Thursday, March 26, 2009

安娣正傳

I was at Mid Valley last week setting up display for my client. Since it was the school holidays, the mall was packed with aunties and kids. While i was doing my thing, i noticed that there are actually something funny about aunties. I'm not saying ALL, but most of them are. And these are what tend to do in general :

Auntie Act 1 ~ Public announcement with built-in speaker in them. Their volume will remained high wherever they go.
" Ah Boy, 叫你不要亂跑有沒有聽到啊!!!???"
( 不只你的 Ah Boy 聽到,連三樓的 sales girl 和 basement 的 security guard 都聽到啦。)

Auntie Act 2 ~ Last come first served. The word 'QUEUE' never appear in their dictionary. All they care is themselves.
" Excuse me, 可以幫我包起來嗎?要送人的。 可以快點嗎? 我趕時間。 "
( 好好好。等我包完你前面這三位“食飽無事等屎坷“客人的東西,再來幫你噢。)

Auntie Act 3 ~ Love to share with the world. There is nothing that they can't tell.
" Miss, 這件褲太小了。有沒有34號啊 ?“
( 安娣,你真大方。把你的‘福气‘跟大家分享。 )


Any other actions or attitudes that can be categorized under "Aunty" ?
Do you have anyone like that around you?
Or... are you one of them? ( be it male or female ;p )

17 comments:

  1. Auntie Act 4~
    Miss, 這個沒有OFFER咩?? 做麼沒有OFFER的?? 醬如果我買的話有沒有東西送??

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  2. Auntie Act 5~
    Miss, 你送我这个Free的东西我都没有用到的,这个Free的我不要,你再discount多一点给我啦!哎哟,我每次都来的啦!

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  3. 安娣也是有可爱的一面的。
    安娣有时候会很热心的帮助别人。
    最重要的是,没有安娣,就没有我们了。
    (其实是在担心自己以后会染上这些毛病,正在铺路着。。)

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  4. 我妈是很可爱的安娣,一点也不“安娣”。

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  5. sk & 保 .. 很了解安娣huh?兩位。。。later i'll compile all the acts and pass it those who need it :))

    karen & mr teh .. of cos not all of them are like that la :)

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  6. i thought u'd 'zaaat' them with ur laser. lol.

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  7. bong .. no la.. my laser is harmless to them, cos they have super thick transparent shield.. as thick as their skin....lol ;p

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  8. Auntie Act 6~
    你腰几多啊?我仔同你差不多酱的身材,但是比你矮少少咯。。要是你穿得下,我仔应该ok啦。。

    自己不会打电话给他问啊?

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  9. lolz~ i damn agree with wayne...
    i always kena this by other aunties

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  10. Normally I won't yell to my nephew wo...str8 gave him a spank. Keke. And the pants' size...I would too paiseh to announce lo. SOOO HUGE!!

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  12. 地点: Starbucks

    Auntie Act 7~
    哇!小姐,你哋的kopi好贵喔.我屋企附近茶室卖的都没咁贵.你哋有某地块几钱架??

    Kid Act 1~
    妈!!我要白kopi冰!!!

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  13. wayne .. 你就好啦。我通常只能幫人試童裝而已。哈哈。

    leumas .. how come u din bring wayne to the place that i ask u 2 to go? ;p

    keenyee .. eh.. my hobby is spanking kids as well...lol
    and normally my problem with pants are...got any SHORTER one or not?...sigh..;(

    eric .. 安娣,你以為這裡是'kopi bean'啊?還有,你小孩也太會喝了吧?btw, 白咖啡真的醬好喝咩?

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  14. but you're the president wor... your laser should be strong enough to penetrate anything one ler. :P

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  15. hehe....
    Sharing is caring what.... =P

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  16. am i falling in the aunty group oredi???

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  17. bong .. ppl scared laser, laser scared aunty...;p

    wai .. too much info...lol

    yvonne .. u think le? ;p

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