sabar KAK .. ;p

I was doing the window display at one of the shop in Tropicana City Mall when a young Malay couple came in and ask for some direction. I think they are really SUEI that day cos they ter-went to the "DIVA" of the shop for direction.

Young guy : Bang, xxx ( dunno what shop is that ) kat maner yer?

DIVA : ( bengang kena panggil 'bang'. lol ;p ) U pergi kat sana ,pas tu belok kiri. then jalan terus.

Young guy : Belok kiri pas tu maner?

DIVA : ( already giving the raising eyebrow look ) jalan terus.

Young guy : ( turned to her girlfriend .. then back to the DIVA ) Betul ke bang? Jalan terus ke?

DIVA : Uh huh.. jalan terus, langgar aje ape yang ada.

Young guy : Thank you ( then quickly went out )


I was laughing in the window listening to their conversation. Kesian betul cik abang tu. Tapi emmang padan muka pun. Cakap 2 kali pun tak paham-paham.

So who are you siding in this situation?
The guy or the DIVA?

For an inpatient person like me, of cos i side the DIVA la. ;p

TERUS AJE, LANGGAR APA YANG ADA ... ( so classic ;p )

Pa-du-ree

Nothing much on Paree as well. Went to the La Fayette to shop for other people ~ LV, BV & Longchamp. ( Tips : If you want to buy those branded stuff, go early morning. No queue at the boutique as well as the detax counter ) Went to the Lourve to see Lisa姐 ( 也不過如此 ;p ).

Went to see a performance in Paris, the world famous ~ MOULIN ROUGE. ( Tips : Don't watch it on the 1st day you arrived, cos you'll be knocking your head against the wall trying not to fall asleep ;p ) Err... i think it was just a so-so show. Great props and backdrop. But the costume coordination was a bit kelam-kabut. Sekejap Egypt, then suddenly add in Oriental. Me ( was in showbiz ) and Yasmin ( currently in fashion line ) oso tak boleh tahan. Guess as long as they are baring their top, no one cares right? ;p

Trying very hard to look cultured by admiring the paintings that i tak faham. ;p

Maybe i should do a 'Mulan Loot' bar here. And all my dancers will bare their ... foot. LOL.
You think got business or not? ;p


* tq Yasmin for the pics. :)

full .

Normally. i close my BIG DEAL once a day, every morning after brushing my teeth. But ever since i came back from the trip, i've been closing deal few times a day. Mostly very GOOD DEAL, very 'profitable' .. not the sakit perut way. But the funny thing is, i cut down my food after the trip cos gained some weight during CNY and the trip.

Funny kan?
Normal food intake ~ one DEAL a day.
Less food intake ~ multiple DEALS a day.
I wonder how come there's so many stocks?

Is it normal OR .. it's just me .. FULL OF SH*T!? lol ;p



Some random pics we took in London. That's what happened when you are with a group ( or maybe just 1 ) silly people. YES WIN-NI , I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU. ;p



Brought the wrong sweater and wrong shoes. But can't help it, cos too cold. Just look at the color combination on my t-shirt, sweater and shoes ...GOSH, I FEEL SO COLORBLIND !!!!
( fashion trend of the day : "ASAP" ~ as SALAH as possible ;p )



* tq Win-ni for the pics :)

regret-nyerr

After attending just a few classes, i'm already running low on my candies and chocolate for the members. And still got 3 more classes to go. Now i have to take some from those that i reserved for my family so that it's enough for everyone ( almost ).

Hmm .. maybe i should estimate more on the souvenir next time.
( Padahal, i didn't buy anything for myself, just 2 CD from the musicals. ;p )

Do you have the 'tradition' or habit to buy stuff/souvenir for almost everyone that you know every time you go traveling?


p/s : some of my members are really good in taking order. cos when i saja-saja ask them to take more .. they really DID. lol ;p

Lon-the-don

Since this is not the first time for us visiting London and Paris, so we did not take a lot of touristy pictures. So don't expect Eiffel Tower and Big Ben in the coming posts. ;p

The main reason for us to go to London is to meet up with the ever lovely and sometimes crazy Win-ni. Secondly is to watch the musicals ( aimed this since 2007, after i watched my 1st musical "Chicago" in London. I'm not going write the synopsis of both musicals here ( you want to know? google sendiri ;p ). But below are my humble feeling after watching the musicals ...

WICKED :
Sangat sedap. Nice costume & props and of cos, nice songs. I've been humming "Defying Gravity" since i watched a scene in Ugly Betty where they went to see WICKED. Really worth the money lorr..:)

THE LION KING :
LAGI SEDAP. I was having goose-bumps the moment the actress open her mouth and sing ( in some African native language ) at the very first scene. So nice set, everything was really good. They even walked thru the audience to go on stage, so that we can have a closer look on their costume and feel the ambience. And oh ya, i cried 2 times ~ once when they sang "Can you feel the love tonite" and at the finale. Sangat the touching lorrr...


Looking forward to watch other musicals in the future.
Any recommendations besides Phantom & Mamma Mia?



Some crazy pictures with my lovely Biaomei and the gang ... Can you believe it? We ( mainly ) Win-ni danced while shopping in the supermarket? ;p
It was so cold, check out my RED nose ;p



* tq Yasmin for the pics. :)

quickie ...

... reached home
... cleaned the house
... changed the bedsheet
... vomited 3 times
... took the shower
.. need to zzzzzzzzzz now ...


p/s : London was fantastic. :)

飛

Posted a 'meriah and sexy' song .. to maintain the divaness and the positive energy in my blog while i am away. :)
Don't miss me too much ya? ;p

p/s : Did a few classes using Gaga's Born This Way ... member's feedback was really good : " We should do something like this more often." And i replied : " It's very much depends on the song." Cos most of her songs are very 'inspiring' for me to choreograph. :)
Guess i am just another GAGA-victim huh? ;p

Let me teach you ...

... how to get exra angpau for Chinese New Year.;p

I guess it is not too late to share a "CNY" joke.

Every year, me and my secondary school classmates will gather at my friend's house during CNY. Eat and gamble. Maybe i was too carried away with the game, i said something stupid when my friend's father came back.


A : Uncle, Gong Xi Fa Cai.

B : Uncle, Happy New Year.

Me ( busy counting points on my poker cards ) :

Uncle, HAPPY ... BIRTHDAY.

I was so embarrassed and everyone laughed at me. I think that uncle pity me, so he gave me 2 angpau .. one for CNY and one for his 'Birthday'. lol ;p


BTW, how was your CNY 'income' this year?
Mine is quite good ... he he he. ;p

blog + er = blogger

Kisah Benar... sumpah!
I was in primary school, having my English test ...

Question :
What is a room where you have shower in it?
_ _ _ _ room ( ans : BATHroom )

My answer :
SHOWroom
( Gilerr kan? My england was really powderful then. I thought 'shower' is show+er. Just like teach+er, work+er, etc. I wonder what was my teacher's reaction when she saw my answer... BOWDOOOWW ;p )


Anybody can top my bodohness?
Don't malu malu to share ya..:)

唔好講啦。

I was doing my business ( big one ;p ) it the gym's toilet when suddenly a loud ringtone ( boom boom pow.... boom boom pow... ) came from the next cubicle ... make people terkejut & terkecut only. The guy answered the phone. He then talk and talk and talk for about 5 minutes. And there i was, forced to listen to his conversation.

Don't you think it's a bit rude to talk in the toilet? Huuhh.. nak 'close deal' dengan peacefully pun tak boleh. ;p


Will you answer call while in toilet?
I won't ... normally i will silent it so that it won't ring at all. ;p

Running Potato

Ever since CNY, my daily life can be summarized by using only 2 words : COUCH POTATO. No wonder my body oso more and more like potato ;(

Not much VM job to do since CNY. It will be the low season for VM till end April. Luckily i still got the classes to do. Or else sure i die boredom

Last Friday, nothing to do. Gatal. Went jogging for an hour ( cos really cannot tahan the shape of my body liao ;p ). Never jogged like that before in my life, but was worth it. Cos the ' permandangan sepanjang jalan' was quite nice. LOL ;p

The next day, my kaki macam nak tercabut. Naik pentas pun susah. Members laughed at me. Damn. ;(


Went jogging again today. Hopefully it will be ok tomorrow. 2 classes, and i'm going to do the song that i played over and over again these few days ~ BORN THIS WAY by my sister GAGA. :p

I think this is the 'most normal' song with positive message from GAGA so far and i'm loving it! Fast fast go listen and let me know how you feel. :)

心低話。

I was at the saloon getting my hair cut. As usual, i'll wash my hair. And the shampoo boy was trying to PR with me. Asking me what do i do, where do i work, where do i stay, etc. At first it was still ok, but he is getting more and more annoying.

I told him i am teaching dance classes in fitness centre. Then he asked me a BONUS question :

" So you teach the people dance lah? "
（ So, 你係嘪教個D人跳舞吤？）

I answered, " Yes."

But in my heart, " Of cos teach people lah, abothen? teach ghost ahh? "
（更係教人跳舞啦，唔通教鬼跳咩？）

Do you think it is very rude if i answer him like that? But that's the truth worr...lol ;p


SOrry lah, i really cannot tahan long winded person. ;(

sorry for making you smile ...

There's this girl in my class who always have a very serious facial expression. One day, in the middle of the class, i told her to smile while dancing. So that she can relax and enjoy more. And she did, she smiled for me ... and i finally know why so never smile in the class ...

I felt sorry for her ;p

You know, some people were born to look better when they are not smiling. I am one of them. cos when i smile, my face will blush and i'll show my whole set of teeth and my super big gum. ;p

Can you smile?

L.A.M.E.

Tomorrow is the day when people LOVE and HATE at the same time. Couples will love it and singles hate it. But for a non-romantic person like me, it's just another day. ;p

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. :)

By the way, which of the following you think is the LAMEst VDay gift?
a) Teddy bear

b) Heart shape chocolate

c) Rose bouquet

d) Rose bouquet with chocolate and teddy bear?


One more thing, i hope that our florist ( most of them ) can spend more time study and improve their bouquet wrapping style. Cos from my observation, 70% of the flower bouquets in the market are being presented with horrible wrapping/packaging. They always add a few layers of colorful wrapper to make it bigger. But to me, they just made the bouquet looks cheaper. Don't they know that LESS is MORE?

You agree with me?

先生，先生。。。有個窿

It happened N years ago ...

I was at the gym working out. When i was doing sit up, i noticed a girl passed by and stared at me. Not sure why she was smiling. After the workout, i went to the changing room. Took off my shirt then my pants and ... astaghfirullahalazim!!!

But i have to thank that girl for not telling me. At least i can finish my whole workout session. Cos if she did, i will be so damn malu ! LOL :p

p/s : luckily i was not wearing a fancy color or design underwear...lol ;p


Would you tell a stranger that his/her pants is koyak?

Me vs Mdm Kuan

One of my friend complained on my attitude.

" Why must you be so Bitchy? So Stubborn? Calculative and Anti-Social?
Why can't you be more nicer and better person; like Mdm Kuan ~ Maha Penyayang, Maha Pengasih, Maha Pengampun, blah blah blah ..." ( .. can't remember what else he said ;p )

After he finished his long lecture, i turned to him and said :

如果我真的像觀音姐姐醬好，我就不會坐在這裡。我早就上神臺等你拜啦！
( If i am as good as Mdm Kuan, i won't be sitting here. You'll see me on praying table. ;p )

( picture taken at Macau, 2005 )
大嘴賤言，有沒有很賤？哈哈。

超。直白

I always know that i am very bad in PR, cos i dunno how to 'repackage' my words ... to make it more flowery.

I was talking to my friend about Hello Kitty. We normally described Kitty as rounded, whitish, with a bow ribbon, innocent rounded eyes, etc rite? Then i told him that actually Hello Kitty have a boyfriend ~ Dear Daniel. And when he asked me to describe Dear Daniel, i only used 3 words ...

" Like cat lorr " ( 貓樣囉 )

At that very moment, i realized that i KILLED all the cuteness on Dear Daniel. ;p


請問個位朋友，我有講錯嗎？
看來，我不只人很超級白，連講話也很超直白！

你呢？
是不是直白人？
( sounds so salah...lol ;p )

more FUN fries?

I was at McD yesterday for lunch. Had a set of my favorite Double Cheese Burger. So satisfying. :)~

As i was enjoying the burger, i noticed that there's some people who poured out all their fries on the tray. To me it's a bit messy ( berselerak macam makanan ayam jerr. ;p ).

Do you think that is the more fun and yummy way to eat fries?
Do you eat that way as well?
Or you are like me, pick one by one from the cup?

多多指教。

Was doing the spring cleaning for my laptop and found these clips. A project i did last year which brought me a lot of good reviews and opportunities. It's a performance by the staff for the company's charity dinner. I also broke my own record as this is the biggest group of staffs that i've taught ( 50+ ) for a company's performance by far.

Part 1 ( African Tribal Dance )


Part 2 ( Disco Dancing )


The steps are quite basic cos we want everyone to get it to create the mass impact. Feel free to comment. And if your company is looking for someone to do this type of event...
YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL ... rite? :P

say it right :)

Some people like " 恭喜發財 " , cos getting rich is the ultimate aim every year.

Some like " 青春美麗 ", cos looking great is the most important thing is the whole life. ( am partly in this category ;p )

But i like " 心想事成 " the most. Cos i think this is the most complete wishes of all ( semua dalam satu ). Save time and can get everything that you want. ( Talk about efficiency ;p )

So if you see me during CNY, no need to say the whole bunch of wishes. Just a simple " 心想事成 " will do :)

Big Mouth would like to wish everyone ...


Or you actually got other preference?