Back to Basic ...

It's the end of 2009 and i decided to do it the basic/ traditional way .. write the post ... YES! i mean WRITE.
( Kindly click on it to read the content ;p )





There you go, my last entry for 2009. Just so you know ~ WRITING a post can be quite tiring. LOL ;p
See you next year. CHEERS !!! :))

p/s : did u have a great 2009? i know i did :)

a little too LATE ?

I tried something unusual the other day...

I was chatting with one of my friend via skype. We talked about life, Christmas party and gifts, my blog.. and all the usual stuffs. But the UNSUAL thing is ... I WAS EXTREMELY NICE TO MY FRIEND!!! I was so polite, soft spoken and apologize immediately when i said something wrong. And THAT IS SO NOT TYPICAL ME ;p LOL
At the end, the conclusion that i got from him was ... " something is bothering me, i am not happy. Cos I AM ACTING WEIRD."

CAN'T I BE NICE TO PEOPLE ONCE A WHILE?
ON CHRISTMAS DAY MAYBE?
LOL :P

Most of my friends or ex-colleagues love my bitchy attitude. Cos they said that it's very entertaining to watch me do my LASER SHOW. ;p Gosh, I guess it's very hard for people who have a VOGUE ( or rather unfriendly ) FACE like me to be nice and friendly to others. 命苦啊~~~


Do you think that you will still come and visit my blog if i cut down all the craps and bitchiness ... say January 2010 onward? :)
( BE HONEST !!! )

這個聖誕很浮誇！

Went to a Christmas Party organized by friends on Thursday. ( FYI, this is my very first time attending a Christmas party lerr..) And the theme for the night is OTT ~ Over The Top ( 浮誇 ) !!! And there is actually a PUNISHMENT for the LEAST OTT guest! Oh by the way, the BEST OTT award gets RM200. ( 10 person x RM20 each ).

Knowing me ~ the KIASU one, and them ~ the DARE DEVILS, of cos we have to dress up really OVER to avoid being punished. Who knows what is in the punishment lists.;p

There, my OTT look for the night. Ada OVER tak?I stitched the costume myself, ok? ;p Anyone want to borrow for Halloween next year? ;p

( thanks SookTeng for the pics ;))

Although i didn't get the BEST DRESSED AWARD, but i am glad that i made some new friends that night. ( not easy for some anti-social like me to make new friends, ok? ;p )

Did you have an over-the-top Christmas this year? I did. :)

p/s : Would like to thank the following people for their gifts :

Alan C. , now i can stay vogue-ly fresh whenever and wherever i go ;p
Wayne , now i can be in tip top condition ( btw, the opening is as wide as my mouth.. lol )
Kristen , now i can show the world how fit i am...;))
KK , now i can widen my circle of friends
Andrew , now i can keep my private stuff.. PRIVATE ;p

I wanna know ...

算一算，都已經blog有一段時間了。
在2009結束前，想知道大家對我的印像
（ 通過我的posts和人。。如果我們有見過面啦。）
但如果只是醬講又好像有點無趣。
不如就只用四個字來形容吧。

我看我 ： 賤光四射

其他的samples 。。。
我看SK ： 臥虎藏龍
我看Keenyee ： 外俏內騷
我看Alan C ：人小腿大
我看Karen ：能煮能幹

你看我 ：ＸＸＸＸ？
（你也可以用四個字來形容自己，方便我更了解你）


*不可以用粗口噢！！！ （雖然我知道你很想用來罵我。哈哈。）

** HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :)

前進？後退？

Something funny happened today...

After finished a class at the studio, i packed my bag and went down to get my car.( The studio is at 1st floor )FYI, the staircase is s a bit narrow lah, just nice for 2 person like me ( M size ) to walk side by side. Normally the staircase is clear when i go down. But today, as i was going down , there's a rather 'large' lady coming up for the Yoga class.

I think she is in her mid twenties, and is wearing a XXL clothes. When i saw her coming up, i was panicked. Not because that she is too pretty or what. But i was thinking wether to go up again ( so that she can come up first, BUT i think that is a bit rude ~ indirectly showing that she is very big ;p ), or just continue walking down and maybe have to squeeze a but when we meet side by side.

What would you do if you are in this situation?


p/s: to those inconsiderate people who likes to stand side by side ( 2 or 3 person ) on the escalator and block other people from going up, i got three words for you from the bottom of my heart ~ 死開啦！

my MOMENT

I enjoy being on stage ( dancing, not talking ), and i love that moment. Cos i can feel the confidence and the satisfaction. And i know i can send out strong message through my body language and attract those that need to be attracted. But when i stepped off the stage, i will be someone that is too shy to voice up. Public speaking = asking me to kill myself! I called it 'off-stage fright'. ;p

Now, i believe that there is some little thing you do everyday which makes you feel confident, satisfied and enjoy doing it. It could be :
~ the moment where you are doing some presentation in front of your clients
~ the moment you get back from work and cook dinner for your loved ones
~ the moment you speeding all the way to work cos you over-slept


So, what is THE MOMENT of your daily life?

p/s : If you think 'crossing the road in front of pavilion with your supermodel walk' is your moment ... err.. still acceptable lah. ;p

點解我唔係名牌精？

我一向來都不是名牌的支持著。除了香水，我看我對那些價格有點過高的名牌商品是好無興趣。（但這不代表我不留意他們的新問跟動向）說真的，做我這一行的人很少是不用名牌的。有時可能是個人喜好，又或著是工作時拿來充場面用的。

每逢聖誕或生日，朋友都會有同樣的煩腦 。。。不知道要送什麼禮物給我。我自認是個很龜毛和'yimjim'的人。很少人會懂得我的想法，導致通常都會收到一些‘不是我‘的禮物。好死不死，我又不好名牌。因為朋友說：像我醬的人，送名牌就最安全。哈哈。（如果有醬簡單我就不叫‘大嘴‘啦。;p）


你是不是一個很會選禮物的人呢？還是你只買你喜歡的東西送人呢？
Are you someone who is very good in selecting gifts for friends? Or you bought it just bcos you like it?

( So far i have not get any back feed back from friends la. It's either i'm really good in CHOOSING, or they are really good in ACTING. ;p LOL )

包好了。

After spending few days thinking of the concept and searching for materials.. here it is.. my Christmas gift wrapping for this year. Trying not to do the expected stuff, so i did the low profile thing with a hint of the festive. Nothing loud or rich, just humble and eye soothing ( just like ME !!! ...LOL ;p )


低調僕實的聖誕包裝，你喜歡嗎？

p/s: so happy to 'meet up' with one of the blogger while searching for the berries at 1 U yesterday. Nice meeting you, Sandra.:)

Good BUY !

Have you ever bought something that you felt TOTALLY WORTH BUYING even after a long period of using it?

If you dunno me yet, i am a SHOE-FREAK. I can't stand looking at a pair of nicely designed shoes. And if the shoes come with an affordable price ( there is no description for AFFORDABLE ;p ), i won't think twice but to buy it immediately. Guess there's a little bit of CB ( SJP ) in me. ;p

There is these 2 pairs of shoes that i bought years ago, but still made me proud every time i wear it.

1st pair : My NIKE gym shoes. Wear it to almost everyday. You can see some part of the sole is a bit worn out. But sometimes still get compliments from others. Do you like the color combinations?


2nd pair : This one lagi macam CELEBRITY. Bought it 2 years ago and only wear it to special occasions. But every time people saw it, they will definitely ask me where i bought it, cos they really love it. Never fail to grab the attention ( sometimes i just wish that i am the shoes ;p ) Do you think that the design is too loud?


Now, what is THE thing you bought that really makes you proud? Let's narrow down the category to clothing or accessories ( bags, shoes, etc ) items. Share a bit, mana tau we are of the same taste? ;))

What is NOT in your wish list?

Finally, completed all the Christmas job last night. So now i can put my Christmas nightmare aside, and start my favorite thing ~ CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!
It's always a big challenge to buy things for your friends cos you want them to like the gift as much as you do at the end of the day. That's why i normally try to get the gifts which are suitable or useful to them.
Now, do you mind sharing with me the things that you DO NOT wish to receive as your Christmas gift? Just want to know what is the not so popular gift in general. ( Doesn't mean that i'll get something for all of you, ok? ;p Unless you have been good to me ;) )


After getting all the gifts, it will be another part of the process that i love ~ GIFT WRAPPING. Still remember the wrapping style for last year Christmas? Hoping to do something impressive this year. Wait and see ya...:)

Gift Wrapping for Christmas 2008

大婆。二奶

星期五剛忙完了Setia Alam的Annual Dinner show。以為今年可以擺脫‘二奶‘的命運，那知道。。。連三甲都沒得進！
不過還好，只是有點小失望，沒有很難過。可能一開始就對整個show沒什麼信心。也可能因為太累和生病，所以沒有力去想太多。

要感謝Biaomei的大力幫忙。載我去那‘飛波‘還有幫忙做dresser。
也要感謝阿蘭。雖然生病不能來幫忙，但也很有responsibility的通知我。你take care啦。

星期六看了醫生，吃藥睡了一整天。。。爽！

空檔時為Biaomei拍的‘少女專集‘。有沒有很青春，很夢幻？哈哈。
( Sorry ah.. a bit out focused ;p )


話說回來，大多部分人都會有醬的想法：

‘大婆有權力，二奶有美麗。‘

有得選，在不破壞人家的家庭幸福情況下，你會選做大婆還是二奶呢？

Hottest topic in town ...

Today is only the 2nd day of December, but i've already heard people talking about the same topic everywhere more than 10 times.

" Wah... so fast.. it's the last month of the year liao... Have you achieved your target for this year? "

A bit sien la.. everywhere oso people ask me the same question. My target? Err.. to stay happy lo..( and to be fit ;p ). I don't really set a target / plan for myself every year. Cos i am too lazy to think of my future... just let it be lah.. As long as i am enjoying my everyday.:)

But if you really want me to sit down and think, what did i achieved so far ya?...

~ went holiday ( at least once a year lo. 2009 ~ Spain & Portugal )
~ did lots of VM job which most of them are new for me ( especially the Christmas set ups.. damn tiring.. but when i look at the reward... hehee.. can go shopping liao...;p ) ( will show you guys the pics if got chance lah )
~ know more friends from the blogsphere lo...( cos i hardly go out and mix around.. so glad and thankful...( fake tears in my eyes ))

Honestly, my daily life is quite a routine, so nothing much to pick on.


So, what's your biggest achievement this year ( so far lah )?
( I hardly ask so serious question one ok? It's so not me ;p )

我係九號

如果你昨晚有去看阿蓮的演唱會，你可能會看到我。你也可能沒發覺舞台上有我。
但別誤會，我還沒到那個standard能幫阿蓮伴舞。FYI，dancer 1到dancer 6是阿蓮的香港dancers。而dancer 7到dancer 10是阿蓮的開場嘉賓~K6的dancers。哈哈。
在後台看到阿蓮和倫永亮，很興奮。但原來我對阿蓮並不是很認識。因為三十幾首的歌單裡，大該有一半是我沒聽過的。哈哈。





說到Ｋ６，最近他們發了新專集和漫畫。很高興我都有“出現“在這兩個作品裡。
( 廣告時間 ）

Ｋ６漫畫之Ｋ党主推价。我和他的神們被擺在一起。很爽，哈哈。
我的description：呢個都低調，只不過能歌善舞甘間單，藝術工作著！不過染上佐怪病~~一日到黑同人講：“我肥佐！“

在他們的專集，幾手新歌都很不錯。裡頭還有我寫的一首詞。（但把我surname spell的錯了！！！）
不只醬，歌譜裡還有一堆‘怕嚇你不死‘的反串照。問你死未？


If you are allowed to choose to be dragged as a celebrity, who would it be?
( must choose opposite sex one ;p )
Me ahh? Err.... Jolin guarr.... cos my body size is petite like hers, i can dance a bit la.. and most of all... our lips are off the same CATEGORY...LOL

我找到啦！

在soonchit那裡看見這張照片，馬上笑了出來。
覺得很親切，很有感覺。你們看了會不會也像我一樣心情輕鬆了一些些？
看吧，大嘴不一定是件壞事。對不？

對啦，你們有沒有覺得她很有資格當我的接班人呢？

All the while i am very proud of my big mouth and thick lips. Cos i know, when i grow old, when all the muscle shrunk, there's still a thin lips left. While those who have thin lips now will just have an opening under their nose. LOL ;p

Do you like your lips/ mouth?

p/s : sorry soonchit, for using your pic without asking..:)

冷冷的我。。。

如果為了要讓自己更fit，就很快的戒掉所喜愛的飲品（ coke & 100 plus ），人家說我定力夠。
但如果為了讓自己過得好些，就能很快的忘了之前的傷感，就是‘無情‘和‘冷血‘嗎？


I don't think that i am an EMO person, cos i don't like the feeling of sad and down. So i choose to be optimistic cos i don't want to waste my time over something that is already happened and too late to do anything. But sometimes people will think that i am a bit too optimistic that it became DENIAL ( 逃避 ).
Why must we cry when we fall?
Why can't we just stand up and keep walking?


Do you really think that i'm IN DENIAL?

CHEENA-nyerrrrr

I went to met up a new client yesterday. From the look of the office, i can sense that they are a chinaman company. But when i stepped in the boss' office.... Ya Allah... can it get anymore CHEENA-ER?
There he was, sitting on a rectangular table with lots of fengshui stuff. But the main thing that attracted my eyes was his chair. He was actually sitting on a DRAGON-CHAIR ( 龍椅 ) ! It's a leather office chair with wooden dragon details on top of it. WOW! I thought i can only see this type of chair in MUSEUM or TEMPLE. ( 馬上有想‘問神‘的衝動。哈哈);p
OK lorr.. that's his taste lorr.. i'll try to accept it. So i went to him, gave him my card and introduced myself. ALAMAK !! I looked at him.. he was wearing a WIG!!! Die-lah.. thats no way that i can concentrate on talking business now...;p
Long story short, i didn't take the project, cos the way they work is too typical chinaman..

他的龍椅比這還有誇張一點點。你說啦，是不是像神廟裡乩童坐來上身用的呢？

What will be your reaction, if your boss gave you a dragon chair to celebrate your promotion? Or your parents insist you buy you this for your new house?

如果我是有錢人。。。

~ I will spend the money without much considerations ( 洗腳唔抹腳 )
~ I think i'll end up being a Branded Slave ( 正宗名牌精 )
~ My level of unfriendliness will be worst than now ( 生人勿近 )
~ I'll only hang out with those back-stabbing rich bitches ( 物以纇聚 )
~ I will miss out lots of fun ( 現在的我，蠻快樂 )
~ I might look down on certain people ( 大頭症，狗眼看人低 )
~ I won't be : The Big Mouth ! ( 是你們的損失。哈哈 )

I think God is very considerate and fair to me. Cos He wants me to be a good person. Therefore He make sure that i won't be rich. So that i will be the person that you all like......LOL :P
於其我變成以上的種種不是，你說啦，是不是很 ：“抵我無發達“？
哈哈。


如果你是有錢人，壞處是。。。

超級名模大對決！

那天看了Wayne的entry，有點不甘心。
明明大家都是超模（自封的），但做麼會差醬多咧？
人家有４２吋長腿，我卻只有３７吋。而且還是肉腿。
古人說得對 ：同人唔同命，同遮唔同柄。

以他醬的身材，好樣小S醬代言牛仔褲應該很適合。
而我呢？現在開始代言anti wrinkle, anti sagging cream應該可以了吧？
你說對嗎？

( Thanks Biaomei for taking this TSK picture at Times, Pavilion .. hehehe ;p )


If you can choose to be the spokesperson for 1 thing, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

p/s : paiseh lah Wayne, curi your gorgeous pic ;p

not EVERYBODY !!!

It happened long time ago, when i was still working with some company. Every time the management send some email to EVERYBODY, everyone will receive it ... except me. Complained a few times to the I.T. department but still the same. My colleagues said that i am not in the EVERYBODY list cos i am NOBODY.
And normally i will just stare back at them and say :

" Jangan jealous, i am not everybody ... cos i am SOMEBODY! " ;p


Back to the issue, i really hate people that reply email to EVERYBODY, when the matter is just between him/her to the other person. Why must drag everyone in? Why must flood everyone's emails with their uninteresting stories?

What will you do when you received this type of mails?
I normally will write back to the sender and ask him/her to remove my name from the recipients' list .. before i go to him/her to remove it myself! ( And they know it will be really UGLY when i have to do so...hehehe ;p )

That's not my NAME !!!

Honestly, is it very difficult to pronounce my surname ~ HWANG ( as in huang 黃 )? Cos i get very annoyed when people call me something else, especially when i've already corrected them.

Last week, an Indian lady from some hotel promotion department called :

Her : Hello, can i speak to Mr hwEEng? ( Malaysian with mat Salleh accent ;p )

Me : Sorry? Who? ( purposely )

Her : Mr HwEEng XX.

Me : It's Hwang. You are?

Her : Oh Mr HwEEng. I am calling from..bla bla bla.. Mr HwEEng, we will upgrade you...bla bla bla...So Mr HwEEng, are you interested to.....?

You say lah.. geram tak?

And there's this Malay lady lagi funny. I think she got cock-eyed or she doesn't know how to pronounce HWANG, so she pamdai-pandai 'sinka-ly' change the H to A... and call me Encik Awang... Encik Awang niii.. Encik Awang tuu..... Uhhh.. I felt like slapping her !!!

( One of my favorite song, from on of my favorite band )
Maybe i should play this song to them every time she pronounce wrongly..can?

What is your reaction when someone called your name wrongly?
And when they still call the same after you corrected them?

Why no smile?

在gym裡等class時遇見Annie。

Annie ：阿靚，點解面黑黑行哩行去啊？

我 ：ceh，我又唔係親善小姐。做咩要笑容滿面扮friendly worr？哈哈。

Honestly, i am not a 'friendly-looking' person when i am alone or concentrating on doing something. That's why lots of people dare not approach me when they see me. And most of the time i will look at the floor when i walk. So i won't know if there is anyone trying to smile or approach me...

But i am curious to know, what is your reaction when you see someone ( stranger ) suddenly smile to you in a public place? Just a normal friendly smile, nothing hanky-panky ok? ;p

A) you nod your head and smile back politely

B) you stare back at that person without an expression

C) you look away pretending you didn't see anything

For me, i think most of the time i will act (B), cos dunno how to react. And end up giving the " Apa pandang-pandang?" face ...LOL ;p

好事不怕多做

有沒有很奇怪咧？想我醬的賤嘴也能講出醬有人性的話。哈哈。
我不算是個迷信的人，不去算命也不管風水。但有些事情真的好像有點玄，不到你不信。

（以下所寫的不是為了炫耀，只是想跟大家分想 ）

上兩個星期應朋友的邀約，買了一張慈善演唱會的票。心想是為了慈善就買了ＶＩＰ票（ＲＭ２８８）。幾天過後，突然手上多了兩個新的project。而且，每個project都是超過ＲＭ２０Ｋ的。雖然還在談，但應該還蠻有希望的。說真的，我還是第一次有醬大budget的project。有點怕但很興奮。（希望都談成啦 ）

Ｇym裡現在有個募款活動，是給孤兒院的。我星期一就開了一張ＲＭ１００的cheque給他們。沒想到，早上開cheque，傍晚就接到電話要我replace別人的class。不是一兩個class，而是加起來有７個class！那７個class的payment加起來都有我那張cheque的好幾倍！

所以你說呢，是不是好事不怕多做咧？
你今年或最近又做了什麼好事呢？


像我醬的賤嘴，也只能靠做善事來積功得，讓自己過得更好。哈哈。

我瘦佐。

Not really lah. Saje say like that. Cos you will oso get bored if i keep on complaining about gaining weight. But the truth is.. i did lose some weight.. and now am working very hard to maintain the current weight and shape. At the end of the day, i think it's all worth the hard work as people started to notice that i lose weight or look better ( or maybe still look the same ;p ).

But sometimes it's kinda funny to get silly compliments from some silly people.
I would like to know what will be your response when someone said to you :

" Your neck is slimmer now. 你條頸瘦佐！"

So the tiba-tiba kan? The whole body you don't see, and you pick to compliment on the less important part.... ;p

" Do you think that i will look even VOGUE-er if i lose another 3 pounds? " ;p

881

I am so happy that i finally got the project at Setia Alam. This is actually my third year training their staffs for annual dinner performance. And i hope more to come lah. ;p

So i went for the very first meeting with the committees and performers. Everything was quite smooth. At the end of the meeting, i requested for all the performers to stand up in a row, so that i can roughly know their size and height. When i looked at the female performers, i smiled to the committees and commented :

" Hmm.. this year all petite size horr? "

Then suddenly this tudung-ed kakak looked at me one kind. She thought i was being rude by saying something dirty about the ladies.

" Apa 'BETIK' size? " She thought i was commented on certain part of their body!!! Ya Allah. You know lah, when we said a lady with 'BETIK', it means the shape of her... So salah kan? ;p


Honestly, i am not a fan of papaya milk. Or shall i say, i don't like any fresh fruit juice mixed with milk. My favorite is mango juice. What about you?

好心‘選‘好報。

昨晚和朋友去看了‘買冰淇林給你慈善演唱會‘。不錯的一個show。整場show眼濕了兩次。兩次都是在那些小朋友出來唱歌的時候。印像深刻的有兩段表演。李心潔唱‘自由‘和‘裙擺搖搖‘時，全場站起來一起high。第二段當然是阿蓮姐唱‘紙飛機‘和‘至少還有你‘。她的聲音真的美到 ~~~ toom一聲啊！
就像阿牛還是易傑齊所說的：“看玩了慈善演唱會，大家今晚一定很好睡！“果然，昨晚我一覺睡到天亮。但我想，一定只是我最近太累了吧？哈哈。


我知道我們做善事時，是不應該去想會回報的。
但如果在這裡‘假假‘開放給你選的話，你會選那一個？

a) 長命多十年

b) 好運二十年

c) 發達三十年

d) 靚足一輩子

身為‘外貌協會‘總會長的我，你應該不難知道我的選擇吧？哈哈。

萬聖節‘很‘快樂！

第一次join萬聖節的活動。
第一次畫著妝來教class。
第一次在gym裡給人家當‘鬼‘醬來看。
還有。。還有。。
的一次給醬多人輪著來‘姦‘。。opps不是，是‘輪‘著來拍照。
突然覺得自己好像superstar醬，頭頂上多了很多spotlights。
（我在locker room畫妝時還給人家'guat'，因為他無意間看到我，嚇了一跳。哈哈。還有還有。在外等class時，有個鬼妹跑來問我誰幫我畫的，怎樣畫的。因為她說很美。她萬聖節也要醬畫。真開心，有人欣賞我的作品。）

‘萬聖節‘真好玩！！！
你呢？有沒有打算萬聖節去那裡嚇人？





( more pictures to be downloaded soon. )

Reminder :
If you are free on this Saturday ( 31/10 ), please come to Jaya 33 at 12.45pm to try my class. It's TrueFitness' Halloween Open House. Bring whoever is interested to try la. See you there! :)

鬼火甘靚!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, tuan-tuan adan puan-puan serta pondans sekalian...

True Fitness is going to have an OPEN DAY on 31/10/2009 ( Saturday ). Everyone and anyone can come and workout or join the classes at all clubs. Can bring your friends la, families la, darlings la, satu kampung la... to join us there. Since it's on Halloween Day itself, we are going to change all the classes to Halloween themed classes. Means if possible, come with costume of makeups la. If you think that your face is scary enough, then just come like that la.. no need waste energy. ;p

FYI, i will be conducting a Halloween Dance Mania class at Jaya 33 at 12.45pm. Please come and support me by shaking the ass and pumping the chest together..;p
So, can you make it?


話說回來，我還在煩不知道要扮什麼鬼。以我的個性，我當讓不會醜化我自己啦！你有什麼好提議呢？記得，前題是：
我不要“鬼甘肉酸“，我只要“鬼火甘靚“！！！！！


自己無聊在家裡試畫，可能會加一點蜘蛛在臉上，扮一只超'FESEN'跟超VOGUE的蜘蛛精。你覺得怎樣？

One stick KILL all?

Remember the earlier post about the 'tudung-ed' lady complaining about not being touched? Well, i just saw a new comment by a new visitor, which obviously felt insulted about the content. I believe that it was a she, and she COMMENTED :
housewife9988 said...
hello danny
u wrote no touch the body is well written n said but how come you end up with desperate housewife out there LOL... I tell you not all housewife as u thought.. not one stick can kill all housewives... just beware of your so called sentence Leh.. hehehee..
more respect housewives.. ur mother no housewife? ur wife to be can be 200% no need to do house work... ah cheheheh..

October 24, 2009 10:18 PM



And i RESPONDED :
Danny said...
9988 .. hello.. welcome :)
i TOTALLY AGREE with you.. "NOT ONE STICK CAN KILL ALL "..

this post is just one of the story about those che-che / housewives in my class.. BUT, if you read the rest of my OLDER posts about them.. u'll know how much i adore and salute them.. their charisma, attitude and sporting-ness..:)) so, NOT ONE STICK CAN KILL ALL... do you agree? :))

oh ya.. u r rite.. my mum is not a housewife :) thanks for asking :))

October 24, 2009 11:37 PM


I don't mean to be rude, but i think we all ( i am constantly REMINDING myself ) should always think twice or at least get all the necessary infos before jumping into conclusion. Do you agree?
( There, Madam housewife, i helped promoting your blog. Hahaha )


話說回來，我還對那些“一點點事就扯你的家人進來講“的人有點反感。一人做事一人當嘛。我有個原哲，我在laser人的時候只講當事人，絕對不會把親戚朋友拉進來。
你會不會和我一樣呢？

跳針。吃帶

上個星期去和client開會時，不知道是因為緊張還是心急，一直不能講出話來。整個meeting都在那裡跳針。
原本想說 ：“我剛剛跟她說，今早有人稱贊你們的東西很好看。“ 但一直從復的講 ：剛剛早上。。不是不是。。早上剛才。。不是不是。。剛才今早。。不是不是。。
在那不是不是了有最少五次，連經理也笑我的casette殘舊了，做麼一直吃帶！真尷尬！


你會不會有纇似的‘跳針‘，或‘吃帶‘或‘吃螺絲‘的經驗呢？

邊個話安娣無料到？

事情發生在class裡。

跟大家問好之後，我們就開始做warm up。平時大家都會很專心的做。但不之到那裡來了幾位‘新姐姐‘，一直在候面講話。已經彎腰了，還是講不停。真的很煩跟很沒禮貌。暗示了兩次，還是不聽。心裡想，醬愛講話，就整妳們一下下。做到lower body的部份時，我突然叫大家一起劈腿拉筋。以為醬就可以讓她們收聲。誰知道。。。

她們每個境然真的給我劈下去！重點是：劈了腿，還是繼續講話！

好啦，沒辦法啦。
我沒話講啦。
這次只好到我收聲啦。。。


Now everyone can split ;p
Can you?

Touch my body !

( This is a story from CK, a yoga & pilates instructor. Sorry arr CK, put you on stage this time ;p )

Me & CK were talking in the gym and then the manager came to us and said :

" Eh CK, got one member complained about you lah. She said you DIDN'T TOUCH her! " We were laughing like hell cos that's really funny and original.

Now i heard of lots of different reasons why a member complained. But this is the first time i heard for such reason. According to CK, she is a new member in the class. So he didn't g and adjust her posture like what he did to other member. Cos scared later she is not comfortable with that ma.. Furthermore, she is a TUDUNGed Malay lady. Where can simply touch? Later kena tangkap Pak Haji.. kena potong... DIE lah...;p

So i told CK, next time when she join the class, just grab her ass and move it around. Kasi dia syiok kau-kau. LOL ;p



I thought that those che-ches in my class in quite 'desperate', tak sangka there is actually more 'Desperate housewife' out there LOL ;p

當別人碰你時，你會不會不爽呢？
因為說真的，我還蠻不喜歡被碰的。連搭個肩我也很不自在。

Eat rice, Sing K

上個星期四和Shinji吃dinner。
兩叔侄一面吃一面談近況。
不知道是不是太餓，講話開始語無論次。
本來想要說我們很就沒出來吃飯唱Ｋ了。
卻一時發瘟卻說成：

“我們好像很就沒出來吃Ｋ了，horr？“

大家明白什麼是“吃Ｋ“嗎？
親愛的觀眾朋友們，你們有多久沒“吃Ｋ“了呢？


你還有什麼纇似醬的“二合一“的經典句子呢？

扮咩咧？

那天舊同事聚會，談起了以前很‘興‘在公司裡辦‘趴‘。以下是我們以前的‘趴‘樣。


1. Diana's birthday
她最喜歡Matrix。所以大家就弄成了cyber樣。用垃圾袋剪出來的cyber look，好像是我弄的咧。哈哈。

2. Bobbi's birthday
大家好像很忙。只買了些氣球和print幾張紙來慶祝。

3. Su Yee's farewell
我們最高檔的同事，辦了個以Paris Hilton為主題的趴。還把她的樣子photoshop在Paris Hilton的magazine ad上來做海報。注意噢，有簽名的呢。哈哈。

4. Annual Dinner
一年一度奉旨扮０耶的大日子。主題是‘童話世界‘。我扮的是‘國王的新衣‘裡的國王。有沒有很‘口愛‘？;p


OK OK. 回到正題。那天和Biaomei還有Aunty Yas喝茶，說到Biaomei可能會辦個‘變裝生日趴‘。主題是８０和９０年代的fashion icon。我馬上想到的是MC Hammer。因為我已經有了扮黑人的先天條件。。。大嘴和厚唇！而且他的服裝很夠力jialat。。。carrot pants咧！！！應該會很好玩。


又或著你有什麼其他的好价紹？要適合我的worr。

我來報夢？

I posted some entries regarding my weird and overly-creative dreams a few times already. But i think none of them is a FREAKY as the new one.

In my dream ...
I was shopping at Pavilion. Walk walk walk. Then went to the lower floor to look for someone. Who? You might ask. I went in a shop and walked straight to the fitting room and knocked the door. Asking the person inside the cubicle if the pants is ok.
Now comes the FREAKY part...
The door opened, and i saw myself walking out from the cubicle! It was me in the cubicle!!! Then 'i' ask 'me' if i look nice in that pants!!! Please take note! He is not my twins, he is Me myself! Cos twins is 2 person! But me and i are the same person!!!!
( sorry ya? i have to use exclamation mark all the way right after he opened the dorr. cos its too freaky liao...;p )


有誰能幫我解一解這個夢？
是‘我‘有話想說嗎？
還是只是說我太自戀了？;p
( got this super VOGUE mask from Petaling Street, and i'm loving it !!! )

Teach me how to SUFFER ?

After class, 2 members ( A & B ) came to me.

Member A : Danny, do you know if there's any studio teaching suffer ahh? My eldest son want to learn lah.

Me : Err... ( processing ) That one i don't know la. If he wants to learn Hip hop or Latin then i can introduce lah.

Member A : No worr.. he and his classmates only interested in suffer. What is that actually. Maybe next us you teach us suffer lah.

Me : Haha.. sorry lorr.. i dunno worr. OK lah, see you two next week. Bye.


你有聽懂以上的對話嗎？
還是你和Member B一樣，聽到‘八只耳‘？
哈哈。


Imagine i am talking to the members at the beginning of the class :

Hi everyone, welcome to Dance Mania.
I am Danny. Are you ready to suffer?

So SALAH kan? ;p

Can't stop moving ...

因為食物中毒，休息了兩三天。所有的class都cancel了。門也不出的。只留在家裡什麼都不做，完全的放鬆，放空！每晚十點左右就上床睡覺。以為好好的休息幾天，就可以好好的開始工做。那知道。。。

我承認我是犯賤的。
昨天去教class時，感覺有點陌生，教得不是很順。
回來想寫blog，有了主題，但就是沒有像之前的醬滔滔不絕的想法。

我其實不是個喜還休息的人。念書時不喜歡學校假期。工作時不喜歡太多太長的假期。可能不喜歡那被打斷的mood吧。喜歡一直動的感覺。醬才覺得productive。還是我其實是怕休息後的我變懶散？

人家說，休息是為了走更長的路。
但我的case，休息後我通常會迷路！哈哈。


I think i am a WORKAHOLIC.
Are you?

倒了。

昨晚吃了碗curry mee，晚上十一點多就開始上吐下瀉。吐了３次，瀉了無數次。早上看了醫生，吃了藥。但還是需要set up兩個地方。晚上的class也找人replace了。
整個人很無力。從原本的64kg 瀉到今早的61.5kg。 真要人命。這樣的瘦法，我還真的不想要！！！

OK, i need to go to sleep liao. Haven't been sleeping since last night.
Hopefully everything will be fine later. ;(

跳什麼鬼舞啊？

接到通知，月尾gym會有場Halloween party。而我們每人都會教一set舞來應景。大家都知道Thriller by MJ 是Halloween party的大熱門。我也知道已經有人會用這首歌了。所以，為了不撞歌，我必需選別的歌來跳。

但鬼知道，原來鬼歌也這麼難選噢！很煩啊！目前手上的歌單有：

a) Phantom of The Opera ( remixed version )
b) Magalenha
c) I need a hero
d) ???
e) ???

還有什麼歌是可以在Halloween party裡跳的呢？
救命啊！！！

經典的Thriller舞，兩年前教過了。

Please help. Any suggestions on what song i should teach in that Halloween party?
Not necessary to be HORROR la.. BODOH and FUNNY one oso can :)

Feel like partying ...

那天喝茶，朋有都一直叫我和他們去clubbing。我真的很久沒clubbing了。最少有５年了。不知道為什麼，好樣已經沒有那個衝動了。

可能現在的我，心境大不同。不會像以前的每個星期打卡似的報到。為了晚上去玩，白天就開始做準備。或可能我身材已走樣，所以沒勇氣在去和那些年輕人拼了。又或著我現在一個星期跳８個class，所以不想再去做同樣的東西。

但有樣東西我還蠻好奇的。
如果５年沒去的我現在去，遇見那些很久不見的wet友，他們對我說的第一句話會是什麼呢？

是 ：好久不見，還好嗎？

還是 ：哇！好久不見。你還沒死啊？哈哈。


你呢？你是不是個派對動物呢？
又或著你幾久沒去clubbing了？
( err.. KY and Chris, u two dun have to answer the above questions...;p )

血染的風采

I always got sensitive gum problem. Whenever i brush my teeth, most of the time it will end up bleeding. So last night, it happened again. Since i got nothing to do, i just let it bleed and just to see how much it can bleed. Shockingly, it CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN really bleed !!!

And i found my theme song for my gums.... Bleeding Love , Leona Lewis. ;p


This is an original picture, with NO touch ups and editing

是不是嘴巴大的人，流牙血也比人家夠力呢？
你有沒有流牙血的煩腦呢？

今天什麼 DAY ？

The day you were born = BIRTHday
The day you don't have to work = HOLIday
The day everything went wrong = SALAHday !!!

I am slightly late for my class. So i hurry up grab my backpack and wear my sport shoes. Suddenly, one of the shoe-lace snapped while i was trying to tie a knot. DAMN ( #1). No choice, i quickly put on my old sport shoes and run. ( fyi, the color of the shoes is totally SALAH with what i was wearing).

When i hit KESAS highway, it was so jam. DAMN ( #2). Got accident. But luckily still reached the gym 30 mins earlier. ( fyi, i normally reach gym 1hr earlier, so that i can workout and mark the dance steps ).

As i was marking the steps in the studio, suddenly i heard a tearing sound. DAMN ( #3). There seam at the crotch of my pants burst. Its only 15 mins before class lerr... Die la die la...So i quickly ask help from the GX head to ask if i can borrow any pants from the staff. Then she found someone with extra pants in the locker. He is a Personal Trainer with at least 180cm height and very muscular..HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR????? Bo pien.. no time to go out to buy liao... just wear la. FYI, i have to roll up the waist ban twice !!! ;p


There you go, my not so VOGUE dancing attire for the 1st time. So uncomfortable teaching n dancing with shorts. And the old sport shoes was so slippery as the sole is worn.DAMN ( #4 ).
SO SALAH !!!

你最近有沒有發生什麼很SALAH的事？