Shoe-O-Rama

Okay, so i was tagged by Paul to do this ' Shoe Whore Awards ' thingy. I usually won't participate in this type of chain-tag stuff, but i guess i just have to do this one. Cos its about SHOES !!! ( Something that i am totally proud of my possessions .. well, besides my Big Mouth ;p )

My SHOES collections :
Sport shoes : Adidas ( 6 pairs ), Nike ( 3 pairs ), Puma ( 3 pairs ) & New Balance ( 5 pairs )( I have to wear sport shoes to dance, workout and jalan-jalan rite? :)

Canvas / Casual shoes : 11 pairs ( assorted colors and design, ohh.. just found out that i got a pair in shinny GOLD color ;p )

Leather shoes : 1 pair ( see? i'm not a formal person ;p )

Loafer : 1 pair ( just feel like owning 1 )

Boots : 1 pair ( high cut one okay? used to be my 'show shoes' )

Sandals : 0 ( not my thing )

Flip-flops : 4 pairs ( i wear it whenever i go tapao my lunch ;)

Shoes in the shoe boxes : Err.. 8 ~ 10 pairs maybe? ( too lazy to open one by one and check )

I won't do any acceptance speech, cos don't think my family would be 'proud' of me for getting this award. LOL
And i won't tag anyone ... i don't do tagging stuff, remember? ;p


Okay, enuff about the award thing. Gotta share with yo guys something.
See this thing? It's a shoe-pad. ( Those who follow Kang Xi 康熙來了 should know this )


Got myself these as my own Christmas present last December. It's just another 'tool' to make my dream comes true.. yes, getting taller. You just have to put it in your shoes ( just like any other shoe-pad ) and SUDDENLY, you are few CMs taller. Comes in cutting for male and female. For someone like me ( 165cm ) who never felt 170cm+ before, i have to say that..." Hmm.. the air up there is really fresher." LOL

So, don't be surprise if you see a 'taller' me next time. LOL
Anyone interested to get it .. for a TALLER CNY maybe? ;p

Senyum sikit, boleh?

I always envy people with a nice smile. They look so presentable and vogue, i mean at least their facial expression is very nice to look at ( Pic A ). Cos whenever i smile, i tend to ' over do' it, and created lots of wrinkle ( Pic B ). Some call them smiley-wrinkles ( 笑紋 ). But who cares lah kan? A wrinkle is a wrinkle. Not to mention that i'm like doing a free ' gum ' show whenever i smile .. cos besides having big mouth, my gums are quite big too. ;p

I once had a female manager who smile like Pic B, and it looked so forced and fake. And we called her The Mannequin... cos she is actually quite fake in person..lol.


So, you think you fall under which category ya?

p/s : Although i tried hard to be VOGUE, i guess i'm just not that perfect anyway....:(

路甲飽未？

很多人（由其是我們華人），都好像很有禮貌；很關心身邊的人；很會PR。看到熟人一定會問好。但有時候我覺得這些問候還真的有點白目。

凡看到人就問 ：‘食飽未？‘ （不官什麼是間，都無是無刻的怕人家“吃不飽“。）
Shopping時看到人就問 ：‘行街啊？‘ （ Abothen？微服出巡啊？）
但我最beh tahan的就是明明已經從外回來了，還要問 ：‘返哩啦？‘（我有時腦筋short到時就答 ~ 無啦，回魂唶！）

是他們明知故問，還是每樣東西都要double confirm？


你是不是也是一個‘很有禮貌‘的人呢？
還是你最beh tahan人家問你什麼？
又有怎樣creative的答案呢？

Whenever you ask someone " How do you do? " ... are you really interested to know? or it's just another way to PR? :)

I'm not a boy... not yet a man?

I was shopping a some new gym/dance pants at Mid Valley this afternoon. You know lah, it's very challenging to buy pants for my superb ( or rather abnormal ) body proportion, especially my lower body ~ extremely short legs.

So i went in Studio R to check if they have nice track bottom. As i was browsing, i saw this knee-length pants that is quite nice and so suitable for me. Immediately i grab size S and went straight to the fitting room to try. Strangely, this S size is obviously much smaller than the usual S. So i asked the promoter :

Me : Excuse me, can you please get me a bigger size? Cos the cutting is too small lah.

Promoter : ( Smile ) Oh sir, of cos the cutting is small. It's actually for junior.

Me : Oic. Then, can you get me the largest size please.
( Half of me was so embarrassed, and the other half was so excited )

Then, i end up bought a XL size pants from the junior department. Not to mention that it's very much cheaper than men's pants, and also the cutting was perfect for me. Hehehe.. Definitely a GOOD BUY! Guess i should start survey CNY clothes from children's boutiques. LOL ;p


Aren't you jealous? I'm 33 this year and still wear clothing from junior department. How many of you still shop from the junior's department? Or how many of you WISH that you still can shop in that department? ;p

一啦還有一啦。。。啦

I was outside of the studio, waiting for the instructor to finish his class in another 10 mins. Nothing special, they were having fun with the step boards.

But suddenly something caught my attention. It was the music that was playing in the studio ...

" Tang.. tang.. tang... " It was Sammi Cheng's 獨家試唱 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( 20 exclamation marks, cos i was really shocked ) ! And the best thing is... it was a cover version ... in Thai !!!!! ( 5 more ;p )

My goodness, i thought i will only hear this song when we are in Karaoke doing the lala stuff... Just when i thought those songs in my list are already the 'creme de la creme' of the LALA society. Tak sangka still got people use it to teach class. ;p


What is the LALAest song in your song list ( new or old.. as long as the LALAness is still there )?

p/s: Dun get me wrong, i still LOVE this song very much... but not in gym la :p

終於來了。。。

Remember the story about me falling sick almost every time i completed a major set up? Well, it arrived on the dot.

I was feeling very exhausted and weak for the whole day. No mood to do anything, except lying there on my couch and watched DVDs. Maybe it's a hint that i am going to fall sick... real soon. :(

Good news is, i don't have any major VM job to be done at the moment. Bad news, i still have to teach classes almost everyday. I've drank lots of water, and tried to get more rest. Hopefully it won't affect my daily work.
( Hmm.. sadly, this time the medicine from shopping malls also can't make me feel better. )


Do you have a ' falling sick season'?
Cos one of my friend MUST fall sick every time before CNY. Maybe that's her way to welcoming the new year. LOL ;p

叮叮

It happened few years back, when my mum was still driving our antique car ( bought since 1985 ). It's actually THE car that me and my sisters grew up with.

So the story is, i was out with my mum that day, and she was driving ( cos i dunno how to drive manual car ;p ). FYI, I have not been traveling in that car for ages. Then suddenly she asked :

Mum : 鳴啊，還記得這輛車的‘叮叮‘聲嗎？
( Ah Ming ah, do you still remember the 'ding ding' sound of this car? )

Me : 記得，超過100kmph才會‘叮‘嘛。
( Yup, it will only sound when you drive more than 100kmph. )

Mum : Yeah lo. ( Smiling herself )

Me :做麼？不要跟我講你現在要表演給我看啊？不要三八啊！
( Why? Don't tell me you want to show me the sound now huh? Dun 38 huh! )

Mum : ( Keep on smiling )

Well, i am not surprise if she really plan to drive 100kmph just to bring back the memories. Cos she is kinda unpredicted sometimes. LOL.
真是有‘奇‘子必有‘奇‘母。哈哈。


BTW, can you drive both manual and auto car? Or you are just like me, only know how to drive auto car?

Nanny GAGA

She is 59 years old, and She is 60+ ( with a few grandchildren ).
She is open minded, and She is very sporting.
She is a first timer, and She is a regular.
She ask about the details after class, and She hit the ab-crunch machine right after the class.

They are both my most ' experienced ' member, and they are both did Lady Gaga's BAD ROMANCE .. in my class.
I am very touched and happy to see people in their age who still have such energy and open to try anything new. FYI, they crawled like cat on the floor together with the rest of the members, so sexy okay? ;p


BTW, i did sampled some original Gaga moves ( the claw, like above pics ) in the dance. After the class, a few of the che-che came to me and asked why i did the claw thing. Is it in conjunction with the YEAR OF TIGER? ( pengsan ) But, they are so CUTE, kan? ;p

Are you going to do anything on yourself in conjunction with CNY? Get new hairstyle ke? change your clothing style ke? get a botox ke? get a new 'face' ke? ;p

又。治病去

I normally will fall sick once the peak season for my VM job is over.

Today, i finally completed all the CNY and Valentine's Day window display for my clients. And as predicted, i am feeling very tired and weak. Not to mention that i have 2 classes today. So i quickly went to my 'personal doctor' at Pavilion, to get some medicine. Got some meds from the 'clinic', not cheap okay? ;p

There, my medicine :


Can see result in 5 minutes, very effective.;p
( ada chantique? )
Guess this will be my CNY shoes this year.:)

BTW, what is the ONE item that you must buy to celebrate CNY every year?
Shirts? Pants? Undies? Shoes? Belts? Socks? Wallets?

My answer is ... SEMUA DI ATAS.. DAN BANYAK LAGI ;p

Reading a MOVIE ?

I have a ( not sure if it's a bad ) habit. Whenever i watch movie, my eyes will automatically focus on the subtitles ( Not only English movies, Chinese movies as well ok? ;p ).

Dunno why .. but i think i can understand the movie better if i watch with the subtitles. You knowlah, my England sometimes quite powderful one. So it's better for me to refer to the subtitles, just in case i ter'get' other story ( got the wrong meaning of the lines, cos sometimes i really can't catch what they said, esp. English la ;p ) But it's another way of entertainment for me, cos sometimes you'll get some very funny words at the subtitles ( esp. English to Malay ~ tennis court = 'mahkamah' tenis LOL).

But sometimes i missed some very interesting details, cos too focus on the subtitles instead of the visual.:(
I guess next time i should write ' read movies' instead of ' watch movies' as hobby huh? ;p


Do you have the same habit?

She is BACK !!!

Yes, The Queen of Negative Energy ( in my class ) is back!

I have not seen her for quite some time ( thank God ) and suddenly she came to my class. I thought she looked so familiar but can't recall what's so special about her. But when we finished the class and she started to complain... OH ! then only i remembered. She was the one who spread the rumours to other members about how boring is my class, and always try to p???? other members that other classes are better. So that they will go to the other class instead of joining mine. ( Do you think she is paid by other instructor to do that? LOL ;p )

I did asked a few of my regulars on my class and on her. Then only i learnt that she did that in almost every classes she attended. SAMPAT kan? So free nothing to do... i think she is the original "DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE" .. hunger for attention.;p

I don't mean to be rude but once a while, i would like to slap her and ask her to shut up ...LOL ;p
So, what should i do huh?



( Maybe i should choreograph a dance move where you have to slap other people.. and i ask her to be my demo model... hahahahaha ... cool kan? i'm such a genius*...;p )

* i can see the queue waiting to slap me, AGAIN...

抵你死！;P

I was at BV2 yesterday for a meeting. While waiting for the client, i walked around doing some survey. Then i saw this group ( 5 person ) of " young execs " passing by. And two of them were wearing some 'voguely designed' sunglasses ... IN THE MALL.

I always wonder .. WHY they do that? To me it looks a bit funny and terencat. And while i was asking myself those questions in my mind, one of them 'ter' kicked the power point on the floor ( maybe he didn't see it cos he was wearing the sunglasses ;p ) and almost PK. I just stood and looked at him. And immediately those 3 words appeared in my mind ...

The moral of the story is :
You don't need to wear those things in order to make yourself VOGUE(r). Just look at me, tak pakai apa-apa branded stuff pun...tapi still maintain VOGUE.;p
( i can see people are queueing up to slap me oledi. LOL ;p )

( This was the exact reaction in my heart when i saw the incident ;p )

By the way, are you one of those who wear sunglasses whenever and wherever you go?

7 times a night ...

12.45am
I'm already in bed, ready to sleep.
Suddenly got a sms from an unknown number.
( not sure if i know this person before )
It's one of those forwarded jokes / greetings.
And the sms kept coming every 3 minutes.
I received a total of 7 different jokes / greetings from an unknown number.


What would you do?
Reply to ask who is the sender?
Reply to ask him/her to stop sending sms?
Ignore it and just sleep? ( but it will bother you for the night wondering who is the sender )

shake it ..

Went to the gym earlier today to workout and bump into another instructor. Let me just describe him to you guys :

He teaches BodyPump & BodyCombat .. and i only i teach Dance.
He is very muscular and well built .. and i'm NOT.
He starts a conversation with : " Yo bro ... " .. and i start with " Ooi bitch ... ".

So you know how different we are. The funny thing is, when he saw me, he came to me and wanna shake my hand. But you know lah, people like him got their own way of shaking hands.. then twist la.. fist bump la.. ( those very black guy's way ). I only know finger snap (;p). So when he shook my hand, i dunno what to do. Just gave him my hand, look at him and let him do whatever with my right hand. FYI, i felt like total idiot. Why can't they just say hello and smile. ;p


Do you have anybody around you that act that way? The very street / hip hoppy way?
Or better yet, do you know how to do those hand-shake?

又是二選一。

A scene from Ugly Betty ( Season 4 ). Amanda just help Marc solved his problem...

Marc : ( ecstatic ) O-M-G, Mandy. You are BRILLIANT !!!

Amanda : ( shocked and angry ) You take that back! I am BEAUTIFUL !!!

I can't help but burst out laughing, cos it's so dumb. And i hate to admit that... that is sooooo ME. ;p I know i am a shallow person, cos i always think that outlook is somehow slightly more important than the content. ( That's why i always end up buying some pretty but useless stuffs..LOL )

But if given a choice, you rather choose to be labeled as 'DUMB' or 'UGLY' ?
( Must choose one )


‘惷‘和‘醜‘，你比較情願當那一樣呢？
（ 一定要選一樣！）

誰要催桃花？

誰要催桃花？
快點來我家。
我家桃花開很大，
粉紅粉紅很sweet啊！
得空要來碰碰它，
感情路上一定佳！



最近在家裡‘發花癲‘。因為買了一大堆下禮拜要用的props。整個客廳都是花。講真的，我看了還真的有一點‘火滾‘。。。不喜歡家裡醬亂！

人家說要招桃花就要在家裡的角落擺桃花。你覺得有效嗎？
‘找真愛‘有沒有在你２０１０年的願望裡呢？;p


A corner of my living room, fully occupied by the cherry blossom. Not only that, i can see cherry blossom at the dining, in front of the washroom, and the corridor as well. Can't wait to send them out next week, cos i can't stand seeing so many flowers in my house! ;p

BTW, is 'finding true love' is one of the item in your 2010 to-do list?

Is that my CUE ...?

Last Saturday after the class, a member from my class came to me and asked me whether wanna join him for lunch or not. Since i have to do my Saturday routine, so i said yes. So we went makan at the cafe .

Everything was quite casual. Chatted about work, classes, and of cos, some bitching. ( ;p ) After the lunch, i asked him if he is going straight home, cos i am need to get something from the shop. He said yes, and told me to call him for lunch whenever i go to my supplier's place. ( I just found out that my supplier's place is opposite his office ) I said OK, smiled and walked straight to the shop.

After a while only i realized something.. something silly and might be rude...

Do you think that the line " Call me for lunch whenever you go to the supplier's place " is actually a CUE to exchange contact , business card or anything?

How can i be so dumb to get that huh? Gosh, although it's already the new year, but my PR skills still suck... BIG TIME. ;p

新年，新發現。

Few years ago, i was approached by a female marketing staff at the fitness centre. Although i didn't sign up anything with her, but i still can remember her name. Cos it's kinda special, or shall i say .. weird ~ SPOON. Yes, her name is SPOON. ( as in "sudu" )
Yesterday, i met up with a new client. After that, her staff emailed me some info of the company. And guess what? His name is also SPOON. ;p

I always thought that using nicknames ( or Christian names ) from fruits ( Apple, Orange, Banana, etc ) or weather ( Rainy, Windy, Ice, Summer, etc ) is considered quite ' interesting' ( or strange ;p ). And now people are actually using names from CUTLERY as their nickname? What is happening to the world? ;p

I can't help but imagine that in future, the below conversation might happened to me :

Me : Err, mister. You are?

Him : The name is FORK. Fork Yew. ( LOL ;p )

Do you have any friends who are using very interesting / strange nicknames?


There, you can have at least 5 different names from the above picture.:p

p/s : dunno got ppl name themselves from the stationary category or not.. Mr Ink Wong and Miss Staple Lim...LOL ;p

Back to Basic ...

It's the end of 2009 and i decided to do it the basic/ traditional way .. write the post ... YES! i mean WRITE.
( Kindly click on it to read the content ;p )





There you go, my last entry for 2009. Just so you know ~ WRITING a post can be quite tiring. LOL ;p
See you next year. CHEERS !!! :))

p/s : did u have a great 2009? i know i did :)

a little too LATE ?

I tried something unusual the other day...

I was chatting with one of my friend via skype. We talked about life, Christmas party and gifts, my blog.. and all the usual stuffs. But the UNSUAL thing is ... I WAS EXTREMELY NICE TO MY FRIEND!!! I was so polite, soft spoken and apologize immediately when i said something wrong. And THAT IS SO NOT TYPICAL ME ;p LOL
At the end, the conclusion that i got from him was ... " something is bothering me, i am not happy. Cos I AM ACTING WEIRD."

CAN'T I BE NICE TO PEOPLE ONCE A WHILE?
ON CHRISTMAS DAY MAYBE?
LOL :P

Most of my friends or ex-colleagues love my bitchy attitude. Cos they said that it's very entertaining to watch me do my LASER SHOW. ;p Gosh, I guess it's very hard for people who have a VOGUE ( or rather unfriendly ) FACE like me to be nice and friendly to others. 命苦啊~~~


Do you think that you will still come and visit my blog if i cut down all the craps and bitchiness ... say January 2010 onward? :)
( BE HONEST !!! )

這個聖誕很浮誇！

Went to a Christmas Party organized by friends on Thursday. ( FYI, this is my very first time attending a Christmas party lerr..) And the theme for the night is OTT ~ Over The Top ( 浮誇 ) !!! And there is actually a PUNISHMENT for the LEAST OTT guest! Oh by the way, the BEST OTT award gets RM200. ( 10 person x RM20 each ).

Knowing me ~ the KIASU one, and them ~ the DARE DEVILS, of cos we have to dress up really OVER to avoid being punished. Who knows what is in the punishment lists.;p

There, my OTT look for the night. Ada OVER tak?I stitched the costume myself, ok? ;p Anyone want to borrow for Halloween next year? ;p

( thanks SookTeng for the pics ;))

Although i didn't get the BEST DRESSED AWARD, but i am glad that i made some new friends that night. ( not easy for some anti-social like me to make new friends, ok? ;p )

Did you have an over-the-top Christmas this year? I did. :)

p/s : Would like to thank the following people for their gifts :

Alan C. , now i can stay vogue-ly fresh whenever and wherever i go ;p
Wayne , now i can be in tip top condition ( btw, the opening is as wide as my mouth.. lol )
Kristen , now i can show the world how fit i am...;))
KK , now i can widen my circle of friends
Andrew , now i can keep my private stuff.. PRIVATE ;p

I wanna know ...

算一算，都已經blog有一段時間了。
在2009結束前，想知道大家對我的印像
（ 通過我的posts和人。。如果我們有見過面啦。）
但如果只是醬講又好像有點無趣。
不如就只用四個字來形容吧。

我看我 ： 賤光四射

其他的samples 。。。
我看SK ： 臥虎藏龍
我看Keenyee ： 外俏內騷
我看Alan C ：人小腿大
我看Karen ：能煮能幹

你看我 ：ＸＸＸＸ？
（你也可以用四個字來形容自己，方便我更了解你）


*不可以用粗口噢！！！ （雖然我知道你很想用來罵我。哈哈。）

** HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :)

前進？後退？

Something funny happened today...

After finished a class at the studio, i packed my bag and went down to get my car.( The studio is at 1st floor )FYI, the staircase is s a bit narrow lah, just nice for 2 person like me ( M size ) to walk side by side. Normally the staircase is clear when i go down. But today, as i was going down , there's a rather 'large' lady coming up for the Yoga class.

I think she is in her mid twenties, and is wearing a XXL clothes. When i saw her coming up, i was panicked. Not because that she is too pretty or what. But i was thinking wether to go up again ( so that she can come up first, BUT i think that is a bit rude ~ indirectly showing that she is very big ;p ), or just continue walking down and maybe have to squeeze a but when we meet side by side.

What would you do if you are in this situation?


p/s: to those inconsiderate people who likes to stand side by side ( 2 or 3 person ) on the escalator and block other people from going up, i got three words for you from the bottom of my heart ~ 死開啦！

my MOMENT

I enjoy being on stage ( dancing, not talking ), and i love that moment. Cos i can feel the confidence and the satisfaction. And i know i can send out strong message through my body language and attract those that need to be attracted. But when i stepped off the stage, i will be someone that is too shy to voice up. Public speaking = asking me to kill myself! I called it 'off-stage fright'. ;p

Now, i believe that there is some little thing you do everyday which makes you feel confident, satisfied and enjoy doing it. It could be :
~ the moment where you are doing some presentation in front of your clients
~ the moment you get back from work and cook dinner for your loved ones
~ the moment you speeding all the way to work cos you over-slept


So, what is THE MOMENT of your daily life?

p/s : If you think 'crossing the road in front of pavilion with your supermodel walk' is your moment ... err.. still acceptable lah. ;p

點解我唔係名牌精？

我一向來都不是名牌的支持著。除了香水，我看我對那些價格有點過高的名牌商品是好無興趣。（但這不代表我不留意他們的新問跟動向）說真的，做我這一行的人很少是不用名牌的。有時可能是個人喜好，又或著是工作時拿來充場面用的。

每逢聖誕或生日，朋友都會有同樣的煩腦 。。。不知道要送什麼禮物給我。我自認是個很龜毛和'yimjim'的人。很少人會懂得我的想法，導致通常都會收到一些‘不是我‘的禮物。好死不死，我又不好名牌。因為朋友說：像我醬的人，送名牌就最安全。哈哈。（如果有醬簡單我就不叫‘大嘴‘啦。;p）


你是不是一個很會選禮物的人呢？還是你只買你喜歡的東西送人呢？
Are you someone who is very good in selecting gifts for friends? Or you bought it just bcos you like it?

( So far i have not get any back feed back from friends la. It's either i'm really good in CHOOSING, or they are really good in ACTING. ;p LOL )

包好了。

After spending few days thinking of the concept and searching for materials.. here it is.. my Christmas gift wrapping for this year. Trying not to do the expected stuff, so i did the low profile thing with a hint of the festive. Nothing loud or rich, just humble and eye soothing ( just like ME !!! ...LOL ;p )


低調僕實的聖誕包裝，你喜歡嗎？

p/s: so happy to 'meet up' with one of the blogger while searching for the berries at 1 U yesterday. Nice meeting you, Sandra.:)

Good BUY !

Have you ever bought something that you felt TOTALLY WORTH BUYING even after a long period of using it?

If you dunno me yet, i am a SHOE-FREAK. I can't stand looking at a pair of nicely designed shoes. And if the shoes come with an affordable price ( there is no description for AFFORDABLE ;p ), i won't think twice but to buy it immediately. Guess there's a little bit of CB ( SJP ) in me. ;p

There is these 2 pairs of shoes that i bought years ago, but still made me proud every time i wear it.

1st pair : My NIKE gym shoes. Wear it to almost everyday. You can see some part of the sole is a bit worn out. But sometimes still get compliments from others. Do you like the color combinations?


2nd pair : This one lagi macam CELEBRITY. Bought it 2 years ago and only wear it to special occasions. But every time people saw it, they will definitely ask me where i bought it, cos they really love it. Never fail to grab the attention ( sometimes i just wish that i am the shoes ;p ) Do you think that the design is too loud?


Now, what is THE thing you bought that really makes you proud? Let's narrow down the category to clothing or accessories ( bags, shoes, etc ) items. Share a bit, mana tau we are of the same taste? ;))

What is NOT in your wish list?

Finally, completed all the Christmas job last night. So now i can put my Christmas nightmare aside, and start my favorite thing ~ CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!
It's always a big challenge to buy things for your friends cos you want them to like the gift as much as you do at the end of the day. That's why i normally try to get the gifts which are suitable or useful to them.
Now, do you mind sharing with me the things that you DO NOT wish to receive as your Christmas gift? Just want to know what is the not so popular gift in general. ( Doesn't mean that i'll get something for all of you, ok? ;p Unless you have been good to me ;) )


After getting all the gifts, it will be another part of the process that i love ~ GIFT WRAPPING. Still remember the wrapping style for last year Christmas? Hoping to do something impressive this year. Wait and see ya...:)

Gift Wrapping for Christmas 2008

大婆。二奶

星期五剛忙完了Setia Alam的Annual Dinner show。以為今年可以擺脫‘二奶‘的命運，那知道。。。連三甲都沒得進！
不過還好，只是有點小失望，沒有很難過。可能一開始就對整個show沒什麼信心。也可能因為太累和生病，所以沒有力去想太多。

要感謝Biaomei的大力幫忙。載我去那‘飛波‘還有幫忙做dresser。
也要感謝阿蘭。雖然生病不能來幫忙，但也很有responsibility的通知我。你take care啦。

星期六看了醫生，吃藥睡了一整天。。。爽！

空檔時為Biaomei拍的‘少女專集‘。有沒有很青春，很夢幻？哈哈。
( Sorry ah.. a bit out focused ;p )


話說回來，大多部分人都會有醬的想法：

‘大婆有權力，二奶有美麗。‘

有得選，在不破壞人家的家庭幸福情況下，你會選做大婆還是二奶呢？

Hottest topic in town ...

Today is only the 2nd day of December, but i've already heard people talking about the same topic everywhere more than 10 times.

" Wah... so fast.. it's the last month of the year liao... Have you achieved your target for this year? "

A bit sien la.. everywhere oso people ask me the same question. My target? Err.. to stay happy lo..( and to be fit ;p ). I don't really set a target / plan for myself every year. Cos i am too lazy to think of my future... just let it be lah.. As long as i am enjoying my everyday.:)

But if you really want me to sit down and think, what did i achieved so far ya?...

~ went holiday ( at least once a year lo. 2009 ~ Spain & Portugal )
~ did lots of VM job which most of them are new for me ( especially the Christmas set ups.. damn tiring.. but when i look at the reward... hehee.. can go shopping liao...;p ) ( will show you guys the pics if got chance lah )
~ know more friends from the blogsphere lo...( cos i hardly go out and mix around.. so glad and thankful...( fake tears in my eyes ))

Honestly, my daily life is quite a routine, so nothing much to pick on.


So, what's your biggest achievement this year ( so far lah )?
( I hardly ask so serious question one ok? It's so not me ;p )

我係九號

如果你昨晚有去看阿蓮的演唱會，你可能會看到我。你也可能沒發覺舞台上有我。
但別誤會，我還沒到那個standard能幫阿蓮伴舞。FYI，dancer 1到dancer 6是阿蓮的香港dancers。而dancer 7到dancer 10是阿蓮的開場嘉賓~K6的dancers。哈哈。
在後台看到阿蓮和倫永亮，很興奮。但原來我對阿蓮並不是很認識。因為三十幾首的歌單裡，大該有一半是我沒聽過的。哈哈。





說到Ｋ６，最近他們發了新專集和漫畫。很高興我都有“出現“在這兩個作品裡。
( 廣告時間 ）

Ｋ６漫畫之Ｋ党主推价。我和他的神們被擺在一起。很爽，哈哈。
我的description：呢個都低調，只不過能歌善舞甘間單，藝術工作著！不過染上佐怪病~~一日到黑同人講：“我肥佐！“

在他們的專集，幾手新歌都很不錯。裡頭還有我寫的一首詞。（但把我surname spell的錯了！！！）
不只醬，歌譜裡還有一堆‘怕嚇你不死‘的反串照。問你死未？


If you are allowed to choose to be dragged as a celebrity, who would it be?
( must choose opposite sex one ;p )
Me ahh? Err.... Jolin guarr.... cos my body size is petite like hers, i can dance a bit la.. and most of all... our lips are off the same CATEGORY...LOL

我找到啦！

在soonchit那裡看見這張照片，馬上笑了出來。
覺得很親切，很有感覺。你們看了會不會也像我一樣心情輕鬆了一些些？
看吧，大嘴不一定是件壞事。對不？

對啦，你們有沒有覺得她很有資格當我的接班人呢？

All the while i am very proud of my big mouth and thick lips. Cos i know, when i grow old, when all the muscle shrunk, there's still a thin lips left. While those who have thin lips now will just have an opening under their nose. LOL ;p

Do you like your lips/ mouth?

p/s : sorry soonchit, for using your pic without asking..:)

冷冷的我。。。

如果為了要讓自己更fit，就很快的戒掉所喜愛的飲品（ coke & 100 plus ），人家說我定力夠。
但如果為了讓自己過得好些，就能很快的忘了之前的傷感，就是‘無情‘和‘冷血‘嗎？


I don't think that i am an EMO person, cos i don't like the feeling of sad and down. So i choose to be optimistic cos i don't want to waste my time over something that is already happened and too late to do anything. But sometimes people will think that i am a bit too optimistic that it became DENIAL ( 逃避 ).
Why must we cry when we fall?
Why can't we just stand up and keep walking?


Do you really think that i'm IN DENIAL?

CHEENA-nyerrrrr

I went to met up a new client yesterday. From the look of the office, i can sense that they are a chinaman company. But when i stepped in the boss' office.... Ya Allah... can it get anymore CHEENA-ER?
There he was, sitting on a rectangular table with lots of fengshui stuff. But the main thing that attracted my eyes was his chair. He was actually sitting on a DRAGON-CHAIR ( 龍椅 ) ! It's a leather office chair with wooden dragon details on top of it. WOW! I thought i can only see this type of chair in MUSEUM or TEMPLE. ( 馬上有想‘問神‘的衝動。哈哈);p
OK lorr.. that's his taste lorr.. i'll try to accept it. So i went to him, gave him my card and introduced myself. ALAMAK !! I looked at him.. he was wearing a WIG!!! Die-lah.. thats no way that i can concentrate on talking business now...;p
Long story short, i didn't take the project, cos the way they work is too typical chinaman..

他的龍椅比這還有誇張一點點。你說啦，是不是像神廟裡乩童坐來上身用的呢？

What will be your reaction, if your boss gave you a dragon chair to celebrate your promotion? Or your parents insist you buy you this for your new house?

如果我是有錢人。。。

~ I will spend the money without much considerations ( 洗腳唔抹腳 )
~ I think i'll end up being a Branded Slave ( 正宗名牌精 )
~ My level of unfriendliness will be worst than now ( 生人勿近 )
~ I'll only hang out with those back-stabbing rich bitches ( 物以纇聚 )
~ I will miss out lots of fun ( 現在的我，蠻快樂 )
~ I might look down on certain people ( 大頭症，狗眼看人低 )
~ I won't be : The Big Mouth ! ( 是你們的損失。哈哈 )

I think God is very considerate and fair to me. Cos He wants me to be a good person. Therefore He make sure that i won't be rich. So that i will be the person that you all like......LOL :P
於其我變成以上的種種不是，你說啦，是不是很 ：“抵我無發達“？
哈哈。


如果你是有錢人，壞處是。。。

超級名模大對決！

那天看了Wayne的entry，有點不甘心。
明明大家都是超模（自封的），但做麼會差醬多咧？
人家有４２吋長腿，我卻只有３７吋。而且還是肉腿。
古人說得對 ：同人唔同命，同遮唔同柄。

以他醬的身材，好樣小S醬代言牛仔褲應該很適合。
而我呢？現在開始代言anti wrinkle, anti sagging cream應該可以了吧？
你說對嗎？

( Thanks Biaomei for taking this TSK picture at Times, Pavilion .. hehehe ;p )


If you can choose to be the spokesperson for 1 thing, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

p/s : paiseh lah Wayne, curi your gorgeous pic ;p

not EVERYBODY !!!

It happened long time ago, when i was still working with some company. Every time the management send some email to EVERYBODY, everyone will receive it ... except me. Complained a few times to the I.T. department but still the same. My colleagues said that i am not in the EVERYBODY list cos i am NOBODY.
And normally i will just stare back at them and say :

" Jangan jealous, i am not everybody ... cos i am SOMEBODY! " ;p


Back to the issue, i really hate people that reply email to EVERYBODY, when the matter is just between him/her to the other person. Why must drag everyone in? Why must flood everyone's emails with their uninteresting stories?

What will you do when you received this type of mails?
I normally will write back to the sender and ask him/her to remove my name from the recipients' list .. before i go to him/her to remove it myself! ( And they know it will be really UGLY when i have to do so...hehehe ;p )

That's not my NAME !!!

Honestly, is it very difficult to pronounce my surname ~ HWANG ( as in huang 黃 )? Cos i get very annoyed when people call me something else, especially when i've already corrected them.

Last week, an Indian lady from some hotel promotion department called :

Her : Hello, can i speak to Mr hwEEng? ( Malaysian with mat Salleh accent ;p )

Me : Sorry? Who? ( purposely )

Her : Mr HwEEng XX.

Me : It's Hwang. You are?

Her : Oh Mr HwEEng. I am calling from..bla bla bla.. Mr HwEEng, we will upgrade you...bla bla bla...So Mr HwEEng, are you interested to.....?

You say lah.. geram tak?

And there's this Malay lady lagi funny. I think she got cock-eyed or she doesn't know how to pronounce HWANG, so she pamdai-pandai 'sinka-ly' change the H to A... and call me Encik Awang... Encik Awang niii.. Encik Awang tuu..... Uhhh.. I felt like slapping her !!!

( One of my favorite song, from on of my favorite band )
Maybe i should play this song to them every time she pronounce wrongly..can?

What is your reaction when someone called your name wrongly?
And when they still call the same after you corrected them?

Why no smile?

在gym裡等class時遇見Annie。

Annie ：阿靚，點解面黑黑行哩行去啊？

我 ：ceh，我又唔係親善小姐。做咩要笑容滿面扮friendly worr？哈哈。

Honestly, i am not a 'friendly-looking' person when i am alone or concentrating on doing something. That's why lots of people dare not approach me when they see me. And most of the time i will look at the floor when i walk. So i won't know if there is anyone trying to smile or approach me...

But i am curious to know, what is your reaction when you see someone ( stranger ) suddenly smile to you in a public place? Just a normal friendly smile, nothing hanky-panky ok? ;p

A) you nod your head and smile back politely

B) you stare back at that person without an expression

C) you look away pretending you didn't see anything

For me, i think most of the time i will act (B), cos dunno how to react. And end up giving the " Apa pandang-pandang?" face ...LOL ;p

好事不怕多做

有沒有很奇怪咧？想我醬的賤嘴也能講出醬有人性的話。哈哈。
我不算是個迷信的人，不去算命也不管風水。但有些事情真的好像有點玄，不到你不信。

（以下所寫的不是為了炫耀，只是想跟大家分想 ）

上兩個星期應朋友的邀約，買了一張慈善演唱會的票。心想是為了慈善就買了ＶＩＰ票（ＲＭ２８８）。幾天過後，突然手上多了兩個新的project。而且，每個project都是超過ＲＭ２０Ｋ的。雖然還在談，但應該還蠻有希望的。說真的，我還是第一次有醬大budget的project。有點怕但很興奮。（希望都談成啦 ）

Ｇym裡現在有個募款活動，是給孤兒院的。我星期一就開了一張ＲＭ１００的cheque給他們。沒想到，早上開cheque，傍晚就接到電話要我replace別人的class。不是一兩個class，而是加起來有７個class！那７個class的payment加起來都有我那張cheque的好幾倍！

所以你說呢，是不是好事不怕多做咧？
你今年或最近又做了什麼好事呢？


像我醬的賤嘴，也只能靠做善事來積功得，讓自己過得更好。哈哈。

我瘦佐。

Not really lah. Saje say like that. Cos you will oso get bored if i keep on complaining about gaining weight. But the truth is.. i did lose some weight.. and now am working very hard to maintain the current weight and shape. At the end of the day, i think it's all worth the hard work as people started to notice that i lose weight or look better ( or maybe still look the same ;p ).

But sometimes it's kinda funny to get silly compliments from some silly people.
I would like to know what will be your response when someone said to you :

" Your neck is slimmer now. 你條頸瘦佐！"

So the tiba-tiba kan? The whole body you don't see, and you pick to compliment on the less important part.... ;p

" Do you think that i will look even VOGUE-er if i lose another 3 pounds? " ;p

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I am so happy that i finally got the project at Setia Alam. This is actually my third year training their staffs for annual dinner performance. And i hope more to come lah. ;p

So i went for the very first meeting with the committees and performers. Everything was quite smooth. At the end of the meeting, i requested for all the performers to stand up in a row, so that i can roughly know their size and height. When i looked at the female performers, i smiled to the committees and commented :

" Hmm.. this year all petite size horr? "

Then suddenly this tudung-ed kakak looked at me one kind. She thought i was being rude by saying something dirty about the ladies.

" Apa 'BETIK' size? " She thought i was commented on certain part of their body!!! Ya Allah. You know lah, when we said a lady with 'BETIK', it means the shape of her... So salah kan? ;p


Honestly, i am not a fan of papaya milk. Or shall i say, i don't like any fresh fruit juice mixed with milk. My favorite is mango juice. What about you?