Monday, March 30, 2009

你是什麼底?

The ONE question that i am frequently asked in the studio is : " Danny, what is your dance genre? Or what is your basic? "

Err... basic? I have no basic. That's what i told them. I learned everything when i was doing shows. Cos as a dancer, we have to do all sorts of shows and dance numbers. From latin to hip-hop, jazz to traditional. Almost everything. And there's where learned and i slowly try to adapt all the differences on the moves, styles and attitude. And then slowly transform it to my own style.

So, i am proud to say that i am a dance instructor with half-pail knowledge. But luckily i still can conduct a not bad class. Cos i kind of know the mentality of the members. Basically they are there to sweat through a fun way ~ DANCE. They are happy as long as they got the steps and sweat at the same time. No super duper artistic choreography needed. Cos if they want that, they would have gone to the proper dance academy, not gym studio.

FYI, I always try to fill up the empty half .. with lots of hard work on the choreography, communications with members and a big warm smile whenever i conduct a class. Hopefully that will work. :)

p/s: 如果你問我的人生會是什麼底,我的答案是 ~ 賤底。那你呢?又是什麼底?

Sunday, March 29, 2009

我的獨家Plasma

Went out for lunch with the Vice President of Persatuan Mulut Laser Malaysia yesterday. Then we saw a skinny Malay guy passed by.

Me : 真羨慕他,醬扁身。穿skinny jeans最好看了。

VP : 美是美啦。但他父母一定做很多壞事的。要不然為什麼會 “生仔無屎忽“ ?屁股扁到醬,一點肉都沒有。。。

Me : (很用力的 guat 著VP )

VP : Opps.... sorry。不小心 shoot 到你。哈哈。

FYI, there are some words that is a bit sensitive to me.. such as 'short', ' flat ass', ....

我每天在class裡對members說自己的臀部為35.5吋的plasma tv。哈哈。


注 :我也只那臀部是扁的,其他部位都圓到不行。。。:(

Friday, March 27, 2009

Set The Bar

剛才在打包lunch時,看到一桌 aunty 和她的三個孩子。應該都還在念小學吧。本來沒什麼的,但那aunty犯了Auntie Act 1 ( public announcement ),讓我聽見和他們的對話。原來他們在討論孩子們的考試成績。看樣子好想不是很理想,要不然她就不用醬大聲啦。

“我跟你們講啊。下次如果那一科再考少過70分的話,就給我打!“

天啊!什麼道理啊?set醬的target。會不會太過份啊?少過70分 “才“ 打 ??!!想當年我們啊,考90分都要給媽媽罵或中打。都怪我姐啦,set醬高的bar給我們。怪不的她是我們四個最會念書的。害到我們都得向她看齊。不過話說回來,也要謝謝媽媽的高要求,才能造做也今日靈活的頭腦,能無所不賤。哈哈。

想問問你們小時候,有沒有中set bar啊?
那高不高呢?


望子成龍。。。你成了嗎?

Thursday, March 26, 2009

安娣正傳

I was at Mid Valley last week setting up display for my client. Since it was the school holidays, the mall was packed with aunties and kids. While i was doing my thing, i noticed that there are actually something funny about aunties. I'm not saying ALL, but most of them are. And these are what tend to do in general :

Auntie Act 1 ~ Public announcement with built-in speaker in them. Their volume will remained high wherever they go.
" Ah Boy, 叫你不要亂跑有沒有聽到啊!!!???"
( 不只你的 Ah Boy 聽到,連三樓的 sales girl 和 basement 的 security guard 都聽到啦。)

Auntie Act 2 ~ Last come first served. The word 'QUEUE' never appear in their dictionary. All they care is themselves.
" Excuse me, 可以幫我包起來嗎?要送人的。 可以快點嗎? 我趕時間。 "
( 好好好。等我包完你前面這三位“食飽無事等屎坷“客人的東西,再來幫你噢。)

Auntie Act 3 ~ Love to share with the world. There is nothing that they can't tell.
" Miss, 這件褲太小了。有沒有34號啊 ?“
( 安娣,你真大方。把你的‘福气‘跟大家分享。 )


Any other actions or attitudes that can be categorized under "Aunty" ?
Do you have anyone like that around you?
Or... are you one of them? ( be it male or female ;p )

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Aim High

一位舊同事在我們面前 complain(炫耀)她男友的缺點。我認識她男友。並不是她講的那辦差。但我沒出聲,只坐在那靜靜的聽她說鳥話。(噢,不對。應該是‘海‘話才對。)

她 :他真的很沒用。叫他買LV給我都要叫很久才肯買。賺醬多都沒用,那些錢都不知到用去那裡。每天做工說壓力大,又不去找別的工作。但他應該蠻難找新工的。臉醬臭。有不會做人。又矮。還有。。

我 ;要醬高來做麼?方便抹風扇啊?
(賤嘴終於忍不住了。。。因為,本人對‘矮‘這個字有一點sensitive。。。)


我沒有六尺高,但我會待你好。。。

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

潑辣比一比

同樣的問題,我問了兩個人。
剛好兩人的結論都一樣 ~ 打!
但兩人的出手有點不同。

甲 :是我的話就一拳sai 9他!

乙 :是我的話就一巴kam 9他!

一個間單的問題就能反應出誰比較潑辣了。哈哈。

Monday, March 23, 2009

周年慶

Yep... today is the 365th day since the day i started blogging.
Lots of things happened within this period.
Lost something, gained even more.
Looking back at my very first entry...

.................................................................................

Title : NEW ARRIVAL
Dated : 24/3/08

ta...daa....

i know i know...its a bit over...
but hey, it took me years to have the courage to create my own blog..
cos i...i...dunno what to write...
but i'll try my best...

so, u guys out there...
wait for some rubbish n nonsense form me la..;)

...................................................................................

And i did!!!
I mean the part where i dumped lots of nonsense and craps in my blog. And i am definitely loving it. It felt even better when i know that you people out there "love" my nonsense too !!! ( hope that it's not too much to use the word LOVE )

And also from blogging in English to learning how to type Chinese.

...................................................................................

(my very first Chinese entry )

Title : 我要做個有錢人!!
Dated : 27/4/08

有人跟我說過:

(廣東話)
二趾長過公,做死一世窮。




我呸 !
我要發達。
我要做個有錢人!
我要做個有錢人!!
我要做個有錢人!!!

( 喊夠了沒?夠了就去開工!!!;p )

..................................................................................

Thank you everyone who visited, commented, supported and ignored my blog. A big THANK YOU to Win-ni ( my biaomei ) who inspired me and also the first to drop a comment in this blog ( 26/3/08 ).

Lastly, just like what i said one year before :

" I'll try my best, wait for MORE rubbish and nonsense from me la .. ;) "


p/s : Happy Birthday ~ Big Mouth !!! ( No blog, no Big Mouth )
也祝我:繼續‘賤‘光四射!!!


pp/s : 那些說我三分鐘熱度的人,祝你們:大富大貴!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

To fart or not to fart

Do you fart in front of your loved one?
Are you too scared to show the real you in front of him/her?
Or are you worried that he/she will tease you for the rest of your life?

I think all that matters here is the 'FACE DOWN' phase.
What? There's phases for farting?

Now, if you accidentally farted once, he/she might take the advantage to tease you. But if you willing to put down your 'FACE' and do that few more times in the future, he/she will have no reason to tease you anymore. There, your solution to run away from the fear of being teased.

Sometimes you just have to get yourself dirty in order to get the job done. No pain, no gain.

祝 :放屁愉快

Ampun maaf kepada sesiapa yang berasa tersinggung.... dalam dan luar...;p

Friday, March 20, 2009

引和惹之間

你知道“引“和“惹“最大的分別是什麼嗎?

引 ~ 由我們本身出發。要有一定的動作才能得到它。
惹 ~ 由他人出發。通常不是我們想要的東西或事物。

很不幸的,兩著都在我身上報到。而且還是同時發生在gym裡。

雖然是個dance instructor,但有時還是在gym裡希望得到別人的欣賞。所已我努力的跳,希望能 ”引“ 來他人的眼光。也不知道是否我的身分而讓他們不敢接近我。每每只是站在遠方看。別害羞啦,來啦來啦。我不會把你吃掉的。

也因為我是個dance instructor,所以對members也會比較friendly。但偏偏就有那些不關事的人收錯signal,為我 “惹“來了不少麻煩。我也不能做什麼,因為他們是米飯班主。只能不斷的推約。希望人家會自討無趣,趕快醒來吧。


拉或推?引或惹?
天啊!保佑我,醜的不靈好的靈。

Thursday, March 19, 2009

命中注定 On The Beat

不知道是天生的,還是職業病。
發現我走路的時後,會有點像跳舞醬,有節拍的。
如果聽音樂的話,會更明顯的跟著beat走。

習慣聽著i-pod在街上走。
看我走路的速度,就會知到我是在聽快歌或是慢歌。
很多人以為我在趕時間。但我只是不由自主的被beat帶著走。
好累啊。

人家走路有風,我卻走路有beat。
吹咩?哈哈。


Was at Sunway Pyramid the other to touch up some VM for my client. As i was busy rearranging the merchandises, i noticed that the 2 staffs was staring and laughing at me. So i asked them:

Me : Ooi. What laugh-laugh? No need do ah?

Them : Danny, how come you looked like you are dancing when you walk? Cos i see you slide here and there with the shirts on hand. Funny la. Haha.

Me : Got meh?( 心虛ing ) Your fault la. Who ask you to play such nice music in the shop? ;p

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I'm FRAMED

I normally share or complain things to my close friend. From work, life to anything that bothers me. And whenever i finished my complaints, he will just look at me with his very cold face. And came back to me with the same conclusion ~ YOU ARE FRAMED!

FRAMED?!

Yes, i think i am basically framed.
I set too many restrictions in whatever i do.
So that i will get the best result.
I care too much on how people looked at me.
So i tried very hard to be the one that they liked.
I am a very kaisu and kiasi person.
So i set targets too high that it's actually dragging me down.


I am trying very hard to let go on all the restrictions and stupid ego. I know i'll have to run through that huge wall in front of me. It won't be easy and it might take some times. But i think it's time for me to do the right thing. At least this time, i set the CORRECT target for myself, i guess....



太多的框框把自己弄得太累。
正在努力的過那最難的一關 ~ 自己。

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

F*ck You Very Much :)

( Those who are under 18, please go away...shooooooooo !!! This entry is no good for you. )

Thanks to my hairstylist, Arwin, who introduced her to me. Who? Her ~ Lily Allen, a young and upcoming singer from UK. The main thing that attracted me is the way she sings. Not to forget the lyrics, which is so fun yet real.

Here's 2 clips of from her latest album. MUST listen... dun pretend just browse and then leave comment ok? ;p

Song 1 : F*ck You
There's so many way to express your feelings by saying the "F" word. And i'm definitely loving her way ....犯賤。原來咒人也可以這麼的調皮。哈哈。從此以後,"F*ck You" 變得無比的可愛。Going to use this song to teach in the class... wonder if the members can take it or not..


Song 2 : The Fear
I am very positive that the song is al about me ..
Part of the lyrics..

"Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner
Now everything's cool as long as I’m getting thinner"

有無好抵死?哈哈。

Monday, March 16, 2009

放棄。大便。

I went to the studio slightly earlier today to study some choreography. When i reached the studio, i saw Annie ( Body Step instructor ) was there practising her new step routine.

Me : 哇。甘勤力啊?係度new launch geh steps?

Annie : 無變。今晚有tuition,到宜家都重未熟steps。真是唔急屎都唔挖窿。你geh咧?搞惦啊?

Me : 我?我已經不坷好唻啦。哈哈。


能夠堅持,不等於一定就是個強漢。
同樣的,放棄有時也不一定是弱著。
只要是對的,有時放棄也會很快樂。
起碼我是這麼想的。所以我放棄了。

Sunday, March 15, 2009

你join了嗎?

Went to buy something at One Utama just now. Paid and went out from the shop. Then went for lunch. While waiting for them to serve my food, i checked the details on the receipt again. And i was shocked. Can't believe my eyes ...

中年聚樂部。。。 我join了。

Friday, March 13, 2009

Can TALK !?

I once asked a friend to describe me.

"You ah? You are blah blah, blah blah blah, and also can TALK. "

Hmm.. i wonder what is the actual definitions of 'CAN TALK '.

Can Talk = 講得? OR 傾得?

講得。。。
一輪嘴的講。自己講自己爽。旁人可能沒機會加入話題。
傾得。。。
和朋有擁有共同的話題和思想。可以有很好的談話互動。

Those who have met me or already know me, please clarify.
Thank you for helping me to know me better. :)


Can talk? Can talk! Trying to know myself better....

Thursday, March 12, 2009

斗牛

不是西班牙斗牛。
更不是三對三的街頭籃球。

說的是我的牛脾氣。
出了名沒耐性和固執。
遭殃的是我身邊的好友和家人。
想想真的很不應該。

還有還有,我駕車時也蠻牛的。
你如過要割過我,高興的話,我會讓你割。
不爽的話,再怎樣我也不會讓你割。
定多斗看誰比較牛啦。

但隨著年齡的增長,脾氣好像比較收斂了。
我會盡量去控制,不讓它醬容意暴發。
再說,都一把年級了,難道還要學那些小伙子,扮血氣方剛咩?
我知道我們華人有十二生肖。
但牛脾氣的我,每年都在過‘牛‘年。

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

真金不怕紅爐火。

昨天,那位‘食飽無事等佬X‘的姐姐又來搞破壞了。這次,她背著我叫別的members過檔去隔壁的class。還不斷的數落我的不是。還好,‘她精我也不笨‘,我當然也事先已經在別的members那裡得知隔壁班的info。

她們會來我的class就是因為喜還我教的方式。當初接手時那class才有小貓幾只,到現在的平均每個class25位。我自問我很努力,很努力的把它build起來。而且最高興的就是看到姐姐們不斷的帶她們朋友來join我的class。

真金不怕紅爐火。別誤會,說的不是我有多自大,而是我對自己因該有的信心。所以,在此想對那位搞屎棍說:‘大姐,你省省吧。我是不會醬容意被你打倒的。‘

小心接招,我可有一身的‘好陰功‘。哈哈。

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

你好,我是。。。

有誰可以解示給我聽,一下兩個名稱有什麼分別?
因為當別人用後著醬我時,總覺的有一點不舒服。

“Danny : The Big Mouth“ vs “Big Mouth Danny“

I know they might have the same meaning but somehow the 1st one sounds better. Don't you think so?

Monday, March 9, 2009

獻醜啦。。。

Here here..

The video of the dance demo which i did last Saturday for one of the fitness centre that i teach. All the steps are quite basic and simple, as we want to attract more people to try, not to scare them away with those super-duper So U Think U Can Dance dance styles. Furthermore, i am definitely not at that level.

I was so freaking nervous that day, knowing that my WHOLE family is there to watch and support me. ( FYI, my house is just 5 minutes away from the mall ) If i'm not mistaken, this is officially the 1st time i shake my old ass in front of my dad. How can i be not nervous on that? So i did some mistakes on the steps, but i guess it still look not bad. Hopefully it will be better next week, cos they won't be there...hahahaha..;p


不好意思,在此獻醜了。如果看了令你不舒服的話,thousand apologies。
話說回來,看完了video,我突然覺的我像一種動物。
你覺的呢?什麼動物最貼切?

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Best Compliments !!!

Met my old friend at Mid Valley yesterday and she gave me a very good compliment. Or should i say, she said something that i want to hear.
What compliments would you like to receive?

~ You look great !? ( 不,我一直都沒有好看過 )
~ Your skin looks so radiant !? ( 不,我的臉油得像剛polish醬 )
~ Your hair is nice !? ( 不,我頭髮粗得像wire一樣 )
~ Nice outfit !? ( 不,不用你講我也知道;p )
~ Cute little hand bag !? ( 不,我的包包大到可以裝兩只雞 )

But for me, the only thing that i really want to hear is ~

"What happened to you? You look SLIMMER now !"

Haha....very shallow rite? But who cares?
As long as it makes me happy for the rest of the day! ;p

Friday, March 6, 2009

原來我不pro。。。

I always thought that a class is good when the members are satisfied. Therefore, i tried to conduct the class with all my heart. Just to make sure that the members enjoyed themselves during attending my class. Thank God, they always walked out from the studio with a smile in their face. And no complaints from the management yet. So i thought i did a good job.

Today i spoke to a regular member after the class. She said :
"Danny, you looked happier today. As compared to the week before. "

And then it hit me just like that. Is it that obvious?
Remember that i was feeling down the whole of last week? Although i tried to cheer and laugh with them in the class, somehow it still show on my face that i was not in the mood. And just when i thought that i was doing well conducting the class all this while .....

I am truly very sorry to all my members, for my un-pro attitude. I'll try to be better in the future. And for me to realize a fact : Everything will be good, when you are doing it from the bottom of your heart.

深深的明白,做什麼東西都要‘發自內心‘。醬才能達到最好的效果。

Thursday, March 5, 2009

貧民富翁

( 不好意思 SK, 借你的題目用一下 )

說的當然不是那部拿了無數大獎的電影。
人家是從貧民變成富翁。而我明明是貧民但卻需要做些‘假‘富翁的事。

自問年薪沒有幾百万,但就被逼擁有4個銀行戶口。我也不想啊。我平時對錢財管裡都沒興趣。現在還要manage4個accounts。有夠'pekcek'啊!
每次有payment進來時都要好像有幾百万身家醬,一間間bank去transfer錢。真的是多塊魚。

Maybank ~ Personal / Freelance VM payments

RHB ~ Ex companies salaries

Public Bank ~ Truefitness payments

CIMB ~ Chi Fitness payments ( 今早剛開的)

我知道很多人都有好幾個bank account。但為何我的accounts總是沒什麼看頭咧?

p/s: I'm going to do a Dance Demo on Saturday, 7/3 ( 8pm ) and 14/3 ( 5pm ) at Jusco Bandar Baru Klang. If you happened to be free or somewhere nearby, please do come and support us. And also see how i shake my OLD ASS for the sake of MONEY .... (sigh) ;p

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

健身中心殺人事件

Gym是一個很健康的的方。可以健身又可以擴大你的朋有圈。但gym也是也個充滿地雷的是非地。

剛開始教class時,有聽其他instructor講過關於member complain的事。這些大多數是姐姐們。因為吃飽太得空,就聚一起講是非。有發生過她們亂亂講話,弄到某位instructor被開除。所已叫我要小心這班姐姐們。還好,so far so good。她們還算蠻喜歡我的class。

但今天不小心給我聽道有位大姐在跟她的姐妹團說關於我的事。其中有一件事是無中生有的。讓我嚇到。看不出她那個樣子,原來是‘搞屎棍‘。從今天開始,我會盯著她。看她還有沒有亂說話。免得我無端端給她弄死。

那位大姐,以後講話請三思。
別忘了,我可以讓妳們慾仙,當然也可以讓妳們慾死。

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Talented Foursome

無意中看見了張小時候的照片。才發現,原來我家的四個小孩都是‘彈得之人‘。

大姐很會彈鋼琴,每次家裡需要配樂的時候都會叫她彈。她的兩個孩子也可能有遺傳到這才華。有時偶爾會表演‘亂彈‘。記的妹妹們好像也會彈吉他。也聽過她說在佛堂有學彈古箏。但現在好像沒什麼看到她們動那些樂器了。

而我呢?當然也不是省油的燈。雖然小時候爸媽沒送我去學彈樂器,但我也很掙氣。不斷努力的自修。我主修‘彈人‘,副修‘彈東彈西‘。到現在我想我的level也不低了。

有誰懷疑我的彈功?或太得空沒事做想給我彈彈看?
來嘛,彈彈看嘛。有病彈病,沒病彈到你高興。

黃門‘四彈家‘。我以你們為榮。

p/s : 之前答應過自己,一定要彈回來。And here i am ! :)
Thanks everyone for your concern and wishes. 也讓我更懂的家人和朋友的重要。