....

S.O.S

I used to have not very good impression on those who always sit at the cafe, working ( or some just pretending ) with their laptops. To me, they are just showing off a certain lifestyle that i am not really impressed of.

Unfortunately, i've been doing the same thing for the past few days. Cos the internet service at my area is down. i think most probably bcos of the landslide near my area. And when i called people from streamyx, nothing help. they tend to get a shock when i told them that i am a MAC user.

Err..encik, MAC saya kurang pasti la... ( same answer from 4 customer service )

So now, ladies and gentlemen..
I would appreciate if anyone out there who is good in MAC to help me on the problem. Cos i am an I T blind. Totally helpless when there's an I T problem..

Why lah? Why i have to face all these problems...


S.O.S. !!!!!
( Saya Orang Susah ) ~ 命苦啊！！！！！

Excuse me, sir ...

I was at Ampang point area doing some set up for my client. Since i was there earlier than their business hour, i decided to wait by the road side in front of the shop. The funny thing is, people starts to ask me for directions. Not once or twice.

Excuse me, mana Jalan Mamanda 1?

Excuse me, where is the Post Office?

Excuse me, is there any handphone shop nearby?


"EXCUSE ME, YOU THINK I WALKING INFO COUNTER AH?"
My mom told me not to speak to strangers. Furthermore, have you ever seen an INFO COUNTER staff with such good taste in clothing? ( Tripple eye-rolls ;p )

Skinny Santa

After that busy and tiring 3 weeks, i finally can do things in a more relaxed pace. The first thing that i did is SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Then EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. What's next? It's will be my favourite job of the year~ Christmas shopping.

As you know, i don't really go out and mix around with people. Therefore, i appreciate the few close friends that i have. They helped me a lot especially when i am down. Since Christmas is the time to be grateful, i think the least thing taht i can do is show them my gratitude ~ Christmas gift.

I normally won't go for branded stuff, as i am a poor guy. But my friends normally extremely happy with the things that i bought. Cos i select each gift based on the person. And it reflect my personality and taste as well.



making a list, checking it twice
be good to me, and you'll get my surprise :)

( guess i'll be the skinniest Santa you ever met. HOHOHO )

我得佐啦。

It's been a really busy and tiring 3 days for me, as i was in the BodyJam Instructor Training. My body was so dead, as if was raped by thousands of people. Joints were sore and brain was nothing functioning well.

It was a bit different this time cos there's just 5 of us doing the program, which i felt good. Cos the trainer will have more time and focus for each of us. Made new friends as well. 4 Malaysians and 1 a girl from Maldives. The result? I PASSED, as a Trainee Instructor. I almost cried when the trainer told me that i passed and gave me my letter. Cos i was so stressed for the past few weeks. With lots of projects and classes going on that made me lost concentration. But now i am so relief.




Now, i will have to decide wether to continue doing the follow up procedures to become an actual BodyJam Instructor, or just hold on to it till i have the time to do it.

二奶命

The staff performance competition project is finally over. We got second place for the performance. It's better than what i expected. Cos the rest of the group were quite strong as well. Syukur Alhamdulilah.

We were the second runner-up last year. And this year we got second again. Hopefully we will improve next year.

這就是所為的二奶命嗎？
有聽說：大婆有腦力，二奶有美麗。
如果可以選，膚淺的我當然選美麗啦。哈哈。

p/s: will post the pics of their performance once i got it.

Copy Cat

真的忍無可忍了。
你差不多每個星期都抄我的東西。你不覺的羞恥的嗎？
要抄也抄得高招點啦。
照版煮碗，還要給我發現。
別人一看就知道是我的東西。誰叫我的風各太明顯。

當初我已新人的身份來跟你報怨給人抄，你還很大方的已前倍的身份叫我別太計交。
原來那也是那麼不付責任的人。
我瞧不起你，這個無恥的‘考備貓‘。

不食人間煙火。

I don't hate smokers. I have a lots of friends who are smoking. As long as you don't blow the smokes to me, then i'm ok.

But there is one thing that i am not comfortable with smokers is ~ cigarette break. I mean you can take the break whenever you want, but not when you are working in a team with others. I used to have a team in BI who are really smokers. They tend to break every 30 minutes. Wasting my time only. Cos i can't do anything by myself. So i have to wait for them to finish they 'magic stick.'

And another thing is they will immediately lit up a cigarette once they finished their meal.
他們說 ：飯後一枝煙，快了似神仙。
然後我就會冷冷的接下一句：
食多幾枝啦，好快就可以食香啦。


我不食人間煙火, 但我不是小龍女。哈哈。

Grrr..... Grrr......

Most of the people think that i am an easy-going and not calculative person. I am. Cos i don't like complications. But doesn't mean that you can that advantage on me. I know my friends won't do that to me, but my clients will.

For that, i will try to change my image. ( At least in front of them ) I want them to know that i am also a very stern person, besides my cheerful personality. Especially when it comes to budget and quotations. Cos they like to slash my price, and i am normally very weak at defending or rejecting.

So, what is the solution to change the look? Since i can't afford to do a facial makeover, i decided to get a pair of glasses. Something that will make me look more serious and fierce.


Macam mana? Ada garang kah?
唔好已為我人好就亂殺我價。

天才。地才

Today is the full dressed rehersal for the group of staff that i am teaching for their Annual Dinner performance. Everything went well, except for one thing. There is this one staff that is a bit disappointing. Not that he can't dance or perform. But i think the main problem is his attitude. Cos he is not good, yet never try to improve himself. He is not playing the main role in the performance, but definitely will affect the total presentation.

To the few that have dance basic, thank you for making my life easy. I saved a lot of energy dealing with you guys. You are just .. 天才。

To those that is not good in dancing but tried very hard to reach my expectation, i appreciate your hard work and patience. Don't worry about the performance. Just enjoy it. And for that effort, you guys are just the so called ... 地才。

And to YOU, i've given up on you. Keep doing what you are good in .... be a super 廢才。


我明白不是每個人都可以上舞台。但如過不試就永遠上不了台。

Clock in Clock out

前天跟Chris, Yi, SK還有Tagnan喝茶的時候，Tagnan說了一句很有意思的話。

人，會不會在下了班之後就做一些和工作大大相反的事？

比如說：
上班時比需很正經八百，下班後會不會變廢到不行？
工作以守時為前提，收工後變只帶心情不帶錶？

我承認，我上下班真的有點不一樣。
平時的我‘吱‘都不笑，但一上台就四万醬的嘴。噢，不對，以我的嘴形，應該是八万！哈哈。

那你又會不會是醬的人呢？