我找到啦！

在soonchit那裡看見這張照片，馬上笑了出來。
覺得很親切，很有感覺。你們看了會不會也像我一樣心情輕鬆了一些些？
看吧，大嘴不一定是件壞事。對不？

對啦，你們有沒有覺得她很有資格當我的接班人呢？

All the while i am very proud of my big mouth and thick lips. Cos i know, when i grow old, when all the muscle shrunk, there's still a thin lips left. While those who have thin lips now will just have an opening under their nose. LOL ;p

Do you like your lips/ mouth?

p/s : sorry soonchit, for using your pic without asking..:)

冷冷的我。。。

如果為了要讓自己更fit，就很快的戒掉所喜愛的飲品（ coke & 100 plus ），人家說我定力夠。
但如果為了讓自己過得好些，就能很快的忘了之前的傷感，就是‘無情‘和‘冷血‘嗎？


I don't think that i am an EMO person, cos i don't like the feeling of sad and down. So i choose to be optimistic cos i don't want to waste my time over something that is already happened and too late to do anything. But sometimes people will think that i am a bit too optimistic that it became DENIAL ( 逃避 ).
Why must we cry when we fall?
Why can't we just stand up and keep walking?


Do you really think that i'm IN DENIAL?

CHEENA-nyerrrrr

I went to met up a new client yesterday. From the look of the office, i can sense that they are a chinaman company. But when i stepped in the boss' office.... Ya Allah... can it get anymore CHEENA-ER?
There he was, sitting on a rectangular table with lots of fengshui stuff. But the main thing that attracted my eyes was his chair. He was actually sitting on a DRAGON-CHAIR ( 龍椅 ) ! It's a leather office chair with wooden dragon details on top of it. WOW! I thought i can only see this type of chair in MUSEUM or TEMPLE. ( 馬上有想‘問神‘的衝動。哈哈);p
OK lorr.. that's his taste lorr.. i'll try to accept it. So i went to him, gave him my card and introduced myself. ALAMAK !! I looked at him.. he was wearing a WIG!!! Die-lah.. thats no way that i can concentrate on talking business now...;p
Long story short, i didn't take the project, cos the way they work is too typical chinaman..

他的龍椅比這還有誇張一點點。你說啦，是不是像神廟裡乩童坐來上身用的呢？

What will be your reaction, if your boss gave you a dragon chair to celebrate your promotion? Or your parents insist you buy you this for your new house?

如果我是有錢人。。。

~ I will spend the money without much considerations ( 洗腳唔抹腳 )
~ I think i'll end up being a Branded Slave ( 正宗名牌精 )
~ My level of unfriendliness will be worst than now ( 生人勿近 )
~ I'll only hang out with those back-stabbing rich bitches ( 物以纇聚 )
~ I will miss out lots of fun ( 現在的我，蠻快樂 )
~ I might look down on certain people ( 大頭症，狗眼看人低 )
~ I won't be : The Big Mouth ! ( 是你們的損失。哈哈 )

I think God is very considerate and fair to me. Cos He wants me to be a good person. Therefore He make sure that i won't be rich. So that i will be the person that you all like......LOL :P
於其我變成以上的種種不是，你說啦，是不是很 ：“抵我無發達“？
哈哈。


如果你是有錢人，壞處是。。。

超級名模大對決！

那天看了Wayne的entry，有點不甘心。
明明大家都是超模（自封的），但做麼會差醬多咧？
人家有４２吋長腿，我卻只有３７吋。而且還是肉腿。
古人說得對 ：同人唔同命，同遮唔同柄。

以他醬的身材，好樣小S醬代言牛仔褲應該很適合。
而我呢？現在開始代言anti wrinkle, anti sagging cream應該可以了吧？
你說對嗎？

( Thanks Biaomei for taking this TSK picture at Times, Pavilion .. hehehe ;p )


If you can choose to be the spokesperson for 1 thing, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

p/s : paiseh lah Wayne, curi your gorgeous pic ;p

not EVERYBODY !!!

It happened long time ago, when i was still working with some company. Every time the management send some email to EVERYBODY, everyone will receive it ... except me. Complained a few times to the I.T. department but still the same. My colleagues said that i am not in the EVERYBODY list cos i am NOBODY.
And normally i will just stare back at them and say :

" Jangan jealous, i am not everybody ... cos i am SOMEBODY! " ;p


Back to the issue, i really hate people that reply email to EVERYBODY, when the matter is just between him/her to the other person. Why must drag everyone in? Why must flood everyone's emails with their uninteresting stories?

What will you do when you received this type of mails?
I normally will write back to the sender and ask him/her to remove my name from the recipients' list .. before i go to him/her to remove it myself! ( And they know it will be really UGLY when i have to do so...hehehe ;p )

That's not my NAME !!!

Honestly, is it very difficult to pronounce my surname ~ HWANG ( as in huang 黃 )? Cos i get very annoyed when people call me something else, especially when i've already corrected them.

Last week, an Indian lady from some hotel promotion department called :

Her : Hello, can i speak to Mr hwEEng? ( Malaysian with mat Salleh accent ;p )

Me : Sorry? Who? ( purposely )

Her : Mr HwEEng XX.

Me : It's Hwang. You are?

Her : Oh Mr HwEEng. I am calling from..bla bla bla.. Mr HwEEng, we will upgrade you...bla bla bla...So Mr HwEEng, are you interested to.....?

You say lah.. geram tak?

And there's this Malay lady lagi funny. I think she got cock-eyed or she doesn't know how to pronounce HWANG, so she pamdai-pandai 'sinka-ly' change the H to A... and call me Encik Awang... Encik Awang niii.. Encik Awang tuu..... Uhhh.. I felt like slapping her !!!

( One of my favorite song, from on of my favorite band )
Maybe i should play this song to them every time she pronounce wrongly..can?

What is your reaction when someone called your name wrongly?
And when they still call the same after you corrected them?

Why no smile?

在gym裡等class時遇見Annie。

Annie ：阿靚，點解面黑黑行哩行去啊？

我 ：ceh，我又唔係親善小姐。做咩要笑容滿面扮friendly worr？哈哈。

Honestly, i am not a 'friendly-looking' person when i am alone or concentrating on doing something. That's why lots of people dare not approach me when they see me. And most of the time i will look at the floor when i walk. So i won't know if there is anyone trying to smile or approach me...

But i am curious to know, what is your reaction when you see someone ( stranger ) suddenly smile to you in a public place? Just a normal friendly smile, nothing hanky-panky ok? ;p

A) you nod your head and smile back politely

B) you stare back at that person without an expression

C) you look away pretending you didn't see anything

For me, i think most of the time i will act (B), cos dunno how to react. And end up giving the " Apa pandang-pandang?" face ...LOL ;p

好事不怕多做

有沒有很奇怪咧？想我醬的賤嘴也能講出醬有人性的話。哈哈。
我不算是個迷信的人，不去算命也不管風水。但有些事情真的好像有點玄，不到你不信。

（以下所寫的不是為了炫耀，只是想跟大家分想 ）

上兩個星期應朋友的邀約，買了一張慈善演唱會的票。心想是為了慈善就買了ＶＩＰ票（ＲＭ２８８）。幾天過後，突然手上多了兩個新的project。而且，每個project都是超過ＲＭ２０Ｋ的。雖然還在談，但應該還蠻有希望的。說真的，我還是第一次有醬大budget的project。有點怕但很興奮。（希望都談成啦 ）

Ｇym裡現在有個募款活動，是給孤兒院的。我星期一就開了一張ＲＭ１００的cheque給他們。沒想到，早上開cheque，傍晚就接到電話要我replace別人的class。不是一兩個class，而是加起來有７個class！那７個class的payment加起來都有我那張cheque的好幾倍！

所以你說呢，是不是好事不怕多做咧？
你今年或最近又做了什麼好事呢？


像我醬的賤嘴，也只能靠做善事來積功得，讓自己過得更好。哈哈。

我瘦佐。

Not really lah. Saje say like that. Cos you will oso get bored if i keep on complaining about gaining weight. But the truth is.. i did lose some weight.. and now am working very hard to maintain the current weight and shape. At the end of the day, i think it's all worth the hard work as people started to notice that i lose weight or look better ( or maybe still look the same ;p ).

But sometimes it's kinda funny to get silly compliments from some silly people.
I would like to know what will be your response when someone said to you :

" Your neck is slimmer now. 你條頸瘦佐！"

So the tiba-tiba kan? The whole body you don't see, and you pick to compliment on the less important part.... ;p

" Do you think that i will look even VOGUE-er if i lose another 3 pounds? " ;p

881

I am so happy that i finally got the project at Setia Alam. This is actually my third year training their staffs for annual dinner performance. And i hope more to come lah. ;p

So i went for the very first meeting with the committees and performers. Everything was quite smooth. At the end of the meeting, i requested for all the performers to stand up in a row, so that i can roughly know their size and height. When i looked at the female performers, i smiled to the committees and commented :

" Hmm.. this year all petite size horr? "

Then suddenly this tudung-ed kakak looked at me one kind. She thought i was being rude by saying something dirty about the ladies.

" Apa 'BETIK' size? " She thought i was commented on certain part of their body!!! Ya Allah. You know lah, when we said a lady with 'BETIK', it means the shape of her... So salah kan? ;p


Honestly, i am not a fan of papaya milk. Or shall i say, i don't like any fresh fruit juice mixed with milk. My favorite is mango juice. What about you?

好心‘選‘好報。

昨晚和朋友去看了‘買冰淇林給你慈善演唱會‘。不錯的一個show。整場show眼濕了兩次。兩次都是在那些小朋友出來唱歌的時候。印像深刻的有兩段表演。李心潔唱‘自由‘和‘裙擺搖搖‘時，全場站起來一起high。第二段當然是阿蓮姐唱‘紙飛機‘和‘至少還有你‘。她的聲音真的美到 ~~~ toom一聲啊！
就像阿牛還是易傑齊所說的：“看玩了慈善演唱會，大家今晚一定很好睡！“果然，昨晚我一覺睡到天亮。但我想，一定只是我最近太累了吧？哈哈。


我知道我們做善事時，是不應該去想會回報的。
但如果在這裡‘假假‘開放給你選的話，你會選那一個？

a) 長命多十年

b) 好運二十年

c) 發達三十年

d) 靚足一輩子

身為‘外貌協會‘總會長的我，你應該不難知道我的選擇吧？哈哈。

萬聖節‘很‘快樂！

第一次join萬聖節的活動。
第一次畫著妝來教class。
第一次在gym裡給人家當‘鬼‘醬來看。
還有。。還有。。
的一次給醬多人輪著來‘姦‘。。opps不是，是‘輪‘著來拍照。
突然覺得自己好像superstar醬，頭頂上多了很多spotlights。
（我在locker room畫妝時還給人家'guat'，因為他無意間看到我，嚇了一跳。哈哈。還有還有。在外等class時，有個鬼妹跑來問我誰幫我畫的，怎樣畫的。因為她說很美。她萬聖節也要醬畫。真開心，有人欣賞我的作品。）

‘萬聖節‘真好玩！！！
你呢？有沒有打算萬聖節去那裡嚇人？





( more pictures to be downloaded soon. )

Reminder :
If you are free on this Saturday ( 31/10 ), please come to Jaya 33 at 12.45pm to try my class. It's TrueFitness' Halloween Open House. Bring whoever is interested to try la. See you there! :)

鬼火甘靚!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, tuan-tuan adan puan-puan serta pondans sekalian...

True Fitness is going to have an OPEN DAY on 31/10/2009 ( Saturday ). Everyone and anyone can come and workout or join the classes at all clubs. Can bring your friends la, families la, darlings la, satu kampung la... to join us there. Since it's on Halloween Day itself, we are going to change all the classes to Halloween themed classes. Means if possible, come with costume of makeups la. If you think that your face is scary enough, then just come like that la.. no need waste energy. ;p

FYI, i will be conducting a Halloween Dance Mania class at Jaya 33 at 12.45pm. Please come and support me by shaking the ass and pumping the chest together..;p
So, can you make it?


話說回來，我還在煩不知道要扮什麼鬼。以我的個性，我當讓不會醜化我自己啦！你有什麼好提議呢？記得，前題是：
我不要“鬼甘肉酸“，我只要“鬼火甘靚“！！！！！


自己無聊在家裡試畫，可能會加一點蜘蛛在臉上，扮一只超'FESEN'跟超VOGUE的蜘蛛精。你覺得怎樣？

One stick KILL all?

Remember the earlier post about the 'tudung-ed' lady complaining about not being touched? Well, i just saw a new comment by a new visitor, which obviously felt insulted about the content. I believe that it was a she, and she COMMENTED :
housewife9988 said...
hello danny
u wrote no touch the body is well written n said but how come you end up with desperate housewife out there LOL... I tell you not all housewife as u thought.. not one stick can kill all housewives... just beware of your so called sentence Leh.. hehehee..
more respect housewives.. ur mother no housewife? ur wife to be can be 200% no need to do house work... ah cheheheh..

October 24, 2009 10:18 PM



And i RESPONDED :
Danny said...
9988 .. hello.. welcome :)
i TOTALLY AGREE with you.. "NOT ONE STICK CAN KILL ALL "..

this post is just one of the story about those che-che / housewives in my class.. BUT, if you read the rest of my OLDER posts about them.. u'll know how much i adore and salute them.. their charisma, attitude and sporting-ness..:)) so, NOT ONE STICK CAN KILL ALL... do you agree? :))

oh ya.. u r rite.. my mum is not a housewife :) thanks for asking :))

October 24, 2009 11:37 PM


I don't mean to be rude, but i think we all ( i am constantly REMINDING myself ) should always think twice or at least get all the necessary infos before jumping into conclusion. Do you agree?
( There, Madam housewife, i helped promoting your blog. Hahaha )


話說回來，我還對那些“一點點事就扯你的家人進來講“的人有點反感。一人做事一人當嘛。我有個原哲，我在laser人的時候只講當事人，絕對不會把親戚朋友拉進來。
你會不會和我一樣呢？