HOOKERFACE ( Special Edition )

I would like to thank everyone who helped, participated, commented and criticized on the campaign. But i am very happy cos i actually did something DIFFERENT for my birthday this year. :)



And the most exciting thing for me is for me to have the collection of The GAGA Family which i took on my birthday at my parents' place.



As for The HOOKER~RACE, thanks all for your votes. And here's the winner with my 'very humble' prizes..LOL ;p
CONGRATULATIONS .........

安娣。。。大熱勝出。

Lastly,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH .
VIVA le GAGA :)

Double Standard !!!

當別人不小心放了個屁，我們都會有很大的反應。
不管有沒有味道，我們都會按著鼻子遠遠的回避。
但當自己上廁所時，不管屁有多響，多臭，我們都不會去蓋鼻子。
有是還可能特地大口大口的去聞看有多臭！


我是醬啦。你呢？

Long time no see ...

前幾天拿了車去service。已經一年多沒去那間車場了。
一去到，那位‘昌哥‘馬上很親切的出來迎接我。

昌哥 ：好唻無見，邊度做啊？哇，大隻佐worr！哈哈。（拍著我的肩膀）

我是知道的：‘大隻‘是‘胖了‘的另一個說法。當時真的很想踩油就走！;(

FYI, i'm on a 30 days diet mission. If i succeed, i'll post about it by end of next month. But if you don't hear any news about it from me, ..... DON'T ASK !!! ;p



話說回來，你最不想很久沒見的朋友一見面對你說什麼呢？

殺了我吧！

As you know, my NASI LEMAK eating habit is : sambal more than rice. If not it will be tasteless for me.

That day i bought a RM1 nasi lemak from pasar malam. So happy la, cos can eat my favorite food. But when i open it......YA ALLAH...
It was so WHITE .. NO SAMBAL at all...
Now, i don't mind a simple nasi lemak without anchovies and peanuts. But no sambal is just UNACCEPTABLE!!! What to do? I end up eating that rice with chili sauce lor...;(


你有沒有很拆的‘貨不對版‘經驗呢？
又或著，如果是你買到醬的nasi lemak，你會怎樣？

HOOKER...RACE

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who's the GAGA-est of them all?

Thanks everyone for being supportive on the campaign.
And here i present to you the HOOKERFACE finalists.....


Please help me to decide which is the best, and i will try to get/do something for him/her. Nothing fancy or expensive la. Just to express my deepest gratitude and appreciation.

So people :

WHO..... is your favorite HOOKERFACE ?

send in your votes .... NOW.

HOOKERFACE - Final Act ( Updated 22/9/09 )

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138 HOOKERFACEs featured ( to-date )





HOOKER-FAV of the Day !!!
Chris / Male / Early 30's
He actually requested for a second shoot, cos he said the he was not OPEN enough in the first shot. True enough, he lookes slightly HOOKER-er in this new pic. Don't you think so?

發覺他的臉有點像貓。噢？你看不懂中文？沒問題。讓我翻譯去英文 ：
His face looks like pussy...... cat.
LOL hahahahahaaha ;p

Thanks everyone for their cooperation and contributions.

Hello caller ...

幾年前，我很活躍於電台圈。不是做節目，而是贏獎品。
從嘩FM到988和MyFM，都賺了他們無數的現金和獎品。

記得的有 ：

- 澳門和香港的機票
- 西餐廳的vouchers
- Faye, Eason, Sammi還有汪阿姐（哈哈）的演唱會票
- 最新的轉輯和戲票
- 燕窩和雞精
- 當然，還有。。。現金

真是的，常常上去拿獎品。
連他們Ａ﹠Ｐ的人都認識我了！

但最近都好樣沒什麼mood去理這些遊戲了。
可能是心態老了。
好懷念那些‘狂‘打電話的日子。
還要是幾個電話一起打！


你有沒有從電台得到什麼好處？

p/s: Salam aidilfitri kepada semua .:)

HOOKERFACE - Act 6 ( Updated 17/9/09 )

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HOOKER-FAV of the Day !!!

CK / Male / Early 30's
如果我是千里馬，那他就是我的伯樂。
He is the one who brought me in the fitness teaching line. And gave me the confidence when i just started teaching. Thank you very much.:)
On the other hand, he was the one who tortured me as well. CK is a yoga & pilates instructor. One day i gatal-gatal go and try his Yin Yoga class. And the conclusion is .. aiyooo ahmaaaaa.. aiyoo ahpaaaaaaa...我好想死啊！
I think i have no problem doing the pose, but NOT holding it for few minutes. Can die ahh!!! For that, i respect all the yoga people. Cos you guys really tough people.

BTW, do you go for yoga classes? And what was your 1st impression of it?


Thanks everyone for their cooperation and contributions.
Please join us to make this tour more interesting.

Kindly send all the pictures and names of you and your friends to HOOKERFACE2009@YAHOO.COM
But remember, there is a STANDARD POSE for it :
Put 1 finger in your mouth and show me your most SEXY/SLUTTY expression.

Hope to receive pictures from all of you.
Remember, the more the merrier.:)

太刺激啦！！！

I'm sure you know that looking for a empty parking lot in Mid Valley during weekends is kinda mission impossible. If you are lucky, you might find it within 15 mins. And i once rounded about 45 mins before i can park my car.

So last week, i went to MV to do some work la. As usual, full carpark. So have to round lo. Suddenly my eyes sensed a empty gap between 2 cars and immediately i reversed and parked there. Huh, lucky me. Cos only rounded for 5 mins. And when i get out of the car...YA ALLAH!!!!!!



I always forgot that my car is slightly higher than others.
As you can see, my car roof is just less than 1 cm away from the screw. And it was a huge screw! The whole thing is so obvious yet i didn't notice them. I miss be blind. ;p
Luckily no scratches. Actually this is not the 1st time i parked in such situation liao.LOL.

So, are you a good and alert PARKER? ( not f**ker horr;p )

夢。先人

這兩天一直夢到我已去世的公公和婆婆。而且夢都超玄的。

1st night, i dreamt of my grandfather. He was trying to get a pair of shoes for my grandma but couldn't find the right one. I shared with my family the next day, and my sis was laughing at the way i describe the shoes . ( Beige gold, strappy, with white diamonte, size 40, silk satin finishing..etc. MY description quite COMPLETE horr? ;p) She was amazed with my memory. Easy only ma.. ( shoes = fashion items = my department ) And i normally have very good memory on fashion items...LOL
As she was laughing at it, she suddenly remembered that she actually have a pair of shoes that she bought long time ago and still new but dunno where she put it. FYI, the shoes is EXACTLY WHAT I DESCRIBED IN THE DREAM.......

The next day, i dreamt of my grandma. We were doing glutinous ball together at my old house. Black color one, maybe black sesame guar...LOL. Then the phone rang. She just sat there and look at the phone but did not answer it. I asked her why. She said, she just like to listen to the sound of phone ringing...
只聽電話響而不接 ＝ 在遠處的思念而不能說。。。。。嗎？

有種淡淡的思念在心頭。。。



Paging Mr KeenYee.. u sudah habis itu DREAM punye buku ahh? Help me to translate the dreams please...

HOOKERFACE - Act 5 ( Updated 14/9/09 )

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HOOKER-FAV of the Day !!!

Sherry / Female / Mid 20's
Know her through LifeLogger.. ( dunno what is that lerr? ;p ) An easy going person and not fussy at all. But sometimes the mouth oso quite laser lahh... The ONLY thing that she is very concern is when we take her picture. One rule that we must always remember ~ NOT TOO CLOSE/NEAR ;p ( scared big face worr...lol ) Dun worry la, i'm sure there's lots of people out there who appreciate what you are.:)

你拍照時有沒有什麼 PANTANG-LARANG ？


Thanks everyone for their cooperation and contributions.
Please join us to make this tour more interesting.

Kindly send all the pictures and names of you and your friends to HOOKERFACE2009@YAHOO.COM
But remember, there is a STANDARD POSE for it :
Put 1 finger in your mouth and show me your most SEXY/SLUTTY expression.

Hope to receive pictures from all of you.
Remember, the more the merrier.:)

九月十三。大嘴誕

１９７７年９月１３日，星期五。
我媽突然肚子很痛，要生了。
很多人都說“黑色星期五“很不吉利。
好像跟魔鬼很有關係醬。
但我媽不信邪，還是把我生下。
果然，大家說的傳說是對的。
看看今天的我，真是 ~
“鬼醬。。。正“。哈哈。
（別說你，連我也寫到很想吐！）


善男信女們，是時候啦。
明天就是‘大嘴神‘一年一度的神誕了。
記得要快快獻上祝福和供品啊。
有拜就人見人愛，沒拜人生也不會壞。哈哈。

真是世事難料，去年我還是一塊‘薑‘，今年卻搖身一變就成了‘大嘴神‘。明年又會是怎樣呢？


On this special day, i would like to thank my family and friends for their love and support, no matter what i do. I know i might not be the BEST son, brother or friend, but trust me, i am really honored and proud to have you all in my life.
And lastly, i am glad that... I'M ALIVE !

One Night Only

你覺得，誰最適合唱‘One Night Only‘呢？
我的最佳人選，應該是常娥姐姐。
鬼咩？一年只能出來‘蒲頭‘一晚。其於的時間都在那‘齋坐‘。
最慘的是，那個臉每年都被人家拿來印在月餅盒上。又沒得拿royalty。
Tension ahh....


So, who do you think is the best candidate to perform that song?

" One night only, one night only, that's all you have to spare..."

HOOKERFACE - Act 4 ( Updated 10/9/09 )

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HOOKER-FAV of the Day !!!

Shasha / Female / Mid 20's ( few years ago ;p )
Introducing ... The "SUNDAL DUO" from Melium... Shasha & Danny.
I think we were the most BITCHY and GATAL person in our department. But people loved us cos we brought so much joy and excitement in their boring and tensed office life. Hmm... i miss those days ...:(
BTW, Congrats SUN ( short for SUNdal ) ... getting married in next month...and NO, i don't think i will dance that night.;p

Do you have your own group of friends or colleagues that is famous for something?
The laziest, The messy-iest, The always late-est, The slowest, The smelly-est, The 乞人憎est,... The golden-finger-est.......



Thanks everyone for their cooperation and contributions.
Please join us to make this tour more interesting.

Kindly send all the pictures and names of you and your friends to HOOKERFACE2009@YAHOO.COM
But remember, there is a STANDARD POSE for it :
Put 1 finger in your mouth and show me your most SEXY/SLUTTY expression.

Hope to receive pictures from all of you.
Remember, the more the merrier.:)

掉了。掉了。

今天教class很恐怖跟刺激。因為有為蠻年輕的女生差一點走光。

平時走街時都會看到些女人們掉bra帶，還在大搖大擺的shopping。'Light exercise'而以嘛，很難走光的。但在class裡面就很危險，因為動作都很大。

我們今天是跳Latin，很多抖胸跟扭臀的step。這小姐就在跳到忘我時掉了bra strap，而且還是sporty bra那種（就是沒有另外穿bra）。我從鏡裡看到都嚇一跳。很怕她的‘長輩‘（奶奶）會隨時‘彈‘出來跟大家say hello。

她就好像以下的圖片（一點都不誇張），但是是在跳來跳去的情況下。
你說我應不應該冒冷汗？


女生們 ：請問你們會不會知道你們的bra strap掉了呢？

男生們 ：請問你們又會不會告訴她們呢？還是直接幫她拉上？！哈哈。

HOOKERFACE - Act 3 ( Updated 7/9/09 )

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HOOKER-FAVs of the Day !!!

Jovi, Tagnan, Keenyee + Freedom / Male / (3) Early 30's + Early 20's
These are the people who shared same birth-month with me.
We are the SEPTEMBER BABIES. Happy Birthdays to US :))
KeenYee once commented :

"K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...
... Then hor, I found that all Sep babies very VOGUE 1 lor..kaka

August 27, 2009 10:58 PM"

Do you agree with him?
BTW, anymore September babies out there?

Thanks everyone for their cooperation and contributions.
Please join us to make this tour more interesting.

Kindly send all the pictures and names of you and your friends to HOOKERFACE2009@YAHOO.COM
But remember, there is a STANDARD POSE for it :
Put 1 finger in your mouth and show me your most SEXY/SLUTTY expression.

Hope to receive pictures from all of you.
Remember, the more the merrier.:)

指定動作 ...

Hands-free kit, sunglasses & safety belt.
That's my standard procedure every time right before i start driving the car. I am so used to it that sometimes i just did it subconsciously.

Something happened just now that was so stupid yet funny. I was leaving Pavilion's car park. As usual, with my driving-must do's. But when i came out from the car park, the sky was so dark and dimmed that i can only see the lights. I drove so slow and was so nervous cos i can't really see things clearly.

After 5 minutes of driving in the 'dark', i realized that i just did something stupid and MEMALUKAN. I was driving at 9pm at Bukit Bintang with my sunglasses on. No wonder it was so dark lah.
BODOH kan? ;p


Do you have any BODOH experience while driving or in the car?

HOOKERFACE - Act 2 ( Updated 3/9/09 )

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HOOKER-FAV of the Day !!!

安娣 / Female / 60+
她是我在TF Taipan最‘資深‘的member。別看她已經６０多歲，她上class時的態度比很多年輕人還要好。雖然有時跟不上拍子，但還是很努力和enjoy的去跳。很放得開，一點都不會擔心跟不上而丟臉。叫她拍照時，她ngek都沒ngek的就很sporting的擺了pose讓我拍。真是精神和勇氣都可加。

不懂我６０歲是會不會像她醬有精神呢？
你有沒有imagine過你６０歲的生活呢？


Thanks everyone for their cooperation and contributions.
Please join us to make this tour more interesting.

Kindly send all the pictures and names of you and your friends to HOOKERFACE2009@YAHOO.COM
But remember, there is a STANDARD POSE for it :
Put 1 finger in your mouth and show me your most SEXY/SLUTTY expression.

Hope to receive pictures from all of you.
Remember, the more the merrier.:)

我要做個好鄰居

FYI, i am an ANTI SOCIAL guy. So it's kinda hard for me to go out and socialize with people. But i finally did something new for me today...

I've been wanted to get to know my neighbors for quite some time already. Cos they are a good and quiet Malay family. But just don't know how to start a conversation. Then i thought, maybe i should do it the traditional way ~ EXCHANGING STUFFS ( food, fruits, things,etc. )

I remembered that i have some 'pelita' in the storeroom.So i took a bag pelita ( which i re-decorated with kain songket for one of my client's Raya display ) and offered it to the husband. He was happy with it and we sort of chatted for a few minutes. Everything was going smooth and easy. And the most important thing is ~ after 3 years, i finally know his name. Nice knowing you and your family , Abang Mokhtar. :)


Never thought that making a move to get to know others can be so EASY.
08-09 down, 08-11 & 08-12, here i come. LOL

By the way, do you know you neighbors?

HOOKERFACE 隆重登場 ！！！

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HOOKER-FAV of the Day !!!

Alan C. / Male / Mid 20's
Thanks for being so supportive on this mission by volunteering yourself as my very 1st HOOKERFACE model. FYI, i showed your pic as reference to everyone before i take their pic. And the good news is, there's actually some of them that felt that you are cute and attractive. ( Floating in the air liao? ;p ) But don't worry, i'll screen thru for you before introducing them to you. ;p
（他覺得他這張照片很‘索‘。你們絕得呢？ ）


Thanks everyone for their cooperation and contributions.
Please join us to make this tour more interesting.

Kindly send all the pictures and names of you and your friends to HOOKERFACE2009@YAHOO.COM
But remember, there is a STANDARD POSE for it :
Put 1 finger in your mouth and show me your most SEXY/SLUTTY expression.

Hope to receive pictures from all of you.
Remember, the more the merrier.:)