Thursday, June 7, 2012

sell baby, sell.

I met up with a new client ( that fat bitch ;p ) few weeks ago, talking on me training the staffs for their annual dinner. I think she was very confident with her staffs ( or herself ). She requested for a superb performance. I remembered what she said to me in the meeting ...

" I just want something that is so great that people will talk about it after the dinner. If your want, the guys can go topless. They are all very fit and muscular. "

So, i pun suka-suka planned something boomz for the show la. Mana tau, the 1st rehearsal when i met all the guys.... map oooiii... Fit and muscular? My ass! I can only imagine 2 out of 7 of them go topless... that is also because that they are skinny ( not fit ya ;p ). The rest, so he meat market, with high cholesterol one. Not sure if she is really blind ( or got no taste ). Or she is just trying to take revenge on the guys. ;p

Are you one of those who like to 'over sell' thing?


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  1. Ask client la. DEFINE FIT.

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    1. no need to ask.. cos her definition is totally different from the actual thing :(

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  2. your level of fit is higher than her... cause you teaches in Fitness Center :p

    Show us how bad is your non-fit client :p

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    1. At least no bouncy jelly lah kan? Anyway i never over sell stuff. Sedar diri kay.

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    2. @tz .. trust me, even a non gym goer also know.. that is not FIT ;p

      @thc .. not until that huge la.. i oso hate ppl over sell one.. :(

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  4. Lets do the jello dance =P

    sure talk of the town =)

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    1. i dun mind if the theme itself is jelly dance la :)

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  5. well, customer is always right..so give her what she wants..I'm pretty sure it will be well-remembered for many dinners to come...hahaha

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    1. give her what she wanted and destroy my reputation? no way..
      she hired me for my skills and knowledge, and thats what she's gonna get :)

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  6. Can record the performance and post it up here once done ?

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    1. mau mati meh? cannot la ;p

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  7. buahahahahahhaha, so did they go topless in the end?

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    1. no la.. i won't approve that la..
      for the sake of the guys and the quality of the performance :)

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  8. I think this client of yours compared her "fitness" level to others. As long as some one is fitter than her, he/she will be labeled as a fit person. Ahhhh... Well, the world is full of (crazy) different type of people. It's a test from the Big Guy up there. (;

    Hopefully by the end of the event, you'd be able to score. (;

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    1. i'm not thinking of scoring..
      i just want to finish the job asap..
      and focus on other more important ones :)

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  9. I don't dare to sell high. >.<

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    1. it's ok to sell slightly higher sometimes..
      as longs it still make sense :)

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  10. i think her term of being fit and muscular is with the shirt on and not off..hahaha.. you much teach her how to review people.. lol

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    1. i just focus on what i have to do..
      cis the thing will finish real soon..
      dun want to talk so much to her.. nanti she wants something else pulak ;p

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