You like ?

Nah! Some of the pictures from my trip ( mainly from Santorini, Greece ). I think that some of them can be potential postcard materials. So proud and syok sendiri. *

1. Ada cantik?
( Evening at the famous Aegean Sea ( 愛琴海 ), on the cruise ship to Santorini Island. Looks like watercolor painting, kan? )


2. Ada cantik?
( Reached Santorini at 4am ... witnessed the sunrise, and also the half moon. )


3. Ada cantik?
( Early morning at Santorini, facing Aegean Sea. )


4. Ada cantik?
( A view from our hotel room's window. Do you want to wake up to it every morning? )


5. Sungguh CANTIK sama sekali.
( NOTE : This is not a question. ;p )


6. Ada cantik?
( Hill top view at Santorini, with the roof of a typical Greek island church. )


7. Ada cantik?
( Sunset at Santorini. Some might find it romantic, but i don't. Cos i'm NOT a sunset person ... i prefer sunrise. )


* all pictures posted were shot using my 'old fashion' digital camera. no touch up were done on any of these pictures. ah-may-zeeng kan? lol ;p


Nothing much to write, still having mind-block.
Did 4 classes on Friday and Saturday with a totally BLURR mind.
Felt so sorry to the members. ;(

drum roll please .....

Your Highness is BACK ...

( Pic taken @ Santorini, Greece )

... and He is TIRED and FAT !!!

p/s : let me reorganise everything then only share with you guys ya :)
pp/s: glad to be home ... craving for nasi lemak and sup tom yam now...:)~

就在今夜。

YESH !!!! I'll be leaving the country for 2 weeks later tonight.
Hopefully this trip will be a stress-free one.;p

Try to 'miss' me a bit while i'm away ya..?
Drop la a few msgs if you want to.
Cos if not the blog will be so coooooold. ;p

So let the TOUR begin ...

See me fly, i'm proud to fly up high ...

p/s : in case you have nobody to irritate you during my absence, try listen to the song posted. Hopefully it will make you feel 'geram' a lil' bit. ;p

雙劍合璧

PEK CHEK ahhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!

Is it the season to redecorate? Cos my upstairs and downstairs unit is doing renovation ... at the SAME time. One hammering wall and the other one drilling hole.

I had a morning class today, and thought of taking an afternoon nap. But with the two sessions of "orchestra" playing live .. how to sleep? And when i don't get enough sleep ( or food ), i'll feel very 'mang zang'. And when i feel 'mang zang', i will lose my 'vogue-ness'. ;(


最近很常睡午覺。老啦。。。
你有睡午覺的習慣嗎？

p/s : not sure if it's the dust or what, i sneezed not less than 50 times in the past 30mins.... double pek chek...!!

pp/s : just got a call.. the new gym wants to take a short video of me conducting the class, to put in their promo clip... and asked me to wear nice-nice ... now dunno what to wear tomorrow ... triple pek chek !!!

I'm loving it ...

I used to be a fan of Ayam Goreng McD ( the spicy one ), but nowadays i kinda switched to Double Cheese Burger. Not sure what happened, but just loving the tenderness of beef patty.

As i was having my value meal today, i suddenly thought of a incident happened yearssssssssss ( at least 15 ) ago. I was in a CNY gathering with a bunch of secondary school friends in McD. As we were leaving, one of my friend took her tray to the trash counter and throw all the leftovers and tissues. She said that we should do that .. menjadi insan yang BERMORAL lah konon..;p

So i did. But i was too naive then. I took the tray to the counter and slot the rubbish in the trash bin ... TOGETHER WITH THE TRAY ! ( Stupid kan? ;p )

pa dup pa pa pa ~

My McD's meal evolution ...
Mc Chicken ~ Big Mac ~ Ayam Goreng McD ~ Double Cheese Burger ( current )

What's your favorite McD meal ?

好有人性噢。。。

Was doing some set up at One Utama and passed by this window. It's a very normal lingerie window display. But somehow one of the mannequin got my attention. I looked at her ... and cover my mouth ( to hold back my big laugh ). This mannequin is slightly different from the mannequins that we see in the malls, cos it's more realistic. See for yourself ...

你有看過有‘暴牙‘的mannequin嗎？是不是很有人性咧？哈哈。


Went clubbing with friends last night.
My first clubbing after 6 years.
Went in at 12am, came out at 1.30am.
My conclusion :

" 我是屬於舞台，而不是舞池的 "
因為在舞台上我才能找到真正的快樂。
( i belong to stage, not the dance floor )

到了

Tak disangka-sangka ... rupa-rupa nyerr i've hit the 500 entries for my blog. What a surprise .. cos i thought it will come slightly later, maybe by June. 500 entries in 2 years .. something that i am very proud of.

Nothing much to say for this 501st entry. Just want to PROVE MYSELF ( again ) to those who under estimated me. Although most of the entries are made of nonsense, lasers and craps.

Err ... you do like my craps .... rite? :)


Sometimes i feel like i'm actually a writer ( be it good or bad one lah ;p ). But i'm just happy that i have my blog to express myself.
Keep on blogging everyone. :)
我blog故我爽! 哈哈。


Big hug .. from Big Mouth.

Updates

( ... updates from the previous entry )

a) NO, i didn't eat anything for supper, cos was SHOCKED looking at the list of things i ate before that ( super guilty ) ...;p

b) YES, the try out class went well, and they want me to continue teaching there. Now i just need to sit down with him to discuss on the schedule and my charges. :)
( i'm one step closer to my target : of having at least 10 classes per week. Current status : 7 classes per week. )*

* target achieved ! will be having 10 classes per week from MAy onwards..YAY !!!


SEKIAN BERITA.


Today will be another hectic day for me. I rushed to 6 places yesterday ( 3 set ups and 3 classes ). And i have 2 set ups and 3 classes ( back-to-back). Meaning i'll shake my ass non-stop from 5.45pm to 9.00pm. Gosh, i need more energy ...

As predicted ...

... i eat a lot today, as compared to the other days. Cos i was at home the whole day, doing nothing. I got infection on my left eye that i have to cancel my class today, so that nobody will see the un-vogue side of me.

Breakfast ... ( tak sempat, woke up at 10ish ;p )

Lunch ... mixed rice ( quarter rice, 2 veges & 1 meat )

Tea ... 1 slice honey melon, 1 slice rock melon & 1 packet of Twisties

Dinner ... Sup sayur, 10 sticks of chicken satay, 1 slice rock melon & 1 cup yogurt

Supper ... dunno yet.. too early to say ( at the time i post this entry..lol ;p )

Always wondering, how come i always tend to eat more when i am free? Not that i burn extra calories when i do nothing....;p


I'm going to conduct a trial class for a new fitness centre tomorrow. Hopefully they'll like it and give me some classes. Wish me luck. :)

Watch your hand

Just thought of something funny but interesting while i was brushing my teeth this morning.

Say you brush your teeth with your right arm, any idea WHERE is the position of your left arm?
Gently placed on the basin? On the waist as if your are posing? Or non stop rubbing and scratching here and there? ;p

Cos i bursted out laughing when i saw myself in the mirror.. posing... you know lah.. sometimes things happened so naturally....LOL ;p

Do you think there's people brushing their teeth while doing the 'big' business ahh? ;p


p/s : any Mac expert out there? something wrong with my Safari la.. every time i open Youtube, it will shut down immediatley. siapa boleh tolong?

I.N.I.T.I.A.L.S.

My sister told me the other day about this joke/ incident.

She just gave birth to a baby girl .. and they named her Sasha E-Xuan Tan ( or Sasha Tan E Xuan, if you want to read it the old fashion way ). But a couple of weeks later, she suddenly thought of something ... Something funny that will affect her daughter's future.

You see, the initial for her daughter is S.E.X.T ( or SEX Tan ).. so the salah kan? Imagine what she will be facing when they start to use initials in the college or working place....

My initial .... D.H.S.M. ( and no, it's not Diva of High School Musical ;p )
What's your initial? ( any funny . special meaning behind it? )



p/s : dun worry, they will change the baby's name very soon :)

World Peace ...

YAY!!!
Jangan jeles .. cos 2 weeks from now, i ( as usual, representing Ampang ... The Yong Tau Foo kingdom ) will be on my mission to spread my love to the world again. The victims this time? ..
The Turkish and the Greeks. ;p

Any advise or tips for me?
Any thing must see, must buy, must try, must do....?


Here's some pics from my previous tour ...
( since i quitted my job to concentrate on the love spreading mission at 2007 ;p )

oh my 腳 !

"Masili" 有大小眼。
女生有大小邊。
而我。。。有大小腳。

Not sure if this is a common case, but i think my right foot is larger or wider than the left one. Cos every time i wear shoes ( new sport shoes especially ), i feel tighter on the right side. Even after adjusting the shoe-laces.

Paging Dr. Bong, is this consider normal?
Anything that i can do to make it better?
Am i normal?
Or i am SPECIAL? ;p


你身上有沒有大小邊的東西? ;p

the book ...

延續昨晚的post。。。

I was complaining to the GX manager about the sticky ghost, and somehow at the end of the story ... i cursed. ( 屌 ~ ) She was so shocked and commented :
" Danny, 原來你會罵粗口的噢？！"

OMG! I am actually quite surprise there's still people thought that i don't curse. Don't you think that my look is so suitable to curse? I mean i know my face is quite unfriendly and lan-si most of the time. And you don't expect good things to come out from my mouth. ( lasering, bitching and cursing is a package ) ;p

Funny huh? When people look at me, they always felt that i am a clubbing kaki but i am not. Then, they thought that i am a good boy when i curse a lot. I guess i am just a book with VERY INTERESTING contents huh? ;p


Do you think your book cover matches your content? :)

殺到來啦！！！

不好意思，我必需在這個post裡罵兩次粗話！！！

I was on the way to my class at Damansara Perdana ( using MRR2 ) just now and was caught in a massive jam. Normally i just need 35 minutes to reach the gym. But today, i have to drive 1 and a half hour to get there. And because of that, i was 15 minutes late for my class. I kept on cursing in the car.
屌~!

Luckily the members waited for me. I apologized to them and quickly start the class. ( BTW, i didn't have the chance to go toilet cos rushing ;p ) As we were doing the warm up, i saw a very familiar face in the mirror. Someone is walking towards the studio.
屌~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( of cos, i only cursed in my heart ;p )

She is someone from the old gym. I quitted the gym earlier this year to concentrate on my classes in PJ & KL area ( and also to avoid her ). But somehow she found out that i am teaching at this new gym, she quickly upgraded her membership so that use the new branch here. FYI, she likes to follow me wherever i go at the old gym. And the best thing is, she always like to stand directly behind me. So every time i look at myself in the mirror, i'll see her. DAMN !!!!

Some of the management people teased me after the class, cos they know the her story back in the old gym.

“喂！你的貼身膏藥殺到來啦？哈哈！“


以為擺脫了肥妹鬼就有好日子過。誰知道，有跑來個貼身膏藥！！！
告訴我，我犯了什麼錯？要醬對我？！！！

count on me ...

Some facts ( just in case you dunno )..
When we count down for something, normally we'll use 321. But when we dance, it's normally 5678..and start.

Enough with the facts, let's start my story. There's this new "Kakak" member who came to my Latin class. She told me that this is the first time she join a dance class. So i asked her to slow down, concentrate on the legs movements before adding on the arms and body. She said ok.

But through-out the whole class, she was totally in a mess. She kept on stepping her left leg when i say right, didn't bother to look at me at all. And the best thing is, she always start the movements by 7, not after 8. After a few reminders, i gave up. I just let her do whatever she wants, cos i can't slow down the whole class for her.

But by the end of the class, i thanked her for for trying and stay for the whole class. :)


I am very grateful that am fine with following instructions and move according to beats. Don't mean to be bitchy, but it's really hard for us instructors if the member is a bit too xxxx to follow instructions. ;p

can you count? ;p

型男殺手

每個人都有他們的致命傷，包括型男和美女。。。

I was in the changing room of the gym, resting after my class. Then came in 3 young and really good looking guys. I think they just finished their workout and ready to go.

Then one by one they stepped on the weighing machine... and that's when the cantik-ness of them FADE AWAY...

Guy A : Aww fuck. Still the same.

Guy B : My turn my turn. Aiyo, me too la ... run so much oso the same. 屌~

Guy C : ( silent for a while ... ) 屌你阿媽臭HAI，境然肥LAN佐。我都未食耶。媽~ 仆街！！！

At that very moment, i discovered something :
" They might have the nice packaging.. but i've got the content.;p"

我想，當每個人站上體重器的那一刻，才能顯出最真實的自己。有對嗎？


I weigh myself 2 to 3 times a day. And normally it will end up with .. " tsk~ "
( Not a good sign horr? ;p )
Do you do that as well?

我量體重的哲學 ：
有沒有輕不用緊，不要重了就好。 ;p

Face Registration

Are you good in recognizing people? I know i am not. In fact, i am soooooooooooo BAD in that department. Wanna know the level of the badness? Let's just say that i CAN'T RECOGNIZE MY OWN BOSS ... for more than ONCE!!! See how bad that was? And the worse thing is, he is the one who called out my name and shook my hand. ;p

Sometimes i just admire those who can put a name to a face ( or vice-versa ), even if they just met once. Wonder how they do that?


其實不能完全怪我啊。誰叫他長得那麼的平凡。醬多人，很難認的嘛。哈哈。

"老人癡呆症提早報到。。。"

Eat In

If you hop in my car, normally you'll see a packet of Gardenia Twiggies. Whenever my sis sees it, she'll just say : 又是Gardenia啊？That's my 'in between' classes snack. Or when i'm rushing from one club to another, that will be my usual lunch or dinner solution. Quick, dry and easy to manage.

But i had this very fun experience with my ex colleague. We were rushing for set ups from mall to mall. No time to eat lunch. S we decided to tapao and eat in the car. I was the driver. She had fried kueyteow. And guess what i bought? It's a packet of mixed rice ( 雜飯 ). Yes, i finished the rice while i was driving. Crazy kan?


I know a few friends who really HATE people eating in their cars. Are you one of them?
Or what is the CRAZIEST food you had while driving?

Missing you ...

I had a weird BUT sweet dream last night.

I dreamed of my late grandmother. There's a bunch of 'them' standing on a bridge waiting for something. And everyone was in some fancy costumes. I looked at my grandmother, she was wearing a 'mermaid' costume... complete with the high-tech head gear and super perfect make up effect. I think Lady Gaga also kalah on the finest of the make up. ( I normally can remember the details of my dreams quite well ;p ) She was in this pearl white flowy dress.. with lots of embroideries.. and also the make up ! Gold lines were drawn on her cheeks to create fish skin the effect. And the hair was permed in a big nice wavy shape. Very elegant. So nice and surreal !!!!!

But she looked slightly different from the 'grandmother' that i used to know. Cos she is 'now' younger and smaller size. She looks like in her 30's ( 少婦的樣子 ), a look that i never seen before. And she is so pretty and happy.
Hmm.. i am not really close to her ( after i moved to KL ), but i definitely missed her very much. :)


FYI, i am going to organize a a dance party/ session called " The Freak Show" ( Lots of Gaga's stuff la ) at Pavilion soon. And i was busy thinking on my 'look' for the event last night before i sleep.
Do you think that it's actually some kind of hint? That i should dressed as a .. err... Merman? ;p

保持機警，占盡先機

（ 我不是跟ＸＸ雞精打廣告 ）

Not sure if i'm the ONLY one acting like this.

Whenever i get a SMS notification from my handphone, i will check the message and reply IMMEDIATELY ( Unless i purposely hold on with the reply ;p ). I feel strange when i see others who just put it aside or ignore the SMS whenever they received it. Like you have to let it cool down ( 攤凍 ) for a while before check and reply.
Do you do that as well? Or it's just me who is over efficient?


是我太機警，還是我太‘神經質‘？

and they WERE here ...

( NO OFFENSE TO ANYBODY, OKAY? ;p )

This is a very common scene in the blogoshpere. Sometimes people will leave a message in your chatbox, that you dunno how to respond :

" I am here :) "
" Passing by ;p "
" Ha ha ha ! "

Honestly, what should i do huh? Cos if you ask me, the direct response ( from the bottom of my heart ) will be :

" So? "
" And? "
" Huh? "


I am very interested to know, what is the appropriate response for this type of so-called messages?
Or most of the time you will just ignore it?


p/s : and again, a lot of people indirectly terkena my Big Mouth's laser...lol ;p

小臉的夢想

我身邊有一些人，明明就是小臉，但就一直在那裡埋怨自己臉大！
最定不順的就是，每次拍照是都會躲到人家的後面，或只是露出3/4的臉。而我就是常常被推到最前面那個。弄到我的臉好像比他們他兩倍醬。真過分！！！我的臉也不小啊，我也想拍出來臉小一點。但跟他們在一起就是不可能啦。

你有沒有朋友像他們一樣，拍照時都回跑到後面的呢？還是你就是喜歡推人家去前面的凶手？


Do you think that you have a rather LARGE face as compared to others?

Just wondering ...

How many of you noticed that i have songs posted at the side bar?
How many of you actually try listen to them?

I know sometimes the songs are quite annoying. But it's just like the blog owner, sometimes sweet, sometimes irritating, but most of the time ... VOGUE.;p


So far i think only Bong, KY and Grey commented on the songs ...

真的好假！？

Bump into another instructor, Mimi, in the gym today while i was unpacking my stuffs.

Mimi : Yoohoo ....

Me : ( Looked at him and smile )

Mimi : 作死啊！做咩同我假笑啊？
Why you give me the fake smile?

Me : 哈哈。你果然唔了解我。我笑得燦爛果個至係假geh!
Oh no. Obviously you dunno me well. Cos it will look more cheerful when i fake my smile. ;p


You know la, i got a BIG mouth. So most of the time i try not to smile too much ( wide ). So that i can maintain my vogue-ness. But a lot of people thought that i am just faking it. How lah?


為您送上，一係列我假笑的照片。哈哈。


Just curious, out of 10 smiles that you gave out everyday, how many of them are genuine one?

climb baby, climb

A friend of mine just started to date someone ... and that someone is actually at least 15cm taller than my friend. Then i suddenly thought of a joke we had long time ago. One of my colleague was dating with a girl who is very much taller than him. And we always teased him, saying that he have very nice and muscular legs ... due to all the 'stair master' ( climbing ) with his girlfriend.

And there's this another friend of my ( small and skinny ) who only attracted to BIG girls. And his nick was .. 細路喳大車 ( small kid with big toy ). Hmmm .. i really missed the group bitching days.:)


Do you have any 'special terms' among your friend to describe a couple that is very much different on the height or size? Especially when the male is the shorter and smaller one?

The Replacement

Lately i've ben replacing quite a number of classes for an injured instructor. Felt sorry for him, but good news for me. Besides the fact that i can have extra payment this month, i also can 'promote' my class in other instructor's schedule.

FYI, when i do replacement classes, i'll try my very best to impress the member. So that they will be interested to come and join my classes. And i don't think that i'm the only instructor who does that.

Now, i'll be away for 2 weeks in May. And all my classes will be replaced by other instructors. I have to admit that actually i'm a bit worried. What if they are TOO GOOD that most of my members will switch classes when i'm back? Or the management thinks that they should take over the classes due to the good response?

What if i am being REPLACED ... permanently by then?


Kisah Benar :

I was away for 3 weeks holiday in 2007. During that 3 weeks, there's some major reshuffle in the gym's management and schedule. Apparently my classes were cut from 4 classes to 1 class per week! Drastic rite? And it took me 2 months to negotiate with the management in order to get back my original schedule.

That's why i'm always worried every time i go holiday.
What should i do, to secure my position in the gym?

Danny : The Loud Mouth

That's my NEW nickname ( for this week).

I've been having sore throat and nose block since Monday. And as usual, i can't really hear myself when i talk, due to the nose block. I was having lunch with my friend yesterday at The Gardens @ The Curve. Nice environment, not bad food and cheap set lunches. But she was kinda uncomfortable during the lunch. So i asked her why. According to her, i was talking very loud, and the couple behind me kept staring at us.
Then only i realized that i've actually raised my voice tone higher than usual, so that i can hear myself ... as well as others. LOL ;p
MALU nyerr...TSK betul ;p

Now i got this male friend. When my other friends see me going out with him, they will sure asked my about him. Cos he is quite good looking and have nice body shape. The only thing that others dunno about him is .. he talks very loud .. i mean really LOUD. I was so embarrassed whenever i go out with him. He will normally ' share' our conversation with the world. ( sweat )


What will you do if you are out with someone you JUST met .. and so happened that he/she is a LOUD MOUTH?

p/s : i know a lot of people out there are having sore throat and running nose like me. So, take care together-gether la :))

Wanna see me naked?

No, that was not my offer, but some junk offline messages that i received on my MSN.

See, i have not been online ( MSN ) for quite sometime. And when i log in yesterday, tens of these messages popped up. And it's extremely annoying. Since i have nothing to do, i replied them ... 1 by 1.;p

" No thanks. I prefer watch myself ... naked. Cos i know, it's worth watching. So, wanna see me naked? "

Very sampat horr?
Biasalah, i don't have many friends ma .. ma attack those spammers lo...LOL ;p

What will you do, if a stranger suddenly came to you and ask the same question ... FACE to FACE?


p/s : 打了將近兩個月的‘死結‘，終於好像比較鬆了。:)

50

T went for a haircut at Sg Wang the other day. After done, he went to the counter to pay. RM50 for haircut and shampoo. He gave the counter a RM100 note and then ... he gave the balance RM50 to the hairstylist and shampoo boy as tip. I asked T why, and he said to me :

" When i was young and poor, i worked part time at the cafe. I always hope that the customers will tip us. So that we can split it among the waiters by the end of the day. And since now i think i can afford to tip others, i just want to make them happy."

I want be be as generous as him, but don't you think RM50 is a bit over? ;p
Anybody want to tip me? Any amount also accept gah...LOL


我只能說：
“人家吃麵，我在喊燒！“

2

In a few hours, "Danny : The Big Mouth" will be celebrating it's 2nd anniversary. ( Yay ..? ;p )

Just for you to know, it's not easy for me to maintain the blog. Sometimes i think it will be so much easier if i'm writing a FOOD blog, or TRAVEL blog, or EVENTS blog, or EMO blog, or the easiest ~ 'COPY & PASTE' blog. But i chose to have a BIG MOUTH style 'crappy blog'. And to make it harder, i'll have to make sure that whatever crap that i loaded, must have certain level of 'nutritious'. Not sure if you noticed that or ' absorbed ' any of them. But i definitely hope that you enjoy reading it. :)
Speech time ...
Thanks to Biaomei who inspired me to start blogging. Thanks to my sisters who hide this blog from my parents. Thanks to everyone who visited and commented .. be it good or bad or just being sarcastic. But who cares? I will still load whatever crap that i have here ... hopefully for a long long time.:)
And lastly , "Good job to myself :) "

* Above is totally what i felt about blogging, no offense to anybody. But i think, gosh ... indirectly i ter-laser other people... as usual.;p


感性或感謝的話我不是很會說。
只想說。。。我很高興能隨性的寫blog。
也很高興認試大家。
報告完畢。

在此也再次的祝那些不看好我會繼續寫blog的人 ：'大富大貴'。

p/s : 邁進第三年，我也應該要開始新的生活了。。。

brb

有些問題想不通。
有些東西看不清。
有些路不是很順。
尋找平衡中。。。


be back ... once i'm ready.

我想太多。。。

一向來我都很喜歡想東西。無時無刻都在想。搞到我上床要睡覺也還在想，跟本不能停下來。所以每晚我都要在床上翻來翻去至少一小時才能如睡。而如果半夜醒來上廁所，最好不要給我想到東西。不然我又要用一小時來prepare入睡。我的insomnia也是醬來。:(

也因為醬，我在床上得到特別多的靈感。（design啦 , proposal啦， 這篇entry也是醬來的）

很羨慕那些一'tat'上床就能睡的人。怎樣才能像他們一樣呢？


I spent most of my thinking time in bed.
What about you?
In front of computer?
On the toilet bowl?
Or same like me, in bed?

我的驕傲

I am not a perfect person and have very limited body part that is presentable. I don't have a good looking face, a fit body or a perfect height. But at least i got something that i am very proud of ( besides my big mouth la ;p ) ... my CALVES.

Seriously, i never thought that they are nice until people started to compliment on it. And most of them are fitness trainers. They said that the shape of my calves are just nice, and something about the diamond shape... ( sorry, can't remember the exact description cos too happy liao ;p)

Thanks to my parents for a pair of nice calves, and also to myself take good care of them. But i think the main reason they are in that shape is coz i dance a lot. So if you want to have nice calves, please come to my class ( indirectly promote sikit...lol ;p )


我的小腿，我的驕傲。
你的呢？

p/s : long long time ago, i was admiring someone. and i asked the best friend if there's any comment from that person on me. and the reply was .. " I got nice legs... " ;p ( at least got something that is attractive to others. LOL)

Gym之風雲

They are actually doing a 'spring cleaning' in the gym. I know a few of instructor received sms from the management, asking them to work harder to achieve the target head count. Or else they will be replaced or the class will be canceled. Luckily so far i haven't receive any ( finger crossed ).

But sometimes it's a bit unfair to ask the instructor to take full responsibility on the attendance. Cos the are so many other factors : schedule, location and most important ... MEMBERS. I know some good instructor with low attendance. Why? Bcos this instructor ( A ) is 'not' a friend to their 'other favorite' instructor. So to show the support to their favorite instructor, either they boycott A's class or complain about him.

Scary kan? The real life in the gym. I am a kiasu & kiasi person, so i always check with the management if there's any complaints about me. And i'm very grateful to have the manager who always supported me. She told me that :

compliments are for encouragements
complaints are for improvements

Thanks Annie, that's a very good advise and good direction for me. :)

Me & some of my members. ( Pic taken during Halloween party @ TrueFitness Pavilion last year )

健身教練的生存之道：
成也member，敗也member！！！

新鮮滾熱辣。。。

Since i am quite free nowadays, i decided to make a new Gaga mask in conjunction with the Gaga session coming Wednesday. Just to show my sincerity and also follow Gaga's footstep ~ always create new pieces for every show. ;p

1st edition ( wore during Danny Gaga's Hookerface Tour last year)
The shape and finishing is a bit standard ( predictable ) and quite similar to those that you can get from those party shop. Quite heavy cos it's fully beaded.

2nd edition ( premiering coming Wednesday )
It's actually a full-faced mask, cut into half. And the diamonte are being placed in a more interesting way ( spreading out from the eyes ). And the best thing is, the mask is TRANSPARENT and much lighter than the 1st ones. So you won't really see the mask when you put it on. Very fashionable, HAUTE COUTURE lah konon. LOL ;p




There, you can't really see the mask. Especially if you are dancing in some dimmed room with flashing spotlights.


反正在家裡閒著沒什麼東西做，不如找些可以賺點外快的點子。
有誰要跟我order custom made的mask？可以為接下來的company annual dinner和Halloween戴。
什麼臉都包你BLING到不行噢。哈哈。


覺得這兩張很有feel。好像可以那來當封面。
你有feel到嗎？

機車尼。

One of the che-che came to me after the class. Che-che : "Danny, why not teach us 'para-para sakura' next time?"
Now, i think i have 2 replying options.

1) I can tell her that i will try to arrange for it, OR

2) I can tell her that i will try to arrange for it, but before that let me just clarify something with her. The dance that she wanted to learn is 'Para-para' ( a popular street dance in Japan ), NOT ' Para-para Sakura' ( a Hong Kong movie, starring Aaron Kwok & Cecelia Cheung ), as that's the name of the movie that made para-para popular. ;p

If you know me well, i'm sure you know which is my reply.:)

p/s : If you still remember, there was a Para-Para Street Party ( 2002 ) organized to promote Christian Dior's new collection. It was held at Bukit Bintang. And i was the selected top ten contestants from hundreds of people dancing on the street. Hmm.. i miss my 'young' days....:))


不好意思，本人除了嘴賤，人也滿機車的。
有的東西看不過眼，就會講出來。
也因為醬兒而遭到不少的白眼。;p

你有沒有和那姐姐犯同樣的錯呢？

Danny Gaga .. back by demand !

( Yes, this is another syok sendiri entry. Don't read if you got no sense of humor or got high level of jealousy ;p )

Danny Gaga is making his coming back act.. not here.. but in the gym.

I did Bad Romance in the class last year and till now the members still request me to repeat it. Cos they said the choreo is very nice. Mind you, not easy to choreograph a song with combinations of 'cacat' and 'sexy' ( or in my case, slutty ) together you know? ;p

Not trying to show off ( yeah rite ;p ) but it meant a lot to us freestyle instructor when the members ask you to repeat whatever that you did before. Meaning they liked the steps and ... ' you did a good job'.

So i guess i'll have to take out my" Gaga buatan-sendiri-over-the-top-fake-diamond mask" from the storeroom and prepare for another kick-ass show next week. The best things is, it's for the Pavilion class. You know lah, there's so many 'audiences' at that club. EXCITED-nyerr....;p

p/s : my next target .. Gaga's "Teeth". OR do you have other nice songs that are suitable for teaching?


不只Danny Gaga回來了，連"肥妹鬼"也回來了！！！

My hair ... again

( FYI, this is a ' syok sendiri ' entry. No offense with those who are alive, dead or half dead. ;p )

We were doing LaRoux's Bulletproof this morning. One of the step is to pose with your hands on your head ( through you hair ), shake the hip and 'act' sexy. Of cos i don't have any problem doing that lah. But one of my 'che-che' teased me :

Che-che : Danny no matter how you do also not perfect one la. Cos your hair so short ... not sexy at all lah.
姐姐 ：你怎樣做也不夠sexy的啦。你的頭髮醬短，很難sexy的啦。

Me : Huh? If i got long hair, it will be phenomenon! ( answered coldly + sharp look in the eyes )
我 ：哼！如果我長頭髮，那還得了？！（ 冷冷的回答＋尖銳的眼神 ）

Che-che : Ya wor ya wor, Hahahaha.
姐姐 ：對horr對horr。哈哈哈。


話說回來，重來沒有留過長髮的我還真的很樣嘗試下。但我頭髮又多又粗，又容意流汗。要留長髮一定beh tahan。記得去年在Seoul時有試戴假髮 （中長），很夠力aqua-licious！看了都想打自己！！！
想想還是算了吧。反正我的樣子一點都不俊秀和沒有書香味，還是乖乖的認命做我的短髮陽光‘賤嘴‘男吧。

p/s : I'm officially OBSESSED with another thing. Posted at the side bar, Enjoy :))

me OR him ?

2 different person, same age, different attitude.

Me ...
I am 33 years old this year. And i do look like in my 30s. But one good thing that i am proud of myself is ... i always feel young in my heart. And sometimes people ( especially those members in gym ) thought that i am 'slightly' younger than my actual age, cos the way i act, how i carry myself and of cos... the way i dance.( :PPP) Also thanks to my 'wise' choice of clothing, to make myself look more presentable. ;)

My friend ...
He is also 33 years old. ( and he's actually few months older than me ;p ) I know him for almost 9 years already. He got this boyish look that sometimes people thought that he is still a college boy! ( jealous nyerr..;p ) But his attitude, i tell you... YA ALLAH! Punye lah pakcik !!! Sometimes i felt that i'm hanging out with an uncle. He got so many restrictions and pantang larang, and also the President of PPMM ( Persatuan Po Ma Malaysia ).


Given a choice, when you are 33 ( or in some case ... "were" ) who you want to be?
Me or Him? ;p

要看那裡啊？

（此 entry 絕對沒有任何‘取笑‘別人的意思！！！）

早上在Mid Valley買蛋塔。去到cashier給錢時，看見cashier其實是位有‘斗雞眼‘問題的女生，而且還滿明顯的。夠力囉，我突然不自在了起來。因為不懂得講話時應不應該看著她。

有人教過：叮著其中一只眼就可以了。但我怕我叮‘錯‘眼，叮到那只不是直視我的眼。Then又想，可能可以focus在她的兩眼之間（鼻梁上一點點）。但又怕醬看人，會換我變成‘斗雞眼‘。最後，我覺定將眼神放空，微笑著臉對著她。

如果你是我，你會怎樣辦？


p/s : Although the sizes of my eyes are uneven, but i am glad that they are still presentable.:))

多謝大師！

下午去剪頭髮，和hairstylist埋怨：

我 ：你看，醬多白頭髮。真的很難看，很煩啊！

Hairstylist ：白頭髮jeh嘛，不要是脫髮就好了啦。

我 ：（ 恍然大悟 ）對horr，醬我令願白頭髮囉。

Sometimes bad things can be quite pretty if we try see it from another angle.
Hmm .. promised myself, from today onwards, must enjoy and appreciate whatever i have now. :)


有沒有嚇到？原來在我的blog也可也看到勵志故事的。哈哈。

都是工做惹的禍。。

我做Visual Merchandiser的職業病：
Shopping時，如過看到人家摺的衣服亂了，會忍不著幫人整理整理他。動西擺歪了，也會幫他adjust一下下。每每都會被朋友'guat'。

我做Dance Instructor的職業病：
走路時不能聽到歌。因為步法會不自主的跟著節奏走。講話是也會很大聲。因為習慣了在studio裡，mic壞了就要喊著來教。怕大家聽不到。

我做Event Organizer的職業病：
總會比在約好的時間早到，通常１５分鐘除，非是特地遲到。（ 因為做event都要提早來做preparation。）然後等人家時又會碎碎念。弄到很多人都不敢約我出去。裡就有幾位種過招的人兄。真的很paiseh啦。

我做Danny Hwang的職業病：
不喜歡拖。什麼東西都要很effective。跟別人借的東西用好了也會第一時間去還。而且是‘追著去還‘。所以朋友圈裡有醬個說法：“不好借東西給他啊。因為他會追著你來還的！好煩的啊！！！“


以上都是我的職業病。你的呢？

i'm OBSESSED !

Just some updates of myself ...

I'm obsessed with ... GLEE
Always a fan of musicals ( not traditional or opera type ). They are young, they are hip and that's so me.. ( i know i know, it sounds a bit salah ;p )

I'm obsessed with ... OWL CITY
His songs are so nice and soothing. The 1st song i play every morning once i on my laptop. I've downloaded most of their songs in my ipod. ( the previous song, Rainbow Veins is by them as well )

I'm obsessed with ... SIT ( as in 'duduk' )
March to May is a slow month for retail line. So, not much VM job for me to do lah. So everyday i sit in front of computer, then sit in front of tv, then sit on the sofa and of cos, sit on the toilet bowl. :)

I'm obsessed with ... KAREN MOK
Bought her latest album 回蔚, sedap sekali. All the songs are very chic and diva-ish, suitable for me ( yalah yalah, those who wanna slap me please line up ). Especially when i'm 'sitting' alone at home. Posted one of her new song at the side bar. My shoulder always sake front and back whenever i listen to it. Nikmat nyer tak terhingga lah ( btw, my friend called her 'laocharbo' 老女人 LOL ;p )

Finally, I'm obsessed with TANNING
I think i'm more confident with the tanned skin. It makes me look healthier and better. Although thats lots of good and bad comments, but i normally will ignore the bad ones. And bcos of that i am now crazy with colors that i once refused to wear ~ YELLOW. ;p LOL .

STOP !

Never knew that i am that offensive. I thought only my mouth is bitchy. I was wrong.

Just found out that most of the time, the way i look at people is quite OFFENSIVE ( without me realizing it ). And it is really shocking to me. To make the feeling worst, i got to know this from someone that is so close to me. I am speechless...


Don't ask me to wear sunglasses, cos it's not a good solution! :(

Post Mortem :

Remember my mission during the CNY? Yeap, the deadline is here and the results?
I MADE IT ! :)

I manage to adjust my weight back to +-61kg ( previously was 63.5kg ).And now is the hardest part ... MAINTENANCE.

Luckily i have 7 to 10 class per week for me to work out and burn fat. If not, sure 'kembung' back.;p


Btw, i found a way which is quite useful for me to lose weight .. LIQUID DIET. Just have light breakfast, normal lunch and 'liquid' dinner. ( Just take Milo, milk, fruit juices or soya milk )
Go try go try lah. Let me know if it works for you too. :)