Thursday, July 2, 2009

S(h)IT UP

今天在gym做了weight training。做著做著,感覺肚子有點痛。但想著還剩下abs沒做。不如把他做完再上廁所,然後沖涼走人。但做sit-up做到第二set時,肚子已經很痛了。原來‘屎將軍‘帶著千軍萬馬已經到kastam報到了。不能忍了,趕快衝去廁所。

好死不死,在衝廁所的途中遇見了很就不見的member。她拉著我聊天。問東問西。一點都不理會我那‘急屎‘的臉有多明顯。Beh tahan了,只好跟她說我有事,然後以飛快的速度猋去廁所。

我沒怪那member。因為是我自己犯賤。肚子痛還去做sit-up,活該!


只知道,忍一時會風平浪靜。
卻沒想到忍一‘屎‘真的很夠力要命!

25 comments:

  1. 還真的很夠力一下
    不過真的很好笑
    下次不要這樣了

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  2. 还蛮佩服你的忍功一下!我是比较担心后来你有没有"炸"坏马桶罢了。。。呵呵!

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  3. imagine that instead of u do sit up, u do bench press.......... muahahhaahhaa........

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  4. lolz~ luckily u didnt shit in ur trousers

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  5. 肚子痛还好,千万不要放屁就行了。
    如果放屁的话,还好,千万不要有声音。
    改天show一show你的急屎臉给我们看看,应该很有型吧。

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  6. worst thing to have on travelling too. shooots.

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  7. 哈哈,可憐~~ 還好最後還是來得及~~

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  8. lol... i better get going... food in ipoh sibei fattening!

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  9. cheekeong .. you bet i won;t try to fight anything natural... especially when 'it's calling'.. lol

    bao .. do u believe that sometimes some dance moves really help u to hold the muscles so tight...;p

    paul .. wow... that would be a disaster.....

    leu .. dude. that's the last thing i want to do in public ;p

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  10. keenyee .. dun worry.. i got sound proof...hahaha

    bong .. holding pee n shit.. i know...;p

    venus .. thank god there's still vacant cubicle in the toilet... or else... ( btw, welcome )

    tony .. go eat more la.. n gain more muscle from it :)

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  11. Sound proof? So high tech!! How to filter the air and sound wo, hehe...

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  12. teach me how to remain cool and maintain ur vogue face while 急屎. that's really another stage of life.
    i m proud of u.

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  13. 屎在好笑,但我偶爾也會有做做一半肚痛。

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  14. keenyee .. thats TEH difference between 30yo and 32yo...LOL

    wayne .. aiya so easy onli la.. i am a FAKE person ma.. so whatever expression on my face ha nothing to do with my body...standard vogue face...;p

    justin .. meaning we really hit the correct place when we do sit up? lol

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  15. 呵呵。。幸好你的 kastam 门关得够紧。

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  16. 好可爱哦。。
    还作sit up.
    服了你!

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  17. karen .. dun worry... my kastam officer very strict one...never simply release anything without my permission ;p

    emo .. lo li jin lorrr....thats another talent of mine :)

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  18. 丹尼哥哥嘅忍功果然係超犀利!! 我一開始仲以為你sit sit下up, 因為郁動個肚子所以順便shit埋出嚟添, 哇哈哈哈哈哈~~~ :D

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  19. sk .. oh no.. thats a total disaster.. worse than pokkai or drop pants...;p

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  20. 原來做sit up 会急屎架?

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  21. tagnan .. ya worr.. u shld know what... u got 6 packs...lol

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  22. 让我想起astro那个排便的广告...
    那笃屎被困在肚子里,大喊:放我出去啊~
    哈哈...搞笑~

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  23. but my mind was screaming :

    唔好出哩啊!!!!

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  24. 你捆住它那么久,当然造反啦~哈哈...

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  25. soli wo... i am very normal one..
    once a day.. if good mood maybe to 3 times a day ;p

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