Orange dress .. like pumpkin
Black sequin dress .. like disco ball
What you want?
Why you got so many complaint?
Can't you just face it?
YOU ARE FAT!!!
That's the fact!
Now, go complain to those people on me like you always do. Tell them how uncooperative of me to find you the perfect dress and you don't like my attitude. It's ok, cos i don't like you anyway, bitch. Opps, sorry... my fault .. should be FAT BITCH!
Am dealing with this annoying bitch for some annual dinner performance. Buat i tensi aje. Luckily can distress a bit by blog about it here. :p
I'm sorry for dumping my negativities here.
But at least i feel slightly better now.
Cheers everyone.
tell her to wear warna-warni dress hoping that ppl will get distracted by it and wont notice how fat she is =P hahaha
ReplyDeletetrust me.. it's kinda hard to be distracted.. with the 20 months old pregnant tummy ;p
DeleteLike kumar said
ReplyDeleteShe wore black to give impression being slim
But she forgot something
"the shadow stays fat"
thats very true..
Deletebtw, which kumar?
kumar the diva? or harold n kumar's kumar? :)
kumar the drag queen from singapore! :) she boomz!
Deleteyes.. she memang boomz...
Deleteif got chance wanna watch him live :)
i watched herhim live two years ago :( ... it was really good, shehe just did herhis gag not long ago in plenary hall... oh well... hopefully when im back shehe will still be around ba...
Deleteask her to go get rainbow around her la. easier.
ReplyDeleteif not just screw her la.
rainbow? i put the whole universe on her also still look huge..
Deletenothing can change that fact :)
hmm...what dress they called? The block dress issit? The one very Lady gaga inspired ones. That will visually slim her down.
ReplyDeleteblock dress? good idea..
Deletemaybe i should get her one of those .. and call it..
container dress lol ;p
Correct, the costume should be Greek goddess. At least the loose-ness of the dress will camouflage the excess baggage.
ReplyDelete:)
but she said loose silhouette 'will' make her look fat.. how la? ;p
DeleteAsk her no need to where anything then. Problem solve.
DeleteFat is fat, and that's the fact.
ReplyDeleteBut we shouldn't be so mean, I feel that gays are getting more judgmental these days. :( Having tact is not being dishonest, it's just being socially prudent.
i will respect ppl when they know who to respect others..
Deletebut if they are mean .. i'll be meaner .. :)