Monday, November 17, 2008

Something to die for ...

Went to hardware shop to buy something just now. While waiting for the staff to get my things, i just browse some of the tools on the shelf. Suddenly something caught my eyes. There is a very "outstanding" packaging box on the shelf. A rather different one. It was a tile-cutter. But what is so special about the cutter?

It caught my attention because the packaging image is a sexy lady pretending to cut the tiles. Don't you think that is so SALAH? Cos normally they'll have the image of the tool on the box. Not some sexy lady which have nothing to do with the tool. Obviously their target market is those 痳瘌佬contractor.



Now, if this is an effective way to attract 痳瘌佬 buyer, can i propose something? These proposal is for those coffin seller. Next time do a poster of a sexy lady wearing lingerie. Then ask the lady to sleep in the coffin, feeling sexy. I think there will a lot of those hamsap Ah Pek 'dying' to buy the coffin from you. You happy, they happy. How? My proposal boleh jalan or not?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

二度 。出賣

You have seen how they practise in the previous entry. Here's the actual performance..
That Indian man is our Chief Finance Controller ( the one who approve our budget ). So die-die have to put him in the show. I did appear in the last clip ~ as the backstage coordinator ( the one in black t-shirt )
And please forgive my friend/cameraman. You can tell from the shaky clips that he was very excited. LOL






And here's the winner team...enjoyed their show very much.

By the way, can you tell which are the women and non women?
( Tips : Those pretty ones are NOT.. )

Friday, November 14, 2008

出賣。。。

不是我被出賣,而是我要出買我的朋友們。哈。

Found this clip while reorganizing my old files. The clip was made few years back. Those were my friends/ex-colleagues. The performance is for the Staff Performance Contest for their Annual Dinner ( again, but for another company ), themed FASHIONISTA. We got 3rd place .

I know it's always fun to watch your friends performing on stage. But it is funnier to see them behind the stage. So, i'm going show you how awkward, funny and blurr they were. It was recorded at my house as i was the choreographer for the show. The whole thing is quite DRY, without lightings and costume. Enjoy :)
( 2 person were absent, in case you see there's some moment with nobody )



Shasha, Agnes, Wendy, Karena, Diana, Miguel & Amy, I love you guys & please don't scold me. I know you guys enjoyed it very much . :)

STAMP的用法

昨天在McD發生了件好笑的事。

我在排隊要order。突然有個小女孩跑來拉我前面太太(A)的手。A太太嚇了一跳。小女孩這時才發現她拉錯人了。她趕快跑去拉隔壁排的媽媽(B)的手。小女孩很天真的跟B說:

媽咪,剛才我已為那個和你穿一樣裙的auntie是你。我去拉她的手。哈哈。

B笑笑的轉過頭望了A一眼,然後狠狠的'kuat'那個小女孩。為什麼?請看圖。


醬來認人錯。不火滾才怪。

還好只有我一個人,還可已忍。如果是和Persatuan Mulut Laser的members一起的話,肯定笑到趴地。
如果我是B,我會先'kuat'那小女生。然後跟她說:
阿 Girl,stamp是拿來黏在信封的,不是黏眼睛。
(俗稱的~ 眼睛‘搭‘stamp)哈。

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Run Big Mouth, Run ~

I am very tired at this moment. Why? Cos i have not been having quality sleep for quite sometime. I normally dream when i sleep. But the dreams have been quite tiring for the past few nights.

Night 1 :
Back to my secondary school - doing CROSS COUNTRY. And guess what? I was in the top 3. Can you imagine how FAST i ran?

Night 2 :
Somewhere in Bukit Bintang. I left my wallet in the cab. So i have to CHASE the fast moving cab. I think i ran from Lot 10 to Loke Yew. On top of that, i have to SHOUT!

Night 3 :
Secondary school as well. Busy organizing activity for my club. Or is it open day? Can't remember. Cos too many scenes CRISS-CROSSING.

Can anyone tell me if that means something?


Apa nak jadi hidupku ini,
Siang menari, malam berlari,
Mental letih separuh mati.
Tapi body tetap berisi.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Wu-Liao2 之 噹噹噹噹 ~

事先說明,我沒有發癲,只是無聊。因為答案可能會引起公憤。
Relax,偶而耍一下白癡也不錯嘛。

那IQ題的答案是 :龍
The answer is : Dragon

為什麼?
閉上雙眼,想像一下.........

'舞龍'那時,不是有20粒蛋蛋跟著跑嗎?

Why? Close your eyes and imagine..
During 'Dragon Dance', don't you see 20 balls running together? LOL



別打我!還有不可以罵粗口噢。哈哈。

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Wu-Liao

沒mood寫blog。就來無聊無聊一下。

猜猜看:

什麼動物有20粒‘蛋蛋/春春‘?
What animal with 20 ' balls / testicles '?


遲些公佈答案。

Friday, November 7, 2008

YOU no moon, I full moon !

Basically i am a nice guy ( yeah rite ;p ). I love to work and share my knowledges with freshies, as long as you are willing to learn. But if you are a nobody and try to act smart in front of me, then i'll make sure you eat shit without realising it.

It's actually happening between me and a young lady working for my client. Based on the few meetings with her, i can see that she have very little knowledge in VM. Mentang-mentang she is the newly employed Marketing Exec, she use her position and 'knowledge' to ask me to do ridiculous things ( in another word, S-T-U-P-I-D ).

For example, she told me to cut down the cost of the Christmas tree, by taking out all the fairy lights. OMG! A Christmas tree without lighting is basically a DEAD TREE. And she also like to use the word elegant, somber and sophisticated to describe her vision of the tree. Hello, i know what type of image and display is suitable for your company. I did the tree last year, and your principle from Singapore loved it so much !!!

But the thing that really pissed me off is that she called my supplier to check on my actual cost. That is too much ! It shows that she has no business etiquette and respect for business partners. And she cut off 70% of my proposed budget! So, i decided not to take the project. Let her use her smart brain ( if she have any ) to look for another freelancer to do the job. But i doubt she can find any in such a short notice. Too bad, i guess she'll have to learn from her mistake !


You no moon, i full moon. ( 你做初一,我做十五 )

Thursday, November 6, 2008

狗眼看人低

過去的幾天,我過得像机械人一樣。不是我很忙,而是我的頸項出了問題。

上個禮拜六早上,不小心拗到我的頸。但還是有去教class。教到一半,我的頸和肩膀突然硬起來。而且很痛。所已被逼提早下課。很辛苦的駕車去看醫生。因為頭不能轉去看side mirror,所已駕得很慢。從PJ回家用了將近2小時。看了醫生,打針和吃藥。比交好了。但到現在還是有一點痛。

好笑的是,那幾天我都呈獻一種‘狗眼看人低‘的狀況。因為頭不方便轉,所已每次有人叫,我都用眼尾去‘掃‘他。在這裡正重的對那些給我‘看低‘的人說聲 :不好意思。



p/s: 謝謝members的關心。

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

聖誕怎麼了?

今年的聖誕mood特別冷清。去supplier的店,沒什麼人。如果是往年的話,早就已經人山人海了。大家都在搶Christmas tree 和 ornaments。怕死那些美的顏色給人家掃光。真的很熱鬧。但如今。。。

我的Christmas job也不如往常。很多都cut budget。只好接多一點別的job來cover。不然我就要吃草了。

第一次很天真的想寫信給Santa Claus。請他給我多一點job。

Sunday, November 2, 2008

去年今日。。。

Just confirmed a freelance job on Friday. It's to train a group of staff to perform in their Annual Dinner in December. This is actually my second year working with them. Cos i think they are satisfied with my work last year. We got second place in the competition. Hopefully this year will be better, with the new staffs, new theme, new concept and NEW BUDGET. Hahaha.

The clip below is my teams' performance last year. I think they were considered very good, despite the fact that they are STAFF, not dancers.



The rehersal for this years' performance will start on Tuesday. Will show you the result of their hardwork later. Hopefully with a better prize. :)

Saturday, November 1, 2008

阿四姑,我挺你。

今天看電視才知到這好消息。我們大馬的‘阿四姑‘﹣黎明姨,憑著‘錢不夠用2‘被提名金馬獎最佳女配角。真的很為她高興。一向來都覺得阿四姑很親切。可能她和我已去世的婆婆有點相似吧。如果能她贏,那就太好了。

但我有個疑問,為什麼是女配角?論故事和戲份,她應該是主角才對啊。那三條友才是配角。你同意嗎?


有沒有很親切?‘路甲巴未?‘

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

我們的主題曲?

教class的時間不算長,只有兩年多。但這兩年來,也了教不少讓members很滿意和喜還的dance steps。印像比交深刻的有 :

I Just Wanna Be Happy ~ Gloria Estefan ( Latin Samba )
Eyes like yours ~ Shakira ( Belly Fusion )
Rock the party / California Dreaming ( Cardio Dance )
Get Me Bodied ~ Beyonce ( Cardio Dance )
Whine Up ~ Kat Deluna ( Jazz Samba )
Papa Jahat ~ The Fabulous Catz ( Hip Hop )

還有最近剛教的Gimme Gimme Gimme ( Mamma Mia Soundtrack ),授到很多member的喜愛。有點70's Disco Dancing的feel。很high,由其是chorus部分的steps更加好玩。大家都邊唱邊跳。

" Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight,
Won't somebody help me chase the shadow away...... "

我class的那班姐姐們多麼高興。每次叫我repeat, 我笑她們是Desperate Housewives。她們更高興。看到members滿意,我也很滿足。正明沒白廢心机。



Thank You For The Music.

Monday, October 27, 2008

最長的一小時。。。

Conducted my very first Belly Jam class the other day. To be honest, i was so nervous in that class. Cos it's something that i'm not very familiar with. My mind even went blank at once while i was shaking my hip. And my, that 60 minutes was like forever. One of the most tiring ( mental ) class i ever conducted.

The feedback? Some liked my style, and some doubted my ability. I know it's hard to please everybody. But i'll try to do it better in the next session. Thanks to my members who came to support me. And also your precious comments. :)


再好的車,偶而也會有‘加油‘和‘打氣‘的需要。

p/s : Sorry Cindy. Didn't have the chance to talk to you. Cos i was busy asking for feedbacks. :)

Sunday, October 26, 2008

發生了什麼事?

Suppose to get something from IKEA for my client today. So i thought maybe i can drop by IKEA in the morning before i go back to Klang. Reached IKEA before 11am. And it was so crowded.

How come people go there so early? Since when IKEA is the must-go place for families on Sunday morning? I thought crowded places should be bah kut teh or dim sum shop.Or are they selling Bah Kut Teh & Dim Sum in their cafe? Cos thats what we normally go for on Sunday morning. ;p


I still think the best bah kut teh is from Klang. My Sunday brunch must-have.


Dim sum, another must-have on Sundays with family.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Ampang Next Top Model ...

我要做Model?別傻啦。以我醬出眾的臉孔和飆青的身材,有人要看才怪。話說,我有位朋友第一次去gym要join我的class。他一見到我第一句話就是 :

他 :你在schedule裡的名字很glamour囉。很像supermodel。

我: 那裡有?

他 :有啊~ Danny H. 。很像香港的Amanda S., Lisa S. 和Ana R.。哈哈。

我: 癡線。


Every model has their portfolio picture for the clients. Here's mine.....


Pictures taken few years back for my dancer's portfolio.
有夠啦啦。係賣想大巴大巴甘星我咧?;P

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Ada betul?

There are million of things that we do everyday. It's either things that we WANT to do or we HAVE to do. I consider myself lucky, as i can choose to do things that i want to ( at least till now ). And i am happy and grateful for that.

It might sound a bit SELFISH to you cos i only do things for myself. But i don't really think so. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone, why should we stop doing things that will make us happier? And for that, i called it ~

" SELF-HELP & SELF-CHEER "



Cheers for a better and happier life ;)

Monday, October 20, 2008

New Kid On The Block

Received a call from the GX Head, asking me if i can do some replacement classes for the coming Fridays. As an individual who need and love money very much, of cos i agreed. Then i asked her what is the class.

OMG! ( Here comes my God again ;p ). It's actually BELLY JAM. I did some MTV classes using Arabian songs before but it's different from this, although i have no problem doing body ripple ( some called it wave ) and butt shaking. This is totally new to me. Or is it they can see the potential in me... cos MY BELLY IS GETTING MORE AND MORE OBVIOUS?!

I guess i can say that 2008 is quite productive for me. As i've signed up for the BODY JAM training in November to diversify my portfolio. And now Belly dance.


Never imagine myself become like him, but who knows? ;)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

MooOOooOOoo....

之前和朋友談起他的的近況。換了新公司已經兩年多了,還是沒有很好的表現。雖然很用功,但都沒引起老板的注意。

記得有看過一個article,是和成功密決有關。

50% 用功
20% 運气
20% 應變能力
10% 關係

所已要成功,就要有以上4項的配和。不要老是埋頭苦幹,到頭來還是沒收獲。


稻田裡的牛每天也很用功,又不見它成功?

Friday, October 17, 2008

Pretty Love, Ugly Love

"I hope she dies before i do.."
This is a confession of the mother of an autistic girl in the movie AUTISM : The Musical. It may sound cruel to you, but it shows how much the mother loves her daughter.

Love can be pretty, and it can be damn ugly as well. But as long as they enjoy it, then it is none of our business.


I love love, and being loved.
World Peace... ( 不好意思,Miss World再度上身。哈。 )