As predicted...

今天被朋有拉去看‘家有喜事２００９‘，說要應一應景。
如我預料的，看完了整部戲都沒什麼感覺。
和去年看ＣＪ７一樣：板著臉進場，板著臉散場。
有啦，在看ＮＧ片段時有笑一下下。

看來我真的不適合看賀歲片。

p/s: 我病倒了。回到家不停的包元寶（雲吞）。

新年真快樂！

Back in KL on the 1st day of CNY. Met up with some friends for a drinks. But the best thing is the traffic was is so light. Not many cars on the road. So i can reach the venue faster without grumbling about the heavy traffic and worried about being late.

車子少了，
時間多了，
我不煩了，
心情好了。

如果每天都能像過年醬，該有多好啊！？

新年要快樂！

我無時無刻提醒自己，
快樂不是等人來給的，
快樂是要自己製造的。


記得，新年要快樂。
也希望大家在我的部落格找到一丁點的快樂。


（小休幾天，牛年見 ）

可炸的新年歌

無意中在Tangs Pavilion聽到這首歌。
有點salah，因為那地方醬class。
無論如何，想跟大家分享。
超經點的LaLa新年歌。
記的要炸大大聲噢。



突然臭到一陣陣的腥味。
就祝大家 ：年年有海鮮啦。哈哈。

My LOVE Is Here

I'm not talking about a person.. but a pot , a LOVE POT actually. It's something that i saw during my Korea trip last December. But couldn't get it that time. Cos it's not something that they sell on the streets. So i have to ask my friend in Korea to get it for me.



What is a LOVE POT?
It's an aroma humidifier with a simple yet chic potted-plant look item. If you think that i want it just because of the look, then you are so WRONG!!! Besides the fact that the look of the pot is suitable as my home decor, i bought it cos part of the profit from the sale will be donated to World Vision. Isn't it great? You can do a bit of charity and get something chic in return. I don't mind to doing few more charities just for it :P

The packaging and contents.



POT merah, POT biru,
Jangan marah, I LOVE U. :P

心想事成

（ 為了應景，最近都在post和新年有關的entries ）

你最喜歡的新年賀語是什麼？
恭喜發財？
財源廣進？
龍馬精神？
馬到工成？

我和好朋友剛好都希望別人祝我們 ~ 心想事成

因為有了它，想要什麼就得什麼。
比祝１００次不同的賀語更好賺。

就好像於其給你一只非州魚，倒不如給你一枝釣魚竿。
隨你喜歡釣什麼魚就釣什麼魚。



大嘴巴丹尼在此祝大家：

心想事成！！！

Monster Attack !!!

何為年兽？
就是那種一年才‘蒲頭‘一次的。
而且還是靠近新年的時候才出來。

那天和朋友談起現代年兽。
想一想，什麼東西是新年才出來的呢？
突然，我們笑了起來。還笑到給別人kuat。
因為我們都想到同樣的‘現代年兽‘人選。
那就是 ：

飄飄姐！！！！！

每次一看到飄飄姐，就知道要過年了。
飄飄姐，你真是現代年兽的表表著。哈哈。

年兽：Oo-Pa-Lat咯！誰來跟我搶飯碗？？！！

你的名字，他的姓氏

Received an email from my ex colleague ~ Ms Tan yesterday. She is finally going to tie the knot with her boyfriend of 10 years, which is working in the same company. I am very happy for both of them, cos they are nice people.

But suddenly i thought of something funny and weird ( as usual la ;p )

Cos after getting married, she will have to use her husband's surname. Now, the surname of her husband is Wan (溫).

So, after the wedding should i call her Mrs Wan or Madam WAN TAN ?

男人最怕入錯行，女人最怕嫁錯郎。
原來真的有它的道理所在。哈哈。
（當然，Ms Tan妳嫁給Alex是對的。祝：長長久久 ）

我要肥!!!

有沒有嚇到你一下，兩下，三百下？
我沒發燒，只是發瘟。
會有醬的想法，只因為一句話 ：

“瘦田無人耕，耕開有人掙“

於其浪費時間等別人來耕我，倒不如我先自救。
所以我決定了~
我要把自己變成一塊肥田！！


啋！不是這個肥田啦。
（有給我炸到的請舉手。哈哈。）

Merry Christmas 發大財

延續之前的entry....

Is it safe for me to say that most ( NOT ALL ) of the Chinese people are money minded? Cos if you listen to the Chinese New Year songs, most of them are money related. Earn more money la, get more gold la, kena Mah Piau la, stay big house la.....

What will happen if we apply the MATERIALISTIC element in the Christmas songs?

Twelve Days of Christmas ( 發大財version ) :

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
12 MAHPIAU striking
11 SERVANTS a-serving
10 財神 a-leaping
9 MISTRESSES dancing
8 CHILDREN a-milking
7 KOI a-swimming
6 BENZ a-lining
5 GOLDEN rings
4 SWAROSKI birds
3 French BUNGALOW
2 DIAMOND dove
and a partridge in a MONEY tree.

頓時整首歌變得有沒有很沒人情味，很現實？


Original Twelve Days of Christmas.

向左走，向右走

好掙紮。。。
又到了三岔口。。。

On my LEFT :
Low job satisfaction
Good reward

On my RIGHT :
Good job satisfaction
Average reward

你可能說我沒大志。
你可能說我不實際。
你可能說我沒出息。
但，我還是轉了右。

發大財！！！

我一向來都不怎麼喜歡過年歌。覺得很吵很煩。（除了去年紅遍全成的‘大團圓‘。因為講的是親情）

今天在Mid Valley的food court吃午餐。吃到很幸苦。因為他們狂播新年歌。還要是那種很'leong'的翻唱口水新年歌。

老土的Cha-cha beat，用的是經典福健歌‘一枝小雨傘‘的曲。歌詞簡單到不行。那個女人在短短的４分鐘唱了不下３０次的"發大財"。發財，發財，我聽了整個人發瘟，想砍人！！！



記得我college的senior很好笑。他把新年歌“發財！發財！“唱成“化Hai！化Hai“ （廣東音。You know what i mean ;p 哈。哈。）

注定吃這行飯

Sometimes i am quite amazed with myself. We know that people in creative line must be creative and always have those out-of-the-world ideas. I'm not saying that i am great in my job, but my dreams are definitely out-of-the-world!!!

Dream 1 :
There is some kind of new weapon which is very harmful. Or should i say anything will be dead once touched by it. I was so ' SUEY' that while i was holding that weapon, the liquid from the weapon kena my teeth. 4 of them, 3 upper and 1 lower. I was so sad cos when i smile, i can see 4 holes and it is so ugly!!!
( what? nothing special? wait for the second one... )

Dream 2 :
I am a man, a PREGNANT man!!! ( Now, this is not ridiculous, cos it happened in US ) I was so tired with the pregnancy. But still have to buy baby's stuff in IKEA. And i was so upset with my family, cos none of them want to go baby shopping with me.........

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???
Don't tell me about 日有所思，夜有所夢, cos never come across my mind that i will get pregnant!!!
（連夢都可以作到醬，還不是注定吃這行飯？哈。）

Thomas Beatie ~ The Pregnant Man, with his wife.

我有一把刀

前幾天幫Mooks排貨。看到有幾件new arrivals蠻好看的。
反正我還沒買新衣，就拿了幾件來試試看玩玩下。
選了較casual還帶點street look的短褲和printed tee。
好像還幾好看一下。於是穿著去問一問那些sales staff的意見。

誰知那18歲的sales staff小朋有只給了我四個字 ：

"寶刀未老“

瞎密？寶刀未老是醬用的咩？
還好他不是說“老當益壯“。
我沒有生氣，只是有點不知道現在的年輕人是怎樣想的。


就憑他那一句寶刀未老，我買了那些衣服。哈哈。

UGLY is the new PRETTY

我一向來都不是港劇迷。什麼家好月圓和珠光寶氣。不知道。
反而我喜歡看US的drama series。像Desperate Housewives, Cashmere Mafia和Ugly Betty。

那天終於等到Ugly Betty Season 3的DVD。回家迫不及待的馬上看完。
我不會也沒必要在這講它的內容。只是覺的新一季的Ugly Betty很不一樣。不再黑暗和醜陋。反而多了很多surprises和充滿了人性。

單純的Betty變美變時尚了 （頸部以下。哈）
霸道的Wilhelmina變容意妥協了
貪玩的Daniel變有責任感了
刻薄的Marc不再bitchy了（反而我覺得不是件好事。哈）
無知的Amanda長腦了

可能你不熟悉這些人物。只是覺的他們都不停的蛻變。
不知道三年後的我，又會怎樣？


人會變，月會圓。
但我會盡量保持我的‘廢‘。
因為那是我的優點。
不是嗎？

四是四，十是十。

是我太敏感嗎？
總覺的身邊好多中文人在講馬來話的時後都很造做。
由其是那些中文leejay。
在報交通時，往往把那些馬來路名‘鬼佬‘化。
不知道是他們的馬來語的程度差，還是在扮英語強。。。。。

Jalan Thunkhu Abdull Rahman往Jalan Thun Perakk，塞車。
Bukhitt Binthang一帶，情況良好。。。

Really beh tahan.
Please la. Respect the language.
The road's name is in Malay.
So please read it the CORRECT way.

If you want to at those 'bananas' who can't pronounce Chinese properly, then you prove that you are not one of those 'pisang'...



Repeat after me :
Tipah tertipu, tertipu, tipu, terTipah,
Tipah tertipu, tertipu, tipu, terTipah,
Tipah tertipu, tertipu, tipu, terTipah,
Tipah tertipu lagi.....

She's BACK !!!

For the record, i am not a fans of SURPRISES. Cos i am not very good in responding, especially if i'm in shock.

Went for lunch today with KK at The Gardens. Half way eating, i noticed that there's a woman ( ok lah, young lady ) standing next to my table and was staring at us, me. So i looked at her. OMG!!!! It's Win-ni, my beloved Biaomei!!! She is back from London. I was so happy and gave her a hug. And i was totally blank for few minutes cos too shock to see her.

Then only i found out that it was actually her plan to 'pakat' with KK to give me this surprise. Tak sangka busy people like him will help her with this. Long story short, i am very happy to see Win-ni, and thanks to KK for making this happened. It's definitely one of the best gift in 2009 so far. ( hahaha, it's only the 8th day of 2009 )

認識這兩位是我的驕傲和福气。


英國的手信 ：‘古池‘namecard holder和double-decker keychain. 感謝Win-ni.

我阿媽係女人。

I always have difficulties buying long pants. Thanks to my 5:5 body proportion. If i can wear a pants nicely, that means there's problem with the pants' cutting. ;p

So i was at the S&K today, trying to buy a cargo pants for class. The sale staff was too 'helpful' that he keep on showing the new arrivals to me. I smiled to him and told him that i only wear pants of certain cutting. Cos my legs are short, not nice when i wear that type of cutting.

Then he gave me a very 'useful' tips :
"Actually if your legs are longer, you can wear slim fit pants or skinny jeans which is in trend now. We have some designs which is very nice."
( X你！鬼唔知阿媽係女人啊？If my legs are longer worr... ）
Luckily my mood was ok today. So i just smile to him and walk away. Of else, he will be my 2009 open year (開年) victim!


Do you know that the name of this 'short-legged' chicken is called " Ayam Katek"?

我唔係潮人

身邊有很多人都很崇拜名牌和最新的gadget。
我自認沒有他們那麼有錢和興趣去追那種潮流。
在這和你們分享我的property.

我的handphone :
算得上是世面上最affordable/economic的model。平常只用來接打電話和send sms。高檔和multi-function的i-phone只會讓我這I.T.白痴頭痛。

我的i-pod :
當初買的原因也是因為方便教class。但我買的只是最基本的model-nano. 那天有人show off他的i-pod touch，我知到我還沒有那個需要。

我的wallet :
很多人都有名牌皮包。好像是基本需要，由其是creative line的人。但你萬萬都想不到吧？我用的可是便宜的‘您老媽‘皮包。那天有收到禮物，是ＢＶ的皮包，但不捨得用。因為我用東西很粗魯。怕弄壞。


總結：
我買的東西要有"３用" ："會用，能用和夠用" 就好了。不必有太多花巧。

我唔係潮人，但我氣勢絕不輸人！

他的前世。。。

Ah Seng 有個壞習慣，就是喜歡東張西望。
看路，看車，主要是看人。
不管是吃飯，走路或是工作。


有一天Ah Seng 問我，想信前世今生嗎？
我看一看他，沒說話。
他再問，我覺得我的前世會是怎樣的。

我說 ：
我的前世就不清楚。但你的前世我就很肯定。
你前世一定是‘掃描机‘ ( scanner ) 。
所已今世不停的在'scan'人。


keep scanning .. keep keep scanning .......

韓之旅 （下）

It's all about love...

I LOVE shit....
There's this pancake that they make it in the shape of shit with red bean paste in it. Very tasty, and funny.


我愛屎餅。看到嗎？我冷到鼻子在流水。哈哈。

I LOVE Nanta...
One show that you must watch if you go to Korea. It's Nanta. Stomp performance using kitchen utensils. Very creative and entertaining. I like it cos besides watching the performance, they have a segment where they interact with the audience. So it's different from watching movie or musical. Decided to watch it last minute. Luckily still got ticket available.:)





I LOVE Japan. ( huh? it's Korea trip le...)
Yup, the conclusion of the trip is ~ I love Japan more than Korea. Maybe bcos of the culture, the place, the food, the language, the people and the enviroment. I just love Japan.:))

p/s : It was sleeting on the day i left Korea.

** almost forgot. i was trying to get a slightly longer hair wig ..just for fun cos always with short hair.. . and its so cheap in Korea. i tried, and i looked so ' AQUA-licious' and damn 'AH-GURL-LEE'....hahahaha ( no pics )

韓之旅（上）

The minute i stepped out from the flight, i can see the whole area was covered with snow from the night before. It was so white, and so NEW to me. Really excited. And the bus journey from airport to hotel was very exciting. Cos i am seeing some scenery that i will never see in Malaysia. Took some pictures. Reached hotel, rested for a while. Then walked around to feel the snow.






Nothing much happened in this trip. As i said earlier, i didn't buy any thing for myself. No mood. But i think i am in love with Korean food. Especially the spicy and soupy ones.

Ginseng Chicken Soup

Seoul is packed with people all the time. A bit inconvenient for me cos don't feel comfortable to go to a crowded place. Plus i think their fashion sense there is not as good as Japanese. So nothing interesting to see oso. But i did passed by the JYP studio. ( JYP = agent for Rain, and other Korean artistes ). There's a group of mui-mui chais waiting at the entrance. Dunno waiting for who la, cos i am not a fan of Korean artiste ....

Massive Jam during Christmas Eve

Me@JYP

我。心胸

逢年過節，除了可以慶祝，還可以test一下自己的人气。因為會有很多人傳sms來祝賀你。

我自認人緣不是很好，朋友也不多。所已也不會收到一大堆的sms。
但沒關係啦。反正我的‘心胸也不寬‘，收那麼多也放不下。哈哈。

有沒有笑？
有就好。過年嘛，開心最重要。