There's a super diva member ( Chinese ) in the gym who sometimes join my class. He always come in with branded stuff ( even his water bottle ;p ) and acted all diva like so the atas. Never social with any other members, just do whatever he needed to do and then go back ( ehh! ... sounds so like me lol ;p ).
As a friendly and caring ( ;p ) diva, i always wanted to talk to him. Saje nak check his background. So one day, i saw him in the at the changing room before the class. As a 'friendly' diva, i asked him ..
" Hi .. joing class today? "
Then dengan vogiunyerr ( tapi tak sevogiu i ;p ), he turned to me and said ..
" No larrr.. very laychee ( lazy ) la, no enerchee ( energy ) today. Just run on the mesin ( machine ) only. "
Me ..
" Okay. See you in the class next time. "
I smiled to him and walked away. Ceh!! Diva kampung rupanyerrr. ;p
( yes ! i am a shallow person ;p )
I was once commented by a member that my English have a Penang Hokkian slang / accent ( padahal i'm Klang Hakka ;p ). Do you have any special slang / accent when you speak English?
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Wow...Divaing around ya...I would love to meet this 'friendly' diva soon
ReplyDelete'friendly' diva .. err.. u mean me rite :P
DeleteYeah...Currently having my exams so maybe next mth la..lol..
Deleteall the best in ur exams then :)
DeletePenang Hokkian and Klang Hokkien different lah~ Your member punya telinga "sum tim wong"... :P
ReplyDeleteDiva kampung but everything branded leh~ Who knows, he only shop at Hong Kong or Taiwan or Singapore... Kampung people veli ri-chi...
i know penang n klang hokkian is different..
Deletebut the thing is .. i am klang HAKKA.. strange or not?
maybe i'm just special lah kan? ;p
Yes you are =) haha
Deletei know i know..
Deleteand i know u iso special.. in ur own way :)
My English is like that la one. :P
ReplyDeletegot meh got meh?
Deletehow come last time i din realize one? ;p
haha omgosh kampung slang!!!!
ReplyDeletei've been told im very american.. i guess to much of Grey's and Charmed
wow... american huh?
Deletegd la.. can pretend live in overseas for years..lol
( or mmg u from overseas huh ;p )
pffft how i wish im from overseas hah
Deletewas even american before i step into university, but lately my tongue hasn't been keeping up with my brain though
or issit u got mat salleh blood / soul in your ..lol? ;p
Deleteoh 1/8 portuguese la.
Deletejealous nyerr.. i oly half china half malaysia ~"
DeleteSometimes and it depends on the situation, and who I am talking to.
ReplyDelete:)
icic... no wonder u act so diva when u talk to me larrr..
Deletehaha.. see diva must speak diva is sit? lol ( tak mall ) ;p
Correct.
DeleteHeheheh...
oh.. i'm honored :)
Deletehahahaha 'diva kampung' XD
ReplyDeletenever heard this term before :P
haha.. we can create our own term..
Deleteasalkan kita suka.. who cares la kan? :)
still have the malaysian tongue when speak english but not as bad as long time ago xD dont think i can ever get rid of it..haha
ReplyDeletei think most of us ( including me ) have this problem.. just depend son how serious it is :)
DeleteGot meh? No lah! Sure boh? Haiayh... hahahahahaha
Deletewe know u dun have .. mat salleh celup ;phahahaha
Deleteapa itu "mat salleh celup"? :P
DeleteCant laugh unless I paham XP
haha.. u know what?
Deletethats mat salleh celup is actually not for u..
salah orang.. ampun tuanku ;p
ooo... ok, tumpang tanya... nvm, I'll google for it... tak boleh ampun, hantar luar, kasi pancung...
Deleteno need google ..
Deletemat salleh celup = those that act/pretend like mat salleh / mat salleh wannabe..
again.. i'm not talking about u ok? :)
how dare u pancung me?
the world oledi lack of vogiu ppl..
still want to pancung me! ;p
ah~ tahu pun... nah, I mau pretend pun dua langkah tak sampai, orang dah ketawa nak mampus.
Deleteyou yang kasi tahu, sudah ada Diva Kampung mah~
Diva urban too mainstream... :P
no need pretend.. m sure u r special the way u r :)
Deletebtw, this is my 1st entry that reached 50 comments ...kamsia very much :)
Congratz!!!
Deletesaje nak make it 51 :P
kamsia .. now it's 52 lol ;p
DeleteWell I guess nobody can defeat your vogiuness jor hahaha :P
ReplyDeletegot got..
Deletebut i just refuse to accept them ...hahahaha ;p
My english is very Malay English accent wor.......
ReplyDeletehow la to do like this...... cannot la.... but at least i don't drop my water face ya...... if not my blood go upstairs u know...... LOL
nvm la.. we all same same la..
Deletewhen u free come out drink and we story again? :)
English I don't know...but my Chinese accent switches immediately when I talk to non malaysians. So funny when my china friend saw a video I dedicated for my friends at Penang with myself talking a bunch of crap, then she asked me what language I was saying ><
ReplyDeleteme too me too..
Deletemy mandarin will suddenly become so the perfect when i speak to those from china or taiwan..
all my hanyupinyin will come out..lol ;p
Not such a diva after all :) Glad to know you made an effort.
ReplyDeleteeffort? haha..
Deletemust check out ' competition' ma...lol 'p
i had sex with an indian hunk yesterday ?
ReplyDeletei did have sex with an indian hunk yesterday !
Deletegood for you :)
Deletelol
Deletegot meh?
ReplyDeletehow come u got so many things tat i din realize one?
must meet up soon horrr? ;)
my accent quite different, always kena tembak by semenanjung malaysians. -__-
ReplyDeleteSome says it sounds pro, some says it sounds pretentious.
Dive is more in trend, i want learn!
semenanjung? huh? u from east msia issit?
Deletetak apa bah, asalkan boleh faham bah. ;p
btw, u can't learn diva, u need to b born with it..hahahaahahahahahahahah ;p
I tend to get so self-conscious when makan-ing with you, coz I never know what you're thinking and talking behind back :P
ReplyDeleteI speak cheena english lo, coz I'm laychee after eetin stim boat lor.
+Ant+
wah wah wah.. if u were self-conscious when makaning with me ( which i dun think u care act impression lorrrr ;p )..i wonder how r u when u at ease? lol ;p
Deleteno la.. i only bitch about ppl that need to be b bitched ..see .. i nor say anything bad act u n d gang here rite? :)