A letter for my mailbox..
I LOVE YOU cos you give me hope whenever i visit you;
I LOVE YOU cos you cheer me up with those colorful greeting cards;
I LOVE YOU cos you surprise me with letters from the organisers asking me to collect my prizes;
I LOVE YOU cos you tip me with those rebate shopping vouchers and free product samples;
I LOVE YOU cos you take messages for me when i am not at home.
I HATE YOU when i see Astro, TM and electricity bills;
I HATE YOU when you burden me with the credit card statement;
I HATE YOU when my magazines are folded by mr postman, cos your opening is too small;
I HATE YOU when you waste my time with those stupid promo leaflets from Ah Long;
and I HATE YOU the MOST when you refuse to unlock yourself. So i have to call abang security to change the lock and pay him RM20.
From your owner.
Bad Postal Services
17 hours ago