安娣正傳

I was at Mid Valley last week setting up display for my client. Since it was the school holidays, the mall was packed with aunties and kids. While i was doing my thing, i noticed that there are actually something funny about aunties. I'm not saying ALL, but most of them are. And these are what tend to do in general :

Auntie Act 1 ~ Public announcement with built-in speaker in them. Their volume will remained high wherever they go.
" Ah Boy, 叫你不要亂跑有沒有聽到啊！！！？？？"
( 不只你的 Ah Boy 聽到，連三樓的 sales girl 和 basement 的 security guard 都聽到啦。）

Auntie Act 2 ~ Last come first served. The word 'QUEUE' never appear in their dictionary. All they care is themselves.
" Excuse me, 可以幫我包起來嗎？要送人的。 可以快點嗎？ 我趕時間。 "
( 好好好。等我包完你前面這三位“食飽無事等屎坷“客人的東西，再來幫你噢。)

Auntie Act 3 ~ Love to share with the world. There is nothing that they can't tell.
" Miss, 這件褲太小了。有沒有34號啊 ？“
（ 安娣，你真大方。把你的‘福气‘跟大家分享。 ）


Any other actions or attitudes that can be categorized under "Aunty" ?
Do you have anyone like that around you?
Or... are you one of them? ( be it male or female ;p )