locker room dream.

Got a super weird dream last night.

I just finished my class and walking towards my locker in the changing room. It seems that someone just opened my locker and put something in. Instead of getting name cards or love letters ( how i wish ;p ) i saw tones of food when i opened the locker ..  and it's all in separate packaging. Mentang-mentang i dah ringan sikit, everybody wants to belanja me makan huh? ;p

Then i check the info/content on each packaging. To my horror, they all have the same problem ... date expired!

What!?
Why people want to give me expired food?
Why?

繼续犯贱。

Supposed to go for a morning meeting today, but got canceled last minute. Stayed at home. Suddenly i'm lost, dunno what to do. Maybe i'm already used to the hectic schedule for the past few weeks with one thing after another to rush. A sudden-break is kinda shocking. :(

How was your week so far?

BTW, remember how i complaint on gaining weight after my Australia trip? I was around 63kg before the trip and have never step on the weighing machine since i cam back till yesterday. Looking at my ( much looser shape as compared to before ) body, i am hoping for it to not go over 65kg ( cos that will be the new high if my weight ). Guess what? I actually lost weight! And i'm now 61ish kg. Thanks to all the non stop walking in Sydney & Gold Coast and all the work stress after i came back. Thank God, i didn't gain any weight, i just have a loose body ( haha ;p ) So now i can happily celebrate with makan besar. LOL ;p

i'm a professional.

GERAMzzzzzzz!!!!!

My beautiful Monday morning was destroyed by a call, a call from that fat bitch!

It was 9.35am and i'm still in my bed ( jangan jeles ;p ) and suddenly my phone rang. I answered. It's fat bitch, with another annoying request!

FYI, we agreed on the package rate when we started the job. Halfway through, she asked for some discount. I agreed not to charge the extra rehearsal sessions ( complimentary session lah konon ;p ). Then she asked to reduce the charges from RM7110 to RM7000. OK la.. i bagi jeerrr.. malas nak discuss lagi. And this morning, she wants me to itemized the package and decided to take out a few of the items! Which part of the word 'package' that she doesn't understand huh? Of cos i still make profit from the job, but much lesser now. :(

First she oversold her male colleagues. Then she gave me a mission impossible to make an oil tank looks like hour glass. And now she's cutting down my budget. Hmm.. ini tak boleh jadi... i must do something.. show her the consequence of messing with me. Maybe i should take revenge!

After shower, i looked at the mirror, and it hit me. I should not do that. I am a professional, and i should act like one. So i decided to give her my professional ... revenge. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

( wind blows, birds flying, thunder rumbling........ drama syok sendiri ;p )

My Monday was dramatic.

How's your's?

house keeping.

Just curious.
Do you make your bed..
Immediately after you wake up?
Or after shower?
Or never ( cos you are going to sleep in it again at night  ;p )?

I do it immediately after waking up, cos cannot tahan seeing my pillows ( i got 6 pillows on my bed ) berterabur like tongkang peach. ;p

Have a great weekend everyone. :)

sell baby, sell.

I met up with a new client ( that fat bitch ;p ) few weeks ago, talking on me training the staffs for their annual dinner. I think she was very confident with her staffs ( or herself ). She requested for a superb performance. I remembered what she said to me in the meeting ...

" I just want something that is so great that people will talk about it after the dinner. If your want, the guys can go topless. They are all very fit and muscular. "

So, i pun suka-suka planned something boomz for the show la. Mana tau, the 1st rehearsal when i met all the guys.... map oooiii... Fit and muscular? My ass! I can only imagine 2 out of 7 of them go topless... that is also because that they are skinny ( not fit ya ;p ). The rest, so he meat market, with high cholesterol one. Not sure if she is really blind ( or got no taste ). Or she is just trying to take revenge on the guys. ;p

Are you one of those who like to 'over sell' thing?

face it!

Red satin dress .. like lantern
Orange dress .. like pumpkin
Black sequin dress .. like disco ball

What you want?
Why you got so many complaint?
Can't you just face it?

YOU ARE FAT!!!
That's the fact!

Now, go complain to those people on me like you always do. Tell them how uncooperative of me to find you the perfect dress and you don't like my attitude. It's ok, cos i don't like you anyway, bitch. Opps, sorry... my fault .. should be FAT BITCH!

Am dealing with this annoying bitch for some annual dinner performance. Buat i tensi aje. Luckily can distress a bit by blog about it here. :p

I'm sorry for dumping my negativities here.
But at least i feel slightly better now.
Cheers everyone.

don't forget me.

Was watching the finale of SMASH, and this song touched me so deeeeeeeeeep. I think only an O.D. can understand that feeling and get the message of the song. It's now officially my new V.O.D. theme song. Give it a try .. :)
( Maybe i should play this song in my funeral huh? With big orchestra .. make it grand kau-kau .. and end it with big gold confetti rain... and you all will be invited ...hahaha ;p )



So? After listening to it, got feeling or not? If yes, then congratulations.. u are one step closer to become the member of PDSM ..

Persatuan Diva Sesat Malaysia ;p

Just thinking la.. if they described Monroe as "Bombshell", what would be the best description for me .. when i'm gone .. you know.. to hell?
( fyi, heaven is just not the place for me. I don't wear loose fitting robe and white is not my color ;p )
DaBomb? TimeBomb? Bombed?

p/s : thank god i'm more focused now .. after blurring for the past few days...:)

O.D.ed

I was meeting with my friend to pass her some CDs that i bought for her. She came out with her 7 years old daughter.

Daughter : Mummy, why you give money to uncle?

Friend : Ish. Why call people uncle?

Daughter : He is old.

I looked at her and smiled ( while trying very hard not to roll my eyes or bitch staring at her ;p )

So folks, it's official .. i'm now an O.D. ( old diva ;p ).

Sob sob .. nah, emo is just not my thing.
I might be old, but i'm still very vogiu. So, when you see me next time, please bow or do some curtsy before me. Show some respect for this V.O.D. ( vogiu old diva ) LOL ;p

Maybe it's time for me to start nurturing some new diva liao. Anyone interested? ;p

It's a new week.
Try to enjoy it everyone. :)

sickness in motion.

My head is super sensitive. It gets dizzy quite easily. if i'm sitting on a linked chair and someone at the other end is shaking their legs, i'll feel dizzy. It's quite normal for me to vomit every time i travel ( car, bus, ship or plane ). And it's common for me to feel like vomiting when sitting at the back seat at other people's car. Dunno why. I'm just super sensitive over the top. Ahhh... maybe it's just some divaish sickness heh? ;p

Are you an easy traveller?

P/s : Tell you something. Sometimes i also feel like vomiting when i'm driving my own car..  over or not?  Hahahahaha... ;p

PP/s : congrats to William for guessing the function of roo correctly.  William, pls email me at deardanny@yahoo.com :)

long grey.

I've been growing grey hair since my late 20's and it's getting worse when i'm in stress .. like now. I was so proud with my dark full hair when i was younger. And now, i can just patiently plucking my grey hair every time i look at the mirror.

But sometimes i thought maybe i should just enjoying having them. Maybe i can stop cutting my hair and let the grey hair grow. And in 10 years time, i'll tie them up ( ponytail style ) .. just like Karl Lagerfeld. Vogiu gitew. ;p

Do you have grey hair issue?

roo.

I only bought 1 ( ONE ) souvenir for myself from the Australia trip. It's a stuffed kangaroo made of leather. Not those typical kangaroo or koala plush toys that we normally see. It's simple and nice, just like me ( ;p ). Check out the simplicity of the details .. no eyes, no paws, etc.

Now, can anyone guess what is the actual function/ usage of this leather-roo? :)

I have something ( very little thing ;p ) from Australia for the1st person who got it right.
So, marilah mari...

p/s : those currently in the Aussieland no need to guess la ye? .. cos most likely you have already seen it in the stores. ;p

da bomb.

Yes yes.. i am referring to myself.
Not only i look malatopzz from the outside ( you may start puking now ;p ), i am also ready to explode anytime inside.

Been really short/hot tempered lately ( actually most of the time la, but lately became more serious ) maybe too stressed with the projects on hand. Am trying to be more patient with friends around me. But the bomb in me is just too hard to handle. To those who got bombed by me lately...

Buah langsat buah duku,
Rasanya manis enak sekali,
Jika terkena bom dan laserku,
Ampunkan diriku yang vogiu ini.

Are you a hot tempered person as well?

beautiful aussie experiences.

Not going to post long stories or vogiuly annoying pictures of mine ( padahal tak banyak ambik pun ) from the trip. Just a few things that i think worth sharing ...

If you are a person with low self esteem ( like me ;p ), you'll love Australia ( or at least Sydney ). Cos they  are super nice and friendly, and most of all .. honest.

Cashier at Woolworth : Do you need a plastic bag?
Me : Nope, it's ok.
Cashier : That's beautiful. ( i know she's not talking about how i look, but i don't care. i'll take the compliment ... my way ;p )

A stranger in the hotel lift not sure how to use the door card and button thing, so i helped him. Guess what he said? ( lol ;p )
Him : Oh Beautiful. Thanks mate. ( again, i'll take that compliment .. my way ;p )

One day kena say beautiful few times, how lah the self esteem won't shoot up the sky ler? ;p

Then met up with a beautiful blogger ~ Malimo, ( thought can meet LeoNut as well, didn't know that he is in Melbourne. so LeoNut, we meet next time la? insya allah ) a nice guy who smiled a lot and surprised that i was not as bitchy as in the blog ( 1st impression ;p ). The 2nd time we met he brought us out with his wheel ( to me it's a canggih car ). Suddenly felt like diriku begitu berharga. (;p) Got to know him a bit more. Nice knowing you Malimo. :)

Went to the MovieWorld in GoldCoast and did something that i thought i'll never do ~ rode 4 different  roller coaster in one shot. FYI, i'm a easily pening then vomit person. Naik 1 coaster pun boleh mampus type of person. But i did 4 that day, super proud of myself.
( Safety tips when riding a roller coaster : Try go on the coaster with kids ( preferably girls ), so that you can literally scream your lung out like a little girl and no one will know. LOL ;p )

Supposed to go for a hot air balloon ride, but got cancelled due to the and weather. Tapi takpe la.. i'm sure there will be such opportunity next time.

So, that's my report for the trip.
Sekian berita.
Majulah sukan untuk negara. ;p

back.

Glad to be home.
I'm so so tired, that i can't wait to molest my long separated bed. ;p
Will blog about the trip soon.
But just fyi ..
I SUDAH GEMUK GILER!!!!!!
Ta..
Zzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz

   

10 days

Am leaving the country tonight to join Australia Next Top Model : Ampang Invasion. Be back in 10 days, hopefully with good result. ( lol ;p )

Hope that i can get enough rest within these 10 days. Cos it will be war again when i come back.
Don't miss me too much, and keep visiting ya? :)

maybe i am.

" Hey Danny. What happened to you? You look sick. Are you sick? "

" Nope, not sick. I'm just tired. "

Been asked the same questions a few time these 2 days.. and i'm started to think that maybe .. i am sick. :(
Urgh! Can't wait for my holiday soon.

Take good care of yourself everyone. :)

Simon says...

I came back from the morning class and saw a few Malay kids ( primary school ) playing at the lobby. They are playing the " Simon Says " game, but in Malay version : " Cikgu Kata ". It's so nice to see them playing an authentic kids game, than playing with some iPhone of iPad.

While waiting for the lift, i watched them played...

" Cikgu Kata, lompat. " ( all jumped )

" Cikgu Kata, berdiri. " ( all stood up )

" Angkat tangan kiri. " ( nobody moves .. smart kids ;p )

" Cikgu Kata, pusing belakang. ( all turned back )

Ding~ 

My lift arrived, and i stepped in with another makcik. While the door closing, i heard ..

" Cikgu Kata ... pantat. "

I looked at that makcik and laughed. She didn't say anything.. just " Ish.. budak ni. " LOL ;p

What is your favorite game when you were a kid?
Mine are hide n seek, galah panjang, congkak, etc.

old V old.

Do you think that we should/must use a Hindi/Tamil song to do a Bollywood dance? Don't you think that it's too stereotype? Cos i did some shows with Bollywood choreos using pop songs and it's really nice. And there's surprise element in it.

I did a Bollywood choreography last week ( for 6 dance classes ). I think the members loved it, cos some of them asked me the name of the song after the class. Everything was ok until the 6th class when a che-che came to me and told me that the song does not suit the steps, and i should use Hindi songs ( she gave me some samples from Shah Rukh Khan, and bla bla bla ) cos other instructor used those songs to do Bollywood dance. I told her i have those songs. I just try not to use the same songs by other instructor so that we won't clash on the steps ( and also there won't be any comparison ~ not that i'm not confident with my steps ;p ). But most of all, i told her that i DIDN'T like those songs that she suggested. She got so offended and just walked away.

Why old people likes to give 'friendly suggestions' ( that you should follow wether you like it or not ;p )? And why they are so stubborn and refuse to listen to other people's thought?
I guess she didn't realize that i am ALSO an old people myself. LOL ;p

p/s : Happy Mother's Day you all :)

It's Monday again.
Have a great week ahead. :)

bzzz bzzz bzzzzzz.

Yes.. i've been bzzzzzing not stop these few days, like a vogiu bee  ..
Busy dealing with that demanding diva. Kept asking me to change the details.

The filming crew still filming kat bawah lagi. Really hard to sleep with them shouting and slapping and.. firing gunshot ( kelas gitu ) at 3am. Light sleeper like me mana boleh tahan? Really need more sleep. ;(

Also busy getting medicine for my headache and body ache ..
yelah..dah tua... memang kena pergi pharmacy more often. ;p

It's Friday again.
Enjoy the weekend everyone.
Will try to get more rest and things done, before going off for my holiday next week. :)

happenings.

Went for the meeting/ presentation yesterday and got the project. Yay! But this year is slightly more challenging that before, cos i need to work with another diva in the team. Sigh. :(
( Time to practice my patience )

The guy came to fix the Unifi at my home. And i got my 1st choice of the ID. But horr.. dunno which stupid fellow that reti baca, made a typo error.. So instead of dannygaga.. my ID now is ..
DANNUGAGA. Vomit blood!
( Bodoh kan? ;p )

Got a extremely scary dream last night. Nope, nothing to do with ghost. It was about how my family was abused and gone crazy! And guess who was the abuser? ... ME!!! Why? What's wrong with me? I actually woke up in the middle of the night and with tears. Cos it's to scary to see you make your loved ones suffer! :(
( My friend always said that i should go to see psychiatrist cos i'm crazy. And now i think i should. I want to be a happy person! )

enter frame.

I came back to my condo after the class. And i saw a bunch of people at the lobby. There's lightings, cameras, wiring all around. They were shooting!

OMG! OMG!
Peluang keemasan untuk enter frame. LOL ;p
I wanted to go to the mailroom pretending checking my mails, but ken a block by the crew. Ada ke patut? Dia orang ni buta ke apa? Tak nampak ke ni Ampang Next Top Model tengah nak buat surprise cameo untuk movie dia? ;p

By the by, i cuma talk talk only. Cos i am shy to masuk tv. One time i was suppose to be interviewed for a segment, but right after the director shouted action ... my face turned red. Buat malu aje. ;p

Are you camera shy?

sasul.

Before going in the studio, the members asked me what song are we going to dance. I wanted to say Justin Bieber, but my mind was thinking Justin Timberlake. So end up i told them :
" Live My Life, by Far East Movement featuring Justin Bieberlake. "
Oh malunya ;p

Then in the class, i told them ..
" 2 step to the right and add a body loll. "
And they laughed again.
" Aiya soli soli. My Cina suddenly came out. Body roll. Haha . ;p )

2 times within an hour. So the memalukan.
But horr, do you think if any of the member will that it's 'adorable' ler?
( syok sendiri ) Hi hi. ;p


Dah la air liuh mendrooling merata-rata. And now the mouth and mind tak sama channel. Definitely getting older liao. :(

Anyway, how's your Monday?

struggling.

I was chatting with a friend the other day. Half way the conversation, he started to hum and sing a song that is not familiar to me. But i tak bother to ask la. Then suddenly he asked :

" Eh, i wonder what happened to Shakira now? "

" Huh? "

" Shakira la. I just sang her song la, bodoh. "

" Huh? That was Shakira? ( suddenly remembered the lyrics ) Wow! You killed the song .. in a baaaaaaad way. I hardly recognize it when you don't follow the melody at all. You tone deaf issit? "

" You bitch! You are not very nice. "

" Of cos i'm not. I'm vogiu. Haha ;p "

Do you have this kind of friend around you?
How to tell a tone-challenged person that he/she is having that problem .. in a polite/ nice way?
( but must make sure he/she dapat the message wor ;p )

Going for an important meeting Tuesday. Hope can get the job. :))
Have a great week ahead. :)

p/s : watched SMASH just now and they did this Bollywood number and dance. super nice. am going to choreograph it for the class next week. try listen to it :)

maintain you.

I went to my clients company for a meeting and my client ( also my friend ) told me that they have a new male colleague that she would like me to meet. According to her, he is good looking and she is eyeing on him. But when i saw him... FAIL.
Why? Cos he got those pre-set kau-kau shinny hairstyle. Taufan datang rambut pun still maintain the shape. ;p

I once saw a guy in the changing room applying his hair products after shower. Mak oooiiiii.. macam nak bukak salon. At leads 5 items .. gel, spray, etc and it took him 20 mins to 'set' his hair. Really dunno how they have the patience to apply the stuff one by one. :(

How many type of products you put on your hair at once?

meanest.

I was at the changing room getting ready fro the class when i realized someone is bitch-staring at me. I look dup, it was the bitchy-faced ( but very friendly ) instructor. It's his style/ signature to bitch stare people. So i jokingly warned him ..

" Eh, you try bitch stare at me one more time, i sumpah your eyes turned juling ( cockeye ). See how you bitch stare anymore la. Huh. ;p "

" Ah haahaha.. that's so mean but so funny. I like.... "


Another story...
There's a girl in my group who always tell us that she knows lots and lots of people. Whenever we go, there will be someone that she'll say hello to. She's the Miss Congeniality / Friendship / Goodwill of our group. So another bitchy friend of mine trying to put a curse on her.

" I wish one day when she wakes up and go out, nobody will recognize and say hello to her. Sure she'll die. Hahahaha . "

Very mean, scary for her but so funny to imagine that. ;p

Now, with the very limited info about myself here, what do you think will be the meanest curse on me? Haha.. i know i know.. i'm asking doing a suicide mission here. ;p
Try to be creative but keep it clean ya.
( my sisters are following my blog. wink wink* )

Out of curiosity, can a cockeyed person do a bitch stare? 

No offense to anyone :)

not for me. please.

There's few words ( not necessarily bad ) that i don't like to be associate with me. I get very annoying when people describe me using those words. For example ..

cute
hello! i'm 35 this year and it's pathetic to be called cute at this age ... furthermore i certainly don't have anything animation-like on me or my face. :)

slim
choi!!! never ever say i look slim when you see me .. pantang lah.. cos i'll eat more when i think i got slimmer. :(

sexy
ok.. this one depends on when and who said it. i certainly think that i am fierce and sexy when i'm dancing. but if you tell me i'm sexy when i'm shopping ... i cannot accept la ;p

So what is the unacceptable word(s) to describe yourself?

( no offense to those who got labelled with those words )

front or back?

Something from my own observation.

Older people likes to express their feelings/ thoughts tanpa segan silu to others. Cos i think we 'younger people' likes to do that behind the back. (:P) This is what i saw from the che-che group in my class. If they don't like you dance style, they'll tell you right away. If they think you new hairstyle is not trendy enough ' for them', they'll tell you in right at your face.

You see, i never tell her that she's too old for high school girl fringe hairstyle, or her workout outfit with the 'color-blind' theme. I only share it with you guys here. Haha ;p

I went for a foot massage the other day when the fat uncle next to me fell asleep and started to snore. It was very loud and annoying but me and the messieurs juts kept quiet and let him sleep. Then came this auntie customer, and the first thing she said was :
" Wah... so loud! " ( in a very loud and clear tone ;p )
It was so funny that i have to cover my face with the cushion but my shoulder was shaking trying not to laugh out loud. ;p

Do you like to confront people when you feel something is not right ( to you )?
Or you'll just bitch about it behind their back with your friends?

As a vogiu bitch, i'm sure you know what's my style. LOL ;p

twisted.

I think older people ( including me ) likes to exaggerate when describing things. I was talking to a che-che member before the class. Then we started to talk about age.

Her : Aiya, you young people of cos can do fast steps la. I old already la.

Me : Young? ( process mengexagerate bermula .. ) No la. I'm almost 40 liao lo.. ( i'm 35 ;p )

Her : 40? I'm reaching 50 liao la.

Me : Wow .. Really?

Her : Haha . no la.. i got 4 more years to go before 50.

Then we continued talking about other stuffs. On my way back, while driving.. i suddenly thought of a scenario. What if lah kan .. i twist the conversation a bit .. like ..

Her : Aiya, you young people of cos can do fast steps la. I old already la.

Me : Young? ( process mengexagerate bermula .. ) No la. I'm almost 40 liao lo.. ( i'm 35 ;p )

Her : 40? I'm reaching 50 liao la. 

Me : Can see lor.

What do you think will happen huh?

Happy Labour Day everyone. :)

Tonite can go memburuh huh? lol ;p

call me ( gaga ) maybe.

Went to apply for Unifi for my house. The girl gave me the form to fill. Then she asked me the ' soalan cepu emas ' ..
" Apa ID you nak guna? Tolong bagi dua option ye. "

I was like, aiya... names again. I'm not very good in creating names ( that's why till now i have not register my company ;p ). Then i thought, what the heck? It's only for logging in ( not that i have to mention to my client, or anyone ), so dengan selambanyerr i wrote :

First Choice : DANNYGAGA

The girl saw it and laughed!!!
" Biar betul. "

I stared at her for 1 second and back to the form. Celaka punye betina! Makes me embarrass only. I actually wanted to use " THEBIGMOUTH " as my second choice, but i don't think i can take another embarrassment. So i wrote :

Second Choice : DAMOUTH ( as in The Mouth )

Now all i can do is praying that they give me my first choice, cos i think it's cool.
Say say one day you open your wifi and saw an iD by the name DANNYGAGA. Do you want to find out who is the person? ( syok sendiri ;p )

You have any unique / crazy IDs to share? :)

ask me first!

I was having dinner with friends when she received call from her friend :

" Oh, i'm now having dinner with friends. You should join us... "

And immediately she sensed a very strong and powerful bitch-stare from me. And she realized she did something wrong, by inviting stranger ( to me ) to our gathering/meeting. Cos she knows, i'll extremely uncomfortable with people who i met for first time and most likely end up keep quiet the whole night. Not that i'm cold or arrogant, but i just dunno how to socialize with strangers.

I got a few friends who always check on the guest list before decided to join the gathering/dinner. If there's new name, then most likely you won't see us there. ;p

Do you like to have surprise guests/ strangers in your gathering/ party?

One more thing that my friends will ask me first before doing anything .. buying me presents.
Cos i received complaints from friends every Christmas that i am extremely hard to shop for. ;p

water.

I am a light sleeper. A very small noise will wake me up. But i love to sleep listening to the sound of pouring rain. Not sure why, but it's very calming to me. On the hand, i totally hate sleeping with the sound of running water in the drain/pipe or water dripping from the tap.

Both same same water ( rain and from the pipe ), but why i only can accept one of them?
Strange kan? ;p

Can you sleep with noise?
Or you prefer to sleep with a certain noise only?

Anyone know when i can get those sound/noise machine with different sound ( like those we see in the movies )? Interested to get one and try the effect. :)

laughter's the best medicine?

I was having dinner at a cafe in Jaya 33. It was a quiet evening. The cafe was so peaceful with only a few customers. But i all ended when this group ( only 3 ) of map dating came in!

Ya allah! Pilih tempat duduk pun kena 5 minit. Dah settle down, then ordered food. And the nightmare begun...
They talked and talked and talked ... so loud. But worst of all, is their laugh after the talk. Very annoying.. like a bunch of TURKEY only.. Gobble gobble .. crockokok ( how to describe turkey's noise huh? ) I quickly finished my noodle and walked out from that 'farm'.

I was once scolded by my secondary teacher for laughing too loud .. with a rather high pitch ( if you know what i mean ;p ) So now i have to control the volume and tune when i laugh ;p

How do you describe your laugh? Crazy? Demure? Divaish?
Do you have a signature style?

you are what you watch.

Sometimes i feel a bit sorry to the staffs at my usual dvd shop. Cos every time i go to the shop, they'll try to sell me the latest movies, and most of them are action movie. Padahal, i sikit pun not interested in actions. My list very simple niarr... no action, no thriller/horror and no sic-fi. My philosophy is very simple. I just want to watch the movie without using my brain. Action makes me kan-cheong, thriller/horror lagi kan-cheong and sic-fi ... just too complicated for me to think. ;p

Therefore i usually go for comedies and dramas. But if there's dance or fashion element in the movie, then i'll definitely get it, even fashion in horror. lol ;p
If 'you are what you watch' .. then i'll be a dramatic person with lots of sense of humor. :)

What is your favorite movie / drama genres?

p/s : i really like Thai's drama/ comedy. not that i understand what the say.. but the way they present it is very nice and comfortable to watch. :)

not that vogiu after all.

There's a super diva member ( Chinese ) in the gym who sometimes join my class. He always come in with branded stuff ( even his water bottle ;p ) and acted all diva like so the atas. Never social with any other members, just do whatever he needed to do and then go back ( ehh! ... sounds so like me lol ;p ).

As a friendly and caring ( ;p ) diva, i always wanted to talk to him. Saje nak check his background. So one day, i saw him in the at the changing room before the class. As a 'friendly' diva, i asked him ..
" Hi .. joing class today? "

Then dengan vogiunyerr ( tapi tak sevogiu i ;p ), he turned to me and said ..
" No larrr.. very laychee ( lazy ) la, no enerchee ( energy ) today. Just run on the mesin ( machine ) only. "

Me ..
" Okay. See you in the class next time. "

I smiled to him and walked away. Ceh!! Diva kampung rupanyerrr. ;p
( yes ! i am a shallow person ;p )

I was once commented by a member that my English have a Penang Hokkian slang / accent ( padahal i'm Klang Hakka ;p ). Do you have any special slang / accent when you speak English?

comparing notes.

I was having lunch with my friend at Canton-I ( Mid Valley ) on Friday. I went in to get a table first, cos he was late. While waiting for him and browsing the menu, i got nothing to do ... so just pasang telinga je la. ;p

There's a table of 5 young adult behind me and they were busy comparing things like ..
" Eh.. u got this app boh? very cool one la . See? See? ... "
" How much you bought that LV ahh? Cos my friend iso have and she can get cheaper on overseas lerrr .. "

Okay .. gadgets and branded stuffs ~ not interested. Then i switched channel to the 2 chinese aunties sitting next me. And they were also comparing ..
" You not got eat medicine or not? How many type you take huh? .. "
" Your son got girlfriend or not? My son everyday go out with different girl.. haih ... "

Hmm.. health and family ~ very suitable for their discussion. But the best thing is when they comparing sick and dead people ..
" Eh.. i heard Susan's husband got cancer lerrr.. lung cancer worrr.. "
" Yalo yalo... i heard from Kim. Cos apparently my brother in law oso have. They met at the hospital. That's how i know. "
" Ehh? What happened to that old lady selling eggs in the our old pasar huh?"
" Which one? Nehh.. that very skinny one, husband always come to help one ahh.. "
" Ohh that one.. DIE LIAO LA! .. "
( Leave it to the aunties to create dramatic scene. ;p )

So, what you notes do you guys compare whenever meeting up with friends?
Salary? Branded stuffs? Lovers? Sex life? ...;p

It's going to be Monday again. Have a great week ahead everyone :)

the fat one.

Ever noticed that in those movies or dramas about the life in school/ college/ uni, normally there will be a fat ( or more heavy weight ) one in the group of friends. And he/she is normally the fun provider.

Do you have them in your gang back in your school days?

Or you are actually ... the FAT one? ;p

( Entri ini hanyalah untuk membuang masa semata-mata. Tiada niat untuk mengungkit rasa kurang sedap hati kepada mereka yang gemuk, yang pernah gemuk, yang sedang mengemuk/menyah-gemuk, yang kurus mengadu gemuk, dan yang gemuk tak mengaku gemuk. ;p )

I had a taste of a full-time instructor's daily routine ( i.e. conducting an average of 5 classes per day ) on Wednesday.
Consequences :
I don't want to get down from my bed on Thursday. I was too tired to move my body, even to go to toilet. ;p Can't wait for the weekend. Hopefully can rest.

Have a great weekend everyone. :)

what makes you beautiful.

Inspired by the hit song " What makes you beautiful " by the now super popular boy group ~ One Direction ( OMG.. i am super outdated, cos i can't recognize anyone of them lol ;p )

So "what makes me beautiful"?
I have to say that it's my unusual sense of humor. I know i am bitchy and got a super big mouth. But i'll make sure that every time i laser people, i'll add in a bit of humorous in it. So that they will suffer and enjoy it at the same time. My ex colleague once told me, she likes to be lasered by me. Cos it's not as harmful as the other diva in my department. ;p

Please help me to know you guys more.
" What makes you beautiful "?
( just need to pick one quality of yourself .. tak yah nak mengada-ngada bagi sampai berlambak ;p )
( also, i'm referring to inner quality only... if u say your beautiful eyes or pretty face, i'll pour acid at you very soon ;p )

transformación.

I went a haircut last week. The shampoo boy by the name Simon came to shampoo my hair while waiting for my stylist. Everything was ok until he ask me wether the pressure is ok. Apparently, that young shampoo boy is a girl ( tomboy ). She got a very convincing boyish look.

I got a friend who did some drag photoshoot. According to him, he looked like Kris Dayanti after all the makeups and hairdo. Tapi sampan sekarang, tak tunjuk-tunjuk gam bar lagi. ;p

Do you think you ( male / female ) will look nice if you drag ( as a female / male )?
I no need to think also know the answer.
With my square face, thick brow and big mouth, i'll be the literally 'drop dead' vogiu .. muka peach rumah, boleh mampos!!! lol ;p ...

Can you imagine a 'woman' like this called ... HEAVEN? lol ;p

( Post ini hanyalah untuk membuang masa. Tiada niat untuk menimbulkan sebarang rasa kurang senang hati pada mereka yang inigin, telah atau sedang mentransformasi. ;p )

apa pandang-pandang?

Why some people can stare at other people tanpa segan silu huh? Don't they know that it is rude to stare at others like that? I was stared, and i felt super uncomfortable, mainly becoz the starer ( got such word? ;p ) was not someone of my taste ( lol ;p ). If not, lain cerita la... pandanglah sepuas-puas nye.. i bole pose different angle lagi .. hahaha :)

Normally by the end of my dance class, i'll gatal-gatal to ask the member to turn back and dance facing the door ( where normally people from outside will stop and stare ). Saje, nak buat free show gitew ;p

And i shared with them a small tips :
Don't be afraid or shy with those people staring at you. What you have to do is just stare back at them. Trust me, they'll feel more uncomfortable than you guys. Cos at least you are moving, but they just stood they for you to stare. LOL :)

Do you agree with my 'philosophy' ?

le package.

Me and my friend, both 35 years old.
I look like my age but i have younger mind and attitude.
He looks early 20's ( still can pass for college big look ) but thinks like an uncle.

Given a choice, which package you want ... for yourself?
I have to admit that i am shallow, cos i think younger look might be a better choice. ;p

Last week was quite tiring. Hopefully the coming one will be better.
Have a great week ahead everyone. :)

pssst..

I was walking to the carpark after the class. There were 2 auntie member ( not my member ) a few steps away behind me. I heard them talking ..

A : Eh.. is that the dance instructor just now?

B : I think so la.. Danny or Kenny maa..

A : You saw how he shake the hip or not? So hiao. Beh than la..

B : Ya lorr ya lorr.. hehehehe ...

Why people like to talk behind others? Like literally behind others? 

I so want to turn back and say thank you to them ;p

Just realized that it's Friday the 13th today.

Anything interesting happened to you?

Enjoy the weekend everyone. :)

chicken OR rice?

How do you define a good chicken rice? By how fragrance is the rice or how juicy is the chicken? For me ..

#3 .. chicken ( i only take roasted chicken, don't like steamed ones )

#2 .. rice ( i think this is quite important )

#1 .. the chili sauce

Yes, to me , the chili sauce is the main element for a good chicken rice. I can eat the whole plate of rice just with the chili, with or without chicken. :)

Same thing for nasi lemak. I don't care how creamy your rice is, or how good is your rendang or curry, but if you sambal is not up to my taste, the .. FAIL!

So, chicken or rice for you?

i'm really really sorry :(

I came back from the class and saw a lady ( who usually feeds the cats at the parking area ) playing with the cats next to my parking lot. She smiled to me and said ...

Her : You park kat sini kan? Tadi bila you keluar you terlanggar seekor anak kucing. I dah bersihkan and tanam kat luar.

Me : Huh!!!??? ( i was so shocked and speechless and start sweating... )

I think she saw my reaction and tried to console me.
Her : Takpe. You bukan sengaja kan? You pun tak tau...

And right after that, she turned to the cat and said :
" Takpe la sayang. Anak sudah tak de. "

Now i am not sure if she's trying to make me feel better or worse.
On top of that, the mommy cat was looking and meowing at me.
I feel so sorry for her . :(

RIP kitty.

p/s : down with the flu. :(

demanding & high maintenance.

1 more week...
3 more days...
Tomorrow...

That's me, counting down the days for the next hair cut. Yay. :)

I have a very demanding and difficult to maintain, and i'm obsessed with short hair. Once my hair at the side touches my ears, i'll start to feel uncomfortable until the day they got trimmed. And my hairstylist is used to see me ... every 3 ( max. 4 weeks ).

How often do you cut your hair?

Going to cut my hair tomorrow or Thursday. Can't wait!

fast n slow.

Why some people ( me ) always walk very fast, with or without them knowing it?
- i got short legs, so every step is smaller and i have to make it up to those who take bigger step while walking... frequent asked question : You are in a hurry .. meh?

Why some people can only walk in super slow motion?
- they normally tend drag their shoes and take their own sweet time when walking ... frequent asked question : Tsk.. can walk faster or not?

Why some slow walker tend to fall when they try to walk faster?
- i just don't understand why they can lose balance or concentration when try to walk faster.

Are you a fast or slow walker .. in general?

Jolyn : The Big Mouth !?

I was doing replacement class for Jolyn the other day. So, before the class, i announced to the class ..

" Hi everyone. welcome to MTV dance. I'm Danny. I'm replacing Jolyn for today. "

Then out of sudden, a makcik ( i think she's a first timer ) said ..

" Huh!? Kat schedule tulis Jolyn. You bukan Jolyn ke? "

I looked at her and said ..

" Haha, no. Jolyn is a girl. I'm Danny "
( in my heart : akak ni biar betul? ada ke muka vogiu cam i ni bernama Jolyn? ;p )


You know, my sister ( Lady Gaga, just in case you are new here or still dunno about it.  lol ;p ) have a name for her alter ego - Jo Calderone. I also want to give a name to my own alter ego, maybe something more latinish or eastern European ... sound more sexy and grrrr. lol ;p

Any suggestions for me huh?
Ana Guilliana?
Eva Czecholslovakia?
Coco Beechee-mania? ;p

What will you name your alter ego then?

Share-share a bit :)

Happy Saturday !

hari ini dalam sejarah.

While the Christians celebrate Good Friday today, i celebrated my MALUest day.

I danced for 5 hours today. After the class, i was so tired and thirsty. So i went to Chatime to get a drink. I was standing at the counter looking at the menu ...

" Tiba-tiba, tanpa disedari, setitik air liuhku meleleh keluar dari bibirku yang tebal lagi juicy itu dan menitis di atas menu. OH TIDAK!!!!! " I was literally ' drooling' at the menu!

Not sure if the young boy at counter saw it or not, but i was trying so hard to control myself from blushing. If this is the early sign of me getting old and nyanyuk, what's next? Terkencing dalam seluar, while dancing? Ish... takutnyerrr....

Have a great weekend everyone! ( while i try to recover from my embarrassment ;p )

the longest week.

I'm going to break my own record this week. My average sweating hours ( time in the studio ) as of last week is 9 hours per week. And for this week, with all the 'doors' ( which i absolutely grateful for ), replacements and trainings, i am going to spend 15 hours in the studio. 15!!!

I am so exhausted when i reach home every night. And when i thought that i will fall asleep immediately, BOOMZZZ ... insomnia happened. Imagine a tired body with a restless mind. Maybe my body and mind is still adjusting to the new routine.

I'm not complaining, i'm just tired. ;p

What is your average working out/ exercise/ sweating hours per week?

p/s : i'm having running nose as i'm writing this post. :(
       hopefully will be fine tomorrow.

run Big Mouth, run.

I was working at 1U yesterday. Since i finished my work early, and i still have a couple of hours to kill before my class, i went for a movie ~ The Hunger Games.

Half way watching the movie, my handphone slipped out from my pocket and dropped on the floor. OMG! It was so dark and i can hardly see anything on the floor. Luckily nobody sitting next to me. So i started to molest the carpeted floor by raba-ing every inch of it. Can't find. Then i widen the raba zone and found it under s few seats to my left. Thank God.

After the movie, went down to get something to munch before going for the class. Then only i realized that my wallet was not in my pocket. Immediately i ran like nobody's business from lower ground to 4th floor. And i think i accidentally her-pushed a couple standing side by side on the escalator ( or maybe they memang patut dipushed? ;p )

I went to the entrance and told the guy .. " My .. my.. my wallet ... in .. inside.. "
He nodded and let me in. I rushed to the hall and saw the cleaner was vacuuming the floor. I told him about my wallet and went to my seat. SHIT! It's not there. We kept searching up and down but can't find it. Then this "angel from Bangladesh" said something that i never thought i would be so happy to hear it  .. " sini ada "
There, my wallet, stuck in between the seat! I was so happy and relieved. I thanked him and tipped him for his help and honesty ( cos he can just pretend can't see anything and take it after i'm gone ).
Syukur alhamdullilah.

When was the last time you ran so fast as if you were running for the Olympics?

good bye.

It's the 2nd day of 2nd quarter of 2012. I am starting to believe that everything is going to be better from now on.

I bid farewell to one of my class due to some reasons / excuses (:P).  It was kinda sad at the beginning, cos that was one of my earliest class since i became an instructor and it's been more than 4 years with the members. But the sadness didn't last long cos guess what? Right after i told he management on my decision to drop the class, i received calls .. and were offer 4 NEW CLASSES somewhere else ( at a much better rate and nearer to my place too!! syukur alhamdullilah )

All the while, i believe that ..
" Sometimes, letting go not necessarily is a bad/sad things to do. ( work, relation, etc. ) "
And i'm happy, i'm kinda right again. :)

Anyone starting a new journey this month?

15 years

Received a sms from a friend who is currently teaching in a college.

Her : Oooi.. i found a guy who looks exactly like you la. He is 20 years old. He likes to dance. His fashion style is same as you and he is also got a very laser mouth. Just like you. ;p

Me : Really? Send me his pic please. Let me see.

( 5 mins later, i received her mms of that guys pic )

Me : Damnnnnnn!!!! I have to say, i totally agree with you la. He does look like me.. i mean the young me. Scary.....

You know, it's quite normal when people told you that you look like somebody. But when you yourself admitted that, it's a big deal...

Then i thought of this crazy idea/ prank. What if i ask her to go to that guy, show him my picture and say :

" Hey, you really look like one of my friend. Here's his pic. Just wanted to give you a preview on how you'll look like .. in 15 years. Enjoy. ;p " LOL. Giller kan? ;p

What will you do if someone came to you and said the same thing?

It's officially the beginning of the 2nd quarter of the year! Are things going accordingly to your annual plan so far?