It's the 3rd day working on my new project.
Current body and mind status :
行尸走肉
One more day till long weekend holiday for everyone, but i'm still be teaching.
Ahhh .. life is so beautiful when you have no time to think of anything ugly. :)
Yup. The light is getting brighter. And i'm super excited about it.
It was scary to have almost '0' job since CNY.
But it all changed this week.
Guess i'll be super busy from now on till mid July ( and hopefully more after that )
Have a great week ahead everyone. :)
p/s : perfect timing to slim down with the work stress... lol ;p
I was having lunch at McD and a middle aged couple sat next at the table next to mine. They were acting so cuddly and talking quite loud .. loud enough for me to hear everything. ;p
Halfway eating, the guy asked the lady to help scratching his back. So she did. Then the guy thanked her and said he's back is not itchy anymore, but she did not stop. Cos according to her, and i quote :
" Never mind darling, i love scratching you. "
WTH?!
Luckily the guy is quiet while getting scratched. Or else, it would be a Value Meal with a side of soft porn. LOL ;p
The gym was packed with people on Labor Day. So funny kan? People work(out) extra hard on the day dedicated for them to rest. ;p
.. i'm able to hold my pee till i find the nearest ' available ' toilet at the petrol station!
It was raining cats and dogs at my area all the way to Serdang. Floods everywhere, and the cars were not moving at all. Dah lah late for class, suddenly got the urge to PEE!
Stuck in the jam for more than 30mins. At one point, i seriously thought of sacrificing my water bottle ( ;p ) Finally made an illegal turning and started my hunt for a toilet.
Reached the 1st Petronas. my goodness... the queue.. seems like everyone was on the same mission as i was. Quickly reversed and continued hunting for the next Petronas. Thank God no the toilet is available. Ahhhhhhhhh......... ( no need explain kan? ;p )
Anyone peed in a water bottle or plastic bag ( due to some unavoidable reason ) before?
Or you actually ter-peed in your pants? ( don't worry, i won't judge or laugh at you. cos i know the feeling.... )
Been asked few times by the members. And i'm totally proud to tell them my ACTUAL age. :)
Are you comfortable with revealing your age to others?
p/s : i totally hate the following 2 replies when i ask for their age ~
#1 : " You guess le? "
this is a suicide reply, cos if you are " kinda my cup of tea ", i'll take out 2-3 years from my guess ( saja nak mensyokkan you. But if you are not .. NAHAS MENUNGGU. ;p
#2 : " This year? "
do you think that people are more interested to know your past/future age than your current age?
mangkuk betul ;p
My youngest sis called me this morning. Apparently one of my secondary school classmate is at her office. And she recognized my sis by her surname and the fact that we both looked very much alike ( according to my friend la ;p )
Then my sis gave me an unexpected conclusion :
" Next time, think twice before you call me FAT. " ;p
I finally got the reply from Paris last Friday evening.
Apparently, they've decided that i'm 'not ready' to take up the offer. They will send over some guidelines / handbooks on what they are expecting. I can't say that i'm not disappointed, but at the same time, i felt relieved and kinda happy, cos i don't have to wait anymore. :)
On the bright side, they did offer me a smaller part of the job. They think i should start small and familiarize with them before taking over the actual job. Well, an offer is still an offer. I'll live with it, a least for now. Cos i'm still eyeing on the actual job. :)
So last Friday reached home around 10.45pm ( after 2 classes ). Had my dinner. Felt a bit empty. So i gathered all my disappointment, turned on the video on youtube and watched/practiced for 30 mins. And i taught PSY's Gentleman for my 2 classes on Saturday. Hehehe.
To add in more fun, i brought my sunglasses and a bow-tie for the few final rounds for the class. I told my members :
" See? I got my sunglasses, i got my bow tie, i got my stupid face on, and also the cacat dance moves. I feel like PSY. Hahaha. "
Member : " You just have to put on 20 kg more. "
Guess what was my reply?
" Chooooooooiiiiiiiii " ;p
Have a great week ahead everyone.
Glad to be back :)
p/s : found this song last night. and WOW... i'm so alive now. I'm so going to do this song for my class next week. :)
Went for a meeting/ presentation for my new/potential client this morning. This might be one of the most important presentation that might affected my career in the future. I've been doing the preparations for weeks. Surprisingly i slept very well last night. :)
Everything went smoothly. I was calm and confident while presenting. They like my ideas. So now i'll have to come out with a proper proposal for them to submit to Paris ( the principle ) for approval. And if everything goes well, i'll be the happiest person in the world. :))
Just to mark a new day of a new year of me blogging ( bitching ) here.
To those who read, visited, supported, commented and criticized .. THANK YOU.
And for those who don't think that this blog will last for more than 3 years .. go back eat yourself la.. LOL ;p
Salam vogiu.
Danny : The BIG Mouth ~ celebrating 5 years of excellence in bitching and time wasting.
Say you are in a hotel room. Suddenly, you feel the urge to go toilet ( for #2 ). But the problem is, there's someone ( family member, close friend, other half, etc. ) is showering in the bathroom. You knocked the door and told him/her. He/she said " Just come in and use the toilet, i don't mind. " And he/she refused to get out from the shower for a moment while you closing the deal.
Can you?
Can you do that?
You can control your pose, you might able to control the noise, but you definitely cannot control the smell. ( or can you? ;p )
So, can you?
Was preparing to go out for my class when a friend called. Talked for a while then hung up. Got all my stuff and went out. Dropped by management office to pay maintenance fees. Stopped by to buy some keropok lekor ( must eat something before class ).
Reached gym, checked in. Hmm.. is it me or i'm getting quite an attention today? ( syok sendiri ;p )
Once i stepped in the locker room, OH MY GOD! I saw myself in the mirror. No wonder people ( from office, from the keropok stall, from carpark and the receptionist ) stared at me one kind.
Can you imagine a self-claimed vogiu person, walking by with full confident in every step, well coordinated clothes fro head to toe, but with a messy kembang-setaman hairstyle? Yes, i forgot to style my hair ( cos answering call ) before going out!! 1st time in my life doing that ( ever since i earned my vogiu status ;p ) Malu nye!!!!!!!
