Tokyo Stories 2

3rd Stop : SHIBUYA

Once i came out from the Shibuya main station, i was shocked with the crowd there.

But thats not the main thing that shocked me. It's the whole enviroment. Shibuya to me is like Times Square + Sg Wang + Low Yat + a bit of Sunway Pyramid x 10 !!! You can see seafood everywhere. Japanese seafood of cos. The dressing style there is totally different from other area in Tokyo. Most of the people there are young and hip ( in their own way ). I didn't really shopped there cos the things there are a bit too 'fishy' for my age. Just walk and see lo. But i have to say that their seafood is slightly presentable than our local seafood product. Cos their food presentation is from head to toe - FULL PACKAGE.
My conclusion of SHIBUYA = 20% tourist + 60% fresh seafood + 20% smelly seafood ;p

Even Colonel Sanders also mengatal with his RED suit !!!


There is something special about the trains in Tokyo. They have cool and less cold train cart for you to choose.
（還好只是弱冷，不是弱智 ）If not sure no one go in ..LOL



4th Stop : HARAJUKU

It was a beautiful Sunday morning when i went to Harajuku. We first went to the famous temple. You have to go thru a long road of small stones a trees on both side. Very cooling and refreshing. And when i reached the temple, i saw a lot of couple getting married there. So i pun kepoh take their pictures. And i made a wish. Next time if you go there please check if my wish board is still there or not.




Then come my favourite part of Harajuku - THE HARAJUKU GIRLS!!!!
It's interesting to see how they dressed up and gathered at certain spots and let people take pictures with them. But not all of them are friendly when you want to take their picture. We have to grunge rock girls, Lolita girl...and oh...also 2 mat salleh trying to be Harajuku girls ( bottom left of the pic ).


Since everyone take pictures with them, i also take la. Most of them are pretty when you look carefully. I said MOST only, ok? ;p
By the way, the theme of my costume is " Ah Piau from KL " ;p


NEXT : KYOTO
You'll see me chasing aftehr the Geisha to take their pictures.
Got very nice pictures to show :)

Tokyo Stories 1

There's a lot of things that is interesting in Japan. But i will only share with you part of it, cos it will be too much for me to tell you all about it.

Starting with this :The SuiCa card = the prepaid pass for JR ( Japan Railway ) & subways

1st Stop : ASAKUSA

A typical tourist spot when you go Japan. And of cos, they potong the tourists kau-kau. Things like local food product and souvenirs are priced slightly higher than other places. So i pun behave like tourist lo. Take picture with Ah Piau pose, buy souvenirs for friends and go temple to pray.




Look at the packaging, so interesting...how can you not buy? And also the ice-cream, so many flavours...


2nd Stop : SHINJUKU

Shinjuku = Chow Kit

Basically a city that is so busy. You can see people everywhere during daytime. And it become more interesting at night, as it is a Red Light area fo Tokyo. There's pimps in suit everywhere asking you what would you like to see or play. Most of them are young guys.



Shinjuku : Day and Night


The city hall of Tokyo banned smoking on the road. So they have to gather at the designated corner to smoke beramai-ramai. There are also some Smoking Police on the road to check on the smokers. Interesting. We should do it here in Malaysia.



NEXT : SHIBUYA & HARAJUKU ( guess what is my costume in Harajuku? ;p )

I'M BACK !!!

Hi all... saya sudah balik...
But damn tired..;(

12 days trip :
- 3 days sore throat ( voice like ' Ah Kua ' operation tak jadi ;p )
- 4 days nose block
- 1 day diarrhea

Of cos still got a lot of excitements and great experiences .. which i will shall with you guys later on..But for now, here's the things that i brought back from Japan. ( macam banyak..tapi when i separate it for my relatives and friends..not much left.. )






Will post more interesting pictures soon...but this week very busy la..3 installations & 2 presentations..wish me luck..
I gotta go sleep liao..very tired..
zzz...zzz..zzz

PENGUMUMAN . . .

Blog in akan dihentikan untuk sementara waktu.

Ini kerana tuan punya blog ~ MULUT BESAR, akan berangkat ke negara Matahari Terbit. Kunjungan kali ini adalah untuk menghadiri kursus NINJA ~ bagi menguasai ilmu LASER dengan lebih hebat. Jadi, tunggulah kepulangan MULUT BESAR dengan penuh debaran.....

Jangan terlalu rindukan daku....
( sekali sehari pun sudah cukup ;p )

p/s : will be back on 15 June 2008 with lots of interesting stories to share ;)
( i hope so... )

不是拍戲。

今天早上出門的時候，看見了一幕很溫心的畫面。

在電梯裡，一位爸爸背著兒子。從那小男孩的呼吸聲就知道他生病，而且還是很不舒服。那爸爸神情有點焦急，想快點帶兒子去看醫生。但好死不死，每一樓都有人按電梯。電梯停一次，那爸爸就更急。那小孩的呼吸還是很不順。看也我有些心痛。

電梯一到groundfloor，我就按著門讓他們先出去。那爸爸對我點了頭就馬上背著兒子出拿車。
這時，我才知道，原來這樣的畫面，不是只有在戲裡看到。

今天早上，我的心情有點低落，有點感動，有點不知所錯。




Happy Fathers' Day..to my dad and your dad ..:)

Lift stories...

Besides the pantry, lift is another good place to bitch or listen to others bitching on something. I overheard ( actually PURPOSELY pasang telinga la ;p ) 2 guys talking / complaining about one of their female colleague.

A : You know why Irene is angry with me?

B : Nope. Why?

A : Cos i didn't show up at her birthday party. She is so CHEAPSKATE..invite everyone to celebrate her birthday party at the club. She did not pay anything cos we have to pay for our own drinks. And the best thing is , it was on Ladies Night. So she don't have to pay the cover charge. She is so clever to have such plan.

B : No wonder i heard that she is not talking to a few other guys in the department. Guess they didn't turn up at the party as well la..


Ting! Doors open..i go out..end of story..

What would you do if you are Mr. A?
If that lady is my close friend, then i give face...if just normal colleague/friend..i'll ask her to try something new ..( refer to my entry on 1st June )

賤嘴正傳﹣大膽常試

I hate people forcing me to do something that i don't like or not interested. Sometimes they are too pushy, without respecting my decision（Ｉam sorry, but friends from direct sellings and insurance tend to have this kind of attitude ). I just want them to know - Whatever good on someone may is not necessarily good to others as well. And when they crossed the line and set up the fire in me...

“麼耶事你都要大膽去常試，要突破。我無點你。你沒試，又點可已話唔好？”
( You have to open your mind, try everything...never try never know...!! )

“你夠未食過屎，又唔見你去試？！”
( Have you ever eat sh*t ? Go try lah !! )

No Trespassing !

Do you have a certain part of your daily life that you think it's the best to keep it to yourself..and only yourself? Maybe things that you are embaressed of, things that you regreted, your weakness, something that you hated...or...i don't know. And you always put on the 'NO TRESPASSING' sign when people want to talk or discuss about it.



I have my 'NO TRESPASSING' zone as well..that i wish you will stand behind the line...
Let me see...

~ DO NOT ask me about my financial status...cos i don't know how to explain..and not so sure about it myself
~ DO NOT ask me about my future plan...cos i really don't know..and don't feel like sharing it with you
~ DO NOT ask me if i want to be a millionaire , by joining your direct selling / insurance scheme...big NO-NO for me !
~ DO NOT pretend that you care by giving me lectures about life and love...i know what i want
~ DO NOT ask me to shut up ..... cos I JUST CAN'T !

So next time if you see me giving you the funny or uncomfortable face, pandai-pandai stop asking or go away,...before it turn to be a 'CRIME SCENE'. ;p

Thank you for your co-operations.

原來我也是。。。

今天教完class，一班太太在studio裡討論fashion。

因為她們是我的regular member，我就應酬應酬一下跟她們講話。
忽然有一為太太對著我說：

“你適合穿冷色系的顏色，因為你很夠力白。去曬啦。“

當時我只笑笑，沒說什麼。因為，我突然心虛的想起我之前的entry ﹣小姐好白。

原來我也是“超級白”一名。哈哈。

。。。

我有被感動到。。。




你呢？

Something About ~ F.F.K.

I was supposed to meet up my friend this afternoon. But she FFK last minute. I waited for her for more than 50 minutes. And when i called, she did not answer the phone. So i decided to go back after the long wait. On my way back, i turned on the radio, just to listen to some nice songs to destress. MANA TAHU.....

I first listen to 988, they were playing Joey Yung's 我的驕敖 ( My Pride ).....

" see me FLY..i'm proud to FLY up high...."

No mood, then i switched to My Fm, even worse..cos they were playing Janice's 今夜你不會來.....

Ya...what a nice song for someone who is just being FFKed by others...
（平時laser得人多，報應啊！）

賤嘴正傳 ﹣Original or Spicy ?

I used to have a housemate, who likes to put on a lot of talcum powder everytime after he showers. So one day, out of curiosity, i asked him :

Me : 你擦醬多粉做麼？
( Why you like to apply so much powder ? )

Him : 醬才爽嘛。
( So that i feel fresh and smell nice. )

Me : 我還以為你準備要去炸。。。
( Oic. I thought you are ready to be fried..... )

Hello Y.B.

( Berikut adalah isi kandungan sebuah perbualan telefon. Tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup ATAU yang tak nak hidup. Dan jangan sekali diikut. )


Shasha : Hello sun. ( sun = shortname for SUNDAL ;p )

Me : Ya sun. Nak apa sun?

Shasha : Next Tuesday Bobbie's birthday la. Nak dinner. U can ah?

Me : Sori la. Normally weeknites i ada class la.

Shasha : You ni memang Y.B.

Me : Ya lah, Y.B. memang busy nak berkhidmat untk negara ma.

Shasha : Eh, don't get me wrong. My Y.B. to you is YANG BABI !!

Me : Pant*t, next time i pun call you Y.B. la...YANG BITCHY !!!

My award winning song

那些女孩教我的事
詞：陳沒+阿信
曲：阿信
唱：品冠

第一行诗的狂妄 第一首歌的难忘
第一次吻你的唇 你的倔强
第一颗流星灿烂 第一个天真愿望
第一个诺言美丽的荒唐

你教我爱的善良
你教我恨的野蛮
你教我忘记该忘 伤心太伤
那些你教我的事
让思念更苦更长 只想问
想念的 想念的 想念的你
怎么样

___________________________________

那些賤人教我的事
詞：我
唱：要你管

第一次shoot你的爽 第一次笑你肥胖
第一次指指點點 你的濃妝
第一次咒你嘴烂 第一次做人假裝
第一次笑裡藏刀的荒唐

你教我硬下心腸
你教我做人野蛮
你教我怎樣laser 才不會伤
那些你教我的事
讓我的賤功更強 只想问
嘴賤的 最賤的 最近的你
癢不癢




The most LASER song award...goes to....BIG MOUTH !

"First of all, i would like to thank my parents and family...friends...for their blessings..
And to my fans...who suppoted me all the way...
Thank you.."

p/s : this is the official song for PMLM ( Persatuan Mulut Laser Malaysia ) lol

Call me 'Tauke'..

Yaaaaayy...finally, i can open my current account..and get my own cheque book. It might sound nothing to you. But for people like me, who do freelance, it's very difficult for us to open that account. Cos we don't have salary slip, no company back up, no permanent income.....I've been meeting up with that officer for few times before this. She keep on rejecting my application cos i got not enough materials to submit. And also i don't know anyone who can be my introducer. But thanks to this Indian lady officer at Klang branch. She told me to apply it online. No introducer or statements needed. I tried. And i got it thru. Thank you very much.

Now i can be like those TAUKEs, signing off cheques for payments. So shioook...:)



BTW, something funny happened in the bank. I was sitting at one corner waiting for my number to be called. Then came this matured chinese guy, and asked me :

" 青見 女，邊度囉號碼？”

I thought he was talking to other people. But there's only me. So i replied :

“ 前邊 ” ( in my heart : Uncle, 你有病啊？)




p/s : Luckily i'm more matured than Shinji - sikit-sikit., mahu tunjuk kuku ;p

From now on...

It was a good day for me..till just now.

I called my friend to inform her that there are certain things that she did was not correct. At least i felt so. I told her that cos we are close and i know that i am better than her in that part. But what did i get in return ?

She raised her voice at me saying that she know what is going on. And she is very sure that she did the thing correctly. So i kept quiet. We did not argue but i won't say that it was a good conversation. Honestly i am a bit disappointed, cos this is not the first time. Normally when she need some advise in that matter, she will check with me. And now she just treat me like an used info-counter.

Sometimes i wonder if i am should stop sharing or taking care of her, since she is now GROWN UP.

Ah... what the f*ck !
From now on..U 'LUM' U . I will just take care of my own things.
So long, farewell.

Me & Myself

I realised that something weird is happening to me lately.
I tend to talk to myself when i'm alone, or when i'm thinking of something, or when i have nothing to do. Not sure if it is normal, but the frequency of me talking to myself is really freaking me out...a bit.

Especially when i drive alone, listening to the radio. I talk to the DJ, i respond to the radio commercial and i 'drama' along with the songs, as if i'm in their MV. Strange right? I only realised that everytime when i'm half way doing it, then i qucikly stop it. Ask myself to SHUT UP AND DRIVE ( nope, it's not Rihanna's, this is more serious ).

Maybe that is a certain voice inside me that need to be released. The powerful voice that is out of control sometimes. But i hope somehow it will help me, giving me the strength along the way to reach my dreams.



So, if you see me talking alone, don't be scared or looked at me one kind. It's just me and myself, having a good time.

賤嘴正傳﹣我是誰？

昨天去了朋友的 house warming party，小賭了一下。
６個人玩，只有１個人輸。所已我們各自取了個外號。
有﹣賭王，賭聖，賭俠，賭后和賭仙。
那位輸家不甘示弱，也要個外號。但一直想不出別的。

於是他對我說：
“外號都給你們用完了，賭王，賭聖，賭俠，賭后和賭仙。還有什麼給我？”

我說：
”那你就叫（賭／倒）屎啦！”
（廣東話）

What A Feeling !!!

Accidentally saw this video when i browsed youtubes videos. WHAT A FEELING !!!!! I still can recall those good memories. I was in primary 2 , when my teacher asked us to perform a dance for some event in the school. And guess what? We danced to this song. I love the energy and the melody of the song. Really makes you wanna dance.

And heard a new version on the radio. It was from Namie Amuro ( one of my favourite Japanese female singer ). She released a new single with some sample of the original music. Cool.

Now i can dance to the past...and groove with the present ;)

What if ?

望子成龍，望女成鳳。

The above phrase is the most common one ( in the Chinese society ) to describe the parents' hope on their children. Wish that their kids will succeed in their life and fly high like dragon and phoenix.

But, what if...?

What if i choose not to fly up high?
What if i just want to stay on the ground and do the best i can, to live the life that i want?

Can i?



I want to be a horse...
I don't need to fly up high..
I just want to have the total freedom to run with all my heart for my dreams..
With your blessings...

Goodday mate !

KLCC is having a Lifestyle Australia Exhibition at the concourse area from now till next Tuesday ( 20/5/08 ). Since my client - MOOKS is an Australian brand, they got to promote their merchandise there. And that's when i came into the picture : Planned and proposed the display concept for them.


Since it is not a major exhibition, we were just allocated a certain part of the booth to display and sell our merchandise. No dramatic display but it did create a small drama :

The theme for the Winter 08 ( Australia is having winter now ) is actually New York, New York. So we picked the Statue of Liberty as the icon of the collection. As of course, we have to display some of it in the booth. And then this old man stopped by and asked me : Why is this thing doing here? It's American! Luckily it was in a trade show and i was in a good mood. So i explained to him the actual idea of having the statue there.



We did make some changes on the statue, as it is not holding a torch, but a MOOKS signature lighhtbulb. I was quite pleased when they are some visitors who actually wanted to buy the props that i made, instead of the merchandise. ( My client will not be happy, but who cares ;p )


My 2D Statue of Liberty standee in a la Andy Warhol color combinations.

So, if you happen to be in KLCC these few days, do drop by the booth. And get some goodies or discount vouchers from our friendly promoters. :)

賤嘴正傳﹣小姐好白

昨天和朋友到Pavilion逛。走著走著就進了間branded boutique。那位sales姐姐一看到衣著casual的我們，就很不爽的走過來。問她東西就要答不答的應酬我們。而且態度極差。看了一下我們就走了。當我朋友問我為什麼那些人態度可已這麼差的時候，我就對他說：

“你沒看到她的一身全白的look嗎？已經很明顯的說明了她的為人。白衣，白褲和白高跟鞋。”

“So？什麼意思”

“白＋白＋白，等於什麼？”

”很夠力白？”

“錯。是‘超級白’！”

“也對。”

REAL vs FAKE

See if you agree with me..




So-called beauty ~ apply a lot of things on their face to get compliments
Real beauty ~ walk out with confident even with their bare face






So-called rich man ~ wear branded stuffs and expensive jewelleries to show off
Real rich man ~ donate to those who is in need to make his life experience richer







So-called teacher ~ pass down all her knowledge to the students
Real teacher ~ teach and learn from the students to get more knowledge







So~called parents ~ buy cute toys and nice clothes for their children
Real parents ~ grow up together with their children







S0-called ME ~ arrogant, bitchy and sometimes unfriendly
Real ME ~ extremely shy, friendly, creative, optimistic, jovial, stubborn, hot tempered and....... bitchy !!!!
( pls let me know if i missed out anything wo.;p )

Thank You

There are some words that not everyone will say or dare to say..I LOVE YOU...or...SORRY...i think you need some courage to say these word as it is some expression of your love or guilt. But there are some people who just refuse, or don't know how to show their gratitute, by saying ~ THANK YOU.


1st Encounter :
I was going in the lift when i saw a lady with a bag of rubbish coming from the corner. So i hold the lift for her. She saw the lift is still open. She came in and pressed the floor button. Ding~ she went out...HALLOOOOOOO....you think the ghost hold the lift for you issit? (鬼唔望你包垃圾袋穿窿，垃圾灑滿地。）
YOU ARE WELCOME !!!

2nd Encounter :
I was at the road junction near my house, when i saw this car trying turn in from the opposite side. Since i am not in a hurry, i let him turn first. Dengan bangganya, he turned and drove away with his outdated " Masili", without smile or raise his hand to say thank you to me. (你好彩，我唔敢咒你架車。因為我驚我架車會有事 ;p ）
YOU ARE WELCOME TOO !!!

3rd Encounter :
I was at the cashier counter at the supermarket. As usual, i will automatically take out all the things from the basket at put it according to group on the counter and put the basket to it's original place. Thought that it should be faster and more convinient for the cashier. Mana tau? She looked at me one kind and then mixed up all the things in the plastic bag. Kanasai. And also never say thank you to me when she gave me back the change. （我原諒你，我讀書比你多）
YOU ARE MOST WELCOME !!!

賤嘴正傳﹣迷人Pink Lady

今天在 Bukit Bintang 遇見了一位很要好和三八的舊同事。因為太久沒見，嘴賤的我一見到她就想虧她一下。

我：哇！好久不見，還是一樣美。一身 pink lady 的 look，很夠力 sweet 喔。

她：哈哈！謝謝。

我：這樣 sweet，小心糖尿病！

她：Ｘ你！

I wish ...

" I rather do nothing and be happy, than to do something that i don't love." ~ Cameron Diaz / Ashton Kutcher ( What happens in Vegas? )

Seriously, i wonder how many of us can actually live this kind of life..i mean in real life? I wish i can...

Bernice Liu (廖碧兒) - EXPOSED!

Don't worry, there won't be any X-Rated pictures in my blog.

I saw this billboard of Bernice Liu for Marie France at the traffic light junction somewhere in USJ. While waiting for the green light, i can't help looking at her, posing in this beautiful beaded blue dress ala mermaid. SUDDENLY...jeng jeng jeng......

My LASER EYES sensed something...something wrong...something that is not suppose to happen...

Dengan tidak disangka-sangka, i saw this little SAFETY PIN ( at least 5cm lenght on the billboard ) on her dress...OMG, the designer forgot to touch up the image before send out for printing...







I thought 'international' company only do 'international' class thingy...;p
Mana tau.....

So do check it out if you happened to see one of their billboards...;)

Now i know....

Saw this billboard along Federal Highway :




Now i know why it's a bit hard for me to get what i want ( doesn't mean that i am a LOSER ! )...cos my problem is..:

" I think too many steps ahead, and forgot to take the very FIRST STEP ! "

But what if i take the wrong step, OR step on the wrong timing...OR...
( see what i mean? Big Mouth..don't think too much. Jalan aje la ;p )

LP~PL

Whenever i go, i will bring along my mini-market bag. Why mini-market? Cos you can find almost everything in it ~ glasses, lip balm, measurement tape, blade, keys, mints, etc. And also because the bag is big to carry almost anything and the opening is big ( BIG MOUTH with BIG OPENING bag ~ so secocok ;p )

But that's not the main point. The interesting thing is, i went to Carrefour MV yesterday to check on the price for some items. As we know, Carrefour's policy : Customer are not allowed to bring in bags (to avoid anyone from stealing ), UNLESS it's secured by the " v-lock '. As a good customer, i showed my bag to the abang security at the entrance wondering how is he going to lock it, cos there is no zipper at the opening. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

TAPI....tapi, dengan selambanya, he took out 2 " v-locks " and locked the handle of my bag. I was speechless. I really don't understand why he do that...


My mini-market bag



My so-called locked mini-market bag


Don't you think that's a bit ...err... LP~PL?
( with and without the lock )

Cos i know...

Still remember what you said when you were small?
What you want to be when you grow up?


I knew that i will be a BIG MOUTH when i grow up...
So i practise hard to get the perfect millon dollar smile...WUAHAHAHAHA




It's obvious rite?

噢哎希 ！

今天的class有位大小姐（大，是指年紀），躲在角落自己跳。看他好像要跳不跳的，我就好心叫他來前面來。他說不要。他怕跟不上，但我還是拉他來前排。

跳下跳下，他又飄到後面去。我不管了。他看不到是他的事。

於是下課時，我就跑去跟他說 ：
Don't worry about the steps...we are here to have fun, enjoy the music and sweat.

他有一點尷尬的對我說：
沒有啦，今天的steps很美，我都有跟上。只是我的褲頭帶鬆了，不敢跳太over，太大力. ...怕掉下來.....hi hi....

噢哎希 ！還好他沒事，褲子沒掉。要不然就大鍋啦。我又會少了一個member.


The moral of the story is : 勉強沒幸福，一切let it be. :)
（以後還是不要這樣kepoh, member愛怎樣就怎樣 ）

怪我過份美麗。

如果一個人不喜歡你，那是他的問題。
但如果整村人都不爽你，那你真的要檢討檢討自己。

試過被一堆人冷落，不喜歡那種感覺。
可能我話太多，可能我太安靜。
可能我太雞婆，可能我太離群。
可能我比他們有才華。
我不知道。

還好現在不用見到他們了。
早死早超生。（我是說我啦 ;P )



大概是他們覺得我太特別。
都怪我過份美麗。

I am ready...am I ?

We are 99 days away from the Beijing Olympics. But my own race already started. Just did the opening ceremony today and the closing ceremony will be at early June, hopefully.

My race? Yes, as the representative from Ampang, i will be competing with TIME and MOOD. I must be ahead, way ahead of them cos it will be a busy month. Got a few confirmed VM jobs for me to work on. And the datelines are almost the same. So i must be very careful with my time management and plannings. But lately i am not really in the mood of working. Not sure why. Been having some minor headache thsese two days. Maybe because of the heat, or maybe lack of sleep..i mean quality sleep. That's why i've been dragging on the datelines.

No good no good.
This is not the way.
I know.
I must get the thing started.
Let's kick some ass !!!

p/s : i don't mind if there is someone with pom-pom to cheer me up along the way. ;)

我們都是一朵花

我們都是一朵花, 有自己的芳香
擁有一樣的陽光, 和一樣的夜晚
我們都是一朵花, 有自己的行狀
看起來 雖然都 不太一樣
但是都 一樣的 需要溫暖
那溫暖 就像是天堂

（我們都是一朵花 ﹣江美琪）


I'm in love with this song lately, cos the lyrics are really good..as in very optimistic. Although i have to admit that i'm a bit disappointed with the MV. Not really the same as what i visualised.

Everyone is special...with your own look and personality which makes it 'YOU'.
Either you are fat, slim, tall or short...you are still special to someone.
Never under estimate yourself.

Ok, ok...let me see.
If i'm a flower, i think i will be a 'Wild Ginger'.
Definitely not a pretty flower, but with an unique look.
Not too common, long lasting...and WILD.

( Wild ginger flower )


Your turn.
What flower are you?

p/s: 心情低落的時候，可以聽一些比較‘正面‘的歌，讓心情好一點。 ;)