... is when you see a bunch of small girls ( aged 4 - 8 years old ) doing body roll, hip swing, non stop touching their body and dancing to some Kpop songs on stage during a Christmas pageant. And to make it worse, a group of adults ( their parents ) non stop taking picture and cheering for them off stage while the girls trying to sell their sex appeal on stage.
What happened to the kids nowadays?
More importantly, what happened to the PARENTS these days?
Bought something that i thought is nice within 2 hours and went back.
No time to think and plan for a Christmas gift wrapping concept this year.
Then i just used whatever i have in my storeroom and tadaa..
My Christmas gift for 2013..
A plain brown paper and black satin ribbon with my 'signature' single knot.
A plastic black spike / mini cone to make it a bit edgy ( i hope so ;p )
Started to gave them out cos i don't think i'll meet up with those people till next year.
So? Have you started / done your Christmas shopping?
p/s : just realized that this is post no. 1201 in my blog. :)
I've never dreamt of something like this.
It was like watching my own biography movie.
It was a dream that brought me back to my teenage years, then present days and lastly .. when i am old!
Not only me, there were some family members and friends starred in this 1 night only drama.
Gila kan? Watching everybody grow old!!!
Anybody got this experience before?
BTW, FYI ... i still look good... when i'm old.
Bought so many stuff... but still not complete yet. Need to source more locally.
Came back with 3 bags full of costumes.
Checked in the big blue luggage back ( which is just slightly over the allowed weight ) and hand carried the backpack and gym back ( which weighted more than 10 kg ). Imagine carrying them n walk around the airport. ;p
the 3 bags
part of the content ( table too full to put in others )
But overall i'm happy, cos after the show, i get too keep all the costumes.
So whoever planned to dress up as Gaga or Katy Perry or slut for the coming Halloween, i have the right costume for you. ;p
while i was busy flipping thru a rack full of sequin short dresses, the owner came to me and asked :
" for you? "
..... ooopps. ;p
A friend called me just now. Got love problem la konon. Talk, talk, talk... i just patiently listen. Then he came out with a solution ..
" I dunno why i will act like that. What to do? I'm a typical Leo. "
Once i heard him saying that... i tak boleh tahan liao.
Cos i don;t really follow/ believe those horoscope/ zodiac stuff.
To me, that's just a reference, not to decide what you should do.
A lot of people are using it to limit yourself or as an excuse to support what you do.
By the way, I am a virgo.
And according to 'me' , i am vogiu, bitchy, shameless and creative. ;p
The diva in my team finally showed her true colors. And it's ugly. :(
So uncooperative, selfish and annoying.
She even went home half way while everyone waiting for their turn to rehearse.
Since i'm the director, choreographer, costume designer and final decision maker for everything related to the show...
Can't wait to see what costume i'm going to 'give' her for the show.
The moral of the story :
Do not mess with a bitch, if you are powerless. ;p
I was at the petrol station filling up the petrol. While waiting, i suddenly thought of some dance steps that i can use for my show. So i started to tap my feet, a bit of arm movement. Hmm.. not bad. Ahh.. maybe a body roll at the end will be nice. So i tried. Yup.. perfect.
Then i saw this woman in the car next to me, watching me 'dancing'.
Have a great weekend weekend everyone. :)
Yup.. i've started with the main project. So far so good ( finger crossed ). Only detected a 'diva' in the group. Hmm .. might need to change the approach, cos there cannot be 2 divas in a group. ;p
Btw, things been looking good since after raya.
I'm officially fully booked with jobs till mid December!
And i'm actually working on 4 job at the same time.
I can only die, no room for falling sick. :(
Wish me good health... same to everyone else.
Have a great week people. :)
Due to the new project, i need to cancel some of my classes in gym for 9 weeks... 2 months!!!
I thought they will drop my class and replace with other programs cos 2 months is really a bit too long ( i also a bit paiseh when i told them ;p ). But surprisingly they are ok with it. They will find a replacement to temporarily conducting my classes. And i can go back teaching once i finished my project. So i don't have to worry on not enough class after the project.. Yayyyy!!!
I feel very lucky. :)
Or i'm just too good that they have to have me?
Muahahahaha ( syok sendiri ;p )
It's been my dream to do a show to pay tribute to the Pop Divas. And now i have the opportunity to do it ( something like celebrity idols dance performance ). And i'm having cold feet .. major cold feet.
Cos doing someone so popular is a do or die situation. People will have certain expectation when they see those names.
What if my Gaga is not weird enough?
What if my MJ is too divaish?
What if my Madonna is too Kylie?
What if ....
Am having headache compiling the RIGHT ( iconic ) song for each celebrity.
What is the first song/scene that came to your mind when i say ..
a) Micheal Jackson ( this one terpaksa buat one ;p )
b) Lady Gaga
e) J Lo
g) who else that is very iconic ( easy to recognize based on the look/costumes )
Those who know me should know that i am not a 'physical' person.
I don't like to hold hands, place hand on shoulder, giving the tai-tai style air-kiss ( so the pretentious ;p ) or duduk himpit-himpit with others, even close friends.
But lately ( exactly 2 Saturdays ago ), i think i'm addicted to something .. something called a HUG.
Not sure why but i just feel like a hug represent thousands and millions of words and feelings that one would want to express. And it definitely makes a lot of people feel warmer and happier. I am one of them.
For the past 2 weeks, i've hugged so many times ( more times than i ever hugged in 35 years ).
And i'm loving each and every time i do it. :)
After a series of insomnia, stress, sweat, tears and weight lost ..
this is what i ( we, my team ) got...
It was really a pleasant surprise cos i only aim for 3rd place!
And the best thing is .. i'm now officially in the panel choreographers' list.
Meaning more jobs in the near ( like starting next week ) future.
Lastly, hopefully i'll be active again in my blog. :)
Have great week ahead everyone.
I've been receiving signs from my body since 2 weeks ago .. hinting me to take a rest , which i can't afford to :(
Went to collect 3 items from my supplier. Went off without item #3 ... forgot. It's too late when my supplier called me about it. Told him will collect the day after.
Reached home. Unloaded item #1 & #2 at the lobby then parked my car. Met and chatted with my neighbor on the way from parking lot to lobby. End up taking time #1 to my house, leaving item #2 in the lobby. Only realized it the next day when i was on the way out!!!
Canceled too many classes, due to the project as well as tireness. Almost fainted in the class on Friday ( so the dramatic kan? basal.. my style ;p ). Totally weak, none of my movement that day was sharp. :(
Rested yesterday and today.. but the haze is not helping. :(
2 more weeks to go...
Praying for a good health.
Take good care of yourselves everybody. :)
Have a great week ahead.
.. is something that i would like to say to a pretentious diva i saw yesterday. He was walking and texting in the crowded mall. Most of the people walking towards his direction have to make way for him cos he was too busy texting. And the best thing is, he was wearing a super huge mak datin sunglasses, in door. ;(
Sorry la. Super busy and stressed lately. Need to do some bitching to destress. ;p
Happy mid week everyone.
Yup. The light is getting brighter. And i'm super excited about it.
It was scary to have almost '0' job since CNY.
But it all changed this week.
Guess i'll be super busy from now on till mid July ( and hopefully more after that )
Have a great week ahead everyone. :)
p/s : perfect timing to slim down with the work stress... lol ;p
I was having lunch at McD and a middle aged couple sat next at the table next to mine. They were acting so cuddly and talking quite loud .. loud enough for me to hear everything. ;p
Halfway eating, the guy asked the lady to help scratching his back. So she did. Then the guy thanked her and said he's back is not itchy anymore, but she did not stop. Cos according to her, and i quote :
" Never mind darling, i love scratching you. "
Luckily the guy is quiet while getting scratched. Or else, it would be a Value Meal with a side of soft porn. LOL ;p
The gym was packed with people on Labor Day. So funny kan? People work(out) extra hard on the day dedicated for them to rest. ;p
.. i'm able to hold my pee till i find the nearest ' available ' toilet at the petrol station!
It was raining cats and dogs at my area all the way to Serdang. Floods everywhere, and the cars were not moving at all. Dah lah late for class, suddenly got the urge to PEE!
Stuck in the jam for more than 30mins. At one point, i seriously thought of sacrificing my water bottle ( ;p ) Finally made an illegal turning and started my hunt for a toilet.
Reached the 1st Petronas. my goodness... the queue.. seems like everyone was on the same mission as i was. Quickly reversed and continued hunting for the next Petronas. Thank God no the toilet is available. Ahhhhhhhhh......... ( no need explain kan? ;p )
Anyone peed in a water bottle or plastic bag ( due to some unavoidable reason ) before?
Or you actually ter-peed in your pants? ( don't worry, i won't judge or laugh at you. cos i know the feeling.... )
My youngest sis called me this morning. Apparently one of my secondary school classmate is at her office. And she recognized my sis by her surname and the fact that we both looked very much alike ( according to my friend la ;p )
Then my sis gave me an unexpected conclusion :
" Next time, think twice before you call me FAT. " ;p
I finally got the reply from Paris last Friday evening.
Apparently, they've decided that i'm 'not ready' to take up the offer. They will send over some guidelines / handbooks on what they are expecting. I can't say that i'm not disappointed, but at the same time, i felt relieved and kinda happy, cos i don't have to wait anymore. :)
On the bright side, they did offer me a smaller part of the job. They think i should start small and familiarize with them before taking over the actual job. Well, an offer is still an offer. I'll live with it, a least for now. Cos i'm still eyeing on the actual job. :)
So last Friday reached home around 10.45pm ( after 2 classes ). Had my dinner. Felt a bit empty. So i gathered all my disappointment, turned on the video on youtube and watched/practiced for 30 mins. And i taught PSY's Gentleman for my 2 classes on Saturday. Hehehe.
To add in more fun, i brought my sunglasses and a bow-tie for the few final rounds for the class. I told my members :
" See? I got my sunglasses, i got my bow tie, i got my stupid face on, and also the cacat dance moves. I feel like PSY. Hahaha. "
Member : " You just have to put on 20 kg more. "
Guess what was my reply?
" Chooooooooiiiiiiiii " ;p
Have a great week ahead everyone.
Glad to be back :)
p/s : found this song last night. and WOW... i'm so alive now. I'm so going to do this song for my class next week. :)
Went for a meeting/ presentation for my new/potential client this morning. This might be one of the most important presentation that might affected my career in the future. I've been doing the preparations for weeks. Surprisingly i slept very well last night. :)
Everything went smoothly. I was calm and confident while presenting. They like my ideas. So now i'll have to come out with a proper proposal for them to submit to Paris ( the principle ) for approval. And if everything goes well, i'll be the happiest person in the world. :))
Just to mark a new day of a new year of me blogging ( bitching ) here.
To those who read, visited, supported, commented and criticized .. THANK YOU.
And for those who don't think that this blog will last for more than 3 years .. go back eat yourself la.. LOL ;p
Danny : The BIG Mouth ~ celebrating 5 years of excellence in bitching and time wasting.
Say you are in a hotel room. Suddenly, you feel the urge to go toilet ( for #2 ). But the problem is, there's someone ( family member, close friend, other half, etc. ) is showering in the bathroom. You knocked the door and told him/her. He/she said " Just come in and use the toilet, i don't mind. " And he/she refused to get out from the shower for a moment while you closing the deal.
Can you do that?
You can control your pose, you might able to control the noise, but you definitely cannot control the smell. ( or can you? ;p )
So, can you?