Showtime Blues

上回說到從做秀拿經驗。那現在我就說說做秀的經曆吧。我做秀的資曆不算深，因為都是做freelance的。在工作不忙時才接秀的。雖然做的秀不多，但也有滿多的難忘，搞笑和難堪的經驗。

最難忘的秀
It was the Merdeka Countdown show in front of Sg Wang. 1st time countdown in a very spacious and comfortable area ~ backstage. Met lots of artistes there, such as HOCC, Gary Cao, Fan Wei Chyi, Lin Yu Zhong dan lain-lain. We were so into Gary that time where we posed long-long during the ending so that our friend can take pictures of us with Gary..lol. BTW, FFFWC is kind of LCLY ( no offense to FF fans )

最大陣仗的秀
A joint production between Astro and Indonesian tv station at Arena of Stars. And it's a live telecast! Sheila Majid was one of the performers and she was so sporting. Cos she was there sitting with us in the dancers room and bitch about those Indonesian...hahaha. Everyone was so tensed but i think we did a great show. BTW, very good pay. ( Tak sangka Indonesia got such big budget ;p )

最malu的秀
It was an annual dinner show for dunno which company. We did a Brazil Mardigras number where all of us wore lots of feathers and colorful ribbons. Suddenly, the ribbons on my wrist get caught in between the feathers on my headgear. 打死結. I can't do anything that i just keep on smiling and slowly go off the stage. SWEAT!!!
Oh ya, talk about malu. I once fly-skirt ( 飛裙露底 ) on Sg Wang's centre stage. I forgot that I was wearing a Scottish kilt and i happily go and did a big turn. So basically everyone can see my skimpy shorts....

最令人摸不著頭腦的秀
Also an annual dinner show. FYI, we only have less than 3 minutes to change the overall costumes in between songs. And that day i am the LEAD !!! Cos i am the smallest size male la... It was an African number where we were topless with a leopard print cloth wrapped around the waist and barefoot. For the ending pose, they have to lift me up and i have to strike a wild pose. And i did.... together with my WHITE SOCKS which i forgot to take off during changing.... Can you imagine a wild African wearing white socks? ;p

Hmm... talking about the show, i can go on and on....
You know la, old people like to talk about their past....


p/s : The song that is playing now is the song for my 1st performance as a dancer ~ In Your Eyes ( Kylie Minogue )

你是什麼底？

The ONE question that i am frequently asked in the studio is : " Danny, what is your dance genre? Or what is your basic? "

Err... basic? I have no basic. That's what i told them. I learned everything when i was doing shows. Cos as a dancer, we have to do all sorts of shows and dance numbers. From latin to hip-hop, jazz to traditional. Almost everything. And there's where learned and i slowly try to adapt all the differences on the moves, styles and attitude. And then slowly transform it to my own style.

So, i am proud to say that i am a dance instructor with half-pail knowledge. But luckily i still can conduct a not bad class. Cos i kind of know the mentality of the members. Basically they are there to sweat through a fun way ~ DANCE. They are happy as long as they got the steps and sweat at the same time. No super duper artistic choreography needed. Cos if they want that, they would have gone to the proper dance academy, not gym studio.

FYI, I always try to fill up the empty half .. with lots of hard work on the choreography, communications with members and a big warm smile whenever i conduct a class. Hopefully that will work. :)

p/s: 如果你問我的人生會是什麼底，我的答案是 ~ 賤底。那你呢？又是什麼底？

我的獨家Plasma

Went out for lunch with the Vice President of Persatuan Mulut Laser Malaysia yesterday. Then we saw a skinny Malay guy passed by.

Me : 真羨慕他，醬扁身。穿skinny jeans最好看了。

VP : 美是美啦。但他父母一定做很多壞事的。要不然為什麼會 “生仔無屎忽“ ？屁股扁到醬，一點肉都沒有。。。

Me : （很用力的 guat 著VP ）

VP : Opps.... sorry。不小心 shoot 到你。哈哈。

FYI, there are some words that is a bit sensitive to me.. such as 'short', ' flat ass', ....

我每天在class裡對members說自己的臀部為35.5吋的plasma tv。哈哈。


注 ：我也只那臀部是扁的，其他部位都圓到不行。。。:(

Set The Bar

剛才在打包lunch時，看到一桌 aunty 和她的三個孩子。應該都還在念小學吧。本來沒什麼的，但那aunty犯了Auntie Act 1 ( public announcement )，讓我聽見和他們的對話。原來他們在討論孩子們的考試成績。看樣子好想不是很理想，要不然她就不用醬大聲啦。

“我跟你們講啊。下次如果那一科再考少過７０分的話，就給我打！“

天啊！什麼道理啊？set醬的target。會不會太過份啊？少過７０分 “才“ 打 ？？！！想當年我們啊，考９０分都要給媽媽罵或中打。都怪我姐啦，set醬高的bar給我們。怪不的她是我們四個最會念書的。害到我們都得向她看齊。不過話說回來，也要謝謝媽媽的高要求，才能造做也今日靈活的頭腦，能無所不賤。哈哈。

想問問你們小時候，有沒有中set bar啊？
那高不高呢？


望子成龍。。。你成了嗎？

安娣正傳

I was at Mid Valley last week setting up display for my client. Since it was the school holidays, the mall was packed with aunties and kids. While i was doing my thing, i noticed that there are actually something funny about aunties. I'm not saying ALL, but most of them are. And these are what tend to do in general :

Auntie Act 1 ~ Public announcement with built-in speaker in them. Their volume will remained high wherever they go.
" Ah Boy, 叫你不要亂跑有沒有聽到啊！！！？？？"
( 不只你的 Ah Boy 聽到，連三樓的 sales girl 和 basement 的 security guard 都聽到啦。）

Auntie Act 2 ~ Last come first served. The word 'QUEUE' never appear in their dictionary. All they care is themselves.
" Excuse me, 可以幫我包起來嗎？要送人的。 可以快點嗎？ 我趕時間。 "
( 好好好。等我包完你前面這三位“食飽無事等屎坷“客人的東西，再來幫你噢。)

Auntie Act 3 ~ Love to share with the world. There is nothing that they can't tell.
" Miss, 這件褲太小了。有沒有34號啊 ？“
（ 安娣，你真大方。把你的‘福气‘跟大家分享。 ）


Any other actions or attitudes that can be categorized under "Aunty" ?
Do you have anyone like that around you?
Or... are you one of them? ( be it male or female ;p )

Aim High

一位舊同事在我們面前 complain（炫耀）她男友的缺點。我認識她男友。並不是她講的那辦差。但我沒出聲，只坐在那靜靜的聽她說鳥話。（噢，不對。應該是‘海‘話才對。）

她 ：他真的很沒用。叫他買ＬＶ給我都要叫很久才肯買。賺醬多都沒用，那些錢都不知到用去那裡。每天做工說壓力大，又不去找別的工作。但他應該蠻難找新工的。臉醬臭。有不會做人。又矮。還有。。

我 ；要醬高來做麼？方便抹風扇啊？
（賤嘴終於忍不住了。。。因為，本人對‘矮‘這個字有一點sensitive。。。)


我沒有六尺高，但我會待你好。。。

潑辣比一比

同樣的問題，我問了兩個人。
剛好兩人的結論都一樣 ~ 打！
但兩人的出手有點不同。

甲 ：是我的話就一拳sai 9他！

乙 ：是我的話就一巴kam 9他！

一個間單的問題就能反應出誰比較潑辣了。哈哈。

周年慶

Yep... today is the 365th day since the day i started blogging.
Lots of things happened within this period.
Lost something, gained even more.
Looking back at my very first entry...

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Title : NEW ARRIVAL
Dated : 24/3/08

ta...daa....

i know i know...its a bit over...
but hey, it took me years to have the courage to create my own blog..
cos i...i...dunno what to write...
but i'll try my best...

so, u guys out there...
wait for some rubbish n nonsense form me la..;)

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And i did!!!
I mean the part where i dumped lots of nonsense and craps in my blog. And i am definitely loving it. It felt even better when i know that you people out there "love" my nonsense too !!! ( hope that it's not too much to use the word LOVE )

And also from blogging in English to learning how to type Chinese.

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(my very first Chinese entry )

Title : 我要做個有錢人！！
Dated : 27/4/08

有人跟我說過：

（廣東話）
二趾長過公，做死一世窮。




我呸 ！
我要發達。
我要做個有錢人！
我要做個有錢人！！
我要做個有錢人！！！

( 喊夠了沒？夠了就去開工！！！;p )

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Thank you everyone who visited, commented, supported and ignored my blog. A big THANK YOU to Win-ni ( my biaomei ) who inspired me and also the first to drop a comment in this blog ( 26/3/08 ).

Lastly, just like what i said one year before :

" I'll try my best, wait for MORE rubbish and nonsense from me la .. ;) "


p/s : Happy Birthday ~ Big Mouth !!! ( No blog, no Big Mouth )
也祝我：繼續‘賤‘光四射！！！


pp/s : 那些說我三分鐘熱度的人，祝你們：大富大貴！

To fart or not to fart

Do you fart in front of your loved one?
Are you too scared to show the real you in front of him/her?
Or are you worried that he/she will tease you for the rest of your life?

I think all that matters here is the 'FACE DOWN' phase.
What? There's phases for farting?

Now, if you accidentally farted once, he/she might take the advantage to tease you. But if you willing to put down your 'FACE' and do that few more times in the future, he/she will have no reason to tease you anymore. There, your solution to run away from the fear of being teased.

Sometimes you just have to get yourself dirty in order to get the job done. No pain, no gain.

祝 ：放屁愉快

Ampun maaf kepada sesiapa yang berasa tersinggung.... dalam dan luar...;p

引和惹之間

你知道“引“和“惹“最大的分別是什麼嗎？

引 ~ 由我們本身出發。要有一定的動作才能得到它。
惹 ~ 由他人出發。通常不是我們想要的東西或事物。

很不幸的，兩著都在我身上報到。而且還是同時發生在gym裡。

雖然是個dance instructor，但有時還是在gym裡希望得到別人的欣賞。所已我努力的跳，希望能 ”引“ 來他人的眼光。也不知道是否我的身分而讓他們不敢接近我。每每只是站在遠方看。別害羞啦，來啦來啦。我不會把你吃掉的。

也因為我是個dance instructor，所以對members也會比較friendly。但偏偏就有那些不關事的人收錯signal，為我 “惹“來了不少麻煩。我也不能做什麼，因為他們是米飯班主。只能不斷的推約。希望人家會自討無趣，趕快醒來吧。


拉或推？引或惹？
天啊！保佑我，醜的不靈好的靈。

命中注定 On The Beat

不知道是天生的，還是職業病。
發現我走路的時後，會有點像跳舞醬，有節拍的。
如果聽音樂的話，會更明顯的跟著beat走。

習慣聽著i-pod在街上走。
看我走路的速度，就會知到我是在聽快歌或是慢歌。
很多人以為我在趕時間。但我只是不由自主的被beat帶著走。
好累啊。

人家走路有風，我卻走路有beat。
吹咩？哈哈。


Was at Sunway Pyramid the other to touch up some VM for my client. As i was busy rearranging the merchandises, i noticed that the 2 staffs was staring and laughing at me. So i asked them:

Me : Ooi. What laugh-laugh? No need do ah?

Them : Danny, how come you looked like you are dancing when you walk? Cos i see you slide here and there with the shirts on hand. Funny la. Haha.

Me : Got meh?( 心虛ing ) Your fault la. Who ask you to play such nice music in the shop? ;p

I'm FRAMED

I normally share or complain things to my close friend. From work, life to anything that bothers me. And whenever i finished my complaints, he will just look at me with his very cold face. And came back to me with the same conclusion ~ YOU ARE FRAMED!

FRAMED?!

Yes, i think i am basically framed.
I set too many restrictions in whatever i do.
So that i will get the best result.
I care too much on how people looked at me.
So i tried very hard to be the one that they liked.
I am a very kaisu and kiasi person.
So i set targets too high that it's actually dragging me down.


I am trying very hard to let go on all the restrictions and stupid ego. I know i'll have to run through that huge wall in front of me. It won't be easy and it might take some times. But i think it's time for me to do the right thing. At least this time, i set the CORRECT target for myself, i guess....



太多的框框把自己弄得太累。
正在努力的過那最難的一關 ~ 自己。

F*ck You Very Much :)

( Those who are under 18, please go away...shooooooooo !!! This entry is no good for you. )

Thanks to my hairstylist, Arwin, who introduced her to me. Who? Her ~ Lily Allen, a young and upcoming singer from UK. The main thing that attracted me is the way she sings. Not to forget the lyrics, which is so fun yet real.

Here's 2 clips of from her latest album. MUST listen... dun pretend just browse and then leave comment ok? ;p

Song 1 : F*ck You
There's so many way to express your feelings by saying the "F" word. And i'm definitely loving her way ....犯賤。原來咒人也可以這麼的調皮。哈哈。從此以後，"F*ck You" 變得無比的可愛。Going to use this song to teach in the class... wonder if the members can take it or not..


Song 2 : The Fear
I am very positive that the song is al about me ..
Part of the lyrics..

"Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner
Now everything's cool as long as I’m getting thinner"

有無好抵死？哈哈。

放棄。大便。

I went to the studio slightly earlier today to study some choreography. When i reached the studio, i saw Annie ( Body Step instructor ) was there practising her new step routine.

Me : 哇。甘勤力啊？係度new launch geh steps?

Annie : 無變。今晚有tuition，到宜家都重未熟steps。真是唔急屎都唔挖窿。你geh咧？搞惦啊？

Me : 我？我已經不坷好唻啦。哈哈。


能夠堅持，不等於一定就是個強漢。
同樣的，放棄有時也不一定是弱著。
只要是對的，有時放棄也會很快樂。
起碼我是這麼想的。所以我放棄了。

你join了嗎？

Went to buy something at One Utama just now. Paid and went out from the shop. Then went for lunch. While waiting for them to serve my food, i checked the details on the receipt again. And i was shocked. Can't believe my eyes ...

中年聚樂部。。。 我join了。

Can TALK !?

I once asked a friend to describe me.

"You ah? You are blah blah, blah blah blah, and also can TALK. "

Hmm.. i wonder what is the actual definitions of 'CAN TALK '.

Can Talk = 講得? OR 傾得?

講得。。。
一輪嘴的講。自己講自己爽。旁人可能沒機會加入話題。
傾得。。。
和朋有擁有共同的話題和思想。可以有很好的談話互動。

Those who have met me or already know me, please clarify.
Thank you for helping me to know me better. :)


Can talk? Can talk! Trying to know myself better....

斗牛

不是西班牙斗牛。
更不是三對三的街頭籃球。

說的是我的牛脾氣。
出了名沒耐性和固執。
遭殃的是我身邊的好友和家人。
想想真的很不應該。

還有還有，我駕車時也蠻牛的。
你如過要割過我，高興的話，我會讓你割。
不爽的話，再怎樣我也不會讓你割。
定多斗看誰比較牛啦。

但隨著年齡的增長，脾氣好像比較收斂了。
我會盡量去控制，不讓它醬容意暴發。
再說，都一把年級了，難道還要學那些小伙子,扮血氣方剛咩？
我知道我們華人有十二生肖。
但牛脾氣的我，每年都在過‘牛‘年。

真金不怕紅爐火。

昨天，那位‘食飽無事等佬Ｘ‘的姐姐又來搞破壞了。這次，她背著我叫別的members過檔去隔壁的class。還不斷的數落我的不是。還好，‘她精我也不笨‘，我當然也事先已經在別的members那裡得知隔壁班的info。

她們會來我的class就是因為喜還我教的方式。當初接手時那class才有小貓幾只，到現在的平均每個class２５位。我自問我很努力，很努力的把它build起來。而且最高興的就是看到姐姐們不斷的帶她們朋友來join我的class。

真金不怕紅爐火。別誤會，說的不是我有多自大，而是我對自己因該有的信心。所以，在此想對那位搞屎棍說：‘大姐，你省省吧。我是不會醬容意被你打倒的。‘

小心接招，我可有一身的‘好陰功‘。哈哈。

你好，我是。。。

有誰可以解示給我聽，一下兩個名稱有什麼分別？
因為當別人用後著醬我時，總覺的有一點不舒服。

“Danny : The Big Mouth“ vs “Big Mouth Danny“

I know they might have the same meaning but somehow the 1st one sounds better. Don't you think so?

獻醜啦。。。

Here here..

The video of the dance demo which i did last Saturday for one of the fitness centre that i teach. All the steps are quite basic and simple, as we want to attract more people to try, not to scare them away with those super-duper So U Think U Can Dance dance styles. Furthermore, i am definitely not at that level.

I was so freaking nervous that day, knowing that my WHOLE family is there to watch and support me. ( FYI, my house is just 5 minutes away from the mall ) If i'm not mistaken, this is officially the 1st time i shake my old ass in front of my dad. How can i be not nervous on that? So i did some mistakes on the steps, but i guess it still look not bad. Hopefully it will be better next week, cos they won't be there...hahahaha..;p


不好意思，在此獻醜了。如果看了令你不舒服的話，thousand apologies。
話說回來，看完了video，我突然覺的我像一種動物。
你覺的呢？什麼動物最貼切？

Best Compliments !!!

Met my old friend at Mid Valley yesterday and she gave me a very good compliment. Or should i say, she said something that i want to hear.
What compliments would you like to receive?

~ You look great !? （ 不，我一直都沒有好看過 ）
~ Your skin looks so radiant !? （ 不，我的臉油得像剛polish醬 ）
~ Your hair is nice !? （ 不，我頭髮粗得像wire一樣 ）
~ Nice outfit !? （ 不，不用你講我也知道;p ）
~ Cute little hand bag !? （ 不，我的包包大到可以裝兩只雞 ）

But for me, the only thing that i really want to hear is ~

"What happened to you? You look SLIMMER now !"

Haha....very shallow rite? But who cares?
As long as it makes me happy for the rest of the day! ;p

原來我不pro。。。

I always thought that a class is good when the members are satisfied. Therefore, i tried to conduct the class with all my heart. Just to make sure that the members enjoyed themselves during attending my class. Thank God, they always walked out from the studio with a smile in their face. And no complaints from the management yet. So i thought i did a good job.

Today i spoke to a regular member after the class. She said :
"Danny, you looked happier today. As compared to the week before. "

And then it hit me just like that. Is it that obvious?
Remember that i was feeling down the whole of last week? Although i tried to cheer and laugh with them in the class, somehow it still show on my face that i was not in the mood. And just when i thought that i was doing well conducting the class all this while .....

I am truly very sorry to all my members, for my un-pro attitude. I'll try to be better in the future. And for me to realize a fact : Everything will be good, when you are doing it from the bottom of your heart.

深深的明白，做什麼東西都要‘發自內心‘。醬才能達到最好的效果。

貧民富翁

( 不好意思 SK, 借你的題目用一下 )

說的當然不是那部拿了無數大獎的電影。
人家是從貧民變成富翁。而我明明是貧民但卻需要做些‘假‘富翁的事。

自問年薪沒有幾百万，但就被逼擁有４個銀行戶口。我也不想啊。我平時對錢財管裡都沒興趣。現在還要manage４個accounts。有夠'pekcek'啊！
每次有payment進來時都要好像有幾百万身家醬，一間間bank去transfer錢。真的是多塊魚。

Maybank ~ Personal / Freelance VM payments

RHB ~ Ex companies salaries

Public Bank ~ Truefitness payments

CIMB ~ Chi Fitness payments ( 今早剛開的）

我知道很多人都有好幾個bank account。但為何我的accounts總是沒什麼看頭咧？

p/s: I'm going to do a Dance Demo on Saturday, 7/3 ( 8pm ) and 14/3 ( 5pm ) at Jusco Bandar Baru Klang. If you happened to be free or somewhere nearby, please do come and support us. And also see how i shake my OLD ASS for the sake of MONEY .... (sigh) ;p

健身中心殺人事件

Gym是一個很健康的的方。可以健身又可以擴大你的朋有圈。但gym也是也個充滿地雷的是非地。

剛開始教class時，有聽其他instructor講過關於member complain的事。這些大多數是姐姐們。因為吃飽太得空，就聚一起講是非。有發生過她們亂亂講話，弄到某位instructor被開除。所已叫我要小心這班姐姐們。還好，so far so good。她們還算蠻喜歡我的class。

但今天不小心給我聽道有位大姐在跟她的姐妹團說關於我的事。其中有一件事是無中生有的。讓我嚇到。看不出她那個樣子，原來是‘搞屎棍‘。從今天開始，我會盯著她。看她還有沒有亂說話。免得我無端端給她弄死。

那位大姐，以後講話請三思。
別忘了，我可以讓妳們慾仙，當然也可以讓妳們慾死。

The Talented Foursome

無意中看見了張小時候的照片。才發現，原來我家的四個小孩都是‘彈得之人‘。

大姐很會彈鋼琴，每次家裡需要配樂的時候都會叫她彈。她的兩個孩子也可能有遺傳到這才華。有時偶爾會表演‘亂彈‘。記的妹妹們好像也會彈吉他。也聽過她說在佛堂有學彈古箏。但現在好像沒什麼看到她們動那些樂器了。

而我呢？當然也不是省油的燈。雖然小時候爸媽沒送我去學彈樂器，但我也很掙氣。不斷努力的自修。我主修‘彈人‘，副修‘彈東彈西‘。到現在我想我的level也不低了。

有誰懷疑我的彈功？或太得空沒事做想給我彈彈看？
來嘛，彈彈看嘛。有病彈病，沒病彈到你高興。

黃門‘四彈家‘。我以你們為榮。

p/s : 之前答應過自己，一定要彈回來。And here i am ! :)
Thanks everyone for your concern and wishes. 也讓我更懂的家人和朋友的重要。

蕩。彈

（ 對不起，今天沒廢話講 ）

這幾天一連串大大小小的失望，已把我整個人狠狠的蕩到了谷底。好久好久沒那麼down了。之前所準備的一切都白廢了。原本該做的事也沒什麼心情去完成。一直很懶散的在拖。非到dateline也不會去動它。還有還有。經過了這些事，發現除了工作之外，我好像越來越不想見任何人了。平時已經不太出門，現在更不用想了。恐怖！

知道很不應該，但真的怎樣都提不起勁。所以給了自己多幾天時間再盡情的去down。因為我知道，當我蕩到最底時，我一定會彈回來。而且會彈得比之前更高。

這幾天給自己的心理健設 ：
有期望就可能有失望，但失望並不代表絕望！！！

Boo-Lii

Went to watch Puteri Gunung Ledang : The Musical with Shinji and Kristen just now. This is actually my second time watching it. To be honest, i think that it is getting better and better as compared to the one i watched 3 years ago. Lots of additional elements and new music arrangements. Not going to elaborate on the musical ( cos you can check out the reviews from those the medias ), but i'm glad that both of them liked the show.


好啦，入正題。
記得三年前到意大利旅行時，發生了件好玩的事。那些鬼仔一看到我們幾個黃皮膚走在一起，就開是亂叫boo-lii, boo-lii。剛開始我們還有點blurr。過後才發現原來他們在叫我們Bruce Lee。因為有點不耐煩，於是我的朋友就喊回去 ：

Bruce 你老母！！！一D知識都無。人地明明係Puteri Gunung Ledang來geh麻。

Happy Meal, please...

I was at The Gardens this morning to touch up some display. After that, went to McD to have lunch with one of the staff. Now, don't think that i'm going to blog about their service of the food they served.

Half way eating, i felt some differences on the set that i ordered. It seems that today's set is more delicious than usual. But it couldn't be. Then i realized that the differences is not on the meal, but on the enviroment. I am actually having my meal with SOMEONE. Cos i am used to take breakfast, lunch or dinner ALONE. And of cos, there's nothing special on eating alone. I think the last time i eat with friends most probably is at that SEAFOOD Gathering at Mid Valley. And having meals with friends actually makes the meal better.

I guess i am missing the feeling of having meals with friends. And i strongly agree that no matter how expensive or delicious the meal is, it will definitely taste better with the company of good friends.

愛搞自閉的我突然很懷念一起吃飯的日子。


How much is a "HAPPY MEAL"?

客家。福健。傻傻分不清楚

今天教完class和班姐姐們閑聊一下下。
突然一位姐姐對我說 ：

她 ：Danny,你是不是福健人？
Her : Danny, are you a Hokkien?

我 ：不是啦。我是客家人。
Me : No la. I'm a Hakka.

她 ：是嗎？我還以為你和我一樣是Penang福健呢。
Her : Really? cos i thought you are Penang Hokkien, just like me.

我 ：為什麼？
Me : Why so?

她 ：因為你講English有Penang福健音。
Her : Cos you have strong Penang Hokkien accent when you speak English.

我 ：（晴天霹力）為什麼？為什麼？？？？？？
Me : ( Speechless ) Why.............???????????


Penang 的朋友，no offense ok? ... :)

keMALUan pilihan anda

以下都是真人真事。
是我兩位女性朋友的真實經曆。
如果硬要你選一則來出醜，你會選那一樣呢？

a) Your hair extention dropped during your first date?

b) You accidentally farted in front of your loved one on the first 'nite'?

人客啊！
買啊，買啊。
買定離手。。。

龍馬精神的困惑。

人家說：
財多身子弱

但我現在的狀態可是面色紅潤得很。
看來是時候加把經，找多點jobs和projects了。
不然就會更上一層樓，老虎都可以打死幾隻。
到時候，我還要不要成龍馬精神呢？
你un我說什麼的horr？

畫醬紅什麼？以後還是畫裸妝出街好了。哈哈。

IN or OUT

What is the difference between In people and OUT people?
People who are involved in the current trend = IN
People who are not involved in the current trend = OUT

Do you think it's that easy? I don't think so.
Let's do a quick check based on the following case:

A created a trend. B, C & D followed. So all 4 of them are considered IN people. After a while, A separated himself from the group to create another trend. Few months later, B,C & D joined the trend. And they are all the IN people again.

My question is :
"What is A while he was not in the group? And also from the period he started the second trend till the rest joined him? "
Is he still considered an IN person? Or is he an OUT, cos he is not attached to the main group with the current trend? But how can he create a NEW IN without being OUT?
Therefore, we should stop teasing those "CURRENT" OUTs, cos they might be the "NEW" IN!!!

SO, are you IN or OUT?

( I also dunno how come i think so deep today. If you understand what i'm trying to say, good. If not, you didn't lose anything ;p )

近珠者赤

身邊有太多的墨魚遊來遊去
不停的排出不良訊息及悲觀思想
我會盡我全力的避免跟他們接觸大多
因為，我的夢想是樂觀的活在‘珠‘群中。


I think i am an easily influenced person.
Therefore, a correct selection of friends is very important.

Greatest love of all...

What is the greatest love story that you ever watched or heard?

Romeo & Juliet? 梁祝? Titanic? 牛郎織女？Armageddon? 如過。愛？
Puteri Gunung Ledang? 瘦身男女？My girl & I?

Apparently there's this friend of mine who is obsessed with the story of 帝女花。He said that the story is really touching and the song is just nice. By the way, he is same age as me. Can you imagine going out with him, and him humming the song all the time? At some point, i really felt like shutting him up, OR make myself deaf. ( 毒啞他或撞聾我自己 ）

But at the end of the day, i think it's just another personal preference. And i should respect his choice. He likes CLASSIC love and i like MODERN love.

Happy Valentine's to ALL :)
( with or without someone special )

p/s: I've posted that irritating song. Please let me know how long you can stand it before you shut it down. Haha.

Ada apa dengan CINTA ?

Ada apa dengan CINTA ?
Kalau bukan mainan lelaki,
Satu persatu dia menggoda,
Wajah dan tubuh silih berganti.

Ada apa dengan CINTA ?
Satu-satunya impian wanita kini,
Cuma balasannya tidak terjumpa,
Habis money tergadai body,

Ada apa dengan CINTA ?
Pengikat hubungan di bilik nanti,
Jika kehangatannya sudah tiada,
Suami dingin isteri pula sepi.

Ada apa dengan CINTA ?
Pelengkap hidup manusia biasa,
Walau kan luka jatuh binasa,
Namun tetap diidami semua.

Ada apa dengan CINTA ?
Ku harap ku punya ku hargai sentiasa.



SELAMAT HARI KEKASIH 2009


一時發神經寫的東西。
寫完候卻很有滿足感。

Not my color !!!

我是個敢恨敢愛的人。
而且還是愛恨分明。
Trust me, 分得真是很明！！！

我心裡的感受還滿間單的。
只有愛，恨和沒什麼感覺。
鮮少會徘徊在愛與很之間的灰色地帶。

但我的臉色就很明顯：
喜歡的臉，臭臉，和很夠力臭臉。
一看就知道了。

Grey might be one of my favourite color, but definitely not one of my favourite area.

感謝所有讓我有敢愛敢恨的權力和自由的人。

Fade Out

“以為你會改變，但原來只是我想太多。
多次的被利用，我也開始厭倦了。
我已沒力也不會再挺你了。
所以決定走了，從此在你生命中消失。。。”


以上是對我一位‘所謂‘朋友說的話。給了她無數的機會，但還是一樣。我不喜歡也不擅常跟別人‘攤牌‘。於其搞到不歡而散，我選擇了安靜的離開。她應該也feel到了。 我其他的朋友覺得我這招不但絕，而且很毒。在她生命中消失worr。看來我還真的離不開做‘毒人‘的命運。江山易改，本性難移。


I have no choice but to walk out ..... from your life.

唔識做人

Bump into my neighbours at the lift lobby just now.
It seems that they just came back from the hospital with a new born baby.

Me : Oh, new born baby huh?

Him : Ya lor.. ( with a big proud daddy smile )

Me : Okay... ( and walked away ... )

What's wrong with me?
Why did i say 'OKAY' when i should just say 'CONGRATULATIONS'?????
I think i'm not ony anti-social, guess i'm really dumb in doing PR as well.


To : 7A-08-12,

CONGRATULATIONS !!!!! :)

From : 7A-08-10

開估啦。。。

多謝大家昨天的熱烈反應。
公佈迷底前，先講明。
那些答案都很無聊。
只想搏君一笑。
不要Ｘ我噢。
迷低 ：

１．因為。。。 南‘無‘阿彌佗佛

２．因為。。。她不想被叫 ：‘籃‘教主

err...這個時候你應該笑幾聲來應酬應酬一下下。哈哈。
還是你們還想要？那就來一個比較make sense的啦。
不然SK兄又要說我低B了。

迷題 ：神仙放屁 （猜一句成語）

祝：心想事成，元宵快樂。

迷燈猜

再過兩天就是元宵了。
像我醬文靜的人（想吐），都會留在家裡。
因為拋柑的人太多，不適合自閉的我。
就趁元宵佳節做些比較有氣質的活動吧。
那就是猜燈迷。
（ 突然間覺得好老派噢。哈哈。）


迷面 :

一． 為什麼佛教徒只向東，西和北拜呢？

二． 藍心湄為什麼死都不要做時尚教主？

（請不要用腦來想以上兩題。聽過的人先diam，讓他們猜一猜）


迷低下回分曉。

撈回來的愛情難道真的比較珍貴？

Gathering Report

Date : 5 Feb 2009 ( Thursday )
Venue : Mid Valley
Time : 8pm ( almost sharp )

Attendees :
Danny, SK, Tagnan, KeenYee, Yi, Shinji & Chris

Remarks :
一堆海產的聚會。
菜色嘛嘛，很多沒吃完，除了魚生 （因為我付責掃清光）。
倒是桌上殘留了一大堆的骨頭。
就像Tagnan說的：大家講話都有骨。哈哈。
只差沒有拿碗和筷子在頭頂上喊：骨落！骨落！

Group picture ...( can you identify each of us? )
Conclusion : 四個字 ~ 不‘賤‘不散。

Prepared by : Big Mouth

越夜越美麗

Bought Kylie Minogue's Showgirl concert DVD 3 years ago when i was in London. Loved it very much. It's very entertaining with lots of creativity involved. I thought that the concert is SUPERB. But it was ashamed cos she have to stop the tour due to the breast cancer issue.

But when i received the new Kylie X 2008 DVD last week, i was shocked! Cos it was much better than the earlier one. Stage design, audio visual effect, choreography, costumes and lots of surprises. （ And also a lot of new choreography for me to refer...haha ;p )

To me, she's not only back from her victory towards fighting breast cancer, but she's back with stronger and bolder attitude. And i am loving it, even more.

Any Kylie's fans out there?


雖然不是HIT歌，但很有意思，很正面的歌。超感動！
( If i'm not mistaken, this a song of her thanking her fans and the stories of her fighting the cancer )

她不只是越夜越美麗，而且還越戰越勇。
很好的學習對像，一定要向她看齊！！！

NO MORE RAIN ( Kylie Minogue )

Have you ever thought, that the sky was just endlessly dark?
And then you look up, and see a million stars
Have you ever been scared of the water, and stuck on the edge?
And then you dive in, how quickly you forget

Your fears that kept you away at night
Now that I’m back in the light so warm
I feel it like a

Wave of love coming over me
Got a glitter drop, fall and I’m on my knees
Got the sound of you ringing in my ears
Sun coming up on another day
Got a second hand chance, gonna do it again
Got rainbow colours and no more rain
(No more rain, no more rain)
No more rain
No more rain
No more rain
No more

Have you ever dreamt you were flying until you look down?
You never moved and inch, feet firmly on the ground
Our love carries the hurt that you hold
Funny how life can unfold
Oh yeah I feel it like a

Wave of love coming over me
Got a glitterr drop, fall and I’m on my knees
Got the sound of you ringing in my ears
Sun coming up on another day
Got a second hand chance, gonna do it again
Got rainbow colours and no more rain
(No more rain, no more rain)
No more rain
No more rain
No more rain
No more

(Spoken)
Wave of love coming over me
Got a glitter drop, fall and I’m on my knees
Got the sound of you ringing in my ears
Sun coming up on another day
Got a second hand chance, gonna do it again
Got rainbow colours and no more rain

Seafood大戰Sea Cucumber

Called a friend to to check if he is interested to join our gathering on Thursday.

他 ：你們全部都超過３０，我才２０幾了。

我 ；醬你嘛可以做最小的囉。

他 ：還是不要啦。你們會不會很海鮮的？

我 ：海鮮？都３０多歲了，‘海滲‘就有啦。哈哈。

海滲萬歲！！！

此地無銀。。。

不想高調卻又那麼的hardsell,
玩low profile又怕別人不知道，
show得太明顯又擔心人家看到,
安守本份又怕出來effect不夠好，
這邊死命cover那邊又大喊大叫，
我只覺的你好“多塊魚“的無聊！

我看你五百兩都不夠用啊。。。
我不是扮清高亂說教，只是要讓你知道 ：敢做就要敢承擔一切后果。

Yerrr.. so out-dated !

Went to a CNY gathering the other day with of my ex colleagues. Nothing much to be said regarding the gathering. But somehow there's 1 thing that i would like to share with you guys. In the middle of the gathering, this woman ( let's just say that this woman is not one of my favorite person ) came to me and asked :

Her : Eh Danny, what is your Facebook account? I can add you.

Me : Sorry, i don't do Facebook.

Her : What?? I always thought you are an 'IN' person, and you don't have Facebook? So out-dated..hehehe. ( with her SUPER annoying face )

Me : Hahaha ( very dry fake smile... then walked away )

Let me explain why i don't do Facebook. So that you all don't have to ask me again, and again. Everyone have their own interests. I am very happy pouring my thoughts in my blog. And the main reason is, i don't want to start something that i know that i won't have the time to maintain it. No point right?

Conclusion :
Some people like 'adding friends'*, and i just like blogging.
(NOTE : 'adding friends' and 'making friends' are two different things ;p )

You want my Facebook issit? Nah .. here's mine.

有本事你就add我啦。 ;p

As predicted...

今天被朋有拉去看‘家有喜事２００９‘，說要應一應景。
如我預料的，看完了整部戲都沒什麼感覺。
和去年看ＣＪ７一樣：板著臉進場，板著臉散場。
有啦，在看ＮＧ片段時有笑一下下。

看來我真的不適合看賀歲片。

p/s: 我病倒了。回到家不停的包元寶（雲吞）。

新年真快樂！

Back in KL on the 1st day of CNY. Met up with some friends for a drinks. But the best thing is the traffic was is so light. Not many cars on the road. So i can reach the venue faster without grumbling about the heavy traffic and worried about being late.

車子少了，
時間多了，
我不煩了，
心情好了。

如果每天都能像過年醬，該有多好啊！？

新年要快樂！

我無時無刻提醒自己，
快樂不是等人來給的，
快樂是要自己製造的。


記得，新年要快樂。
也希望大家在我的部落格找到一丁點的快樂。


（小休幾天，牛年見 ）

可炸的新年歌

無意中在Tangs Pavilion聽到這首歌。
有點salah，因為那地方醬class。
無論如何，想跟大家分享。
超經點的LaLa新年歌。
記的要炸大大聲噢。



突然臭到一陣陣的腥味。
就祝大家 ：年年有海鮮啦。哈哈。

My LOVE Is Here

I'm not talking about a person.. but a pot , a LOVE POT actually. It's something that i saw during my Korea trip last December. But couldn't get it that time. Cos it's not something that they sell on the streets. So i have to ask my friend in Korea to get it for me.



What is a LOVE POT?
It's an aroma humidifier with a simple yet chic potted-plant look item. If you think that i want it just because of the look, then you are so WRONG!!! Besides the fact that the look of the pot is suitable as my home decor, i bought it cos part of the profit from the sale will be donated to World Vision. Isn't it great? You can do a bit of charity and get something chic in return. I don't mind to doing few more charities just for it :P

The packaging and contents.



POT merah, POT biru,
Jangan marah, I LOVE U. :P

心想事成

（ 為了應景，最近都在post和新年有關的entries ）

你最喜歡的新年賀語是什麼？
恭喜發財？
財源廣進？
龍馬精神？
馬到工成？

我和好朋友剛好都希望別人祝我們 ~ 心想事成

因為有了它，想要什麼就得什麼。
比祝１００次不同的賀語更好賺。

就好像於其給你一只非州魚，倒不如給你一枝釣魚竿。
隨你喜歡釣什麼魚就釣什麼魚。



大嘴巴丹尼在此祝大家：

心想事成！！！