Wednesday, April 15, 2009

我(又何止)左眼見到鬼!?

還記得電影“我左眼見到鬼“裡,Sammi被一只肥妹鬼小姐纏著,說要上她的身。當Sammi拒絕時,她就死命重復那要求 :

“一個鐘呢?半個鐘呢?十分鐘呢?五分鐘呢?一分鐘呢?一個鐘呢?半個鐘呢?十分鐘呢?五分鐘呢?一分鐘呢?一個鐘呢?半個鐘呢?十分鐘呢?五分鐘呢?一分鐘呢?一個鐘呢?半個鐘呢?十分鐘呢?五分鐘呢?一分鐘呢? 。。。。。。。。。“

沒完沒了。當時看還覺得蠻好笑的。

但現在我就有著同樣的case,唯一不同的是,我被一只肥妹member纏。從去年開始就一直問我幾時得空吃飯?但我不能得罪member。所以我已經很有禮貌的拒絕了她很多次,但她還是不放棄。而且還越戰越勇。

肥妹鬼小姐 (我)

星期三呢? (有class)
星期五呢? (有class)
星期六呢? (有class)
星期天呢? (回Klang)
Before class呢?(不能吃)
After class呢?(趕回家吃)
你decided呢? (再說吧)

有誰可以幫幫我?
要怎麼辦?
又要能保著飯碗。


電影裡和我遇到的肥妹鬼小姐都是為了“吃“而纏著別人。真煩!

36 comments:

  1. 肥妹鬼死不断气的wo~
    你酱幸运可以遇到的..嘻嘻...
    说你约了女朋友/老婆咯,说不定她会打退堂鼓呢 =)

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  2. 有一些,就算你说你有老婆了,她还是死缠烂打的。

    就只好在她面前和另外一个打K轮,这样就会吓跑她。

    (我是不是看戏看太多了?)

    lolz

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  3. 给个机会啦...肥妹好惨啊..

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  4. 肥不是罪。就陪她吃一次啦。

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  5. eeehehehehhehe

    good wat... :P got a 'follower' hehehe

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  6. chrisiew .. i tried.. but she said fren fren oso can got makan maa... jadou..

    qin .. after i kissed someone, i can kiss my job goodbye oso ;p

    eric .. i prefer to keep it to instructor-member relation lo..not more than that

    karen .. nothing wrong in fat.. i just lazy makan with ppl..:)

    bong .. i ask her to follow u.. want or not?

    tony .. HELLO!!!???? wrong topic ;p

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  7. chehhh... tak boleh ke... haha

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  8. 给你选,你要kiss美女还是工作?

    哈哈

    只能选一个。

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  9. ahhahahaha....aiyo...just go 1 time and see how it turn out. I'll be curious to know...rmember u can't 得罪 ur client..hehe

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  10. choi! wat for follow me?! not like i'm teaching her anything. blek. :P

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  11. tony .. can can.. u r my guest,.. n guest always RIGHT ;p

    qin .. of cos i choose career la.. MONEY COME FIRST!!

    ah lian .. like this u call friend la.. see me wanna fall liao still kick one leg..;p

    bong .. u r doctor ma.. u can tak good care of her if she fall sick, not well, or 發瘟.
    hahaha

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  12. cheh. anyone can take care of her if she fall sick, not well, or even 發瘟 lar.

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  13. goooood.!!

    theres a rule in business

    rule 1 : customer is always right

    rule 2: if customer is wrong, revise rule 1..

    haha

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  14. Continue rejecting is the best way to go. It's tiring, but it'll keep her as member and you don't have to have a date with her.

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  15. yerr...i ask u out to makan so many times and kena reject :(
    am i the 肥妹鬼 ?!?

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  16. kesian...

    有点兴灾乐祸的说~ XD

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  17. Welcome to the club lor. Pandai cakap orang, now sendiri kena!!
    I think they will understand eventually when you've rejected them more than 100x. GOOD LUCK!!

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  18. bong .. but its slightly different if u have the 'Dr.' title maa..;p

    tony .. yes boss

    legolas .. u r rite..it's really TIRING ;p

    leumas .. 1) r u my member? 2) r u fat? LOL ;p

    yee .. laugh while u can.. we'll c when is ur turn ;p

    keenyee .. a bit susah la.. cos 肥妹鬼 mind works very much slower than ours...;(

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  19. Easy nia.......u say u got a few dates to attend to and will let her know when you are free.
    On the other hand, you should be happy also d cos at least that show you are popular lor :p

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  20. Ooooh i know why liao....this is call 报应。。who ask u always fly my aeroplane..hahahahha....go go 肥妹鬼。。。

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  21. apa title no title. i ma the same guy jek.

    but kinda agree with Ck lor, say u're dating lar. :P

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  22. your case is really 'kek sau'.
    hv u watch the 'Yes Man' movie?
    jz say No, like him.
    or, say yes to everything, u will see miracle happen.. may b
    hahaha ;p

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  23. ck .. told her.. thats y she ask me to decide on the timing...

    ah lian .. onli 1 time i fly kite maa.. no need keep on mentioning ;p

    bong .. she said its just a friendly meal.. nothing much.. if i say too much like i'm so perasan..

    shin .. what movie is that? i think i have more NOs in my life than the YESs lo..;p

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  24. lai lai lai....i can help you...
    give you some spells...and give you some paper go back burn it and drink it... hehe :P

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  25. 每個成功既人 背后都有一個女人
    無論肥腫或苗條
    喔喔....

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  26. ryan .. walauehh.. that one i oso can write la.. got pretty pretty pattern lagi ;p

    tagnan .. i already got my mom & 3 sis to back me up.. no need extra one ;p

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  27. 看来你很难逃掉了。面对吧。

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  28. mr teh .. no way !!! ;p

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  29. tony .. so kancheong meh? ;p

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  30. hahaha,i also have this kind of experience,but the ppl is a boy and not fat...and i am juz 14 years old...

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  31. Then u ma told her the good timing would be February 31. She will definitely get the hints, else ask her get a life elsewhere instead of in here. Sometimes just got to be a bit mean so ppl can get the message.

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  32. 跟她说:"你还是少吃点,多来跳,甩掉赘肉“

    这样拒绝得有理,又为自己工作说话,何乐而不为?

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  33. rain .. at least u r lucky ;p

    ah keat .. cannot cannot.. later she ask her gang to boycott my class.. die la..

    wayne .. trying to be laser issit? ;p

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  34. maybe...XD tell me how to put songs on blog...

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