Monday, April 23, 2012

not that vogiu after all.

There's a super diva member ( Chinese ) in the gym who sometimes join my class. He always come in with branded stuff ( even his water bottle ;p ) and acted all diva like so the atas. Never social with any other members, just do whatever he needed to do and then go back ( ehh! ... sounds so like me lol ;p ).

As a friendly and caring ( ;p ) diva, i always wanted to talk to him. Saje nak check his background. So one day, i saw him in the at the changing room before the class. As a 'friendly' diva, i asked him ..
" Hi .. joing class today? "

Then dengan vogiunyerr ( tapi tak sevogiu i ;p ), he turned to me and said ..
" No larrr.. very laychee ( lazy ) la, no enerchee ( energy ) today. Just run on the mesin ( machine ) only. "

Me ..
" Okay. See you in the class next time. "

I smiled to him and walked away. Ceh!! Diva kampung rupanyerrr. ;p
( yes ! i am a shallow person ;p )


I was once commented by a member that my English have a Penang Hokkian slang / accent ( padahal i'm Klang Hakka ;p ). Do you have any special slang / accent when you speak English?

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  1. Wow...Divaing around ya...I would love to meet this 'friendly' diva soon

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    1. 'friendly' diva .. err.. u mean me rite :P

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    2. Yeah...Currently having my exams so maybe next mth la..lol..

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    3. all the best in ur exams then :)

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  2. Penang Hokkian and Klang Hokkien different lah~ Your member punya telinga "sum tim wong"... :P
    Diva kampung but everything branded leh~ Who knows, he only shop at Hong Kong or Taiwan or Singapore... Kampung people veli ri-chi...

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    1. i know penang n klang hokkian is different..
      but the thing is .. i am klang HAKKA.. strange or not?
      maybe i'm just special lah kan? ;p

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    2. i know i know..
      and i know u iso special.. in ur own way :)

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  3. My English is like that la one. :P

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    1. got meh got meh?
      how come last time i din realize one? ;p

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  4. haha omgosh kampung slang!!!!

    i've been told im very american.. i guess to much of Grey's and Charmed

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    1. wow... american huh?
      gd la.. can pretend live in overseas for years..lol
      ( or mmg u from overseas huh ;p )

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    2. pffft how i wish im from overseas hah

      was even american before i step into university, but lately my tongue hasn't been keeping up with my brain though

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    3. or issit u got mat salleh blood / soul in your ..lol? ;p

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    4. oh 1/8 portuguese la.

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    5. jealous nyerr.. i oly half china half malaysia ~"

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  5. Sometimes and it depends on the situation, and who I am talking to.

    :)

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    1. icic... no wonder u act so diva when u talk to me larrr..
      haha.. see diva must speak diva is sit? lol ( tak mall ) ;p

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    2. oh.. i'm honored :)

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  6. hahahaha 'diva kampung' XD

    never heard this term before :P

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    1. haha.. we can create our own term..
      asalkan kita suka.. who cares la kan? :)

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  7. still have the malaysian tongue when speak english but not as bad as long time ago xD dont think i can ever get rid of it..haha

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    1. i think most of us ( including me ) have this problem.. just depend son how serious it is :)

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    2. Got meh? No lah! Sure boh? Haiayh... hahahahahaha

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    3. we know u dun have .. mat salleh celup ;phahahaha

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    4. apa itu "mat salleh celup"? :P
      Cant laugh unless I paham XP

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    5. haha.. u know what?
      thats mat salleh celup is actually not for u..
      salah orang.. ampun tuanku ;p

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    6. ooo... ok, tumpang tanya... nvm, I'll google for it... tak boleh ampun, hantar luar, kasi pancung...

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    7. no need google ..
      mat salleh celup = those that act/pretend like mat salleh / mat salleh wannabe..
      again.. i'm not talking about u ok? :)

      how dare u pancung me?
      the world oledi lack of vogiu ppl..
      still want to pancung me! ;p

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    8. ah~ tahu pun... nah, I mau pretend pun dua langkah tak sampai, orang dah ketawa nak mampus.

      you yang kasi tahu, sudah ada Diva Kampung mah~
      Diva urban too mainstream... :P

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    9. no need pretend.. m sure u r special the way u r :)

      btw, this is my 1st entry that reached 50 comments ...kamsia very much :)

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    10. Congratz!!!

      saje nak make it 51 :P

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    11. kamsia .. now it's 52 lol ;p

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  8. Well I guess nobody can defeat your vogiuness jor hahaha :P

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    1. got got..
      but i just refuse to accept them ...hahahaha ;p

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  9. My english is very Malay English accent wor.......

    how la to do like this...... cannot la.... but at least i don't drop my water face ya...... if not my blood go upstairs u know...... LOL

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    1. nvm la.. we all same same la..
      when u free come out drink and we story again? :)

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  10. English I don't know...but my Chinese accent switches immediately when I talk to non malaysians. So funny when my china friend saw a video I dedicated for my friends at Penang with myself talking a bunch of crap, then she asked me what language I was saying ><

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    1. me too me too..
      my mandarin will suddenly become so the perfect when i speak to those from china or taiwan..
      all my hanyupinyin will come out..lol ;p

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  11. my english sounds like Asian who pretend to speak with a western slang. so the menyampah!

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    1. got meh?
      how come u got so many things tat i din realize one?
      must meet up soon horrr? ;)

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  12. Not such a diva after all :) Glad to know you made an effort.

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    1. effort? haha..
      must check out ' competition' ma...lol 'p

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  13. i had sex with an indian hunk yesterday ?

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  14. my accent quite different, always kena tembak by semenanjung malaysians. -__-

    Some says it sounds pro, some says it sounds pretentious.

    Dive is more in trend, i want learn!

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    1. semenanjung? huh? u from east msia issit?
      tak apa bah, asalkan boleh faham bah. ;p

      btw, u can't learn diva, u need to b born with it..hahahaahahahahahahahah ;p

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  15. I tend to get so self-conscious when makan-ing with you, coz I never know what you're thinking and talking behind back :P
    I speak cheena english lo, coz I'm laychee after eetin stim boat lor.
    +Ant+

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    1. wah wah wah.. if u were self-conscious when makaning with me ( which i dun think u care act impression lorrrr ;p )..i wonder how r u when u at ease? lol ;p
      no la.. i only bitch about ppl that need to be b bitched ..see .. i nor say anything bad act u n d gang here rite? :)

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