On Tour

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

I will be leaving the country for a while, to do a ' lawatan sambil belajar ' tour in Spain and Portugal Saturday onwards. The main objective of this tour is to introduce the famous "Ampang Yong Tau Foo" to the world and also to share the LASERING and BITCHING knowledge with the local biatches. ;p

My promo tour schedule :

31 May - 4 June ~ Barcelona
4 June - 8 June ~ Madrid
8 June -12 June ~ Lisbon
12 June - 13 June ~ Barcelona

So, try not to miss me too much during my tour period ok?
Will try to bring back lots of interesting stories ( hopefully ) when i'm back.
See ya and oh, WORLD PEACE ! ;p


能為安邦做點事實在是我的榮幸。
我愛安邦，安邦愛我。哈哈。

p/s : Can you guys do me a favor while i am away? Please come and pretend visit my blog... so that he won't feel lonely...KAMSIA very much :)

Let's DANCE

A member came to me after the class, asking for some tips to dance. According to her, she is perfectly fine with the music, rhythm and counting. But her main problem is the movement. She said she is a Rhythmic person with Movement disable. As she can dance but can't really seems to get the correct ATTITUDE, STYLE or FLAVOR or the dance.

Hmm.. i just realized that she is so right about this. Cos some people is very good in counting and get the steps quickly. But their dances seems lack of some attitude. That's why i always give the members a story and ask them to imagine them in it while dancing. And i think it's a good and casual way to bring out their own confident and style.

Now i won't say that i am very good with both, but at least ... acceptable and not to torturing to the eyes ;p. So, my question is :
When you dance ( if you don't dance, just imagine !!! ), do you dance to the BEAT ? Or the MUSIC ?

( Cos i've seen a lot of so-called 'Hot Girls' doing the booty shake whenever they dance ... Whether what type of music is playing (( Hip Hop, Street, R&B or even Jazz )) is out of their consideration. )


Another tips that i told the members ...
"We are here to dance, not doing the choreography. Just loosen up and move. :) "

L30% R70%

什麼東東？說的是拍照時，我臉的角度啦。
多年前，Sammi就被人稱為“左臉天后“。因為机呼全部的宣傳照都是在拍左臉。而剛好我就和她相反。比較喜歡拍右臉。因為覺得右臉的feature比較sharp。

那你呢？有沒有特別喜歡或著習慣用那邊臉來拍照？



Ｎ年前的笑話。據說，有位女生朋友很認真的問我 ：到低她那邊臉比較上鏡，較好看？我看都不看的就回答 ：

“妳帶mask最好看！“


我是面俱天后。前后左右都那麼好看。;P

好夢。好夢

I had this sweetest and best-est dream last night. Something that i really wanted in my real life...

We were in the bank when this robber came in and fire a shot. Everyone squatted down and was so scared. Nobody dare to make any noise. I was at a corner quite far away from him. Thought that it wold be safer for me. But suddenly, Mr Robber point his gun at me and said :

" 那個穿黑衣的排骨，過來！“ ( Yes. He said it in Mandarin...LOL )
( The skinny guy in black shirt, came here ! )

OMG !!! My mind went blank and I was speechless. DID HE JUST CALLED ME SKINNY? I swear to God that i've never felt this happy for quite some time already. Being called SKINNY...;p 真懷念被叫排骨的日子。


So won't the real SLIM Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up ?
( Oh, i am so in love with this song...LOL )

Mari Pilih Pilih Pilih ...

我一向來都不是很相信風水或華人傳統pantang-larang的人。覺得有時真的很煩，很多餘。

因為風水的關係，一間很高雅的房子突然出現了‘寶劍‘和‘錢幣‘。以前搬新家時，我和妹妹的房間的擺設也差點被那風水師父弄得不成人樣。什麼門不能對門啦，床不能對衣櫥啦。。。還好我們都很堅持自己的想法。因為住的是我們，不是他。如果你每天對著你不喜歡的房間，你還會快樂嗎？

近兩年家裡都有喜事。兩個妹妹，一個嫁了，一個待嫁。但都好像都有同樣的煩鬧：就是選日子。選特別好的日子，會跟很多對新人撞期，會訂不到酒店。選普通的日子，有怕老人家不喜歡，別人會有閒言賢語。

但如果問我，選什麼日子,或那個酒店都是次要。
選‘對‘人才是最重要！！！
祝我家的爸媽和三姐妹s ：有幸福，美滿的生活。也祝大家快樂。


Something that i wrote in the earlier posts :

I LOVE LOVE, and LOVE BEING LOVED. :)

我的生存之道

Drove by the school never my house this morning and saw them doing their activities. Apparently there's a group of students lined-up next to the fence, waiting to be 'tat' by the other student. They are learning Silat actually. It's fun to see how they slam each other and still smiling.

I used to learn tae-kwon-do back in my primary school. And i think i've reached the brown belt level before i gave up. If i'm not mistaken, the level based on the color of the belt should be White - Yellow 1 - Yellow 2 - Green - Brown - Blue - BLACK. Why i stopped then? Can't remember. Maybe i realized that i have other talent that is more useful for me to learn ~LASERING. ;p

And true enough, the ability of LASERING is quite helpful to me in order to SURVIVE in the creative line. Cos you need all those knowledge to handle those plastic people and back-stabbing bitches!! Thank God, i swapped to the LASER club long time ago. LOL

So, do you have any martial art background? Or do you intend to take up any of the courses?


我的獨家招術 ：華山論‘賤‘。接招！哈哈。

Syukur Alhamdulilah

Went to collect my medical report today after the procedure last week. Thank God, everything is ok! I am in Tip Top condition ... LOL ( that statement is purely some self-praise confident boost, as i am, u know, not getting any younger anymore ....;p )

The fatty liver ( high cholesterol ) that they suspected earlier also turned out to be at normal level. But i will have to temporary say goodbye to all my favorite spicy food lo... But who knows? Once a while i might have a secret rendevous with them cos don't think i can liv without those spices ... Once a Spice Boy, always a Spice Boy .. hehehe


那你們就耐心點等待Spice Boy從出江湖吧。哈哈。

p/s : 昨晚跟阿蘭講電話。他說我的聲音沒之前那麼的響亮了。。。

怪我過份準時

Today a regular member came to me after the class and told me :

Her : Danny, you really stingy huh? Always end the class on time. Next time give us extra 10 minutes la...
( smiling and COMPLAIN at the same time )

Me : Oh, cos the management asked us to follow the timetable strictly. So i follow lorr...hahaha
( smiling and WALK AWAY at the same time )

Not sure if thats a good or bad thing about me ~ being TOO PUNCTUAL.

I have to say that i am a good person, cos i always follow the timeline. I have never been late to submit assignments in college or proposals in company. And i follow my class schedule strictly. I'll start on time and end on time as well. Or if i'm going for some appointment, i'll go 15 minutes earlier. I hardly late unless i purposely do so. I guess that is not the serious thing about me.

But one thing that i think i have to do something is : when someone borrow things from me, i'll let them take their time to return it. But if i ever borrow things from someone, i'll return it to them ONCE i'm done wit it. Sometimes i even have to keep calling them to check when are they free for me to RETURN the stuffs. Is that a bad thing?


‘喂，你幾時得閒啊？我要還你geh０也啊‘
朋友最怕聽到我醬講。哈哈。

讓我幫你‘做‘面子

I was queuing at the cashier counter at Carrefour and there's an Indian couple in front of me. But it seems like it took forever for them to pay as their action i so slow. Put the items one by one slowly on the conveyer belt, not to mention they have a full trolley of items. And they took their sweet time...

I was quite pissed off cos i was really hungry. But what made me even angrier is that how they pay. I suppose the wife is the finance controller of the family. So the wife took out her wallet and pay... but thru her husband's hand. Yup ! Every piece of note, down to the cents she took out , she'll pass it to her husband, then the husband pass it to the cashier. Isn't it a big 'extra fish'? ( 多塊魚 ) Very fun meh paying like that? Or she just want to let the husband feel important by 'paying' all the expenses?

如果印太太要為印先生‘做面子‘，不應該是在家就先給一筆錢他嗎？讓他可以理所當然的在他口帶掏錢來付。多麼有男人的尊嚴啊！還是他們在發揮他們的獨家材藝 ：算吉靈數？哈哈。


想一想，也很就沒為自己做面子了。 以前還偶而也會為自己做，但以經放棄很就了。。。

加州陽光特別好！？

我呸！
前天那州長call我，說我還沒簽form。如果沒簽的話，accounts就出不到payment給我。我問她關於form的details。她說了些standard的內容，但就有一件事是嚇我一跳的。原來加州給freelance instructor的payment是照分鐘算的。1 minute = RM1。我之前答應了他們代班，還是４５分鐘的班。等於一班才RM45！扣了parking和車油，只乘RM30+。這回真的上了賊船啦！

天啊，有夠賤價的！聽了我整個人都很沒有mood。說真的，我沒做過醬cheap的班囉。我做別的club都比他好很多！！！早前聽說最爛的payment是在‘第一‘。現在看來，第一都比加州有人性的多！還好‘真‘和‘氣‘對我們freelance instructor還不錯。不然我就真的要吃屎啦。


一山還有一山高，一club還比一club糟！
誰說加州陽光特別好？
我再呸！小心晒傷自己！

住院初體驗

I was admitted to hospital yesterday because of my gastric and vomiting problem, finally. It was quite scary for me as this is actually my first time staying in the hospital.

Did X-ray, blood test and ultrasound yesterday ( funny rite? me doing ultrasound... ;p ) Then the procedure this morning.
A bit tired to write on the details ... Just post some of the pics taken la. But one thing i hate to say ... the experience and feeling when they send you on the bed from the ward to the theatre is extremely SCARY.. looking at the ceiling lights one by one...:(

My 'dog-tag'


The room... luckily the bed is quite comfortable


I only realized the length of that needle after she pulled it out ...;(


Me, pale look wearing FW2009 latest collection...


Thanks to Mr Wong for sending me back.

p/s : Chris, Tagnan, SK, Yi & Keenyee.... it's still on ya :)

尋‘菲‘啟示

十多年前，在市面上有一張香港藝人大唱佛教‘心經‘的專集。你有聽過嗎？我的那張copy在搬家時弄不見了。很心痛。

裡頭有郭富城的跳舞版心經，有梅艷芳的豪邁版心經。還有劉德華和張學有的舒情情歌版心經。但，個人最喜歡的當然是王菲的版本。如今要聽都聽不到。找Youtube也沒有。

各為善男信女們啊，請問你們誰有那個專集？借來burn一下。好人有好報。感恩啊。


Post了大合唱的版本共大家欣賞。這比pasar malam的techno心經好聽七百五十倍噢。如果經文不適合你的話，就把它pause著。
( btw, Faye's part is after Aaron Kwok. )

My very own FEAR FACTOR

OK, OK... Those who are close with me knew about this.
For your info, i am extremely scared of a type of animal called GALUS DOMESTICA ( scientific name )... or in another word : CHICKEN. Yup, live chicken of cos. Not sure why, but i just dare not go close them and never ever expect me to catch them. You'll see me act strangely if there's chicken somewhere near me. Maybe that's why i always go KFC or McD for their ayam gorengs.... revenge-lah konon.. 大嘴復仇記..LOL

記得以前爸爸賣肉骨茶的時候，最怕的就是吧殺的賣雞佬叫外賣。因為他的檔口很窄。兩旁有幾十只活生生的雞在籠裡。中間的行道只有三尺寬。每當我送外賣去那，我都會像supermodel上身，走路超直的。而且動做都會超快。很怕突然間有只雞發瘟從籠裡飛出來。

可能我的‘動做飛快‘和catwalk都是當時練出來的吧。哈哈。


I actually still having goose bumps looking at the pictures of chicken... GELI lah...
說真的，你敢赤手捉雞嗎？

Look See Look See

那天教完class，跟兩位姐姐談了一下 ：

Ａ姐 ：Danny，衛塞節要不要在我的佛堂點燈？

Ｂ姐 ：哈？Danny是Buddhist噢。看你的臉還以為你是Christian呢。


Can we really tell everything just by looking at someone's face or how he look? A lot of people commented that i have a very strong 'WET' look. ( WET = clubbing ) But the truth is, i have not been clubbing for at least 5 years. And there's more than 3 people thought that i am a hairstylist, based on how i look. Yeah rite, rambut kembang setaman..... LOL



Now, after admiring my not-so-perfect portrait, can you please guess WHAT ANIMAL THAT SCARES ME THE MOST?

ANSWER : ... ( soon )

上廁所的學問

剛剛打電話給朋友，但是是他的室友接。那室友只說了四個字 ：

“他在大便。“

嚇密？我楞了一下才蓋電話。覺得他的回答很好笑。我通常都只會答 ‘在廁所‘或‘去toilet‘。
以下三種說法如果要你選，那個會是最文雅（１）到最不好聽 （３）呢？

~ 開大
~ 柯屎 （ Cantonese ）
~ 炸東京
~ 或著你聽過更‘夠力‘的講法

1)
2)
3)


讓我們一起來學習如何很vogue的上廁所。哈哈。

第一次後的另外一次

Got addicted to re-write lyrics.. so wrote this classic LALA song for him to sing ...
FYI, this song was actually aired on the last day of that segment... and i was told that the system was jammed that day due to too many SMSes sent by listener...so, enjoy....



Sammi ~ 煞科 ( Original )
Yammi ~ Bas Mini ( Lyrics by Big Mouth, Rap by KK )

我的第一次。。。

有聽９８８的人都應該知到Ｋ６。早前的唱鬼歌單元獲受好評。
但不說你不知, 那單元我也很慶幸的能插一腳。
以下歌是我改詞的。


Pussy Cat Dolls ~ Don't Cha ( Original )
Lousy Cat Dog ~ Jangan ( Lyris by Big Mouth )



Jolin ~ 舞孃( Original )
Tolin ~ Showgirl ( Lyrics by Big Mouth )

想不到我第一個on air的作品會是讓好朋友來唱。
沒事，想跟大家share一下而已。
順便promote他們的單元。

p/s : i totally understand if u feel annoyed by them..cos lots of people love them.. and those who hate them also quite a lot ...LOL

男兒口大殺四方

I am a serious murderer. I kill almost everything and anything. I used to have a potted palm tree in my living room.... dried up within 6 months. I was asked to my by my ex-housemate to take care for his pet fish for one night, ONE NIGHT ONLY... died the next morning... cause of dead is still a mystery...
Now the only living thing ( besides me ) in my house is the bamboo leaf ( 觀音竹 ) next to Madam Kwan ( 觀音姐姐 ). Luckily got blessings from Her, if not, sure die one.;p

And just when i thought that i am bad in taking care of things with life, i found something ... it seems that i under estimated myself ! I've upgraded my level from killing living creatures ONLY to harmful to BOTH living and non-living creatures...LOL

Was doing some spring cleaning just now and found something that have similarities on it.....
my piggy key chain and the angel ornament. Both BEHEADED !!!


Left : The scented black piggy key chain that i bought from Japan few years back... not sure where is the head.:(

Right : An angel ornament, souvenir from my friend when he visited Prague 2 years ago. Check out the original packaging box and the actual item.. something missing rite? ;p
Oh btw, the potted plant behind is FAKE !! LOL

殺氣重的我總是去到那就殺到那。
也好。不然，我也不會在ＣＮＹ的聚會裡大殺四方。
見人殺人，見鬼殺鬼。哈哈。
有誰想給我殺殺看？

Guilty or Not Guilty ?

心直口快，有罪嗎？
不戴面具，有罪嗎？
我行我素，有罪嗎？
不想交際，有罪嗎？
臉不友善，有罪嗎？
動做飛快，有罪嗎？
不跟潮流，有罪嗎？


以上的種種案例，罪名都成立嗎？
如果成立，那又應該怎樣判呢？



Just trying to improve myself...

你是什麼座？

昨晚朋友心情不好打電話來跟我哭訴。話說他和Ａ是一對，但和Ｂ又有點愛昧的關係。但最近Ｂ對他很冷淡，也聽說Ｂ有了新歡。所以很失落，覺得好像被耍被騙醬。

“可能他對我真的沒什麼，可能只是我一相情願的以為我們在愛昧。人都是犯賤的，有了一個還想要跟別的。如今他有了新歡也不跟我說，好像在騙我醬。有點失落。你知道啦，獅子座是很好勝的嘛。。。。。。“

一開始我還很用心的聽，但越聽越不爽。
什麼人都是犯賤的。。。。。
什麼獅子座都是好勝的。。。。。
你不覺的這些都是自己給自己的借口而已嗎？因為人都是犯賤的，所以就可以不停的去追求不一樣的東西？因為獅子座都是好勝的，所以讓自己把這些事看的那麼重？還把子己弄得醬辛苦醬累。

其實我是很不認同那些依星座行事的人。一切都好像很理所當然醬。皮氣壞，暴燥，就說是星座。懶散或高傲，也是因為星座的關係。我覺得那都一對廢話！明知皮氣不好就不可以常試去改嗎？懶散的話就勤力一點啊。不要什麼拿星做來做擋箭牌。

你是不是一個很相信星座的人呢？

我是什麼座？
Ｈmm。。。我是８樓１０座。哈哈。



p/s :
以上是個人想法。不好意思，如果犯到很follow星座的你。

It's Plasticman

Plastic，的另一個講法 ~ ‘假‘。

從以前就不爽那些plastic的屁精。
明明剛認識還扮出一臉很了解你的明白醬。
為了目標而不要臉的把自己弄得很假。

但。。。
我現在也加入了他們的圈子了。
有時後也不自覺的假起來，由其是在client面前。
為了就是討好他們，拿到那個job。
不喜歡也只能默默的接受，好像很感興醬。
不過我絕不會加鹽加醋來讓他們更以為我很喜歡。

原來，‘假‘起來的我，也還蠻真的。
看來我除了會laser人，還可以扮假人。
得空來比一比看誰最假。
哈哈。

身邊經常出現的一堆假人。。。
Due to my work nature, i am always surrounded by these plastics...;p