I had this sweetest and best-est dream last night. Something that i really wanted in my real life...
We were in the bank when this robber came in and fire a shot. Everyone squatted down and was so scared. Nobody dare to make any noise. I was at a corner quite far away from him. Thought that it wold be safer for me. But suddenly, Mr Robber point his gun at me and said :
" 那個穿黑衣的排骨,過來!“ ( Yes. He said it in Mandarin...LOL )
( The skinny guy in black shirt, came here ! )
OMG !!! My mind went blank and I was speechless. DID HE JUST CALLED ME SKINNY? I swear to God that i've never felt this happy for quite some time already. Being called SKINNY...;p 真懷念被叫排骨的日子。
So won't the real SLIM Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up ?
( Oh, i am so in love with this song...LOL )
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5 days ago
u consider this as sweet dream? lolz
ReplyDeletesoooooo de syok sendiri
ReplyDelete还以为哪些 Mr. Robber会被你用'武'技打到落花流水..哈哈 ;p
ReplyDelete肥仔, 你想怎樣?? 我是叫你後面那個排骨仙, 不是你, 你想死是不是??
ReplyDelete-.-'''
ReplyDeleteAccording to my dream interpretation hor, this means you are really craving to be slim, but failed lo. That's why it can only happen in dream..hehe.
ReplyDeleteBut...HAPPY even robber pointing gun to you? A bit giler wo..
我想如果我也作同样的梦的话,我的版本会是...
ReplyDelete‘麦挡路啊死古老肉,同我闪开!’
huhuhuhu.... what could i say... :p
ReplyDeletekeo .. i choose to look at the bright side only...;p
ReplyDeletepaul .. what to do? sometimes just have to lie a bit to ourselves ma...LOL
yee .. i'm not into violence one le..
sk .. dun worry.. i'm very sure that he is calling me.. cos got continuation after that...hehehe
leumas .. keep sweating .. u'll be slimmer soon ;)
ReplyDeletekeenyee .. BLIND one oso know i failed my slimming project la.. no need refer to the book...:P
shinji .. ur skin very itchy lately huh? wait la.. thursday i help u to scratch...
tz .. u can wish me luck :)
haiyu~ being called skinny in dream also can be so happy meh? sial gila~
ReplyDeleteI was reading this during my conference meeting with SG team. Walau eh.. ‘麦挡路啊死古老肉,同我闪开!’makes everyone staring at me..
ReplyDeletewakkakakkakak...
我还以为你在梦里成为英雄打败匪徒呢~你会胖吗?不会吧~
ReplyDeleteI think those who say you are fat will become blind lo..you will dig out their eye balls. :)
ReplyDeletefrog .. since we can;t gt it in real life.. dalam mimpi pun jadi lah :)
ReplyDeletejen .. go make fren with that budak la
karen .. just as a reminder so that i won't get complains from the gym management asking me to go on diet ..LOL
keenyee..opps Lara .. no need dig la.. just give them LASIK treatment ... laser their eyes...LOL
原来整篇的重点是劫匪说的一句话。话说回来,你也不胖啊~
ReplyDelete不會胖,豐滿而已!!=P
ReplyDeletetsubasa . abothen? nothing serious here.. all crap ;p
ReplyDeletesong .. kids nowadays must learn the ART of expressing urself oo...LOL
sapa budak tu? next time u meet him, cal me out..
ReplyDeleteon the contrary....if ppl actualy said that i gained weight even in a dream....i'll be damn happy~ ;P
ReplyDelete采茶女说我又帅又英俊又可爱喔:P
ReplyDeleteB .. will u gain weight ASAP + AMAP ( as much as possible ;p ) LOL
ReplyDeletemr teh .. no comment. 情人眼裡出西葹