Simon says...

I came back from the morning class and saw a few Malay kids ( primary school ) playing at the lobby. They are playing the " Simon Says " game, but in Malay version : " Cikgu Kata ". It's so nice to see them playing an authentic kids game, than playing with some iPhone of iPad.

While waiting for the lift, i watched them played...

" Cikgu Kata, lompat. " ( all jumped )

" Cikgu Kata, berdiri. " ( all stood up )

" Angkat tangan kiri. " ( nobody moves .. smart kids ;p )

" Cikgu Kata, pusing belakang. ( all turned back )

Ding~ 

My lift arrived, and i stepped in with another makcik. While the door closing, i heard ..

" Cikgu Kata ... pantat. "

I looked at that makcik and laughed. She didn't say anything.. just " Ish.. budak ni. " LOL ;p

What is your favorite game when you were a kid?
Mine are hide n seek, galah panjang, congkak, etc.

old V old.

Do you think that we should/must use a Hindi/Tamil song to do a Bollywood dance? Don't you think that it's too stereotype? Cos i did some shows with Bollywood choreos using pop songs and it's really nice. And there's surprise element in it.

I did a Bollywood choreography last week ( for 6 dance classes ). I think the members loved it, cos some of them asked me the name of the song after the class. Everything was ok until the 6th class when a che-che came to me and told me that the song does not suit the steps, and i should use Hindi songs ( she gave me some samples from Shah Rukh Khan, and bla bla bla ) cos other instructor used those songs to do Bollywood dance. I told her i have those songs. I just try not to use the same songs by other instructor so that we won't clash on the steps ( and also there won't be any comparison ~ not that i'm not confident with my steps ;p ). But most of all, i told her that i DIDN'T like those songs that she suggested. She got so offended and just walked away.

Why old people likes to give 'friendly suggestions' ( that you should follow wether you like it or not ;p )? And why they are so stubborn and refuse to listen to other people's thought?
I guess she didn't realize that i am ALSO an old people myself. LOL ;p

p/s : Happy Mother's Day you all :)

It's Monday again.
Have a great week ahead. :)

bzzz bzzz bzzzzzz.

Yes.. i've been bzzzzzing not stop these few days, like a vogiu bee  ..
Busy dealing with that demanding diva. Kept asking me to change the details.

The filming crew still filming kat bawah lagi. Really hard to sleep with them shouting and slapping and.. firing gunshot ( kelas gitu ) at 3am. Light sleeper like me mana boleh tahan? Really need more sleep. ;(

Also busy getting medicine for my headache and body ache ..
yelah..dah tua... memang kena pergi pharmacy more often. ;p

It's Friday again.
Enjoy the weekend everyone.
Will try to get more rest and things done, before going off for my holiday next week. :)

happenings.

Went for the meeting/ presentation yesterday and got the project. Yay! But this year is slightly more challenging that before, cos i need to work with another diva in the team. Sigh. :(
( Time to practice my patience )

The guy came to fix the Unifi at my home. And i got my 1st choice of the ID. But horr.. dunno which stupid fellow that reti baca, made a typo error.. So instead of dannygaga.. my ID now is ..
DANNUGAGA. Vomit blood!
( Bodoh kan? ;p )

Got a extremely scary dream last night. Nope, nothing to do with ghost. It was about how my family was abused and gone crazy! And guess who was the abuser? ... ME!!! Why? What's wrong with me? I actually woke up in the middle of the night and with tears. Cos it's to scary to see you make your loved ones suffer! :(
( My friend always said that i should go to see psychiatrist cos i'm crazy. And now i think i should. I want to be a happy person! )

enter frame.

I came back to my condo after the class. And i saw a bunch of people at the lobby. There's lightings, cameras, wiring all around. They were shooting!

OMG! OMG!
Peluang keemasan untuk enter frame. LOL ;p
I wanted to go to the mailroom pretending checking my mails, but ken a block by the crew. Ada ke patut? Dia orang ni buta ke apa? Tak nampak ke ni Ampang Next Top Model tengah nak buat surprise cameo untuk movie dia? ;p

By the by, i cuma talk talk only. Cos i am shy to masuk tv. One time i was suppose to be interviewed for a segment, but right after the director shouted action ... my face turned red. Buat malu aje. ;p

Are you camera shy?

sasul.

Before going in the studio, the members asked me what song are we going to dance. I wanted to say Justin Bieber, but my mind was thinking Justin Timberlake. So end up i told them :
" Live My Life, by Far East Movement featuring Justin Bieberlake. "
Oh malunya ;p

Then in the class, i told them ..
" 2 step to the right and add a body loll. "
And they laughed again.
" Aiya soli soli. My Cina suddenly came out. Body roll. Haha . ;p )

2 times within an hour. So the memalukan.
But horr, do you think if any of the member will that it's 'adorable' ler?
( syok sendiri ) Hi hi. ;p


Dah la air liuh mendrooling merata-rata. And now the mouth and mind tak sama channel. Definitely getting older liao. :(

Anyway, how's your Monday?

struggling.

I was chatting with a friend the other day. Half way the conversation, he started to hum and sing a song that is not familiar to me. But i tak bother to ask la. Then suddenly he asked :

" Eh, i wonder what happened to Shakira now? "

" Huh? "

" Shakira la. I just sang her song la, bodoh. "

" Huh? That was Shakira? ( suddenly remembered the lyrics ) Wow! You killed the song .. in a baaaaaaad way. I hardly recognize it when you don't follow the melody at all. You tone deaf issit? "

" You bitch! You are not very nice. "

" Of cos i'm not. I'm vogiu. Haha ;p "

Do you have this kind of friend around you?
How to tell a tone-challenged person that he/she is having that problem .. in a polite/ nice way?
( but must make sure he/she dapat the message wor ;p )

Going for an important meeting Tuesday. Hope can get the job. :))
Have a great week ahead. :)

p/s : watched SMASH just now and they did this Bollywood number and dance. super nice. am going to choreograph it for the class next week. try listen to it :)

maintain you.

I went to my clients company for a meeting and my client ( also my friend ) told me that they have a new male colleague that she would like me to meet. According to her, he is good looking and she is eyeing on him. But when i saw him... FAIL.
Why? Cos he got those pre-set kau-kau shinny hairstyle. Taufan datang rambut pun still maintain the shape. ;p

I once saw a guy in the changing room applying his hair products after shower. Mak oooiiiii.. macam nak bukak salon. At leads 5 items .. gel, spray, etc and it took him 20 mins to 'set' his hair. Really dunno how they have the patience to apply the stuff one by one. :(

How many type of products you put on your hair at once?

meanest.

I was at the changing room getting ready fro the class when i realized someone is bitch-staring at me. I look dup, it was the bitchy-faced ( but very friendly ) instructor. It's his style/ signature to bitch stare people. So i jokingly warned him ..

" Eh, you try bitch stare at me one more time, i sumpah your eyes turned juling ( cockeye ). See how you bitch stare anymore la. Huh. ;p "

" Ah haahaha.. that's so mean but so funny. I like.... "


Another story...
There's a girl in my group who always tell us that she knows lots and lots of people. Whenever we go, there will be someone that she'll say hello to. She's the Miss Congeniality / Friendship / Goodwill of our group. So another bitchy friend of mine trying to put a curse on her.

" I wish one day when she wakes up and go out, nobody will recognize and say hello to her. Sure she'll die. Hahahaha . "

Very mean, scary for her but so funny to imagine that. ;p

Now, with the very limited info about myself here, what do you think will be the meanest curse on me? Haha.. i know i know.. i'm asking doing a suicide mission here. ;p
Try to be creative but keep it clean ya.
( my sisters are following my blog. wink wink* )

Out of curiosity, can a cockeyed person do a bitch stare? 

No offense to anyone :)

not for me. please.

There's few words ( not necessarily bad ) that i don't like to be associate with me. I get very annoying when people describe me using those words. For example ..

cute
hello! i'm 35 this year and it's pathetic to be called cute at this age ... furthermore i certainly don't have anything animation-like on me or my face. :)

slim
choi!!! never ever say i look slim when you see me .. pantang lah.. cos i'll eat more when i think i got slimmer. :(

sexy
ok.. this one depends on when and who said it. i certainly think that i am fierce and sexy when i'm dancing. but if you tell me i'm sexy when i'm shopping ... i cannot accept la ;p

So what is the unacceptable word(s) to describe yourself?

( no offense to those who got labelled with those words )

front or back?

Something from my own observation.

Older people likes to express their feelings/ thoughts tanpa segan silu to others. Cos i think we 'younger people' likes to do that behind the back. (:P) This is what i saw from the che-che group in my class. If they don't like you dance style, they'll tell you right away. If they think you new hairstyle is not trendy enough ' for them', they'll tell you in right at your face.

You see, i never tell her that she's too old for high school girl fringe hairstyle, or her workout outfit with the 'color-blind' theme. I only share it with you guys here. Haha ;p

I went for a foot massage the other day when the fat uncle next to me fell asleep and started to snore. It was very loud and annoying but me and the messieurs juts kept quiet and let him sleep. Then came this auntie customer, and the first thing she said was :
" Wah... so loud! " ( in a very loud and clear tone ;p )
It was so funny that i have to cover my face with the cushion but my shoulder was shaking trying not to laugh out loud. ;p

Do you like to confront people when you feel something is not right ( to you )?
Or you'll just bitch about it behind their back with your friends?

As a vogiu bitch, i'm sure you know what's my style. LOL ;p

twisted.

I think older people ( including me ) likes to exaggerate when describing things. I was talking to a che-che member before the class. Then we started to talk about age.

Her : Aiya, you young people of cos can do fast steps la. I old already la.

Me : Young? ( process mengexagerate bermula .. ) No la. I'm almost 40 liao lo.. ( i'm 35 ;p )

Her : 40? I'm reaching 50 liao la.

Me : Wow .. Really?

Her : Haha . no la.. i got 4 more years to go before 50.

Then we continued talking about other stuffs. On my way back, while driving.. i suddenly thought of a scenario. What if lah kan .. i twist the conversation a bit .. like ..

Her : Aiya, you young people of cos can do fast steps la. I old already la.

Me : Young? ( process mengexagerate bermula .. ) No la. I'm almost 40 liao lo.. ( i'm 35 ;p )

Her : 40? I'm reaching 50 liao la. 

Me : Can see lor.

What do you think will happen huh?

Happy Labour Day everyone. :)

Tonite can go memburuh huh? lol ;p

call me ( gaga ) maybe.

Went to apply for Unifi for my house. The girl gave me the form to fill. Then she asked me the ' soalan cepu emas ' ..
" Apa ID you nak guna? Tolong bagi dua option ye. "

I was like, aiya... names again. I'm not very good in creating names ( that's why till now i have not register my company ;p ). Then i thought, what the heck? It's only for logging in ( not that i have to mention to my client, or anyone ), so dengan selambanyerr i wrote :

First Choice : DANNYGAGA

The girl saw it and laughed!!!
" Biar betul. "

I stared at her for 1 second and back to the form. Celaka punye betina! Makes me embarrass only. I actually wanted to use " THEBIGMOUTH " as my second choice, but i don't think i can take another embarrassment. So i wrote :

Second Choice : DAMOUTH ( as in The Mouth )

Now all i can do is praying that they give me my first choice, cos i think it's cool.
Say say one day you open your wifi and saw an iD by the name DANNYGAGA. Do you want to find out who is the person? ( syok sendiri ;p )

You have any unique / crazy IDs to share? :)

ask me first!

I was having dinner with friends when she received call from her friend :

" Oh, i'm now having dinner with friends. You should join us... "

And immediately she sensed a very strong and powerful bitch-stare from me. And she realized she did something wrong, by inviting stranger ( to me ) to our gathering/meeting. Cos she knows, i'll extremely uncomfortable with people who i met for first time and most likely end up keep quiet the whole night. Not that i'm cold or arrogant, but i just dunno how to socialize with strangers.

I got a few friends who always check on the guest list before decided to join the gathering/dinner. If there's new name, then most likely you won't see us there. ;p

Do you like to have surprise guests/ strangers in your gathering/ party?

One more thing that my friends will ask me first before doing anything .. buying me presents.
Cos i received complaints from friends every Christmas that i am extremely hard to shop for. ;p

water.

I am a light sleeper. A very small noise will wake me up. But i love to sleep listening to the sound of pouring rain. Not sure why, but it's very calming to me. On the hand, i totally hate sleeping with the sound of running water in the drain/pipe or water dripping from the tap.

Both same same water ( rain and from the pipe ), but why i only can accept one of them?
Strange kan? ;p

Can you sleep with noise?
Or you prefer to sleep with a certain noise only?

Anyone know when i can get those sound/noise machine with different sound ( like those we see in the movies )? Interested to get one and try the effect. :)

laughter's the best medicine?

I was having dinner at a cafe in Jaya 33. It was a quiet evening. The cafe was so peaceful with only a few customers. But i all ended when this group ( only 3 ) of map dating came in!

Ya allah! Pilih tempat duduk pun kena 5 minit. Dah settle down, then ordered food. And the nightmare begun...
They talked and talked and talked ... so loud. But worst of all, is their laugh after the talk. Very annoying.. like a bunch of TURKEY only.. Gobble gobble .. crockokok ( how to describe turkey's noise huh? ) I quickly finished my noodle and walked out from that 'farm'.

I was once scolded by my secondary teacher for laughing too loud .. with a rather high pitch ( if you know what i mean ;p ) So now i have to control the volume and tune when i laugh ;p

How do you describe your laugh? Crazy? Demure? Divaish?
Do you have a signature style?

you are what you watch.

Sometimes i feel a bit sorry to the staffs at my usual dvd shop. Cos every time i go to the shop, they'll try to sell me the latest movies, and most of them are action movie. Padahal, i sikit pun not interested in actions. My list very simple niarr... no action, no thriller/horror and no sic-fi. My philosophy is very simple. I just want to watch the movie without using my brain. Action makes me kan-cheong, thriller/horror lagi kan-cheong and sic-fi ... just too complicated for me to think. ;p

Therefore i usually go for comedies and dramas. But if there's dance or fashion element in the movie, then i'll definitely get it, even fashion in horror. lol ;p
If 'you are what you watch' .. then i'll be a dramatic person with lots of sense of humor. :)

What is your favorite movie / drama genres?

p/s : i really like Thai's drama/ comedy. not that i understand what the say.. but the way they present it is very nice and comfortable to watch. :)

not that vogiu after all.

There's a super diva member ( Chinese ) in the gym who sometimes join my class. He always come in with branded stuff ( even his water bottle ;p ) and acted all diva like so the atas. Never social with any other members, just do whatever he needed to do and then go back ( ehh! ... sounds so like me lol ;p ).

As a friendly and caring ( ;p ) diva, i always wanted to talk to him. Saje nak check his background. So one day, i saw him in the at the changing room before the class. As a 'friendly' diva, i asked him ..
" Hi .. joing class today? "

Then dengan vogiunyerr ( tapi tak sevogiu i ;p ), he turned to me and said ..
" No larrr.. very laychee ( lazy ) la, no enerchee ( energy ) today. Just run on the mesin ( machine ) only. "

Me ..
" Okay. See you in the class next time. "

I smiled to him and walked away. Ceh!! Diva kampung rupanyerrr. ;p
( yes ! i am a shallow person ;p )

I was once commented by a member that my English have a Penang Hokkian slang / accent ( padahal i'm Klang Hakka ;p ). Do you have any special slang / accent when you speak English?

comparing notes.

I was having lunch with my friend at Canton-I ( Mid Valley ) on Friday. I went in to get a table first, cos he was late. While waiting for him and browsing the menu, i got nothing to do ... so just pasang telinga je la. ;p

There's a table of 5 young adult behind me and they were busy comparing things like ..
" Eh.. u got this app boh? very cool one la . See? See? ... "
" How much you bought that LV ahh? Cos my friend iso have and she can get cheaper on overseas lerrr .. "

Okay .. gadgets and branded stuffs ~ not interested. Then i switched channel to the 2 chinese aunties sitting next me. And they were also comparing ..
" You not got eat medicine or not? How many type you take huh? .. "
" Your son got girlfriend or not? My son everyday go out with different girl.. haih ... "

Hmm.. health and family ~ very suitable for their discussion. But the best thing is when they comparing sick and dead people ..
" Eh.. i heard Susan's husband got cancer lerrr.. lung cancer worrr.. "
" Yalo yalo... i heard from Kim. Cos apparently my brother in law oso have. They met at the hospital. That's how i know. "
" Ehh? What happened to that old lady selling eggs in the our old pasar huh?"
" Which one? Nehh.. that very skinny one, husband always come to help one ahh.. "
" Ohh that one.. DIE LIAO LA! .. "
( Leave it to the aunties to create dramatic scene. ;p )

So, what you notes do you guys compare whenever meeting up with friends?
Salary? Branded stuffs? Lovers? Sex life? ...;p

It's going to be Monday again. Have a great week ahead everyone :)

the fat one.

Ever noticed that in those movies or dramas about the life in school/ college/ uni, normally there will be a fat ( or more heavy weight ) one in the group of friends. And he/she is normally the fun provider.

Do you have them in your gang back in your school days?

Or you are actually ... the FAT one? ;p

( Entri ini hanyalah untuk membuang masa semata-mata. Tiada niat untuk mengungkit rasa kurang sedap hati kepada mereka yang gemuk, yang pernah gemuk, yang sedang mengemuk/menyah-gemuk, yang kurus mengadu gemuk, dan yang gemuk tak mengaku gemuk. ;p )

I had a taste of a full-time instructor's daily routine ( i.e. conducting an average of 5 classes per day ) on Wednesday.
Consequences :
I don't want to get down from my bed on Thursday. I was too tired to move my body, even to go to toilet. ;p Can't wait for the weekend. Hopefully can rest.

Have a great weekend everyone. :)

what makes you beautiful.

Inspired by the hit song " What makes you beautiful " by the now super popular boy group ~ One Direction ( OMG.. i am super outdated, cos i can't recognize anyone of them lol ;p )

So "what makes me beautiful"?
I have to say that it's my unusual sense of humor. I know i am bitchy and got a super big mouth. But i'll make sure that every time i laser people, i'll add in a bit of humorous in it. So that they will suffer and enjoy it at the same time. My ex colleague once told me, she likes to be lasered by me. Cos it's not as harmful as the other diva in my department. ;p

Please help me to know you guys more.
" What makes you beautiful "?
( just need to pick one quality of yourself .. tak yah nak mengada-ngada bagi sampai berlambak ;p )
( also, i'm referring to inner quality only... if u say your beautiful eyes or pretty face, i'll pour acid at you very soon ;p )

transformación.

I went a haircut last week. The shampoo boy by the name Simon came to shampoo my hair while waiting for my stylist. Everything was ok until he ask me wether the pressure is ok. Apparently, that young shampoo boy is a girl ( tomboy ). She got a very convincing boyish look.

I got a friend who did some drag photoshoot. According to him, he looked like Kris Dayanti after all the makeups and hairdo. Tapi sampan sekarang, tak tunjuk-tunjuk gam bar lagi. ;p

Do you think you ( male / female ) will look nice if you drag ( as a female / male )?
I no need to think also know the answer.
With my square face, thick brow and big mouth, i'll be the literally 'drop dead' vogiu .. muka peach rumah, boleh mampos!!! lol ;p ...

Can you imagine a 'woman' like this called ... HEAVEN? lol ;p

( Post ini hanyalah untuk membuang masa. Tiada niat untuk menimbulkan sebarang rasa kurang senang hati pada mereka yang inigin, telah atau sedang mentransformasi. ;p )

apa pandang-pandang?

Why some people can stare at other people tanpa segan silu huh? Don't they know that it is rude to stare at others like that? I was stared, and i felt super uncomfortable, mainly becoz the starer ( got such word? ;p ) was not someone of my taste ( lol ;p ). If not, lain cerita la... pandanglah sepuas-puas nye.. i bole pose different angle lagi .. hahaha :)

Normally by the end of my dance class, i'll gatal-gatal to ask the member to turn back and dance facing the door ( where normally people from outside will stop and stare ). Saje, nak buat free show gitew ;p

And i shared with them a small tips :
Don't be afraid or shy with those people staring at you. What you have to do is just stare back at them. Trust me, they'll feel more uncomfortable than you guys. Cos at least you are moving, but they just stood they for you to stare. LOL :)

Do you agree with my 'philosophy' ?

le package.

Me and my friend, both 35 years old.
I look like my age but i have younger mind and attitude.
He looks early 20's ( still can pass for college big look ) but thinks like an uncle.

Given a choice, which package you want ... for yourself?
I have to admit that i am shallow, cos i think younger look might be a better choice. ;p

Last week was quite tiring. Hopefully the coming one will be better.
Have a great week ahead everyone. :)

pssst..

I was walking to the carpark after the class. There were 2 auntie member ( not my member ) a few steps away behind me. I heard them talking ..

A : Eh.. is that the dance instructor just now?

B : I think so la.. Danny or Kenny maa..

A : You saw how he shake the hip or not? So hiao. Beh than la..

B : Ya lorr ya lorr.. hehehehe ...

Why people like to talk behind others? Like literally behind others? 

I so want to turn back and say thank you to them ;p

Just realized that it's Friday the 13th today.

Anything interesting happened to you?

Enjoy the weekend everyone. :)

chicken OR rice?

How do you define a good chicken rice? By how fragrance is the rice or how juicy is the chicken? For me ..

#3 .. chicken ( i only take roasted chicken, don't like steamed ones )

#2 .. rice ( i think this is quite important )

#1 .. the chili sauce

Yes, to me , the chili sauce is the main element for a good chicken rice. I can eat the whole plate of rice just with the chili, with or without chicken. :)

Same thing for nasi lemak. I don't care how creamy your rice is, or how good is your rendang or curry, but if you sambal is not up to my taste, the .. FAIL!

So, chicken or rice for you?

i'm really really sorry :(

I came back from the class and saw a lady ( who usually feeds the cats at the parking area ) playing with the cats next to my parking lot. She smiled to me and said ...

Her : You park kat sini kan? Tadi bila you keluar you terlanggar seekor anak kucing. I dah bersihkan and tanam kat luar.

Me : Huh!!!??? ( i was so shocked and speechless and start sweating... )

I think she saw my reaction and tried to console me.
Her : Takpe. You bukan sengaja kan? You pun tak tau...

And right after that, she turned to the cat and said :
" Takpe la sayang. Anak sudah tak de. "

Now i am not sure if she's trying to make me feel better or worse.
On top of that, the mommy cat was looking and meowing at me.
I feel so sorry for her . :(

RIP kitty.

p/s : down with the flu. :(

demanding & high maintenance.

1 more week...
3 more days...
Tomorrow...

That's me, counting down the days for the next hair cut. Yay. :)

I have a very demanding and difficult to maintain, and i'm obsessed with short hair. Once my hair at the side touches my ears, i'll start to feel uncomfortable until the day they got trimmed. And my hairstylist is used to see me ... every 3 ( max. 4 weeks ).

How often do you cut your hair?

Going to cut my hair tomorrow or Thursday. Can't wait!

fast n slow.

Why some people ( me ) always walk very fast, with or without them knowing it?
- i got short legs, so every step is smaller and i have to make it up to those who take bigger step while walking... frequent asked question : You are in a hurry .. meh?

Why some people can only walk in super slow motion?
- they normally tend drag their shoes and take their own sweet time when walking ... frequent asked question : Tsk.. can walk faster or not?

Why some slow walker tend to fall when they try to walk faster?
- i just don't understand why they can lose balance or concentration when try to walk faster.

Are you a fast or slow walker .. in general?

Jolyn : The Big Mouth !?

I was doing replacement class for Jolyn the other day. So, before the class, i announced to the class ..

" Hi everyone. welcome to MTV dance. I'm Danny. I'm replacing Jolyn for today. "

Then out of sudden, a makcik ( i think she's a first timer ) said ..

" Huh!? Kat schedule tulis Jolyn. You bukan Jolyn ke? "

I looked at her and said ..

" Haha, no. Jolyn is a girl. I'm Danny "
( in my heart : akak ni biar betul? ada ke muka vogiu cam i ni bernama Jolyn? ;p )


You know, my sister ( Lady Gaga, just in case you are new here or still dunno about it.  lol ;p ) have a name for her alter ego - Jo Calderone. I also want to give a name to my own alter ego, maybe something more latinish or eastern European ... sound more sexy and grrrr. lol ;p

Any suggestions for me huh?
Ana Guilliana?
Eva Czecholslovakia?
Coco Beechee-mania? ;p

What will you name your alter ego then?

Share-share a bit :)

Happy Saturday !

hari ini dalam sejarah.

While the Christians celebrate Good Friday today, i celebrated my MALUest day.

I danced for 5 hours today. After the class, i was so tired and thirsty. So i went to Chatime to get a drink. I was standing at the counter looking at the menu ...

" Tiba-tiba, tanpa disedari, setitik air liuhku meleleh keluar dari bibirku yang tebal lagi juicy itu dan menitis di atas menu. OH TIDAK!!!!! " I was literally ' drooling' at the menu!

Not sure if the young boy at counter saw it or not, but i was trying so hard to control myself from blushing. If this is the early sign of me getting old and nyanyuk, what's next? Terkencing dalam seluar, while dancing? Ish... takutnyerrr....

Have a great weekend everyone! ( while i try to recover from my embarrassment ;p )

the longest week.

I'm going to break my own record this week. My average sweating hours ( time in the studio ) as of last week is 9 hours per week. And for this week, with all the 'doors' ( which i absolutely grateful for ), replacements and trainings, i am going to spend 15 hours in the studio. 15!!!

I am so exhausted when i reach home every night. And when i thought that i will fall asleep immediately, BOOMZZZ ... insomnia happened. Imagine a tired body with a restless mind. Maybe my body and mind is still adjusting to the new routine.

I'm not complaining, i'm just tired. ;p

What is your average working out/ exercise/ sweating hours per week?

p/s : i'm having running nose as i'm writing this post. :(
       hopefully will be fine tomorrow.

run Big Mouth, run.

I was working at 1U yesterday. Since i finished my work early, and i still have a couple of hours to kill before my class, i went for a movie ~ The Hunger Games.

Half way watching the movie, my handphone slipped out from my pocket and dropped on the floor. OMG! It was so dark and i can hardly see anything on the floor. Luckily nobody sitting next to me. So i started to molest the carpeted floor by raba-ing every inch of it. Can't find. Then i widen the raba zone and found it under s few seats to my left. Thank God.

After the movie, went down to get something to munch before going for the class. Then only i realized that my wallet was not in my pocket. Immediately i ran like nobody's business from lower ground to 4th floor. And i think i accidentally her-pushed a couple standing side by side on the escalator ( or maybe they memang patut dipushed? ;p )

I went to the entrance and told the guy .. " My .. my.. my wallet ... in .. inside.. "
He nodded and let me in. I rushed to the hall and saw the cleaner was vacuuming the floor. I told him about my wallet and went to my seat. SHIT! It's not there. We kept searching up and down but can't find it. Then this "angel from Bangladesh" said something that i never thought i would be so happy to hear it  .. " sini ada "
There, my wallet, stuck in between the seat! I was so happy and relieved. I thanked him and tipped him for his help and honesty ( cos he can just pretend can't see anything and take it after i'm gone ).
Syukur alhamdullilah.

When was the last time you ran so fast as if you were running for the Olympics?

good bye.

It's the 2nd day of 2nd quarter of 2012. I am starting to believe that everything is going to be better from now on.

I bid farewell to one of my class due to some reasons / excuses (:P).  It was kinda sad at the beginning, cos that was one of my earliest class since i became an instructor and it's been more than 4 years with the members. But the sadness didn't last long cos guess what? Right after i told he management on my decision to drop the class, i received calls .. and were offer 4 NEW CLASSES somewhere else ( at a much better rate and nearer to my place too!! syukur alhamdullilah )

All the while, i believe that ..
" Sometimes, letting go not necessarily is a bad/sad things to do. ( work, relation, etc. ) "
And i'm happy, i'm kinda right again. :)

Anyone starting a new journey this month?

15 years

Received a sms from a friend who is currently teaching in a college.

Her : Oooi.. i found a guy who looks exactly like you la. He is 20 years old. He likes to dance. His fashion style is same as you and he is also got a very laser mouth. Just like you. ;p

Me : Really? Send me his pic please. Let me see.

( 5 mins later, i received her mms of that guys pic )

Me : Damnnnnnn!!!! I have to say, i totally agree with you la. He does look like me.. i mean the young me. Scary.....

You know, it's quite normal when people told you that you look like somebody. But when you yourself admitted that, it's a big deal...

Then i thought of this crazy idea/ prank. What if i ask her to go to that guy, show him my picture and say :

" Hey, you really look like one of my friend. Here's his pic. Just wanted to give you a preview on how you'll look like .. in 15 years. Enjoy. ;p " LOL. Giller kan? ;p

What will you do if someone came to you and said the same thing?

It's officially the beginning of the 2nd quarter of the year! Are things going accordingly to your annual plan so far?

jangan jeles.

I am a sweaty person. I can drip/leak sweat anytime. And it become worse when i'm in the gym/class. So one day after the class, one of my member came to me and teased me ..


Her : Tsk tsk tsk ... Danny, why can't you sweat normal, just like us? See? You sweat so much until your backside also all wet. It's so embarrassing.

Me : You know why? Cos i got a HOT ass and you don't. So ...  jangan jeles. ;p

It's good to syok sendiri once a while. Have you self-syoking lately?

p/s : heard the radio station making fun of this lala song .. and it brought back so many memories .. i've posted it at side bar.. saje nak irritatekan u orang ;p enjoysss.
where's all my lalas? put your hands up... go lala, go lala....

fat jolly. skinny bitch

"You can't be fat and mean, Andrea. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people, but joy attracts them. You can either be fat and jovial or a skinny bitch. Pick one. It's up to you." 

"Nobody likes a fat bitch."

Those are some of the quotes that i found interesting when watching " The Big C " ( story about a woman living with cancer ).

It sounded mean but kinda true, at least i think so.
So which category are you?
Fat jolly?
Skinny bitch?
Or a a crossover of both? ;p

Now i know why i am constantly obsessed with trying to stay skinny for the past 35 years  .. cos i was born bitchy. (SNAP) ;p

active.

You all should know by now that i am not only vogiu, bitchy, but also extremely ANTI-SOCIAL.  A lot of people still surprise when i told them that i don't do FB  ( cue gasp ;p ).

Wanna know my list of active friends?

Active as in we will meet up at least once every 2 months.

People i still contact from ...

~ Kindergarden / Primary / Secondary school ( 0 )

~ College ( 0 )

~ Previous companies ( 2 )

~ close friends ( < 5 )

So how many active friends do you have?

( those that you meet up at least once every 2 months, excluding those hi-byes, photo tagging/liking friends from fb ;p )

Some think that i'm pathetic, with so little friends. But i'm totally ok and comfortable with it. At least i'm better than those people who constantly asking/begging/forcing people to add them as friend in fb or whatever b. Kan? ;p

your moment.

Sorry for the delay on announcing the winners. You know la, too many entries to choose ( padahal, tak lebih daripada 10 pun .. sob sob ;p ). 

Anyway, the total number of vogiufly in the pic is 57. So here's the list of winners with their answers and slogan/statement :

WINNER #1

For Better or WorseMar 16, 2012 11:21 AM

50,
DTBM is Smashingly Vogiu that always make me laugh when i read his blog. No matter how stress he can be, he still keep the vogiuness that only DIVA status can do that. No!!!! this is not AirCond Level5 with lowest temperature compliment, but these are sincere in my heart coz I'm also admirer his Divaness. Altho sometime his Divaness a bit salah but what the hell.
Ok tak? kekekekekeke

( Note : i like the fact that he pandai-pandai go and add SMASHING in front of my/the VOGIU. ;p )

WINNER #2

jadeMar 20, 2012 08:31 PM

#65
DTBM is.... (ene mine myne more)just ANNOYING!! This self proclaim diva not only want us to look hard at his so called vogiu photos (Did anyone realise he is a bit too old to be a cam whore")to count butterflies but to write something about him as well!! Just who does he think he is??
Well, you asked for it!

( Note : i like how she laser me, but i know deep down in her, she adores me...haahahahahahhaha ;p )

WINNER #3

two horns childMar 17, 2012 10:57 PM

#68
DTBM is vogiuly funny with his bitchy lame jokes. You are annoyingly memorable. Thank You for having this blog. It has always been a pleasure reading it.

( Note : i like how he kept it simple and straight to the point. just like how i laser people without wasting time for them to get ready ;p )

WINNER #4

tulsMar 15, 2012 10:17 AM

69
DTBM is bitchy bcos he wears long flare skirts, doesnt hug, a bird diva in his first commercial, even more diva cos going for 2 diva concerts, so sweet yet complain ants datang, speed and avoided accident yet still masih tidak berubah, trying to find his family tree by dreaming himself as ghetto and ultimately still denying the fact that he is young and cute... *rolleyes*..
how to tahan?!
lol
xoxo

( Note : i like how he summarized the key words from my previous entries with all the elements. you are young n cute and very the talented, from a tuls to another tuls. ;p )

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Nas & Tuls, 

Please send your contact to deardanny@yahoo.com

Jade,

I'll pass the gift to you when i see u in class, ok?

Two Horns Child,

I'll contact you ( check you message ;p )

And now i shall do the shopping to buy the gifts. Please give me some time ya. :)

And for the rest of the people. THANK YOU VERY MUCH for your participations and supports. Jasa budi anda akan dikenang selamanya. :)

And finally, stay VOGIU everyone :)

4:01

I'll be starting my new journey in blogging in a couple of hours ... Year 4, Day 1.

It might sound nothing to you, but to me ... it's totally an achievement that i am totally proud of. Thanks everyone for your support, comments and complaints. Not easy to maintain a vogiu blog you know? With all the vogiu-wannabes out there. LOL ;p

Anyway, have a great weekend and we shall start a new chapter with some vogiu bitching soon. :)

P/s : i'll be announcing the winner of 萬千星輝賀大嘴  contest in the next post. :)

something's wrong.

I was getting ready to go out. I wore my shoes, took my bags and went out. But right after i stepped out of the door, i have a very strong feeling that something is not right, but i can't really think of anything. I walked to the car, started the engine and there, i suddenly realized something that made me feel that. It was when i wear my shoes.

You see, i normally wear my shoes on right then to left foot. But today dunno what happened, i started with my left foot. And that made me so uncomfortable ( mentally). I know it's a bit OCD cos i took off my shoes and wear it again, from right to left. ;p

Do you have a daily routine that you must follow strictly?
And you'll feel uncomfortable if you mixed/missed out 1 step?

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

mambo, cha-cha-cha.

I am currently teaching 3 types of classes in the gym :

~ Drums Alive ( drumming using fitball )
~ MTV dance ( dancing to pop sings MTV style )
~ Latin jam ( fusion Latin and Pop dance - NOT ballroom dancing )

And i got a slight issue on my Latin classes, as most of the members are of the matured group. I'm trying very hard to attract more young members to join. But whenever they heard of those mambo or cha-cha-cha thing, they'll just back off. cos 'it's too old for them', they thought.
I tried to make the class younger by using lots of Latin Pop songs ( Shakira, J Lo, Pitbull, etc ) also made the steps more fun, but still not  not getting any responses from them.

Any suggestions for me to get their attention?

I recently found this drama series " SMASH ". It's about a group of people trying to start a new musical based on Marilyn Monroe. Super awesome with the sexy songs and dance choreos. Please check it out. :)

p/s : i've posted a song "WEPA" that i used in my Latin class. Try listen to it. Is it too old?

pp/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

the Big 3.

It's almost a quarter of the year. How's everyone doing? Early this year, i made a list ... 3 things that i plan/must/hope to accomplished this year ...

a) settle house loan ( hopefully by June )
b ) redecorate / refurbish my house ( hopefully before Christmas )
c) learn guitar ( haven't got the time to check out courses and fees, EXCUSE!!! ...lol ;p )

What's you Big 3 this year?
Something big enough to affect/change your life in any other way ...

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

PANTOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!

I was so happy this morning. Went ot Sri Pentas to collect my Kylie Minogue concert tickets. 2 hours later, someone from FlyFM called, telling me thta the concert is now CANCELLED! WTF!!!!!

Is that what we called 'karma'? Cos i've been showing off merata-rata with the news. Fingers crossed nothing happen to my Gaga's show. Cos that one oso i dah kompang satu kampung. ;p
Haih .. Memang memantatkan!

I channeled out my frustration and anger in my Drums Alive class just now. I feel so powerful and macho drumming hard on the fitball. Kesian fitball. But at least i'm feeling great now. Hahaha ;p
How's your Monday?

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

the (un)approachable me!?

Went to get my hair cut few days ago. My only request ( besides making me looks more presentable ) to my stylist was ' please make me more approachable '. ;p

You see, a lot of people ( especially members ) commented that they thought i am a very serious and cold ( not cool ) person. But after knowing me, they realized that i am totally opposite from what they expected .. a HOT BITCH. lol ;p

So this is what my stylist did to me ( my hair ).

Do you think i look friendlier or more approachable now?

Or i still look bitchy? ;p

I know, i know ... once a bitch, always a bitch. ;p

Btw, look at my forehead .. so broad and flat.. can build airport oso. lol ;p
Do you have broad forehead like mine too?

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

萬千星輝賀大嘴。

It's the month of my Blogniversary again, exactly 10 more dyas to go. As suggested by ChenXing, maybe i should do something. So yes, i'm doing the CONTEST, again. ;p

Look at the below picture, it's my DIY headgear ( VOGIUFLY ) that i made for one of my gym event few years back. Cantik kan? ( this is not a question. ;p u can check the post for the materials and making process )

Now, can you guess the number of vogiufly on my head? ( total number from all 4 pictures, include the one yang hinggap kat tangan i ok? ) ( between 30 ~ 80 )

Since it's so easy to guess, i kinda wanna know more about how you feel about me. So, kindly complete the following statement :

" Danny : The Big Mouth is vogiu/bitchy/funny/lame/annoying ( choose 1 only ) becoz ... "

Sample answer :

# 39

DTBM is annoying cos always act young and vogiu. padahal, dah tua tapi tak sedar diri lagi.

rasa nak tampar aje kalo ternampak kat tepi jalan.

Since it's my 4th blogniversary, i will select 4 winners with the correct/closest number of vogiufly and with the most creative statement. I will announce the winner list on the blogniversary day ( 24/3 ) itself.

So cepat ya, jangan tunggu lama lama.. Ada hadiahs yang lumayan vogiu sedia menanti. :)

p/s : please.. die die oso say something or tembak the answer la.. if no business very memalukan one larr.. ;p tq.

krazy over kylie

I am literally on cloud nine now!!! :)

Kan yesterday i just got the news that i am going to see Gaga in June? Guess what? Just now, i called in FlyFM and won myself a pair of ticker for F1 Rock concert for .. KYLIE MINOGUE  .. Yaaaaaaaay!!!!  I am the luckiest bitch on earth. ;p

So far i only know that JBoy is a fan of Kylie's. Anyone out there is her fans as well?

Wow, 2 divas in a week. Tak sia-sia i sembahyang siang malam kat my Madam Kuan ( Yin ) ay home. :) So which diva shall i target next huh? Beyonce? ( baru habis beranak, dun think so fast got concert ) Or Madonna? ( next year baru sampai Australia ).I know Adele is coming ( not in KL la ;p ) soon. Must start looking for the contest for it. :))

googoo over gaga

Just found out that i am going to watch Lady Gaga's concert in Jakarta! ( Jakarta? why not Singapore? Don't ask. ;p ) It's in early June, so i only have 2 months to prepare myself ... mentally and baju-ly. Cos based on my Kylie's concert in Bangkok last year, most of the people will wear something iconic from the singer to the show. What should i wear? Gosh ... can't wait, can't wait ... but very pekchek. ;p

Can i wear my HOOKERFACE ( a low class version of POKERFACE.. lol ;p ) mask to the show?

Been super busy for the past few days. Not enough water and sleep. Super exhausted. My nose was bleeding a bit this morning, maybe due to the hot weather? Hmm .. hopefully nothing serious.
Everyone : drink more water and take good care of yourselves ya. :)