最近有位朋友想換新工做,跟我借resume來refer。我看了看那幾年前寫的resume,還真的有夠bare。很官方,很無聊。一點都不像現在的我。由其是‘專長‘的部分,簡直是太沒創意了。精通多個不同的語言,善常人事關係(騙人的!),等等。我都不好意思那給人看。很狗!
為什麼我會醬無聊呢?(自認)明明有很多“有的無的“專長,但就只能寫那些。
如過你能在沒有restriction的情況下重寫你的專長,你會怎樣寫呢?另纇的,暴笑的,什麼都可以。
我的話,我會寫 :
專長 ﹣快速的換裝 (就是脫衣穿衣很快啦)
不說你不知,我以前做show時,男dancers裡我換裝最快。一分鐘半可一由頭換到尾,衣褲最少三件,鞋子還有accessories。換好了就在那兒幫別人換。那時的口頭單 :“ 快‘冊‘點,快‘冊‘點 “。哈哈。有時還可以touch up一下make up,然後又美美的跑上台繼續跳呢。真的很引已為榮。
你能嗎? ;p
Hmm... i miss all the hoo-hahs and dramas at backstage....:(
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5 days ago
haha, then you can de ma, go for some show or performances? :P Change fast ah, I would like to witness lo. Can ah? :p
ReplyDelete我以前是唱歌,不须像你要高速度变身。
ReplyDeleteno point to miss the past while u cant seem to go back.
ReplyDeletedun miss what u did at backstage,
treasure what u can do at ur back now... haha
im back! but still in middle of trip lol~ i also wanna borrow resume!
ReplyDelete履历表里写的东西都是千遍一律,讲到天花乱坠。反而是面试时要醒目。
ReplyDeletefreedom .. no no no... all the actions, the facial expressions and words used in backstage are not VOGUE at all...;p
ReplyDeletesingle .. was? what about now? got a lot of competition ma..
wayne .. trust me.. i can do a lot of things with that.. that u will beg me to teach u...hahahaha
tony .. u borrow from others la.. cos mine very outdated liao..;p
mr teh .. true true.. but they see resume before meet the real person ma.. so must do a bit of packaging before hand as well la..:)
i m looking forward to that... wahaha.... geli betul..
ReplyDeletei am always an audience, i think the backstage must be even more interesting.. and you forgot your gifted talent - laser mouth!! hahahaha :D
ReplyDelete我的resume也是很烂的。所以都没人要挖我。唉~
ReplyDeletewayne .. u shld feel proud n lucky.. cos i hardly take student one...lol
ReplyDeletesk .. laser mouth..most of the ppl oso can la.. u oso can maa.. c u want or not onli ;p
karen .. try to post it online la.. n wait for those hed hunters to hunt u...:)
我好像從未拿過resume去interview咯
ReplyDeletemy talent? still thinking actually...
ReplyDeletetagnan ..你就好啦。只是show face 跟body就不用interview了。。那像我。沒臉又沒body。。。
ReplyDeletebong .. 一定有些長處是沒人有的。想想看。。。。
wah... u were dancer ah?
ReplyDeletelolz....
Now only I know you have such talent apart from "Laser mouth". I can't think of any talent of mine wo...maybe "卧虎藏龙" lo, hehe.
ReplyDeleteya...u can took off ur clothes even faster on bed~ lolz~
ReplyDeleteif u miss all the hoo hahs ~ y dun u go back to tat line? maybe it might suit u more?
keo .. eh bro.. the 'lolz' a bit hurt lerr...;( hahaha
ReplyDeletekeenyee .. and what are you hiding? ur gorgeous body ke? ur slutty self ke? ....;p
leu .. no la.. teaching can earn more than performing.. and less stress...
Er..not much on the body la, full of fat. More potential on 2nd lo..hahaha.
ReplyDeletekeenyee .. now we are seeing more of the REAL u...lol
ReplyDeletehaha..oops..
ReplyDeletethe "lolz" doesnt mean anything..XP
pls dont mind nah...
keo .. dun worry .. it didn't do any harm to me..at all...LOLz ;p
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