Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Aim High

一位舊同事在我們面前 complain（炫耀）她男友的缺點。我認識她男友。並不是她講的那辦差。但我沒出聲，只坐在那靜靜的聽她說鳥話。（噢，不對。應該是‘海‘話才對。）

她 ：他真的很沒用。叫他買ＬＶ給我都要叫很久才肯買。賺醬多都沒用，那些錢都不知到用去那裡。每天做工說壓力大，又不去找別的工作。但他應該蠻難找新工的。臉醬臭。有不會做人。又矮。還有。。

我 ；要醬高來做麼？方便抹風扇啊？
（賤嘴終於忍不住了。。。因為，本人對‘矮‘這個字有一點sensitive。。。)


我沒有六尺高，但我會待你好。。。
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  1. yee3/25/09, 2:17 PM

    我也很矮啊，应该比你矮呱，就是矮呱。唉，我太矮了。噢，我好矮啊，是矮人一位~~ XD

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  2. [SK]3/25/09, 2:18 PM

    長得那麼高做甚麼?? 她要kiss他又kiss不到, 牽手的時候抬高那隻手又辛苦, 要抱抱的時候可能她的臉又貼在他的敏感部位, 你講是不是??

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  3. KY3/25/09, 2:52 PM

    Haha, your mouth really bad la. Jaga sikit!! Did she "kuat" at you?
    反而现在还有人讲我矮咯。

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  4. karenc 采茶女3/25/09, 3:34 PM

    你那个旧同事实在难搞咯。要求多多就算了，还在别人面前不留点面子给她男友。她自己很高吗？

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  5. anais_athena3/25/09, 3:58 PM

    LV Bag是不能够当墙纸用。不论任何人特别是家里的男人应该给他面子。面子不能当饭吃。但是那是起码的尊重。嘻嘻！

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  6. Danny3/25/09, 4:02 PM

    yee .. at least u r slim...not like me...

    sk .. based on ur description, she is only 3' tall wo...lol

    keenyee .. u short? show off ah? ;p

    karen .. i think only her nose is high..the rest, not worth mention...;p

    athena .. Federick is really lucky to have an understanding wife like u...hahah :)

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  7. Tony Leong3/25/09, 7:55 PM

    我很肯定跟大家说，人高很难找鞋穿.. 注定了我这世没有机会穿到Puma鞋

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  8. 動 Orson3/25/09, 8:31 PM

    有趣的同事…
    呵…

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  9. ๑ k Λ ! § ħ ί ŋ3/25/09, 9:25 PM

    如果她有本事就找個有錢人嫁掉啦，干嘛那么‘委屈’自己。

    如果沒本事，憑什么去嫌東嫌西啊， 拿盆水照照自己吧。

    不好意思，睇不過眼，不吐不快。

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  10. Danny3/25/09, 9:47 PM

    tony .. go big round to say that u r tall huh? ;p

    動 .. really beh tahan her... luckily is just EX colleague...

    shin .. wow... u oso got this type of people around u huh?

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  11. Chin Weng 茶先生3/25/09, 10:09 PM

    我也沒有六尺高（差了1寸），但我會待采我茶叶的人好 ：P

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  12. ian-ization3/25/09, 10:17 PM

    HOBBITS!!!!!

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  13. Danny3/26/09, 12:02 AM

    mr teh .. dun tell me, tell her ;p

    ian .. u r wrong...i am GOLLUM...my preciousssss

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  14. Medie0073/26/09, 1:51 AM

    hahahahhaha

    if i were around hor, i'll just turn around and laugh my arse off.

    man you're good! LOL

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  15. L²3/26/09, 9:29 AM

    aiks, dun be so sensitive towards the word "矮"...
    At least when i stand beside u, i can rest my arm on ur shoulder with just a perfect position...:P

    so tall guy can wipe the ceiling fans, while short guy can be a arm-rest ...u r useful too :)

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  16. wayne3/26/09, 10:33 AM

    反对反对。。 长得高很不错， ok? 除了可以抹风扇，呼吸的空气也比较新鲜。

    把男友数得那么差，还跟他交往，那不是等于数落自己吗？

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  17. Danny3/26/09, 12:00 PM

    medie .. abothen? u think so easy to become the president of Persatuan Mulut Laser Malaysia ah? ;p

    leumas .. go die ;p

    wayne .. u follow leumas ;p

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  18. 保佑我3/26/09, 1:48 PM

    矮也有错咩？complain自己的男朋友到这样，她的人品有问题！

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  19. Danny3/26/09, 3:06 PM

    all can i say that she is not one of our favorite colleagues la...

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  20. The J3/27/09, 4:06 PM

    Shit! That word again! Dammit! LoL

    ~J~
    AM
    http://jasonsiah.livejournal.com

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  21. Danny3/27/09, 6:49 PM

    AM .. i know ur feeling....lol

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