韓之旅 （下）

It's all about love...

I LOVE shit....
There's this pancake that they make it in the shape of shit with red bean paste in it. Very tasty, and funny.


我愛屎餅。看到嗎？我冷到鼻子在流水。哈哈。

I LOVE Nanta...
One show that you must watch if you go to Korea. It's Nanta. Stomp performance using kitchen utensils. Very creative and entertaining. I like it cos besides watching the performance, they have a segment where they interact with the audience. So it's different from watching movie or musical. Decided to watch it last minute. Luckily still got ticket available.:)





I LOVE Japan. ( huh? it's Korea trip le...)
Yup, the conclusion of the trip is ~ I love Japan more than Korea. Maybe bcos of the culture, the place, the food, the language, the people and the enviroment. I just love Japan.:))

p/s : It was sleeting on the day i left Korea.

** almost forgot. i was trying to get a slightly longer hair wig ..just for fun cos always with short hair.. . and its so cheap in Korea. i tried, and i looked so ' AQUA-licious' and damn 'AH-GURL-LEE'....hahahaha ( no pics )

韓之旅（上）

The minute i stepped out from the flight, i can see the whole area was covered with snow from the night before. It was so white, and so NEW to me. Really excited. And the bus journey from airport to hotel was very exciting. Cos i am seeing some scenery that i will never see in Malaysia. Took some pictures. Reached hotel, rested for a while. Then walked around to feel the snow.






Nothing much happened in this trip. As i said earlier, i didn't buy any thing for myself. No mood. But i think i am in love with Korean food. Especially the spicy and soupy ones.

Ginseng Chicken Soup

Seoul is packed with people all the time. A bit inconvenient for me cos don't feel comfortable to go to a crowded place. Plus i think their fashion sense there is not as good as Japanese. So nothing interesting to see oso. But i did passed by the JYP studio. ( JYP = agent for Rain, and other Korean artistes ). There's a group of mui-mui chais waiting at the entrance. Dunno waiting for who la, cos i am not a fan of Korean artiste ....

Massive Jam during Christmas Eve

Me@JYP

我。心胸

逢年過節，除了可以慶祝，還可以test一下自己的人气。因為會有很多人傳sms來祝賀你。

我自認人緣不是很好，朋友也不多。所已也不會收到一大堆的sms。
但沒關係啦。反正我的‘心胸也不寬‘，收那麼多也放不下。哈哈。

有沒有笑？
有就好。過年嘛，開心最重要。

我做到啦！

I set a target for myself earlier ~ to have 200 entries in my blog by the end of the year. And i made it !! For those who thought that i won't take blogging seriously when i i started to blog, SORRY to disappoint you. ;p

If you ask me what are my achievements in the year 2008, blogging is definitely in the list. Thanks to my lovely Biaomei, who inspired me to start my own blog. ( Biaomei, i love you, hahaha )With nothing much to share then to lots of nonsense now. Besides discovering my so-called talent in writting., mostly nonsense, i also have the chance to express myself better.

It's not easy for someone who is anti-social for me to meet strangers and develop a relationship. But i met some very nice people here. It's my pleasure to know you all.( tissue anyone? don't get me wrong, it's to wipe you vomit ;p ) So i tried to blog as often as possible, cos i know there's is some people out there who reads my blog.

Therefore, i will continue attacking you guys with my BIG MOUTH nonsense for the coming years. Wishing you guys, happy blogging and have a wonderful new year. :)

Lots of love.......
BIG MOUTH

I'm Back !

我回來了！先講兩件事：

第一 ：
我在Seoul的期間病了。我得了﹣‘沒有購物慾望症‘。因為除了買些食物給家人，我一件衣物都沒買。就是提不起勁。那些等著那souvenier的人，sorry啦。讓你們白等了。

第二：
這次旅行，我凍傷了。由其是腿和手臂。有圖為證。
為你我受冷風吹。。。。（蓮姐的歌。哈哈。）



回家真好！！！
More Korea stories, coming soon ~ January 2009.

Going North

I am about to experience something new and exciting for me in less than 24 hours ~ White Christmas !!!! Yup, i am going to Korea for Christmas. Really can't wait to see the snow. You might think that i am a JAKUN, but who cares? As long as i can get to experience something new in my life, you can call me whatever.

The purpose of the trip is mainly to see their Christmas decors and to take a short break before i start doing my tong-tong-qiang Chinese New Year set up immediately once i come back. And also to see how VOGUE the people are. Maybe i'll come back with a new look, for the coming New Year...hahaha

Just for you to know, i won't be updating or checking the blog for few days till 30th of December.
So, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all and try not to MISS ME too much ya?...LOL



By the way, i don't mind receiving Post-Christmas presents...lol.

誰要 SHARE-SHARE ???

明天要回家過冬。有湯圓吃，還有那有夠辣的薑湯。想起都流口水 ~ syiiok ahhh !!!

老人家說，幾歲就吃幾粒。算一算，walau ehh！我的要好大的碗才夠裝。但，一個人吃三十一粒好像有點over。

那有誰想要跟我share share? 有得吃free的，大家又可以一起欺騙自己扮年輕一下下。哈。



一人一半，感情不散。（好想吐 。哈 ）
冬至快樂。

好！經典。

今天發瘟在家翻看了TITANIC。天啊！醬多年了，還是那麼好看。一幕幕精彩的畫面，和那超感人的故事。我所說的不只是愛情，還有人性。看完後，整個人很down很down。連吃東西也很無奈。突然想起一件可笑的事 ：

十一年前我一個人在戲院看TITANIC。十一年後我一個人在家看TITANIC。

不管怎樣，TITANIC的卻是一部很好看，很經典的戲。所以我立志，也要像TITANIC一樣，成為經典。但，我有什麼是可以讓你們永遠記得的呢？

後記：發現十一年後的我，更成熟，更有人性了。

Mamma Mia ! Mamma Mia ?

Just came back from watching Mamma Mia , The musical at Istana Budaya.



Thanks a lot to my Skinny Santa ~ CK. May God bless you, stay handsome, stay fit and gorgeous forever. And that applies to me too ..LOL

Now, back to the musical. I am not going to tell too much details here. Maybe i was having a too high expectation on the musical, especially the dance choreography ( which is the only thing i know ). I felt that it was rather simple and too easy. What i want to say is, i think it was an OK show ( Phew !!! Luckily i got the ticket free ;p )

Mamma Mia, here i go again. My my, how can i resist you .... or NOT. ( personal opinion )



p/s : I am always proud to be a Malaysian, but not in the theatre. Cos it was so MEMALUKAN. I have to write that particular word in Malay, just in case dia orang tak reti Bahasa Inggeris.;p

'BEST'est tree in town

Everywhere is having Christmas display now. Which is your favourite?

Mid Valley ~ Cirque du Soleil inspired Christmas Circus?
The Gardens ~ Eden Christmas?
Pavilion ~ Super huge White Christmas tree?
KLCC ~ Same old same old giant Chritsmas tree?
One Utama ~ Alice in The Christmas-land?
Sunway Pyramid ~ Red Christmas?

Well, my favourite is the one in the pic.



Why? Why this one? What's so special about the tree? No dramatic display or extravaganza lighting?
It's special, because the tree is MINE. Standing proud at the corner of my living room. And the best things is, my name is on the tree too :) Nothing is as good as things that we are involved in.
Happy Christmas :)

總對自己有份動手做的事特別有feel.

JEALOUSnyerr...

I was buying my lunch at a mixed rice stall. Below are the conversation :

Kakak : Makan bungkus?

Me : Bungkus. Nasi separuh..... kurang lagi... ok.

Kakak : Makan bungkus?

Skinny guy next to me : Makan. Nasi tambah.. lagi.......lagi.......cukup.

Why lah? Why some people can eat the whole mountain but still maintain FLAT?
And my body will be bloated by just taking the breath harder ? ;(

Big Mouth ~ The TERMINATOR

I terminate :

~ forwarded message / sms
( please la, be original. a simple message like ' happy bday ' is much more meaningful than a long pretty and warm greetings but ended with someone else's name ;p )

~ linked / chained mail
( i am not a believer in getting good things after i send / sms the message to whatever number of people. i just believe in working hard to get what i want ! )

~ any living creature, even a pot of plants
( the easiet plant to take care ~ monkey palm, died in my living room. and my ex housemate's fighting fish, died in my hand after only one night )

~ immature people
( due to my age, i can't really stand those people with childish thinking, not necessary young ones ok? therefore, i only keep in touch with people that have matured thinking and can help me grow as a better person )

So next time, please think twice before you hand over anything to me or ask me to do anhthing for you. Cos i TERMINATE !!!

I'LL BE BACK !!!

UGLY danny

I was having lunch with some of my friends. And as usual, we bitches about everything....foods, friends and passerbys.

If you saw something UGLY ( or not pleasant, in a more civilised and polite way ), how are you going to categorise their level of UGLINESS? Here's what we got :

Stage 1 : Pretty UGLY
it's ugly but still acceptable if we close one eye

Stage 2 : Quite UGLY
a disaster that cannot be rescued

Stage 3 : UGLY, just UGLY
no more explaination for this

Stage 4 : FUGLY
yeah FUGLY = Fucking UGLY

Am not trying to offend anyone, just some nonsense that we got.


Ever heard of some a Chinese ryhme about the disappointment of seeing a lady with pretty backview, but the face was just...

後面一枝花，前面X你阿媽！

They like to move it move it

I've been online at the cyber cafe due to the internet problem for the past few days. And when i told me friends about it, they all laughed at me. Cos to them, cyber cafe is a seafood junction. I have to agree with them. Cos i was surrounded by high cholestrol creatures all the time when i online there.

But luckily the cafe that i go is quite clean and no one is smoking inside. And most of them are Chinese. At least not very DARK~ hihihihi.

But i can't help but to look at them while browsing the web. Cos something caught my attention. Their fingers are really FAST. It was like non stop typing all the time. Not sure what kind of game they are playing. But it was nice to listen to the sound of typing keyboard in a super speed beat. And very rythmic as well. Weird, but very relaxing to me...;)

Maybe i should learn from them on that skill. Then can apply on my job. Super speed fingers...

SEAFOODS, i salute you ;)



They like to move it move it... real fast !!!

i LOVE wrapping

Some people like to receive gifts, some like to unwrapped gift. But for me, the part that i enjoyed most is when i WRAP the gift. Not sure what is the main reason but i just like to give the present a very nice a nd attractive packaging. That's why i am in the VM line la.. all about packaging and presentation...

FYI, i am a person that hate to share the same thing with lots of people. I don't want to be normal. I want to be special ( still trying ;p ). Therefore, i always plan and make extra effort when i comes to gift wrapping.

My color theme for this year's Christmas gift is ~ brown and black. BROWN & BLACK? So not Christmas , you might think. Why not gold and silver? Or red and green? But with a little bit of extra magical Big Mouth touch ( vomiting.......), it will be so unique and Christmasy at the same time.



My personal Christmas gift packaging for this year. I think it's my best Christmas packaging so far. What do you think? Oh, and notice that ribbon is in single knot, not double. Something that i like, just being different.

HO HO HO .....

S.O.S

I used to have not very good impression on those who always sit at the cafe, working ( or some just pretending ) with their laptops. To me, they are just showing off a certain lifestyle that i am not really impressed of.

Unfortunately, i've been doing the same thing for the past few days. Cos the internet service at my area is down. i think most probably bcos of the landslide near my area. And when i called people from streamyx, nothing help. they tend to get a shock when i told them that i am a MAC user.

Err..encik, MAC saya kurang pasti la... ( same answer from 4 customer service )

So now, ladies and gentlemen..
I would appreciate if anyone out there who is good in MAC to help me on the problem. Cos i am an I T blind. Totally helpless when there's an I T problem..

Why lah? Why i have to face all these problems...


S.O.S. !!!!!
( Saya Orang Susah ) ~ 命苦啊！！！！！

Excuse me, sir ...

I was at Ampang point area doing some set up for my client. Since i was there earlier than their business hour, i decided to wait by the road side in front of the shop. The funny thing is, people starts to ask me for directions. Not once or twice.

Excuse me, mana Jalan Mamanda 1?

Excuse me, where is the Post Office?

Excuse me, is there any handphone shop nearby?


"EXCUSE ME, YOU THINK I WALKING INFO COUNTER AH?"
My mom told me not to speak to strangers. Furthermore, have you ever seen an INFO COUNTER staff with such good taste in clothing? ( Tripple eye-rolls ;p )

Skinny Santa

After that busy and tiring 3 weeks, i finally can do things in a more relaxed pace. The first thing that i did is SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Then EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. What's next? It's will be my favourite job of the year~ Christmas shopping.

As you know, i don't really go out and mix around with people. Therefore, i appreciate the few close friends that i have. They helped me a lot especially when i am down. Since Christmas is the time to be grateful, i think the least thing taht i can do is show them my gratitude ~ Christmas gift.

I normally won't go for branded stuff, as i am a poor guy. But my friends normally extremely happy with the things that i bought. Cos i select each gift based on the person. And it reflect my personality and taste as well.



making a list, checking it twice
be good to me, and you'll get my surprise :)

( guess i'll be the skinniest Santa you ever met. HOHOHO )

我得佐啦。

It's been a really busy and tiring 3 days for me, as i was in the BodyJam Instructor Training. My body was so dead, as if was raped by thousands of people. Joints were sore and brain was nothing functioning well.

It was a bit different this time cos there's just 5 of us doing the program, which i felt good. Cos the trainer will have more time and focus for each of us. Made new friends as well. 4 Malaysians and 1 a girl from Maldives. The result? I PASSED, as a Trainee Instructor. I almost cried when the trainer told me that i passed and gave me my letter. Cos i was so stressed for the past few weeks. With lots of projects and classes going on that made me lost concentration. But now i am so relief.




Now, i will have to decide wether to continue doing the follow up procedures to become an actual BodyJam Instructor, or just hold on to it till i have the time to do it.

二奶命

The staff performance competition project is finally over. We got second place for the performance. It's better than what i expected. Cos the rest of the group were quite strong as well. Syukur Alhamdulilah.

We were the second runner-up last year. And this year we got second again. Hopefully we will improve next year.

這就是所為的二奶命嗎？
有聽說：大婆有腦力，二奶有美麗。
如果可以選，膚淺的我當然選美麗啦。哈哈。

p/s: will post the pics of their performance once i got it.

Copy Cat

真的忍無可忍了。
你差不多每個星期都抄我的東西。你不覺的羞恥的嗎？
要抄也抄得高招點啦。
照版煮碗，還要給我發現。
別人一看就知道是我的東西。誰叫我的風各太明顯。

當初我已新人的身份來跟你報怨給人抄，你還很大方的已前倍的身份叫我別太計交。
原來那也是那麼不付責任的人。
我瞧不起你，這個無恥的‘考備貓‘。

不食人間煙火。

I don't hate smokers. I have a lots of friends who are smoking. As long as you don't blow the smokes to me, then i'm ok.

But there is one thing that i am not comfortable with smokers is ~ cigarette break. I mean you can take the break whenever you want, but not when you are working in a team with others. I used to have a team in BI who are really smokers. They tend to break every 30 minutes. Wasting my time only. Cos i can't do anything by myself. So i have to wait for them to finish they 'magic stick.'

And another thing is they will immediately lit up a cigarette once they finished their meal.
他們說 ：飯後一枝煙，快了似神仙。
然後我就會冷冷的接下一句：
食多幾枝啦，好快就可以食香啦。


我不食人間煙火, 但我不是小龍女。哈哈。

Grrr..... Grrr......

Most of the people think that i am an easy-going and not calculative person. I am. Cos i don't like complications. But doesn't mean that you can that advantage on me. I know my friends won't do that to me, but my clients will.

For that, i will try to change my image. ( At least in front of them ) I want them to know that i am also a very stern person, besides my cheerful personality. Especially when it comes to budget and quotations. Cos they like to slash my price, and i am normally very weak at defending or rejecting.

So, what is the solution to change the look? Since i can't afford to do a facial makeover, i decided to get a pair of glasses. Something that will make me look more serious and fierce.


Macam mana? Ada garang kah?
唔好已為我人好就亂殺我價。

天才。地才

Today is the full dressed rehersal for the group of staff that i am teaching for their Annual Dinner performance. Everything went well, except for one thing. There is this one staff that is a bit disappointing. Not that he can't dance or perform. But i think the main problem is his attitude. Cos he is not good, yet never try to improve himself. He is not playing the main role in the performance, but definitely will affect the total presentation.

To the few that have dance basic, thank you for making my life easy. I saved a lot of energy dealing with you guys. You are just .. 天才。

To those that is not good in dancing but tried very hard to reach my expectation, i appreciate your hard work and patience. Don't worry about the performance. Just enjoy it. And for that effort, you guys are just the so called ... 地才。

And to YOU, i've given up on you. Keep doing what you are good in .... be a super 廢才。


我明白不是每個人都可以上舞台。但如過不試就永遠上不了台。

Clock in Clock out

前天跟Chris, Yi, SK還有Tagnan喝茶的時候，Tagnan說了一句很有意思的話。

人，會不會在下了班之後就做一些和工作大大相反的事？

比如說：
上班時比需很正經八百，下班後會不會變廢到不行？
工作以守時為前提，收工後變只帶心情不帶錶？

我承認，我上下班真的有點不一樣。
平時的我‘吱‘都不笑，但一上台就四万醬的嘴。噢，不對，以我的嘴形，應該是八万！哈哈。

那你又會不會是醬的人呢？

鳥 vs 蟲

因為很忙的關係，這幾天我都比平時早起兩小時。原來那短短的兩小是真的可以做很多東西。而且總覺得早上的時間好像過得比交慢。

早起的鳥兒有蟲吃。
早起的蟲兒被鳥吃？

以前我都相信後著。但如今我不得不認同前著的說法。
你又是不是跟我以前的想法一樣呢？


是蟲是鳥，自己爽就好。;)

It's finally here ...

After 3 days of war with ticking clock and absofuckinglutely packed schedule, my biggest fear is finally here - my back and shoulder pain. Today is only the 3rd day, but my back and shoulder already start to send out signals. Whenever i roll my shoulders back and forth, i can hear those ' clak clak' sound due to the tense muscle and vein.

How lah? I still got another week to go. 2 weeks actually, cos next week i have to attend the 3 days Body Jam training besides doing the existing projects. These 2 months might not be the most productive months , but definitely the busiest period for me.

Is there any fast, easy and effective way to lessen the pain? Don't ask me to relax, cos time is the thing that i am lacking at the moment.

S.O.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My inspiration...

I'm tired and my mind is totally blank. The war will begin in 10 hours. Wish me luck.

Meanwhile, just enjoy the song that i'm planning to teach in the coming class. I think it's very rich and inspirational. But some find it very irritating. Different people different taste, and i know, mine is definitely better. LOL
( By the way, Dior used it for their Haute Couture show )



I know it's not the original MV. Don't complain, just listen ! ;p

Weather Report

Surprised and happy to received a sms from my Biaomei ( Win-ni ) who is currently chasing her dreams in London yesterday. Below is the message :

" Biaokho, London is snowing and i miss you !!! "
Short but warm. I miss you too! Hope that you are doing well there, cos you really make our village people proud! LOL

Back to me, i need to get some spray snow to touch up the display props. Unfortunately, i have searched the whole Ampang and no one is selling it. Not even in Ampang Point, Carrefour , etc. Really pissed off and tired driving around. Why? Ampang people never celebrate Christmas kah? So hard to get something that is so common for Christmas decor.

Really kanasai! People snowing in London, and yet i can't find a single can of snow spray here....
Ladies and gentlemen, i am regret to inform that :

THERE IS NO SNOW IN AMPANG.

菩薩也瘋狂。。。

不說你不知，我有早晚拜神的習慣。因為我家有‘觀音姐姐‘幫我看場。每次上香都會對觀音姐姐說些話。家人啦，健康和工作。但發現最近的話好像越來越多。可能前陣子發生了很多事。所已以前20秒的message現在已extend到1分鐘了。不管啦，只求個安心嘛。還好給牠的message是不用錢的。

說起觀音姐姐，就想到一件蠻搞笑的事。應該沒有人知道。
剛搬進來時，就有要請觀音的打算。我媽說買牠得佛尊要講緣份。覺得看對眼有感覺才買。所已以我那挑剃的性格，怎麼可能隨便買得到。我心想要的佛尊和市面上有的不太一樣。通常看到的都是坐著的。但我比交喜歡站著的。看起來交修長和model look。（我有沒有很過分？連菩薩都要很VOG-GUE的）找了很就終於找到了。身材比例都很好。我很滿意。唯一不好意思的就是害牠要每天站著，沒得坐。

你說我和觀音姐姐的緣份是不是很特別咧？
GOD bless everyone. :)



自己身材沒有好比例就寄托在別‘人‘身上。哈哈。

我。犯賤

臨睡前，躺在床上準被會周公，你會做什麼？聽歌來放鬆心情？還是看看書？

我有個很賤的壞習慣，就是喜歡臨睡前想steps。因為通常在床上會有很多靈感 ( ooooo... juicy !! )。所已明明要睡了還要想一大堆的steps。想了第一個８，就會想繼續想第二個８。想下想下，就把所需的steps choreograph完。然候就很滿足的收工會周公。

但通常都找不到周公。遇到的都是那些很刺激的人和時。鬼咩。睡前用腦過度，睡候依然還停不下來。就會一直發夢。

但如果不想，我又睡不著。你說我是不是犯賤？

Dream a (not so) little dream of me

Time to share my dreams with you guys again...

Dream # 1 :
Me and my sis were at a lake doing some research a la National Geographic ( dunno why, cos never interested in Bio and Geography ;p ). Suddenly a big gigantic BUAYA appeared from the lake and start chasing us, i mean ME! I ran away as DRAMATIC as possible ( run, shout and over-the-top facial expressions at once ). And when i turn back, that BUAYA look like a human being with white sharp teeth. Just like the one i saw in "Quarantine" movie trailer.....

Dream # 2 :
I was driving and wanted to go to some place. I am very familiar with that place. But the problem is, i can never got the correct junction to turn in. Always lost or missed the turning at the T junction and round-a-bout. It took me few times before i can get to the right place. Very pikchik.... ( but this is not only happening in dreams la.. real life also more or less the same, hehehe.. quite bad in direction ;p )

Dream # 3 :
Someone was chasing me... again. This time, the venue is in a building. I ran using the staircase, from ground floor to 10th floor. Then down again. I swing from bar to bar when i jump down, very artistic gymnastic-like.... ( as if i'm doing Madonna's 'Jump' MV...only without the spotlights....
The result is, my whole body is so tired and aching when i write this entry......
By the way, i also saw Faye Wong doing catwalk in one of my dream. She was wearing a black halter neck bareback long gown, with classic make up and hairdo. Haha.....

人客啊，又是你們發揮想像力幫我解夢的時候啦。。。。


See, i always stay at home but got so many exciting experiences as compared to those who always go out. Free one lagi... hahahaha

我的拿手好菜

如果你問我最擅長弄什麼，我會馬上回答 ：福健麵。我因該是每天都會弄。有時還一天弄幾次。偶而還會請人吃。相信我身邊的人都被我請過。

但我這獨門的福健麵不是用嘴來吃。而是用眼和心去享用。很高深吧？因為我已經把福健麵push到另一個更高的level。

上菜啦，我的拿手福健麵：


福健麵 ＝（臉）面黑黑
哈哈。

Something to die for ...

Went to hardware shop to buy something just now. While waiting for the staff to get my things, i just browse some of the tools on the shelf. Suddenly something caught my eyes. There is a very "outstanding" packaging box on the shelf. A rather different one. It was a tile-cutter. But what is so special about the cutter?

It caught my attention because the packaging image is a sexy lady pretending to cut the tiles. Don't you think that is so SALAH? Cos normally they'll have the image of the tool on the box. Not some sexy lady which have nothing to do with the tool. Obviously their target market is those 痳瘌佬contractor.



Now, if this is an effective way to attract 痳瘌佬 buyer, can i propose something? These proposal is for those coffin seller. Next time do a poster of a sexy lady wearing lingerie. Then ask the lady to sleep in the coffin, feeling sexy. I think there will a lot of those hamsap Ah Pek 'dying' to buy the coffin from you. You happy, they happy. How? My proposal boleh jalan or not?

二度 。出賣

You have seen how they practise in the previous entry. Here's the actual performance..
That Indian man is our Chief Finance Controller ( the one who approve our budget ). So die-die have to put him in the show. I did appear in the last clip ~ as the backstage coordinator ( the one in black t-shirt )
And please forgive my friend/cameraman. You can tell from the shaky clips that he was very excited. LOL






And here's the winner team...enjoyed their show very much.

By the way, can you tell which are the women and non women?
( Tips : Those pretty ones are NOT.. )

出賣。。。

不是我被出賣，而是我要出買我的朋友們。哈。

Found this clip while reorganizing my old files. The clip was made few years back. Those were my friends/ex-colleagues. The performance is for the Staff Performance Contest for their Annual Dinner ( again, but for another company ), themed FASHIONISTA. We got 3rd place .

I know it's always fun to watch your friends performing on stage. But it is funnier to see them behind the stage. So, i'm going show you how awkward, funny and blurr they were. It was recorded at my house as i was the choreographer for the show. The whole thing is quite DRY, without lightings and costume. Enjoy :)
( 2 person were absent, in case you see there's some moment with nobody )



Shasha, Agnes, Wendy, Karena, Diana, Miguel & Amy, I love you guys & please don't scold me. I know you guys enjoyed it very much . :)

STAMP的用法

昨天在McD發生了件好笑的事。

我在排隊要order。突然有個小女孩跑來拉我前面太太（Ａ）的手。Ａ太太嚇了一跳。小女孩這時才發現她拉錯人了。她趕快跑去拉隔壁排的媽媽（Ｂ）的手。小女孩很天真的跟Ｂ說：

媽咪，剛才我已為那個和你穿一樣裙的auntie是你。我去拉她的手。哈哈。

Ｂ笑笑的轉過頭望了Ａ一眼，然後狠狠的'kuat'那個小女孩。為什麼？請看圖。


醬來認人錯。不火滾才怪。

還好只有我一個人，還可已忍。如果是和Persatuan Mulut Laser的members一起的話，肯定笑到趴地。
如果我是Ｂ，我會先'kuat'那小女生。然後跟她說：
阿 Girl，stamp是拿來黏在信封的，不是黏眼睛。
（俗稱的~ 眼睛‘搭‘stamp）哈。

Run Big Mouth, Run ~

I am very tired at this moment. Why? Cos i have not been having quality sleep for quite sometime. I normally dream when i sleep. But the dreams have been quite tiring for the past few nights.

Night 1 :
Back to my secondary school - doing CROSS COUNTRY. And guess what? I was in the top 3. Can you imagine how FAST i ran?

Night 2 :
Somewhere in Bukit Bintang. I left my wallet in the cab. So i have to CHASE the fast moving cab. I think i ran from Lot 10 to Loke Yew. On top of that, i have to SHOUT!

Night 3 :
Secondary school as well. Busy organizing activity for my club. Or is it open day? Can't remember. Cos too many scenes CRISS-CROSSING.

Can anyone tell me if that means something?


Apa nak jadi hidupku ini,
Siang menari, malam berlari,
Mental letih separuh mati.
Tapi body tetap berisi.

Wu-Liao2 之 噹噹噹噹 ~

事先說明，我沒有發癲，只是無聊。因為答案可能會引起公憤。
Relax,偶而耍一下白癡也不錯嘛。

那ＩＱ題的答案是 ：龍
The answer is : Dragon

為什麼？
閉上雙眼，想像一下.........

'舞龍'那時，不是有２０粒蛋蛋跟著跑嗎？

Why? Close your eyes and imagine..
During 'Dragon Dance', don't you see 20 balls running together? LOL



別打我！還有不可以罵粗口噢。哈哈。

Wu-Liao

沒mood寫blog。就來無聊無聊一下。

猜猜看：

什麼動物有２０粒‘蛋蛋／春春‘？
What animal with 20 ' balls / testicles '?


遲些公佈答案。

YOU no moon, I full moon !

Basically i am a nice guy ( yeah rite ;p ). I love to work and share my knowledges with freshies, as long as you are willing to learn. But if you are a nobody and try to act smart in front of me, then i'll make sure you eat shit without realising it.

It's actually happening between me and a young lady working for my client. Based on the few meetings with her, i can see that she have very little knowledge in VM. Mentang-mentang she is the newly employed Marketing Exec, she use her position and 'knowledge' to ask me to do ridiculous things ( in another word, S-T-U-P-I-D ).

For example, she told me to cut down the cost of the Christmas tree, by taking out all the fairy lights. OMG! A Christmas tree without lighting is basically a DEAD TREE. And she also like to use the word elegant, somber and sophisticated to describe her vision of the tree. Hello, i know what type of image and display is suitable for your company. I did the tree last year, and your principle from Singapore loved it so much !!!

But the thing that really pissed me off is that she called my supplier to check on my actual cost. That is too much ! It shows that she has no business etiquette and respect for business partners. And she cut off 70% of my proposed budget! So, i decided not to take the project. Let her use her smart brain ( if she have any ) to look for another freelancer to do the job. But i doubt she can find any in such a short notice. Too bad, i guess she'll have to learn from her mistake !


You no moon, i full moon. ( 你做初一，我做十五 )

狗眼看人低

過去的幾天，我過得像机械人一樣。不是我很忙，而是我的頸項出了問題。

上個禮拜六早上，不小心拗到我的頸。但還是有去教class。教到一半，我的頸和肩膀突然硬起來。而且很痛。所已被逼提早下課。很辛苦的駕車去看醫生。因為頭不能轉去看side mirror，所已駕得很慢。從ＰＪ回家用了將近２小時。看了醫生，打針和吃藥。比交好了。但到現在還是有一點痛。

好笑的是，那幾天我都呈獻一種‘狗眼看人低‘的狀況。因為頭不方便轉，所已每次有人叫，我都用眼尾去‘掃‘他。在這裡正重的對那些給我‘看低‘的人說聲 ：不好意思。



p/s: 謝謝members的關心。

聖誕怎麼了？

今年的聖誕mood特別冷清。去supplier的店，沒什麼人。如果是往年的話，早就已經人山人海了。大家都在搶Christmas tree 和 ornaments。怕死那些美的顏色給人家掃光。真的很熱鬧。但如今。。。

我的Christmas job也不如往常。很多都cut budget。只好接多一點別的job來cover。不然我就要吃草了。

第一次很天真的想寫信給Santa Claus。請他給我多一點job。

去年今日。。。

Just confirmed a freelance job on Friday. It's to train a group of staff to perform in their Annual Dinner in December. This is actually my second year working with them. Cos i think they are satisfied with my work last year. We got second place in the competition. Hopefully this year will be better, with the new staffs, new theme, new concept and NEW BUDGET. Hahaha.

The clip below is my teams' performance last year. I think they were considered very good, despite the fact that they are STAFF, not dancers.



The rehersal for this years' performance will start on Tuesday. Will show you the result of their hardwork later. Hopefully with a better prize. :)

阿四姑，我挺你。

今天看電視才知到這好消息。我們大馬的‘阿四姑‘﹣黎明姨，憑著‘錢不夠用２‘被提名金馬獎最佳女配角。真的很為她高興。一向來都覺得阿四姑很親切。可能她和我已去世的婆婆有點相似吧。如果能她贏，那就太好了。

但我有個疑問，為什麼是女配角？論故事和戲份，她應該是主角才對啊。那三條友才是配角。你同意嗎？


有沒有很親切？‘路甲巴未？‘