我 ：Hello, 你是？
她 ：Ｄanny，是我啊。我是‘肥妹鬼小姐‘。
我 ：（ 屌，真衰。）是你噢。什麼事？
她 ：沒有啦。要問你東西而已。為什麼你的電話沒有出我的名的？
我 ：不知道噢。有save你的contact啊。
她 ：yerrr。。。做麼醬的？你快快去check一下電話啦。
我 ：噢。。。
要我快快去check為什麼沒有出她的名字，倒不如快快check有沒有caller-auto-block function 好一點。有的話，我一定會讓她排在榜首。
NOW SHOWING ...
果然寶刀未老,依然人見人愛車見車載,肥妹見到都大開嘴!
ReplyDelete唉, 真的可憐你囉, 為了碗飯, 還要帶著面具笑臉迎人, 還慘過做老舉, 哈哈!! 搵食艱難啊, 你背後的心酸我是很能夠理解的.. :p
ReplyDeleteyo! the pic so geli and scary lorr.
ReplyDelete很恐怖，可以改篇成午夜凶铃。
ReplyDelete建议你下次在肥妹鬼小姐面前耍恶心，抠大腿，吮脚趾，挖鼻屎弹她。要是她还是对你死心塌地，她肯定是好女孩，你就敬请享用吧。。
要道士吗? 还是说要别的儀式?呵呵
ReplyDeletehaiz~ maybe u and fei mui guai is
ReplyDelete"ming zhong zhu ding"
Hehe..pass my number to her and I will handle it for you. I'm an expert de on this..keke.
ReplyDeleteshinji .. wrong opening lo...;p
ReplyDeletesk .. thanks for undestanding.. btw, that pic looks a bit like datin minum teh huh? LOL ;p
paul .. thats exactly my feeling on her.. GELI & SCARY..
wayne .. soli lo.. i wont De-Vogue myself just for her.. still have to maintain the market maa ;p
khai .. y? u got recommendations huh?
ReplyDeleteleumas .. ming zhong zhu ding da si ni !!!!
keenyee .. u r my hero !!! tak sangka u eat so oily huh? becareful of the cholesterol level huh? ;p
wah... until calling and sms... u cham liao lar... hehehe
ReplyDeleteKaka...date her out and ask me along la. I'll point her the way to hell...Alhamdulilah.
ReplyDeletebong .. so regret that i gave her my contact n email...;(
ReplyDeletekeenyee .. ya allah.. siapa kamu,,, mana perginye keenyee yang penyayang ? no need to hell la.. the way out of my life enuff liao :)
有缘千里能相聚~
ReplyDelete千里姻缘电话牵~
宿世姻缘...恭喜恭喜...
Already blocking that phone#? Fast fast ler, 免得夜长梦多。
ReplyDeleteyerr...你们这些男人很坏哩。人家只是长得不怎么样而已啦。（像不像她的语气？呵呵。。）
ReplyDeletechrisiew ..你是說宿世冤缘吧？要不要認識一下？
ReplyDeletemr teh ..not yet wo... still avoiding lo..
karen ..果然是好姐妹。哈哈。都說跟樣貌沒關，是她的。
是你的，始终是你的...
ReplyDelete让，也没办法摆脱她的了...你就认命吧...
kekeke...
chrisiew .. tell me, how much 肥妹鬼小姐 pay u too say all this?!!! ;p
ReplyDeletepoor danny.....希望你可以逢凶化吉！ 哈哈啊哈哈哈哈！！！
ReplyDelete找個第3者幫你講話吧。
ReplyDelete讓這位第3者不斷的給她‘催眠’或是間接性的給她負面的想法，讓她以為/相信『你們是不可能的』，不就行啦。
athena ... thanks .. i really need that ;p
ReplyDeleteshin .. she always use say that go dinner as friend friend onli....
What I did is to save the number and put name like "THE GHOST! DON't ANSWER" or "DANGEROUS" ... Hahaha! U are so creative.. Sure can think of numerous names geh.. lol
ReplyDelete~J~
danny, nowadays you very got market lorr.. lol... i thought u can always practise your 绝招:Kuat her gao gao for one time.. cham..
ReplyDeleteAm .. i've stop answering her call or replying her sms long time ago..
ReplyDeletesherry .. what if she thinkk that i am giving signal..? JIA LAT lo...
她知不知道你的blog???
ReplyDelete哈哈哈 敢敢寫 這樣才對
ReplyDelete其實我同意你所說的
有時真的需要auto block
有些電話是不想接的...
但是卻偏偏打來....