Sunday, March 29, 2009

我的獨家Plasma

Went out for lunch with the Vice President of Persatuan Mulut Laser Malaysia yesterday. Then we saw a skinny Malay guy passed by.

Me : 真羨慕他,醬扁身。穿skinny jeans最好看了。

VP : 美是美啦。但他父母一定做很多壞事的。要不然為什麼會 “生仔無屎忽“ ?屁股扁到醬,一點肉都沒有。。。

Me : (很用力的 guat 著VP )

VP : Opps.... sorry。不小心 shoot 到你。哈哈。

FYI, there are some words that is a bit sensitive to me.. such as 'short', ' flat ass', ....

我每天在class裡對members說自己的臀部為35.5吋的plasma tv。哈哈。


注 :我也只那臀部是扁的,其他部位都圓到不行。。。:(

20 comments:

  1. Aiyo, nothing of me is FLAT le. So jealous you wor. Ke ke.

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  2. ok的啦,男生的不圆没关系嘛。

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  3. 我的Plasma只有28"only sad.... :(

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  4. plasma臂部,聽起來,好像很‘名貴’似的。 哈哈

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  5. tony ..dun simply揸, have to pay one ;p

    keenyee .. i dun mind taking some from you...just for the butt..lol

    karen .. 我不是不圓,我是扁!

    tagnan ..但我的是不能看的worr..;p

    shin ..醬你要買嗎?哈哈。

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  6. wah not bad hor... your VP want to gulingkan you ha? hehehe

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  7. mine is flat too... T_T

    If I call my friend FAT ass, he will call me FLAT ass. But now, he can call me both FAT ass and FLAT ass..肥了很多

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  8. dick head also round? :P

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  9. 没关系啦,能用就好。嘿嘿

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  10. medie .. over my dead body !!!!!

    wayne .. congrats o...cos my ass will remain flat while the rest of my body start to bloat...

    leumas .. behave !!!

    khai .. aiya.. always hoping for a better one ma :)

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  11. 有關系么?扁就扁。。。有不是女生,難道要前凸后翹么??

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  12. 簡單!! 你去買那些有push-up功能的內褲啦.. 先天不足就要靠後天的補救~~ :p

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  13. tom .. not nice if u r dancing with a body like ' sekeping papan ' ;p

    sk .. provided i still got that something to be pushed la...

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  14. 还不简单,就再去一次韩国,然后要求他们把plasma换成CRT... XD

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  15. SK..got such thing as push-up underwear r? You have sample to show us not? Wear and show us next time ya..haha.

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  16. keenyee, i think SK is wearing 1... last time i saw him... really got a bit 前凸后翹 lo~

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  17. 前凸後翹…嘩…
    舞者的身材如流動宣傳冊子…

    SK
    push up內褲如有肚腩leh?

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  18. 原来跳舞要屁股,不会把屁股摇大的。

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  19. yee .. wanna sponsor? ;p

    keenyee use my name to fulfill ur fantasy huh? ;p

    leumas .. SK no need la... body perfect liao..

    動 .. just to please the eyes ma..;)

    mr teh .. who wants to see a piece of plywood dancing wo... no curves at all..

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