the longest week.

I'm going to break my own record this week. My average sweating hours ( time in the studio ) as of last week is 9 hours per week. And for this week, with all the 'doors' ( which i absolutely grateful for ), replacements and trainings, i am going to spend 15 hours in the studio. 15!!!

I am so exhausted when i reach home every night. And when i thought that i will fall asleep immediately, BOOMZZZ ... insomnia happened. Imagine a tired body with a restless mind. Maybe my body and mind is still adjusting to the new routine.

I'm not complaining, i'm just tired. ;p

What is your average working out/ exercise/ sweating hours per week?

p/s : i'm having running nose as i'm writing this post. :(
       hopefully will be fine tomorrow.

run Big Mouth, run.

I was working at 1U yesterday. Since i finished my work early, and i still have a couple of hours to kill before my class, i went for a movie ~ The Hunger Games.

Half way watching the movie, my handphone slipped out from my pocket and dropped on the floor. OMG! It was so dark and i can hardly see anything on the floor. Luckily nobody sitting next to me. So i started to molest the carpeted floor by raba-ing every inch of it. Can't find. Then i widen the raba zone and found it under s few seats to my left. Thank God.

After the movie, went down to get something to munch before going for the class. Then only i realized that my wallet was not in my pocket. Immediately i ran like nobody's business from lower ground to 4th floor. And i think i accidentally her-pushed a couple standing side by side on the escalator ( or maybe they memang patut dipushed? ;p )

I went to the entrance and told the guy .. " My .. my.. my wallet ... in .. inside.. "
He nodded and let me in. I rushed to the hall and saw the cleaner was vacuuming the floor. I told him about my wallet and went to my seat. SHIT! It's not there. We kept searching up and down but can't find it. Then this "angel from Bangladesh" said something that i never thought i would be so happy to hear it  .. " sini ada "
There, my wallet, stuck in between the seat! I was so happy and relieved. I thanked him and tipped him for his help and honesty ( cos he can just pretend can't see anything and take it after i'm gone ).
Syukur alhamdullilah.

When was the last time you ran so fast as if you were running for the Olympics?

good bye.

It's the 2nd day of 2nd quarter of 2012. I am starting to believe that everything is going to be better from now on.

I bid farewell to one of my class due to some reasons / excuses (:P).  It was kinda sad at the beginning, cos that was one of my earliest class since i became an instructor and it's been more than 4 years with the members. But the sadness didn't last long cos guess what? Right after i told he management on my decision to drop the class, i received calls .. and were offer 4 NEW CLASSES somewhere else ( at a much better rate and nearer to my place too!! syukur alhamdullilah )

All the while, i believe that ..
" Sometimes, letting go not necessarily is a bad/sad things to do. ( work, relation, etc. ) "
And i'm happy, i'm kinda right again. :)

Anyone starting a new journey this month?

15 years

Received a sms from a friend who is currently teaching in a college.

Her : Oooi.. i found a guy who looks exactly like you la. He is 20 years old. He likes to dance. His fashion style is same as you and he is also got a very laser mouth. Just like you. ;p

Me : Really? Send me his pic please. Let me see.

( 5 mins later, i received her mms of that guys pic )

Me : Damnnnnnn!!!! I have to say, i totally agree with you la. He does look like me.. i mean the young me. Scary.....

You know, it's quite normal when people told you that you look like somebody. But when you yourself admitted that, it's a big deal...

Then i thought of this crazy idea/ prank. What if i ask her to go to that guy, show him my picture and say :

" Hey, you really look like one of my friend. Here's his pic. Just wanted to give you a preview on how you'll look like .. in 15 years. Enjoy. ;p " LOL. Giller kan? ;p

What will you do if someone came to you and said the same thing?

It's officially the beginning of the 2nd quarter of the year! Are things going accordingly to your annual plan so far?

jangan jeles.

I am a sweaty person. I can drip/leak sweat anytime. And it become worse when i'm in the gym/class. So one day after the class, one of my member came to me and teased me ..


Her : Tsk tsk tsk ... Danny, why can't you sweat normal, just like us? See? You sweat so much until your backside also all wet. It's so embarrassing.

Me : You know why? Cos i got a HOT ass and you don't. So ...  jangan jeles. ;p

It's good to syok sendiri once a while. Have you self-syoking lately?

p/s : heard the radio station making fun of this lala song .. and it brought back so many memories .. i've posted it at side bar.. saje nak irritatekan u orang ;p enjoysss.
where's all my lalas? put your hands up... go lala, go lala....

fat jolly. skinny bitch

"You can't be fat and mean, Andrea. Fat people are jolly for a reason. Fat repels people, but joy attracts them. You can either be fat and jovial or a skinny bitch. Pick one. It's up to you." 

"Nobody likes a fat bitch."

Those are some of the quotes that i found interesting when watching " The Big C " ( story about a woman living with cancer ).

It sounded mean but kinda true, at least i think so.
So which category are you?
Fat jolly?
Skinny bitch?
Or a a crossover of both? ;p

Now i know why i am constantly obsessed with trying to stay skinny for the past 35 years  .. cos i was born bitchy. (SNAP) ;p

active.

You all should know by now that i am not only vogiu, bitchy, but also extremely ANTI-SOCIAL.  A lot of people still surprise when i told them that i don't do FB  ( cue gasp ;p ).

Wanna know my list of active friends?

Active as in we will meet up at least once every 2 months.

People i still contact from ...

~ Kindergarden / Primary / Secondary school ( 0 )

~ College ( 0 )

~ Previous companies ( 2 )

~ close friends ( < 5 )

So how many active friends do you have?

( those that you meet up at least once every 2 months, excluding those hi-byes, photo tagging/liking friends from fb ;p )

Some think that i'm pathetic, with so little friends. But i'm totally ok and comfortable with it. At least i'm better than those people who constantly asking/begging/forcing people to add them as friend in fb or whatever b. Kan? ;p

your moment.

Sorry for the delay on announcing the winners. You know la, too many entries to choose ( padahal, tak lebih daripada 10 pun .. sob sob ;p ). 

Anyway, the total number of vogiufly in the pic is 57. So here's the list of winners with their answers and slogan/statement :

WINNER #1

For Better or WorseMar 16, 2012 11:21 AM

50,
DTBM is Smashingly Vogiu that always make me laugh when i read his blog. No matter how stress he can be, he still keep the vogiuness that only DIVA status can do that. No!!!! this is not AirCond Level5 with lowest temperature compliment, but these are sincere in my heart coz I'm also admirer his Divaness. Altho sometime his Divaness a bit salah but what the hell.
Ok tak? kekekekekeke

( Note : i like the fact that he pandai-pandai go and add SMASHING in front of my/the VOGIU. ;p )

WINNER #2

jadeMar 20, 2012 08:31 PM

#65
DTBM is.... (ene mine myne more)just ANNOYING!! This self proclaim diva not only want us to look hard at his so called vogiu photos (Did anyone realise he is a bit too old to be a cam whore")to count butterflies but to write something about him as well!! Just who does he think he is??
Well, you asked for it!

( Note : i like how she laser me, but i know deep down in her, she adores me...haahahahahahhaha ;p )

WINNER #3

two horns childMar 17, 2012 10:57 PM

#68
DTBM is vogiuly funny with his bitchy lame jokes. You are annoyingly memorable. Thank You for having this blog. It has always been a pleasure reading it.

( Note : i like how he kept it simple and straight to the point. just like how i laser people without wasting time for them to get ready ;p )

WINNER #4

tulsMar 15, 2012 10:17 AM

69
DTBM is bitchy bcos he wears long flare skirts, doesnt hug, a bird diva in his first commercial, even more diva cos going for 2 diva concerts, so sweet yet complain ants datang, speed and avoided accident yet still masih tidak berubah, trying to find his family tree by dreaming himself as ghetto and ultimately still denying the fact that he is young and cute... *rolleyes*..
how to tahan?!
lol
xoxo

( Note : i like how he summarized the key words from my previous entries with all the elements. you are young n cute and very the talented, from a tuls to another tuls. ;p )

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Nas & Tuls, 

Please send your contact to deardanny@yahoo.com

Jade,

I'll pass the gift to you when i see u in class, ok?

Two Horns Child,

I'll contact you ( check you message ;p )

And now i shall do the shopping to buy the gifts. Please give me some time ya. :)

And for the rest of the people. THANK YOU VERY MUCH for your participations and supports. Jasa budi anda akan dikenang selamanya. :)

And finally, stay VOGIU everyone :)

4:01

I'll be starting my new journey in blogging in a couple of hours ... Year 4, Day 1.

It might sound nothing to you, but to me ... it's totally an achievement that i am totally proud of. Thanks everyone for your support, comments and complaints. Not easy to maintain a vogiu blog you know? With all the vogiu-wannabes out there. LOL ;p

Anyway, have a great weekend and we shall start a new chapter with some vogiu bitching soon. :)

P/s : i'll be announcing the winner of 萬千星輝賀大嘴  contest in the next post. :)

something's wrong.

I was getting ready to go out. I wore my shoes, took my bags and went out. But right after i stepped out of the door, i have a very strong feeling that something is not right, but i can't really think of anything. I walked to the car, started the engine and there, i suddenly realized something that made me feel that. It was when i wear my shoes.

You see, i normally wear my shoes on right then to left foot. But today dunno what happened, i started with my left foot. And that made me so uncomfortable ( mentally). I know it's a bit OCD cos i took off my shoes and wear it again, from right to left. ;p

Do you have a daily routine that you must follow strictly?
And you'll feel uncomfortable if you mixed/missed out 1 step?

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

mambo, cha-cha-cha.

I am currently teaching 3 types of classes in the gym :

~ Drums Alive ( drumming using fitball )
~ MTV dance ( dancing to pop sings MTV style )
~ Latin jam ( fusion Latin and Pop dance - NOT ballroom dancing )

And i got a slight issue on my Latin classes, as most of the members are of the matured group. I'm trying very hard to attract more young members to join. But whenever they heard of those mambo or cha-cha-cha thing, they'll just back off. cos 'it's too old for them', they thought.
I tried to make the class younger by using lots of Latin Pop songs ( Shakira, J Lo, Pitbull, etc ) also made the steps more fun, but still not  not getting any responses from them.

Any suggestions for me to get their attention?

I recently found this drama series " SMASH ". It's about a group of people trying to start a new musical based on Marilyn Monroe. Super awesome with the sexy songs and dance choreos. Please check it out. :)

p/s : i've posted a song "WEPA" that i used in my Latin class. Try listen to it. Is it too old?

pp/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

the Big 3.

It's almost a quarter of the year. How's everyone doing? Early this year, i made a list ... 3 things that i plan/must/hope to accomplished this year ...

a) settle house loan ( hopefully by June )
b ) redecorate / refurbish my house ( hopefully before Christmas )
c) learn guitar ( haven't got the time to check out courses and fees, EXCUSE!!! ...lol ;p )

What's you Big 3 this year?
Something big enough to affect/change your life in any other way ...

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

PANTOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!

I was so happy this morning. Went ot Sri Pentas to collect my Kylie Minogue concert tickets. 2 hours later, someone from FlyFM called, telling me thta the concert is now CANCELLED! WTF!!!!!

Is that what we called 'karma'? Cos i've been showing off merata-rata with the news. Fingers crossed nothing happen to my Gaga's show. Cos that one oso i dah kompang satu kampung. ;p
Haih .. Memang memantatkan!

I channeled out my frustration and anger in my Drums Alive class just now. I feel so powerful and macho drumming hard on the fitball. Kesian fitball. But at least i'm feeling great now. Hahaha ;p
How's your Monday?

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

the (un)approachable me!?

Went to get my hair cut few days ago. My only request ( besides making me looks more presentable ) to my stylist was ' please make me more approachable '. ;p

You see, a lot of people ( especially members ) commented that they thought i am a very serious and cold ( not cool ) person. But after knowing me, they realized that i am totally opposite from what they expected .. a HOT BITCH. lol ;p

So this is what my stylist did to me ( my hair ).

Do you think i look friendlier or more approachable now?

Or i still look bitchy? ;p

I know, i know ... once a bitch, always a bitch. ;p

Btw, look at my forehead .. so broad and flat.. can build airport oso. lol ;p
Do you have broad forehead like mine too?

p/s : The 萬千星輝賀大嘴 contest is still on. fast fast write in your answer and slogan ok? :)

萬千星輝賀大嘴。

It's the month of my Blogniversary again, exactly 10 more dyas to go. As suggested by ChenXing, maybe i should do something. So yes, i'm doing the CONTEST, again. ;p

Look at the below picture, it's my DIY headgear ( VOGIUFLY ) that i made for one of my gym event few years back. Cantik kan? ( this is not a question. ;p u can check the post for the materials and making process )

Now, can you guess the number of vogiufly on my head? ( total number from all 4 pictures, include the one yang hinggap kat tangan i ok? ) ( between 30 ~ 80 )

Since it's so easy to guess, i kinda wanna know more about how you feel about me. So, kindly complete the following statement :

" Danny : The Big Mouth is vogiu/bitchy/funny/lame/annoying ( choose 1 only ) becoz ... "

Sample answer :

# 39

DTBM is annoying cos always act young and vogiu. padahal, dah tua tapi tak sedar diri lagi.

rasa nak tampar aje kalo ternampak kat tepi jalan.

Since it's my 4th blogniversary, i will select 4 winners with the correct/closest number of vogiufly and with the most creative statement. I will announce the winner list on the blogniversary day ( 24/3 ) itself.

So cepat ya, jangan tunggu lama lama.. Ada hadiahs yang lumayan vogiu sedia menanti. :)

p/s : please.. die die oso say something or tembak the answer la.. if no business very memalukan one larr.. ;p tq.

krazy over kylie

I am literally on cloud nine now!!! :)

Kan yesterday i just got the news that i am going to see Gaga in June? Guess what? Just now, i called in FlyFM and won myself a pair of ticker for F1 Rock concert for .. KYLIE MINOGUE  .. Yaaaaaaaay!!!!  I am the luckiest bitch on earth. ;p

So far i only know that JBoy is a fan of Kylie's. Anyone out there is her fans as well?

Wow, 2 divas in a week. Tak sia-sia i sembahyang siang malam kat my Madam Kuan ( Yin ) ay home. :) So which diva shall i target next huh? Beyonce? ( baru habis beranak, dun think so fast got concert ) Or Madonna? ( next year baru sampai Australia ).I know Adele is coming ( not in KL la ;p ) soon. Must start looking for the contest for it. :))

googoo over gaga

Just found out that i am going to watch Lady Gaga's concert in Jakarta! ( Jakarta? why not Singapore? Don't ask. ;p ) It's in early June, so i only have 2 months to prepare myself ... mentally and baju-ly. Cos based on my Kylie's concert in Bangkok last year, most of the people will wear something iconic from the singer to the show. What should i wear? Gosh ... can't wait, can't wait ... but very pekchek. ;p

Can i wear my HOOKERFACE ( a low class version of POKERFACE.. lol ;p ) mask to the show?

Been super busy for the past few days. Not enough water and sleep. Super exhausted. My nose was bleeding a bit this morning, maybe due to the hot weather? Hmm .. hopefully nothing serious.
Everyone : drink more water and take good care of yourselves ya. :)

OPS : Bunuh !!!

Greamnyerrr...
The ants are back, and my house is under attack ( eh, macam buat pantun 2 kerat versi mat salleh pulak...lol ;p )
They are everywhere in my house and the come in like in mass. I placed so many ant baits in so many places in my house and they are still there. What else can i do? memang fed up la...

Kononnyer la, suatu hari, u tandnag rumah i dan nampak rombongan-sambil-belajar-semutz sekalian. So u pun tanyer :

"Eh, knaper banyak sangat Cik Mut nie? "

Then i jawab :

" Ye la, i pun tak tau ape nak buat. Maybe i nie TOO SWEET kot. So Cik Mut semua datang nak menyemak dengan i. "

What will you do ahh? Slap me? Or agree with me? lol ;p

the devil wears NIKE.

There's this auntie in my class who loves to disturb during the class, especially when she can't get the dance move. She'll try to convince / brain wash other members that the choreography is too difficult. I normally carry on with the class once the majority picked up the steps. And i always give easier options for them to choose. ( Don't squat if you feel uncomfortable, you can just step twice instead of doing a turn if you feel dizzy, etc ).
I know her style. She'll go on from one member to another until she found the person with same mind. Then they just stand one side and just bitch on the rest of the class. How i wish i can ban these type of people from my class. ( in my dream ;p )

I really don't like people with that type of mentality, always complain. Remember the 60 years old nanny in my morning class? Yeah, she is the most positive minded person. Although her counting and steps are all over the place, but she never frown. She just try to move and enjoy the class. the best thing is, she normally walks out the studio with a smile on her face. :)

Are you that complains before trying type of people?

No need to be embarrassed, cos some people were born that ( negative ) way... lol ;p

run princess, run...

It was a beautiful Saturday morning. I drove to the gym for my morning class as usual. But when i reached the junction outside my condo, i saw a bunch of student walked in groups, a lot of them. Ohhh... merentas desa ye? But how come non of them are running? Cos all i see is boys and girls walking and chatting in groups. Not only that, some of them were holding umbrellas and paper fans during the run. What a princess!!! What happened to the 'run-till-the finish-line' spirit? I have to wait fro few minutes for them to finally cross the junction. So the lambat ;p

I used to love cross-country when i was in school. I was kinda athletic then ( only long-distance running, cos short distance cannot fight with those with long legs ;p ).
Do you like to run?

horrible starting, happy ending.

It was a horrible morning. I was rushing for my morning class and got caught in a massive jam. I know i'll be late for the class but can't do much. Right after the jam stretch, i sped like everyone else hoping to get to the gym asap. Then suddenly the car in front of me stopped, and i quickly stepped o the break. I almost hit the car. Then only i found out that there's already 4 cars and 1 motorcycle crashing into each other in front of us. I can see the motorcyclist lying on the road , not sure if still alive. I quickly moved aside and continued speeding ( no choice, i have to get to the gym asap ). But i know i was shivering while speeding. I know it's not worth jeopardising my life just to go to the class. I need to do something about it. :(

Then in the evening, i finally conducted my very own permanent Drums Alive class. I was so nervous before that till i vomited. But the turn out was extremely good that we don't have enough fitball and drumsticks for the class. I only used 1 ball ( by right should have 3 balls in front of the instructor ) so that more members can try in late and realized that there's no more balls for them. Told the management on the issue, hopefully they'll add in more by next week. Overall i think i got very positive feedback from the members ( except on the timeslot ;p )

That's all the drama i got in one day. Very tired, mentally and physically.
How's your week so far?

million dollar me.

Was checking my emails this morning and found some spam mails, saying that i've won millions of dollars. Yeah rite. ;p

Actually if that really happened, i really dunno how to use that million. Cos i dun fancy branded stuffs, i dun have a dream car ( my Toyota Rush is good enough ), i'm not a fan of high tech gadgets, i dunno how to appreciate expensive foods. I think i'll be miserable if i have a million dollar. ;p

What would you do if you were given a million dollar?
Maybe can give me some suggestions ( macamlah ada semilion tu .. lol ;p )

有錢不會用：是犯賤還是悲哀？

back to action.

Me, few hours ago ...

My very 1st commercial dance show after so many years disappearing from the scene, and i enjoyed the moment on stage very much. Guess i was really born for the showbiz huh? lol ;p
Btw, you like me feathers? Very vogiu tau...hahaha..

Happy weekend everyone . :)

your song.

I was with my friend the other. While talking, suddenly he started to sing. After listening for a while, i have no choice but to ask him to stop singing. You see, my friend is kinda geeky person, and he was singing some dance pop song ( if not mistaken, Fireworks by Katy Perry ).

I believe that choosing a song to sing is like choosing an outfit for yourself. You must choose something ( clothes / songs ) that you can carry and will make yourself more attractive. " Amazing Grace" is certainly not the song for bitchy diva like me. It will be an insult if i sing it. ;p

My own theory..
Matured ladies, don't try to act cute by choosing songs from Girl's Generation ..
And nerds, please stay away from hip hop numbers.. yo man, yo man... it's just pathetic. ;p

I think i can handle pop diva / dance music quite well.
What about you?
What you think is your signature genre / songs?

horns vs wings

Warning :
This is a meaningless entry. Read at your own risk.



I was talking to a makcik member after class ..

Her : Danny, u nie suka senyum eh? Melayu cakap, kalau cam nie, senang nak masuk syurga.

Me : Tak yah lah kak. I dah buat reservation kat neraka. Sana lebih sesuai dengan i. Hahaha...

Yeah la kan?
I tried my very best to be a good person when i'm alive, so what for i still do the same after i die? Of cos i want to be as bad and wild as possible la. What say you?

I always feel that devils are more attractive than angels. Therefore, i choose to be the attractive one ... lol.. Do you think that you are a more angelic or demonic person ( in terms of attitude )?

thank you.

Since today is a special day ( no need to explain the story of 29/2 rite? ), i would like to take the opportunity to thank those who helped me, in my VM or dance class. Those who gave me confident when i was in doubt about myself. Those who criticized on me, who eventually made me a stronger person ( who choose to ignore them ). Those who appreciate me as what and who i am.

Also, a big thank you to all of you who read, visited and/or commented on my blog. It's really somekind of support that i need to keep blogging. Btw, i will be celebrating my 4th blogniversary next month. Yay! So, THANK YOU for being with me everyday. :)

Btw, you can also take this ' opportunity ' to thank me, for making your day more cheerful and the world a little bit vogiuer. LOL ;p

here's to us.

Ok, i don't normally dedicated an entry to talk about song, But i think this one is worth sharing.

It's been a stressful week, new projects, new classes and dinner show. Then i heard this song is the latest episode of GLEE. And i got stuck to it immediately. Not only the melody is nice, but the lyrics is totally meaningful, totally positive. And i am a sucker for songs with positive message. ;p.. 

It's about to love, to be proud and to celebrate ourselves ( if my interpretation is correct lah ;p ). Then i compared this song with another popular self-pride/ celebration song ~ Gaga's Born This Way. Don;t get me wrong, i still love my sis Gaga, but i think this song is waaaaaaaaaay meaningful than Born This Way.

Try listen to it and let me know if you agree with me. :)

So let's celebrate... You... Me and US. :))
LOVE YOU ALL :)))

Here's to us - by HALESTORM

We could just go home right now
or maybe we could stick around
for just one more drink, oh yeah

get another bottle out
let's shoot the shit, sit back down
for just one more drink, oh yeah

here's to us
here's to love
all the times that we fucked up
here's to you
fill the glass
cuz the last few days have kicked my ass
so let's give em hell
wish everybody well
here's to us

we've stuck it out this far together
put our dreams through the shredder
let's toast cuz things got better

everthing could change like that
and all these years go by so fast…
but nothing lasts… forever….

heres to us
heres to love
all the times that we messed up
here's to you
fill the glass
cuz the last few nights have kicked my ass
if they give ya hell
tell em go fuck themselves
here's to us

here's to all that we've kissed
and to all that we've missed
to the biggest mistakes that we just wouldn't trade
to us breakin' out
without us breakin' down
to whatever's coming our way

here's to us
here's to love
all the times that we messed up
here's to you
fill the glass
cuz the last few nights have kicked my ass
if they give ya hell
tell em go fuck themselves
here's to us

here's to us
here's to love
all the times that we fucked up
here's to you
fill the glass
cuz the last few days have kicked my ass
so let's give em hell
wish everybody well

here's to us
here's to love
all the times that we messed up
here's to you
fill the glass
cuz the last few nights have kicked my ass
if they give ya hell
tell em go fuck themselves
here's to us
here's to us

mr smart pants.

I wanted to buy a new pair of black slacks. So went surveyed at a few shops for the designs and prices. But at last, i bought the pants from this shop, not because it's the cheapest or nicest, but ..
~ nice cutting ( for someone hipless and got short legs like me )
~ stretchable material ( for bigger movements when i dance )
~ affordable price ( not cheapest but still within my budget )

and most importantly ..
~ it's in size "S"

Do you know how happy i was when i realized that i still can fit in a size S pants after all these years? I mean since i'm going to buy a pair of pants anyway. Why not buy the pants that will make me happy?
( another vogiu quote by danny : the big mouth )

What is your current pants' size ( waistline )?

p/s : remember how i was talking on trying my very 1st pair of harem pants last October? ( "me pushed" ) guess what? i now got 6 pairs of them in my wardrobe. hahaha. ;p

pp/s : just came back from the flashmob event. SUPER FUN!!!!!! :)

i dreamed a dream ...

I know some of us Chinese got  a lot of pantang-larangs, especially when it comes to 'death'.

I received an email from my younger sis this afternoon, telling me that she had this weird dream. Might be an omen for me not to go overseas for now, or there might be something horrible ( death ) waiting for me. Hmm.. i actually got holiday plan in April and May. Hmmmm..

By the by, if you dreamed of someone you know passed away, will you tell him/her? Or do you mind if someone told you that he/she dreamt of you dead?
To me, if someone tell me that i passed away in his/her dream, i think i will ask him/her :

" Do i look drop DEAD vogiu? " lol ;p

Yelah kan, " why die horribly when you can die vogiuly? " ;p
( another vogiu quote by danny : the big mouth )

danny : the flashmobber

EXCITEDnyerrrrrr.....

I am going to lose my flashmob virginity next Monday. Can't wait! lol ;p

Went for the rehearsal just now, and it was ... wow. To watch and to dance with hundreds of people is totally different! You'll get goose bumps hearing all of us cheer and clap together. This is my very 1st time  performing a flashmob. Totally going to be in my 2012's 'Happenings" lists.

So, if you are free or happened to be at Bukit Bintang ( Pavilion area ) next Monday ( 27/2 ), please come and join us. There will be some event going, and we will be 'flashing' after 7pm. :)

FYI, i am the most 'senior' dancer in the group. Cos most of them are in their 20's and the rest ( >100pax ) are college students. Can't help to feel a bit OLD when i dance with them. ;p
Anyone coming to support?

And again, EXCITEDnyerrr...:)))))

are you a cow?

From my observation, i have 2 different groups of friends ( Chinese friends ) ~ the traditionals and the moderns. And how do i differentiate them? Very easy. You'll know when they ask how old are you ...

The moderns :
Which year you were born in? '75 or '76?
你係７６定７７？

The traditionals :

Which year you were born in? Cow or rabbit?

你屬咩？

I'm definitely the moderns. What about you? Be honest. It's ok to be a traditional person. No worries, i won't judge. :)

Another funny thing is ( but this one have to be in Chinese ) :

What do you call a pair of denim pants?
Is it " jean 褲 " or just " jeans "? LOL ;P

to hug, or not to hug.

A friend in the gym told me the story of her life. It's really sad. She even teared a bit when at certain part of the story. I just looked at her and told her to calm down, cos it's at the gym. And people can see what's happening.

I know i should give her a hug. But fyi, i am not a very 'physical' guy. I don't like people hugging me, holding my hand or rest their arm on my shoulder. Do you think that i'm a 'cold' person for not giving her a supporting hug at that moment?

Are you a 'huggy' person who like to hug others when you are happy or sad or for no reason?

eh.. her her her...

After the class, the went to the changing room to get my bag. So happened that the locker next to mine is the new guy that just attended my class. As a 'friendly' and 'caring' instructor ( ;p ), i pun pr-pr with him a bit la. But the whole conversation was quite awkward :

Me : Hi, did you enjoy the class?

Him : Ya, but i'm a bit clumsy la. Eh.. her her her... ( fake laugh? )

Me : Aiya, no worries. Just do whatever you can, we are here to sweat and enjoy.

Him : Ya la. I just do whatever i can. Eh.. her her her... ( another fake laugh? )

Me : So what else classes that you joined?

Him : At the moment just dance and combat. Eh.. her her her... ( ok, i'm very sure it's a fake laugh! )

Me : Ohh ok. Take care. See you next time.

I just have to stop the conversation, cos i really cannot tahan his " Eh.. her her her.. " laugh. Dunno why he laugh like that. Is he trying to be charming? Or he is damn nervous talking to me?

If la say, one day, while you are shopping in the mall, someone ( i ) come to you and say :

" Hi , are you XXX from the blog? Eh.. her her her...  I'm Danny the big mouth. Eh.. her her her... Very nice to meet you. Eh.. her her her... "

What will be your respond?

post V post

Met the mean bitch from the gym yesterday. Surprisingly he was so friendly, smiling and chatting with everyone, including me ( he used to not look at me at all ). Then i found out that he just found his love few days before Valentine's Day. I'm just so surprised how 'love' can really change someone, from a mean bitch to some kind of Miss Congeniality. That's what we called ' The power of LOVE '?

I do hope that his new found love can last for long time ( if not forever ;p ).

So, did you had a great V Day?

p/s : it's nice to know someone actually found their love during Valentine's, did you?

give me a V.

I was at 1U just now, getting my hair cut. Saw some strange scenario where Sticky ( not sure if it's correct, nehh, that fancy candy shop ), Lovely Lace, the chocolate shops were kinda having a very good business. Lots of shoppers in there.

Then i realized that it's Valentine's Day tomorrow, gosh, i almost forgot about it. No big deal to me anyways. Tomorrow will just be another Tuesday for me, doing class and maybe attending the Drums Alive class in the evening, just to brush up my drumming skills. BTW, i managed to get 2 additional Drums Alive classes, starting next month. Yay!

So? You celebrating V day tomorrow? Any big plan?

I might not be celebrating the "V ( for Valentine's ) Day" tomorrow, but i am enjoying the other "V ( for Vogiu ) Day" everyday. Strike a pose .. and ~ Vogiu. LOL ;p

Anyways,  Happy V Day, y'all. :)

danny : the bozo?

Was at Wangsa Walk the other day for class. There's a fitness equipments promotion at the concourse area with a few fit sales person and a ... clown ( really dunno how to related fitness and clown ;p ).

As usual, the clown ( in this case, is a very skinny tiny young girl ) was surrounded by kids wanting her to make them a balloon animal. I saw her giving a little boy a green colored 'sword', and the boy said :
" I don't want green color. I want blue color. "
She smiled at him, and making him another sword, in blue. I must say that i admire her patience ( especially with kids ). Cos if the boy said that to me, i'll just ignore him and turn to other kids.

Are you good with kids?

Actually i once thought of signing up a 'clown course'. Cos i think it's quite fun entertaining and making faces at others knowing that they will not be angry at you. Furthermore, i got a pair of thick and sexy lips that is totally great for clown make up. Hahaha ;p

served me right.

I'm supposed to clear the CNY window display for my clients this week. I've blocked 3 days for all the jobs. But apparently, i was too efficient that i finished almost everything in the 1st day. And ending up miserable for the 2nd & 3rd day. Dunno what to do, cos i'm not suppose to stay at home and flipping on my organizer. Padan muka kan? Super efficient konon. ;p

How efficient are you?

Meeting up with the gang tonight for dinner. So excited. Been a while since i had dinner with anyone.
Happy weekend everyone. :)

sticky & wet.

I saw one of my neighbor jogging around my condo this morning. He was fully dressed ( with track bottom & hooded windbreaker ). A lot of people do that to sweat more. Actually i kinda pity them. Cos some people just having difficulties to sweat. Not like me, my on/off button for sweating is super efficient.

I got an ex female colleague who never sweat, all dry, even after a 1-hour dance class. And i was standing next to her all wet like just ran in the rain. Sometimes i just wish that i can sweat a little less. ;p

Do you sweat easily?

IF this is the sweaty me after a workout, i swear i will NEVER wipe myself dry myself again. LOL ;p

not-so-schema.

I was talking to a new member after the class, a young Malay girl. We spoke in English at first and then switched to Malay. At the end of the conversation, she said to me :

" Danny, i'm surprised that you can speak Malay, i mean the casual Malay really well. Like i'm talking to another Malay guy. Cos you know la, some Chinese tend to be a bit schema when they speak in Malay. Everything is so proper and goody goody. No offense."

Me :
" Aiya, i was from Malay school ma. Furthermore, ayat penuh is so tiring. Hahaha. "

So, do you speak Malay ... schema-ly? LOL ;p

p/s : 'kecil, kecik, kicik' ... which one are you? lol ;p

caring me.

It was a sleepless night last night. The negro above my unit kept walking, nope .. STOMPING in and out of the room. Slamming doors and dragging boxes on the floor. It was 2.12am! Not only that, they ( dunno how many la ) chatted loudly at the balcony. Dah la bising, but the thing that pissed me off the most is .. I DON'T UNDERSTAND what they're talking about. Cos their conversation is not in English!!! Nak kepoh sikit pun tak jadi. :(

Sometimes i think certain people ( like them ) are meant to be living in a landed property. Then they can stomp and make noise sesuka hati. ;p

Talking about eavesdropping ( you know la, sometimes i am quite free at home ;p ), i once heard my downstairs Chinese auntie talking on a phone at the balcony. And apparently she gave the wrong directions to her friend on how to come to our place from the main road. Do you think it's rude if i shout from my balcony telling her there's mistake in her directions? ;p

Are you a friendly and caring neighbor?

all about che-ches.

I always like to ask my members to imagine while we dance. It's easier for them to pick up the mood and give me the right attitude. Sometimes it helped them to get the steps too.

Yesterday i was doing the Latin class. As usual, i asked them to give me more hip movement. Cos Latin is all about sexiness, flirting and feel the passion. ( But so far still no one can top my hip movement la .. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;p )

Then there's a move where i need them to twist the waist and swing the arms around. So i told them :

" Imagine you wearing a long flare skirt. Hold it with your both arms and just play with it. "

Suddenly, one of the che-che asked me :

" Danny, why you always ask us to wear long flare skirt? Next time can give us some mini skirt movement or not? Every time long skirt, sien la. Haha. "

Me speechless..

Tak sangka, the che-ches nowadays so open and daring one. LOL ;p 

Most of the people always laugh ( or maybe in their heart ) when i told them that some of my class are full of che-ches. They think that those che-che only know how to do cha cha cha and line dancing. Wait till they see my group of che-ches.... ;p

the dark side of me.

My dreams are getting weirder and weirder.

In my dream ...

I was at the backstage of an award presentation ceremony ( ye lah, i was watching Critic's Choice Award on tv before going to bed ;p ) as a presenter. I looked at myself at the mirror, adjusting the collar and hair before i go out. Everything looks perfect and vogiu. The crew came to me and gave me the cue to go on stage. I went and presented the awards to someone, forgot who. And i woke up.

Did i mentioned that when i was looking in the mirror, i am actually a BLACK guy? I had violent dreams earlier .. and it's getting 'darker' now. Wonder what's my dream will be. LOL ;p

The ghetto me ...

Happy orange tossing people. Make sure you write your contact on that orange using permanent marker pen worr.. haha.

撈男撈女。

My final entry on CNY. :)

Are you a 'yee sang' lover? I know i am. But this year i didn't 'lou' as many time as before. :(

Do you know that for some people, there's rules while 'lou-ing' the 'yee sang'?

1st of all, you have to 'lou' as high and long as possible, while your mouth terkumat-kamit with whatever wishes you want. Meaning you'll get more opportunities throughout the whole year. But at the same time, it will be super great if you are the 1st person who eat the 'yee sang'. As if everyone is 'lou-ing' for you. ;p
It can be super competitive when you have table full of the believers. Looking at how they 'lou' is very entertaining. You'll have the be the 1st and yet you want to 'lou' like forever. And normally the 2nd eater will have sour face the whole night. LOL ;p

So, are you a believer as well?
I'm not, cos i'm normally the last one to clear the 'yee sang' plate cos i lobe it so much. And i think it's more 'powerful' than the 1st eater. Cos i sapu everything. Hahahaha ;p

p/s : i totally hate those who 'lou' the 'yee sang' all over the table. Bazir aje. :(

kerana diriku begitu berharga...

Few weeks ago, i met up with the owner of this new fitness centre discussing on me having dance classes there. And i asked for a quite high ( higher than my current rate ) rate per class. To my surprise, they agreed. I actually felt a bit guilty ( 心虛 ) cos i'm not sure if i'll meet their expectation.

But today, after my 1st class there, i think i did a good job. And based on the expressions and feedbacks from the members, i think " i'm worth it ". Ahh, what a beautiful Friday.

How's your Friday?
Have a great weekend ahead. :)

heartless no more.

My friends always say that i am a cold blooded heartless bitch. Sometimes i kinda agree with them. But today, i realized that i am actually not what they said.

Reached the gym early today, so went in the studio to choreograph new step for new song. After a while, i started to sweat. Then i noticed that there's an interesting sweat stain on my t-shirt. It right in front of my lower chest ( so the strategic location ;p ). I looked closer at the mirror, it was actually a cute heart shape. Siapa sangka kan? Maybe God is trying to tell me that i am actually a good, kind/big hearted person.:)

I'm so going to show this pic to shut my friends' mouth.

It's February, and love is in the air. Even my body also starting to give signals ( LOL ).

Anyone have special plan for Valentine's Day?

p/s : this is my 888th post in my blog. HUAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT ahhhhhhhh! ;))

良辰吉時

What better things to do in the Spring season than spring cleaning kan?
Been thinking of reorganizing my storeroom ( my mini warehouse where my friends love to visit co thye can take home a lot of nice decor props ;p ) and my wardrobe. Meant to do it since October last year but too busy with Christmas and CNY job. :(

So yesterday was a boring day for me. Went for morning class at Taipan, then free for the rest of the day. And suddenly i felt so energetic and bersemangat that i went to the supplier to buy 4 sets of heavy duty shelves and 1 cupboard for my bajus. Spent a bit more than 2k on the items ( takpe la, it's not even half from the total amount of angpow money that i got...hahahahahahahaha.. show off...hahahahaha  ;p )

All delivered, all set up. And now i'm so happy with the new look.
There, my very 1st project for this CNY. What's yours?

Look at my living room, macam tongkang pecah only. Tak sangka i got so many things in the storeroom. But after everything is done, i'm so satisfied. Now my newly organized wardrobe and storeroom looks so vogiu. :P