Saturday, September 12, 2009

九月十三。大嘴誕

1977年9月13日,星期五。
我媽突然肚子很痛,要生了。
很多人都說“黑色星期五“很不吉利。
好像跟魔鬼很有關係醬。
但我媽不信邪,還是把我生下。
果然,大家說的傳說是對的。
看看今天的我,真是 ~
“鬼醬。。。正“。哈哈。
(別說你,連我也寫到很想吐!)


善男信女們,是時候啦。
明天就是‘大嘴神‘一年一度的神誕了。
記得要快快獻上祝福和供品啊。
有拜就人見人愛,沒拜人生也不會壞。哈哈。

真是世事難料,去年我還是一塊‘‘,今年卻搖身一變就成了‘大嘴神‘。明年又會是怎樣呢?


On this special day, i would like to thank my family and friends for their love and support, no matter what i do. I know i might not be the BEST son, brother or friend, but trust me, i am really honored and proud to have you all in my life.
And lastly, i am glad that... I'M ALIVE !

44 comments:

  1. 和我朋友同一天生日喔

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  2. Harpy Birthday, Danny Gaga~!

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  3. hey... tis year is quite a special yr cause i found tis damn funny blog to add on some laughter in my boring life.. haha..
    lazy bug, danny the big mouth, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. :)

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  4. Happy Birthday to you~~~
    生日快乐……

    虽然你明天才生日,但是就趁现在祝福你吧!明天我就没有可能有的上网了呢……

    Trial Exam 还没有结束……

    不管怎么样都好,祝福你哦!^_^

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  5. ohh....happy birthday then! ohh...make sure u wear ur brand new birthday suit on ur birthday bash horr..

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  6. Danny生日快乐。明年upgrade去做大嘴佛。不要好的,变大嘴魔试下,赫赫。

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  7. Happy Birthday ya~!
    Opps... Cant give you any birthday gifts due to im not in the town... Haha!!! Anyway, have a nice birthday celebration~!

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  8. 正日還沒到, 那麼快就提醒人咩??

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  9. 膜拜大嘴神!
    今日大嘴神千秋圣诞,
    有拜有保庇!
    保佑我嘿嘿
    万事如意,
    金钱滚滚进我口袋来!
    善哉,善哉! 阿门!

    记得钱寄到我的MayBank银行户口嚯!

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  10. Well, your mum hv make a very excellent contribution to the community by giving birth to you cos u r full of talents and yeah.....celebrity dim....

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  11. 我也有朋友在9.13生日。

    祝你:
    越来越靓仔
    越来越有钱
    越来越会扭
    越来越苗条
    最后
    最最最重要的是。。。越来越风骚!哈

    生日快乐~~~

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  12. 黃家有一個大嘴神
    曉得他愛嘴賤語驚人
    明天是他生辰我送他一粒橙

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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  13. chileong .. dun tell me ur fren is Freedom or Kelly Chen oh? ;p

    ian .. tqtq :)

    eunice .. its my pleasure to bring laughters in ur life :) cheers ;)

    choocolate .. tqtq.. i'll lend u my birthday wish so that u'll do good in ur exmas ...but rmb to return worr...LOL ;p

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  14. paul .. i better dun torture others by showing up in my birthday suits... do some good to the community la..;p

    mr teh ? huh? i'm not DEVILISH enuff meh? lots of ppl already say i'm bad guy worr..

    bao .. xie xie..:))

    lesly .. i dun mind a belated birthday gift worr.. like they said : better late than never ...LOL

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  15. sk .. mulut kompang maaa.. 驚死人唔知嘛。哈哈。

    hey .. not fair.. my birthday n ur making wish...;p

    vincent .. tqtq.. btw welcome, do come visit more :)

    ck .. ohh tidaaakkkkk... that was the sweetest thing ppl ever told me.. no wonder u so leng chai all this while la..LOL

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  16. sleepypig .. 大家甘話。一齊风骚吧!哈哈。

    shin .. very creative horr... but last word salah lorr... thanks anyway :))

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  17. 早来的祝福,生日快乐!越扭越年轻!我昨天刚过生日,蛋糕刚好还吃剩一块,那请你过来如意阁吃吧!:P

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  18. happy birthday, 祝青春美丽..

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  19. 大嘴神,
    i wish Danny GaGa will be healthier & prettier...
    pls make my wish come true~ hehe..
    happi Birthday :)

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  20. Dude, happy birthday... may all your wishes come true eh~

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  21. 如意 .. happy belated birthday to u :)原來你也是‘處女幫‘噢?哈哈。

    wayne ... tqtq.. same to u..:))

    chrisiew .. tqtq.. since u r so sincere, ok la.. i'll make ur dreams come true..LOL ;p

    tz .. tq very much :)

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  22. 绝对不是

    明星的生日我都没去记的



    祝你生日快乐哦!

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  23. 好啦,好啦!
    祝大嘴
    年年水水,
    岁岁赞的(Cantik)!

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  24. Just glad to be alive huh? That's so simple and aso appropriate.

    Once again, Many Wonderful Returns fo The Day ya! ^_^
    +Ant+

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  25. 祝你生日快乐
    祝你生日快乐
    祝你生日快乐~~~~
    祝Danny 生日快乐 haha!!!

    Happy Birthday Ganny... Danny + Gaga = Ganny :P

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  26. chileong .. tq very much :)

    hey hey .. u too la.. we same same grow smart la..LOL

    ant .. thanks for the sms last nite.. very chun 12am horr.:)

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  27. zhiyuan .. tq very much .. still waiting for ur gaga pic worr..

    jerry .. thanks.. kata nak gaga tapi mana gambarnye?
    btw, ganny sounds so the tak vogue ;p

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  28. Danny!!!! Happy Birthday to us ah!! I had a very great birthday this year! Hope you also enjoyed yours!!! Argh~~~ So touched ah!! Thanks ah!!!! (sot zor)!!!!

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  29. 恭祝你福寿与天齐
    庆贺你生辰快乐。

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  30. Aiyo, announcing to whole world pulak. 1977...WOW....SO YOUNG!!! Hehe, Happy Bithday...
    Wish your mouth always that big and lasering, body always that fit and energetic, and healthy and happy always la.

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  31. 我是应该现在祝你生日快乐吗?阿!!!不管啦~怎样都好,生日快乐啊~要开心啊~这样才不会老得快~哈哈哈~

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  32. freedom .. happy birthday to us too...LOL.. glad u enjoyed ur big day :)

    single .. tqtq.. suddenly i feel so 'grand' ...lol

    keenyee .. tqtq... how come u din wish me face stay vogue and earn lots of money one? ;p

    soonchit .. tqtq.. dun worry.. it hink my mind is younger than my look and age ;p

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  33. So greedy...Your face is already so VOGUE and you have enough money now. Cannot be too perfect, or else I'll be damn envy lo..hehe.

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  34. happy belated birthday... all da best to u~

    really happy to see u transform from a lala queen to a gaga diva~ a really good effort!~ lolz

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  35. keenyee .. no harm asking for more kan? mana tau.. really can get lerr? LOL ;p

    leu .. tq tq .. i am enjoying the transformations myself too :))...

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  36. Happy birthday!
    I wish to strict ToTo, RM 10 million enough, please grant me the wish... thanks thanks

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  37. Happy Birthday to my SUKSUK!!!

    Wish you day day that happy, year year that pretty!

    Sorry for the scary phone call yesterday, I lauuu s** until boh latt to talk d!

    Mari kami pigi makan one day okie???

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  38. michi .. tqtq .. but if u want to use my wish horr.. u hv to fill up application form and submit la.. cos got ppl in the waiting list liao ;p

    alan .. tqtq.. no worries.. one of my wish is for everyone to stay healthy.. since u oso human being.. means including u la..take care .LOL ;p

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  39. happy birthday danny!
    same birth day with me leh...
    just dif year.... haha !

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  40. wah, Ryan xiao wang zi also same birthday as US ah. :P 3 persons already lo Danny!!

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  41. ryan .. happy belated birthday :)).. tak sangka so many ppl on the same day horr...

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