meanest.

I was at the changing room getting ready fro the class when i realized someone is bitch-staring at me. I look dup, it was the bitchy-faced ( but very friendly ) instructor. It's his style/ signature to bitch stare people. So i jokingly warned him ..

" Eh, you try bitch stare at me one more time, i sumpah your eyes turned juling ( cockeye ). See how you bitch stare anymore la. Huh. ;p "

" Ah haahaha.. that's so mean but so funny. I like.... "


Another story...
There's a girl in my group who always tell us that she knows lots and lots of people. Whenever we go, there will be someone that she'll say hello to. She's the Miss Congeniality / Friendship / Goodwill of our group. So another bitchy friend of mine trying to put a curse on her.

" I wish one day when she wakes up and go out, nobody will recognize and say hello to her. Sure she'll die. Hahahaha . "

Very mean, scary for her but so funny to imagine that. ;p

Now, with the very limited info about myself here, what do you think will be the meanest curse on me? Haha.. i know i know.. i'm asking doing a suicide mission here. ;p
Try to be creative but keep it clean ya.
( my sisters are following my blog. wink wink* )

Out of curiosity, can a cockeyed person do a bitch stare? 

No offense to anyone :)