Friday, November 23, 2012

lucky me?

My car broke down at Setia Alam last night. According to the mechanic, my brake on front tyre got jammed. It's serious and it's too dangerous to drive anymore. And they can't fix it cos it's already late and they are closing. So i called for help and came back with a tow truck, all the way from Setia Alam to Ampang. Luckily the tow truck guy was very helpful and friendly, and it cost me RM250. :(

Sent my car to the mechanic near my house this morning. According to him, there's nothing serious on the car. Just a bit of servicing.

I'm a bit confused, cos both mechanics told me quite different thing about the condition. Who should i trust huh? I think i'll just go with the less serious one huh? ;p



Although it's a very unfortunate experience, but i think i should be thankful and feel lucky on it. Cos my car broke down right after i finished all my Christmas display installation yesterday morning. Can you imagine my car breaking down with full load of props in it?

Happy weekend everyone. :)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

worth it.

I lost almost 3kg since 2 weeks ago, and been canceling classes since due to health issue. When i started teaching this week, i got so many feedbacks from members ..

" Danny, you went holiday issit? "
" Danny, how come you look thinner ? "
" Danny, you sick issit? "
" Danny, what happened to you? "
" Danny, why you look so tired? "
" Danny, ..... "

Honestly, all that matters to me is the comment that ' i look thinner now'. Means that all the suffering for 2 weeks was kinda worth it la . At least i am now at my ideal weight ( below 62kg ). Hopefully can keep it this way. ;p



Pic taken last Thursday. I was a bit shocked when i saw it. I do look thinner .. and very tired.

It's end of the year and they'll be lots of parties. So please take extra good care of yourself. :)
It's great to be healthy again. :)

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

the new happy juice?


Someone told me that the protein shake that they take in the gym got some side effect. One of them is, the shake will make you more energetic and 'happy', that you'll want to mingle in the gym and make more friends. Siapa ada minum? Is that true?

And this person totally recommend me to take them, due to my anti-socialness. ;p



But to me, i think the main issue here is not the drink. It's whether i want to make friend with you or not. Cos if i do, i don't need any drink to start making my move. Agree? lol ;p

Sunday, November 18, 2012

row by row?

Good news, i think i'm 100% recovered. :))

Been taking medicines for the past 2 weeks. My tongue is still a bit tasteless now from those medicines. ;(

During my 'medicine day', i noticed something funny. I must take my tablet medicines row by row. I got a bit upset when the tablet's foil from the other row suddenly tear off. Is that considered OCD as well?

How do you like normally take your tablets?
Row by row? or just randomly take?




Friday, November 16, 2012

eat n tell.

I was having my lunch at a restaurant when 2 middle aged ladies cam in and sat at the table next to mine. One of them talks really loud, and her voice is very irritating ( high pitch like kena cekik ). She told her friend that she a regular customer of that restaurant. They ordered and continued chatting ( in a way, continue torturing me ;p )

When the food arrived, she started to criticize them. Each and every dishes. And i quote :

" Huh, they never improve since few years back. "

I really don't understand, why she still want to be a regular when she knew the food is not nice?

Talking about criticizing on food, do you think that you can be a food critic?
Cos i'm not, i'm just not good in describing my food. The taste, the aroma, the texture, the color, etc. When you asked me on my food, all i can say is Nice or Not Nice. ;p
Once my friend asked me on my pumpkin soup, " is it sweet or savory ? "
" err.. savory. "
" is it ... "
" don't ask me anymore. dunno how to describe. all i can say is, it's nice. " ;p


Enjoy your weekend everyone. :)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

act cute.

Just curious.
When you are saying goodbye to others, do you say ..

"bye-bye" or  just "bye"?

Cos i just heard a guy ( very muscular and manly look ) saying bye-bye in a rather cute/manja/childish tone to his friends at the mall. Kinda act cute a bit.
I wonder if he also say mum-mum when he's hungry. ;p


Feeling much better today. At least can be bitchy a bit. ;p
Just weighted myself.. 61.9kg. Yippieeeee.... :)

Happy holiday ( again ;p ) everyone :P

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

poke me. poke me not.

Been sick for few days. Cough and flu, and on and off fever. Last night felt so warm, beh tahan already, went to the clinic. Fever 39.4 degree. I told the doctor i must work today, and requsted her to give me some injection for quick recovery.

I think she is a very good doctor, cos she describe everything to the patient ( so that we are prepared for any reaction ) ...

" Ok, i'm going to inject the needle in .... "
" Now i'm going to push in the medicine slowly. You should feel some kind of pressure ... "
" Done. "

I was so the pekcheck when she told me what she's doing. I don't want to know. Just let me know when it's done. ;p
Do you want the doctor to tell you everything?

a) you are ok with needles, and no problem witnessing the whole procedure
b) you are ok with needles, just have to look away during the procedure
c) you are afraid of needles

I'm type C B ( obviously i was under so much of medication when i posted it ;p ). You?



BTW, i'm feeling much better now. :)
But still not 100% well la.. still canceling some classes. :(

Sunday, November 11, 2012

lame.

I used to play a lot of lame jokes on my friends and colleagues.

Joke 1 :
We were having a small instructor meeting in the studio. At the end of thee meeting, the chairperson ( which is my close friend ) said , " OK guys, let get rolling. " Everyone stood up and walked to the door except me, cos i was 'rolling' on the floor. ;p

Joke 2 :
By now you all should know that i don't look friendly when i have no expression on my face. That's this new guy in my department. Maybe cos i'm his superior, he is slightly afraid of me. One day, at 6pm, he told me , " Err Danny, if nothing else, i'll make a move first. "
I said " Ok. "
So he stood up, pushed in his chair in, and then i said " You've made your move. Now sit down. " ;p

Joke 3 :
One of my colleague called me on the phone, checking for some info. Half way thru, she said " Hang on a minute, i need to ... "
I said " Where? "
She's a bit blurr, " What? "
I said " Where? "
She said " What where? "
I said " You asked me to hang. So hang where? "
She hung up the phone. LOL ;p


Do you have any lame ( clean ) jokes to share?
Happy new week everyone. :)

 ( I am hanging .. i am hanging ... )

Thursday, November 8, 2012

where's the cat?

I was watching the Spiderman movie just now ( The latest one, starring Andrew Garfield, i know i know.. i'm probably 6 months behind ;p ) Watched it for almost 50 minutes and i kept asking myself :

" When is my favorite Anne Hathaway a.k.a. The Catwoman is going to appear? "

Another 15 minutes passed by. Still no sight of Catwoman. By the 70th minutes, something hit me. And i think i should give myself a tight slap. I am watching Spiderman, of course i won't see any Catwoman in it. Cos Catwoman is in the Batman story!

I have to admit that i'm not a a comic or superhero fan. last time i watch The Avengers, i ended up watching youtube while the movie was playing on the tv. ;p

Any NON- comic / superhero fans ( like me ) out there?


Happy Thursday everyone. :)


Wednesday, November 7, 2012

i'm not a snake!

I've been feeling hungry since the Sunday, when i removed my wisdom tooth. Since then, all i can eat is porridge and bread. A bit sakit when chewing. Hopefully it'll be better tomorrow.

Not sure if that's the cause for another weird dream.

I was alone in the living room. There was a glass bowl with goldfish in it. I went closest to the bowl to look at the fishes. So nice, so orangeee ..

The next thing i know was, i grab one of the goldfish and put it in my mouth. Swallowed it, alive, raw. Don't you think it's so sick? To eat goldfish alive? ( Actually eating goldfish in any form ~ steamed, fried, bbq, etc is also sick LOL ;p ) Maybe my mind is telling me that i am sick of porridge and bread. Time to move on to other food. ;p




I always thought that i am a snake .. cos i pandai mengular, and my body roll is kinda nice n sexay. hehehee ;p
But now my subconscious is telling me that i am actually ... a cat? ;p
What animal you think you are?

Sunday, November 4, 2012

in control.

Went to remove my wisdom tooth this morning. The whole process was better than what i expected. I didn't even realize that my troth was out until he told me that it's done. Kudos doctor ( .. just curios, we still call a dentist " doctor " right? )
After the bleeding in my mouth, came the bleeding in my wallet when i hit the cashier. But luckily i got some projects in hand that will cover the expenses. Have to keep it positive ~ " no SMALL out, no BIGGER in ". Ada paham?

But there's one thing that was super embarrassing but can't help it. During the procedure, the dentist kept asking me ..

" relax your tongue. "

How to relax la wei! When the mouth is wide opened, it's quite natural for my tongue to wander around, specially there's so many equipments in my mouth. I'm not a dog, so i can't stick the tongue out and let it hang like that. ;p
How do you handle this issue when visiting a dentist?


One good thing after removing my tooth is .. the nurse recommend me to take cold water, or even eat ice cream to help to stop the bleeding. Best kan? ;p

Saturday, November 3, 2012

hot & cool.

I noticed that there's 2 very obvious member's behavior when they are having difficulties while in the dance class. Or maybe they are lack of self confidence when they dance.

Type 1 :
When their level of confidence is low, they'll just keep quiet . Try to catch up with whatever they can.

Type 2 :
When they can't get the choreos, they'll become offensive. They'll laugh at others who can't follow the steps. This is to boost up they own confidence by stepping on others, i think.

I used to be Type 2 when i was lack of confidence during the younger days. Mulut laser la konon. I can be VERY offensive to others. Sometimes i felt regret after saying things that is not cool at all. But now i think i'll just keep it to myself. What to do? Age catching up. The heat is fading...

What type are you .. now?


Thursday, November 1, 2012

main apa?

Today i went to a gym which is in an office tower. So you'll see gymmer and office people using the same lift.

When i went in the lift, i saw 5 guys ( i think they are all gymmers, including me ) and a Malay office lady. I think that lady already feel a bit uncomfortable, standing alone at the corner cos the guys were talking quite loud. Then one of the guy asked his friend ..

" Ooi, hari ni ko nak main apa?"

" Hmm .. semalam dah main kaki, hari ni main chest la. "

I turned to that lady and saw her blushing, acting uncomfortably. Not sure if she's scared with the 'main chest' OR she's actually imagine he being .. 'main chest' ... LOL ;p



I don't like to talk in the lift, cos i think it's a bit rude. And i don't have to share with everyone in the lift when i'm talking to my friend. What do you think?

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

standard procedure.

I was having dinner with a group of friends at a cafe. Made our order and chatted a bit while waiting for the food. 10 minutes later, our food arrived. This is when one of my friend got so busy .. taking picture of each dish then post on her FB. And we all have to wait for her to take each and every of our dish ( bukan nye dia yang makan pun ;p ) then only we can touch the dish. I really don't get lo. Juts post the pics without any info ( price, taste, place, etc ) Why people do that? .. and people STILL doing that nowadays meh?


Are you one of them?
I'm absolutely not .. ( as you can see, i hardly have any pic of food in my blog and .. i don't do Fb ...lol ;p )


If you like to post pics of your food WITH info about it, then i'm not talking about you.
Cheers :)

Monday, October 29, 2012

last friday night.

Here you go, the videos of art week's Halloween party.

1st clip :
Me and the members from the gym doing a performance. They actually learned this dance 2 hours before the show. Thank you Jodie, Ivan, Jamie & Jaykie for the help. Also Wanlee for the video. Hope you guys enjoyed the party. :)




2nd clip :
Me and DJ Anson redo the dance as part for his punishment from a game ( dancing with me is a punishment!!!???? ;p ) Enjoy ;)





2 more days to Halloween. Anymore party ah? Can invite invite? lol ;p

Friday, October 26, 2012

2 hours ago.


Did a performance for a Halloween event at Tropicana City Mall.
Now busy removing the make up.
Will post the video later.

Happy weekend everyone :)

Thursday, October 25, 2012

apa nak jadi?

FYI, i've been doing my diet project since 2 weeks ago. And the result? Not bad. ( hehehe ). But there are some consequences. Besides craving for food most of the time, i am slightly weaker ( in terms or energy level ) than before. Even my members noticed it ..

" Danny, you sakit lagi ke? Tengok you macam lemah aje?" ( since my vomit drama last week )

I think my diet is causing my performance. So how so how?
To stay my the diet and get slimmer OR to eat as usual and get back my previous performance level?
How to choose?
( menyusahkan aje kan? kerana nak menvogiukan diri .... ;p )
( super envy those makan tak gemoks-gemoks ppl  )

Selamat Hari Raya. :)


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

apa kelas?

I was driving on the fast lane at Sprint Highway. And there's a van with foreign workers in front of me, driving quite fast ( obviously faster than me la.. cos it front ma ;p ). Then suddenly came a FALALI kept flashing high beam on me. It was a map dating driving. I drove to the middle lane for that stupid car to go la. She then flashed the van, but the van refused to let her over take. She tailed super close to the van like want to hit them. So annoying. She honked and flashed a few times before we reached the toll plaza. I'm very sure she is super tensi to the max.

Once we reached the toll, the van drove to the smart tag lane, i went to the touch n go, and guess where is the mak datin? She went queueing at the cash lane. Kesian kan? Apa kelas mak datin nie? Bawak kereta mewah tapi kene beratur ngan lori dan bas. ;p

I drove pass by her ( cos my lane next to her's ) and looked down on her when ( literally looking down, cos i am driving Toyota Rush ( which is taller/higher ) than her super low sport car ) and gave her a bitch stare, i think smirked as well.  Padan muka. ;p



Talking about driving etiquette, how many of you use hands free kit while driving? Cos i super HATE people talk on handphone while driving. Beli henpon canggih tapi tak mampu nak beli hands free.! ;(

Monday, October 22, 2012

stereotype me.

I was in the gym when i saw this group of guys working out in the free weight area. They are regular member cos i see them almost every time i do class. I think they are some basketball players cos they always come in their jersey and shorts, with their name on it. And they are all above 185cm.

The gym was playing Gaga's song when i walked pass by them and suddenly 2 of them start to sing ( quite loud ) to the song ..

" I'm on the edge of glory .. and i'm hanging on the moment with you ... "

Honestly, i was a bit shocked. Cos i thought Gaga's songs only appeal to divas/bitches ( like me ) or divas/bitches wannabe ( like some on you out there ... muahahaha  ;p ). Tak sangka those guys also into it.  Gosh, i'm just another stereotype person huh? Or maybe that's the 'lagu semangat' for their team? ;p

What is your lagu semangat?
Mine is .. We found love by Rihanna ( at least for this moment )




Saturday, October 20, 2012

save it.

I was walking out from the gym. I saw a familiar face (but not really close friend ) walking towards my direction ( to go in the gym ). I stopped and smile as he walked closer. He said " How are you? " and continue walk passed me, not even stop to wait for my response.

I mean if you are asking just for the sake of saying it, then just save it. No need to pretend like you are interested in my happenings. If you want to be friendly or polite, at least have the courtesy to ( pretend ) listen to me and then go la. After all, you were the one who asked the question. Ada betul?

Are you a PR person?
I know i'm not la. ;p


Friday, October 19, 2012

me talk.

Another dream ..

I was about to conduct a seminar .. on dance ( like i'm so the pro with dancing ..  padahal ... lol ;p ) There were so many people in the hall. I looked at the cue cards in my hands. So many points to talk about ..

" What is dance? "
" Different type of musics "
" Different genre or dance "
" ......

The emcee announced my name, and i woke up. ( sien kan? 'prepared' so much then sia-sia only )

But actually i'm glad that i woke up before the speech. Cos if not that dream might turn into a nightmare  looking at my previous experience on public speaking. Totally cannot handle it lo. I have no problem delivering lines and interact with the people, but i know my face will stay SUPER RED ( blushed cos uncomfortable ) when i'm in that kind of situation. DISASTER!!!

Anybody fear of public speaking as well?


Thursday, October 18, 2012

i'm a superstar ( well .. almost )

I wasn't feeling that well today, but still need to teach 2 classes. Too late to find replacement. So i went to the gym, and prepare for the class. 5 minutes below the class, i went to the toilet and vomited. Felt better. Can concentrate teaching. But half way thru the class i felt really bad that i have to jump off the stage, ran out from the studio, sped to the toilet and vomited again. Luckily i remembered to off my mic. ( imagine all the sound effect the members will hear if i forgot to off it ;p )

After the second vomit, i felt much better. Can continue the class, but just skipped all the turning and jumping. Just in case la, mana tau there will be the 3rd time kan ? ;p


Remember the incident happened to Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?
So if there is a list of superstar who did ( or almost ) vomited on stage, put my name together with theirs. LOL ;p
( syok sendiri to the max ;p )

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

merry christmas.

Yup, it's the time of the year again. I'm currently busy presenting ideas to clients on Christmas display for their stores. Cos we normally start dressing up the Christmas display in mid November in retail line. So have to start the proposals now and hopefully all firmed by end of the month.
But i'm running out of ideas. Help me out.

What are the things that you can think of when i say ..

" CLASSIC CHRISTMAS " ?


Sometime si think it's easier to do something out of the box. Cos doing something classic yet different from other is quite ( very ) challenging.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

colors.

Yesterday, for the first time, i got a black ( or should i call her African-American ) lady joining my dance class. She is an average typical black lady, with fluffy hair and big booty. I can see that she is not very good in doing choreography, maybe cos that's her first time joining my class.

We were dancing to Parade's Louder ( posted below, do check it out, very nice beat ). Towards the end of the set, i gave them 2 x 8 count to do freestyle. You can pose, you can dance, and do whatever you want. And i'm telling you, that 2 x 8' was the highlight of her dance. She just move her body to the music, freely and it sooooo nice to watch. There's some kind of vibe / attitude / groove that only black people can do ( dunno how to explain, but do you get me? ). Not us yellow, or the whites, maybe some of the browns can do. At that moment, how i wish i got that black element in me.

Given a chance, what other race do you wish to be ( besides your own race )?
I think i'll go with Latin, cos i always find them exotic and sexy. Grrrrrrrrr.



Friday, October 12, 2012

oh my god, oh yes, harder!

I passed by the RPM studio. There was a male instructor conducting a class with all female members. But the thing that caught my attention was the instructor. Cos he kept shouting " Oh Yes! Oh Yes! ". I think most likely they were at the toughest part of the class. But it's funny to see him shout like that and all members enjoying looking at him. ;p

Then i know another Body Combat instructor who love to say " Oh my God! "
" Oh my God, round house kick! "
" Oh my God, 3 knee up."
" Oh my God, what's next? "

I think every instructor got their own "signature line" that they often use in class.
What's mine?
Er...

" shake it! harder! show me sexy! more! more! smile! " ;p



What is your signature line?

Thursday, October 11, 2012

why the noise?

Why ( certain ) people likes to make a lot of noise ( or more like ooohhs and aaahhhs moan-like noise ) when they change in he locker room?
Is it too difficult to take off your shirt?
Too hard to unzip your pant?
Or it's some kind of torture to tie your shoe lace?

It's super annoying when you are changing next to them. :(



BTW, do you think that you are sexier when 'taking off' or 'putting on' your clothes? :)
Saja nak tau. ;p

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

rich n poor.

I was at Bangsar Village for a meeting, and trapped in the carpark for more than 15mins. Not becoz i can't find an empty parking lot, but becos of a MAK DATIN ! A Mak Datin, driving a BMW !

1st of all, she was waiting for the other car to get out from the lot so that she can take the lot. but instead of parking/ waiting with her car at the side of the road, she stopped her car right at the middle of the road. Causing ALL the cars behind her to wait together-gether with her! The guard actually gave signaled her to wait aside but she refused to do so. 5 minutes gone!

Finally, she got her available lot. Due to her BMW yang besar badak, she got difficulty parking it. She drove forward, and reversed. And forward and reversed again. She even got the guard to assist her park. Wasted my 10 minutes!

Is it only me or is it ( almost ) true..

Most of the RICh tai-tais/ mak datins ( NOT ALL, but a big number of them ;p ) got rather POOR driving skills / attitude?


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

quit.

I've been having bad moods, short temper and sleeping disorder. And i'm constantly craving for snacks and cold water!!! All this becoz i'm trying to quit ( one of ) my addictions ..

100 Plus.

FYI, i'm a serious "drinker". I can finish 3 to 4 large bottle of 100 Plus easily per week alone. And with my age catching up and my love handle going sideways, i think it's good for me to stop drinking it. And just go with plain water .. COLD plain water.

Now i know how hard for smokers to quite smoking! :(



Feel like quitting anything lately?

Monday, October 8, 2012

bubble time.

I went to get my hair cut today. Me and my stylist were talking on hair care. he asked me how often i shampoo my hair. I told him everyday, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day, depends on how many classes i have. Then i asked him the same question, and he answered ..

" every 4 days. "

4 days? I almost shouted in shocked, luckily no many people in the salon. He said he just rinse the hair with water for 3 days and shampoo them on the 4th day. I kno some girls wash their hair every other day. But 4 days? Can tahan meh?

How often you shampoo your hair?


Anybody tried posing ( like the above pic ) while shampooing themselves?
Got sexy bo? ;p

Sunday, October 7, 2012

cramp, cramp, go away.

Something funny / weird / coincidence happened yesterday in my 2 classes.

1st class ..
As usual, i started the class with warm up. Half way thru, i saw a Malay girl walked to the corner and sat down. She looked in pain. I asked her why. She said "KEJANG". I asked "mana?". She answered " kaki". Then i helped her stretch her legs. One thing that i don't understand .. Why her leg cramps, while we were just stretching the neck and shoulder? ( my warm up routine starts from head going down to toe ) ;p

2nd class ..
The class was smooth. But towards the end of the class, i saw a ( another  ;p ) Malay girl' face turned red, as if she was in pain. She rested for a while, and rejoined the group. After the class, i asked her what happened. She said her left arm cramped .. at the upper arm ( bicep area ). Huh? how come cramp there? How to stretch that part la? ;p

I don't really get cramps easily ( touch wood ). But there's one cramp that i'm totally terrified of .. stomach cramp. It happens normally when i sneeze and use the wrong stomach muscle. It become worse if i am driving at that time. That might be the scariest 20 seconds of my life. Cos you can't really opened your eyes to look at the road due to the pain.

Are you a 'crampy' person?


Friday, October 5, 2012

spotlights.

Another ridiculous dream ...

I was following a group of people to an event, organized by one of the politic party ( padahal, i sikit pun tak interested ngan politic ;p ). There's party's flags, supporters chanting and reporters everywhere. Maybe they are waiting for their leader to arrive.

But when i stepped in the hall, everything changed. I was dragged on the stage and stood behind the rostrum. I looked at them .. speechless. Then the most amazing thing happened. The reporters started to bombarred me with all sorts of questions...

" What is your future plan? "

" Which is your favorite piece of work? "

" What is the concept of your latest work? "

Rupa-rupanyer, it's actually 'my' press conference. Kelakar kan?
I admit that i am an attention seeker. But tak sangka i'm the same in my dream . LOL ;p
Do you think you are an attention seeker? Just a bit?


Thursday, October 4, 2012

sabo.

My body have a very unique way of telling me that i'm ... stress. Whenever i am excited or anxious or nervous on something, i will have stomach ache or feel like vomiting. Never fail. It's like i am actually self saboing my already not so great situation.

Do you have any special / weird 'happenings' on yourself whenever you are in stress? 




Tuesday, October 2, 2012

why apologize?

FYI, i am a super punctual person. I 'normally' ( unless got accident la ) arrive on time or slightly early for my appointments, as well as meeting deadlines. But i have some friends who have tho super annoying habit ~ ' late + apologize ' ( it's a 'package' ). It's like

To me it's really stupid and really don't understand. Why went all the trouble to apologize after making me angry/pissed off while waiting for you? When you can just turn up on time and save all the time begging to be forgiven.

Are you a punctual person?



Sunday, September 30, 2012

how they affected me.

I am a huge music lover .. and i love them LOUD ( always blast them as loud as possible, like lalas only ;p ). And i also love them cos they give me lots strengths to do something and sometimes .. feelings. Below are some of my favorite songs and their super powers. Listen to it, and let me know if we share the same feeling ... :)



I can RUN non stop like with full of semangat listening to this ...


I can CRY like a baby without any reason listening to this ...


I can WALK a mile with a smile on my face listening to this ...


I can SING this song over and over again and feel weak ...


I feel kinda SEXY with this cute little song ...


I feel the LOVE when this is on ...


So how?
Got any feeling?

Are there any songs that can affect you?
Like make you laugh / eat non stop? ;p

Friday, September 28, 2012

make your own.

I came out from the studio after the class, the next instructor ( my friend ) went in. He started the class with warm up. Suddenly i heard ..

" 5 6 7 aikkkkk (8) "
Ehhh? How come 'aikkkkk' ? Not 'ate' meh?

Then i found out that that is his style .. some celup Mat Salleh slang when speaking English.

My friend loves to say 'desert' for 'dessert'. Sometimes the waitress look at us like we takde belajar. And me. You know how i love to be .. vogiu right? But when i say that in the class, there's members actually thought that i dunno how to pronounce the word "vogue" !!!! Maybe i should just leave my vogiuness in my blog huh?

Do you have any make up words?



Thursday, September 27, 2012

table for one.

I just finished my class in mid Valley and i was so hungry. So i went to the food court for lunch.  Half way makaning, i saw my client. She came to me and asked :

" What are you doing here? "

I wanted to say " FISHING ", ( saje, cos she asked me soalan bodoh ) but i said " Lunch ".
Must give face a bit, cos she is my client. ;p

" You eating alone? How can your eat alone? If no one eating with me, i'll just skip the meal."

I just smiled back to her.
What is the BIG DEAL with eating alone?
Can you eat alone?
Cos i rather eat alone than starved to dead ..  alone. ;p


I always joke with my friends that ' I have company dinner every night '.
Cos i am the only person in my company, and i do eat dinner every night. lol ;p

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

living it.

Do you believe that whatever you do in your work, will affect your thinking and action in your daily life?

Like accountants are very good with figures. Or shopaholics are good very great deals. ( lol  ;p)

I was walking in the mall and my car key dropped. I went down to pick it up, and then only i realized that i was not picking it up in a normal way. I think i did a little ( dance ) pose when picking it up. Boleh? ( sah, memang dasar sundal, hehe )

What is your job nature, and do you think you are affected by it in things that you do?


Monday, September 24, 2012

all the fairies in the world.

Been watching " Once Upon A Time " ( a drama series about fairy tale and the real world, with a bit of twist ) over the weekend non stop. It's interesting to know the story behind each fairy tale characters ( might not be the one we used to know ). Also their names, so the cool.

Have you ever thought of yourself as a 'fairy' ( that always help people ), than being 'labeled' one?
What do you think would be a cool fairy name .. maybe for yourself?



Been encouraged by someone to help others, be their fairy godbrother konon.
And also to kumpul banyak sikit pahala, untuk bekalan hari tua. ;p

Saturday, September 22, 2012

time to say goodbye.

I was on my way to the gym when i stopped at the traffic light. Then came this young boy ( 14/15 years old ) with his bicycle, stopped next to my car waiting for the light to turn green. I looked at him .. speechless!

He was wearing a colorful thunder pattern sweater. I have the exact same sweater, and still wearing it occasionally.

Do you think it's weird for 2 person of different age ( almost 20 years gap ) wearing the same thing?
Maybe it's time for me to check my wardrobe. Take out those that screams 'young' or 'below 30s' clothes huh?
Siapa nak sweater warna-warni?



The boy ( left ) and me ( right ) doing the 'Mary Poppin' jump in London last year. :)

Thursday, September 20, 2012

the price is right.

Had another interesting dream last night. I was a contestant of "The Price Is Right", hosted by Joan Rivers ( damn ... watch too much of Fashion Police ;p ). I tried my best in the game, but just can't get what they want from me. Why? Cos the whole game was conducted in SPANISH. Yup, as in latino, espania. ( Kelas kan? ) Towards the end of the show, Joan got so angry with me cos i didn't know what to do, she decided to step down from the platform and explain the game to me in English. lol ;p

Last week i had another dream, a rather normal dream. Me and friends were singing at karaoke. As "usual", i was the best singer/performer. The best thing is, we were all talking fluently in BAHASA INDONESIA. And i sang this very nice Indo song. I was so nervous when i googled the title of the song the next day. ;p

Guess i'm "subconsciously" getting more and more international huh? LOL ;p





I've always wanted to learn Spanish ( suppose to take the course this year but ... lazy ), maybe it's a sign that i should huh? :)
Who is interested in learning Spanish as well?

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

book & cover.

I was at the front counter of the gym, checking in. Then i heard a guy with a very high pitch voice talking behind me. I turned back. Mak ooooiiiii ...

It was a guy ( in his mid 30's, tanned, super muscular, crew cut ) ... with a very small voice. The way he speak is like super soft and a bit manja. I think my 3 sisters pun kalah in terms of the sweetness.
Anther good example of do not judge the book by it's cover. ( not sure if it's correct in this case ;p )

Anyhoo, does your cover ( voice ) matches your book?
Thank God mine is still acceptable.. lol ;p




Tuesday, September 18, 2012

i'll show you some colors.

Bought a table fan yesterday. I asked the sales person if there's different colors, and he said they are all the same : CLASSY GRAY.
Gray? Ok, neutral color. Can match with anything. Furthermore, it's 'classy' punya gray. ;p

But when i opened it, it's just like any ordinary gray. I know pewter gray, silver gray, ash gray, charcoal gray, etc. But this ' Classy Gray', macam biase jer... and tak nampak kelas pun. I think they saja name it that to increase the value of it kan?

If you are given a chance to name a color, what would it be?

Mine :
Slutty magenta
Slightly-off white
In-your-face yellow ( my fav ;p )






Saturday, September 15, 2012

i am normal.

I was waiting for my class outside the studio then saw my friend ( the one who pointed out my obviously obvious love-handle ). As usual, being a "friendly" person, he came to talk to me.

Him : Eh, i think among all instructor, you are the most normal one.
          ( while pointing at the male dance instructor inside the studio )

Me : Normal? Why?

Him : Cos when you dance, it's nice. Not like them, looked so sluttish.

Me : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eh, you have to hurt me very week issit?
         Last week you say i got huge love handle. This week you say i'm normal.
        What's next week huh? ;p

FYI, i've been working very hard all these years to build/ establish my brand - as a SEXY, BITCHY and SLUTTY dance instructor. And now he is telling me that i am not slutty enough, or worse .. I AM NORMAL???!!!!
Just curious. What kind of branding are you trying to create for yourself?

Friday, September 14, 2012

free.

Got myself the best birthday gift ever ~ settled my house loan.
I went to the bank, check on the balance, wrote a cheque and settled.
I actually settled my 20 years loan in less than 10 years.
Totally proud of myself. :)

So, as of today, i am a debt free ( hutang budi tak kira la ;p  ) person.



What is the best / favorite gift that you gave to yourself on your birthday?

Thursday, September 13, 2012

September 13, 1977 - Tuesday.

That was the day where a certain vogiu-bitchy-big-mouthed-diva-wannabe was born.
After so many years, he is still trying very hard to maintain the vogiuness + bitchiness.
And hopefully got recognized by others.

Yup, it's my birthday today.
And i'm very proud to tell everyone ... i am 35 this year.
Wishing me and everyone .. dreams come true :)




p/s : thanks Greaseans who celebrated my birthday last Sunday. :)

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

i'm not angry.

My friend told me that her boss likes to shout and scold people. But when they asked why he is so angry all the time, his answer was ..

"I'm not angry, i'm just loud."

Which i think i can understand that. Cos sometimes i also speak quite loud, especially right after class. Cos they adrenaline is still high, so a bit difficult to control the volume. And i believe being a Hakka myself also contribute a bit on the high volume issue. LOL ;p

Do you consider your talking volume ... loud?


Tuesday, September 11, 2012

i like it dark.

I'm not an easy sleeper. A slight of noise or lights can wake me up. Therefore i switched off all lights before going to bed. But lately, i love the idea of putting on the sleeping mask, even with all lights off. I like the feeling of something soft covering my eyes. It's like a double assurance for me to sleep well. :)

Do you like to sleep in the dark, like total darkness?


Sunday, September 9, 2012

big mouth geram style.

Question 1 :
Are you a fan of Gangnam Style?

Question 2 :
What is so fantastic about it?

I've been teaching Gangnam classes for the past few weeks ( due to popular demand by members, not that i like it ;p ). But it seems like the members never get sick or tired of it. They kept asking me to repeat the class for the next week. Why? I really hope that this 'attack' will end soon .. real soon . ;p




Friday, September 7, 2012

business talking.

I was washing my water bottle at the gym's washroom when i overheard 2 guys ( in 2 separate toilet cubicles ) talking while doing their business. I think they are young guys, cos they were talking about their studies and friends. Then i heard the running water ( meaning he might be cleaning his bum-bum ), and they still talking. And there's occasionally some farting in the conversation.

I mean, how can they do that? How can they do their business and talk at the same time?
Can you? I can't.


Thursday, September 6, 2012

old is gold.

I saw a guy in the gym wearing something that caught my eyes. The design in front of his t-shirt is some abstract Malaysian flag design. And when he turned back ..OMG .. Commonwealth Games 1998! That's a 14 years old t-shirt! And the colors are still quite vibrant. ( must use a lot of color-care detergent ;p )

I took a look at my wardrobe. Hmm .. i think the oldest t shirt that i'm still wearing are probably from 2 or 3 years ago. Not that i don't like wearing old clothes ( partly not true ;p ), but it's just that the badan dah tak sesuai ( muat ) ngan baju tu. :(

What is the oldest t-shirt that you are still wearing?


Wednesday, September 5, 2012

handle with care.

Saw a friend in the changing room just now, and he asked me a million dollar question :

Him : Eh, why you dance everyday there still so big one? ( pointing at my love handle )

Oh tidaaaaaaaakkkkkkk!!!! ( cue Adele's song .. any song from her will do ;p )
Suddenly i can see lighting and thunder appear in front of my eyes. And the rain falling on top of my head. Why la? Why he must point out the obvious????!!!! :(

Anybody got the same problem?



Ok, ok ( one of ) this year's birthday wish :
To improvise on the middle part of the body. :)