What say you?

First of all, let me clarify something. As you know, this is not a Travel Blog. So, don't expect me to post all the pictures of famous buildings, hot spots and other tourist related things. I'll post things that i like.. and most of the entries is about me.. and ME only.. :P

Barcelona 1 :

走在的街道上，你會聞到濃膿的異味 ~ 狗屎和狗尿的味道。那裡的人很多都有養狗。也很喜歡在街上溜狗的是候順便給它們大小便。大狗小夠都是醬。濃好了就摸摸狗頭轉身就走。所以，你會看見滿街都是黃金（狗屎）。走路還真得要看清楚。乾的濕的散的硬的，要什麼，有什麼。之前的‘滿城盡帶黃金甲‘應該在這裡取景。

對他們的是物也有點意健。好像有點過咸。但還是蠻好吃的。只是過後死命喝水囉。還有還有，他們用餐的時間也蠻晚的。兩點才開是買午餐，真是餓死我了。

OLD & NEW :
A typical old Spanish building next to a modern one ~ something that you can see everywhere in the city.

A view in between the buildings... 好像可以看出人生百態，很多故事。。。

Visited some of the famous GAUDI buildings. Err ... 不懂得欣賞。哈哈。

今天的重頭戲 ：
The famous statue of Christopher Columbus in the middle of the city. According to the reference, most probably he is saying to the people : " Go, and discover the world."
Now, if you have to create a line for him ( in a more creative way.. but no bad words allowed ), what would it be?



Big Mouth's version :

F.Y.I.

Just a bit of updates of my current situation :

我吃多過頭，所以胖了
我動多過頭，所以殘了
我曬多過頭，所以黑了
我花多過頭，所以仆街了。。。

Hola, I'm Big Mouth from Ampang. Always wear a big big smile even there's a big big sun... :P

Can you see the invisible goggle on my face? LOL

Anyone know any sponsors who need a spokesperson for whitening product? hehe

Part of the damages made from the trip..... pocket koyakkksss liao...:(

我回來了！

Thank God for a safe and healthy trip.
And i am glad to be HOME. :)

On Tour

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

I will be leaving the country for a while, to do a ' lawatan sambil belajar ' tour in Spain and Portugal Saturday onwards. The main objective of this tour is to introduce the famous "Ampang Yong Tau Foo" to the world and also to share the LASERING and BITCHING knowledge with the local biatches. ;p

My promo tour schedule :

31 May - 4 June ~ Barcelona
4 June - 8 June ~ Madrid
8 June -12 June ~ Lisbon
12 June - 13 June ~ Barcelona

So, try not to miss me too much during my tour period ok?
Will try to bring back lots of interesting stories ( hopefully ) when i'm back.
See ya and oh, WORLD PEACE ! ;p


能為安邦做點事實在是我的榮幸。
我愛安邦，安邦愛我。哈哈。

p/s : Can you guys do me a favor while i am away? Please come and pretend visit my blog... so that he won't feel lonely...KAMSIA very much :)

Let's DANCE

A member came to me after the class, asking for some tips to dance. According to her, she is perfectly fine with the music, rhythm and counting. But her main problem is the movement. She said she is a Rhythmic person with Movement disable. As she can dance but can't really seems to get the correct ATTITUDE, STYLE or FLAVOR or the dance.

Hmm.. i just realized that she is so right about this. Cos some people is very good in counting and get the steps quickly. But their dances seems lack of some attitude. That's why i always give the members a story and ask them to imagine them in it while dancing. And i think it's a good and casual way to bring out their own confident and style.

Now i won't say that i am very good with both, but at least ... acceptable and not to torturing to the eyes ;p. So, my question is :
When you dance ( if you don't dance, just imagine !!! ), do you dance to the BEAT ? Or the MUSIC ?

( Cos i've seen a lot of so-called 'Hot Girls' doing the booty shake whenever they dance ... Whether what type of music is playing (( Hip Hop, Street, R&B or even Jazz )) is out of their consideration. )


Another tips that i told the members ...
"We are here to dance, not doing the choreography. Just loosen up and move. :) "

L30% R70%

什麼東東？說的是拍照時，我臉的角度啦。
多年前，Sammi就被人稱為“左臉天后“。因為机呼全部的宣傳照都是在拍左臉。而剛好我就和她相反。比較喜歡拍右臉。因為覺得右臉的feature比較sharp。

那你呢？有沒有特別喜歡或著習慣用那邊臉來拍照？



Ｎ年前的笑話。據說，有位女生朋友很認真的問我 ：到低她那邊臉比較上鏡，較好看？我看都不看的就回答 ：

“妳帶mask最好看！“


我是面俱天后。前后左右都那麼好看。;P

好夢。好夢

I had this sweetest and best-est dream last night. Something that i really wanted in my real life...

We were in the bank when this robber came in and fire a shot. Everyone squatted down and was so scared. Nobody dare to make any noise. I was at a corner quite far away from him. Thought that it wold be safer for me. But suddenly, Mr Robber point his gun at me and said :

" 那個穿黑衣的排骨，過來！“ ( Yes. He said it in Mandarin...LOL )
( The skinny guy in black shirt, came here ! )

OMG !!! My mind went blank and I was speechless. DID HE JUST CALLED ME SKINNY? I swear to God that i've never felt this happy for quite some time already. Being called SKINNY...;p 真懷念被叫排骨的日子。


So won't the real SLIM Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up ?
( Oh, i am so in love with this song...LOL )

Mari Pilih Pilih Pilih ...

我一向來都不是很相信風水或華人傳統pantang-larang的人。覺得有時真的很煩，很多餘。

因為風水的關係，一間很高雅的房子突然出現了‘寶劍‘和‘錢幣‘。以前搬新家時，我和妹妹的房間的擺設也差點被那風水師父弄得不成人樣。什麼門不能對門啦，床不能對衣櫥啦。。。還好我們都很堅持自己的想法。因為住的是我們，不是他。如果你每天對著你不喜歡的房間，你還會快樂嗎？

近兩年家裡都有喜事。兩個妹妹，一個嫁了，一個待嫁。但都好像都有同樣的煩鬧：就是選日子。選特別好的日子，會跟很多對新人撞期，會訂不到酒店。選普通的日子，有怕老人家不喜歡，別人會有閒言賢語。

但如果問我，選什麼日子,或那個酒店都是次要。
選‘對‘人才是最重要！！！
祝我家的爸媽和三姐妹s ：有幸福，美滿的生活。也祝大家快樂。


Something that i wrote in the earlier posts :

I LOVE LOVE, and LOVE BEING LOVED. :)

我的生存之道

Drove by the school never my house this morning and saw them doing their activities. Apparently there's a group of students lined-up next to the fence, waiting to be 'tat' by the other student. They are learning Silat actually. It's fun to see how they slam each other and still smiling.

I used to learn tae-kwon-do back in my primary school. And i think i've reached the brown belt level before i gave up. If i'm not mistaken, the level based on the color of the belt should be White - Yellow 1 - Yellow 2 - Green - Brown - Blue - BLACK. Why i stopped then? Can't remember. Maybe i realized that i have other talent that is more useful for me to learn ~LASERING. ;p

And true enough, the ability of LASERING is quite helpful to me in order to SURVIVE in the creative line. Cos you need all those knowledge to handle those plastic people and back-stabbing bitches!! Thank God, i swapped to the LASER club long time ago. LOL

So, do you have any martial art background? Or do you intend to take up any of the courses?


我的獨家招術 ：華山論‘賤‘。接招！哈哈。

Syukur Alhamdulilah

Went to collect my medical report today after the procedure last week. Thank God, everything is ok! I am in Tip Top condition ... LOL ( that statement is purely some self-praise confident boost, as i am, u know, not getting any younger anymore ....;p )

The fatty liver ( high cholesterol ) that they suspected earlier also turned out to be at normal level. But i will have to temporary say goodbye to all my favorite spicy food lo... But who knows? Once a while i might have a secret rendevous with them cos don't think i can liv without those spices ... Once a Spice Boy, always a Spice Boy .. hehehe


那你們就耐心點等待Spice Boy從出江湖吧。哈哈。

p/s : 昨晚跟阿蘭講電話。他說我的聲音沒之前那麼的響亮了。。。

怪我過份準時

Today a regular member came to me after the class and told me :

Her : Danny, you really stingy huh? Always end the class on time. Next time give us extra 10 minutes la...
( smiling and COMPLAIN at the same time )

Me : Oh, cos the management asked us to follow the timetable strictly. So i follow lorr...hahaha
( smiling and WALK AWAY at the same time )

Not sure if thats a good or bad thing about me ~ being TOO PUNCTUAL.

I have to say that i am a good person, cos i always follow the timeline. I have never been late to submit assignments in college or proposals in company. And i follow my class schedule strictly. I'll start on time and end on time as well. Or if i'm going for some appointment, i'll go 15 minutes earlier. I hardly late unless i purposely do so. I guess that is not the serious thing about me.

But one thing that i think i have to do something is : when someone borrow things from me, i'll let them take their time to return it. But if i ever borrow things from someone, i'll return it to them ONCE i'm done wit it. Sometimes i even have to keep calling them to check when are they free for me to RETURN the stuffs. Is that a bad thing?


‘喂，你幾時得閒啊？我要還你geh０也啊‘
朋友最怕聽到我醬講。哈哈。

讓我幫你‘做‘面子

I was queuing at the cashier counter at Carrefour and there's an Indian couple in front of me. But it seems like it took forever for them to pay as their action i so slow. Put the items one by one slowly on the conveyer belt, not to mention they have a full trolley of items. And they took their sweet time...

I was quite pissed off cos i was really hungry. But what made me even angrier is that how they pay. I suppose the wife is the finance controller of the family. So the wife took out her wallet and pay... but thru her husband's hand. Yup ! Every piece of note, down to the cents she took out , she'll pass it to her husband, then the husband pass it to the cashier. Isn't it a big 'extra fish'? ( 多塊魚 ) Very fun meh paying like that? Or she just want to let the husband feel important by 'paying' all the expenses?

如果印太太要為印先生‘做面子‘，不應該是在家就先給一筆錢他嗎？讓他可以理所當然的在他口帶掏錢來付。多麼有男人的尊嚴啊！還是他們在發揮他們的獨家材藝 ：算吉靈數？哈哈。


想一想，也很就沒為自己做面子了。 以前還偶而也會為自己做，但以經放棄很就了。。。

加州陽光特別好！？

我呸！
前天那州長call我，說我還沒簽form。如果沒簽的話，accounts就出不到payment給我。我問她關於form的details。她說了些standard的內容，但就有一件事是嚇我一跳的。原來加州給freelance instructor的payment是照分鐘算的。1 minute = RM1。我之前答應了他們代班，還是４５分鐘的班。等於一班才RM45！扣了parking和車油，只乘RM30+。這回真的上了賊船啦！

天啊，有夠賤價的！聽了我整個人都很沒有mood。說真的，我沒做過醬cheap的班囉。我做別的club都比他好很多！！！早前聽說最爛的payment是在‘第一‘。現在看來，第一都比加州有人性的多！還好‘真‘和‘氣‘對我們freelance instructor還不錯。不然我就真的要吃屎啦。


一山還有一山高，一club還比一club糟！
誰說加州陽光特別好？
我再呸！小心晒傷自己！

住院初體驗

I was admitted to hospital yesterday because of my gastric and vomiting problem, finally. It was quite scary for me as this is actually my first time staying in the hospital.

Did X-ray, blood test and ultrasound yesterday ( funny rite? me doing ultrasound... ;p ) Then the procedure this morning.
A bit tired to write on the details ... Just post some of the pics taken la. But one thing i hate to say ... the experience and feeling when they send you on the bed from the ward to the theatre is extremely SCARY.. looking at the ceiling lights one by one...:(

My 'dog-tag'


The room... luckily the bed is quite comfortable


I only realized the length of that needle after she pulled it out ...;(


Me, pale look wearing FW2009 latest collection...


Thanks to Mr Wong for sending me back.

p/s : Chris, Tagnan, SK, Yi & Keenyee.... it's still on ya :)

尋‘菲‘啟示

十多年前，在市面上有一張香港藝人大唱佛教‘心經‘的專集。你有聽過嗎？我的那張copy在搬家時弄不見了。很心痛。

裡頭有郭富城的跳舞版心經，有梅艷芳的豪邁版心經。還有劉德華和張學有的舒情情歌版心經。但，個人最喜歡的當然是王菲的版本。如今要聽都聽不到。找Youtube也沒有。

各為善男信女們啊，請問你們誰有那個專集？借來burn一下。好人有好報。感恩啊。


Post了大合唱的版本共大家欣賞。這比pasar malam的techno心經好聽七百五十倍噢。如果經文不適合你的話，就把它pause著。
( btw, Faye's part is after Aaron Kwok. )

My very own FEAR FACTOR

OK, OK... Those who are close with me knew about this.
For your info, i am extremely scared of a type of animal called GALUS DOMESTICA ( scientific name )... or in another word : CHICKEN. Yup, live chicken of cos. Not sure why, but i just dare not go close them and never ever expect me to catch them. You'll see me act strangely if there's chicken somewhere near me. Maybe that's why i always go KFC or McD for their ayam gorengs.... revenge-lah konon.. 大嘴復仇記..LOL

記得以前爸爸賣肉骨茶的時候，最怕的就是吧殺的賣雞佬叫外賣。因為他的檔口很窄。兩旁有幾十只活生生的雞在籠裡。中間的行道只有三尺寬。每當我送外賣去那，我都會像supermodel上身，走路超直的。而且動做都會超快。很怕突然間有只雞發瘟從籠裡飛出來。

可能我的‘動做飛快‘和catwalk都是當時練出來的吧。哈哈。


I actually still having goose bumps looking at the pictures of chicken... GELI lah...
說真的，你敢赤手捉雞嗎？

Look See Look See

那天教完class，跟兩位姐姐談了一下 ：

Ａ姐 ：Danny，衛塞節要不要在我的佛堂點燈？

Ｂ姐 ：哈？Danny是Buddhist噢。看你的臉還以為你是Christian呢。


Can we really tell everything just by looking at someone's face or how he look? A lot of people commented that i have a very strong 'WET' look. ( WET = clubbing ) But the truth is, i have not been clubbing for at least 5 years. And there's more than 3 people thought that i am a hairstylist, based on how i look. Yeah rite, rambut kembang setaman..... LOL



Now, after admiring my not-so-perfect portrait, can you please guess WHAT ANIMAL THAT SCARES ME THE MOST?

ANSWER : ... ( soon )

上廁所的學問

剛剛打電話給朋友，但是是他的室友接。那室友只說了四個字 ：

“他在大便。“

嚇密？我楞了一下才蓋電話。覺得他的回答很好笑。我通常都只會答 ‘在廁所‘或‘去toilet‘。
以下三種說法如果要你選，那個會是最文雅（１）到最不好聽 （３）呢？

~ 開大
~ 柯屎 （ Cantonese ）
~ 炸東京
~ 或著你聽過更‘夠力‘的講法

1)
2)
3)


讓我們一起來學習如何很vogue的上廁所。哈哈。

第一次後的另外一次

Got addicted to re-write lyrics.. so wrote this classic LALA song for him to sing ...
FYI, this song was actually aired on the last day of that segment... and i was told that the system was jammed that day due to too many SMSes sent by listener...so, enjoy....



Sammi ~ 煞科 ( Original )
Yammi ~ Bas Mini ( Lyrics by Big Mouth, Rap by KK )

我的第一次。。。

有聽９８８的人都應該知到Ｋ６。早前的唱鬼歌單元獲受好評。
但不說你不知, 那單元我也很慶幸的能插一腳。
以下歌是我改詞的。


Pussy Cat Dolls ~ Don't Cha ( Original )
Lousy Cat Dog ~ Jangan ( Lyris by Big Mouth )



Jolin ~ 舞孃( Original )
Tolin ~ Showgirl ( Lyrics by Big Mouth )

想不到我第一個on air的作品會是讓好朋友來唱。
沒事，想跟大家share一下而已。
順便promote他們的單元。

p/s : i totally understand if u feel annoyed by them..cos lots of people love them.. and those who hate them also quite a lot ...LOL

男兒口大殺四方

I am a serious murderer. I kill almost everything and anything. I used to have a potted palm tree in my living room.... dried up within 6 months. I was asked to my by my ex-housemate to take care for his pet fish for one night, ONE NIGHT ONLY... died the next morning... cause of dead is still a mystery...
Now the only living thing ( besides me ) in my house is the bamboo leaf ( 觀音竹 ) next to Madam Kwan ( 觀音姐姐 ). Luckily got blessings from Her, if not, sure die one.;p

And just when i thought that i am bad in taking care of things with life, i found something ... it seems that i under estimated myself ! I've upgraded my level from killing living creatures ONLY to harmful to BOTH living and non-living creatures...LOL

Was doing some spring cleaning just now and found something that have similarities on it.....
my piggy key chain and the angel ornament. Both BEHEADED !!!


Left : The scented black piggy key chain that i bought from Japan few years back... not sure where is the head.:(

Right : An angel ornament, souvenir from my friend when he visited Prague 2 years ago. Check out the original packaging box and the actual item.. something missing rite? ;p
Oh btw, the potted plant behind is FAKE !! LOL

殺氣重的我總是去到那就殺到那。
也好。不然，我也不會在ＣＮＹ的聚會裡大殺四方。
見人殺人，見鬼殺鬼。哈哈。
有誰想給我殺殺看？

Guilty or Not Guilty ?

心直口快，有罪嗎？
不戴面具，有罪嗎？
我行我素，有罪嗎？
不想交際，有罪嗎？
臉不友善，有罪嗎？
動做飛快，有罪嗎？
不跟潮流，有罪嗎？


以上的種種案例，罪名都成立嗎？
如果成立，那又應該怎樣判呢？



Just trying to improve myself...

你是什麼座？

昨晚朋友心情不好打電話來跟我哭訴。話說他和Ａ是一對，但和Ｂ又有點愛昧的關係。但最近Ｂ對他很冷淡，也聽說Ｂ有了新歡。所以很失落，覺得好像被耍被騙醬。

“可能他對我真的沒什麼，可能只是我一相情願的以為我們在愛昧。人都是犯賤的，有了一個還想要跟別的。如今他有了新歡也不跟我說，好像在騙我醬。有點失落。你知道啦，獅子座是很好勝的嘛。。。。。。“

一開始我還很用心的聽，但越聽越不爽。
什麼人都是犯賤的。。。。。
什麼獅子座都是好勝的。。。。。
你不覺的這些都是自己給自己的借口而已嗎？因為人都是犯賤的，所以就可以不停的去追求不一樣的東西？因為獅子座都是好勝的，所以讓自己把這些事看的那麼重？還把子己弄得醬辛苦醬累。

其實我是很不認同那些依星座行事的人。一切都好像很理所當然醬。皮氣壞，暴燥，就說是星座。懶散或高傲，也是因為星座的關係。我覺得那都一對廢話！明知皮氣不好就不可以常試去改嗎？懶散的話就勤力一點啊。不要什麼拿星做來做擋箭牌。

你是不是一個很相信星座的人呢？

我是什麼座？
Ｈmm。。。我是８樓１０座。哈哈。



p/s :
以上是個人想法。不好意思，如果犯到很follow星座的你。

It's Plasticman

Plastic，的另一個講法 ~ ‘假‘。

從以前就不爽那些plastic的屁精。
明明剛認識還扮出一臉很了解你的明白醬。
為了目標而不要臉的把自己弄得很假。

但。。。
我現在也加入了他們的圈子了。
有時後也不自覺的假起來，由其是在client面前。
為了就是討好他們，拿到那個job。
不喜歡也只能默默的接受，好像很感興醬。
不過我絕不會加鹽加醋來讓他們更以為我很喜歡。

原來，‘假‘起來的我，也還蠻真的。
看來我除了會laser人，還可以扮假人。
得空來比一比看誰最假。
哈哈。

身邊經常出現的一堆假人。。。
Due to my work nature, i am always surrounded by these plastics...;p

Pasar Malam 的廉價蛋糕

華麗的包裝。沒有。
高級的材料。沒有。
順滑的口感。沒有。
鬆彈的蛋糕。沒有。
誘人的香味。沒有。


給我評得那麼差的蛋糕，為什麼我又買？
因為它有著別的高級餐廳或西餅屋都無法比拼的動西。
那就是。。。


小時後的味道，小時後的回意。


我就是吃醬的蛋糕長大的。
你呢？

很高興，我終於吐了

Have not been feeling well for the past 3 weeks. Went to see doctor twice already. Finished all the medicine given. Still the same. The feeling of vomiting is still there. But whenever i try to vomit, nothing come out. Thats the frustrating part, cos i really tried hard to vomit. I think i even hurt my throat while forcing myself to vomit. Not good, not good.

There's time that i have to stop by the petrol station while i was driving, just to vomit. But still the same, nothing came out. Dramatic huh?

But last night before i went to bed, the got the feeling again. The so-called 'sensation of vomiting' feeling running in my throat. So i went to the toilet and pose vogue-ly in front of my toilet bowl and ..........

I VOMITED !!! Banyak lagi..;p

I know this sounds strange but i am happy, cos i vomited, finally. And hope that everything will be fine from now one...

( My 'favorite' view for the past 3 weeks )

update : vomit again after lunch just now...;(

p/s: i think my weight is still the same, DAMN !!!

抵你死！

好開心噢！

我回家都會用elevated highway，而且通常都是在fast lane行使。昨晚駕到一半，遠遠有一輛KANCIL扮SPORTSCAR的黑車突然快速的駕在我後面。一看就知道是典形的飆車族，而且還是很海鮮的那種。看他醬‘趕時間‘，我就駕到second lane讓他過。好死不死，這時前面隔幾輛的突然從second lane駕到fast lane去。剛好頂著那輛以為終於可以大飆特飆的海鮮車。一頂就頂了十分鐘，直到toll為止。

看見海鮮車要飆但飆不到，心裡只有一個字。。。

爽！！！！！！！！！

The Gardener

I was at pasar malam buying dinner when i saw this stall selling loud floral prints dresses. It suddenly brought me back to the days when i was still working with Tangs.

There's this one female colleague who loves to wear colorful outdated floral print skirt, especially those with roses print. FYI, she is in her late 30's , but still wear things like a small girl ~ floral print skirts with pink ankle length socks and brown shoes. Maybe she is still hooked on her glory days ( late 80's ) that she continue wearing it.

But the funniest part s not about her, it's her working partner ~ Kit. Kit is a guy in his early 20's and quite good looking and have good fashion sense. He always complaint to us how much 'attentions' the got whenever they go out to see buyers or suppliers. Thanks to her loud-floral-print-late-80's-calf length-skirt!

And whenever he complain to us, we will teased Kit :

阿傑，真係辛苦晒囉。要托著甘‘大盆玫瑰花‘出出入入。哈哈。


多美麗的玫瑰花，多可愛的玫瑰花
我就這樣深深的愛上她。。。。。

理所當然？！

Bump into with my ex lady manager at Mid Valley today. She is an super fun old lady ( early 60's ) but bitchy as well. We used to laser around just to provide some entertainment to our colleagues. And of cos she won't miss any opportunity to tease and laser me.

Her : Ooi.. how old liao? Still unmarried?

Me : Why should i?

Her : See? You start to grow old and got grey hair liao. Fast-fast marry la.

Me : You are much older and your whole head is grey hair lorr, why not fast-fast go die? ;p

Then we both laughed out loud.
Hmm... i missed my LASER days....


我說過，我的性格很叛逆。自從開始工做以來，已經沒什麼東西是“理所當然“的了。只有我要不要去做。也很討厭被逼著去做一樣我不喜歡的東西。還好，到目前為止還沒碰上讓我很難堪的事。謝天謝地。

二選一

中年發福。常年發瘟。

我選後著。你呢？

最新驚悚片。。。

教完class，看到電話有一個missed call和sms。都是同樣的號碼。因為不熟息號碼，我reply了問對方是誰。５分鐘後，電話響，是剛才的那個號碼。

我 ：Hello, 你是？

她 ：Ｄanny，是我啊。我是‘肥妹鬼小姐‘。

我 ：（ 屌，真衰。）是你噢。什麼事？

她 ：沒有啦。要問你東西而已。為什麼你的電話沒有出我的名的？

我 ：不知道噢。有save你的contact啊。

她 ：yerrr。。。做麼醬的？你快快去check一下電話啦。

我 ：噢。。。

要我快快去check為什麼沒有出她的名字，倒不如快快check有沒有caller-auto-block function 好一點。有的話，我一定會讓她排在榜首。

NOW SHOWING ...

Service with a smile :)

Still remember the ' if-u-have-longer-legs' incident that happened in S&K? Well, this time something else happened.It seems that the staffs there are very helpful and friendly, or should i say, over friendly to their customers. I was there to get another pair of cargo pants. So i took 2 styles and ask for the size.

Me : Miss, can you get me a S szie for these?

Her : S size worr.？You sure? ( with a smile )

Me : Yup, S size. Coz the cutting quite loose.


So i took the S size pants and tried. It was quite fit. But if i want to wear it to dance, i will need a slightly loose one. ( 你知道啦，我們每天都在劈退。鬆一點比較舒服。哈哈。 ) So i asked for a size M.

Me : Miss, can i you get me another size M please?

Her : See? I told you already...haha. (with a super warm smile )

Me : ( luckily you are quite nice and helpful....;p )


Then i tried on the M size pants. Looks good. So again i called the sales person to take the length measurement for alterations.

Her : Errr.. 37.5".

Me : Make it 37" la.

Her : You sure? Very short worr...

Me : Yes. Cos i got SUPER SHORT LEGS.

Her : Haha. You are so funny. Haha... ( and walked out ... )

Me : .......


Although i've been "humiliated" twice in that shop, but i still will shop there. And i am happy for the company that they have a helpful and happy-go-lucky sales team.


雖然短了點，但是能為我找飯吃。感恩啊。

I cried ..

看了十次，哭了十次。。。
她散發出一股非常正面的力量。
那種自信，是我永遠都做不到的。
也讓我明白，什麼事都是有可能的。
不要被自己的一些的不足而感到自卑。
別人的眼光都不及的那份自卑來得可怕。
我知道，只有自己才會是自己最大的敵人。
過了自己，就沒有什麼可以擋著前方的路了。

我希望能有她的自信。。。
( Sorry, i've removed the clip.If you are interested to watch, go to Youtube, search for Susan Boyle and experience the miracle yourself.)



You might have watched this video clip before. The reason why i post it here is to share with you guys, and at the same time to REMIND myself that nothing is impossible, as long as we are willing to try.

p/s : Sorry for being selfish, but i would like to dedicate this clip to MYSELF :)

芝麻祿豆的困惑。。。

I am a very short tempered person. Any small matter can affect my mood for the whole day. And most of them are SMALL matter that its not worth wasting time to be angry on it.

For example :

I will get very upset if i bought a packet of nasi lemak with very little sambal....takde kick la ;(
Or i won't feel comfortable for the whole day if i suddenly realized that i wore the wrong shoes which doesn't match the style/look


Do you have same problem as me, losing temper over something that is so SMALL? Or i am just too free to waste my time on so many little things?

我（又何止）左眼見到鬼！？

還記得電影“我左眼見到鬼“裡，Ｓammi被一只肥妹鬼小姐纏著，說要上她的身。當Ｓammi拒絕時，她就死命重復那要求 ：

“一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？一個鐘呢？半個鐘呢？十分鐘呢？五分鐘呢？一分鐘呢？ 。。。。。。。。。“

沒完沒了。當時看還覺得蠻好笑的。

但現在我就有著同樣的case，唯一不同的是，我被一只肥妹member纏。從去年開始就一直問我幾時得空吃飯？但我不能得罪member。所以我已經很有禮貌的拒絕了她很多次，但她還是不放棄。而且還越戰越勇。

肥妹鬼小姐 （我）

星期三呢？ （有class）
星期五呢？ （有class）
星期六呢？ （有class）
星期天呢？ （回Ｋlang）
Before class呢？（不能吃）
After class呢？（趕回家吃）
你decided呢？ （再說吧）

有誰可以幫幫我？
要怎麼辦？
又要能保著飯碗。


電影裡和我遇到的肥妹鬼小姐都是為了“吃“而纏著別人。真煩！

萬歲，萬歲，萬萬歲。

I went to cut my hair yesterday before the class. When i reached the gym, one of my member saw me and said to me :
" Wah Danny, new haircut huh? Your ears looked so big with this haircut. Big ears, long life worr.. "

I called Win-ni just now to confirm the appointment. And she told me :
"Biaokho, i just mentioned your name to Vivian, and your called. You long life oo.. "

It's a bit strange when you hear the same comment from different people. Long Life. But do i really want a long life? As in live till 80 years old? Have you even thought of your dying number?

還記得十年前因貪玩而對同事說，我立志要３０歲時死。因為要在還能看的情況下美美的死。讓大家記著我美好的一面就夠了。當我一位很毒的女同事聽到我醬說，她也力志，要在我２９歲生日是潑我acid。讓我“難看死“。真毒！！！死前的願望也要給她破壞。


p/s: 剛好兩個都和死有關。但並不代表我想死。我現在可是活得很精彩呢。哈哈。

會怎樣？

有一次我朋友很認真的問了我一個問題 ：
“你覺得你死了以後會怎樣？“

說真的，我那知道到是會變怎樣worr? 於是我也馬上很認真的回答：
“我答應你，等我真的死了以後，每晚來跟你報到我的近況！“

那如過我問你 ：“你覺得你死了以後會怎樣？“，你第一個想到的答案是什麼？


p/s ：沒有在咒你死，只是好奇你會怎樣答而已。:P

The NAKED Truth

" Gosh, I feel as if I have been striped naked everytime someone tells me that they read my blog. Yea, I'm fully aware that this is an open blog - but, yerrr, people still shy one mar!!!! "
( Text taken from Win-ni's blog )

你可有以上的經驗？
一些你想都沒想過會上網的人跟你說他有看你的blog？
我知道別人要看我的blog是多麼的容易。但坦白說，我宁願給陌生人或朋友看，也不想給我身邊的親人（由其是長輩）看到我些的東西。感覺有點尷尬，好像一切都坦蕩蕩的讓他們知道了。因為我所有的想法都可以在我的blog裡找到。發瘋的，廢的，高興的，低落的，兒童不宜的，長輩受不了的。。。

我媽有一次好奇的叫我姐開我的blog給她看。還好我姐‘醒目‘，開了就scroll來scroll去，然後click別的網站給她看。我承認我是背叛的。我希望有些事情還是只限於跟朋友分享的。長輩還是少知為妙。

你呢？
有沒有某些人是你不想他讀你的blog的？


The truth is, i strongly believe that certain things are meant to be shared with certain people only.
Do you agree with me?

Confessions of a Bitchaholic

I was a shopaholic when i was younger, as in when i was in my 20's. I just can't resist the seduction of all the nice stuffs. Despite only earning less than 2k a month, i still managed to live ( quite ) well at the same time contribute a big portion of my salary to the retail industry. And because of that, i am having my own little boutique at home displaying lots of shirts, pants and shoes.

But as i grew older, i have changed from a shopaholic to something worse ~ BITCHAHOLIC.

If shopaholic is caused by the low resistant towards nice stuffs, then bitchaholic is all about the not so nice things. But i have to make it clear that I ONLY COMPLAIN/COMMMENT, I DON'T MAKE UP STORIES/RUMOURS. Cos i hate people bitching about something that is not true. Sometimes it's a bit hard to control my mouth as i speak out too fast before it got screen thru my mind. As a result, lots of people have the impression that i'm an unfriendly person.

不知到是天生還是職業病。一看到不順眼的東西就會想講一下。有時講過火了都不知道。常因為醬而常得罪人。有發覺的還好，最怕是我得罪了都還不知道。再醬下去我想我連剩下的那幾個朋友都會不想見我。

So now i'm trying to change. If cutting off all the credit cards is the 1st step to stop being shopaholic, then what is the 1st step to stop as a bitchaholic?


Hello. My name is Danny. I'm a BITCHAHOLIC.

各施各法。。。

你可能不知道，我們做instructor的，除了要教class，還要拼業績。什麼業績？就是management set給我們的attendance target。不同的 class和時段有不同的target。如果在一段時間裡都hit不到minimum的話，就會被換instructor或直接換class。

我們當然不想醬啦。因為很malu的。所以，instructor們都會使出混身解術來吸引members進class。

我最大的競掙是每個星期一和星期三的Body Combat。因為我的MTV Jam和Body Combat都是熱們的class。所以難免會有搶members的狀況出現。大戰開始。他用他那fit到暴的身材來做賣點。我沒有身材，只能用我那還可以的舞姿來勾引members。雖然大家都有一班基本的supporters，但偶而還是想attract一下那些剛報到的新鮮肉體來join class。哈哈。還好目前為止大家都還表現得不錯，沒被management換掉。希望接下來的classes都會有更好的attendance。

各施各法。。。各們各菩薩。
真是‘搵食艱難‘啊。

感謝仙家指路

昨天在 Bangsar Telawi 的 McDonalds 吃 lunch。隔壁桌坐了三個鬼佬，聽他們的 accent，應該是英國人。講話很大聲，煩死人了。想要靜靜的吃都不能。突然Ａ的電話響。

A : Hello blah blah .. we are at the McDonalds .....yup, the one at the corner.... blah blah ... what street? （看著B ）

這時 B 很一枝箭衝出去看路牌。然後跑進來胸有成竹的對 A 說 ：

B : Tell him we are at ..... JALAN SEHALA。

過後我就不知道發生什麼事了。因為我已經被 coke 嗆到，一直咳個不停。。。


真衰，不能靜靜的吃 lunch，還要給 coke 嗆到！:P
真是感謝仙家指路囉。。。

Almost an ORGY ...

( Don't get me wrong... no steamy story here ;p )

Something very 駝衰家 happened to me last Friday. I was teaching the class in one of the club. As usual, i let them take a short break after a few sets of dance. Then, we will mark the step before continue with new steps. And normally i'll say to the class :
" Come on everyone. Let's MARK."

But dunno what happened to my mind and tongue that i suddenly said:
" Come on everyone. Let's FARK...... "

Luckily the music was playing quite loud at that moment. So i think no one noticed my mistake. But i kept on laughing after that till i can't concentrate on the steps. The members must be thinking why this normally cold looking instructor suddenly become so happy ...

MALU-nyerrr....
又是舌頭惹的禍 ！;p

請問要擺邊度？

前幾天去給牙醫洗牙。洗牙的指定動作 ~ 嘴張開hold著。然後牙醫就會拿一大堆的‘架撐‘在你嘴裡進進出出。洗到一半，我突然很想笑。因為我想到一樣很無理頭和尷尬的事。但只能忍。

OK, 來玩個遊戲吧。把嘴吧張開hold住３分鐘
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。


你有沒有和我一樣，舌頭突然間不知道要往那裡擺？有沒有很好笑？現在明白我的感受吧？我那好動的舌頭就是這樣，迷了方向。擺那裡都好像不對。當時真的覺得尷尬但又超搞笑。


牙醫叔叔，請問我條利應該擺邊度咧？

Showtime Blues 2

不好意思，一時上隱。都說的啦，老人家喜歡話當年。再講多一 part 做秀的經驗吧。

最大膽的秀
Annual dinner show for Dunhill. I think the theme is Wild and Red, very Dunhill image. So basically the boys only wear skimpy shorts with boots and the girls only with bra top and g-string with f*ck-me boots '. Half way dancing, you can see that lots of uncle rush towards the stage to take pictures....of the girls la of cos. Really shocking but very fun, looking at those hamsap Ah Pek and Pakcik's face. And also the expression of the Aunties when they saw us stripping on stage...LOL

最搞笑的秀
CNY Dinner show at JB. Since it's CNY , so we have to do some typical CNY thing lo. Girls in cheongsam and guys with the 大頭佛 costume. Do you know that it's really hard to dance with that stupid mask? All that i can see is a small fine line. And bcos of that, most of the guys end up crashing on each other... which makes sense as a 大頭佛.


最長的秀
Akademi Fantasia at Astro Ria. I did the whole Season 1 ( 9 episodes and 2 outdoor concerts ). That was a very good experience. You basically can see my face every Saturday on tv. Macamlah glamour sangat..;p You might see my face now on and off, cos Astro sometimes re-air the performances from previous seasons.

最臭臉的秀
Anugerah Juara Lagu TV3. We were backing up Dayang Nurfaizah, and won the Best Creative Ethnic category. Since i am the shortest male dancer, so my position is at the front row la. But knowing me, i was super nervous then. So when we did the ending pose ( me squat down in front of Dayang ), i forgot to smile. And when i don't smile, i look unfriendly. The next day, ll the people in my company who watched the show call me 'Penari Muka Masam.' ;(
( btw, the performance is viewable in Youtube. But you might not recognise me. Cos we have a lot of makeup on. )

Showtime Blues

上回說到從做秀拿經驗。那現在我就說說做秀的經曆吧。我做秀的資曆不算深，因為都是做freelance的。在工作不忙時才接秀的。雖然做的秀不多，但也有滿多的難忘，搞笑和難堪的經驗。

最難忘的秀
It was the Merdeka Countdown show in front of Sg Wang. 1st time countdown in a very spacious and comfortable area ~ backstage. Met lots of artistes there, such as HOCC, Gary Cao, Fan Wei Chyi, Lin Yu Zhong dan lain-lain. We were so into Gary that time where we posed long-long during the ending so that our friend can take pictures of us with Gary..lol. BTW, FFFWC is kind of LCLY ( no offense to FF fans )

最大陣仗的秀
A joint production between Astro and Indonesian tv station at Arena of Stars. And it's a live telecast! Sheila Majid was one of the performers and she was so sporting. Cos she was there sitting with us in the dancers room and bitch about those Indonesian...hahaha. Everyone was so tensed but i think we did a great show. BTW, very good pay. ( Tak sangka Indonesia got such big budget ;p )

最malu的秀
It was an annual dinner show for dunno which company. We did a Brazil Mardigras number where all of us wore lots of feathers and colorful ribbons. Suddenly, the ribbons on my wrist get caught in between the feathers on my headgear. 打死結. I can't do anything that i just keep on smiling and slowly go off the stage. SWEAT!!!
Oh ya, talk about malu. I once fly-skirt ( 飛裙露底 ) on Sg Wang's centre stage. I forgot that I was wearing a Scottish kilt and i happily go and did a big turn. So basically everyone can see my skimpy shorts....

最令人摸不著頭腦的秀
Also an annual dinner show. FYI, we only have less than 3 minutes to change the overall costumes in between songs. And that day i am the LEAD !!! Cos i am the smallest size male la... It was an African number where we were topless with a leopard print cloth wrapped around the waist and barefoot. For the ending pose, they have to lift me up and i have to strike a wild pose. And i did.... together with my WHITE SOCKS which i forgot to take off during changing.... Can you imagine a wild African wearing white socks? ;p

Hmm... talking about the show, i can go on and on....
You know la, old people like to talk about their past....


p/s : The song that is playing now is the song for my 1st performance as a dancer ~ In Your Eyes ( Kylie Minogue )