Pasar Malam 的廉價蛋糕

華麗的包裝。沒有。
高級的材料。沒有。
順滑的口感。沒有。
鬆彈的蛋糕。沒有。
誘人的香味。沒有。


給我評得那麼差的蛋糕，為什麼我又買？
因為它有著別的高級餐廳或西餅屋都無法比拼的動西。
那就是。。。


小時後的味道，小時後的回意。


我就是吃醬的蛋糕長大的。
你呢？

很高興，我終於吐了

Have not been feeling well for the past 3 weeks. Went to see doctor twice already. Finished all the medicine given. Still the same. The feeling of vomiting is still there. But whenever i try to vomit, nothing come out. Thats the frustrating part, cos i really tried hard to vomit. I think i even hurt my throat while forcing myself to vomit. Not good, not good.

There's time that i have to stop by the petrol station while i was driving, just to vomit. But still the same, nothing came out. Dramatic huh?

But last night before i went to bed, the got the feeling again. The so-called 'sensation of vomiting' feeling running in my throat. So i went to the toilet and pose vogue-ly in front of my toilet bowl and ..........

I VOMITED !!! Banyak lagi..;p

I know this sounds strange but i am happy, cos i vomited, finally. And hope that everything will be fine from now one...

( My 'favorite' view for the past 3 weeks )

update : vomit again after lunch just now...;(

p/s: i think my weight is still the same, DAMN !!!

抵你死！

好開心噢！

我回家都會用elevated highway，而且通常都是在fast lane行使。昨晚駕到一半，遠遠有一輛KANCIL扮SPORTSCAR的黑車突然快速的駕在我後面。一看就知道是典形的飆車族，而且還是很海鮮的那種。看他醬‘趕時間‘，我就駕到second lane讓他過。好死不死，這時前面隔幾輛的突然從second lane駕到fast lane去。剛好頂著那輛以為終於可以大飆特飆的海鮮車。一頂就頂了十分鐘，直到toll為止。

看見海鮮車要飆但飆不到，心裡只有一個字。。。

爽！！！！！！！！！

The Gardener

I was at pasar malam buying dinner when i saw this stall selling loud floral prints dresses. It suddenly brought me back to the days when i was still working with Tangs.

There's this one female colleague who loves to wear colorful outdated floral print skirt, especially those with roses print. FYI, she is in her late 30's , but still wear things like a small girl ~ floral print skirts with pink ankle length socks and brown shoes. Maybe she is still hooked on her glory days ( late 80's ) that she continue wearing it.

But the funniest part s not about her, it's her working partner ~ Kit. Kit is a guy in his early 20's and quite good looking and have good fashion sense. He always complaint to us how much 'attentions' the got whenever they go out to see buyers or suppliers. Thanks to her loud-floral-print-late-80's-calf length-skirt!

And whenever he complain to us, we will teased Kit :

阿傑，真係辛苦晒囉。要托著甘‘大盆玫瑰花‘出出入入。哈哈。


多美麗的玫瑰花，多可愛的玫瑰花
我就這樣深深的愛上她。。。。。

理所當然？！

Bump into with my ex lady manager at Mid Valley today. She is an super fun old lady ( early 60's ) but bitchy as well. We used to laser around just to provide some entertainment to our colleagues. And of cos she won't miss any opportunity to tease and laser me.

Her : Ooi.. how old liao? Still unmarried?

Me : Why should i?

Her : See? You start to grow old and got grey hair liao. Fast-fast marry la.

Me : You are much older and your whole head is grey hair lorr, why not fast-fast go die? ;p

Then we both laughed out loud.
Hmm... i missed my LASER days....


我說過，我的性格很叛逆。自從開始工做以來，已經沒什麼東西是“理所當然“的了。只有我要不要去做。也很討厭被逼著去做一樣我不喜歡的東西。還好，到目前為止還沒碰上讓我很難堪的事。謝天謝地。

二選一

中年發福。常年發瘟。

我選後著。你呢？

最新驚悚片。。。

教完class，看到電話有一個missed call和sms。都是同樣的號碼。因為不熟息號碼，我reply了問對方是誰。５分鐘後，電話響，是剛才的那個號碼。

我 ：Hello, 你是？

她 ：Ｄanny，是我啊。我是‘肥妹鬼小姐‘。

我 ：（ 屌，真衰。）是你噢。什麼事？

她 ：沒有啦。要問你東西而已。為什麼你的電話沒有出我的名的？

我 ：不知道噢。有save你的contact啊。

她 ：yerrr。。。做麼醬的？你快快去check一下電話啦。

我 ：噢。。。

要我快快去check為什麼沒有出她的名字，倒不如快快check有沒有caller-auto-block function 好一點。有的話，我一定會讓她排在榜首。

NOW SHOWING ...

Service with a smile :)

Still remember the ' if-u-have-longer-legs' incident that happened in S&K? Well, this time something else happened.It seems that the staffs there are very helpful and friendly, or should i say, over friendly to their customers. I was there to get another pair of cargo pants. So i took 2 styles and ask for the size.

Me : Miss, can you get me a S szie for these?

Her : S size worr.？You sure? ( with a smile )

Me : Yup, S size. Coz the cutting quite loose.


So i took the S size pants and tried. It was quite fit. But if i want to wear it to dance, i will need a slightly loose one. ( 你知道啦，我們每天都在劈退。鬆一點比較舒服。哈哈。 ) So i asked for a size M.

Me : Miss, can i you get me another size M please?

Her : See? I told you already...haha. (with a super warm smile )

Me : ( luckily you are quite nice and helpful....;p )


Then i tried on the M size pants. Looks good. So again i called the sales person to take the length measurement for alterations.

Her : Errr.. 37.5".

Me : Make it 37" la.

Her : You sure? Very short worr...

Me : Yes. Cos i got SUPER SHORT LEGS.

Her : Haha. You are so funny. Haha... ( and walked out ... )

Me : .......


Although i've been "humiliated" twice in that shop, but i still will shop there. And i am happy for the company that they have a helpful and happy-go-lucky sales team.


雖然短了點，但是能為我找飯吃。感恩啊。

I cried ..

看了十次，哭了十次。。。
她散發出一股非常正面的力量。
那種自信，是我永遠都做不到的。
也讓我明白，什麼事都是有可能的。
不要被自己的一些的不足而感到自卑。
別人的眼光都不及的那份自卑來得可怕。
我知道，只有自己才會是自己最大的敵人。
過了自己，就沒有什麼可以擋著前方的路了。

我希望能有她的自信。。。
( Sorry, i've removed the clip.If you are interested to watch, go to Youtube, search for Susan Boyle and experience the miracle yourself.)



You might have watched this video clip before. The reason why i post it here is to share with you guys, and at the same time to REMIND myself that nothing is impossible, as long as we are willing to try.

p/s : Sorry for being selfish, but i would like to dedicate this clip to MYSELF :)

芝麻祿豆的困惑。。。

I am a very short tempered person. Any small matter can affect my mood for the whole day. And most of them are SMALL matter that its not worth wasting time to be angry on it.

For example :

I will get very upset if i bought a packet of nasi lemak with very little sambal....takde kick la ;(
Or i won't feel comfortable for the whole day if i suddenly realized that i wore the wrong shoes which doesn't match the style/look


Do you have same problem as me, losing temper over something that is so SMALL? Or i am just too free to waste my time on so many little things?

我（又何止）左眼見到鬼！？

還記得電影“我左眼見到鬼“裡，Ｓammi被一只肥妹鬼小姐纏著，說要上她的身。當Ｓammi拒絕時，她就死命重復那要求 ：

“一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？ 。。。。。。。。。“

沒完沒了。當時看還覺得蠻好笑的。

但現在我就有著同樣的case，唯一不同的是，我被一只肥妹member纏。從去年開始就一直問我幾時得空吃飯？但我不能得罪member。所以我已經很有禮貌的拒絕了她很多次，但她還是不放棄。而且還越戰越勇。

肥妹鬼小姐 （我）

星期三呢？ （有class）
星期五呢？ （有class）
星期六呢？ （有class）
星期天呢？ （回Ｋlang）
Before class呢？（不能吃）
After class呢？（趕回家吃）
你decided呢？ （再說吧）

有誰可以幫幫我？
要怎麼辦？
又要能保著飯碗。


電影裡和我遇到的肥妹鬼小姐都是為了“吃“而纏著別人。真煩！

萬歲，萬歲，萬萬歲。

I went to cut my hair yesterday before the class. When i reached the gym, one of my member saw me and said to me :
" Wah Danny, new haircut huh? Your ears looked so big with this haircut. Big ears, long life worr.. "

I called Win-ni just now to confirm the appointment. And she told me :
"Biaokho, i just mentioned your name to Vivian, and your called. You long life oo.. "

It's a bit strange when you hear the same comment from different people. Long Life. But do i really want a long life? As in live till 80 years old? Have you even thought of your dying number?

還記得十年前因貪玩而對同事說，我立志要３０歲時死。因為要在還能看的情況下美美的死。讓大家記著我美好的一面就夠了。當我一位很毒的女同事聽到我醬說，她也力志，要在我２９歲生日是潑我acid。讓我“難看死“。真毒！！！死前的願望也要給她破壞。


p/s: 剛好兩個都和死有關。但並不代表我想死。我現在可是活得很精彩呢。哈哈。

會怎樣？

有一次我朋友很認真的問了我一個問題 ：
“你覺得你死了以後會怎樣？“

說真的，我那知道到是會變怎樣worr? 於是我也馬上很認真的回答：
“我答應你，等我真的死了以後，每晚來跟你報到我的近況！“

那如過我問你 ：“你覺得你死了以後會怎樣？“，你第一個想到的答案是什麼？


p/s ：沒有在咒你死，只是好奇你會怎樣答而已。:P

The NAKED Truth

" Gosh, I feel as if I have been striped naked everytime someone tells me that they read my blog. Yea, I'm fully aware that this is an open blog - but, yerrr, people still shy one mar!!!! "
( Text taken from Win-ni's blog )

你可有以上的經驗？
一些你想都沒想過會上網的人跟你說他有看你的blog？
我知道別人要看我的blog是多麼的容易。但坦白說，我宁願給陌生人或朋友看，也不想給我身邊的親人（由其是長輩）看到我些的東西。感覺有點尷尬，好像一切都坦蕩蕩的讓他們知道了。因為我所有的想法都可以在我的blog裡找到。發瘋的，廢的，高興的，低落的，兒童不宜的，長輩受不了的。。。

我媽有一次好奇的叫我姐開我的blog給她看。還好我姐‘醒目‘，開了就scroll來scroll去，然後click別的網站給她看。我承認我是背叛的。我希望有些事情還是只限於跟朋友分享的。長輩還是少知為妙。

你呢？
有沒有某些人是你不想他讀你的blog的？


The truth is, i strongly believe that certain things are meant to be shared with certain people only.
Do you agree with me?

Confessions of a Bitchaholic

I was a shopaholic when i was younger, as in when i was in my 20's. I just can't resist the seduction of all the nice stuffs. Despite only earning less than 2k a month, i still managed to live ( quite ) well at the same time contribute a big portion of my salary to the retail industry. And because of that, i am having my own little boutique at home displaying lots of shirts, pants and shoes.

But as i grew older, i have changed from a shopaholic to something worse ~ BITCHAHOLIC.

If shopaholic is caused by the low resistant towards nice stuffs, then bitchaholic is all about the not so nice things. But i have to make it clear that I ONLY COMPLAIN/COMMMENT, I DON'T MAKE UP STORIES/RUMOURS. Cos i hate people bitching about something that is not true. Sometimes it's a bit hard to control my mouth as i speak out too fast before it got screen thru my mind. As a result, lots of people have the impression that i'm an unfriendly person.

不知到是天生還是職業病。一看到不順眼的東西就會想講一下。有時講過火了都不知道。常因為醬而常得罪人。有發覺的還好，最怕是我得罪了都還不知道。再醬下去我想我連剩下的那幾個朋友都會不想見我。

So now i'm trying to change. If cutting off all the credit cards is the 1st step to stop being shopaholic, then what is the 1st step to stop as a bitchaholic?


Hello. My name is Danny. I'm a BITCHAHOLIC.

各施各法。。。

你可能不知道，我們做instructor的，除了要教class，還要拼業績。什麼業績？就是management set給我們的attendance target。不同的 class和時段有不同的target。如果在一段時間裡都hit不到minimum的話，就會被換instructor或直接換class。

我們當然不想醬啦。因為很malu的。所以，instructor們都會使出混身解術來吸引members進class。

我最大的競掙是每個星期一和星期三的Body Combat。因為我的MTV Jam和Body Combat都是熱們的class。所以難免會有搶members的狀況出現。大戰開始。他用他那fit到暴的身材來做賣點。我沒有身材，只能用我那還可以的舞姿來勾引members。雖然大家都有一班基本的supporters，但偶而還是想attract一下那些剛報到的新鮮肉體來join class。哈哈。還好目前為止大家都還表現得不錯，沒被management換掉。希望接下來的classes都會有更好的attendance。

各施各法。。。各們各菩薩。
真是‘搵食艱難‘啊。

感謝仙家指路

昨天在 Bangsar Telawi 的 McDonalds 吃 lunch。隔壁桌坐了三個鬼佬，聽他們的 accent，應該是英國人。講話很大聲，煩死人了。想要靜靜的吃都不能。突然Ａ的電話響。

A : Hello blah blah .. we are at the McDonalds .....yup, the one at the corner.... blah blah ... what street? （看著B ）

這時 B 很一枝箭衝出去看路牌。然後跑進來胸有成竹的對 A 說 ：

B : Tell him we are at ..... JALAN SEHALA。

過後我就不知道發生什麼事了。因為我已經被 coke 嗆到，一直咳個不停。。。


真衰，不能靜靜的吃 lunch，還要給 coke 嗆到！:P
真是感謝仙家指路囉。。。

Almost an ORGY ...

( Don't get me wrong... no steamy story here ;p )

Something very 駝衰家 happened to me last Friday. I was teaching the class in one of the club. As usual, i let them take a short break after a few sets of dance. Then, we will mark the step before continue with new steps. And normally i'll say to the class :
" Come on everyone. Let's MARK."

But dunno what happened to my mind and tongue that i suddenly said:
" Come on everyone. Let's FARK...... "

Luckily the music was playing quite loud at that moment. So i think no one noticed my mistake. But i kept on laughing after that till i can't concentrate on the steps. The members must be thinking why this normally cold looking instructor suddenly become so happy ...

MALU-nyerrr....
又是舌頭惹的禍 ！;p

請問要擺邊度？

前幾天去給牙醫洗牙。洗牙的指定動作 ~ 嘴張開hold著。然後牙醫就會拿一大堆的‘架撐‘在你嘴裡進進出出。洗到一半，我突然很想笑。因為我想到一樣很無理頭和尷尬的事。但只能忍。

OK, 來玩個遊戲吧。把嘴吧張開hold住３分鐘
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你有沒有和我一樣，舌頭突然間不知道要往那裡擺？有沒有很好笑？現在明白我的感受吧？我那好動的舌頭就是這樣，迷了方向。擺那裡都好像不對。當時真的覺得尷尬但又超搞笑。


牙醫叔叔，請問我條利應該擺邊度咧？

Showtime Blues 2

不好意思，一時上隱。都說的啦，老人家喜歡話當年。再講多一 part 做秀的經驗吧。

最大膽的秀
Annual dinner show for Dunhill. I think the theme is Wild and Red, very Dunhill image. So basically the boys only wear skimpy shorts with boots and the girls only with bra top and g-string with f*ck-me boots '. Half way dancing, you can see that lots of uncle rush towards the stage to take pictures....of the girls la of cos. Really shocking but very fun, looking at those hamsap Ah Pek and Pakcik's face. And also the expression of the Aunties when they saw us stripping on stage...LOL

最搞笑的秀
CNY Dinner show at JB. Since it's CNY , so we have to do some typical CNY thing lo. Girls in cheongsam and guys with the 大頭佛 costume. Do you know that it's really hard to dance with that stupid mask? All that i can see is a small fine line. And bcos of that, most of the guys end up crashing on each other... which makes sense as a 大頭佛.


最長的秀
Akademi Fantasia at Astro Ria. I did the whole Season 1 ( 9 episodes and 2 outdoor concerts ). That was a very good experience. You basically can see my face every Saturday on tv. Macamlah glamour sangat..;p You might see my face now on and off, cos Astro sometimes re-air the performances from previous seasons.

最臭臉的秀
Anugerah Juara Lagu TV3. We were backing up Dayang Nurfaizah, and won the Best Creative Ethnic category. Since i am the shortest male dancer, so my position is at the front row la. But knowing me, i was super nervous then. So when we did the ending pose ( me squat down in front of Dayang ), i forgot to smile. And when i don't smile, i look unfriendly. The next day, ll the people in my company who watched the show call me 'Penari Muka Masam.' ;(
( btw, the performance is viewable in Youtube. But you might not recognise me. Cos we have a lot of makeup on. )

Showtime Blues

上回說到從做秀拿經驗。那現在我就說說做秀的經曆吧。我做秀的資曆不算深，因為都是做freelance的。在工作不忙時才接秀的。雖然做的秀不多，但也有滿多的難忘，搞笑和難堪的經驗。

最難忘的秀
It was the Merdeka Countdown show in front of Sg Wang. 1st time countdown in a very spacious and comfortable area ~ backstage. Met lots of artistes there, such as HOCC, Gary Cao, Fan Wei Chyi, Lin Yu Zhong dan lain-lain. We were so into Gary that time where we posed long-long during the ending so that our friend can take pictures of us with Gary..lol. BTW, FFFWC is kind of LCLY ( no offense to FF fans )

最大陣仗的秀
A joint production between Astro and Indonesian tv station at Arena of Stars. And it's a live telecast! Sheila Majid was one of the performers and she was so sporting. Cos she was there sitting with us in the dancers room and bitch about those Indonesian...hahaha. Everyone was so tensed but i think we did a great show. BTW, very good pay. ( Tak sangka Indonesia got such big budget ;p )

最malu的秀
It was an annual dinner show for dunno which company. We did a Brazil Mardigras number where all of us wore lots of feathers and colorful ribbons. Suddenly, the ribbons on my wrist get caught in between the feathers on my headgear. 打死結. I can't do anything that i just keep on smiling and slowly go off the stage. SWEAT!!!
Oh ya, talk about malu. I once fly-skirt ( 飛裙露底 ) on Sg Wang's centre stage. I forgot that I was wearing a Scottish kilt and i happily go and did a big turn. So basically everyone can see my skimpy shorts....

最令人摸不著頭腦的秀
Also an annual dinner show. FYI, we only have less than 3 minutes to change the overall costumes in between songs. And that day i am the LEAD !!! Cos i am the smallest size male la... It was an African number where we were topless with a leopard print cloth wrapped around the waist and barefoot. For the ending pose, they have to lift me up and i have to strike a wild pose. And i did.... together with my WHITE SOCKS which i forgot to take off during changing.... Can you imagine a wild African wearing white socks? ;p

Hmm... talking about the show, i can go on and on....
You know la, old people like to talk about their past....


p/s : The song that is playing now is the song for my 1st performance as a dancer ~ In Your Eyes ( Kylie Minogue )