Monday, April 20, 2009

最新驚悚片。。。

教完class,看到電話有一個missed call和sms。都是同樣的號碼。因為不熟息號碼,我reply了問對方是誰。5分鐘後,電話響,是剛才的那個號碼。

我 :Hello, 你是?

她 :Danny,是我啊。我是‘肥妹鬼小姐‘。

我 :( 屌,真衰。)是你噢。什麼事?

她 :沒有啦。要問你東西而已。為什麼你的電話沒有出我的名的?

我 :不知道噢。有save你的contact啊。

她 :yerrr。。。做麼醬的?你快快去check一下電話啦。

我 :噢。。。

要我快快去check為什麼沒有出她的名字,倒不如快快check有沒有caller-auto-block function 好一點。有的話,我一定會讓她排在榜首。

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26 comments:

  1. 果然寶刀未老,依然人見人愛車見車載,肥妹見到都大開嘴!

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  2. 唉, 真的可憐你囉, 為了碗飯, 還要帶著面具笑臉迎人, 還慘過做老舉, 哈哈!! 搵食艱難啊, 你背後的心酸我是很能夠理解的.. :p

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  3. yo! the pic so geli and scary lorr.

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  4. 很恐怖,可以改篇成午夜凶铃。
    建议你下次在肥妹鬼小姐面前耍恶心,抠大腿,吮脚趾,挖鼻屎弹她。要是她还是对你死心塌地,她肯定是好女孩,你就敬请享用吧。。

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  5. 要道士吗? 还是说要别的儀式?呵呵

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  6. haiz~ maybe u and fei mui guai is
    "ming zhong zhu ding"

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  7. Hehe..pass my number to her and I will handle it for you. I'm an expert de on this..keke.

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  8. shinji .. wrong opening lo...;p

    sk .. thanks for undestanding.. btw, that pic looks a bit like datin minum teh huh? LOL ;p

    paul .. thats exactly my feeling on her.. GELI & SCARY..

    wayne .. soli lo.. i wont De-Vogue myself just for her.. still have to maintain the market maa ;p

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  9. khai .. y? u got recommendations huh?

    leumas .. ming zhong zhu ding da si ni !!!!

    keenyee .. u r my hero !!! tak sangka u eat so oily huh? becareful of the cholesterol level huh? ;p

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  10. wah... until calling and sms... u cham liao lar... hehehe

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  11. Kaka...date her out and ask me along la. I'll point her the way to hell...Alhamdulilah.

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  12. bong .. so regret that i gave her my contact n email...;(

    keenyee .. ya allah.. siapa kamu,,, mana perginye keenyee yang penyayang ? no need to hell la.. the way out of my life enuff liao :)

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  13. 有缘千里能相聚~
    千里姻缘电话牵~
    宿世姻缘...恭喜恭喜...

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  14. Already blocking that phone#? Fast fast ler, 免得夜长梦多。

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  15. yerr...你们这些男人很坏哩。人家只是长得不怎么样而已啦。(像不像她的语气?呵呵。。)

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  16. chrisiew ..你是說宿世冤缘吧?要不要認識一下?

    mr teh ..not yet wo... still avoiding lo..

    karen ..果然是好姐妹。哈哈。都說跟樣貌沒關,是她的。

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  17. 是你的,始终是你的...
    让,也没办法摆脱她的了...你就认命吧...
    kekeke...

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  18. chrisiew .. tell me, how much 肥妹鬼小姐 pay u too say all this?!!! ;p

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  19. poor danny.....希望你可以逢凶化吉! 哈哈啊哈哈哈哈!!!

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  20. 找個第3者幫你講話吧。
    讓這位第3者不斷的給她‘催眠’或是間接性的給她負面的想法,讓她以為/相信『你們是不可能的』,不就行啦。

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  21. athena ... thanks .. i really need that ;p

    shin .. she always use say that go dinner as friend friend onli....

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  22. What I did is to save the number and put name like "THE GHOST! DON't ANSWER" or "DANGEROUS" ... Hahaha! U are so creative.. Sure can think of numerous names geh.. lol

    ~J~

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  23. danny, nowadays you very got market lorr.. lol... i thought u can always practise your 绝招:Kuat her gao gao for one time.. cham..

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  24. Am .. i've stop answering her call or replying her sms long time ago..

    sherry .. what if she thinkk that i am giving signal..? JIA LAT lo...

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  25. 她知不知道你的blog???

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  26. 哈哈哈 敢敢寫 這樣才對
    其實我同意你所說的
    有時真的需要auto block
    有些電話是不想接的...
    但是卻偏偏打來....

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