one down.

Went for a meeting/ presentation for my new/potential client this morning. This might be one of the most important presentation that might affected my career in the future. I've been doing the preparations for weeks. Surprisingly i slept very well last night. :)

Everything went smoothly. I was calm and confident while presenting. They like my ideas. So now i'll have to come out with a proper proposal for them to submit to Paris ( the principle ) for approval. And if everything goes well, i'll be the happiest person in the world. :))

One down, one more to go.
Must add oil! :)

How's your week so far?

5.1

Nothing much to write about.

Just to mark a new day of a new year of me blogging ( bitching ) here.
To those who read, visited, supported, commented and criticized .. THANK YOU.
And for those who don't think that this blog will last for more than 3 years .. go back eat yourself la.. LOL ;p

Salam vogiu.

Danny : The BIG Mouth ~ celebrating 5 years of excellence in bitching and time wasting.

we are never ever doing that together.

Just curious ...

Say you are in a hotel room. Suddenly, you feel the urge to go toilet ( for #2 ). But the problem is, there's someone ( family member, close friend, other half, etc. ) is showering in the bathroom. You knocked the door and told him/her. He/she said " Just come in and use the toilet, i don't mind. " And he/she refused to get out from the shower for a moment while you closing the deal.

Can you?
Can you do that?
You can control your pose, you might able to control the noise, but you definitely cannot control the smell. ( or can you? ;p )
So, can you?

I CAN'T.

look at me ( not) .

Was preparing to go out for my class when a friend called. Talked for a while then hung up. Got all my stuff and went out. Dropped by management office to pay maintenance fees. Stopped by to buy some keropok lekor ( must eat something before class ).

Reached gym, checked in. Hmm.. is it me or i'm getting quite an attention today? ( syok sendiri ;p )

Once i stepped in the locker room, OH MY GOD! I saw myself in the mirror. No wonder people ( from office, from the keropok stall, from carpark and the receptionist ) stared at me one kind.

Can you imagine a self-claimed vogiu person, walking by with full confident in every step, well coordinated clothes fro head to toe, but with a messy kembang-setaman hairstyle? Yes, i forgot to style my hair ( cos answering call ) before going out!! 1st time in my life doing that ( ever since i earned my vogiu status ;p ) Malu nye!!!!!!!

Can you go out without styling your hair?

let's fake it.

I was listening to the radio just now when a girl called in the station and won 4 tickets to a movie. And her reaction was ..

" Oh my God! Are you serious? Thank you... thank you very much!!! Yaaay! I love u guys.....Oh my God.... hehehehe "

Don't you think it's a bit over for .... 4 movie tickets?

But sometimes i think they were encouraged ( forced ) to react like that. Cos i encountered the same thing once. I called in, answered the question correctly and won 2 concert tickets for Kylie Minogue !  ( the whole process was pre-recorded while they were playing the songs ). But at the end of the call, the DJ told me that there's one problem ... I SOUNDED NOT EXCITED ENOUGH!! And i was told to redo the whole thing... with more excitement!

FYI, i am a ( pretend ) vogiu 24/7 person, you won't see me screaming or giggling like little girl when i'm excited. But ....  demi my Goddess Kylie yang tercinta .. i agreed. I ended up talking in a few note higher with some heavy breathing ( macamlah super the kancheong ). But i still ended it with a super calm " Thank you guys". ;p

What is/are the symptom(s) when you are excited?
I know mine .. i'll start to sweat ... non stop ( when i'm excited and nervous )
So the tak vogiu kan? ;p

one wish.

I was in the lift with 5 other people. Then came 2 young lady from Tanah Besar, standing right in front of me. Dah lah their loud voice super annoying, but what is more annoying is one of them kept flipping her hair ( so the mengada-ngada ) while talking...loudly. Imagine a bunch of thick and wavy hair flipping left and right in front of your face!. I was so angry but suddenly i thought of something crazy that i have to hold myself from laughing. ( Imagine laughings seorang diri... ;p )

"IF" .. given a wish ( at that moment ) .. i will..

" Apply a lot of Gatsby-super-hard-heavy-duty-gel on the girl's hair.. see how she flip. :p "

What will you ( in that scenario ) do if you can have a wish ( that you don't have to be responsible )?

saja.

Accidentally found this clip and made my day ( actually made my stomach hurt from laughing too hard ). I think this is the biggest DIVA-OFF of the music history.

Love Mariah Carey in it. And also Christina Aguilera and Rihanna, the 'pecahness ' in their voice is just fabulous.
Happy weekend everyone.



Who is your favorite character ( besides Tiger Boy ) in the clip? :)

not easy.

I always face the same problem when asking members to give me some kind of expression, especially for the Latin class..

" Look at yourself at the mirror. Flirt with yourself. Feel sexy.... "

And most of the time, i get more seksa then sexy. I think no everybody have the 'sexy mode' huh? Asking them to be sexy is like asking me to be sophisticated .. sorry.. can't do lo. ;p

Do you have the so called sexy mode in you?

What other ways can i suggest to them so that they will feel and give me sexy when dancing?

pretentious much?

I got a tex from my friend the other day ...

" Please change your profile pic for your whatsapp. So pretentious. "

I was like .. " Huh? "

" Crazy guy doing silly/ funny face - expected. Food lovers put food pics as profile - understandable. You are a bitch. Don't pretend friendly by putting a pic of you smiling like all-so-friendly-and-approachable to the camera . That's so not you. Hahaha. "

Is your profile picture matches you actual personality ( the real you )?

Got that friendly meh?

cibang...

I was buying nasi lemak from the makcik. Half way packing, she looked under the table and said ..

" Ha.. cibang dah balik? Dah makan? Cibang ni comel la. "

Out of curiosity, i looked under the table and saw a cat. Ya Allah. Who name their pet CIBANG? Got no other better name meh?

But hor, when we were young, my sister named our 3 puppies :
" Dog-dog, Bird-bird and Cat-cat. " Then the neighbor's kid always come to our house, stared at the puppies and called... Cat-cat.... The mother so stress. Takut the anak otak tak betul.
Sampat or not? ;p

Any weird pet name for a good laugh?

actually.

I was waiting for my class outside the studio when i saw a staff walking in with a young fashionable lady, giving her a tour of the club. I was staring at her from the moment she came in till she walked out. I didn't know that one of my member ( a Malay kakak ) saw the whole scene. She came to me and said..

" Danny, buat apa? Tengok leng lui ah? Haha. "

I didn't say anything and laughed with her.

Actually i was staring at the handbag and belt of that girl. LOL ;p

Enjoy the weekend . :)

my B moment.

My friend asked if i want to try a supplement that she is using. Cos she said it's good for eye-sight improvement as wells to make the eyes more lively ( 有神, like not dead fish eye ;p ).

And i replied... really? Cos i thought the only thing/way to improve the liveliness in the eyes is ...

mascara & eye-liner.

Aaah... sometimes, a vogiu person like me also will have some bimbo-moment hor? ;p
Anybody had any bimbo moment lately?

Happy Thursday everyone. :)

psssst .. dun tell anyone, but i think i'm starting to have short-sight ( 老花 )

all about the timing.

When i make appointment, i like to state the exact timing ( ex. 10.30am or 4.15pm ). And i normally will be there on time.

But some of my friends have other way of telling the time ... ISH. Yup.. ish.
Let's meet at 10ish... or 5.30ish...
To me, the 'ish' thing is just like a safety net or backup excuse for them to be .. not-on-time ( which i totally hate ).

Do you state the exact timing when making appointments... or you are a, ish person yourself?

# side note :
I was ironing my clothes today and heard this song played on the radio. And it totally hit me and crushed me down. I think it arrived at a perfect timing, so that i can release some tensions after so long and gain some strength to be strong again...

hot.

It's been super hot these few days. Do i decided to take my car to wash. Cos based on previous experiences, it will rain ( 99% success rate ) almost immediately after i washed my car. But guess what? IT'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE!!!! :(

Dear God,
Please bless us with a cooler days, and just leave all the HOTness to me. Kamsia. :)

captain ayam.

There's an radio commercial for TM about a man dreamt of talking horse. Guess what? I had the similar dream few night ago.

I was trapped in a reban ayam ( so the tak vogiu kan? ;p ) ( and btw, if you dunno, i paling takut ayam among all the animals ). It was locked. I ran and ran and felt down. Then came tho stupid huge ayam standing next to me shouting ..

" Captain..... captain.... "

And i woke up sweating all over. :(

Apakah udang ( mesej ) di sebalik batu ( mimpi ) itu?

BTW, binatang apakah yang paling u takut?

acceptable

Been getting texts and calls in odd hours lately.
What is the acceptable time frame to call/text/whatsapp other people ( non-emergency case )?
Why some people like to do that early in the morning 5am just becoz the wake up early?
Or some still doing that even if it's 3am cos they can't sleep?
I think anytime between 12am to 8am considered rude.
Cos i normally will stop after 11.30pm or wait till after 10am then only start to call/text people.

What about you?

call me maybe.

Were out with the girls for lunch yesterday. Then we saw some gorgeous people a few tables away. We started to stare, gossip and make jokes on them. Then we ( i think 'i' ) joke something ( lame ) like sending a glass of drinks attached with name card ( you know, those lame pick up tricks ;p )?

And we started to talk about sending/receiving name cards from strangers. I know my friend once received a name card from his admirer on his car wiper. Me too, saw a stranger's name card in my locker after the class. Happy nye. ;p Then i checked other lockers. All got the same name card .. from an insurance agent.

And the funniest thing is, my friend gave out her name card on a stranger's car wiper .. cos she accidentally banged his/her car. Hahahaahahahahahaha .

So, you ever received or secretly gave out name card to strangers ( someone you admire )?

我 count 了, 你 count 了吗 ?

Yeah .. it's the 15th and final day for CNY celebration. There won't be anymore angpau from tomorrow onwards for this year ( unless you are getting married or kena pecah dara or something ... hahahha ;p )

So, the big question.. have you counted your 'bonus' this year?
I have, and i'm very happy and satisfied with it. Cos i think it is slightly more than last year. Yay!! :)

Last but not least, Gong Xi Fa Cai and all dreams come true everyone :)
( for the last time for the year of Water Snake )

now you see it.

Do you know that there's not only gym bunnies, fitness crazies, health conscious people as well as 'cruisers' in the gym, but there's a lot of unidentified MAGICIAN too. They always perform their magic trick when nobody is watching.

Last year, a magician ( is till dunno who ) made my bag disappeared in my locker together with my car key in it ( luckily i carried my wallet and handphone out to the studio with me ). Of cos the padlock was cut. I was so panicked that i ran to the parking lot just to confirm that my car is still there.

And the best thing is, my bag magically reappeared in one of the locker 2 days later, with everything in it, except my watch. Thank God.

Yesterday, one of my member got the private show again. His wallet and 2-week-old iPhone 5 was missing from his bag. Bag, car key and other stuff were still in the bag. And this time, i think the magician is of a higher level one. Cos the padlock on the locker was still in good condition. Meaning the stuffs got missing without opening the locker?

To all gym goers, please do not trust 100% your canggih chunky padlock or even the high tech security system in the locker room. If possible, please have your valuable with you at all times. It's a bit mafan, but it will save you from running in and out of the locker room like headless chicken. Trust me, it's not vogiu at all. :)

cold feet.

Got a call from an ex colleague on Tuesday. Her company is looking for a freelance VM, and she's wondering if i am interested. I thought it's a good offer and good way to branch out. I told her that i would like to try. So we set an appointment ( interview ) with her and the boss tomorrow morning.

If i succeed, this will be the biggest, vogiuest and most luxurious client ( brand ) ever. And the job is quite challenging. It's been a while since i had my last interview. Also i'm worried if the job is too big for me to handle. Can i pull it off?

Am having serious cold feet now.... :(

Don't think i will sleep well tonight. Praying hard for everything to go smoothly tomorrow... :)

name.

Not everyone is happy with their name ( actual Chinese name i mean ;p ).

Some have funny name .. ( no offense if that's your actual name ;p )
Tan Chin Chai
Ching Ping Pong
Pan Choon Tai (this is my friend's ex classmate ;p )
etc...

And some have the same name as famous celebrities .. ( again, no offense if that's your actual name ;p )
Chai Yi Leng
Kok Fu Seng
Zhang Chee Wei ( my friend's name ;p )
etc

UNFORTUNATELY, i shared my name ( but i got it first, cos i'm older than him lol ;p ) with a super famous actor from China, and it's kinda childish ( at least for us in Malaysia )

Are you happy with your name?

I used to be very embarrassed with my Chinese name. But now i think i'm ok and proud with it. But i only use it in my hometown. In KL, i'm still Danny.....lol ;p

boomz.

Was stuck in the jam on the way to my class in Seri Kembangan just now. When i reached the place, parked my car and ran to the gym. I still got 25 minutes to set up and prepare myself.

I saw people gathered at the entrance of the gym. And the owner and the staffs were all at the reception counter.  Aiya! Got lion dance. So i have to wait beside the entrance to wait for it to finish. Punyalah panjang the performance.. took a bout 20 minutes including kopek orange, kopek pomelo, kopek sayer.. and last but not least.. baker mercun!

Everyone was so happy and busy taking pictures of the lion dance. I think i'm the only one who wanted it to finish asap... cos I NEED TO PEE. Dah tahan all the way from the jam!!! Once the lion dancers put flipped up the lion thing, i ran upstairs and ... aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh .. leganya .

BTW, this is my 1st lion dance for this CNY. Is it me or is it true that this year memang tak banyak singa berkeliaran?

p/s : i was hit ( 弹到 ) by the firecracker... this year i sure boomz one ( borrow word from tuls ;p )

i listen.

One of my gym member approached me after the class asking if i want to earn side income.. doing some marketing things. She said it's super easy. I just need to gather my friends and someone will do the talking for me.

I don't think i'll do it. Cos i only have a few very precious close friends ( with the fact that i am an anti-social ;p ), i don't want to jeopardize our friendships.

Speaking of close friend, what kind of friend are you?

The one who always listen ( aka the listener ) ?
The one who always with juicy gossips ( aka CNN ) ?
The one who always available to hang out ( aka the " hello-mamak-now" ) ?
The one who ... dan sebagai nya..

Cos my friends like to share their story/problem with me. I think i'm a good listener, and i know what to say at the right moment to make them few better. :)

p/s: Happy 拜天公 :)

V day

Perginya January, datang February, ( 废话 )

Some people happy, some duduk menyepi,

With of without valentine lain story,

Asalkan diri vogiu setiap hari.

It's the day of the year again.
Wishing everyone a Happy Vogiu Day. :)

Cheers.

believe it or not?

I lost weight during CNY.
Maybe because i didn't really attracted to those CNY cookies kot?
What about you?

tahan aje la.....

I'm still trying to hold on to it maybe till end of the week. I wonder how people can tahan opening it after Chap Goh Meh.. or 1 of my friend never open his angpaus.. till the next year!

How many of you already counted the amount of money you get from your angpaus?

Ada puas?

过年。

Wishing everyone 

心想事成

心想事成

心想事成, 再事成！

I'll be celebrating CNY in Klang. 

See you all in few days time. :)

Huaaat ahhhhhhh!

收工。

Today is my last working day before CNY. Finished most of the thing that needed to be down before CNY. Kemas rumah, beli bajus, prepare snacks/cookies, angpaus, etc.

The ONLY important thing to do now :
To coordinate my baju-baju raya .... cos i bought all separately and now having some issues matching the tops and the bottoms and the shoes ( for eve, 1st n 2nd day ). Trying to tone down a bit the look, just in case it's too loud for some people. ;p

What is your look/coordination for the 1st day? ( just state the color will do )
Mine is blue + camel casual look.

Wishing everyone DREAMS COME TRUE 心想事成

dear.

I don't understand why every time i tell people my email address, their comments are more or less the same ...

" Wahh, so sweet ah? Your darling register for you one issit? "

Cos when i set up the account, my idea of, " dear danny" is like an opening of a letter..

" Dear Danny,
  I got a crush on ....  ( something like that ) "

So it's easier for them ( friends & clients ) to remember when they need to send something to me.

Cos to me, " dear danny " is like a greeting, where " danny dear " is a sweet calling/ nickname for someone you like.
Agree?

happy day.

I was talking to the taxi driver today ( cos i sent my car for service ), and the driver kept calling me 'adik'. I think he is about my age ( late 30's ). Got a bit happy la.

Then...
A member came to me after the class :

Her : Danny, u ni umur berapa?

Me : I? Tahun ni 36.

Her : 36!!!!!!!! ( she shouted.. takde over acting punye ;p )
        I ingat u 27 28 aje.

Me : Haha.. that was 8 years ago la.. ( dalam hati, gembira tak terhingga ;p )

Ever since i got my hair cut ( for CNY ), i feel younger and more confident. And it'c also quite nice when i dance ( how the hair flip la...hahahahah )
Semua dah potong rambut?

( of cos mine is the shorter version ;p )

a gift.

Got 2 interesting dreams over the weekend ..

Dream #1
You swallow a 'pill', then you can fly
( can't really remember the details, just remembered the flying thing ;p )

Dream #2
You plant 'something' in your garden, and it will keep growing
( for example : you 'plant' a pair of shoes, and you'll keep 'plucking' new pair of shoes of different designs from your garden every other day )
( but in my dream, i planted lightbulbs and fork & spoon... bodohkan? ;p )

So which one you prefer, as a gift sempena CNY?

let's hang.

Can anyone tell me why people like to go watch movie at cinema when they go for gathering ( especially during CNYs )?

Cos to me, when i'm meeting my friends, i prefer to go for places where we can sit down comfortably, eat/drink and chat for hours. Not a cinema where we have to sit side by side in a row and keep quiet for whole 2 hours! ;p

Actually horrrrrr... i used to like hanging in cinemas when i was young. Do your think it's becos of the age? lol ;p

umbrella.. ella .. ella..

I saw 2 different couple at 2 different junction doing 1 same thing : walking with umbrella and the girl is holding the umbrella, instead of the guy.

And the funny thing is ( for both couple ), the girl is much shorter than the guy. So the guy's head is covered by / hiding inside the umbrella. Why? Isn't it mush comfortable for both if the guy is holding the umbrella. He can walk comfortably and show hie caring for the guy. Or is it tak macho for a guy to hold an umbrella?

Are you an umbrella person?
I only use umbrella when it's raining, big hot sunny day .... don't think so.

But horr, i totally salute those who can hold an umbrella while rising on the motorcycle at the same time. LOL. ;p

dejavu.

I kept having the same dream over and over again ( maybe like once every 2 months ... )

I was preparing for my class in the studio. Suddenly so many people came in. I was overwhelmed by the attendance. Then when i'm about to start the class, something WILL go wrong. Mic no sound la, can't find my song in the iPod la, and the latest one ... somebody starting to put shelves and boxes in the middle of the studio.

Members started to make noise and left one by one. And when everything is settled, no one left in the studio. And that's my cue to ... wake up. :(

Why la?

What's is the most frequent dream that you dreamt of?

stupid.

My friend was annoyed by me cos i always complain that i gain weight/ lose weight. Cos to him, i am already slim, yet always complain about weight. So one day, i asked my friend a stupid question :

" How come nobody commented that i slim down one? "

My friend rolled eyes and answered :

" You want people to notice issit? Then you go stuff yourself until fat fat. Then you go slim down, sure people will notice. "

" Go die. "

How many of you are on strict diet, just to get ready to look good / to stuff more food during CNY?

( i'm so going to stuff myself with this during CNY .... yummy. )

ong or no ong?

Overheard 2 aunties talking in the shop.

" Eh, there got red color one. Ong for you. "

" No la, my one color next year is blue ah. Red is for my husband. "

Luckily i'm not a pantang person, as i don't follow ( and don't bother about all this thing ). Or else i'll be wearing something that i don't like for CNY. To me, if i look good in that color, 'that' will be my auspicious color. Cos you will succeed more when you are comfortable and confident. Agree?

So, based on what i've bought, my auspicious color(s) for next year will be ...

light grey, white, yellow, orange, blue, red, light blue, camel & black. ;p

Do you know what is your auspicious color for the year of snake?
Or you just don't care, like me?

why don't you love me .. more?

My friend always complain to me that he can't feel the love from his darling. It seems that he is pouring his heart out but what he gets is not what he wanted/imagined. So he always requested the darling to love him more. ( btw, i know both of them, and i know they love each other )

So last night, when he complained the same thing to me again ( for the N time ), i think i was suddenly possessed by a love guru. I told him ...

" Look, just like when we shower, some like to shampoo their hair first, some like to start with washing the face first, some go for the body first, and some ... wash their clothes first ( haha, in hostel, bath time = laundry time. takde washing machine ma ;p ). See? There's so many different style/way, but at the end of the day, it's still a shower. Just like love, if he/she didn't show you love like how you wanted to, doesn't mean that he/she love you any less. Everybody have their different ways of expressing love."

Make sense?

Oh btw, when i shower, i'll start with my both arms first. Left, then right.
What about you?

24.

Just curious how's everyone's daily 'operating' hours like.
Mine ...

0100 - 1000 ( sleep, do not call/sms me unless it's really urgent!!! )
1000 - 1400 ( woke up, check mails, brunch, paperworks, etc. Btw, those who called me between 1000         to 1100 will have the privilege to listen to my 'excited' voice, need to speak in 'higher' tone cos my voice needs 1hr to warm up ;p )
1400 - 1600 ( if nothing to do, will take a short nap - the to answer phone call during this period. ;p )
1600 - 1700 ( prepare for classes )
1700 - 2000 ( most of my classes are after office hour, so a bit difficult to get me when i'm in the gym )
2000 - 0100 ( dinner, dvd, online, sleep again ;p )

So basically my operating hours is from 10am - 2pm, 4pm - 5pm, and 8pm to 1am.
What's yours?

you are not supposed to ...

You are not supposed to eat curry, when your stomach is not feeling good

You are not supposed to move too much, when you hurt you legs

You are not supposed to talk too much, when you are having sore throat

But being me, i like to do the opposite.

Was having really really bad sore throat over the weekend. No voice at all on Saturday. Then getting slightly better yesterday. And what i like to do when i'm having sore throat? I love to torture the people around me ... by singing to them. LOL ;p

So here it is, click at your own risk. Sorry for the occasionally pecah and off key, super hiding tersumbat voice, and the tercungap-cungap style .. cos very hard to sing and breathe the your mouth at the same time. After all, i'm just the Ampang NTM, not ANT Singer kan? lol ;p

Oh btw, i wasn't whispering, but that's the loudest that i can go. So you might want to adjust the volume higher. :)

What's the crazy things you like to do when you are not feeling well?

rejecting.

I always have lower back and leg pain problem. So my friend gave a a contact of a Chinese sifu who is very good in 推拿 ( tui-na , err. Chinese massage? ;p ). I called the sifu and made the appointment.

When i reached his place the next day, he looked at me, and asked me to go back. He said :

" You so fat. I don't want to serve you. You have to lose at least 4 to 5kg, then i'll massage you. "

NOOOOOOOO........................ ( cue strong wind, thunder and lighting.... )
I stood at the door, don't know what to do. I was shocked!

Then i woke up. How la wei?
I think i'm not happy lately, that's why i am subconsciously rejecting myself.
Hmmmmmmm........ :(

My friend's wife is working in slimming centre. But he told me,

" Don't under estimate her petite size, cos she is very strong. Everyday she needs to PUSH a lot of fat ladies during work. " LOL

Happy weekend everyone. :)

invitation.

Before the class, my member came to me :

" Eh Danny, my club is having a "Single Night" dinner party ext week. You free to come? "

" Haha, no la. I got some plan already. Sorry. "

Some background story of her "club" :
It's a club for successful adult/executives only. If i'm not mistaken, you need to have at least 100k ( or around that ) in your bank account in order to be a member. And they always have this kind of event for their members, and according to her, the success rate is quite high. And the best thing is, they have very good mixture in their member pool ~ male and female, young and matured, black & white & rainbow people. :)

You think i should go? Just to test market a bit, cos people there all kaya-raya. Mana tau got people interested and wanna 'pao' me le? Hahahah.. Dah tua bangka pun ada hati nak jadi anak ikan. ;p
OR OR OR .. she already got the potential/suitable candidate(s). That's why she's asking me to go? So that she can introduce to me? ( syok sendiri ;p )

Go or not? Go or not? Go or not?
Should i LISTEN to my mind or should i LISTEN to my heart? Someone SPEAK to me!!!!
( die die must use the word LISTEN & SPEAK, if not later people think i not in trend one....lol ;p )

i rather not speak.

I was taking picture at my client's shop for reference. Then one of the staff ( auntie ) requested me to delete the picture if she is in the pictures that i took. And my client said to her:

" Aiya, you so pretty. Let people take your picture also never mind la. Right? Haha. " And he turned to me, i think he's waiting for me to join their conversation. But i just kept quiet, cos i know.. if i really want to say something .. it would be ..

(asking him ) " YOU BLIND ISSIT? "

My philosophy :
I won't lie to myself just to say something to please you.
When you ask me something, make sure you are ready to take the answer. ;p

Also i was taught since young .. " Don't say anything if you have nothing good to say ". LOL.

Which one are you?

A mulut manis person like my client, OR a mulut laser person like .. me ? ;p

henry.

My name is Henry, and i'm in my late 40's. I was attending a Halloween party with my girlfriend ~ Tia, in a big decorated room. I was in a 'cat' themed costume. Everyone was enjoying the party. By the way, this party was in the 1900s cos everyone was in some Edwardian costumes, as well as the building.

Then we heard someone knocking the door and Tia went to open the door. It was a lady, telling Tia something. And everything became black and white. I can see Tia crying, and ran to the church. We saw a coffin, and inside the coffin was me ... Henry, still in my cat costume.

Then only i ( Henry ) realized that i am already dead right from the beginning. The Halloween party is just a flash back of my memories. Now i'm floating in the air, looking at people that i loved. And next to me is an angel, in camel color office suit, waiting for me ..

" Just let go ... " The angel said.

And i woke up.

Interesting right?
What is the dream trying to tell me?
That Henry is actually my past life?
Or someone called Henry visited me when i was sleeping? ( yerrrrrr.... )
Or i should change from Danny to Henry? ( no la .. i still prefer Danny ;p )

i don't wanna grow up.

I was queueing at the stall in the food court for my lunch when i saw a funny/weird thing. The young man ( in his 20's ) in front of me went to the cashier to pick up his order and pay. He took out his wallet from the back pocket and ...!!!!

It was a Pikachu wallet. A man in his office wear holding a Pickachu wallet.
Weird or funny?

I don't think i can carry/wear the cartoon/comic character stuff anymore. I'm just too matured for that.
The most i can see myself with is with the classic .. Mickey.

What cartoon/comic character that you think you can carry/wear?
Or you are still carrying them? ;p

oh my face!

I was staying at the dorm of an university ( that's actually one of my real life dream, cos i never attended uni before ;p ). Our dorm is a very old building, like those renaissance building.

Every morning, i'll wake up with lot's of blood on my face. I will scream out loud as usual. And the blood will dry up in minutes, and will go back to to the usual vogiu face.

That's all, the details of my dream last night. ;p

Happy weekend everyone. :)

yet another one.

Last night ...

We were supposed to go to Bangkok by bus ( double decker bus ), but there's problem with the bus engine. We have no choice but to drive. By the way, the double decker bus is as high as my balcony ( 8 storey high ). Cos i can see the upper level of the bus from my 8th floor balcony. 

When we reached Bangkok, it was winter ( yeah rite, winter in BKK ;p ). It was icy ( not snowy ) everywhere. Roads were covered with ice, tree with icicles, a very fantasy and magical winter scenery. Suddenly the brake of our car was out. Our car is unstoppable! No choice, we just slide and glide on the slippery icy roads, in the tunnels, uphill and downhill....

And i woke up, rushed to toilet. I had diarrhea .... 3 times .... between 3am and 7am. :( 

Do you think the unstoppable car is the hint of my going-to-burst poo-poo? LOL ;p

talk n walk.

I was in a carnival, in my primary school. So crowded, everyone seemed so happy, including my late uncle. Some playing games, some eating, and others dancing. Then my mum came to pick me and my brother. ( FYI, i don't have a brother, only 3 sisters. An that 'brother' is not Chinese ;p )

We came to a junction and suddenly hit by a lorry. My 'brother' was threw out from the car from the front wind screen. I ran to him and keep screaming to the passer-bys ... CALL AMBULANCE !!! CALL AMBULANCE !!!

Luckily i was just dreaming. ;p

I'm not sure if i actually screamed while sleeping, but it would be scary if i do. :(
But i know i have some sleep walking incidents when i was 4 or 5 years old. Luckily nothing happened.
Do you sleep talk/walk?

popular.

( fyi : it's a norm for the attendance in classes ( or at least my class ) drop by the end of the year, nov & dec due to members busy with year end staffs, as well as going holiday with family. But it will be up again by the new year, when everyone started to come back. Oh and also, i am kinda known as the ' housewives/aunties/che-che killer ' ( 师奶刹手 ) in certain fitness centers. No need to explain kan? ;p )

As explained earlier, the attendance of my classes is back to normal. I can see lots of MIAed members back in the class. But that's not the point. Not only the members are back, but they are back ... with souvenirs. Cos normally the members will get something for their 'favorite' instructors. So far i got a few gifts from them. A bit paiseh to accept, but they insist. Decorative items, as well as food.
Sometimes they also gave me moon cakes ( during Mid Autumn Festival ), glutinous ball soup ( during Winter Solstice ), handmade cookies and angpows ( during CNY ).. dll.

So, guess who in their 'favorite' list ? MOI! lol ;p

( ahh.. they love me so much.. i'm just so popular ;p )

p/s : in case you are confused, i am extremely FRIENDLY and CARING in my classes. i'm only BITCHY in the blogosphere. ;p

drink! drink! drink?

Went to a wedding dinner of an ex colleague ( bride ) last night. Everything was ok. We stayed for a while after the dinner ( to avoid the massive crowds at the lift lobby, also to have some time with the bride ). Suddenly some of the best men came to our table and started to do what best men always do : DRINK. DRINk MORE. ;p

They started to nag us one by one. 1st the lady, she directed them to her husband ( kesian the husband, terpaksa minum ). Then they attacked my friend sitting next to me. She told them that she is allergic to alcohol. She explained to them few times before they finally moved on .. to me.

One of the best men put the bottle of whiskey in front of me, and tapped my shoulder ( that's the signal of : IT"S YOUR TURN! ) I slowly turned to him, ( bitch ) stared at him a bit and shook my head 2, 3 times. And he went to attack other victim. PHEWW! That was easy. lol ;p

What other reason/excuse/way to do to avoid the typical dinner force-drink?
Suggestions anyone?

Little souvenir that we got from the dinner. A photo booth at the event with lots of fun and colorful props. Great idea. ( but the queue was quite long ;p )

Congratulations, Jasmine & Daniel. :)

it feels great.

Something that i got from the group of people that i trained for their company's annual dinner. And our group got #1!!!!! ( also my first #1 in my staff competition career ;p ) I just wished that i was with them during the show, cos i was away for my holiday. :)

Anyway, it really feels great when you know that you are appreciated.
Way to start a new year with some appreciation and encouragement. :))

Happy weekend everyone. :)

tahun baru. drama berterusan.

Not sure why, but my mind is kinda super productive lately. Especially when i am sleeping. More dreams to share with you guys ..

I was sleeping in my room ( in my old apartment ). Woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water from the kitchen. I was feeling dizzy and drunk, can't walk straight.

When i went back to my room, i was shocked. Cos there's so many people in my room. My sisters, my friends, my clients, etc. I turned around, saw a group of dancers rehearsing in my room. I even asked the dancers not to jump or step on the floor too hard, cos it's midnight. My neighbor downstairs are sleeping. WTF?

This afternoon, i took a nap, and went back to the 'after-party'. My room was in chaos, so many dirty plates and glasses of orange juices and red wine... and some of the 'stars' from the 'night's' dream appeared and leaving my room...

Weird of not?

Since i am good and productive in making weird/interesting dreams, i think i will create a special series for those dreams and post it here. Let you guys 'see' how COMPLICATED my mind is ... lol ;p
I'll call it " my vogiu bedtime stories ... "

tahun baru. drama lagi.

I thought my new Years' Day was quite dramatic. Mana tau? My New Year's Night lagi drama.

I had a few dreams last night, 2 of them were related to death. Yup, kematian/ kemampusan ;p
1st death was my old neighbor, an old granny ... not sure if she is still alive now? ...this one a bit scary...:(
2nd death was some stranger, a young man .. this one quite fun .. cos he ( the ghost ) helped me to do a lot of things .. things that is impossible for a normal guy to do... lol ;p

Then got other dreams .. with appearance of lots of people .. people from my 1st job till now. It's like a flashback of my career history.... but nothing happened. Just hi and bye .. like my real life...hahahaha ;p

How was your 1st sleep of the year? Ada sweet?

drama tahun baru.

Woke up at 7.45am today .. thought of starting a new year early so that i can do more things ( nak celebrate new year with a productive day konon ;p ). Went IKEA to get some furniture that i was supposed to buy last year ( 2012 ;p ).

Reached IKEA at 9.20am. They open at 9.30am. Went to draw some money at the ATM. Machine got problem and some error. DAMN!

Started my furniture shopping. Selected the furniture and got their storing info. Can't find the flat trolley! They opened at 9.30am but there's still no trolley at 10.15am. And the staff just selamba asked me to go search at the entrance. Great help. I ended up using the supermarket trolley to transfer those bulky boxes. Imagine me, not so tall and not so muscular, lifting those boxes from floor to the trolley. Super heavy and difficult. DAMN!

Went to cashier, scanned the goods and oops.. there's price error on the merchandise. Waited 10 minutes for the cashier to call and check with the office. Apparently i have to pay in the wrong price and get a refund from the customer service. DAMN!
**( i would like to apologize to the cashier for showing her the not so vogiu side of me ;p )

Went to customer service... so many people... waited for another 15 minutes. But luckily the CS were nice and friendly. OK, not so geram anymore.

Came home, knocked my head at the wall while trying to carry those boxes in my house. DAMN!

So hungry, wanna cook instant noodle as lunch. Guess what? Gas habis. DAMN!

Went out to buy groceries and tapao food. Reached the supermarket and it started to rain. DAMN!

Came back, makaned, and started to set up all the furniture pieces. All things done. I am happy and satisfied. At least i got something done today. :)

My New Year's day was quite dramatic, can't wait for the rest of the year. Hopefully all fun stuffs from now on. :)
How was your New Year's Day?