abc banana

I know this girl, born and grew up in KL. She is really pretentious and always like to make fun of people who are bad in English. FYI, she doesn't really know Chinese as she was English educated. So one day during our gathering, i over heard her talking to another girl :

" You know lah. I always tell people that i am an A.B.C. Cos i don't speak Chinese."

I know this is my golden opportunity to laser her. So i looked at her and said ( in front of everyone ) :

" Sorry lor. You are definitely not an A.B.C. You are just a BANANA ! "

You all agree?


p/s : Do you know the difference between ABC, BBC , CBC, etc. and err ..... BANANA?

pp/s : If she labeled herself as A.B.C., then what am i? I am Malay educated but i know Malay, English and Chinese. Can i call myself P.A.N.D.A.I. ? ;p

make it work ...

( My own version of Project Runway, doing costume jewelries / props )

Sitting at home, nothing to do. Still waiting for the confirmations on my Christmas display proposals. So i went to the tailor shop and got myself some materials. Trying to do some props for the coming Halloween parties at the gym .. which btw, everyone is INVITED!!! It's a Halloween party cum Opening Day. ( more infos on that soon )

Prop 01 : Bedazzled devil's horn
Using the original red horn that i got few years back. Add a bit of colored crystal beads for a GLAM effect.


Prop 02 : Dramatic shoulder pad
Using bra pad ( yup .. bra, not shoulder pad ) as base. Add on the crystal beads and plastic ring holder ( this one you can find at those shop selling props for jewelry display ). GLAM and fierce at the same time.


Apa macam? Ada vogiu?
Anybody want me to custom made costume props for the coming Halloween party?

p/s : will try to do another 'look' for the party at different gym. so gatal horr? ;p

extreme make "under"

Given a chance, i would like to tone ( cut ) down my facial expression, cos people always said that it's too dramatic and ... tak cantik. I tried to smile or laugh vogiuly when taking pictures, but always tak jadi. How lah?

U lerr ? Nak potong apa? ;p


我靚無？

I am Korean!

As i was walking towards the nasi lemak by the roadside this morning, i felt something dropped on my shoulder. Shit! Really. I mean shit... bird shit. You know how we Chinese pantang about bird shit dropping on us, especially on the head. But what if it dropped on our shoulder?

I once came across an article about bird's dropping on shoulder. And it's actually a sign of good luck ... for the Koreans. ( is it true? )

So ladies and gentlemen, for today ... i am a Korean. ;p


向來都不是很迷信的我，只相信一樣東西：
什麼事都好，只要你相信它是吉的，那它就一定是吉！
共勉之。。。

p/s : do you know the actual meaning of bird's dropping on shoulder?

Not myself tonight ...

Ever thought of what you want to be, other than what you are doing now? I mean something totally different and unexpected.

I am a freelance visual merchandiser and fitness dance instructor. But sometimes i wonder what if i am on of those professional extreme-sports performer... doing skydiving, bungee jumping or other dangerous stuff. Who knows, maybe i can add in some choreographer while diving in the sky huh? ;p

So, what's your alternate self huh?
Let's get creative... :)


I always thought that you don't have to limit your career choice with what you learnt or studied for...

w.o.w

又是大嘴嚇人時間啦。。。

Yasmin and Win-ni came to my house this afternoon. Since we have nothing to do, i took out my photo albums ( pictures from my secondary school days till now ) and gave them a shock/joke of their life. Below are the 2 pictures with the highest shocking rate ...

Which one you like the most? The "Geometric hairstyle" or The " Lala " look?


大嘴嚇一嚇，好過被鬼壓。哈哈。

W.O.W. = Worst Of the Worst

confession of an EX-shopaholic

Say you just won yourself a RM10K shopping spree.
Do you think that you can spend all the money without feeling guilty?
I know i can't. Dunno why.
I just felt that i should not spend the money just bcos i want to shop.
Gosh .. am i sick??!!!??


不知道是不是人越老，購買的慾望就越來越低。
最近逛街都沒想買什麼東西。

禍從口‘入‘

I think small bugs like to fly into my mouth and make me choke. Is it the due to the width of my mouth? Or maybe my big mouth looks like some black hole to them. Too attractive that they just got sucked into it.
It happened a few times when i was in the class. I choked and can't cue for a few minutes. So embarrassing. :(

How to avoid it lah?
Don't ask me to keep my big mouth shut, cos that's not an option! ;p


Do you think that i was a LIZARD in my past life?
Or that pokok periuk kera? LOL ;p

shake it Danny, shake it !

( FYI, this is a monthly Big Mouth's 'syok sendiri' post ... for your swearing pleasure. ;p )

As an instructor, we always get feedbacks or comments from the members. Some we like, and some we don't. But this is the one that i received yesterday ...

After the Latin class, 2 'tudung' girl ( which i think are 1st timer ) came to me :

Me : Hey you two. Thanks for trying and staying ya. Good job. Next time jangan malu-malu, buat aje, ok?

Girl : Haha. I am very the kayu, but i like your class very much. Especially when you shake your body and bontot. Hahahaha..

Me : Huh? ( A bit shy and dunno how to react...;p )

Girl : Yalah, my friend ask me to join cos she said you always teach the shaking steps and it's sangat sexy. That's why i join la.

Me : Err ... well in that case, thank you very much and keep on shaking ya? Haha ... ( Quickly walk away, cos i can feel that my face is blushing already ... ;p )

I think God is very fair. I don't have a super nice and rounded bontot, but have the ability to shake my FLAT ASS and make it sexy. And i am super proud of myself. ;)

Anybody wants a booty-shake battle? LOL....
(OK OK, i know that's a bit over liao .. must be humble ...;p )

( For the record, i dun wear leggings to class. But i wish to have a slightly fuller butt than what i have now. ;p )

時不時給人家醬誇獎一下真的是很爽。
So? 你要不要也順便誇獎我，給我爽一下下？ ;p

Auntie 唔易做

I am so thankful that i have a bunch of high energy che-ches in my class. Although most of them are over their 40's, but they still dance and party like nobody's business. And sometimes surprises me with their knowledge ( i mean totally updated with the latest trend and music ).

I gave them a little preview on next week's dance after the class. I'm using ' Take it off ' by Kesha. To my surprise, one of the che-che was actually singing that song while i dance. OMG! So canggih! If you know that song, the chorus part is very Egyptian- inspired. So i did a bit of Egyptian move with some ' voguing ' ( vogue + ing = a dance move where you lipat-lipat your tangan ;p ). I thought that will impress them. Mana tau, another che-che came to me and commented :

" Danny, isn't that move from Jolin's ( 蔡依林﹣美人計 )latest MV? "

This time, i am totally speechless. UPDATED nyerrr.....
Can't wait to see them 'lipat sendiri' ( sounds so SALAH ~ 自己摺嘪 ) next week. LOL ;p
So you think you can LIPAT?


Now, who wants to play lipat-lipat?
p/s : the posted song is dedicated to all my che-ches and you out there. let's get sexy...;)~
pp/s : 看這些姐姐多麼的 up-to-date，那個連誰是‘阿密特‘都不知道的"小妹妹" ... 要好好反省囉。:P

let's talk ...

We used to call my Geography teacher " Apa King" cos he likes to use/ask "Apa" when he is teaching. We counted, almost 200 times in a period of 40 minutes.
" Benua Asia adalah benua yang APA? ... terbesar di APA? ... bumi. " " Gunung Kinabalu adalah APA? gunung yang tertinggi di APA? Malaysia. "

Then i have a supplier who like to as me 'see' things. Cos he always end his sentence with "you see" ?
"This material is different on, you see? " " My charges is consider very cheap already, you see? "

And others, just like to swear when they are talking.
" FxxK lah, let's try that. " " that dress really nice lerr.. CB " " NIAMA, just now i saw one lengchai. "

Finally ... me. I like to use "OK" when i am teaching.
" everyone OK? " " step over then jump OK? and bring the arms to the front. OK? " " let's warm up, OK? "
Sometimes i feel like laughing every time i said OK. Dunno why, it just came out from my mouth naturally.

Do you have a specific style or word that you always use when you are talking?


還好我不是‘粗話不離口‘的人。要不然教class一定給人家complain到亂。哈哈。

有需要醬咩？

I was talking to a few members in front of the studio after the class. Then we saw a guy passed by proudly in front of us with a Birkin bag on his hand, which i believe it's his 'gym bag'.

So we started to comment ...

Member A : Yerrr.. so rich.
Member B : Ceh ... show off.
Me : Wah ... need like that meh?

From the above comments, my conclusions are :

Member A is ... ENVY.
Member B is ... JEALOUS.

And me?
I dunno, i dun really care.
Cos i dun fancy branded stuff anyway.
But a Birkin bag to gym, to carry sweaty shirt ?

Seriously, you think ... NEED MEH?


( Just in case you dunno what is a Birkin bag, refer to the pic which Gaga sampat-ly conteng on it. ;p )

小心！有老妖。。。

All the while i can feel some pain at my shoulder and back. So one of my friend recommend to go for traditional Chinese massage ( 推拿 ). Normally we won't say anything to them, let them tell us what is our problem... just to test if they are really good lah.

It was my 1st session. He started from my head.. OK.. then shoulder, a bit tight.. OK.. then to the back and waist.. Suddenly he stopped and said :

" 你這老妖啊，要小心。"

I was a bit blurr and shocked :

" 老妖？你要醬講話咩？"

Then only i found out that he was talking about my waist( 腰 x 妖 ). Luckily i didn't do any stupid reactions on that comment. If not sure have to dig big hole to jump in liao. LOL ;p

( sorry if you can't understand Chinese, cos it's a bit difficult to explain in English ;p )


Ever heard of the phrase ...
" You are what you read", or
" You are what you eat" ?

What about ...
" You are what you HEARD"? LOL ;p

一月不見如隔三秋

I "unintentionally" ( sumpah !!! ) mislead/ lied to someone about my age a month ago. Not going to elaborate on the details here. And i felt so guilty about it. I'm actually think that maybe i should confess.

So how are you going to react if say ...
" i met you in August and told you that i am 30 years old. And when we meet again in September, i told you that i just celebrated my birthday ... and i am now 33 years old? "

Do you think it's acceptable?
Should i confess to avoid any humiliation in the future?
Or maybe i should just keep quiet?

微笑的理由

才發現，原來真正的微笑是不需要理由的。
當你心無障礙的時後，你就會無憂無慮的發自內心的笑出來。
經過了那些事，我會更珍惜能開心的笑的日子。
你又有多久沒有真正的笑了呢？
大家一起加油吧！

Never thought that the privilege to smile from the bottom of our heart is so PRECIOUS until i was involved in that issue. And i miss the moment when i can smile for no reason, even when i am alone.

Happy Kuih Bulan :)

p/s : i promise, this will be my last emo post. :)

" Whatever will be ...

... will be. The damage has been done. Cheer up, no point being so harsh to yourself. "

That's what everyone told me lately. Maybe they are right. Cos i know, the issue will still be there, whether i am happy or not. Maybe i am just sabotaging my own feelings by refusing it to feel happy. Therefore i will try to treat myself better. Hopefully the bitchy me will be back real soon.

But i will still pray everyday, with the hope that everything will turn out fine.

我知道，只有我自己才能決定我的心情。。。
所以我決定要快樂。

這個生日不快樂。

3 hours to go...

By right i should feel excited by counting down to my big day, but i can't. Cos i am currently caught in a major issue. Therefore, my only birthday wish this year is to have the problem settled asap. And hopefully with a happy ending.

If you are free and dunno what to do, try pray for me. Really appreciate that.

這應該是我有史以來最不快樂的生日。
突然發現，原來我的抗壓性是如此的低。。。

in a snap!

Based on my blogging style, do you think that i'm a long-winded person? I dun think i am. But apparently there's people that thought that i always wasting time talking nonsense when i can save their time by going straight to the point!

I have to admit that sometimes i like to add in some details or special effect when i talk, just to make it more interesting. I know some friends who don't like to talk nonsense. No introduction or extra side infos on the topic when we talk. Once once u see them, straight away climax, no foreplay. And of cos , our conversations are normally short, and kinda boring.

I am not a guy with patience, but i think sometimes all the extra small bits that makes the story interesting. Don't you think so?

( I dun think i have problem talking and do the 'SNAP' at the same time lo ;p )

大嘴想法：
“重點“應該是在一對碎點中最突出的，不是嗎？
如果跳果了那些小碎點，“重點“不就沒了輕重之分了。

Err, 你了解我的明白嗎？

一人有一首 'it' 歌

I am quite free nowadays, cos finished Raya and now preparing proposals for Christmas. So most of the time i am at home, watching movies and drama-series. Temporary couch potato lah ;p. I just finish watching a new ( i think so ) drama series Honestly i never heard of it or recognize most of the actors or actresses in the series. I am solely attracted by the title : DROP DEAD DIVA. ( don't you think that it's quite interesting? )


But the truth is, there is not much or lasering, back-stabbing or fashion stuff in the series. Just some daily stuffs that is happening in our daily life. Simple yet interesting. But the thing i like most about this series is the songs that they played.

Am currently in love with " Bloom" by Nerina Pallot. Must play it the moment i on my MacBook every morning. Definitely something cheery to start my day. And the lyrics ...
"I'm gonna bloom, there's nothing that i can't do. It's never too late, never too late to bloom... "
So the suara hati for middle age people like me kan? ;p So yeah, that's the 'it' song for me.

What is your 'IT' song at the moment?



p/s : Posted the song at the sidebar. Enjoy :)

廢話！！！

What will you do if you ask me :
" Where is Plaza Damansara? "

And i answer :
" Damansara. "

Don't you feel like slapping me?
That's what happened to me when i was meeting up with my client. Luckily she is my client, if not sure kena laser by me liao!!! But come to think of it, it's NOT her fault? Cos "TECHNICALLY" she did answer my question. Maybe i'm the one who should ask more specific question next time kan? ;p


Fresh from the oven...新鮮滾熱辣...
I went for my haircut today and over heard the conversation ( in Cantonese ) between a walk-in customer and the receptionist :

Customer : 洗同埋吹點charge啊？
How much you charge ahh? Cut and blow.

Receptionist : 愛吹咩？（她應該是要問 “吹怎樣的髮形“。）
Blow what? ( I think she meant "how you want to blow/style your hair" )

Customer : 頭髮啦。
My hair lah.

The receptionist face turned blue, and mine turned red, trying my best not to laugh. LOL ;p