What is the 1st thing ...

... that comes to your mind when i say :

CHINESE NEW YEAR.?

Am doing CNY display proposals for my clients and got stuck. FYI, CNY to me is the most difficult and boring festive to do. Cos it's so restricted. Must follow all the pantang-larangs and cliche. So sien ... :(

Can you guys suggest anything? Anything that is modern, unexpected, CNY-ish and most importantly .. vogiu? Kamsia very much. :)


I asked the same question to one of my friend, and his immediate answer was :

龍飄飄！！！！( 炸到！)
LONG PIAO PIAO !!! ( rolled eyes, fell on the floor with a vogiu pose and fainted. )

Takkan i put her posters big big in the window kan? ;p

忙到嘔。。

It's not a metaphor .. i actually did vomited after a whole day of rushing and installations for Christmas displays.

Every thing went quite well, besides the heavy rain and the massive jam in the afternoon. I was so happy cos i reached home earlier than i estimated. But after i unpacked everything, i felt slightly uncomfortable and rushed to the toilet. There's where i perform my dramatic scene ( LOL ).

No set up tomorrow, just some meetings. Hopefully can et more rest tomorrow.


BTW, i'm still can't decide on the concept for my Christmas gift wrapping this year. Any suggestions?
Wrapping from previous years ...

nice heels :)

What will be the first thought when you see a ..

Young, slim and tall lady ( note : i didn't say she is pretty ;p lol ), walking in Old Town Kopitiam wearing mini seequin dress. She got all styled up from head to toe, full make up and hair-do. Everyone in the kopitiam kept staring at her, and she knew it. BTW, did i mentioned that it was 11 in the morning?

It was totally a salah fashion at a salah venue on a salah timing. Tsk tsk tsk ...


I stared at her once, then continue eating. All i noticed is the heels that she was wearing, not bad. That's all.. hahaha.

why Gollum ?!

People workout, i workout.
Why people can get a slimmer body after that, my body still the same, only my face getting more and more hagged?
That's my main problem. Cos whenever i go for diet, my face will slim down before my tummy. By the time i get a not so bad abs, my face will look like Gollum. ( muka cengkung, perut buncit ) :(

Do you have the same problem?
Or opposite from mine? ( slim body, but chubby face )
Or your face and body will slim down together, which is the ideal way?

oopsy daisy...

After the class, i went in the sauna before shower. After a while, a middle aged Malay guy came in. I went out to get a quick shoer and return to the sauna. He Malay guy started to ask me question ..

Him : Err.. boleh ke sauna dan mandi macam ni? Saya baru join, so tak tau bolhe ke tak.

Me : Boleh kot. Bukan mandi terus la, tapi cuma turunkan suhu badan kejap.

Him : Oo. So sauna macam ni boleh bakar lemak ye?

Me : Haha. Bakar lemak kat sauna tu untuk orang malas la. Haha.

Him : Haha.

10 seconds after that, he went out and never came back.

Then only i realized maybe that guy might misunderstood/felt insulted by my 'malas' statement so he went out. ;p
If you are that Malay guy, do think that you'll feel insulted with my statement?

Haiiiih .. me and my big mouth ... again. ;p

排排坐。。。

My own observation...

There are couples ( mainly Malays ) like to sit next to each other when having meal. I once asked my Malay friend about it. And her answer was :

" Mungkin pompuan tu gelojoh masa makan. So tak nak bagi laki dia nampak. " ( 食相難看 )

I like her answer. Cos really, sitting by the side is less obvious than seeing it right in front. :P

I totally hate sitting side by side with others. Why lah? So many seats dun want, want to come and menyemak with me! And also i feel more comfortable chatting face to face than side by side.
What about you?

話口未完。。。

Below was my PERSONAL thought :

Young people tend to wear black or darker clothing to look cool. While the mature ones trying to look younger by wearing more colorful clothes. ( Do you agree with me? )

Remember my previous post where i wear black almost everyday? Yeah, not only to look cool, but also to make me look slimmer. 2 weeks ago, i bought 6 pcs of t-shirt from FOS ( those 3 for RM45, cheap cheap only la ). Black, blue, lilac, pink, light green, purple and ... SHIT!!! :P



Most people want to grow old gracefully. I guess i just want to age vogiuly and have a "vibrant" life. Can? ;p

ring-a-ding-ding

I was out with family for lunch yesterday. Suddenly, someone's phone rang...

" Everywhere i'm looking now, i'm surrounded by your embrace, baby i can see your halo ..." The ringtone was Beyonce's Halo.

Dengan selambanya, my younger brother-in-law took out his phone and answered. I was so surprised, cos he is a football super fan and his idol is Andy Lau. So the tak match with him. Even my sister also dunno why he chose such a song...

I used to set some pop ( lala ) dance songs as the ringtone, but it was quite embarrassing when my phone rang during the meetings. So i'm now using the most generic " classic telephone " to avoid further embarrassment. But some of my friend found it lame.:(

What is your ringtone? And what was your craziest ringtone?


BTW, i totally hate certain ringtone like .... " 靚女，聽電話。。靚女，聽電話。。" SO LAME. lol ;p

悲哀。

B ( same person from the previous post ) always try to earn as much money as possible, so that he won't feel insecure. But when he earned enough money, he'll spend it on designer branded stuffs. He'll feel satisfied for a while, and then start to feel insecure and worry about having not enough money again. So he'll go and make money again...

I felt so sorry for him, despite the times that he told us that he will try to stop that habit. I just dunno why people are so addicted with designer branded stuffs. Really that great meh?

Cos to me, when i look at someone ...
I'll see the IMPORTANT part .. which is how well is his clothing coordination and how he 'carry' the clothes, and NOT how big is the designer logo on his shirt. Agree?

Are you a sucker for designer's labels?

OK, ok. I have to confess. The only thing that i insist to buy on designer labels is perfume. No need to explain why horr? lol ;p

very 'class' meh?

Me and my friends were bitching about another person ( A ) that we all know. Then we compared one of us, B ( who always claimed that he have fabulous taste, and very conscious of what people think about him ) with A. Suddenly B got so angry cos he felt insulted. He said :

" Please lah, i am far more classier than him ok? I got listen to Adele one. Huh. "

Err.. since when 'listening to Adele' is something to determine whether you are class or not? To me, the fact that he used that reason to look down and judge on others just shows how SHALLOW and LOW is him. Agree?


I used to joke with my ex colleague ...

Her : Danny, tengok i punye display. Class gitu, kan?

Me : Ye la, memang ada class. KELAS BAWAHAN! Hahaah. "

So, u apa kelas? :p


p/s : Am currently deeply in love with Christina Perri's new song ~ A Thousand Years ( posted at sidebar ). I'm not a fan of Twilight, but i can just feel the love and sorrow in the song. Love is in the air. Please, please, please, listen to the whole song, ok? :)

is it weird ...

... to have Nancy Sit ( 薛家燕 ) teaching me how to iron clothes in my house?

... to go on a high heel shopping spree with my niece, who is now 19 ... months old?

... to climb and jump from building to building, just to go and get my car ... which is just parked downstairs of my condo?





I'm having more and more weird dreams lately. Am i really that stressed or i'm just too creative, even in my dreams? ;p

I think if i start jotting down all those funny/weird dreams that i had, i can publish a book called ...
" Big Dreams, by Big Mouth. " lol ;p

p/s : Happy Halloween everybody! :)

回首。不堪

I was searching for some documents in my storeroom when i found a picture of me.. taken in 1995 ( 1st year college ). I was shocked with my fashions sense then. But i admired my courage to go out like that ...

Look at me! Blue tee, blue jeans and blue shoes. I was trying to be a SMURF or what? Or is it i already knew that there will be a super box office movie coming few years later. So i quickly put on my AVATAR look, so fashion forward huh? And notice that black spot on my pants. I accidentally spilled batik pigment on it, and felt so creative and cool. So i let it there for some time. What the hell was i thinking huh? :P

Happy Halloween everyone.
I know most of the people / bars / clubs are going to celebrate tomorrow.
BTW, anyone plan to go as a SLUTTY witch or Red Riding WHORE ( Hood ) ? LOL ;p

p/s : CF is having an annual instructor gathering / halloween party tomorrow. Them : Back to School. Don't think i'll go with any costume lo. Cos my gang is not there :(

still waiting...

In my opinion, there are 2 types of movies that we will not watch for the 2nd or 3rd time.

1st type ... SHITTY movie. 屎片/爛片 No need explain more kan?

2nd type ... GREAT movie. A movie that is so good that you dare not watch again. Maybe too good till you can't stop crying. I got 1 in my list ...

A Korean movie about a boy and his grandmother. Very touching one. Made me think of my late grandma only. I bought the DVD few years back. Watched once. Till now still dare now re-watch it. Sob sob... :(

Are they any movies that is so good that you dare not watch again?

say CISSSSSSSSS........ ( bedebah ;p )

I don't really like taking picture, cos i don't think i look good in it. ( I look better in real life...lol... syok sendiri ;p ) And i'm extremely ' beh song' when people / friends 'force' me to take picture WITH them. I mean i don't mind taking picture FOR them. So i'll end up giving them a 'fake smile' for 2 seconds.

I was at SS2 Mall the other day when i saw this family ( parents + 2 kids ) passed by FullHouse. Then the father asked his kids to pose in front of the shop to take pics. Then changed pose. Then changed pose. I can see the smile on the kids' face slowly turn to sour. It was so hot and it took forever for the father to snap a picture. Kesian betul budaks tu. Sometimes i think the parents were too excited and carried away when taking pictures for their kids. Never thought of the kids feeling oso. :(

Do you like to TAKE picture?
Or you like to TAKE picture for others?

my Happy Meal :)

I don't normally post entry about food, but this time .. I HAVE TO. :)

I just finished my class in Wangsa Walk and i was raining, heavily. I can see it's jam out there. So i decided to have my dinner there before i head home. I walked pass a few restaurants and stopped in front of the "Ayam Penyet" shop. Ever heard of Ayam Penyet? It's an Indonesian restaurant serving some interesting local dishes.

I always wanted to try it but no chance/ time. So i walked in and ordered the Empal Penyet ( fried beef ) set. BTW, i'm the only Chinese in there cos it's not something that Chinese will eat ( i'm used to it, as i considered myself Melayu celup ). The set arrived, and i took a small bite on the cili. WADUH WADUH .. terus meleleh airku....lol ;p

It was so good. The cili, the beef and the side dishes. I can practically eat the rice just with cili alone. Those who likes spicy food, THIS IS THE ONE TO GO. So goooooood. You guys should give it a try next time.:)


Now who said that only McDonalds can serve you a Happy Meal? I just had mine, and i'm going back there again tomorrow. Anybody wants to join me?

冰山vogiu人

I always admire those instructors who can conduct a very fun and 'noisy' class. They always know when to do the 'Ooooooooo's, 'Aaaaahhhhhh's and 'Heeeeyyyyyyyy's. And the most important part is .. when to say something ( normally something encouraging ) to the members.

I am still trying very hard to 'open up' myself. Cos i think i always give a very COLD feeling to others. And i always feel hesitated and shy to make noise during the class. I did, but maybe just for 2 minutes. ( :P ) Hmmm, it really takes whole lot of hard work to create a 'great and fun' class. And i'm heading to that direction. Hopefully it's not too late. :)

Any tips?
Or anything that you would like to expect from your instructor?


For those who dunno me yet .. " i need longer time to warm up ... especially to newly met people " :)

upper vs lower

Do you know what to do when i ask you to :

" Move your upper body to the right. " ,OR
" Concentrate on the lower body only. " ?

I think there's still a big group of people/ member who are confused with their upper and lower body, especially during warm up session. Cos whatever i said, they'll still move their whole body.

Any other more easy to understand 'terms' that i should use? Cos i dun think that i want to say :

" Move your body from shoulder to your waist to the right." , OR
" Concentrate from the butt down only. " :)



I always wanted o conduct a 80's theme dance class. Sure fun, with those shorts and head ban... Remember my name .. FAME ..lol ;p Anybody want to join? :)

fight!

I always wonder what will happened if i'm involved in a fight. I mean a real fight with punching and kicking. For a 'good' boy like me, i've never involved or witnessed a fight. Me punching and kicking? I think i might end up shaking the hip and do a high kick instead. lol ;p

Anybody fancy a 'not-so-friendly' fight?
Feeling a bit wild lately. ;p


Any tips for a sure in fight? Just in case ( touch wood ) i kena tomorrow. LOL ;p

just did it !?

I think my memory is getting weaker and weaker.

Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth and wanted to shower. Then my phone rang. I ran out answered the phone. After that, went back to the bathroom ... and brushed my teeth again !! I only realized that when i rinsed my mouth. Cos it felt so familiar, so familiar like i just did that 10 minutes ago.LOL ;p

Now i'm so worried that i might not remember my way home after a tiring dance session at the gym. Hahaha :))
( Seriously, if you see me walking alone i the mall/ road side, please come and approach me. Cos i might need your help.;p )

Anyone have similar problem?
If gingko is good for strengthen the memory, then i think i'll need to be soaked in it.;p

誰發明的？

I was at Jaya 33 this morning for my class. I stepped in the lift and wanted to press the button, and i stoned/ blanked out for 2 seconds. Guess what i saw on the lift buttons?

(btw, how come there's no question on #4? suei issit? ;p )

Immediately i thought of 2 scenarios :

a) Say i was late for an interview at 13th floor and already in panic mode, then i saw these buttons. I think i'll slam the lift door and die for a while. ;p

b) Say someone got heart attack at 11th floor and they called an ambulance. Then abang ambulance arrived and saw these buttons. " Alamak! Matematik aku dapat P8! " (:P) I think the people at 11th floor die. ;p


What else scenario can you think of?
Do you think you'll be happy to have this concept at your office. school, condos, etc?
I personally think that it's fun and creative, but not practical. :)

let's get loud ( or not ;p )

I extremely uncomfortable having meal with people who makes a lot of noise when eating. I used to have a housemate in college where she is very loud when eating. We were all eating in front of the tv, then one by one will slowly move away from her. Cos beh tahan with the THX sound effect. It's like she's announcing to the world that she is having her meal...

chap chap chap ( see? i'm chewing vege !!! )
slurp slurp slurp ( yumm, i'm drinking my soup !!! )
buurrrrrrrrrrp ( ah, i'm full !!! )*

But when i was in Japan, i'm totally fine with them slurping their ramen loudly. Is it bcoz i respect their culture? Or me being a double standard hypocrite? LOL ;p

Do you have any friend who likes the THX effect? Or you are one of them? ;p

Me doing the " slurping sakan " in Tokyo. ;p


* actually i burp a lot and very very loudly. who wants to have a burping battle with me? lol ;p

三菜一湯？

I have economic rice as lunch most of the time. And normally i'll ask for half rice, and i'll pick 4 dishes in small portion ( 1 vege, 1 meat, 1 egg and 1 other ). But i really don;t understand some of the people who just take rice and 1 dish. Like one of my ex colleague, she only take the rice, 1 fried chicken and some curry gravy. When i asked her, she said she's just used to that. To me it's like a bit plain lorr...
( btw, she is not poor ya... cos she is higher position that me )

What is your normal economic rice selection?


And i'll normally take a small bowl of free soup to go with the rice. I just love soups :)

me pushed.

Few years ago, my friend recommended / encouraged / forced me to try skinny jeans. FYI, i have issue buying pants as my lengs are huge and short. Therefore i'm extremely conscious when buying pants. But after trying the skinnies, i loved it. And bought few pairs after that.

Few years later, i pushed myself to try something new ~ 'Dropped-Crotch' sweat pants ( some called it 'diaper-pants' or 瀨屎褲 ;p ). All this while i've been avoiding it cos you really need the attitude to carry it. But somehow i convinced myself to get one, and wore it to the gym today. Surprisingly it was extremely comfortable to dance in it, cos its soooooo spacious. No wonder so many dancers like to wear it. LOL ;p


Would you ever try wearing this type of pants?

walk the walk.

We were doing Maroon 5's Moves like Jagger. I thought of combining some 'fashionable element' in the choreography. So i did a simple 4 count step where i want them to walk with attitude ( ala-ala catwalk la ;p ). Cos i though it will be fun having a bunch of people catwalking in the studio at the same time. So vogiu kan? ( also can lepas gian sikit pretending like coordinating a fashion show lol ;p )

Everything was ok. But when i play the music and they started to walk ...

Now i know why sometimes we laugh at SOME of the contestants from ANTM when they try to do the catwalk. Some were born with it, and some just need to work hard, real hard. And i'm thankful that i'm doing OK in this department ( although there's lot more of other stuffs that i don't know ;p ).

A lot of people can talk the talk. But how many of you can really walk the walk?
So you think you can walk .. like catwalk?

p/s : i lost about 1.5kg thanks to the fever. yayyyyyyyy!! :)

財多身子弱。

這句話，騙人的！！！！！

I think i really need a lot of work / project to keep me healthy. Cos whenever i ma slightly free ( no project ), i'll tend to fall sick easily. No income and sick. So unvogiu!

Later still need to go for 2 classes. Too late to cancel class now. Dunno got energy or not. Going to sleep now. Hopefully the fever will cool down soon. :(

bang! bang! banged!

3 words to describe my class last night : 陀衰家！！！

I was about to start the class when the tenant upstairs started to drill the floor. It was so loud in the studio that no one can hear what i was saying. So i requested to change to the yoga studio, and that was my first time using that studio. Everything was ok until we finished the class. I switched off the lights and sound system, and talked to the members while walking towards the door. And suddenly .. BAM!!! I banged my face right on the glass panel, next to the door!

MALU GILER !!!! In my defense, it was dark, the glass panel was crystal clear ( kudos to the cleaners ;p ) and i was totally not familiar with that studio! :(

I still can see my sweaty/oily face-print on the glass panel when i leave the gym. ;p


Hmm .. it's been quite a 'bumpful' week. Few 'things' happened to me, but i'm very excited. Cos i know, after a hurricane, comes a RAINBOW! Can't wait to see my big fat rainbow. lol ;p

bag's back!

I received a call from the gym this afternoon. They found a bag in the locker room, and checking if it's mine. After confirming that the bag is the one that got stolen, i immediately rushed to the gym. In my heart i was hoping that the fukker took anything but my car keys, cos that would saves me a few hundreds or maybe, thousand.

I arrived at the gym, went in the operation room, and my bag is there! I quickly open the front pocket to look for my car key, and it was there. It was a big relief. Apparently, he stole my bag and just took my watch. Stupid kan? Although my watch is gone, but at least i don't have to go through the changing immobilizer issue.

But i think i still have the right to CURSE the fukker right? After all, he did gave a not very vogiu moment. Imagine me running like headless chicken in the gym, mall and also parking lot. ;p


p/s : thanks to those who cursed that fellow for me. u guys are real friends.. lol ;p

pp/s : just bought a 'kiasu-size' padlock to lock the locker...;)

ppp/s : i think i had a great Monday, how about you?

i hope you 爛 !!!

Not a very good way to start the month of October ...

I was in the gym yesterday for my classes. After the class, i went to the changing room and found out that my padlock was missing. I opened the locker and my gym bag is gone. I have my watch, camera, a whole stack of CDs and most importantly, my car keys in the bag! I was so worried that the fukker had drive my car away. I ran to the parking lot. Thank God my car is still there. I reported to the security and they agreed to have an eye on my car while i went back to get the spare keys.

It was so tiring. Calling friends, looking for locksmith and filing report with the management. Luckily everything is ok now. Tomorrow i'll have to send my car to the service centre to change the whole lock thing. :(

那個偷我bag的仆街聽好：
我祝你爛手，爛腳和爛鳥！！！


But looking from the bright side, i now have a very GOOD reason to buy new watch, gym bag and camera. Going shopping tomorrow. Haha :))

p/s : and now i won't laugh at those who use gigantic padlock for their locker in the gym as kiasu people. cos i'll be one of them starting tomorrow. ;p

TGIF

I was informed that i didn't get the project that i was hoping to. I was disappointed, and sad. But after a super fun and sweaty class, everything seems ok to me. Not sure if i'm really that OPTIMISTIC, or maybe my hope/passion for that project was not as deep as i thought.

My ankle is in pain, that i have to cancel 2 classes today, just to let it rest. Unexpected 'off-day'. Kinda enjoying it. :)


Below are some of the quotes that i learnt from watching all those dramas, and i would like to share with you guys :

" When you hit bottom, you do not have any where to go but UP."

" You have brain in your head and legs in you shoes. You can make your own decision on which direction to go."

" Just use a bit of creativity, and you can re-make your look: from BORE to WHORE. "
( My favorite quote from Drop Dead Diva )

Tomorrow's Friday. Have a fun weekend .:)

their job vs our responsibility

Whenever we are attending a family reunion, it's our 'responsibility' to go and greet the elders. And when they see us, it's also their 'job' to say something about us. And i think the most common ones will be :

1) Waa .. you are all grown up and more matured now. ( in another word, you look OLD ! )
哇！你越來越成熟穩重了。

2) Waa .. you look so healthy and prosperous now. ( in another word, you look FAT ! )
哇！你越來越有福相了。

Which one is SCARIER?
I DEFINITELY prefer then to tell me the 1st line lorr... cos i know i will grow old vogiuly. But being FAT is just not what i want to do. ;p


p/s : i think i know what is the scariest comment :

" Waaa. you are all grown up and prosperous now. " lol ;p

beauty in the world

Let me ask you one question :

" What is the most beautiful thing about yourself? "

Me :
a) if i'm passionate in something, i'll hold on to it as long as possible
b) i can be a very helpful and true friend ( that's if i've accepted him/her as my friend ;p )

What about you?


Ah, life is so beautiful, have a great week ahead. :)

Just found this song by Macy Gray last week, and it spoke to me.... like real deep in my heart. Am playing it everyday to "celebrate" me. Hope you'll like it too. :)
( song posted at the side bar )

update on 8.55pm :
i was watching the movie A Little Bit of Heaven, suddenly they put the same song in it .. i literally got goose bumps once i heard the intro.. ohh.. i feel so amazing now. :))))))

P.W.

I was sending my 2 intelligent friends ( 1 engineer & 1 architect ) home the other day. In the car, they were chatting to each other, except their chat is really INTELLECTUAL !!! They were talking about getting old, cell dying, and stuffs. And that was their CASUAL CHAT!!!

After 5 minutes listening to their CAUSAL CHATS, i can't take it anymore. So i told them that my car is a FUN CAR, nobody is allowed to talk serious or useful stuffs in it. Only vogiu and crazy stuffs allowed.

Just like how Gaga & Beyonce have the 'PUSSY WAGON' ( check Telephone MV if you don;t know what is that ;p ), i think i should give my car a FUN name. Care to suggest? ( nothing dirty hokay? cos my car is FUN, not SLUT !!! ;p )


There's another thing that is not allowed in my car is ... SMOKING!!! BIG NO!!!

defying gravity .

I saw a show on tv the other day. They were discussing about how to prevent the face from sagging and wrinkles. One of the guest said, he always sleep on his back ( face facing up ) instead of sideways. Cos he said it will prevent the face from being pulled down by the gravity. And it's working!

You believe?


BTW, i always sleep facing sideways. What about you?

pure talent .

I was talking ( bitching ) with another instructor, L on the current gym classes scenario.

L : Eh, i heard that X Fitness got a lot of new instructors ah?

Me : Ya worr.. All very young one.

L : Cos got member told me that their classes are very popular. Mainly bcos either they are 'good looking' or got very 'fit' body'. But some said their classes were a bit messy.

Me : Huh? What about me?

L : Oh no worries. You also quite popular what. Cos you got pure talent. :P

Me : KNNBCCBMCHFU!!!

You know, sometimes i also wish that i don't have to gain my popularity based on pure talent. You get what i mean? ;p

Tell me the truth, you rather have good looking and fit body, OR being talented?

5 : 5

I received a sms from the gym's coordinator :

" Danny, can you do a special dance class tomorrow at 2pm? It's for a group of male and female models. You need to teach them dance and poses for their performance for an event later. "

I was like .... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Finally i'm going to work with a bunch of models. You know la, ever since i won ( self-declared ) the title of Ampang Next Top Model years ago, i haven't really got a chance to 'work' in the modeling world yet, and this might be my chance. I'll get to teach those bitches how to pose vogiuly, cos posing for dance and modeling is slightly different. It's all about the attitude. :)

Then i check my organizer ... DAMN!!! I got a meeting at 2.30pm tomorrow! There goes my big break to another vogiu world. :(

Me doing my Top Model Finale walk at Sg Wang ( nowhere better than the LALA palace kan? ) ... something that i won't have the courage to do now.... And i was so proud with my 5:5 body proportion then... LOL ;p

BTW, what is your body proportion?
5:5 like me?
4:6 like everybody else?
3:7 like damn!!! don't let me see you! ;p

sucka' for mirror ...

How many of you will / must stop for a while whenever you pass by a mirror or any reflective surfaces? I know i will, although i won't be breaking the mirror .( 不至於靚暴鏡 ):P

Some said that that is an action of a NARCISSIST. And i think it's ok. After all, who will love you if you don't love yourself worr? Kan? ;)

and the winner is ...

Say you are handling a huge project and you need to hire someone to run it for you. You interviewed 2 candidates :

Candidate A :
Delivers satisfactory end result almost every time. But might be a bit difficult to work with.

Candidate B :
The end result fluctuates, depends on the materials given. But is fun and pleasant to work with.

Who would you hire?


Remarks :
It might be a bit of surprise to you but .. i'm actually the one who is "fun and pleasant to work with". Which means ... :(
( fingers crossed )

安娣。。。

I was paying my groceries at the counter with this female cashier ( i think she's around my age ). Behind me was a woman with her little daughter. The cashier was smiling and teasing with the daughter while processing my payment. The little girl wanted to open and eat the junkfood. So the woman told her daughter :

" Cannot open, must pay first. ( pointing at the cashier ) Later auntie scold you ... "
( 不可以開，要先給錢。等下安娣罵。。。)

I saw the face of the female cashier. She stopped smiling after that. It was so obvious and funny.

At your current age, do you prefer to be called korkor/ cheche OR you don't mind people calling you auntie/ uncle?
Honestly i'm a bit shy when people still call me korkor lorr. I don't mind uncle, as long as that person is not older than 12 years old. LOL ;p

好口節

There's this agreement among my friends :

Whenever it is someone's birthday, we have to be extra nice and polite when we talk to that person. No cursing, no negative stuffs and put on a smiley face, even it's that birthday boy/girl's fault. We called it " 好口節 " ( Good Mouth Day )

I guess that's the reason why we chose to text each other during birthdays. Cos it's extremely hard for bitches like us to be polite and stay positive, even just for 1 day. You know la, sometimes it's VERY HARD to control yourself but to say something bad when you see someone's face. ( If you know what i mean ) LOL ;p


Do you think you can be polite and stay positive to everybody for ONE WHOLE DAY?

中男的祈禱。。。

再過2個小時，我就正式的踏入了人生的第34個年頭。我不貪心，只希望一切都能心想事成，心想事成，和心想事成。

34歲，已經不是少男了。但也‘有排‘才到熟男的年齡。所以我現在應該是被歸纇為‘中男‘吧。中男有什麼好處？我不知道。也不管啦。但我還是一樣會很努力的去vogiu。;)

I hope that 34 ( years old ) will be a good year for me. And i'll try my best to make it as fanta-bulous as possible.
Care to make my dream comes true?

p/s : enjoy the posted song ~ My Moment ( i really dunno why so many people hated her. )

Ampang的月亮比較圓。

。。。因為有我在。哈哈。
你那邊的有夠我的圓嗎？

周末無聊一下下。
中秋快樂。
Have a nice weekend. :)


Suddenly feel like joining those lantern parade. Wanna hold the lantern ( traditional paper type, not those plastic with battery and annoying sound one ) and just walk from taman to taman. Where got ahh?
Anyone doing Mid Autumn party? Invite me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease. :)

make-me-over :)

When i go jalan-jalan, i always see guys ( especially Malay guys ) wearing sports jerseys. And they look quite sporty and nice. I also gatal-gatal want to try. But the thing is, i have no clue at all what jersey belongs to what club. And what club is more popular. Also i'm not sure if i look better in basketball or football jersey. Cos both also quite sporty and nice.

Another problem is, my shoulder is not broad enough. So it'll look very selekeh like i'm wearing other people's baju. ;(

So how? Any nice jersey that i can wear. I want to look sporty but at the same time maintain vogiu. Can?


I think Harimau Malaya's jersey is quite nice ( suddenly feeling patriotic lah konon ) .. although yellow is not my color. LOL ;p

typical.

I was at Pavilion this afternoon to set up a counter for my client. It was lunch hour. I can see lots of people at the food court and restaurants. But there were also packed at those ' class punyer shop' like The Loaf, etc where people just eat pastries for lunch. Me instant thought : Boleh kenyang meh? FYI, cake and bread is like makanan celah gigi for me.

I know i won't lo. Cos i'm a typical CHEENA, i need at least rice or noodle for lunch or dinner. Or else i'll be very weak in physical and hot-tempered in emotion. ;p

Can you survive a day without rice or noodles?
Or we are same-same CHEENA? ( i know, it's so hard for a vogiu person like me to admit that i'm typical. ;p )

FYI, only mee & kueytiaw considered noodle. Mihun also makanan celah gigi for me. ;p

born this way ...

After the class, one member came to me to ask the name of the song. I looked at her .. ALAMAK, cockeye. I panicked. I dunno which eye to look at, and i don't want to look away while talking to her cos it might hurt her feeling and it's very rude.

So left or right? Or the one closer to me? And some said i should just look at the nose. But if i do that, i scared later i pulak yang cockeye.

Any idea what/ where is the best part for me to look at?


p/s : i'm not making fun with those with cockeye ok? just curios. cos i know, she were born this way. ( sempat menGAGA lagi ;p )

white against all ...

I saw a young lady ( most likely an OL ) at the bank just now. She was wearing some typical office wear, with a pair of WHITE stockings. I always feel that white sticking is so Ah Lian. Cos it looks like they are trying too hard to make their legs looks fairer, but actually it looks so fake. And it's totally out-dated ( late 80's early 90's ). Agree?



Got these souvenirs from my friend who just came back from Europe. I love it very much. Ada fesen? :))

做麼沒有的？

I was wearing my shoes at the locker room when a Chinese uncle came out from the shower just wrapped with towel and stood at the other corner of the room( near the exit ). He opened his locker and took out his clothes. I stood up and walked towards the exit. He took off his towel and started to change. I kinda saw his naked body for 1 second and i was shocked!!!

HOW COME NOTHING GEH???????!!!!!!!!

This is what i saw from in that 1 second ...

The moral of the story is :
" skin color underwear is ... SCARY!!! " lol ;p

In my opinion, i think skin color undie is just as bad as red and orange. What color undie is totally unacceptable to you?

i am what i wear!?

I was at Sg Wang during last week. Jalan-jalan, just to kill time. So many people, mainly my species ( lala ;p ). And of cos i saw so many interesting fashion. A fat Chinese guy wore a printed tee with the word "我係靚仔" ( i am leng chai ), when he is obviously ... NOT. Then a Malay rempit wore a very tight fitting tee with printed "廢材" ( useless ). Or maybe he actually meant it. LOL ;p

Sometimes i wonder if they really know what is the meaning of the words.


Do you have any of those printed t-shirt?

keep wrapping, keep keep wrapping ...

I was driving when i saw something interesting in the car in front of me. According to the registration plate, the car should be at least 1 year old. But the interesting thing is, all the plastic covering the car seats are still there. And the people just sat on it. How come lah?

Cos whenever buy new stuffs ( electrical items, furniture, etc. ), the first thing i'll do is unwrap or peel off the plastic on it. Cos i beh tahan the fact that there's a piece of plastic hanging on it. So sakit mata memandang. ;p

I still remember one of my ex roommate in college, who slept on his mattress that was still wrapped with plastic for the whole semester. We tried lie on it when he was out, and it was totally uncomfortable. Lying on something that is not 'breath', so warm. wonder how can he sleep in the night. ;p

Do you peel off the plastic / protective cover immediately after you bought something? Or you just leave it on as long as possible?