Thursday, November 19, 2009

CHEENA-nyerrrrr

I went to met up a new client yesterday. From the look of the office, i can sense that they are a chinaman company. But when i stepped in the boss' office.... Ya Allah... can it get anymore CHEENA-ER?
There he was, sitting on a rectangular table with lots of fengshui stuff. But the main thing that attracted my eyes was his chair. He was actually sitting on a DRAGON-CHAIR ( 龍椅 ) ! It's a leather office chair with wooden dragon details on top of it. WOW! I thought i can only see this type of chair in MUSEUM or TEMPLE. ( 馬上有想‘問神‘的衝動。哈哈);p
OK lorr.. that's his taste lorr.. i'll try to accept it. So i went to him, gave him my card and introduced myself. ALAMAK !! I looked at him.. he was wearing a WIG!!! Die-lah.. thats no way that i can concentrate on talking business now...;p
Long story short, i didn't take the project, cos the way they work is too typical chinaman..

他的龍椅比這還有誇張一點點。你說啦,是不是像神廟裡乩童坐來上身用的呢?

What will be your reaction, if your boss gave you a dragon chair to celebrate your promotion? Or your parents insist you buy you this for your new house?

22 comments:

  1. Aiyo Grandma dare not invite you to his house lor. nanti you blog about his feng shui stuffs pula!
    BTW I never seen a dragon chair like this. He must be very powerful and rich. I believe in the power of 9 Dragons and have over 10 stuffs with 9 dragons! Kekekeke

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  2. ha ha... what happen if your fren give this kind of Chair for ur birthday present ;p

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  3. haha~ not bad ma can sit on the dragon chair~ give me one please...

    but i'm more interested on his wig wo~ :P

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  4. fuyoh!! dragon chair!! i have never thought such things exist in an office other than the Feng Shui master office lor..

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  5. Is his business doing well? If yes, then at least it works.

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  6. haha... accept je lah. feng shui mar. who knows what it would do. :P

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  7. Er...are you sure you didn't enter a temple instead? I think he must look very powerful lo with all the dragons around him.
    If my boss give me this as promotion, I will take it and resell it. If parents insist me to buy, I will ask then whether they want cash or this chair..think they are wise enough to choose ger.

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  9. Give me that dragon chair and I'll resell it to Granma Twilight! mwahahahahahahahaha
    +Ant+

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  10. maybe after office hour, he turn his office to temple? hahah, who knows he is a part time 乩童(medium)

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  11. 不要Dragon Chair,只要Dragon Ball,至少有得看。

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  12. What a cleber trader like Klangton! We know him, don't you?

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  13. 他几岁?
    收集古董?
    或是迷信到。。。 走火入魔!

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  14. 哇老,这样他不觉得自己很没有形象的咩?
    如果是我,我会把那张椅子送去博物馆,或者神庙,哈哈~

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  15. Sh....i think grandma has a bigger dragon chair than this one. That's why he has been quiet and didn't spam your blog!!

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  16. Ganas betul kerusi dia tu. Always wondered how folks can sit on those things. Isn't it damned uncomfortable?

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  17. If i were you... I will take the project. Just to gain different experience. A chinapek style experience... kekekekeeee... Sorry to say that i like to take challenge :p

    Grandma house got so many fengshui stuff... i should open one Fengshui store and sell all those stuff, Grandma i give you 10% discount as we always dine in YUEN together :)

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  18. twilight .. dun worry la .. its not the fengshui stuffs that annoys me.. but his chinaman attitude ;p

    tagnan .. i'll make sure that he/she receive it as his/her next birthday gift..wanna try ? ;p

    l .. his wig? definitely need more conditioner lorr...LOL ;p

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  19. sk .. honestly i'm not surprise if he is a fengshui master besides working in this line .. ;))

    legolas .. doing well or not i dunno la.. but i think he is very proud of what he is doing la..which annoyed me..cos what he did was very irresponsible ;(

    bong .. ur 'CHI' or mood will be disturbed everytime u see such thing.. so u think ur coming days will b good or not lerr? ;p

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  20. ky .. wise parents gave birth to wise kids rite? got happy or not? ;p

    anton .. means good fortune lah kan? ;p

    michi .. maybe i should go there after office hour.. see good people queue up to ' ask god' or not...LOL ;p

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  21. mr teh .. believe it or not.. i never watch dragonball.. so dunno anything about it :)

    single .. based on his sagging eye bag.. i think he at least got 60 guarr..

    sammy .. trust me, image is the LAST thing that he cares about.. thats my conclusion from our meeting la :).. btw, welcome :))

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  22. savante .. i think he felt more powerful with those dragon on his shoulder guarr...LOL ;p

    tz .. what he plan to do is very irresponsible.. i won't help him to corrupt other people's work lo..:)

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