As i was marking, i saw this uncle just came out from the shower and stand in front of the mirror next to me. He took out his clothes and start changing. Tak kisah lah, i just continue do my things. But suddenly i heard something in between the gap of the finished song and the next song. It was some weird but loud sound..
Puuuuuuuttt... puuuuuuuttt..
Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku!
That uncle was farting while combing his hair with his muka selamba. Not ONCE ok? And he thought that i won't hear it cos i was wearing ipod. Apa lagi? I straight away 'guat' at him and then walked away. Shame on you uncle.;p
I also noticed a lot of ( elderly ) guys ( like to ) accidentally farted while peeing. Funny lerr.. why can't they control leh?
Why huh? Doctor Bong, why ahh?
aiyoh, how to control fart?? and i don't think only elderly will do that, even young guys are doing that.. this is very natural thing maa.. just that instead of doing it loud, do it STEALTHILY and make sure nobody realised that..
ReplyDeletehmmm, actually i'm about to blog about farting.. really 心有靈犀 :p
sk .. aiyo .. u think thats a good thing to have 心有靈犀 in terms of talking 屎尿屁 ? lol ;p
ReplyDeletetheir anus muscles relaxed as they pee gua. :P
ReplyDeletedifferent from ejaculation tho. ur internal muscles were squeezing to get the milk out, so ur anus muscle also contract.
but then hor... fart is yah, difficult to control la...
bong .. tq doc... fart can control one la.. like sk said.. do it stealthily.. must master that skill...;p
ReplyDeletethanks the song for me,i like it~ sometimes i wont control my fart,just let it out with the sound~~puuuttt~~
ReplyDeletesong a~~~ hahaha....
sandra .. my goodness.. but i heard that girls have more difficulty holding their farts as compared to guys... true or not? ;p
ReplyDelete哈哈，看個人的吧？
ReplyDelete有些人能忍屁，有些人不能
就好像有些人能持久上一個小時
有些人30秒就泄了 XD
Control Control Control...
ReplyDeleteNext time u see a uncle with red face... he's not angry but just over control... kakaka :p
yuan .. i guess i fall in the 1st group.. thats the importance of exercise..lol
ReplyDeletetz .. over control not become purple meh? lol ;p
ish ish ish...praise sendiri pula XD
ReplyDeleteya lo..if ignore the important of "exercise"..will become impotent XD
不是每个人都可以做到收放自如。可能老人家肌肉用得多，松弛了，所以比较难控制。希望你的还很紧。。 哈哈。
ReplyDeleteyuan .. thats y we should always exercise lo :)
ReplyDeletewayne .. dun worry.. everything is still in VERY GOOD condition ;p
LOL Danny, means u many panai control ur fart la. :P Still "very good condition" ha? LOLOLOL, I think I know the reason. Again, wahahhahahah!
ReplyDelete是你 LUCKY, 或是他当你无到！
ReplyDelete没家教。。。的缺德叔叔
freedom .. maintanance is very important one, u know ? ;p
ReplyDeletesingle .. ya la.. dunno how many bomb he planted while i was listening to ipod..:(
Hehe, smell good not? Maybe that was the uncle's pick up line.
ReplyDeletekeenyee .. will u be attracted to someone with LAVENDER SCENTED FART? ;p
ReplyDelete真是笑死我啦... 哈哈哈哈...
ReplyDeleteshin .. ur boy friend got like that or not? ;p
ReplyDelete这种东西很难顶得顺吧？忍过了就好咯！忍不过就“放~”出来，当作什么事都没有发生咯！
ReplyDelete难不成你想要对方先做预告说：“嗯，不好意思我要放屁……”
还是，放了之后很诚实地说：“不好意思，刚刚是我放屁~”
酱的话，会很惨的耶！对方好意思讲，我都不好意思听啦！（虽然我身边有一个朋友会直接那样说^_^）
FUNNY ! :)
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