Saturday, May 9, 2009

上廁所的學問

剛剛打電話給朋友,但是是他的室友接。那室友只說了四個字 :

“他在大便。“

嚇密?我楞了一下才蓋電話。覺得他的回答很好笑。我通常都只會答 ‘在廁所‘或‘去toilet‘。
以下三種說法如果要你選,那個會是最文雅(1)到最不好聽 (3)呢?

~ 開大
~ 柯屎 ( Cantonese )
~ 炸東京
~ 或著你聽過更‘夠力‘的講法

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2)
3)


讓我們一起來學習如何很vogue的上廁所。哈哈。

18 comments:

  1. hehehe.... the hokkien said ... "Pang-sai" blek! ;p

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  2. 好笑咩?? 我通常會直接回答的哦, 很順口嘛..
    1) 講華語的時候, 去了大便
    2) 講廣東話的時候, 去咗屙屎

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  3. 炸石,做巧克力蛋糕

    哈哈!

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  4. tz .. i think that is funnier than speaking in cantonese..;p

    sk .. it shows that u r more REAL than me LOL

    baiqin .. yup, baking cake is quite common as well.. especially the chocolate flavor...hahaha

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  5. 我只会说去厕所。可是如果平常开玩笑的话,就会说 laosai。呵呵呵。。

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  6. 如果是跟家人说
    我会讲去大便
    如果外人
    我会说上厕所啦
    毕竟比较雅观

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  7. 文雅的?去厕所放下一些东西……哈哈……

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  8. Doing business - either, BIG business or small business. BIG business is more commonly used, harldly heard about small business.

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  9. 通常我都会很礼貌的说上厕所。
    不过我的女同事经常上厕所,一去都会很久,
    我们经常开她玩笑,等她上完厕所回来都会问她:
    刚才你去o屎啊?哈哈..

    tis picture marjorie rock!!!

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  10. karen .. we are the more shy type i guess..hehe

    alive .. family or strangers, same to me ;p

    keo .. 醬講好像有點假仙huh?哈哈。

    jasin .. thats oso another way, normally used in office...btw, welcome :)

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  11. chrisiew .. sometimes its funny that the girls are even more OPEN than we are...LOL

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  12. 可爱路线: 便便 or 大大
    低调路线: mmm mmm。。。
    健康路线: 排毒

    读过书的,就是不一样。哈哈。。(还在自我陶醉与毕业的感觉中) 终于update my blog... :*

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  13. i normally say i want to go OS...or Mission OS accomplished.

    OS reads Oh-Si

    xx biaomei.

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  14. 哦,你用 American's Next Top Model 第十一季的 Mojorie 照片,她是个驼背女生,不过经过肥妈 Tyra 的教导,它找到自己的方向了。想不到你会用那么 vogue 的照片,强!!

    我通常都说肚子痛,他们就会懂的。
    就算不是肚子痛,有时候我也会说谎,哈哈 ~

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  15. wayne .. yeah yeah.. we know, u soaked in salted water sea...LOL

    win ni .. i'm not surprise if u tell me Oh Si right front la...;p

    ooby .. stomachache is a good and healthy way.. but why lie?

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  16. Normally I would say "在廁所" lor.
    "柯屎" is sooo UGLY wor.

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  17. cannot say UGLY la... its just that their are more REAL lo.. LOL

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  18. Bangsai...
    做着cake...
    研究臭弹...
    做着sifat运动...

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