Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Talk straight-straight

一向來都不喜歡那些講話耍太極的人。還是有話直說比較好,比較真。但以前在代表學校出外辯論時,常常都會講出很多又假,又不實際,很不像我的話。為了就是能在評盤那,爭取多一點分數。

開始前一定要講一些有的沒的來捧大家和裝飾自己一下下。。。

Yang Mulia Tuan Pengurusi Majlis, Para Hakim yang pasti tidak akan terpesong dari paksi keadilannya, Barisan Pembangkang yang dihormati tetapi tidak digeruni, Guru Besar, guru-guru dan para hadirin yang hadir untuk menjadi saksi kepada kebenaran. Berdirinya saya di sini adalah untuk ..........

講完了以上的一大串廢話,才能進主題。還好我不是回教徒。不然前面還要加個 。。。

Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh...

接這就是講重點。心情好的時候,中間還可以穿插些pantun來諷刺對方。。。

Memaku dulang daun serpih,
Mengata orang anda yang lebih.

或著。。。

Ikan gelama ikan tenggiri,
Rasanya enak dimasak kari,
Usahlah anda terlalu memuji,
Masuk bakul angkat sendiri,

發表完了還要嘮些pantun來送自己推下。醬才比較有型。。。

Gendang-gendut tali kecapi,
Izinkan saya mengundurkan diri.

以上的一切一切,如果在發生在我們生活上,不覺的很累嗎?
還是你就是醬的一個人?


好啦,我承認諷刺人的那part還蠻爽的。哈哈。

21 comments:

  1. 强者~
    还好当司仪不需要前面那堆话。

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  2. i dun understand any of the pantun at all~ lolz...i'm not good in malay :(

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  3. jen .. emcee is the one who always want us to give shorter and faster speech ;p

    leu .. nvm la. but i would be fun to use it in a subtle way.. either to praise or to be sarcastic..;p

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  4. i only see a whole lot of malay vocab i don't understand, can't figure out what you are trying to say.. but i like that "assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh", let me memorise that.. :p

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  5. sk .. next time u see me make sure u greet me with the whole phrase wo.. then i can reply u " mu alaikum salam ".. then only we can salam ...LOL ;p

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  6. 老实说。。。我很讨厌虚伪的。。。但要在这个现实的世界里生存不假的话就很难咯!
    我比较喜欢直话直说。。。
    你参加过辩论的哦???那就很厉害讲话咯!!!

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  7. 现在谁不假?
    粉底再薄也是妆,说活再直接还是少不了婉转,要不然怎么生存下去. 看来我接下来面试的时候会需要更假更狗...

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  8. lesly .. 我‘死凈巴口‘,不去辨論還能做什麼woorr?

    wayne .. 更假更狗?這招不是你的必殺技咩?c u tmr.

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  9. Talk straight straight don't bent... kakaka :p

    Sometime it's so hard to be friend with those who round the garden ... :p

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  10. Wah! Chinese, English and now BM. Your blog now only needs the fourth major language ie Tamil to be truly 1Malaysia.
    +Ant+

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  11. tz .. ya lah.. talk half an hour oso dunno what he wants... sien ahh...:(

    ant .. no lah.. not going towards that direction... so no need to learn tamil yet ;p

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  12. not bad huh...still can remember those "scripts"....

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  13. yvonne .. of cos la.. ;p

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  14. lol, you actually did participate with BM debate? And you gave those speech? LOL, so hebat! salute!

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  15. freedom .. ya lah.. Malay lah.. fyi .. i was the Champion of Pertandingan Bercerita Daerah Klang when i was standard 4 leerr.. the slowly change to debate lo..;p

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  16. I can't imagine you were giving speech on the stage, must be very lala and bitchy! Worth slapping! *piak* LOL (i'm plain jealous)

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  17. freedom .. sori lo.. that time my lalaness n bitchiness haven't develop...still very serious one ;p

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  18. 假如我是观众的话,我一定会很想扁那个讲那么多开场白,拼命拍评审马屁的人的咯!
    我想那一小段应该不会为他带来好分数吧?没有限时吗,还可以这样子咯里咯唆一大堆……

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  19. choocolate ... got got... got marks one.. thats how u market pr present urself ma...

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  20. 喔……那就难怪了咯……
    我想假如能够得分的话,我一定也会和他一样bla~bla~~bla~~~那么多的咯……^_^

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  21. thats y .. its all about the 1st impression... if ur opening is POWERFUL.. they will pay more attention on ur content :)

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