No Trespassing !

Do you have a certain part of your daily life that you think it's the best to keep it to yourself..and only yourself? Maybe things that you are embaressed of, things that you regreted, your weakness, something that you hated...or...i don't know. And you always put on the 'NO TRESPASSING' sign when people want to talk or discuss about it.



I have my 'NO TRESPASSING' zone as well..that i wish you will stand behind the line...
Let me see...

~ DO NOT ask me about my financial status...cos i don't know how to explain..and not so sure about it myself
~ DO NOT ask me about my future plan...cos i really don't know..and don't feel like sharing it with you
~ DO NOT ask me if i want to be a millionaire , by joining your direct selling / insurance scheme...big NO-NO for me !
~ DO NOT pretend that you care by giving me lectures about life and love...i know what i want
~ DO NOT ask me to shut up ..... cos I JUST CAN'T !

So next time if you see me giving you the funny or uncomfortable face, pandai-pandai stop asking or go away,...before it turn to be a 'CRIME SCENE'. ;p

Thank you for your co-operations.

原來我也是。。。

今天教完class，一班太太在studio裡討論fashion。

因為她們是我的regular member，我就應酬應酬一下跟她們講話。
忽然有一為太太對著我說：

“你適合穿冷色系的顏色，因為你很夠力白。去曬啦。“

當時我只笑笑，沒說什麼。因為，我突然心虛的想起我之前的entry ﹣小姐好白。

原來我也是“超級白”一名。哈哈。

。。。

我有被感動到。。。




你呢？

Something About ~ F.F.K.

I was supposed to meet up my friend this afternoon. But she FFK last minute. I waited for her for more than 50 minutes. And when i called, she did not answer the phone. So i decided to go back after the long wait. On my way back, i turned on the radio, just to listen to some nice songs to destress. MANA TAHU.....

I first listen to 988, they were playing Joey Yung's 我的驕敖 ( My Pride ).....

" see me FLY..i'm proud to FLY up high...."

No mood, then i switched to My Fm, even worse..cos they were playing Janice's 今夜你不會來.....

Ya...what a nice song for someone who is just being FFKed by others...
（平時laser得人多，報應啊！）

賤嘴正傳 ﹣Original or Spicy ?

I used to have a housemate, who likes to put on a lot of talcum powder everytime after he showers. So one day, out of curiosity, i asked him :

Me : 你擦醬多粉做麼？
( Why you like to apply so much powder ? )

Him : 醬才爽嘛。
( So that i feel fresh and smell nice. )

Me : 我還以為你準備要去炸。。。
( Oic. I thought you are ready to be fried..... )

Hello Y.B.

( Berikut adalah isi kandungan sebuah perbualan telefon. Tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup ATAU yang tak nak hidup. Dan jangan sekali diikut. )


Shasha : Hello sun. ( sun = shortname for SUNDAL ;p )

Me : Ya sun. Nak apa sun?

Shasha : Next Tuesday Bobbie's birthday la. Nak dinner. U can ah?

Me : Sori la. Normally weeknites i ada class la.

Shasha : You ni memang Y.B.

Me : Ya lah, Y.B. memang busy nak berkhidmat untk negara ma.

Shasha : Eh, don't get me wrong. My Y.B. to you is YANG BABI !!

Me : Pant*t, next time i pun call you Y.B. la...YANG BITCHY !!!

My award winning song

那些女孩教我的事
詞：陳沒+阿信
曲：阿信
唱：品冠

第一行诗的狂妄 第一首歌的难忘
第一次吻你的唇 你的倔强
第一颗流星灿烂 第一个天真愿望
第一个诺言美丽的荒唐

你教我爱的善良
你教我恨的野蛮
你教我忘记该忘 伤心太伤
那些你教我的事
让思念更苦更长 只想问
想念的 想念的 想念的你
怎么样

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那些賤人教我的事
詞：我
唱：要你管

第一次shoot你的爽 第一次笑你肥胖
第一次指指點點 你的濃妝
第一次咒你嘴烂 第一次做人假裝
第一次笑裡藏刀的荒唐

你教我硬下心腸
你教我做人野蛮
你教我怎樣laser 才不會伤
那些你教我的事
讓我的賤功更強 只想问
嘴賤的 最賤的 最近的你
癢不癢




The most LASER song award...goes to....BIG MOUTH !

"First of all, i would like to thank my parents and family...friends...for their blessings..
And to my fans...who suppoted me all the way...
Thank you.."

p/s : this is the official song for PMLM ( Persatuan Mulut Laser Malaysia ) lol

Call me 'Tauke'..

Yaaaaayy...finally, i can open my current account..and get my own cheque book. It might sound nothing to you. But for people like me, who do freelance, it's very difficult for us to open that account. Cos we don't have salary slip, no company back up, no permanent income.....I've been meeting up with that officer for few times before this. She keep on rejecting my application cos i got not enough materials to submit. And also i don't know anyone who can be my introducer. But thanks to this Indian lady officer at Klang branch. She told me to apply it online. No introducer or statements needed. I tried. And i got it thru. Thank you very much.

Now i can be like those TAUKEs, signing off cheques for payments. So shioook...:)



BTW, something funny happened in the bank. I was sitting at one corner waiting for my number to be called. Then came this matured chinese guy, and asked me :

" 青見 女，邊度囉號碼？”

I thought he was talking to other people. But there's only me. So i replied :

“ 前邊 ” ( in my heart : Uncle, 你有病啊？)




p/s : Luckily i'm more matured than Shinji - sikit-sikit., mahu tunjuk kuku ;p

From now on...

It was a good day for me..till just now.

I called my friend to inform her that there are certain things that she did was not correct. At least i felt so. I told her that cos we are close and i know that i am better than her in that part. But what did i get in return ?

She raised her voice at me saying that she know what is going on. And she is very sure that she did the thing correctly. So i kept quiet. We did not argue but i won't say that it was a good conversation. Honestly i am a bit disappointed, cos this is not the first time. Normally when she need some advise in that matter, she will check with me. And now she just treat me like an used info-counter.

Sometimes i wonder if i am should stop sharing or taking care of her, since she is now GROWN UP.

Ah... what the f*ck !
From now on..U 'LUM' U . I will just take care of my own things.
So long, farewell.

Me & Myself

I realised that something weird is happening to me lately.
I tend to talk to myself when i'm alone, or when i'm thinking of something, or when i have nothing to do. Not sure if it is normal, but the frequency of me talking to myself is really freaking me out...a bit.

Especially when i drive alone, listening to the radio. I talk to the DJ, i respond to the radio commercial and i 'drama' along with the songs, as if i'm in their MV. Strange right? I only realised that everytime when i'm half way doing it, then i qucikly stop it. Ask myself to SHUT UP AND DRIVE ( nope, it's not Rihanna's, this is more serious ).

Maybe that is a certain voice inside me that need to be released. The powerful voice that is out of control sometimes. But i hope somehow it will help me, giving me the strength along the way to reach my dreams.



So, if you see me talking alone, don't be scared or looked at me one kind. It's just me and myself, having a good time.

賤嘴正傳﹣我是誰？

昨天去了朋友的 house warming party，小賭了一下。
６個人玩，只有１個人輸。所已我們各自取了個外號。
有﹣賭王，賭聖，賭俠，賭后和賭仙。
那位輸家不甘示弱，也要個外號。但一直想不出別的。

於是他對我說：
“外號都給你們用完了，賭王，賭聖，賭俠，賭后和賭仙。還有什麼給我？”

我說：
”那你就叫（賭／倒）屎啦！”
（廣東話）

What A Feeling !!!

Accidentally saw this video when i browsed youtubes videos. WHAT A FEELING !!!!! I still can recall those good memories. I was in primary 2 , when my teacher asked us to perform a dance for some event in the school. And guess what? We danced to this song. I love the energy and the melody of the song. Really makes you wanna dance.

And heard a new version on the radio. It was from Namie Amuro ( one of my favourite Japanese female singer ). She released a new single with some sample of the original music. Cool.

Now i can dance to the past...and groove with the present ;)

What if ?

望子成龍，望女成鳳。

The above phrase is the most common one ( in the Chinese society ) to describe the parents' hope on their children. Wish that their kids will succeed in their life and fly high like dragon and phoenix.

But, what if...?

What if i choose not to fly up high?
What if i just want to stay on the ground and do the best i can, to live the life that i want?

Can i?



I want to be a horse...
I don't need to fly up high..
I just want to have the total freedom to run with all my heart for my dreams..
With your blessings...

Goodday mate !

KLCC is having a Lifestyle Australia Exhibition at the concourse area from now till next Tuesday ( 20/5/08 ). Since my client - MOOKS is an Australian brand, they got to promote their merchandise there. And that's when i came into the picture : Planned and proposed the display concept for them.


Since it is not a major exhibition, we were just allocated a certain part of the booth to display and sell our merchandise. No dramatic display but it did create a small drama :

The theme for the Winter 08 ( Australia is having winter now ) is actually New York, New York. So we picked the Statue of Liberty as the icon of the collection. As of course, we have to display some of it in the booth. And then this old man stopped by and asked me : Why is this thing doing here? It's American! Luckily it was in a trade show and i was in a good mood. So i explained to him the actual idea of having the statue there.



We did make some changes on the statue, as it is not holding a torch, but a MOOKS signature lighhtbulb. I was quite pleased when they are some visitors who actually wanted to buy the props that i made, instead of the merchandise. ( My client will not be happy, but who cares ;p )


My 2D Statue of Liberty standee in a la Andy Warhol color combinations.

So, if you happen to be in KLCC these few days, do drop by the booth. And get some goodies or discount vouchers from our friendly promoters. :)

賤嘴正傳﹣小姐好白

昨天和朋友到Pavilion逛。走著走著就進了間branded boutique。那位sales姐姐一看到衣著casual的我們，就很不爽的走過來。問她東西就要答不答的應酬我們。而且態度極差。看了一下我們就走了。當我朋友問我為什麼那些人態度可已這麼差的時候，我就對他說：

“你沒看到她的一身全白的look嗎？已經很明顯的說明了她的為人。白衣，白褲和白高跟鞋。”

“So？什麼意思”

“白＋白＋白，等於什麼？”

”很夠力白？”

“錯。是‘超級白’！”

“也對。”

REAL vs FAKE

See if you agree with me..




So-called beauty ~ apply a lot of things on their face to get compliments
Real beauty ~ walk out with confident even with their bare face






So-called rich man ~ wear branded stuffs and expensive jewelleries to show off
Real rich man ~ donate to those who is in need to make his life experience richer







So-called teacher ~ pass down all her knowledge to the students
Real teacher ~ teach and learn from the students to get more knowledge







So~called parents ~ buy cute toys and nice clothes for their children
Real parents ~ grow up together with their children







S0-called ME ~ arrogant, bitchy and sometimes unfriendly
Real ME ~ extremely shy, friendly, creative, optimistic, jovial, stubborn, hot tempered and....... bitchy !!!!
( pls let me know if i missed out anything wo.;p )

Thank You

There are some words that not everyone will say or dare to say..I LOVE YOU...or...SORRY...i think you need some courage to say these word as it is some expression of your love or guilt. But there are some people who just refuse, or don't know how to show their gratitute, by saying ~ THANK YOU.


1st Encounter :
I was going in the lift when i saw a lady with a bag of rubbish coming from the corner. So i hold the lift for her. She saw the lift is still open. She came in and pressed the floor button. Ding~ she went out...HALLOOOOOOO....you think the ghost hold the lift for you issit? (鬼唔望你包垃圾袋穿窿，垃圾灑滿地。）
YOU ARE WELCOME !!!

2nd Encounter :
I was at the road junction near my house, when i saw this car trying turn in from the opposite side. Since i am not in a hurry, i let him turn first. Dengan bangganya, he turned and drove away with his outdated " Masili", without smile or raise his hand to say thank you to me. (你好彩，我唔敢咒你架車。因為我驚我架車會有事 ;p ）
YOU ARE WELCOME TOO !!!

3rd Encounter :
I was at the cashier counter at the supermarket. As usual, i will automatically take out all the things from the basket at put it according to group on the counter and put the basket to it's original place. Thought that it should be faster and more convinient for the cashier. Mana tau? She looked at me one kind and then mixed up all the things in the plastic bag. Kanasai. And also never say thank you to me when she gave me back the change. （我原諒你，我讀書比你多）
YOU ARE MOST WELCOME !!!

賤嘴正傳﹣迷人Pink Lady

今天在 Bukit Bintang 遇見了一位很要好和三八的舊同事。因為太久沒見，嘴賤的我一見到她就想虧她一下。

我：哇！好久不見，還是一樣美。一身 pink lady 的 look，很夠力 sweet 喔。

她：哈哈！謝謝。

我：這樣 sweet，小心糖尿病！

她：Ｘ你！

I wish ...

" I rather do nothing and be happy, than to do something that i don't love." ~ Cameron Diaz / Ashton Kutcher ( What happens in Vegas? )

Seriously, i wonder how many of us can actually live this kind of life..i mean in real life? I wish i can...

Bernice Liu (廖碧兒) - EXPOSED!

Don't worry, there won't be any X-Rated pictures in my blog.

I saw this billboard of Bernice Liu for Marie France at the traffic light junction somewhere in USJ. While waiting for the green light, i can't help looking at her, posing in this beautiful beaded blue dress ala mermaid. SUDDENLY...jeng jeng jeng......

My LASER EYES sensed something...something wrong...something that is not suppose to happen...

Dengan tidak disangka-sangka, i saw this little SAFETY PIN ( at least 5cm lenght on the billboard ) on her dress...OMG, the designer forgot to touch up the image before send out for printing...







I thought 'international' company only do 'international' class thingy...;p
Mana tau.....

So do check it out if you happened to see one of their billboards...;)