Sunday, March 29, 2009

我的獨家Plasma

Went out for lunch with the Vice President of Persatuan Mulut Laser Malaysia yesterday. Then we saw a skinny Malay guy passed by.

Me : 真羨慕他,醬扁身。穿skinny jeans最好看了。

VP : 美是美啦。但他父母一定做很多壞事的。要不然為什麼會 “生仔無屎忽“ ?屁股扁到醬,一點肉都沒有。。。

Me : (很用力的 guat 著VP )

VP : Opps.... sorry。不小心 shoot 到你。哈哈。

FYI, there are some words that is a bit sensitive to me.. such as 'short', ' flat ass', ....

我每天在class裡對members說自己的臀部為35.5吋的plasma tv。哈哈。


注 :我也只那臀部是扁的,其他部位都圓到不行。。。:(

18 comments:

  1. Aiyo, nothing of me is FLAT le. So jealous you wor. Ke ke.

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  2. ok的啦,男生的不圆没关系嘛。

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  3. 我的Plasma只有28"only sad.... :(

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  4. plasma臂部,聽起來,好像很‘名貴’似的。 哈哈

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  5. tony ..dun simply揸, have to pay one ;p

    keenyee .. i dun mind taking some from you...just for the butt..lol

    karen .. 我不是不圓,我是扁!

    tagnan ..但我的是不能看的worr..;p

    shin ..醬你要買嗎?哈哈。

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  6. wah not bad hor... your VP want to gulingkan you ha? hehehe

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  7. dick head also round? :P

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  8. 没关系啦,能用就好。嘿嘿

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  9. 有關系么?扁就扁。。。有不是女生,難道要前凸后翹么??

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  10. 簡單!! 你去買那些有push-up功能的內褲啦.. 先天不足就要靠後天的補救~~ :p

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  11. tom .. not nice if u r dancing with a body like ' sekeping papan ' ;p

    sk .. provided i still got that something to be pushed la...

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  12. 还不简单,就再去一次韩国,然后要求他们把plasma换成CRT... XD

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  13. SK..got such thing as push-up underwear r? You have sample to show us not? Wear and show us next time ya..haha.

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  14. keenyee, i think SK is wearing 1... last time i saw him... really got a bit 前凸后翹 lo~

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  15. 前凸後翹…嘩…
    舞者的身材如流動宣傳冊子…

    SK
    push up內褲如有肚腩leh?

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  16. 原来跳舞要屁股,不会把屁股摇大的。

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  17. yee .. wanna sponsor? ;p

    keenyee use my name to fulfill ur fantasy huh? ;p

    leumas .. SK no need la... body perfect liao..

    動 .. just to please the eyes ma..;)

    mr teh .. who wants to see a piece of plywood dancing wo... no curves at all..

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